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A terrible but interesting entertainer has fallen in love like this!
Here it is.
Last week, funny entertainer Morishta Danobagari and Kakeroni Kuritani's one-sided love story was broadcasted.
Since I entered junior high school, even if I had a boyfriend, I had a lot of confidence in myself, so I told him to go out with me and take it away.
He was quite popular in elementary school.
He was originally handsome.
Since when did you start melting?
That's right.
What is Morishta's first episode in elementary school?
One day, when I was playing around with Essan seriously, I happened to hit Essan's sidekick and was stared at silently.
At this time, I first knew a woman's contemptuous face.
Do you remember your sidekick even now?
I remember it at night.
What would you do if you remembered your sidekick?
Cafe au lait.
You mixed it up, didn't you?
With coffee and milk.
Next is Mr. O, who was in the same age as you at a bar.
When Mr. O caught a cold and went to work, she coughed, so I inhaled it.
Was that the cause?
The next day, I had a fever and was so happy that I couldn't stand it.
That's scary!
I heard that woman talking outside.
I like you, Morishta.
At that moment, I was so embarrassed and stared at her.
How did you feel?
I stared at her and ignored her.
What if she coughed in that state?
Don't inhale it!
And this week, we're going to talk about their current feelings.
Kuritani, here you go.
Two!
From now on.
Mizuki Arisani, who I met through DM.
What is this?
It's from China.
It's huge!
First of all, Mizuki Arisani, who I met through DM.
After I met her through DM, she waited for me and gave me a present for my birthday.
Isn't she your fan?
Apparently, she became my fan after watching my show.
She was a very beautiful woman, so I thought it was a prank.
I asked her if it was a prank, but she said it wasn't.
There's no one who would say "yes, it is" and say "is it a prank?"
I see.
That's weird.
I know, right?
She was a very beautiful woman.
I've met her three times already.
- Three times? - What did you do three times?
- We went out for a meal. - Cool.
Do you have a feeling that she will develop?
Well, I think there is something like that.
But is it okay for her to do that?
- She is alone. - That's right.
- She is from China. - That's right.
There is also a possibility that she can't do it because of this person.
I run a clubhouse in China.
We started talking in the clubhouse and got along well.
One day, we went out to Tokyo.
She asked me if there was a good place for sightseeing.
She asked me if I could show her around.
- That's interesting. - That's interesting.
It was only for one day, but we went on a date.
Did you like it there?
There is one thing I don't like about it.
When we went sightseeing, we asked for fortune-telling.
Both of them said "today".
At that moment, she said, "If you two are together, is there anything good?"
She said it like a joke.
- I've always been curious about it. - What?
- Isn't it too strict? - It's a joke.
- It's a joke, isn't it? - It's a joke.
If you get caught for real, you'll be in trouble.
I was really depressed.
You're sensitive.
There is one good person, but you go out with another person, right?
- That's right. - But we rarely meet.
- In China. - If you meet her, you go out with her, right?
- That's right. - But you don't meet her, right?
We don't meet, so we go out for a meal with that person.
But I like people in China.
- If you get caught, you'll be in trouble. - We rarely meet,
- so I don't want you to feel lonely. - That's cruel.
- But we don't do that. - That's right.
- We don't go out as friends. - I've liked that person for 10 years.
- That's right, you like her. - Even if you go to another region,
- wouldn't it be nice to exchange information? - That's right.
That's disgusting.
- You don't like it? - I don't like it.
- You don't like it? - If she knows about it, she'll feel disgusted.
That's a nuisance and I think it's a crime.
- I think it's a crime. - It's not good.
- But you'll meet her if you go, right? - I'll go this week.
- I'll support you. - You're going this week?
- You're fast. - You're busy, but you should go out with her.
- Somehow. - You're not busy at all.
- Shut up and shut up.
- You're annoying. - Shut up and shut up.
- Shut up. - Shut up.
- You're busy every week. - Shut up.
- Next, Morisa. - Yes.
- The present. - Yes.
- This is the ranking. - What?
- The rank of the 2020 members is... - What?
- Aki. - Aki?
- No way. - The first is...
- "I like you so much I don't want to say it." - What's that?
- Don't say it. - I don't want to say it. - Don't say it.
- I don't want to say it. - You have to put it in the first place.
- Otherwise, it will be a lie. - It will be a lie.
- It will be a ranking. - I don't want to say a lie.
- The second is... - I can't say it.
- "I like you since you were 17 years old." - Yes.
- "Yamasaki Marishi." - Ah, the one with the gravure.
- The third is "gravure idol," Maori Hoshino. - What's that?
- The fourth is "sexy actress," Hikari Ninomiya. - What is "sexy actress"?
- The fifth is "Hikori Hikori." - Ah!
A sexy Yoshimoto employee you met in one day, 6th place in the same position, a woman in a shoe store in Ginza, 6th place in the same position, a general woman you met at a drinking party, 6th place in the same position, an ex-idol you met at a drinking party.
6th place in the same position.
You are asking about love now, but does it come out in a ranking format?
In the past, I thought I was making mistakes when I was alone for 10 years or at a bar, so I think it's better to distribute it a little.
Risk management.
It's too dangerous to concentrate on one person, so you're scattering your thoughts, right?
Even if you're not alone, there are still nine people.
You can get mental.
Did you know how to meet this?
No, I've been asking you to scatter your feelings lately, but I'm not convinced of it.
One person, for example, the actress Shiratori, was rejected by this show the other day, right?
When the four of us ate together, including Mr. Morishita, Shiratori has a lot of blackheads on his face, right?
If you connect blackheads with lines, it will look like a constellation.
It was too delicate.
Also, the likes of the photos I'm posting on Instagram don't feel good.
It's okay to just scrape it off, right?
It seems like you're replenishing one person again.
I don't know what that means.
Without ten people, I can't calm down.
If you're an idol, you're like Kami Seven.
I've already decided on ten.
To be honest, there are a lot of Hoketsu members.
I was rejected by Shiratori, but I decided to give up and graduated from my favorite person.
I'm out of rank.
From out of rank, Hikorohi...
Ah, good!
Hikorohi came in all of a sudden.
Shiratori's cute!
What does it feel like to be a woman you don't want to say because you really like her?
Wow, this is...
I'm really lost.
I'm hungry.
You don't have to say it.
If you say your job, we'll know.
Can I say it?
No, you don't have to say it.
I don't want to hear it.
You're taking it too seriously.
Even if you say it, it won't come.
I think everyone wants to hear it.
I don't want to hear it all the time.
I suddenly woke up.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry I told you my true feelings.
I'm trying to take her to the graveyard.
I want you to say it.
It's like a king's ear.
You're saying it too much.
The reason is...
I want you to be a comedian who will sell well in the future.
You say it all the time.
I see.
I can't help it.
Do you like love stories?
Be honest!
Some people say it because it's a waste of time.
I don't want to say it.
I don't want you to say it.
I'm very angry.
I'm angry.
But you...
I don't care.
I'm angry!
I don't care.
The first place is...
I don't know.
I'll ask you from here.
The second place is...
My favorite talent since I was 17 years old is YAMASAKI MAMI.
I've liked YAMASAKI SAN since I was a student.
But, a comedian of the same generation, YOSHI of INOSHITA YOSHI, happened to know YAMASAKI SAN.
Through YOSHI, we went out for a drink last year.
However, YAMASAKI SAN, who I've liked for a long time, was in front of me.
YOSHI said that I didn't say a word and kept acting cool.
In the end, I didn't even ask for his number and it ended without any progress.
That's what happened.
It's not good if you like it.
You're not glaring at me, are you?
I haven't confirmed it.
I'm sorry if you're glaring at me.
But you can't speak anymore.
I can't speak anymore and I'm embarrassed.
You don't remember, do you?
Since I was 17 years old, I've been cutting out magazines and keeping them.
Did you scrap them?
In the smartphone era, there was an app that erased backgrounds.
With that app, I painted YAMASAKI SAN's swimsuit strings in my own color.
You made it yourself, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
I made it myself.
What did you do with that picture?
I put it in a cafe in my head.
Don't say that!
Why did you put it in your head?
Don't say that!
5th place is HIKOROHI's episode.
I found out that HIKOROHI chose me as 2nd place in "seriously favorite entertainer ranking" in a TV program.
Since then, every time I watch HIKOROHI on TV, I feel like I'm conscious of her.
When I watched the video of HIKOROHI and IWAKU,
when we were performing together in a small live venue,
I dodged a little when someone passed by and hit a little on the wall.
HIKOROHI was here.
And I was a little worried about it.
That's good.
It's like you hit a real man.
I was suddenly conscious of it and said something like that.
Then you became conscious of it.
I became conscious of it.
The other day, when we were recording,
I was talking like I was talking to my junior entertainer.
If you do it next time, you won't stare at me, will you?
Stop it.
Staring at me all of a sudden is scary, isn't it?
But if you feel like it, there's a chance you'll stare at me.
I want you to know that, HIKOROHI.
If you stare at me, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Next is the woman's episode of "Ginza Shoes Store" in sixth place.
When I tried on the high-end shoes store in Ginza, which I was interested in,
a woman clerk who thought it was beautiful even through the mask that supported me said,
You're MORISHITA, aren't you?
She knew me and fell in love with me.
That's right.
She knew you.
She knew me.
I wanted to see under her mask, too.
I was getting her name, so I searched for her name on the Internet.
In the past, I found a picture of her when she was young in a magazine snap.
I was able to confirm that she was cute.
I want to meet her again, so I'm considering whether to go to the store and buy 100,000 yen worth of shoes.
Once I buy shoes, I can go to the store and meet her many times for repair and other things.
That's profitable.
It's not profitable.
If you're a man, you should confess that you like her right away.
I think it's profitable to buy shoes with MORISHITA.
But if it doesn't work out, you may be treated by someone else.
I don't like that.
But you're getting her name, so you can say, "Are you there?"
That's right. I searched for her name and went to her house.
It's hard for me to give her my name if I can search for her picture in one name.
That's right.
You can know who she is, her favorite entertainer, and her favorite food.
How long did it take you to get there?
It didn't come out right away.
I searched deep inside of her.
You can search deep inside of her.
How do you do that?
I put her name in various ways.
For example, I added one keyword.
I see.
Then, it came up to me.
She's here!
It's her for sure!
The picture on the mask and her face when she was young came up to me.
If you are too reserved, you will be in trouble.
If you have an opposite mark, you will be happy.
Don't touch me at that distance!
So far, we have dug up the weird and one-sided history.
From now on, we will investigate it ourselves.
Next, we asked fortune-tellers whether any of the women, including the past, present and present, were really compatible with each other.
Momoiro Kikka-sensei told us about it.
He told us about all kinds of data.
Let's start with Kiritani.
The one who was best compatible with Kiritani is...
Who is it?
In the next "Ariyoshi Quiz", we will have a cook who is praised by Ariyoshi.
In addition, we will have a restaurant that serves the best delicious meat in Japan.
We will have a variety of night outings.
The one who was best compatible with Kiritani is...
Who is it?
Renani Tanaka's first love, Ms. A.
First love, huh?
It's about time.
It's hot in there.
It's still a hot season.
The one who was best compatible with Kiritani is...
Ms. A.
Really?
How is it?
It's a really good memory.
I want to meet her again.
If you didn't send her a weird confession e-mail, she might have gone all the way to the goal.
All the way to the goal?
Next, the one who was best compatible with Morishita is...
There is an entertainer.
Who is it?
Actress Sara Shiratori.
This is sad.
Her compatibility rate is 95%.
This is really high.
She graduated from high school.
She was on the show.
Hikorohi joined the show.
She is out of rank now.
Hikorohi, I'm sorry.
But she was on the show.
That's right.
I see.
Ms. Shiratori's compatibility rate is 95%.
We will know it on this show.
If you have a message for her...
Ms. Shiratori,
I will always check your Instagram.
I'm waiting for your message.
He is serious.
He really wants you to come.
And...
Out of the 10 members who were selected...
Who has the best compatibility rate?
This is the latest trend.
I'm curious about it.
There is a woman with 80% compatibility rate.
80%.
I really like you, so I don't want to say it.
I'm going to run to the theater again.
Stop it.
I don't have time for this anymore.
Are you okay?
I want you to listen to me.
What?
I don't want you to say it.
I'll be honest.
I don't want you to say it.
I want you to say it.
If you have any new ideas, please let me know.
I won't say it.
Next is the fifth place in Morishita's favorite woman's ranking.
In order to support Morishita's love, Ronha told Morishita about her feelings.
She is kind.
Then, Morishita replied to Morishita's text.
I was chosen as the fifth place in Morishita's favorite woman's ranking, but what do you think?
Then, Morishita replied to Morishita's question about Morishita's feelings.
What do you think?
I didn't feel any feelings.
Then, Morishita chose Morishita as the second favorite entertainer on his YouTube channel.
Morishita still likes Morishita as the second favorite entertainer.
Morishita has always been funny and kind.
I think Morishita is a wonderful senior who doesn't try to be popular.
Morishita was chosen as the fifth place in Morishita's favorite entertainer's ranking, so I thought Morishita was a lame senior.
Based on this, Morishita's ranking is...
But, I am also second place.
What?
Then, Yamasaki-san is...
Oh, Yamasaki-san is second place!
Yamasaki-san is second place!
What?
What's up?
I'm sorry, but I'm not going to be in the same place as you.
Are you in the same place as me?
I'm in the same place as you!
That's not how you say it!
In addition, in order to support Morishita's voice more here, we have invited someone who wants to meet Morishita in the studio.
Please come in.
Yamasaki-san!
Wow!
If you want Morishita to meet you, please come into the studio.
It's been a while.
Yamasaki Mani.
Nice to meet you.
You are in second place.
You were in second place earlier.
All of a sudden?
All of Morishita's comments are from behind.
Yes, I heard all of them.
You went to a meal together, didn't you?
Yes, we did.
What did you think of it?
I couldn't get excited.
Because Morishita didn't talk?
Yes.
I'm sorry for disturbing you.
Don't do it.
Don't say "no" or "no"
How do you feel now? You haven't seen Yamasaki-san for a while, right?
He's in first place.
What?
He was in first place in the first round.
His love for Yamasaki-san is 80%.
He's in first place in the same league.
In the same league?
Yamasaki-san, you were using an app on your smartphone...
I heard about it.
You were taking off your swimsuit.
How did you feel when you heard about it?
Surprisingly, I was fine with it.
You can use it as you like.
What?
Is it over?
It's not love at first sight.
Is it okay? Can you give me your address?
I don't like it.
Please be careful.
I don't mind if you take it off.
Then...
Ask her if it's okay.
I'm sorry for disturbing you.
Can you print it first...
and put it in your pants?
For example?
For example!
That's fine, right?
As long as it's not direct.
Can you put it in your pants?
Can I ask you something else?
Can you give me one of your hair?
What?
Can you take it off?
Just one?
Can you tell me the truth?
Forty!
What are you going to do?
Can you cut it into small pieces...
and put glue on a toothbrush?
Can you polish it?
How about forty?
Forty is too much.
How many can you give her?
About ten!
She's kind!
That's great!
But she said she can give you ten.
Can you give me ten?
What are you doing?
I really like you!
Next week,
love simulation love bucket!
This is so embarrassing!
Is it the same love you feel for a guy and a girl you know?
Have you ever thought about a girl's feelings?
How many months will you regret it?
I've been saying bad things about you for a long time.
It's painful!
It's a love that's been stopped from being over.
Who is the guy who humiliates himself until the end?
Young people are already excited!
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