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Female entertainers playing hide-and-seek!
Kano, Arakawa, Harachan, Yasko, Oda Ueda's Ueda, nice to meet you.
Sorry.
The tempo is off.
Yes.
Oh, go ahead.
No, no, no.
Sorry, I'll do my best.
Everything is wrong so far.
Sorry.
Harachan is quite irritated next to you.
Yes, I'm clearly irritated.
You have something you hate to say, but you don't let others say it.
Yes.
I'll hold back my breath.
Elf Arakawa, it's your first time to be here.
It's noble to be able to be hidden in life.
Is it noble?
Yes, so let's say a lot of things and shake the world.
She's saying it brightly.
That's bad.
Kano, it's your first time playing kakuzuke, right?
When I watched it on TV, it was kind of thrilling.
It was like we were stabbing each other.
But with today's members, it's like we're stabbing each other with a transparent needle.
Isn't the back needle scarier?
It's scary.
It's surprisingly scary.
I want you to stab me.
There's someone I think would stab me.
Mr. Ueda.
It's like love magena.
She was left alone and stabbed a lot.
I didn't think it would turn out like that.
It's not like a woman would be left alone.
Why is that?
By the way, Yoshizumi was sick and passed the test.
Only her ranking was announced.
And today's theme is...
We asked general men in their 20s and 30s.
Would you like me to go out with you?
It's not "would you like me to go out with you?"
It's "would you like me to go out with you?"
And whether or not she's actually a good woman.
What kind of ranking did the general men give these 10 people?
Before the announcement, we'll look at the ranking elements that cost money.
As a result of Ryo's lottery tonight...
It's decided that it's possible for him to get an A+.
Let's ask her.
Top 1 of A+.
The first one is this person.
Miyuki-chan!
Hello, I'm Miyuki.
In my opinion, the best one is...
The best one?
First of all, her behavior at the drinking table is amazing.
She is very considerate.
She even drinks the empty glass of alcohol without realizing it.
But she doesn't stop talking with him.
She looks at how he talks and how he gets excited.
I think that's why she gets a lot of attention.
She's a wild character, but she laughs a lot.
That's good.
She laughs a lot, but she smiles a lot when she's not working.
It's nice that there's a gap.
But what happens when you drink together?
I sometimes drink at home.
I don't know what's in my glass.
I don't know how much my senior drinks.
When I was training, I heard the sound of ice.
I don't know how much my senior drinks.
It's a familiar sound.
We were in the same taxi on our way home.
We ate delicious food and drank.
We said, "That's life."
Our happiness level was low.
It's different for everyone.
It's easier.
By the way, I was in third place.
I went to a super battle with Yoshiko and others.
My body was very beautiful.
It's glossy.
My skin was originally very beautiful, but my boobs were also fluffy.
That's right.
My boobs are quite loose.
My boobs are hidden.
My shape is also good.
In the past, I was like this.
But now, I'm like this.
I can't comment at all.
I can only look at you.
That was the most unpleasant reaction.
I can't attack you from this side.
I want you to touch me in the air.
Who said that?
I'm sorry, but can you let me use it?
Let you use it?
I want you to lift me up from below.
What are you doing?
Her skin is acrylic.
It's soft.
It's like meringue.
Why don't you like it?
It's not perfect.
What is it?
It's soft. I'm confident about it.
Next, Kano will choose.
Actually, I wish I could go out with you.
In second place...
It's Hana-chan.
Hana-san!
I see. I can hear you.
I can hear you.
Actually, I wish I could go out with you.
It's funny and cheerful.
But she is very polite.
When we took the Shinkansen together,
I thought she was Arakawa-chan.
But she was in a hurry and said "Hello."
She said "Hello" to me.
She is very polite.
When you go out with your partner's parents,
you may have an image of them on TV.
But you may think "She is very polite."
You may like her.
As a person who has been with her for a long time,
I think she will be happy if you praise her for her nails.
I am happy if my nails are swollen.
I think I am happy if my nails are swollen.
The third place is...
Ms. Fukuda.
Thank you.
You are busy now, aren't you?
You are very popular now.
But you don't have any aura.
I think you won't be noticed even if you go on a date.
Isn't it too early for you to say that?
You won't be noticed even if you go on a date.
You don't have any aura.
Do you usually say that?
I often get asked about my appearance in interviews.
Can I?
Sometimes I stay still and don't move.
But if I move...
You are a good woman.
He says that to me.
He moves for me.
He moves for you.
If a man moves and says "excuse me"...
You are a good man.
Is that a compliment?
Ms. Fukuda's evaluation is not very high.
I know.
It's a fact.
There are four people who think it's the worst.
I'm saying "four people", but there is also Hara-chan.
Hara-chan will be found out.
She is holding this side.
But there are three more people.
Hara-chan, why do you think Fukuda is the worst one?
No matter how I think about it, it's an overwhelming gesture.
Fukuda-san seems to push the concept of "being a good woman" to her boyfriend.
I'm not that kind of person!
You too, Arakawa-san, right?
Yes.
Fukuda-san has changed since the middle.
What?
Her character?
Yes, her personality has changed.
Before she appeared on TV, she greeted people and asked "How are you?"
Are you okay?
She used to be a well-dressed woman.
But recently, when I see her, she is a dark-eyed white- faced woman.
You're lying!
I can afford it!
She is consulting me about many things!
Look! Look!
She is a dark-eyed white-faced woman!
What are you talking about?
I don't know if you have such feelings.
I'm afraid that men will notice it.
When you are busy, you get tired and stressed.
I want you to go back to the past, Maki-san.
It's the same!
She often consults me on LINE.
She is kind to me, isn't she?
Even now?
It's hard for me, too.
Why?
She is like my boss!
It's hard for you!
It's hard for me, too!
Don't react like you are my boss!
And Miyuki-chan, too!
Really?
You're lying!
Miyuki-chan, why did Fukuda choose you?
I don't have an aura, but...
But?
I don't have an aura, but...
When we drink together...
She always comes to me.
Even when we go on a date...
She always comes to me.
You said she is a saint, didn't you?
You said she is beautiful and praised her.
But when you looked at my boobs...
You said, "What is that breast milk?"
It's too big!
It's not breast milk!
But when you went to the garbage can...
What did you say?
You're a good guy!
You said it!
It's too big!
You said it!
General men choose "Would you like to date?"
Moving element, from 4th to 7th place!
These people!
From 4th, 5th is Kura, 6th is Yoshizumi, 7th is Ocarina!
You yourself are 4th!
I often say "bwaah" in manzai,
and say harsh words and say strong things,
but I'm very calm in private.
Is that so?
Yes, I am.
My happiness level is low,
and I enjoy doing it,
so if that is conveyed, I think I am 4th.
Don't you say "gyan gyan"?
No, I don't say it at all.
There is someone who is actually in Kano's top 1.
Is there?
Iwakura.
Yes, there is.
I'm happy!
There is someone like that.
I usually say "neren!"
This is my stance all the time,
but there is someone who says "ura, you are very cute".
I'm a senior, but sometimes Kano-san comes to my dressing room to say hello,
and says "yoka-chan, nice to meet you!",
and says "please make a cute smile for me".
Cute?
Cute!
With a smiley face?
Yes, and when we get married,
he says he grows his hair a little so it looks like a wedding ceremony.
That's so cute!
Is that possible?
Is it possible to arrange it like that?
I wanted to arrange it like that.
Well, well, well, it's okay.
It's okay.
What did you stretch out?
It's okay.
Is it out there? Is it out there?
It's impossible. It's impossible.
It's okay if you can't stretch it out, but you stretched it out.
It's impossible. You're going to push me so hard.
You're wearing a wedding dress and hiding and moving.
I'm sorry!
Cut it out!
You're lying!
I'm sorry!
Fifth place, Iwakura.
Iwakura doesn't go out for a meal or anything like that,
but when she talks at school, she's very calm.
On the other hand, I think she's very nice,
but her attitude towards Nakano-kun is too scary.
When Nakano-kun and I fight,
she's like, "Huh?" and I'm like, "Huh?" and she's like, "It's you, isn't it?"
When we're together, I think she'll do that.
Is there such a rough side of her?
There is.
If you put it like that, right now, it's exactly...
It's right in the middle of the season.
She's in the middle of something.
Is it like that when you're dating and you're fighting with your brother?
To be honest, it is like that.
I'm sorry.
Basically, she's very calm,
but when we're talking about comedy and we fight a little,
she's like, "Oh, that's fine. You don't have to say it anymore."
She says it a little strongly like that.
There's that.
There is, but basically, Shuntan and Kawaiiko-chan do it for me.
Shuntan and Kawai...
Kawaiiko-chan?
Yes, she calls me Kawaiiko-chan.
She calls you Kawaiiko-chan?
What happens if Shuntan and you work together?
Oh, if Shuntan and I work together...
Kawaiiko-chan's part comes out a little.
Oh, it stands out a little.
It's completely different from before.
Even though you're old-fashioned, you can't talk about SM club anymore, can you?
Well, I've been given permission to do so.
You've been given permission?
You can't talk about that.
It's a no-no for men,
but I've been okayed by women who've dated before.
Do you talk about that with Shuntan?
No, I asked her to do it for me.
I said, "I'm asking you, so let me go to a rich family."
That's an old story.
Are you going to a rich family?
No, I haven't gone yet.
But if I go to Osaka in the future,
I might want to go there.
So, I asked her to let me go.
You asked her?
I didn't want to get into trouble.
Shuntan?
If I say I'm going to a rich family or something like that...
You don't want to get in trouble.
I said, "I'm sorry, but I'm really going there, so let me go first."
Please.
I asked her a lot.
She said, "Okay, but you can't ask a man to do it for you."
Please.
She asked me a lot.
Is it okay for you to go first?
It's okay for me to go first,
but I want you to tell me not to come in.
Oh, you want me to come in your ears.
Yes, if I come in your ears, I want you to beat me up.
Next, sixth place, Yoshizumi.
Yoshizumi is good at comedy skits and plays well, so I think she will be involved in all the skits.
You're lying.
Are you dating?
I think she will be involved in all the skits like "this kind of man is annoying" and I think it's really scary.
I see.
I can't argue because you're not here.
I can't say it.
I can't say "that's not true" either.
I can't say it.
She's a good girl, though.
Seventh place, Okarina.
Okarina seems like she's living at her own pace, so I feel like she's not keeping up with the tempo.
You don't seem like you're keeping up with her.
I feel like she's living a relaxed life.
No, I'll keep up with you if you go out with me.
I'll keep up with you.
I haven't done anything yet. If you go out with me now, I'll give you everything.
I think I'll quit if you tell me to quit.
Really?!
I haven't done anything yet.
My life will change, I'm sure of it.
I don't know what will happen if you go out with me now.
But you accepted me and I like you.
I'll quit.
You'll quit?!
What will you do if you break up with me?
I don't know what will happen if we break up, but what should I do?
If you say you'll quit and we break up...
If you break up with me and we break up, what will you do?
I'll keep up with you. Don't do anything else!
I told you I like you!
I'll make you a new one!
No, I won't do anything else!
No, you can't do anything else!
You can do your job.
But I'm qualified as a nurse.
You can't go anywhere!
KANO's WORST 3 are...
HARACHAN, YASUTO and MUENDA!
KANO's WORST 3 is...
This woman!
I worked the hardest in the past 10 years!
Next week, all four programs will have a special collaboration!
All six MCs will participate in their own programs!
Sudo Masaki will also try biking for only one lap!
The MCs will compete in a pressure game!
It's been a while since we've seen a famous scene like this!
New work "Moboshin Hisashin Yume no Rokuban" will be shown!
This is weak!
Please look forward to it!
Actually, I wish I could go out with you!
KANO's WORST 3 are...
Ara-chan, Yasuko and Ueda!
This woman is in 8th place!
Why!?
Which one!?
It's good that you didn't get eliminated!
It's good! It's good again!
Why 8th place?
Um... Yasuko and I have filmed together before...
Anyway, I can't watch love scenes like "issei" or "sukina hito" like this!
And I hate "shimoneta" so much!
There's a bed and a man and a woman are lying down on it...
It's not like they're doing it for fun...
It's disgusting!
It's disgusting!?
I can't watch it!
And when a man and a woman are leaning on each other...
I'm like "Uwaaah! Don't touch me!"
I'm 23 years old now, but I've never been in love before...
So, even at a distance of about 1 meter, I'm like "Kyaaah!"
Ah, I see! You don't like it when you're in love!
That's right! But if you're kind, you'll see it as a man!
Ah, you'll like it!
You'll like it right away!
What kind of person do you like?
Uwaaah!
What should I do!?
But the person who came to our meeting earlier said "do your best" so I fell in love!
That's easy!
Ah! I like it!
Cute!
Easy!
It's Okamoto-kun!
Ah! Okamoto-kun!
Um... let's go eat together next time!
Cute!
Fast!
Okamoto... is she here right now?
I'm not here.
Wow!
That's good, but for you to be friends...
Wow! Is that so?
It's not love yet, you know? You're friends, you know?
Ah, is that so?
Of course it is!
It's fast! It's fast!
Ah, it's difficult...
Would you like me to go out with you?
Kano's worst one is...
Universe, Haraka, Oda, Ueda, Ueda-kun!
Um... Kano's 9th and 10th place announcements at the same time!
Worst 1st, 2nd, 9th and 10th place are these people!
Yes!
9th place is Hara-chan!
Yes!
Hara-chan is 9th place!
Hara-chan is 9th place. Why?
Hara-chan is...
She talks about sex quite openly...
She says a lot of awkward things...
I'm afraid she'll say everything about herself on TV!
Do you say awkward things like that, Hara-chan?
No, I don't!
Hara-san, you're like a woman entertainer who talks about sex in a live show...
Um... I usually...
This...
I'm posing. I'm doing it by myself.
How do you do it?
I don't know.
How do you do it?
With that, do you reach your pleasure point?
No, I do.
Right now, since it's Thailand, it's a little...
Tatami.
It's coming out later.
I'm doing it in a tatami.
Tatami?
Tatami is the same.
Well, I do push-ups.
What?
I do push-ups.
And if I wear lace pants, it's even better.
Lace pants?
Lace pants and tatami have a great combination.
Oh, like this?
Yes, it's embroidered with a complicated structure.
And the tatami fibers are rubbed together.
That's the worst joke you've ever said in your career.
It's not a joke.
It's not a good way of saying it.
It's not a joke.
It's not a good way of saying it.
It's a healthy activity.
But there are people who rank you as one of the top.
What?
You're in the top.
I'm in the top.
Is that so?
I'm definitely in the top.
You're in the top.
I'm definitely in the top.
being curious makes me enrich everything.
I want to live life with someone like her.
Because you're curious, you're in the first place with one ball.
I'm playing "recovery" too.
It's a futon game.
It's been a while since I went back to my parents' house, and when I looked at the futon I was using, it was just like that.
I know!
You said it clearly!
Next, 10th place!
Yes.
10th place is higher.
But there is a reason for this.
You're saying it again!
From now on, London Hearts will be sponsored by...
Next, 10th place!
10th place is higher.
But there is a reason for this.
You're saying it again!
It's already 10th place, isn't it?
You know it, don't you?
It's a massacre!
Your pronunciation is too bad!
Get it together!
An entertainer like you who has a good sense of humor, Ms. Amast, is saying things that don't make sense of humor!
I'm disappointed in you!
Don't talk like you're your best friend!
I have a habit of taking off my clothes a lot.
I gather a lot of my motivation and take off my pants and show it to my motivation at this distance!
What?!
Seriously?!
Why do you want to do that in the first place?!
I take off my clothes and...
What did you just say?
I say that I take off my clothes and...
I don't say that I take off my clothes and...
I gather my motivation and...
Well, it's unique!
What is she saying?
I have an idealist in my heart!
I have an idealist and sometimes it appears!
I heard you say you have an idealist but...
What are you saying?!
I have a woman in my heart.
What are you talking about?
I have a woman in my heart.
That's amazing.
I think a good woman is gentle.
She announced the results of the survey of ordinary men.
The reason why the number of cases is high is...
It's disgusting.
I was in a trance while I was staying at a hotel.
In a love talk with a nice guy...
I went alone!
The woman was even more excited.
I went alone!
She is a veteran comedian.
She is a second-class comedian.
Let me guess.
It's dangerous!
She is a man of high ideals.
She is a woman who wants high ideals.