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"Young Generation's Neta One Grand Prix"!
Wow, again!
Now, this project is to invite famous comedians to the studio...
...and once they watch the VTR of "Young Generation's Neta One Grand Prix"...
...we will once again show them the story.
It's an old story.
It's a story from that era.
That's right.
You haven't heard of it, have you?
We haven't heard of it...
...but if we use today's technology...
...we can bring it back.
I see.
It's a technique.
It sounds interesting.
Some veteran comedians...
...look like they're in trouble.
That's right.
Now, we don't know who will be invited...
...until just before the show starts...
...so please look forward to it.
Who will be invited first?
Oh!
Oh, I see!
Oh, welcome!
It's ANGIRLS!
ANGIRLS!
Oh, I see!
ANGIRLS!
Please come in!
Wow!
It's nice!
What is this?
Please come up here.
It's rare.
It's a combination.
What is this?
Now, we will show you...
...ANGIRLS' "Young Generation's Neta One Grand Prix"...
...VTR.
What is this?
What is it?
ANGIRLS.
A show from 18 years ago.
MERLLE is 2 years old.
Amitabha Buddha!
Hello! We are ANGIRLS!
We are ANGIRLS with sand at the bottom of our bags!
We are ANGIRLS with ugly belts at home!
We are ANGIRLS!
We will tell you our worries, but we will start with a short story.
What is it? I don't remember.
A short story. Vertical jump.
Oh, I knew it.
Vertical... Oh, it's a job.
Oh, it's a job.
I heard you can jump really high.
Oh, really?
I heard you can jump really high.
No, no.
Jenga, jenga, jenga...
I knew it!
Next, a short story. Bat craftsmen.
You are doing it in a show, so it's nice.
Hey! Do not use it for a rolling bat!
I'm sorry!
Next, jenga, jenga, jenga...
You didn't do it?
I don't remember it at all.
Next, a short story. String test.
It's a real early
What are you doing, Kanaka san?
What are you doing?
Oh, I'm casting a spell so that I don't get possessed by evil spirits.
But you look like someone possessed by evil spirits.
Oh, you mean the other way around?
Nice to meet you, short story. I'm Suikawari.
You don't have it?
No.
Did you look for it?
I can't find it.
Didn't you forget to bring it?
No, I brought it.
I'll cast Suikawari now, but I can't find it! What should I do?!
Hai, janga, janga, janga, janga, janga, janga, janga, janga, janga, janga...
It's a little different.
Continuing on with the short story, "Population Breathing".
Oh, it's over! It's over! It's over!
Breathing! I'm not breathing! Population Breathing!
One, two, three, four, five!
Can you change it a little? Can you change it a little?
Okay, okay, okay.
Thank you very much.
What's with you?
You do feel like you're young, don't you?
No, no, but it was amazing, right?
The popularity from teachers.
It's the "breathing cute" era, right?
From "breathing cute" to "breathing creepy", right?
That's right.
Fujimotsu-san did that.
In the end, that shitty Kansai comedian took "breathing cute" and made it sound creepy.
I didn't know you had such a high voice.
At first, I didn't understand you at all.
That's true.
It feels like you're being told "breathing cute", doesn't it?
That's right.
From now on, you'll be more conscious of it.
You'll be more like a mysterious character, like "breathing cute".
It's like you put your hand behind your back and made it look thinner on purpose.
Breathing cute!
There are a lot of ugly belts at home.
It's "hangards".
Now, after 18 years, do you have anything you wish you had done differently?
I don't know what it means to say "the other way around" and "hangards" when you're tired.
That's right.
I don't know!
But you look like you're obsessed with "breathing cute".
On the contrary.
You look like an obsessed person.
Ah, Ah, Ah, you know "janga janga"
You mean "on the contrary"?
You don't know how to express it.
You know it too.
How you do "janga janga" is good.
We can't wait.
I didn't have enough time.
I thought I should do it manually.
I see.
I was in a hurry to do a short story on TV.
I see.
I should have done it more slowly.
A little more.
I thought it was 0 comma.
The watermelon split is not like us.
It was cut off suddenly.
You forgot to bring it, didn't you?
No, I brought it.
I'm going to do watermelon split now, but there is no watermelon. What should I do?
Tadanga, Tadanga, Tadanga, Tadanga, Tadanga, Tadanga, Tadanga, Tadanga, Tadanga...
I was told that Mr. Tanaka had brought it.
I thought Mr. Tanaka would bring it.
I was on the receiving end of a complaint.
I thought you had noticed it.
I noticed it.
They are going to enter the NETA ONE GRAND PRIX in their young age.
That is great!
Once you get up on the board, it's all about entry and exit.
Entry and exit.
It's like "Baka Tensei" or "Tetterbang Rampage".
Let's get started.
We'd like you to show us what you've just seen in your youth.
What?
I want to see it.
You're in such a hurry.
It's really live.
It's live, right?
It's now, isn't it?
I'll turn it off for now.
No, it's fine.
So, we set up for the show.
This is tough.
Some of them are long and some of them are short.
I'm scared.
And Matsuko and Yomoto...
Now, we're ready.
Entry No. 1.
Here they are.
The two of them from "ungirls".
"Kimo kawaii" breaks with "kimo kawaii".
One day, "kawaii" disappears and "kimo kawaii" appears again.
"Hage", "galdari", "nosanku"...
"Hage" has changed "kimo kawaii" complex into "kimo kawaii" laughter.
"Hage" doesn't need "kawaii" anymore.
"Hage" has changed "kimo kawaii" complex into "kimo kawaii".
The emperor of "gap" "ungirls".
It's open.
Hello, we're "ungirls".
We're "ungirls" with sand at the bottom of our bags.
Yes, yes.
He said it.
We're "ungirls" with a lot of ugly belts at home.
His voice is coming out.
We're "ungirls".
His goodness is being denied.
Yes, yes.
I'll say it, but I'll give you a short story.
His voice is getting louder.
A short story "vertical jump".
Mr. Tanaka, it seems like you can jump vertically.
Yes, yes.
Let's start with Mr. Kimura.
Yes.
It's beautiful.
Let's continue with a short story "bad craftsmen".
Hey, don't use it on a spinning mat!
Oh, I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
He's getting hit.
Continuing on with the short story, "Test of Courage".
Oh, it's here.
This is good.
It's scary.
What are you doing?
Huh?
I'm casting a spell so that I don't get possessed by evil spirits!
But you look like you're possessed by evil spirits!
Wait a minute!
That's funny!
Continuing on with the short story, "Switching Watermelons"!
Why didn't you bring any watermelons?!
Yes, I forgot.
You can't switch watermelons without watermelons, can you?!
Yes, I'm sorry!
You can't do it without watermelons!
But at the end, I feel like you said you'd bring watermelons.
Continuing on with the short story, "Man-made Breathing"!
Okay, I'll do "man-made breathing"!
One, two, three, four, five!
Wait a minute!
Thank you very much!
How do you like it?
You did your best.
It's more interesting than before.
You arranged it a lot, didn't you?
There are many small corrections.
But you talked too much.
You didn't sound like An Nui anymore.
You sounded like Datsun Echo.
We were close to each other.
You said it clearly.
I say so.
You said it too loud.
I say so.
You used to be cool.
You didn't show your personality.
But now you show your personality.
You don't have to do that.
You don't have to be funny.
You cover your personality with corrections.
You are good at reading people's minds.
You fit your personality.
You can read people's minds with your movements.
But you didn't realize it in the past.
I don't show my personality.
I'm scared now.
I can laugh because I'm scared now.
It's interesting.
It's interesting because of the environment.
And you didn't use any of "janga janga" songs.
So I thought you would use "guruguru no pa" songs.
I tried to use it.
You didn't use any of famous songs like "table cross".
You didn't use any of those songs.
I thought you didn't use any of them.
Can you do "table cross"?
"Table cross"?
It's "janga janga".
It's "table cross".
Can you do "table cross"?
Yes, I can.
You have a big plate and a cup.
It's okay.
3, 2, 1.
Oh, no!
You did it.
You didn't use any of those songs.
It's impossible.
I like dogs feeding dogs.
I know what you mean.
I like it a lot.
It's okay.
It's a short story.
Sit down!
Sit down or I won't feed you.
Sit down!
(growling)
(laughter)
In the end, they give it up.
(laughter)
The next one to be called out is...
Oh my.
Huh?
Oh my!
Huh?
Oh my!
It's out! It's out!
Please, have some.
"Ario Squeeze Golden" is the latest name with Ebisu-san.
Mr. Malick won the award.
Saturday night at 8 PM.
The Netouman Grand Prix in his youth.
The next one to be called out is...
Oh my.
Huh?
Good morning.
Oh my!
Huh?
Oh my!
It's out! It's out!
Please, have some.
No, no. Please, have some.
"Haranin-san" is here!
Please, have some.
First of all, this way.
Please, have some.
Yes, the entry has been confirmed!
The entry has been confirmed!
It's in! It's in!
It's in!
What is this?
It's in!
The entry has been confirmed!
I'm looking forward to it!
It's in!
You and Zakim-san have been caught up in the past...
We're caught up in the past every time!
Wait, wait, wait!
You don't get caught up in the past every once in a while!
No way!
Seriously!
Wait up!
Fujima-san, you too!
It's in!
I'm tired! I'm tired! I'm tired!
What?
I'm tired!
Fujima-san!
I'm tired! I'm tired!
No, no, no.
It's about which era you're from.
That's right.
I'm really sick of it.
That's right.
I'm really sick of it!
You can't do it alone, can you?
That's right.
Ow!
But you can do it.
Make up your mind!
I've never had such a heavy foot.
One, two...
Here we go!
It's in!
Now, once again...
No way!
First of all, we'd like you to watch Fujiwara-san's VTR from when he was young.
Which one?
Fujiwara, 26 years ago.
26 years ago!
6 years before Neruru was born.
I don't remember!
I don't remember either!
Manzai?!
He does manzai!
When I was little, I had a cute dream of growing up and doing whatever I wanted to do.
I'm sure you all had that dream.
That's right!
What dream?
I wanted to be a ninja.
Ninja profession?
Well, well...
It was when I was in kindergarten.
I loved ninjas and anime!
I see!
So, today, I'd like you to do a ninja job for me.
A ninja job?
I'd like you to make a theme song for me.
Oh, you'll make me a song?
Let's make a song!
Oh, really?
I'm counting on you!
Okay, okay!
I'm a ninja!
Sasuke!
You're so cool!
From Tenrenpa to sixty years old!
You old man! Ninja with your head down! Do you want to get used to it?
Wait a minute! I'm done with this! Why do you keep looking at me like that?
Enemies may appear!
That's right! That's right!
Genius! Genius!
Let's go!
The enemy ninja appeared!
Three people in front!
Two people in the back!
How many enemy ninjas are there in total?
Wow!
You're good!
Don't do it!
You're young!
I want to get angry!
You're young! You're a ninja!
Let's use another technique!
Ninja!
It's about time!
Sasuke! Knight transformation technique!
Bang!
It changes! It changes! Sasuke changes!
Tenrenren!
Bear!
Roar!
Tiger!
Roar!
Monkey!
Do you want to get used to it?
He got used to it!
Wow!
Great!
Wait a minute!
Why do you do manzai?
Seriously!
It's a very precious video!
You did manzai 26 years ago, didn't you?
No, no, no!
I've only done it on this show!
I've never done manzai on TV!
You've never done it on TV, right?
By the way, I'm embarrassed to do manzai!
Do you understand?
Yes, yes, yes!
Because I haven't done it for a long time!
You haven't done it for a long time!
When I saw you 26 years ago, I was curious about your horse and how you spoke.
Why do you ask me that?
I'm very curious about it!
I wonder if I'm weak in terms of bokeh.
I may have been weak in terms of bokeh.
But your horse was...
It was really interesting!
Was it interesting?
Yes, yes, yes!
It was a little hard to say something, wasn't it?
It was a little old-fashioned, wasn't it?
You said it quite a lot!
After that, you said quite a lot of things, didn't you?
I want to see it!
How many enemy ninjas are there in total?
I don't need that!
Who said it's a salon story!
And I'm a little scared.
That's right.
How is it?
It's like it's too hard.
I'm a little scared.
My eyes were scared.
You were scared, weren't you?
Yes.
Now, Fujimoto-san will explain this project to Harani-san.
Fujimoto-san, you don't know Harani-san yet, do you?
I know.
I've had a lot of experiences since then.
Compared to the previous VTR, right?
From Fujiwara to Muramura.
I've gained a lot of experience.
I think I can tell you better stories than I did when I was young.
Wait, wait, wait!
Are you sure?
Yes, I'm sure.
Look at me kindly!
I like telling stories about others, but I don't like telling stories about me!
Don't say that!
It's okay!
You can tell stories about you!
You can do it!
I can't believe he's going to tell stories about himself!
Now, let's get started!
I heard something.
I heard something too.
Is that a practice round?
Let's do our best!
And now...
It seems like you're ready!
Entry No. 2!
Fujiwara and Harani!
Let's go!
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Entry No. 2, Fujiwara and his friends.
Let's go!
They've been friends for 33 years.
Harajuku, where they joked about their childhood.
Fujiwon, where they had scary gags.
Don't say it! Don't say it!
Over time, their precious manzai has come to life.
Yoshimoto's eternal young man, Fujiwara!
Eternal young man...
I'm an actor now, but my childhood dream wasn't to be an actor.
What is it?
I wanted to be a ninja.
Why do you sound like a manzai artist?
Ninja job.
That's what childhood dreams are like.
Why are you a manzai artist?
I'll make your dream come true.
I'll make you look like a ninja and make you sing a theme song.
It's like a ninja anime.
I'm looking forward to it.
What's your name?
Sasuke.
Sasuke, got it.
I'm Sasuke, the ninja.
Nice, nice.
I'm 63 years old.
What kind of ninja are you?
You're an old man with crazy hair.
Where are you?
Since you're a ninja, let's make a scenario.
Make a scenario for me.
An enemy will appear.
An enemy ninja appears.
Three people appear from the front.
Two people appear from the back.
How many ninja are there in total?
You're boring.
You're boring. I don't need you.
Who is Sharon Stone?
I said who is Sharon Stone?
Stop it!
I got it.
Since you're a ninja, let's use magic.
Magic?
Speaking of ninja, it's magic.
Please.
Changing, changing. Sasuke is changing.
Bear!
Tiger!
I don't want to be a ninja.
Why do I have to be bullied by bears?
Burn!
Thank you very much.
That's great.
Thank you very much.
Mr. Tanaka, how was it?
It was great.
I want to see it again.
It's art.
It's so painful!
I've never done it before.
Can we do it one more time?
Yes, yes, yes.
The enemy ninja appeared.
Three people from the front and two people from the back.
How many enemy ninjas are there in total?
You don't think about it, do you?
What do you think about it?
First of all, there is this.
It's like this.
He's breathing.
I think I'm stronger than I was praised for.
My back hurts now.
Meruru, how was it?
My eyes became kinder and I swam a little.
You didn't swim!
Were there any other points of interest?
My belly was different.
Before, it was straight and it was pretty big.
I was just swimming alone.
You were training?
I was doing it lightly.
I want to see it from there.
I went all the way down to Sharon.
You look like Sharon.
You missed the ninja part.
I'll do it now!
The enemy ninja appeared.
Three people in front of you and two in the back.
How many enemy ninjas are there?
That's enough!
You're embarrassing me!
Stop it!
You did it!
He doesn't do it that much.
If you do it too much, you'll get a cold.
He's too crazy.
He's crazy.
When he did it for the second time,
he grabbed me by the neck.
He's nervous.
It hurts so much.
Do it again.
I can't trust him because he's not a professional entertainer.
After being ranked as "the man I want to date with" in "Badass Syria",
"the man I want to date with" in "Badass Syria",
the male entertainer won.
He's very talented.
He's happier than I expected.
I'm afraid of becoming a weird entertainer.
Who is this red-haired guy?
He's not a fake!
He's been ignored by girls all the time.
His greed was revealed by their unrequited love.
He's been ignored!
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