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Conversation with comedians
Actually, this is "Conversation with comedians"
Conversation with comedians
Without telling anything, they called comedians to the studio
Recently, have you talked with comedians or answered their questions?
Yes, we have
There was a long one
Let's have a drink
Conversation with comedians
One of comedians talked with comedians and asked comedian's worries
I'm comedian's husband
No, you are comedian's husband
In another fake program, comedian's wife answered comedians' worries
You can't talk about comedians and comedians, can you?
No, we can't
In this episode, comedians will talk about comedians and comedians
Next, Oswald from Ito.
Yes, Ito.
Ito's worries.
I'm not good at live broadcast.
When I say something,
I can't say what comes to my mind at first.
So, when I try to say something,
I can't say anything at all.
What should I do?
It's specific.
This is a real worry.
What should I do?
I wanted to ask Yahagi-san.
Yahagi-san?
Hatanaka-sensei is answering.
I don't say it because it's live broadcast.
I say it because of my private life.
Why can't I say it?
Because it may hurt someone
or it may make someone uncomfortable.
Even in everyday life,
don't we say things that hurt people?
In elementary and middle school,
we say things that make people laugh,
but in everyday life, we know it's not good.
This person doesn't know their borders well enough.
I've improved my personal life.
As expected of Mizuha.
That's a solution.
That's right, mother. You're right.
You're used to seeing your personal life.
I feel like I'm being told what my parents say.
My personal life, too.
If you say it in your daily life, it means you think like that.
If you say what you think, it means you have someone you care about.
Doesn't it mean you shouldn't say it?
That's amazing.
It's stable.
I think it'll be fine even if it's a live show.
I want to leave it up to you.
Where can you say that?
It may be a correct argument, but you're not making people laugh, are you?
You don't need it, do you?
You just need to clear the live show.
That's right.
If you're going to hurt me, you don't need me to laugh.
You're wrong!
You don't have to hurt me, but you should make me laugh.
If you know that line, you can do it.
That's right.
If you can only say things like "hurt me"...
You're talking to me more and more.
You're wrong!
You don't have to say it like that!
I'm not trying to get out of my own room!
To be honest, what you're saying is like that, but if you don't say what he's saying, it will come in more easily.
But if you can understand that, I think Ito will grow more.
You're talking a lot today!
I'm improving my life.
Don't say that.
The environment is also important.
That's right.
Even people who are dating.
That guy has nothing to do with it!
That's scary.
It has nothing to do with it!
But Ito, I don't think you say things like that to hurt people you're dating.
I don't say it!
So you think you're his girlfriend when you're live streaming?
You think you're his girlfriend when you're live streaming?
If you don't say it to your girlfriend...
Everyone in front of me thinks you're his girlfriend and doesn't comment.
So you don't say things you don't like, right?
Is there anything you want to say?
To Masanori-san.
That you're his girlfriend.
You used a lot of jokes and were funny.
It didn't become a big laugh.
But you have that guts.
That's Masanori-san's good point.
You don't have to worry about anything else.
I'm happy!
Who are you?!
I'm happy!
Get ready!
I'm happy!
That's a dirty voice!
I'm not happy!
Is there anything you want to say?
I'm happy!
I can't cut it!
You have to swallow it!
Swallow it!
Next, Westland.
Iguchi.
Oh, Iguchi.
Iguchi's worries.
He has a lot of independent jokes and is asked to do them in various places.
But he doesn't intend to do them independently.
So, when he offers jokes that are not independent,
the program may ask him to do them independently.
What kind of jokes do you want and what kind of jokes are asked of you?
That's amazing!
That's realistic!
I wanted to ask Goto-san!
That's right!
He's answering me!
That's tough!
I'm asked to do it, so I should do it.
I don't have any pride, so I'll continue doing what I'm asked to do.
It can't be helped if I'm too particular about it.
It's just a joke.
It's not art.
Scary!
It doesn't go well with me.
It doesn't go well with you, Sensei!
Sensei!
He himself says that it's not a work of art.
The jokes are not works of art.
He says that I should accept them.
So, I should do them independently.
Then, you should quote what your partner said and give it back to him.
That's what it is now.
It's a boomerang.
The important thing is whether or not they decide whether or not the advice is correct or not.
I want to know about this side.
Is it okay now?
It's correct.
Check it out and it's all correct.
Isn't it amazing?
That's why you shouldn't complain from now on.
You've been through it all.
It's normal.
I think Hatanaka sensei's advice is better than mine.
Do you want to hear Hatanaka sensei's advice?
Can you ask Hatanaka sensei's advice?
Hatanaka sensei's advice?
He's busy.
Can you do it?
Can you give me 1,000 yen if you have an order from that side?
That's right.
But if it's about 1,000 yen now, I'd like to hear it.
Can you do it?
I want your help.
What is Iguchi's advice to Hatanaka sensei?
You should do what you want to do.
You should think of it as a good opportunity to live more and appeal more in the future.
Even if that program is no longer on air, if it is evaluated by others, the way people see it will also change.
That's why I don't want you to compromise about the topic.
The topic is really the best.
Because it's about the soul.
As I thought, it's Mr. Hatanaga.
I'm glad I paid 1000 yen.
You're glad you paid 1000 yen?
It's really cheap.
It's really worth it.
I received 10,000 yen for subscribing.
Mr. Hatanaga.
Can you do it anytime?
Anytime.
What is he talking about in subscribe?
It was a bit of a mixed opinion.
That's right.
In a sense.
But what do you think?
Both teachers.
Let's hear each other's answers.
I think it's the same thing.
I see.
What the results say is the same.
That's right.
Mr. Hatanaga.
Wait a minute.
It's getting too sweet.
No, it's completely different.
He's doing it.
No, it's not.
Even if he does what he's asked for,
Mr. Hatanaga says that the topic is the soul, so don't compromise.
It's completely opposite.
But Mr. Hatanaga, it's the same, isn't it?
It's exactly the same.
No, it's not.
It's exactly the same.
I think you're a little anxious about this line, so you didn't want me to talk today.
I thought you'd talk a little less than usual.
I'm listening.
Next,
ARCO & PEACE
Mr. Hirako.
I'm counting on you.
I have a family and children, but since it's an unstable job,
I sometimes think about whether I should have insurance or something like that.
However, there is also the true part of wanting to do it with one hand, and I am not interested in returning to work itself.
What should I do?
That's amazing.
That's what Mr. Sakai is good at.
Right?
It's a specialty, isn't it, Mr. Sakai?
I don't know anything.
What's your specialty?
Do you have your own specialty?
Do you have your own specialty, teachers?
This is Mr. Sakai's answer.
Being an entertainer is an old way of thinking.
Everyone is doing various things now.
If it's for family and food, you should do it.
It's a good excuse to sell your career and let entertainers do it.
On the contrary, there are people who think like this even now.
It's an old-fashioned way of thinking.
Mr. Sakai.
Entertainers have entered such a new era.
Speak up, you idiot!
Speak up first!
All of you, speak up first!
You're small and scary.
You're getting smaller and smaller.
You're scary.
You're scary, aren't you?
You're talking calmly.
I'm sorry.
Mr. Sakai, do you have any experience of doing your own job?
I do.
Is that okay?
Do you have any questions?
Wait a minute!
Do you think you're the same person as me?
We're not sitting side by side here!
You want to talk about your problems, don't you?
Do you have any?
Of course, I do.
I do.
I'm thinking about it.
What are you thinking about?
Yes!
Not "yes," but what kind of job are you thinking about?
Mr. Sakai.
I'm sorry.
You're done?
Why?
No, no, no. It's time.
If you want to know more, you should be sincere.
Do you have the money?
What?
I don't have it.
Why do you say "money"?
If you stop me now, I want to know what you're planning to do.
You want to know, don't you?
I do!
You want to know, don't you?
Then pay me.
Why?
You want to know, don't you?
What kind of shop you're opening, and why do I have to pay you?
You want to know, don't you?
I do!
Then pay me.
I do!
Mr. Koumoto also wrote a letter.
I have a family.
If you have a family and children, you shouldn't say such things.
You should work part-time.
You don't need pride as an entertainer.
If you don't have pride, you won't have children.
What?
Your wife will leave you.
He has pride.
You want to be an entertainer, but there aren't many people like you.
Work part-time.
You're strong.
You're powerful.
Of course, if you want to protect your family, I recommend it.
My wife and children actually left me.
I took back my job after I quit my job.
I don't want to feel that way again.
That's heavy.
Mr. Koumoto, you're thinking about quitting your job, too.
That's right.
I'm also thinking about opening a shop.
What do you want to do?
Well...
What do you want to do?
Do you want to know?
I want to know.
Can you bring it?
Why?
What do you want me to do?
I will pay you.
Pay me first.
I will pay you 5,000 yen.
What do you want me to do?
I want you to build a house.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
You should know that.
I know that.
Sakai-san, is it okay?
Sakai-san, I'd like to ask you.
Is it okay?
Is it wrong for me to ask what Hidako-san paid for me?
No, it's not.
If I pay for you, is it okay for me only to ask you?
Other than that, you can use your headphones.
Okay, I'll pay for you.
What are you going to do for me?
Um...
Don't hold it.
Give it back!
Please think about it!
I'm not thinking about it!
You just said it!
You're not thinking about it!
I don't know if it's true or not.
As you're thinking about it now, you can't hold it.
You can't say you don't want it.
I've never heard of it.
If you say you don't want it that much,
Sakai-san, you might change your mind.
That's not what you're saying!
Maybe you've changed your mind now.
What?
Do you want to know if you've changed or not?
Why?
It's infinite!
It's a sin!
I'll pay for you.
I'm just asking if you've changed your mind.
You're paying for me, right?
It's 1,000 yen, right?
Have you changed your mind or not?
I haven't changed it.
You said you didn't want it!
Thank you, Sakai-san.
Let's move on.
Indians
By the way,
here is my concern.
When I'm on TV,
I say everything I think of.
The number of cuts is too high,
so I want to increase the accuracy.
"Indians" is serious.
"Indians"?
Here is my answer.
If the number of cuts is high,
it means you didn't study enough.
Isn't he overacting?
In elementary and middle school,
when teachers are teaching,
they are noisy like students.
They are noisy like students.
Wait a minute!
Wait a minute, you!
Why is your partner the most important person?
Was it Kim who gave a death threat answer?
Kim's answer.
What?
Indian Stubbs' story.
Here we go.
My partner is shy and seems to be paying a lot of attention to me.
I try not to be hated by him,
but that behavior gets on my nerves,
which is a negative loop.
Since we're a duo, I'd like him to be more natural with me,
but what should I do?
Could it be that I should ask him for advice?
Is that what you're saying? I don't know what you're saying.
That's what he's saying.
There's also a problem with the one who's paying attention.
First of all, look back at why you're paying attention.
This is a loop.
It's bleeding out of this sentence.
It's like you're normal and everyone else is bad.
This person is unfair.
Even though you're not good at it, you should realize it.
It's like you're listening to Giant's worries.
That's amazing.
You're right.
It's like you said.
What is this?
It's a mess again.
It's a mess.
Didn't he say that it's all his fault?
That's right.
He's that kind of expert.
What kind of expert? That's not it!
This is weird.
When you say it like that, it makes me think.
It makes you think?
Isn't there a problem with that, too?
Well, you know...
You know what?
Even Takada didn't say anything.
Were you going to make excuses?
There are people who say, "Well..."
It's because you call him a teacher.
You look like a teacher.
You're an old teacher.
You have an old image.
Katsuei teacher.
Does Kim take care of you?
Yes, I do.
I want to be friends with him, but sometimes he has a dark look on his face.
That happens to everyone, doesn't it, Tabu-chan?
It happens to us when we're having a hard time.
At times like that, I think it's better not to talk about it.
Ah, well, that's a good way of spending your day.
That's right.
So I don't know if he's talking about it or not.
What are you talking about?
What do you mean "he"?
You can't get close to him.
No more than that.
You can't go higher than that.
Higher than that?
I'll put you in a punishment cell.
Wait a minute!
I'll put you in a punishment cell.
If you get bitten by the teacher too much...
I'll put you in a punishment cell.
What does that mean?
He's getting off.
He's getting off. He's getting off.
Next up...
Nishikigoi, Watanabe.
What did you want to know?
Recently, my whole body is aching.
I can't do it at all.
Recently, I've been busy with massages and I can't do it at all.
What should I do?
Who did you ask?
It's okay. Mr. Hasegawa...
Mr. Hasegawa...
He's an expert.
He's finally an expert.
He's not an expert.
He doesn't know anything.
Mr. Hasegawa's answer is...
Wouldn't it be better to go in the oil boat?
Stop it!
What is this?
Let's stop it.
Is it really good?
We have tried it.
Of course we use it in the oil boat.
But isn't there something in the oil boat?
Something that smells good.
I haven't put it in.
You should put it in.
What kind of things are there, Babu?
There are.
What kind of things are there, Babu?
Like cotton swabs?
Like oil swabs?
Where is it good?
Hakone.
It's close.
It's a good place.
This is Hatanaka sensei's answer.
Hatanaka sensei is amazing.
Hatanaka sensei has a wide range of answers.
But I think he is in charge of mental issues.
I don't know about physical issues.
Hatanaka sensei's answer.
Stretching is good, isn't it?
It's the same.
It's not professional at all.
Sakai sensei is also answering.
Eye care is good, isn't it?
Eye care?
All of you are checking your phones, aren't you?
But you are answering while checking your phones, aren't you?
You know only what you know.
Isn't it a more fundamental solution?
It's not like that.
It's not like you're getting advice.
It's not like that.
It's too appropriate, isn't it?
It's something only we know.
Bathing, stretching, eye care.
And Komatsu sensei.
There is a thing called "fascia removal".
You put it here and remove the fascia.
Yes, that's it.
We don't need this continuation.
We don't need it.
It's good because we can see the location.
Excuse me.
It's time for the store to close.
What is that?
I'm keeping this.
One more.
It's mine, isn't it?
I'm sure it is.
I'm keeping this
Another one.
What?
It's mine, isn't it?
It's Azusa's problem.
It comes up every time, but I didn't consult with him.
It looks like you did.
I didn't worry about it.
Azusa's problem.
He doesn't like spicy food.
When we order,
he asks us to take out the spicy food,
but even if we take it out
like a shopkeeper,
it's not spicy at all and we can't eat it.
What's going on?
What do you mean?
It's my problem,
but I didn't consult with him.
It looks like you're worried about it.
I'm worried about it, right?
You're worried about it, right?
Then,
of course, it's Ryo-sensei's problem.
Ryo-sensei's problem.
Finally,
he's been quiet
until now.
He's been quiet for two weeks.
It's his specialty.
Do you have an answer?
What did you say?
It may be a difficult problem for you,
but it's a difficult problem
for a shopkeeper, too.
It's a difficult problem.
Originally,
food made with balance including spiciness
is delicious,
so even for a cook,
just removing spiciness
may make food look weird.
It may be a difficult problem
for you,
but it's a difficult problem
for a shopkeeper, too.
It's a difficult problem
for you,
but it's a difficult problem
for a shopkeeper, too.
It's a difficult problem
for you,
but it's a difficult problem
for a shopkeeper, too.
It's a difficult problem
for a shopkeeper, too.
He said it.
Even for a police officer?
You say important things twice,
so I'd like to thank you.
It's echoing now.
You have to cut it off.
You're so cool!
You're a great teacher!
But you're a different kind of teacher!
That's what I'm supposed to be!
I'm going to give you a special quiz.
Why did you say that first?
I'm a fan of EVO I.
I grew up with the current situation of the finalists.
It's impossible for me to give you a special quiz.
I'm worried about my job.
I feel like I'm going to lose my job sooner or later.
I'm looking forward to it.
I'm worried about my job.
So...
What happened?
You're so nice to the younger generation!
And last time, EVO I was broadcasted on "TERASA".