AISubs v3.6
Good evening, everyone!
Good evening!
You look anxious.
You don't know why you are here.
Is it because of me?
You are worried, right?
I'm very worried.
I'm also worried about this side.
You are worried about this side?
It's strange that we are side by side.
We don't divide ourselves like that.
We are also worried about this side.
What?
Which side are you on?
We are side by side, right?
I think we are on different sides.
I will announce today's program.
Today's program is...
Actually, my partner answered me.
Entertainer's Problem Consultation.
It's been a while.
Recently, have you consulted or answered in programs?
Yes, we have.
It's been a while.
You consulted with your seniors, right?
Yes, I consulted with Shinobe Sakagami and Goto.
I consulted with Daikichi.
He is a straightforward person.
What?
It's today.
He's not answering his juniors' problems, he's answering his partners' problems.
Both of them are pranking him.
Why do you do that?
Why do you think? I've forgotten it.
You can't do what you want to do.
It's hard to say in a combination.
If you give me a good answer, I'll join you.
Don't you want to say it?
Let's get started.
First, Oswald.
When you did MC once, you did it for the first time.
Why did you only think of what you could receive?
Instead of trying to make someone receive it, you want to receive it yourself.
Do you have any tips for MCing?
It's embarrassing at this point.
You're serious.
It's not about how you answered it.
I didn't think you'd say it in person.
To you three?
I wanted to say it myself.
Hatanaka answered it.
What do you know about this?
Hatanaka has a great idea.
I thought about it a lot.
Basically, everyone wants to receive it.
However, live shows and programs are done as a team.
If you give an answer and someone receives it, you can say it as a team play.
That's how you should think of it.
The team's score should be your own joy.
You can say the same thing in life.
Do you think of hurting someone or only making yourself happy?
If you have something you're happy about for your family, it's your own happiness, isn't it?
I want you to know about that happiness.
Thank you very much, Mr. Hatanaka.
What do you think of it?
I want to consult with you.
Mr. Hatanaka.
That's a good answer.
It's not a good answer, it's a religious DM.
It's not like that.
I'd like you to be more specific about what you should do.
Aren't you embarrassed?
I'm not embarrassed!
You look like you're about to cry.
No, no, no.
You look like you're about to cry, don't you?
I feel like I'm waiting for my partner to say hello for my wedding.
What about you, Ito?
Do you feel like you're the only one who should step forward?
To be honest, when it's someone's turn...
...and you don't want it to go too far...
...then you should listen to what I'm saying...
...and try to get it!
- That's what you should say! - No, no, no!
- But if you have a personal problem, you should answer! - Of course!
- But you're on TV, so... - No, no!
- ...once a month, you should ask if I have any problems... - I got it!
- Because you can't say it yourself! - Let's do it at the end of the month!
- It's not the end of the month!
- You can't say it all at once! - No, no!
- You can't say it all at once!
- Honestly... - Next, Westland, Iguchi!
- Iguchi! - What was it again?
- Westland, Iguchi! - Iguchi!
- What was it again? - It's like Iguchi has a problem!
- I think it's... how do I say it? - Anyway, let's hear the entertainer's bad words!
- Go ahead! - Go ahead!
- It's complicated! It's complicated and you've said it yourself!
- I didn't like it back then!
- Now, Iguchi's problem! - Yes!
- Because you can't say it yourself, I'll say it to you in a way that you'll complain about it...
- ...but if you say it too much, you'll simply think you're a bad person!
- However, you have to say it in order to use your partner!
- How vague should it be?
- Isn't it weird? - Isn't it weird?
- It's weird! - Wait a minute! Is it that complicated?
- But why do you make me say it to you?
- There's nothing I can say! - Now, Kouma's answer!
- Yes! - You should say it too much!
- That way, your partner will be saved!
- I'm sure your partner is prepared for what you say!
- By the way, there's a technique for those who complain...
- ...to not make it look bad!
Wow, that's amazing!
In any case, they laugh a lot.
They do things that are worse than what they're angry about.
They say stupid things, and other techniques like that.
That's amazing!
Wait a minute!
They shouldn't think that they're pitiful.
They should hold it in and laugh a lot.
For their partners, they should be prepared to be thought of as bad guys and do it as it is!
Wow, that's amazing!
Thank you so much, Kono sensei!
In the middle of it, he said something like "technique theory" (technical theory)
But it doesn't make sense for me to do it.
You laugh a lot, don't you?
That's right.
He said something like "technique theory"
You need a catcher, don't you?
You have a good battery.
What's wrong with you?
You laugh a lot, so we can relax.
You can laugh a lot because you have Kono Futo-kun.
That's right.
You have fewer complaints than you did last time.
You're right.
I want you to do it more.
He's writing jokes, of course, and doing nothing.
But he's making mistakes in his jokes.
He should be scolded for saying that.
It's nothing.
Instead of that, I want you to think about jokes and comedy.
Do you have any ideas?
I want you to do it more.
You can't laugh!
You're going crazy!
You said a lot of things.
You can answer other than your partner.
I see.
You can answer other members, too.
What?
Are you serious?
Kim will answer.
Kim?
Kim will answer.
For example, say something good about him not only complaining about him about four times.
He comes back proudly even if he's late.
But sometimes he's reliable.
Add a little bit of sweetness to your complaints.
Fresh cream of words.
Are you messing with me?!
It needs more sweetness.
Fresh cream?!
Add some fresh cream in your complaints.
In anger, right?
First of all...
He's a bokeh man but he doesn't do bokeh.
I want you to do more one-time jokes.
If you don't, I'll be exhausted.
Well... I love you dearly for your family.
You don't need to tell me that.
It's fine! It's fine! It's fine!
It's fine! It's fine!
It's so tiny!
You'll be pulled in by Yuri, right?
You're saying it's too sweet, right?
It's too sweet!
So, Koumo-tan, what will you do if you get something too sweet?
I'll actually cry a little.
It's hard to do, right?
Then it's okay!
If you start crying, it'll be hard to do!
So, next up, "ALK & PEACE", Hirako.
I'm a bit nervous.
Since it's Chitara-san, I thought you'd answer me directly.
I think I've said a lot of true things.
Let me start with your worries.
You don't have your own axis.
Sometimes you go around Shikiri, sometimes you stretch yourself in Hinadan.
Sometimes you don't know your own axis, like acting or writing.
Is there one axis you think you should make?
It's Hiroshi.
Don't forget!
You don't have an axis!
Stop it!
That's what you're saying!
He's seriously thinking about it!
Who's going to laugh about it?
But this is fine.
We have a proper society.
In this day and age, we should be able to do a lot of things.
We don't need an axis or anything like that.
If there's something you can grab onto, that's the best thing.
It's good to do it freely.
If you can't grab onto anything yet,
don't you think you haven't worked hard enough?
I want you to work harder.
For this guy.
"For this guy"?
You're saying it because you're his junior!
For Hirako, right?
Do you want him to work harder?
It doesn't mean I want him to work harder!
I was going to say it to my junior!
He seems like he's working hard right now.
Isn't he not working hard enough?
His imagination is overflowing.
Seriously!
He's not working hard enough!
He should work harder!
I think it's fine for Hirako to work harder.
You'll accept it, right, Sakai?
That's right!
No matter how hard you work, I'll be next to you, so it's fine.
Then should he say "I'm working hard"?
He should do a lot of things, but...
There's no axis in comedy!
Because you can't pull it out!
But you should do it, right, Moga-kun?
Well, it's fine.
Is there something?
I'm working hard.
There's no axis in comedy...
...so...
...this is...
...the point of comedy!
You should work harder!
Wait, wait!
You should do it!
He's working hard, so it's fine for him to say it!
You should say "I'm working hard!"
No, no, no!
I'm working hard!
Something will definitely get caught!
Shut up! You'll get caught, too!
Wait, wait!
Stop it!
Seriously, I'm begging you!
I'm begging you!
You don't have to force yourself to make it.
You don't have to decide on your own.
In fact, the almighty who can do it all is more amazing.
Because he is the one who pours his strength into everything.
Why is he worried? Isn't he just addicted to himself?
He is strict these days.
He doesn't listen to others.
He doesn't show himself.
I think I was addicted to myself.
When I was playing with Hiroshi, I felt like I was playing with Hiroshi.
You should have played more seriously.
I think I wasn't able to play hard enough.
You weren't able to play hard enough.
Yes, I wasn't able to play hard enough.
Can you play another game for me?
Can I do it again?
You like playing hard enough, don't you?
Can you play another game for me?
You should have played hard enough.
You shouldn't have played hard enough.
You should have played hard enough.
It's not you, it's your own Hirako.
It's not Hirako sleeping in the back seat.
It's the back seat of Hirako.
So you're saying the opposite of yourself, aren't you?
It's your own Hirako.
It's Hiroshi.
Are you confused?
Hirako's back seat is Hirako's back seat.
Once you forget Hiroshi, you'll lose your element.
Hiroshi-san, don't worry about it.
It's Hirako.
Yes, it's Hirako.
No, it's already Hirako.
It's Hirako.
No, it's not.
Do you need a light?
If you turn on the light, you'll become Hiroshi-san.
That's right.
But it's okay.
The light is not only for Hiroshi.
Don't you need it?
No, I don't.
It's Hirako.
You can't put your hand in your pocket because you're Hiroshi-san.
Yes, it's Hirako.
Yes, it's the back seat of Hirako.
Yes, that's right.
It's okay.
Yes, it's Hirako!
Bang!
You can do it if you try!
I did it!
Can I do it with the axis I just used?
I don't know which one will work.
The axis...
Next, Nishikigoi Watanabe.
Yes.
Go ahead.
A partner is a natural idiot character.
He makes you laugh or make things happen like natural phenomena.
However, he is serious and can't make things happen on his own.
When he has nothing, he really has nothing, so he can't calculate.
I'd like you to teach me how to swing towards such a partner and how to make things happen.
I see.
Mr. Hasegawa will answer.
I'm talking about that person.
You're talking about yourself, right?
I see.
You can't make people laugh just by talking about ordinary things or saying what you think.
You can say, "Why are you being so serious?" or "Start over from where you started."
It depends on how you say it.
You've said it so many times!
You're crazy!
What are you doing?
You're crazy!
You can't make people laugh just by talking about ordinary things or saying what you think.
It depends on how you say it.
You can make people laugh just by talking about ordinary things or saying what you think.
You don't want people to laugh at you, do you?
That's right.
I don't want people to laugh at me!
Stop it!
It's annoying!
It's annoying to make people laugh!
I don't have confidence in making people laugh!
You can't make people laugh!
It's unfair!
I think it's amazing how you can make people laugh even if you're not an entertainer.
I'd like to know how you make people laugh.
Is there anything you can do to make people laugh?
Can you do something amazing?
Can you do something crazy?
Can you do anything crazy?
Can you say "It's amazing!" in three seconds?
Is that okay?
I'd like you to say it.
I'm going to say something really funny in three seconds.
In three seconds...
One...
Two...
THREE… ONE… ANIKINRIBO!
Good night.
What do you think?
Huh? It's not over yet.
It's still going?
It's still going.
I'm sweating.
You look like you're cold.
Why do you look like you're cold?
It's because I'm sweating.
You're cold?
Yeah.
Like this.
That's not good!
You have to do something!
That's reassuring.
Where do you think it ends for you?
It ends at ONE.
It's not like that!
CHIRUTSU! ONE! ONE! SARA!
All together now!
CHIRUTSU! ONE! ONE! SARA!
ONE! One! One Two Three! ONE!
I should have taken it back into English!
Yeah!
That means they're still going to criticise you?
It's very publicized.
He's young.
Yeah, he's still capturing it.
"44".
It's under his shadow.
Did you turn 45 this year?
Komoto has an answer.
That's close.
There's no way out no matter what you do.
That's what's happening.
I say normal things without being silly,
but if my partner gets mad at me,
if my partner comes forward and laughs at me,
if we're a duo, that's fine.
Isn't there not enough courage for me to come forward?
I see.
But it's true that there's a place for that.
Look closely! Look closely! It's him!
Look closely!
Don't you get it?
What do you mean "it's him"?
Even if he's someone who can give you advice,
even though he's nothing,
he looks down on you like you're his senior.
I really don't know why, but there's nothing we can do!
There's nothing we can do about this guy!
But he'll do everything I want him to do, so whatever!
Don't get dragged in!
The last of the four comics.
I don't want to be dragged in!
What kind of sweet things will he do?!
I don't want to be dragged in!
I won't take anything, not even a part of it!
I won't take any part of it!
If that happens, I won't take bad words,
and I won't take anything sweet!
He'll wait for something sweet!
I won't take anything!
I just won't take anything!
If Segawa-kun slips, it's a chance for him, right?
That's right.
Rather, that's right.
I don't know if it's because it's not interesting,
but sometimes he doesn't listen to me.
Oh, that's that! I'm a little scared!
There was graffiti on the wall!
It's Banksy!
But he didn't say anything.
That's sad, Watanabe-san.
Do you remember that?
I don't remember it at all.
You don't remember it, but you didn't say it!
There's a possibility you didn't say it!
Did you really say it?!
I've said that there's no way someone else said it was Banksy.
But it wasn't that person!
You're lying!
But...
You stole someone else's useless joke!
I might have stolen it.
Next up is "indians", "tabchi".
Yes!
This person's joke is...
Wait a minute!
Wait a minute, you guys!
"indians", "tabchi".
Yes!
This person's problem is...
When you're on TV, you say everything you can think of.
The number of cuts is too high, so you want to increase accuracy.
Should you hold back your jokes more and do what you want?
I see!
You're serious about your problems!
You're pretty serious!
Here's Kim's answer.
There's no need to hold back a joke.
Even if it's off-topic, it's still funny.
If there's a high probability of it being cut,
it's because you didn't study enough.
This person's joke is no more than a bad joke.
In elementary and middle school, when the teacher is teaching,
it's just as loud as the students.
At that level, it's basically the same.
Wait a minute!
Wait a minute, you guys!
Why are you the worst partners?
You guys are the worst partners today!
It's fine, it's fine, it's fine.
What are you guys doing?
You're eating chicken.
Cucumber.
What are you doing?
You're doing the same thing as Kimu.
You were having fun with fresh cream earlier.
I wish I could come as an entertainer.
Entertainer?
What do you think you're doing?
There are times when I'm not an entertainer.
You don't know what you're doing, do you?
That's right.
At times like that, I'm a little...
How long are you going to be like students?
Like students?
I wish you could be more professional like this.
Who said that?
I'm just saying what I came up with.
If you're not partners, you can say that.
It's a bad joke, so I'll be careful about it.
You're a teacher!
Why are you doing this?
It's a pocket and printing.
Who's doing pocket and printing?
What combination is it?
You're young.
You're young, aren't you?
What are you talking about?
You're old.
You'll know someday.
The teacher at that time said this.
You'll know someday.
Why do you have to be noticed every time?
You're a little crazy.
Kimu Patsan, right?
Who's Kimu Patsan?
Now, I'll ask Hatanaka sensei.
I want to know about Hatanaka.
Hatanaka sensei is amazing.
Saying everything you think of is also a personality.
Extending that personality makes you stronger.
I think it's good to be able to do a number of things.
For example,
Mr. Zakiyama has been talking all the time.
Even though he's hardly used.
I'm not forcing you to do it.
You're already that kind of person.
I'm not forcing you to do it.
You should extend that personality.
That's a good idea.
You should cut yourself off.
Mr. Zakiyama just received a reply.
But he suddenly started to shut up.
He's already that kind of person.
You're not going to ride that?
I wonder why you're so stingy.
He has many unique stories.
He's asked for it in various places.
Then you should pay me.
He's asked for it in various places.
I don't know what you're talking about.
And why even in front of the developer and the shop owner...
Obviously, the ratings are sinking.
3 months after the release of the song, the financial situation of the vitalists has changed drastically.
Don't say anything!
What do you want me to say first?
It's another story, you know!
Furthermore, "Terasa" is distributing the previous "Partner Consultation".