AISubs v3.6
Long Ha New Year 3-hour Special!
23 old comedians will battle it out in a sports test.
A young man who was active in a show race.
A brave young man.
Momo Shinya is also here.
Who will win this year's overall championship?
And a piece of historical miracle.
So pretty!
This year too, thanks to the rumours of the professional soldiers, they have transformed a lot.
Of course, there will also be photos of their failures.
3-hour Special! First, a piece of historical miracle.
This time, the total number of photos taken is...
18,387!
The average number of photos taken per person is...
7,313!
That's a lot of photos!
It must have been hard for you, right?
Looking at these members, who do you think will change the most?
Everyone is cute from the beginning, so...
Don't look at me like that all of a sudden!
Idols have to say that in order to live!
It's not like that!
You have to say it in order to live!
Finally, when Goto-san came out, the photos...
They're really cool!
They're really cute, aren't they?
There's a lot of difference in height between them.
There's too much difference in height, my ears are going to stop!
I was born for this project!
There's too much difference in height, my ears are going to stop!
Let's look at all of them!
The top bopper is Hatsune Miku!
Will she make a miracle happen?
Here's one of Yasuko's miracles!
Gorgeous!
You are awesome!
I don't know, but I feel lonely.
Did you have any difficulties while shooting?
When I was taking a pose and expressing my face,
I couldn't express my face well if I was conscious of this side,
and if I hid my face, I couldn't express my face well if I was conscious of this side.
So it was hard for me to express my face well.
You had to use your hands, didn't you?
Yes, I was told to hold a grenade lightly.
A grenade?
Yes, I did.
That's dangerous.
I wouldn't be here if I had a grenade.
A comment has arrived from a hairdresser who is determined to make up his face.
He filled in the face line with black and made the outline sharp.
He applied white on the hairline and extended the shadow.
I applied black here and it looks like a thief's beard.
It looks like a thief's beard.
Something is flowing on your left face.
What is flowing?
I applied white.
Did you extend the hairline with that?
Yes, I extended the hairline.
If you take a picture with a light on, it will fly, right?
That's right.
Can you take the same pose?
Yes, I can.
It's like an overlap.
What?
It's like an overlap.
Will it open?
How is it?
Really?
Why does it open like this?
It's different.
It's like magic.
By the way, here is a picture before the miracle happened.
Please have a look.
Here it is.
Wow!
What kind of mercy is that?
It's scary.
It's like a fortune-teller.
A person building a building with a fortune-teller.
That's right.
It's like a spiritual money-making.
I don't like it.
There are goods made with Sayasco's picture.
What?
Did you make it?
Wow!
I'll send it to you.
It's a clear file.
Wow!
It's good.
It will be released soon.
I would like you to buy it.
Why do you use this?
Next, chubby, pose, glasses, Nelson's Wada-bunny.
Is a miracle happening?
Here is one of Wada-bunny's miracles.
It's so cute.
It's made of tape.
How about this one?
It's also painted a little.
It's a cheap version.
It's painted black.
It looks thin.
It's made of a cup in front of you.
I see.
It's unnatural for you to do it like this.
If you do it like this, your shoulders will get thicker.
I wanted to hide it more, but I couldn't.
It doesn't bend more than that.
I wanted to hide it more, but I couldn't.
A comment from a hairdresser.
I was worried about how to hide my round face and tried various wigs.
So I wore a lot of them.
Here it is.
It's Nishina from La Land.
It's Nishida, isn't it?
I don't like it.
I made some goods.
It's a mug cup.
It's cute.
It's not expensive.
It's a mug cup with a picture of a cup on it.
It's new.
On the other side...
I want you to do it.
It's Nishida.
I'm going to Nishida, so I'll do it like I'm going to a royalty party.
In addition, both sides of Nishida's face will be released in Clear 5.
Next up is Arakawa, whose gyaru has increased recently.
It was a completely different atmosphere.
I'm really anxious. It's Ariana Grande!
Now, here is a miracle of Arakawa.
This is good!
Now, here is a miracle of Elf Arakawa.
This is good!
Cute!
One person is standing up.
Which era is it?
Stop it!
Which era is it?
Kuninaka Ryoko.
Kuninaka Ryoko has that atmosphere.
Takahata Mitsuki-chan.
It's similar!
It's really beautiful!
A gyaru's tear bags are always their life.
I make them plump, but I erase it with makeup.
I don't even wear contacts.
We also put colors on tear bags.
On the contrary, I thought it was really good to erase it.
That's why I thought this pureness and harmony would come out.
It's really cute!
This is a comment from a cameraman.
Since I'm a gyaru, I took a distance with a telephoto lens so that I wouldn't get carried away by the camera.
I decided to take a distance with a telephoto lens so that I wouldn't get carried away by the camera.
It's hard to hold it down.
If the lens gets closer...
It's funny.
Ariana Grande will release it.
It was so far away.
That's amazing.
They didn't reply me at all.
The cameraman said, "You're not doing anything today."
I said, "Are you kidding me?" He said, "Yes, I'm sorry."
You said it like that.
I said it like you said it.
The windshield is wet, too.
The windshield...
You took it from the gap.
That's right.
It's like a hidden camera.
That's right.
That's why it's like this.
That's amazing.
It's like this.
You're showing your facial expressions.
I don't think there was such a response.
There is a response.
Ariana Grande.
That's funny.
That's a good response.
Ariana Grande.
That's a good response.
Ariana Grande.
There is also a clear file on one of the screens.
Ariana Grande.
Next, at the end of the year, at the M-1 Grand Prix...
The long coat daddy, domae.
I can't open my eyes at all.
It's too late.
I want to take a clear picture, so I'm taking more and more pictures.
But my eyes are closing.
My eyes are closing.
A miracle of domae.
Here it is.
Wow!
Listen! Listen!
Cool!
The style is good and it's amazing because it's what it is.
It's refreshing.
Looks like a K-pop idol.
Sure! A anti-Japanese idol!
Anti-Japanese idol!
It's good because the arms and legs are long.
If you come a little bit from here, you can see that, right?
That...
Tape!
You can see the tape directly in your eyes!
Yes! It's the opposite of "aipuchi".
"Aipuchi"?
It's "harikata kousaku", man!
"Aipuchi"!
Cool!
Maybe it's because you have two little ears?
What?
You have two little ears and you made two of them?
It's fun!
A comment from the cameraman.
You are tall and your style is good, so I was particular about the angle in which you make use of it.
For some reason, when you get drunk and shoot, you have a long face.
It's hard for you to find the best angle because you look too big in the picture.
That's right.
There is a picture taken from a different angle.
Here it is.
Still, it's a miracle, isn't it?
What?
It's not like that at all!
It's so different!
What kind of expression is that?
Even if you change the angle a little bit, it's still such a different picture.
It's totally different!
It's different!
Pictures are scary, aren't they?
Only the angle and the wig are different!
That's right. The lower part is all the same.
Is that the only reason why it has changed so much?
Domae also made some goods.
It's an acrylic stand!
It's fashionable!
It's really cool!
I like the stand!
They are making their faces smaller and smaller.
They don't want anyone to know about it.
We don't know about it at all!
By the way, he is a 45-year-old Japanese-language uncle.
How far can you go as an uncle?
Miracles have been happening until now.
Right?
Then, let's see.
One miracle of Watanabe.
I'm counting on you!
Here it is!
I'm counting on you!
No way!
Miracle boys have appeared!
By the way, it's dark!
I can't see anything!
I don't know if miracles are happening or not!
It's so dark that I can't do it!
This is against the rules!
The way you run is the same as Mr. Ikkou's.
Mr. Ikkou...
I don't know anymore!
A comment from the cameraman.
Are you not used to taking pictures?
Because the pose was stiff,
he took off his coat and socks and took a nap.
Even if he doesn't move,
he tries to look dynamic.
A comment from Mr. Meik.
When he decided his hairstyle,
he changed some wigs,
but the more he changed,
he looked like a weird old man.
In short, he's a weird old man!
He's a weird old man and he's a weird old man!
Here is a picture of a weird old man.
This is terrible!
This is scary!
What is this?!
He's buried in the mountains...
He's only writing one-sided novels...
Right?!
This is terrible!
He's giving a lot of money to a underground live show only for female comedians!
Wow, they look alike!
People like him are coming!
He looks like a genius architect, too!
That's right!
A genius architect!
He only makes buildings with crazy designs!
That's right!
You can't leave this room without permission!
This is scary!
This is too scary!
Wow!
This is scary!
Here are some goods made with Watanabe's photos!
I did it!
Why did you choose the architect's direction?
When you can't go through here, please use all of it.
I see.
I don't think there is such a thing.
And after this...
The one who caused the miracle of today is...
Martha Cameron!
It's crazy!
However, the police caught her...
The continuation will be in the second half!