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If and When I Apologize
Here is tonight's topic.
"If and When I Apologize".
If you are going to apologize,
we are going to simulate it for you.
What a kind show.
I didn't do anything.
Everyone says like that.
If you think you didn't do anything,
one day, you suddenly become someone who did something.
Judges?
That's right.
Judges?
It's not that big of a deal.
Wild intuition
There is a famous saying like that.
That's right.
I didn't know that.
I was chased and chased and chased.
It's a little different from you, Ryo-san.
Are you an apology type?
No, I'm not an apology type.
There is a category like a YouTuber.
There are various categories.
Is the person in the middle a funeral?
No.
He is being pulled by age.
I'm sorry.
If and When I Apologize
The three of you will apologize according to the settings.
The point is to apologize from the beginning to the end.
There are also questions from reporters.
Here is the apology that was covered by "jumpoke" at first.
I was actually divorced.
I was divorced a year ago,
but I kept it a secret and appeared on TV and events as a fake couple.
I apologize for that.
It's kind of raw.
I'm not divorced yet.
Let's look into it.
I'm not divorced.
You don't do back jumps anymore.
No, I don't.
I don't need back jump money anymore.
I don't go to girls' school just for back jumps.
"A special interview called "fake couple" will answer the question.
"jumpoke" apology interview starts.
First, the first apology from the entrance.
Oh, it went in.
Wow, I'm scared just by looking at it.
Take it carefully. How is it?
Do you say "heart"?
First of all, even though we were divorced a year ago, I'm really sorry that we were working as a couple without making it public.
How is it?
It's pretty deep.
It's good.
Her greeting was no problem.
Next, her apology and response.
Why did you hide the fact that you were divorced?
Well...
First of all...
As expected...
There is a regular show that we do together.
We were casted as a couple.
How do you feel about deceiving people in society?
First of all, we caused a lot of trouble for people working in the industry.
There were a lot of jobs we did as a couple, like advertising.
First of all, they betrayed us.
It sounds like the truth!
You're getting carried away.
How much money did you earn as a married couple?
I don't like this!
This is scary!
Why do you ask me such a question?
Well, for a regular album...
It's hard to hide something like this.
And...
This is difficult.
We did a lot of advertising for the web.
I think I'm the only one who's happy with it.
My wife and I work for different companies.
You're lying!
This is real!
You're good at this!
Why did you get divorced?
There was a time when we couldn't spend much time as a couple.
This is not an excuse, but...
You're good at this.
I...
Huh?
Well...
It's not working.
Why did you make another piece of news?
Why?
You said it honestly, but...
Why is it not working here?
Did you come out of it?
You should have said it.
By not hiding the truth and talking about it,
we have caused trouble for those who have been working for the period of divorce.
And I don't want to lie anymore in order to sincerely apologize to those who have betrayed us.
That's good.
This is...
It's echoing in the judges' ears.
Why did you answer such a firm and unpleasant question?
There is a rumor that you were cheating on your wife in one of your weekly papers.
I can't say it in detail, but...
You won't deny it?
Well...
I didn't cheat on my wife, either.
That's terrible.
You should have protected her.
Judges, please write your scores.
But you are a top batter.
You are like a top batter.
You are good.
That's great.
Is this problem actually happening?
I was wondering if it was really happening.
That's terrible.
I feel sick.
I really don't like it.
I really didn't do anything.
I feel very sorry.
Please show us the flip at the same time.
85 points and 88 points are high scores.
It's like a real show race.
In the beginning of the question, we thought we should have said it without taking too much time.
We thought we should have prepared it in advance.
We didn't think about it.
Your stance doesn't look very good.
I know it.
We can overcome it.
Anyway, it's 88 and 85 points, so it's a high score.
The top two are the finalists, right?
So you're going to do it twice, right?
The judges gave high marks for the fair review.
Next is Hasegawa.
Here is his apology speech.
Hasegawa was copying Joyman's story.
Hasegawa's "norinori masanori" dance was copying Joyman's rap rhythm.
"norinori" "norinori" "norinori masanori"
"nanana" "nanana" "nanana" "nanankotsu"
The way you pursue reality with me is totally different, isn't it?
Because we don't talk about "gomen ne" at school.
Hasegawa will give an apology speech based on "ne" and "do" rules.
Hasegawa will give an apology speech based on "ni" and "ki" rules.
"norinori" "norinori" "norinori masanori"
Where are you greeting me?
No, no, no!
Are you a tour guide?
No, no, no!
Are you a tour guide?
It's true!
I'm sorry for the joke about my junior, Joyman.
I'm really sorry.
Why did you steal your junior's joke?
Rhythmic jokes stuck in my ears.
And everyone was singing them.
And they became popular among comedians.
Among them, Joyman's rhythmic jokes stuck in my ears.
What are you looking at?
They had good tempo and were easy to imitate.
Joyman didn't appear much on TV.
That's terrible.
I thought everyone forgot about it.
Can you do it now?
At first, I used it as a joke.
He's trying to hide it.
That's right.
Why didn't you say anything until Joyman apologized?
To be honest...
Why didn't you say anything until Joyman apologized?
To be honest...
There is no special certificate for jokes like that.
I thought it might be a coincidence.
A coincidence?
Huh?
You were trying to steal Joyman's joke, weren't you?
No, I wasn't trying to steal it.
I just said it because it didn't come up.
You said it because it didn't come up, didn't you?
Hasegawa-san, Hasegawa-san.
Hasegawa-san!
Yes?
At the beginning of the meeting...
Joyman-san didn't appear on TV much.
He said he didn't use it so I used it.
But it's not consistent enough.
Oh... OK...
I'm sorry.
He stood up.
He stood up in the middle of it.
It was a gentleman's gesture.
He stood up in the middle of it.
The apology meeting...
I'm sorry.
I lost my balance.
The apology meeting is starting again.
What kind of apology is going on right now?
Yes, well...
No, I'm sorry, well...
Yes, well...
That's not a good way of apologizing.
That's not good.
So you were trying to steal it and you got stolen, right?
You were trying to steal it and you got stolen, right?
That's right. I'm sorry.
That's too much!
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
That's crazy!
We don't need that.
That's too much!
That's no good.
Not from the beginning, but from the middle.
Please tell us the reason for it.
Not from the beginning, but from the middle.
Please tell us the reason for it.
I can't answer that.
During the press conference,
I was a little worried.
I didn't say anything honest.
I'm sorry.
Mr. Hasegawa.
Did you lie during the press conference?
That's right.
If you're going to lie here,
what is the press conference for?
If you're going to lie here,
why are we called here?
I'm sorry.
What is this conference about?
I'm sorry.
Why are we called here?
I'm sorry.
I'm really sorry.
I think I went in the wrong direction.
After all, contradictions arise at press conferences.
That's right.
Oh, really.
Thank you for your hard work.
I thought you were amazing.
You're about to cry.
You're about to cry now.
Are you okay?
Yes.
If I really stood there, my head would have turned white.
I know.
You should have done it.
You should have experienced it.
No, it's true.
I have to ask questions in advance.
That's why I'm confused.
Now, let's see how many points Hasegan got for apologizing.
Please show us the clip.
Ta-da!
Wow!
Wait a minute!
It's a perfect score, isn't it?
It's a perfect score.
In fact, there are many times when you get blamed.
That's right.
If you had your own feelings and answers right,
you wouldn't look like you were being blamed.
You wouldn't look like you were being blamed.
Sometimes it's a weird advantage.
But you don't know what you're saying at all, so you end up on the reporter's side.
Go! Go! Go!
Ask me more.
You're not apologizing to anyone.
You're apologizing to the reporter.
You tried to deceive him in that situation.
It's heavy.
That's why it's not good.
If I do it, you do it.
Why do you do it to me?
What's that?
Why do you do it to me?
The most inappropriate behavior of lying in public.
Now, the last one is from Panser Ogata.
The winner candidate.
Here is the content of the apology meeting.
Staying overnight with a Lagoya cab driver.
That's the most realistic.
It's not realistic.
Is it based on a cab driver's image?
Yes.
What kind of person?
Staying overnight.
Yes.
And what you did.
Can you imagine?
Yes.
That's one reason.
One reason.
You said everything honestly, right?
Yes.
It's not about being honest.
It's about apologizing.
It's not about apologizing.
What are you doing?
This is an apology meeting!
Wait!
Wait, you idiot!
Ogata, wait!
This is an apology meeting!
I want you to hug me just once, because you're so good-looking.
What?!
The latest drama of the acting and wrestling series, "Adema Gente Fasci", has been released.
I'd love to wear it, too.
Who is the sexy actress who chose "fascine"?
What will she do with the realistic theme of "gyamajou" and "fugin"?
Here we go.
It's a sports meeting, after all.
You didn't say anything, did you?
Well...
Thank you all for coming all the way here.
Well...
I had a fight with a "gyamajou" from Nagoya.
- That's not how you say it. - I had a fight with a "fugin".
I came here today to apologize for that.
I'm sorry for everything. I'm really sorry!
- You're talking for a long time. - I'm sorry!
I'm sorry for everything.
When will you sit down? How will you do it?
- I haven't seen it for a while. - Shall we see it for a while?
I haven't seen it for a while.
I haven't heard of it, so I was like, "Huh?"
It's been about a year since I've heard of it.
- He's talking! - He's talking!
I've had to go see a gentle woman.
I'm sorry!
- No one's listening to you. - No one's listening to you!
- Nobody's listening to you! - Nobody's listening to you!
- You're starting to talk! - I'm starting to talk!
- Well, my partner is... - Why are you talking? Why aren't you sitting down?
- Is this a private meeting? - You can do it on YouTube.
Since the meeting hasn't started yet, let's have a seat.
- What was your relationship with a woman in Nagoya? - Are you asking me that?
- For me, it's only physical... - A little... - Relationship.
- So you don't have feelings for her and only physical feelings? - I don't have feelings for her and only physical feelings?
- I didn't have feelings for her. - Oh, that's terrible.
- Ogata-san, you said you like her... - Ogata-san, you said you like her...
If you're a man, you might know this, but...
If you don't date...
- There are women like "No, I don't like you." - I know! - Don't forget!
- I think it's common for men to have feelings for women. - It's not common for men!
- Don't get men involved! - It's not common for men to get involved!
- Do you stay in a hotel room with a woman you don't like? - Do you stay in a hotel room with a woman you don't like?
- Yes, men do. - Wow.
- What do you do when you stay in a hotel room? - What do you do when you stay in a hotel room?
- I said I don't like you. - I said I don't like you.
- What are you doing? - I'm doing it.
- Please ask the male reporter. What are you doing? - What are you doing?
- The male representative... - The male one was hostile, too.
- "I'm talking, too," his eyes swam.
- What do you think of the woman's statement that it's only physical? - Oh, it's tough.
- What do you think of the woman's statement that it's only physical? - I feel sorry for her.
- But I really said it. - You said it.
- It's only physical. - You're the worst.
- I love you physically. - You're the worst.
- Don't you have a heart? - Don't you have a heart?
- My heart...
- As an animal... - This is bad.
- You said everything you said. - My human heart is gone.
- Will Ogata, who lost his heart, stay in Nagoya alone?
- Oh, it's tough.
- Will Ogata, who lost his heart, stay in Nagoya alone? - I'm asking for physical therapy all over the country.
- Please answer honestly. - Please answer honestly.
- Oh, it's tough.
In Kagoshima...
How did you meet a woman from Kagoshima?
She was a make-up artist.
Is it true?
It's true.
When did you talk about it?
Before you got married?
Yes, of course.
Anything else?
I like Nagoya.
Why do you like Nagoya so much?
I used to do regular shows with Misako Yasuda.
Not with Misako Yasuda.
I like Nagoya.
When it was empty...
I think I used to come here a lot when I was young.
Does it mean you couldn't hold back when it was empty?
At that time...
I was young and like an animal...
You don't have to apologize so much.
When you were single...
Why do you talk about it so much?
Why do you apologize?
He's the one who apologizes, so maybe...
It's an apology meeting, so maybe...
He's the one who apologizes, so maybe...
The application doesn't work.
Even if it's an apology meeting, it seems like you're going to lose your tolerance, right?
It really seems like it.
It seems like you're going to lose it.
I'm sorry.
He's the one who apologizes, so maybe...
Even if it's an apology meeting, you have to go along with it or you can't do it, so you said that.
You say that a lot, don't you?
But that's the truth and...
It has to be the truth, doesn't it?
No, that's...
Okada-kun, right?
Is it okay for you to say that?
I think men will understand it, but...
What's wrong with you?
Men are like dinosaurs.
Everyone says like that.
Isn't there something like that?
There is.
No, there isn't.
No, there is.
No, there isn't!
There definitely is!
It's annoying!
Now, let's see the scores.
Judges, please show us the clip!
The winner is...
With this...
2 points and 3 points.
It's the lowest score.
You might say it's a man's honest feelings, but...
From your own apology, you shouldn't involve other men.
I see.
Because in other houses, "Are you like that too?", you'll be cornered more and more.
That's right.
It's like you're not protecting the women of Nagoya.
Even if you weren't here, you would still like Nagoya.
It's like you would be hurt.
I've told Kano-kun this many times.
We've talked about this after the show.
I've been told that I have to be honest about everything.
That's right!
I've been honest about everything.
Wait a minute!
Why did you receive that advice?
Because there's nothing...
What does that have to do with it?
That's right!
There's nothing!
This show...
It's not about this show, right?
Before that...
Was there something?
There wasn't, but...
Why did you receive that advice?
It's annoying!
Wait a minute!
Why did you receive that advice?
Was there something?
There wasn't, but...
Why did you receive that advice?
Your face...
Why did you receive that advice?
Your face looks like you've gone crazy.
Why did you receive that advice?
When you were doing it...
Advice...
When you need it...
What should you do in a situation like this?
I don't know, but...
I don't know what you mean.
Did you need it?
When there was something...
There wasn't anything!
There wasn't, but...
You don't know, do you?
You were doing it in private, right?
This kind of project...
Yes, that...
Yes, or rather...
You were listening and you received advice.
Why do you ask for advice?
You don't need to ask for it.
Why?
Anyway, I like people's misfortune.
I'm kind, too!
I have a bad personality, but I'm an interesting actor!
Look!
Look at that!
That's what I like about you.
People will hate me for this!
Someone will find out about you and expose you!
Just be yourself.
What kind of angle do you think you're in?
That's too much!
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