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ULTIMATE RELATIONSHIP SIMULATION LOVE MAGEDON
It's been 4 years since we last met in Love Magedon.
Nice to meet you.
We're a little nervous.
We're both conscious of each other.
Before we turn the camera on, let's talk about the atmosphere of tonight's show.
It's the same for both men and women, right?
Miyuki-chan and so on, right?
That's right. I've always wanted to help my seniors and entertainers, regardless of their opinions.
You're delusional, aren't you?
Of course I am.
So, this morning, I went to the Delicate Zone.
You're well prepared.
I'm happy.
She's serious.
There are a lot of first-time participants.
Oda-san!
Oh, Ueda-san!
Ueda-san of Oda-no-hira.
Can you remember my name first and then come here?
You're rude.
I don't do things like that.
I remember your name.
Thank you.
If you remember my name, I'd like to say thank you.
I'm Ueda.
Nice to meet you, Ueda-san.
How about you, Nakata-san?
I'm the only one invited from Osaka.
I'm nervous about my job.
I'm good at putting hiragana in my nose.
What's that?
I don't know.
I'm good at it.
I put C in my nose.
C of Izushi.
Hiragana's C.
Let me show you.
It's C.
First of all, hold it up like this.
Then, slowly draw a curve.
Let it blend in.
One more.
Oh, I'm sorry. It's in.
That's good.
It's in.
C is pretty low.
It's easy to put in.
Don't you have a favorite hiragana?
Is it okay?
I like A.
A is a little difficult.
S and Q are a little difficult.
Let me show you.
I'm sorry.
Let me do it upside down.
I'm sorry.
From this side, in order...
Along the road...
Let me show you.
It stops in the middle.
It's a little difficult.
Oh, it's in!
It's in!
Love Magedon chooses one person they like.
If they like each other, they will move on.
It's a survival feeling couple format.
There are six women and one man.
So, one person will be left on earth.
What kind of couple will it be?
Start!
If there are only 13 men and women on earth,
who would you like to be with?
Switch on!
What do they think of their seniors and juniors?
Their first hope is Max Terekusa-san.
Let's start with Ohta.
Who did Ohta choose?
Fukuda Maki-san.
Seriously?
What's with that face?
Why did you choose Fukuda-san?
I think everything about him is wonderful.
As a trio, he writes his own stories and wins a lot of races.
He's like a strategist and he's the most successful.
As a trio, he does everything I want to do.
I respect him for that.
Also, when we're together, he doesn't care about me in a good way.
I feel like we can have a good time together.
He's cool.
I know you're popular.
Please don't say that. I'm not that big of a guy.
What kind of person is that?
He's not like that.
Is it possible for them to become a couple?
What do you think?
It's possible.
It's possible, isn't it?
It's possible.
Oh!
Fukuda is going to eat you!
Oh, is that possible?
It's possible, isn't it?
You're suddenly a bad guy.
Oh, really?
Now, next is Kubota.
Oh, Kubota!
Kubota?
Who is it?
I'm really curious about it.
I'm curious about it.
Who did Kubota choose?
Kubota!
Oh!
What is it?
You're surprised, aren't you?
It's correct, so.
Oh!
Fukuda!
Why?
Like me..
People like me..
The lowkey evil people..
But I feel like they will handle it well.
Like I can easily give advice from them.
Like "are you okay?"
are you okay?
I feel like they will say...
In a gym, I am serious.
I'm sorry, I'm not good at this.
It's okay, you're serious.
You're doing good.
You're getting excited.
I'm sorry, it's my first time. My hands are shaking.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I'm sorry.
I'm going to tell you how I feel, so I hope it's not what you're used to.
I'm sorry.
Will they become a couple?
What do you think?
Have you ever been bitten by a spider?
You want to be excited, don't you?
You might get bitten by a spider.
Next up is "fukuda" with two people.
This person chose it.
"hirani" "hirani"
I see.
"bakki" "bakki"
I know what "fukuda" said about her.
"bakki" "bakki"
"fukuda" "bakki"
I only talked about her sometimes.
However, "hirani" also writes stories in a cafe where I go to write stories at midnight.
And I had a dramatic encounter several times.
He is romantic and he will definitely surprise you and do nice things for you.
He is kind and even if you get married, you will never fight.
Yes, he is calm.
He is a big guy and a little clumsy.
He is a little irritated.
You said that you think Fukuda will do things like this for you.
I don't think you can do anything like that.
Why do you say that?
If you say like that, people will think you are trying to make people down.
You have a cute side, Otamo.
No, I don't want you to think like that.
Why do you say like that?
Do you want to be a couple?
It smells good.
Fukuda-san, I can't get my feelings to you and I hate you.
I didn't think I would date Fukuda-san.
You should have said it yourself.
You shouldn't have said it.
I didn't think I would date Fukuda-san who is so popular.
You just realized it now.
Next, Hirai and Shima-san.
Who did you two choose?
Iwakura.
Hirai-san, what did you think of Iwakura-san?
Iwakura laughs a lot.
And he likes babies.
Iwakura laughs like a baby.
I think Iwakura is happy to be with people who can be moved even by small creatures like grasshoppers.
Hirai's condition is not good.
Be quiet!
What did you say?
I was talking in that tone.
I was talking normally.
Mr. Shimasa.
Yes.
It's been a long time since I went back to my hometown.
I went back to Miyazaki once on YouTube.
It's been a long time since I went back to my hometown.
When I left the airport, I felt like I was back in my hometown.
I felt like I was back in my hometown.
It's nice outside, isn't it?
Only Mr. Shimasa is as usual.
As usual.
He doesn't wear shoes.
Let's see.
Will they become a couple?
Both of you chose Iwakura at the same time.
Now, Iwakura will announce his choice.
Iwakura chose both of you.
Who did you choose?
I chose Shimasa.
I see.
I chose Shimasa.
It suits you.
It is embarrassing.
It is a little embarrassing.
You are partners.
You three went to Miyazaki and Shimasa was thinking about it.
Iwakura chose Iwakura's house.
I thought you were having fun with me.
It is embarrassing.
Weren't you having fun with me?
We were having fun.
You were having fun but you were thinking about it.
Iwakura chose Iwakura's house.
I chose Miyazaki and Shimasa's house.
Iwakura's house is not lively.
It is cool.
I saw Iwakura's house looking happy.
I saw a gap in Iwakura's house.
I see.
I chose Shimasa's house.
I chose Iwakura's house because it is low.
I am frustrated.
Let's see.
Are they a couple?
It is unfortunate.
Iwakura chose Iwakura's house.
Iwakura's house is different.
Iwakura chose Iwakura's house.
"Yashiki" who played "Iwakura".
"Yashiki" chose this person.
It's me! It's me! It's me!
It's me! It's me!
It's me!
I've never seen her so excited in the dressing room.
She always seems like she's having fun talking with someone.
Even when she gets older, she still seems like she's having fun.
Imagine it like that.
Don't try to wake me up.
She's so kind.
She looks like her.
She looks like her a lot.
Don't try to wake me up.
"Iwakura", you have a short life.
I never thought I'd lose to her.
"Iwakura", you have a short life.
She's so cute.
She looks like her.
I want her to be with me.
Will they become a couple?
Huh?
What are you doing?
How do you feel now?
If you are a woman, you can choose anyone.
Maybe you chose me because you thought I might be popular.
What?
Yes! Don't look at me like that!
If it were me, I would have gone with you.
I don't like you at all!
Yoshiko, you are wrong!
I like you!
I don't like you!
I don't like men like you!
You are the biggest!
I don't like you!
Why?
I like you!
You like me!
Why do you like me?
Maybe you like me.
Why?
However, this is not the end of the first stage.
All of you are not a couple.
What's wrong, Miyuki?
Yoshiko, you were there.
You looked embarrassed because you thought it was me.
It's embarrassing!
Is it?
It's embarrassing.
To be honest, I didn't think it was Yoshiko.
It's embarrassing.
She is cute.
She is popular.
Harakawa-chan doesn't talk much, does she?
It's really fun!
It's embarrassing!
I want to drink alcohol!
Next is the second stage.
Will you change your partner to be a couple?
Will you change your mind?
First of all...
Maybe.
And...
Maybe not.
Wow!
Let's see who they have chosen!
Here they are!
Eren and Arakawa!
So popular!
You don't have a voice!
Until just now!
Happy?
Yes, I'm happy!
You're happy, right?
Yes!
I'm happy!
You can say it, you can say it!
Yes!
Now, let's hear it! Nakatani!
Arakawa and I have been friends in Osaka for a long time.
She has a very pure side.
Also, looking like this gal, she looks very quiet at the end of the dressing room.
Yes!
Including those gaps...
I know!
I'm a little worried about her and I can't take my eyes off of her.
Wow, this is more embarrassing than I thought!
Yes, yes, yes!
Eh, Nakatani-san, really?!
Eh, really?!
Really, really!
It's not like that!
We've been together in the theater for a long time!
That's right!
Well, but for Nakatani who thinks like that...
Where do you want to take her on a date?
I want to eat crepes with her!
That's cute!
Sweet crepes, right?
Sweet crepes, yes!
Crepes are not allowed!
Crepes... ah, wait!
Is it okay?
Crepes are not allowed!
Is it soft?
It's a little hard, so it's a little...
It's impossible!
If it's too soft...
This is the thinner one from earlier.
The thinner one...
It's the opposite direction...
Ah, it's a little soft, so I'll spread it out...
Ah, sorry!
A strawberry fell!
Shut up!
A strawberry fell!
That's scary!
A strawberry fell!
That's scary!
Now, and then, Tabuchi...
Yes!
It's different from Nagata, but I haven't worn it in Osaka...
Once, when I was barefaced...
When I looked at it...
I didn't know...
Who is it?!
When I thought about it...
He approached me and said...
Ah, I'm barefaced Arakawa!
He said it all to me...
When he greeted me...
So, like...
I don't make my opponent worry about me...
I'm very frank...
Because of that, I started to think...
This guy is nice...
Yes...
Amazing...
It's rare for you not to be embarrassed at all...
You're not the type of person who's easy to say anything!
It's like...
When I'm being funny...
It's like...
Is it really not like that?
You're serious...
Wait a minute!
You're serious!
You're really being like this from the start!
No, it's fine!
You're not like this...
You don't have to do a jab anymore...
Don't say "jab"!
You're making me mad!
You're already saying "jab"!
You said "jab" already!
Now...
Let's see the results...
Will it be a couple sex?
Yes!
It seems like it...
I want you to be embarrassed!
It seems like it...
I want it to happen!
Oh my god!
The two of you were chosen!
Oh my!
I'm sorry!
That's not it!
That's not it...
Then, next...
Kubota!
And Ohta!
Kubota!
These two!
It's a show!
Now, let's see...
Who did you two choose?
Kubota!
That's cool!
Even if you make us move, it doesn't matter!
You just have a weird face!
Unexpectedly...
You're one of a kind!
Kubota!
Yes?
Is this your second time?
Well, I'm not that cute that you'll hate me.
That's cool!
Don't say "cool"!
Kubota!
When I was in the make-up room, I was shaking powder on my head.
Is the shop always like this?
It's always black.
It's always my routine to shake powder on my head.
But when Fukuda-san was in the mirror, I realized that I still have feelings for men.
So I shook powder on my head three times more than usual.
Fukuda-san shook powder on his head three times more than usual.
Yes, I shake powder on my head a lot.
Did you realize your feelings at that time?
I don't think there are many women who shake powder on their head three times more than usual.
If you shake powder on my head six times more than usual, it's a big deal.
I've never heard of such a thing.
It's black and white.
Their feelings haven't changed.
Let's see the result.
Will they become a couple?
It's possible, isn't it?
Yes, it's possible.
Will they become a couple?
Yes, it's possible.
Wow!
Ms. Ohta!
The truth of the couple!
Please come over here.
Wow!
This is really good.
Once again, Ms. Fukuda, what did you say about Ms. Ohta?
First of all, I thought you were very sexy.
And...
Look at me!
You also wrote a story.
And you are also a trio.
Yes, we are a trio.
And you wrote a story.
I'm happy for you, Ms. Ohta.
My feelings reached you.
I've been dumped once, but...
I don't want to get lost in this relationship.
That's cool.
What are you talking about?
But...
Now, it's time for the couple season.
Yes, it's a good match.
Wow!
Please come over here.
Now, the first couple has been born.
Ms. Fukuda, what did you say about Ms. Ohta?
I just said what I thought and wrote a story.
Now, it's okay. Please come over here.
I'm still getting bald.
The game is still going on.
I'm still getting bald.
Wait for me.
Next is Yashiki.
Who is Yashiki thinking of?
It's this person.
It's Yoshiko.
It's Yoshiko for the second time.
Did you change your mind?
It was unexpected for me to be called out like that for the first time.
I was worried that people would think I chose it for fun.
I chose it for the second time and wanted to show that I was serious.
I see.
You chose it for the second time to convey your feelings.
I wanted to show that I didn't choose it for fun and excitement.
Even if you are beaten so much, your feelings don't change.
I think it's Yoshiko's variety part.
She doesn't usually get angry like that.
She's not like that in the dressing room.
She's always smiling and cute.
She's like this now.
She's happy.
Miyuki, you were a little angry again this time.
I know it's not my fault, but I don't want to choose Yashiki.
I don't know it's my fault.
You're making me think about it.
What kind of man are you?
You're being sentimental.
You make me nervous every time.
You're making me nervous.
Will they become a couple?
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Will they become a couple?
Is it coming?
Yes!
What are you doing?
Yoshiko, what are you doing?
What are you doing?
Yoshiko-san!
What are you doing?
What kind of expression is that?
I don't want you to step on me.
I'm not licking you!
It came once, so I thought it would go up soon and chose it again.
That's not it, Yoshiko!
I thought it would be light.
Don't lick me!
I'm not licking you!
Wake up, Yoshiko!
I finally noticed it.
I took a detour.
The second half of the game is also a disaster.
Who will be left in the end?
You're scary!
You like me, don't you?
The ending of their love is...
After that, a new project.
A love where you force yourself to compare it with a veteran's love.
Unrealistic!
In front of casual couples.
It's a new vibe.
I've never done anything like this.
Even "Love Magdol," which you can only see on TV, is getting a lot of likes!
We're over.