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Kano and Pon were fighting in this show "Kano and Pon are fighting"
Do you remember? "Kano and Pon are fighting"
Again? "Kano and Pon are fighting"
They made up later "Kano and Pon are fighting"
Other people were fighting "Other people?"
Photon? What did you do?
Me and Mr. A of PAPORAPORO?!
No, that's a little too big for me to handle.
It's not too big! Are you going to do it?
No, it's not Mr. A.
Is there such a compliment?
This time, it's Diane's "tsuda" and Toro Salmon's "kubota".
Oh, my God!
In "ronha", the two of them did it several times like this.
They were there, weren't they?
Yes, they were there, but I didn't notice it at all at the time.
Maybe you've never seen them talk.
And this is "mome" and "noshi" are "seki", "machi", "towa" and "nabe".
That's right.
Which side were you on, "seki" and "machi"?
I'm on "kanto" and "tsuda" teams.
"kanto" and "tsuda" teams.
We're "maharo" and "sanga".
"maharo" and "sanga".
How casual are you?
No, I'm pretty calm as an adult.
I don't want to talk.
I don't feel like it's getting interesting.
What about you, Katanabe?
I'm from the Fubosha Corps, but I'm actually from the Kansai Tsuda Corps, too.
I belong to both of them.
It's like a pinprick.
It's been like that for about a year and a half.
It's been like that for about a year and a half, too.
Is it that popular?
It's pretty common in Yoshimoto.
I didn't realize it at all.
When I asked Tsuda how he was doing as an adult, he said, "No, I don't want to talk about him."
I don't want to talk about him.
Is it like that for you, Fujimoto?
It's impossible for me to get along with him.
He's like a man now.
Is there anyone who says, "I did it"?
We have a lot in common.
We have Mr. Daigo and Mr. Taiko.
Mr. Daigo said, "I can't do this anymore."
Is Mr. Daigo the one who says, "I can't do this anymore"?
That's right.
He's like an older brother.
If Mr. Daigo says, "I can't do this anymore", it's hard for me to deal with Mr. Ronha.
He's a serious guy.
But if I say, "I can only do this," it's only possible for Mr. Ronha.
I don't know what they're talking about.
I think some viewers don't know what they're talking about.
We've compiled it into a video.
Please take a look at it.
In the first place, Tsuda and Kubota are the same generation as Yoshimoto.
How did they end up in this situation?
It all started last fall.
Tsuda is next to me, so let's go play.
It all started when Kubota charged into Tsuda's dressing room on his own YouTube channel.
They were just talking in the dressing room, but as soon as they posted it, the number of views rose sharply.
Tsuda asked Kubota for money in half-joke because he was surprised at the high evaluation.
One day, Tsuda and Kubota decided to collaborate on Tsuda's channel, and things settled down.
Then, one month later...
This time, let me introduce you right away.
They are Toro Salmon. Nice to meet you!
Toro Salmon appeared in a game distribution program where Diane was a regular.
Then, a few days later, Kubota said on his own YouTube channel...
I made up my mind and came here.
I tried to release a 94-year-old man like Yoshimoto Kogyo.
That's amazing.
Are you going to show me?
What Kubota did there was...
I made up my own game club, Diane's Mildam Channel.
Oh, my God!
Here it comes.
You want me?
Diane Mildam Channel, yeah!
The money down, oh, my God!
Yeah!
Now!
Diane's game distribution program was so cheap...
Oh, my God!
Hey, hey, hey!
Oh, my God!
- No, not "oh, my God"... - Not all that.
- That much? - Oh, my God!
- You'll go this far? - Oh, my God!
- Why would you go that far? - Aren't you taking corners?
- But you guys are friends so you want to mess with him, right? - That's right.
Then, after watching this video...
Hey! You're too loud!
This is a showrenter!
- Huh? - In private?
Like I was just kidding.
- If you're joking, get lost. - What's with that phone call?
I don't want to collaborate with you at all! What do you think you're doing?!
He got too angry and anxious.
Then, one month later...
Tsuda called to film a prank video of him getting mad at Kubota on his own YouTube channel.
Is it something like "teasing back"?
You know what?!
I don't want to collaborate with you at all!
Don't make a joke about me being a character in a game distribution program!
Stop it already!
Damn it!
That's why I'm saying you're stupid!
Besides, I don't know how many times I have to tell you to collaborate with me!
Kubota!
I'm going to upload this conversation on YouTube!
Don't make a joke about me doing this!
Tsuda tried not to let things get out of hand.
A few days later, Kubota contacted him.
Hey, don't upload that prank video.
Huh?!
Why?! I was about to upload it once the video was done and all!
Now they're completely broken up.
They've lost all contact with each other for over a year now.
"Just this?" "Just this." "Is that right?" "That's right, Nikoro-san."
I'm sad. I've lost my mind.
I can't talk for a year and a half like this.
"If I do, it'll go on forever." "I was surprised."
"You two are of the same generation, right?" "Yes, we are."
There was a show hosted by Imada-san and Imada-san happened to know about it.
"That's why you two are still fighting, right?" "Yeah."
So Tsuda-san was like, 'Whoa!' and said, 'It's him!'
"But Kubo-san was like, 'Whoa!'" "Even in front of Imada-san?"
And Kubo-san was like, 'No, it's him!'
But Tsuda-san was like, 'Whoa!'
"There was no atmosphere at all." "They don't get along at all."
They don't get along at all.
"Even Imada-san couldn't put it together." "Imada-san?!"
Imada-san couldn't put it together.
There's no atmosphere for us to put it together.
If there's a weird atmosphere, just say 'nickelodeon beam'.
"It's been a while." "You don't know anything?"
If you get bored, just say 'nickelodeon beam'.
So you two are going to fight, right?
Yes, we are!
"I'm going to call you now, but..." "I'm scared."
"If I call you two at once..." "You'll know."
It's going to be terrible, so I'd like to call you one by one.
Before the two of them meet up,
first, Tsuda-kun will tell them about Ronfer's training and call them out.
Then, Tsuda-kun will hear the truth of what happened.
Hello.
Tsuda-san!
Hello.
Welcome!
Today's star is Tsuda-san!
Tsuda!
What's up?
This is London Hearts.
Hello.
You're full of energy.
You look happy.
It's no use looking at you.
What kind of segment do you think it will be?
You've been saying that for a while now.
Looking at these members, what kind of segment do you think it will be?
Today's segment is...
Tsuda?
Yes?
Is it a private life segment?
That's a good one.
What is it?
Tsuda!
Say it!
What do you think it is?
What is it?
There's something here.
What is it?
Wait, wait, wait!
If you're confident, it won't be easy for you.
No way!
So this is...
I'm scared!
What are you doing?!
That's enough!
I don't want you to touch me!
What is it you don't want people to touch you the most?
Tell me if you have it or not.
Of course I have it!
You have it, right?
You all have it, right?!
You have it, right?!
Say it!
Say it like this!
First of all!
Tsuda!
Let's make it easy for you!
You moved like this and said "goi goi"
But if you say it like that, people from the world won't know!
Is it true?
That's true.
Eight months ago...
Eight months ago!
If you say it like that, people from the world won't know!
It's not like that!
Who told you to say it like that?!
It's not like that!
Should we say it?
This time, we called...
Toro Salmon Kubota and...
Funaka Montani!
Why?!
Just hearing "Toro Salmon" makes you go "Whoa!"
What happened?
It's a VTR that summarizes what happened.
From Nicole's point of view, I don't think it's something to complain about.
It's not something to complain about!
It's been a year and a half...
But, compared to that "Goi Goi" earlier...
That's right!
It's bigger than that bomb!
I want you to fix it.
It was good, wasn't it?
It was motivated.
What should we do? I don't like this anymore!
Why don't you like it?
But, you were on "Robo-san", weren't you?
In that situation...
I was on it, I was on it.
You don't know me, do you?
You don't even greet me?
To be honest, I don't know you.
But, you know...
If it's a comedy, you can do anything, can't you?
Right?
At first, you can't do it anywhere.
There's still a part you can do, right?
I thought about doing it, but...
The next time we met...
He was already doing it.
A bug?
When we met at some school...
I said something like "Good morning".
When you said it...
I looked at the school and...
I did it.
"Oh, this is fine now!" I said.
I see!
You were walking, weren't you?
You greeted me, too!
Yes.
My manager met me, too.
At the recording of "Ro-ha" in May 2021...
Suda-san and Kubota-san co-starred in it.
When Kubota-san went back to the dressing room...
Suda-san approached me little by little while I was putting on make-up...
He greeted me, "Hey!" with a smile...
I said, "I'll give it back to you!"
I told my manager about it.
I see.
You know?
I know that meaning.
Yes, you greeted me, "Hey!" with a smile...
I said, "No, no, no, no."
You were like, "What?!"
You were like, "Why are you ignoring me?!"
Why should I do that?!
I'm easy to talk to.
You're easy to talk to.
We were close friends.
One day, he came to my dressing room for work.
I said, "Let me take a picture of you."
You were there, too.
I said, "Let me take a picture of you in the dressing room."
We got together and I said, "Let me take a picture of you, too."
But we didn't get along.
I see.
You didn't get along.
I wanted to be friends with you no matter what.
I don't want it!
Give me a million yen!
I said that.
I don't want it! Give me a million yen!
Give me a million yen!
"A million yen" means how much?
I'm getting excited.
Give me a million yen!
I went to school and I noticed that my nipple was showing.
I said, "I can't monetize it!"
Oh, you can!
I didn't see it before but I saw it today.
It's monetized.
Why do you tell me such a small lie?
I was kicked out of the school for a minute and I did it again.
I told you about your salary again and again, so I told you not to do it.
How about you, Sekimachi?
For example, there was a time when Mr. Kubota did a live broadcast of Mr. Tsuda's YouTube.
First of all, that's it!
At that time, I got a lot of storm comments on Mr. Tsuda's SNS and YouTube channel, and I said it like "I don't want to be a nuisance", right?
That's right!
First of all, that's it!
But there are things like that, honestly.
I thought it was funny how he went into the bath with his clothes on.
That was funny.
It was funny, so I took that part against it.
Oh, I see, I see.
And then it was gone, so it went around a little.
Isn't that really right?
But I don't think it's enough to get angry over the phone.
Ta-dah! It's so funny!
It's so funny!
Right?
But you didn't have to say it like that.
It was really serious.
But it was a pile of things.
It was a pile of things.
I couldn't say it.
I was frustrated with the guy who went into the bath saying "It's so funny", but I couldn't say "It was funny".
That much?
That's right.
And then, it starts with Mr. Kubota's walking.
So, is it me being blamed today?
No, you're not.
I'm blamed for something!
Why are you being like this?!
No, I'm just saying what I think.
It's a front, isn't it?
Really?!
It's neutral, it's really neutral.
It's true, it's true.
For me, I feel like I'm being teased, and it suits me.
No, I'm grateful for that.
That's why I say things like "You've been doing a lot of things."
I remember that.
I think Kubota wants you to say it back.
Why do you want me to say it back?!
I want you to say it like you're doing now, Kubota!
That's right, like you're doing now.
Why do you want me to say it back?!
That's weird!
When I explained it earlier, you didn't listen to me at all!
You didn't listen!
When I explained it, you didn't nod at all!
That's not true!
Why do you want me to say it?!
I've been waiting for you to say it!
Why do you want me to say it?!
That's right, Kubota!
You're spoiling him, aren't you?!
You like him too much, so you want to touch him.
Now that we've heard Tsuda's true feelings, let's have Tsuda leave the studio for now...
...and watch Kubota in a separate room.
In order to hear Kubota's good points from Kubota's perspective...
...Tsuda decided to watch Kubota from a separate room.
I don't like this at all!
And then...
Here he is!
Toro Salmon Kubota!
He's cool!
I want you to hug me just once because you're so handsome.
The sexy actresses who chose the Genin Grand Prix are being streamed exclusively on Abema!
She's so cute!
Kubota's star quality is unknown.
Here he is!
Toro Salmon Kubota!
Ice blue.
He's cool.
He's rough.
Kubota! Kubota! Kubota!
Kubota-kun!
It's true that you were bouncing in last week's show.
Oh, really?
Yes.
Right? It looked good, right?
Yes.
I don't like it.
You don't look too happy.
I don't like it. I don't know.
What kind of show is it going to be?
What kind of show is going to start?
It's going to be our usual show, so I don't know.
It's going to be our usual show.
Making an exciting show takes a lot of effort.
Yes.
If you kick someone in the neck with a calf kick, who's going to fall?
Huh?
Did you win last week?
No, it's like in a dream.
Like in a dream?
Did you win last week?
I hope it's not a dream again.
Well, well, well.
It's easy for you to say it first.
Does it have anything to do with the hot pot?
If it doesn't have anything to do with it, I won't say it.
Yes, yes, yes.
But I'm going to die. Seriously.
You're going to die?
I'm scared! I'm scared!
What's with that face?
What is it?
It's too late.
This is bad.
What is it?
Say it.
Yes.
In the hot pot...
Well...
Why would you say that?
Take that off! Quickly!
Take that face off too! Take it off!
It's okay. This is fine.
It's not okay!
It's not like that, is it?
It's not like that!
You're not even going to throw a ball at me!
Just pass it to me!
It's not like that! I don't know!
Huh?!
But I don't think it's bad either.
No, it's not like that.
I won't say it. I will announce it from this side.
This time, I asked for a ship theory with Daiyan and Tsuda-san.
That's enough.
I know it.
Is it going to be like that?
Even in this cloudy weather, he looks like this.
A man who can say such a thing looks like this.
I don't praise seniors and colleagues.
That's right.
We bought the cause of the incident on VTR.
I don't know, but I didn't know Nichol or Gakiama.
I don't know where to start talking about it.
Is that so?
Explaining the content of the VTR from Azushi to Kubota.
Finding out where Sudanon is angry.
Why didn't you talk about it in this conversation?
But if the next door is a dressing room, you like it so much that you want to charge in and you think it's interesting, right?
I went there every day and ate there every day.
I'm sure some of you are worried because you haven't heard from each other for a year and a half.
I had a chance to make friends on a program called "Funny".
"Funny"?
Kosugi and Kawashima Kirino were MCs and I was a guest and they were also guests.
Kawashima said, "You must be on bad terms with each other."
I said, "I'm sorry."
I talked about it and Kawashima took it.
Kawashima didn't say anything.
I've made fun of him many times, but he doesn't want to interfere anymore.
He doesn't want to team up anymore.
So I'm not mature, but I'm ignoring him.
You're not mature.
You're officially ignoring him.
Suddenly ignoring.
Didn't you say hello to each other?
When we met in the makeup room for the first time in a while, I said hello and talked to him.
But he ignored me and left.
No, I'm scared.
I was sitting on the phone and I said, "Wow!"
I was in the room for a few days and he came to me and said, "What are you doing?"
Who are you?
I've talked about your YouTube channel a few times, but you haven't talked about it much.
What do you think about it?
If you tell me, I'll do it.
I haven't talked about it on YouTube.
You've been on my channel once, haven't you?
Tsudani.
You haven't talked about it yet, have you?
You think you can say it?
I did it because you promised me.
You're waiting for me now, aren't you?
I started with that promise.
You don't have to do it again, do you?
It's a YouTube prank that you set up.
It's just a prank where the elderly are arguing.
You set up the prank and make it interesting.
But the one you set up is good.
Thank you very much for watching and have a nice day!
This show is sponsored by London Hearts.
I think you both have something in common that only you can share.
No, we don't!
But you know it, right?
You know it, right? You know it, right?
We've been fighting a little bit since we were friends.
That's interesting.
But, yes...
Like Tora and president of TACO...
Oh, that's nice!
Which one?
Both of you!
Both of you showed me your LINE messages.
Your LINE messages in the middle of the night.
"Pero-chon", "Ke-chop-pen", "To-po-pon", "Se-ko-pon", "Wa-ra-wa-ra", "Wa-ra-wa-ra"
It's so funny!
Hey!
What's funny about it?!
I want you to go back to that state!
Like you did when you exchanged LINE messages with me!
I want you to do that!
I want you to call Mr. Tsuda here and talk with him.
That's enough!
Please call Mr. Tsuda!
Let's watch it one more time!
It's embarrassing, isn't it?
Oh!
Hey, hey, hey!
That's enough!
I'm serious!
That's enough!
I'm serious!
That's enough!
Then, think about it!
Why didn't you tell me earlier, you idiot?!
Mr. Tsuda finally called Mr. Tsuda...
...right in front of me!
Hey!
Just tell me, my friend!
You're doing weird things!
You're gradually revealing your true feelings!
Be honest!
Do you know what's going on?
This!
A serious quarrel ensues!
Meanwhile...
...the show is being held with a large number of LINE fans!
I've been in love with you for a long time!
I've hated you for a long time!
Also...
...we're checking out Kamito Murakami's junior high project!
And on T-bar...
...we're releasing a limited edition work!
Shut up, Fujio-san!