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What do you think, veteran comedians?
We have gathered veteran comedians for the second episode of "What do you think, veteran comedians?"
Thank you for having us.
I don't want you to get involved with Mr. Degawa.
We are not seniors at all.
We are almost the same.
How old were you?
What?
I can't sympathize with you.
You are ten years older than me.
We are almost the same when we first appeared.
The rule is to ask what you want to know.
If you answer incorrectly, you will be punished.
I will ask you first.
Did you quit this time, Mr. Jinnai?
That was a shocking question.
And you lied.
You said you would do it.
Don't lie.
You said you wouldn't do it.
This is what I want to ask you.
Do you care about the internet news?
If you care about it, please give me a circle and if you don't care about it, please give me a X.
It's a circle and X.
Please answer one by one.
Do you care about it?
Other than bakarism, I don't care.
As expected of you.
You don't care about it?
As expected of you.
Isn't it because of your personality?
No, no, no.
Do you care about your own news?
Or do you care about others' news?
Do you care about your own news?
I lie a lot.
Since then, I don't trust other people's news.
Even if other people's news comes out, I don't care about it.
I don't care about it.
I see.
Isn't it terrible?
I watch TV and write articles about it.
I change the nuance and write articles about it.
I even go to that magazine.
What?
Why do you write like that?
It's terrible.
Then we get along well.
Since then, I don't write about it.
I don't write about it.
I don't care about it.
That's why I check it a lot.
Do you care about yourself?
How about you, Ryo-san?
When I see something about an incident, I don't care about it.
What is it about an incident?
Is it about a dark incident?
Well, well, well.
Is it about a dark salesman?
No, it's not about a dark salesman.
Why do you put your brain in it?
I don't put my brain in it.
It becomes soft.
No, it's not about it.
Since it happened, I don't care about it.
Did you care about it when it was a dark salesman?
Yes, I did.
I didn't care about the previous one.
Then I started to think about it.
Do you read comments?
I check comments a little.
How do you feel about comments during dark salesman?
What do you write?
You don't talk on TV, but you only lie.
I think so.
I'm sorry.
Do you care about it?
I absolutely care about it.
Do you read your own comments?
Yes, I do.
I think everyone does it.
But I read what I said on TV.
I heard it earlier.
I was talking about it.
Did you say it?
No, I didn't.
I read it.
I absolutely read it.
It's the same for radio.
Some people are targeted.
That's right.
When you say something on the radio, it means something different.
Yes.
Do you always check it?
I think it's stupid for a fool to say something like this.
I have to adjust it.
Some people are like Kojima of "Anjash".
I have to adjust it.
I'm sometimes annoyed by it.
I see.
It's annoying for you to adjust it.
Yes, it is.
I see.
Zakiyama, do you also check it?
I don't check it.
I only check it on SNS.
Do you check it on Twitter?
I only check it on Twitter.
I saw Shinagawa's hair color.
I thought it was common.
I have to check it on SNS.
You are old.
I'm wondering if it's a trend.
I have to check it on SNS.
Hangabuchi, do you also check it on SNS?
I also check it.
I sometimes know if it's a trend.
I chat with my wife at a party.
But Mr. Hamaguchi doesn't hurt people that much and doesn't say bad things, so there's a lot of happy news, right?
Yeah, it's all happy news.
That's why I don't feel like I'm being attacked that much.
It's true you don't get attacked, but the comments in the comments section don't work very well.
In my article, there were only two or three comments.
What is an "article three"?
Most of them are watching.
They're only watching.
That's right.
Even if you're showing off, they don't click.
Ah, they're definitely writing things they don't like about me.
There are definitely only negative comments in the comments section.
They say things they don't like about you.
There's no reason for them to watch it.
But on the other hand, there are a lot of times when they praise you.
When it's obvious that they're praising me, I watch it.
You watch it?!
You care about it?!
That's not good!
Even though they only watch good articles, it's obvious that they care about it.
Next, what Leo wants to ask everyone is...
This one.
Do you want to live in Tokyo forever?
I see.
This is a good question.
There are many people who are not from Tokyo.
You are from Kanagawa, aren't you?
I am from Yokohama.
You are from Yokohama, so you don't know much about it.
Why do you say "Kanagawa"?
Yokohama people say many things.
Why do you say "Kanagawa"?
Yokohama is Yokohama.
There are many things in Kanagawa, but Yokohama is Yokohama.
Yokohama is Yokohama.
You are from Kasukabe, aren't you?
Yes, I am from Yamazaki and Saitama.
I am from Kasukabe.
Kasukabe is Yokohama.
There are many things in Kasukabe.
You are not from Yokohama.
And my backlog is Fukuoka.
Fukuoka.
Yes.
And I am from Yamaguchi.
Yes.
I am from Hiroshima.
Yes, I am from Hiroshima.
I am from Osaka.
The one who lives in Osaka will get points, and the one who doesn't live in Osaka will get penalties.
One, two, three!
Oh!
Mr. Degawa will stay in Tokyo forever.
Are you kidding me!
Why do you like Tokyo so much?
Because there are convenience stores.
There are.
There are some places you don't see in the countryside.
There are.
There are restaurants and restaurants in the countryside.
It closes so fast.
It's not just about food.
What about Yokohama?
It's hard to buy human resources from Yokohama.
For example, there is such a hobby in Tokyo.
But Mr. Degawa has to go to the hospital every day and is sick.
So he can't live in the countryside.
Unless it's Tokyo.
Unless it's a class with a big hospital.
Mr. Degawa can't.
You said it in that tone!
Mr. Degawa is not in Tokyo.
He is in Tokyo.
Will there be pressure?
Does he think he will lose his job?
Can you do it remotely?
Many people do it remotely.
Mr. Hamaguchi, what do you think?
You don't have to live in Tokyo.
You can do it in Tokyo.
I think about it.
I think it's better to buy in Tokyo.
If you buy it in the countryside, you can live in a great house for twice the same price.
If you think about it like that, I think it's better not to be in Tokyo for a long time.
But I'm saying it for real.
Nakagawa city in Fukuoka prefecture.
Nakagawa city stops at Hakata on the Shinkansen.
You can use a station called Hakata Minami.
The airport is also close.
This Nakagawa city or the neighboring city of Karuizawa.
I'm looking for land here now.
Do you go from there?
I can go there, so it takes about an hour.
My hometown is Fukuoka.
I like Fukuoka.
The food is delicious.
Sometimes I'm on a local program in Fukuoka.
It's fun and I can't help it.
I can go to the left, but I like to stop in front and behind.
I like to stop in front of me and stay behind me.
My hometown is in the countryside.
I want to live in Fukuoka city for a while.
That's cute.
I'm thinking of going back to Fukuoka.
I think I'll go with you at that timing.
Mr. Zakiyama.
I don't think I'll stay in Tokyo forever.
I think I'll go to a place where I can relax in the end.
Where do you think you'll go?
Chiba.
I think I'll cross the Red Line and go to Kisarazu.
If you go to Chiba, you can go to Kasukabe.
Why can't you go to Kasukabe?
There aren't many golf courses in Kasukabe.
Mr. Ariyoshi.
Are you going to stay in Tokyo anymore?
While I'm in Tokyo, I'm working.
If I don't have a job anymore, I'll go somewhere else.
Because I'm embarrassed.
It's not embarrassing.
Because there are a lot of people.
I'm embarrassed because there are a lot of people.
You haven't been out recently, have you?
I haven't been out recently, but I quit.
I don't like fighting.
I haven't seen you recently, but I quit.
I quit.
I don't like fighting.
It's faster to talk in the countryside.
I quit and came out.
I'll let you know once.
It's the same in Hiroshima.
I finally came back.
I want to take it easy.
Is it Hiroshima?
I like Hiroshima.
There will be another chance, and there will be a chance to work in Hiroshima again.
You said you quit, didn't you?
It's special, you know?
It's not fair, is it?
So, the reason why he decided to stay in Tokyo is that he doesn't go out much.
Now, Bakarizumu, go ahead with your question.
Wow!
That's new.
Veteran returns. Next, Bakarizumu's question.
What is it?
If you reset your previous career and graduate high school in spring of this year, will you become an entertainer?
Wow!
That's new.
Not returning, but starting this year...
Starting this year, you'll be 18 years old.
That's new.
That's new, and you'll start from scratch.
I see.
Please show us.
Go ahead!
Wow!
Oh, I see!
Only Mr. Degawa and Mr. Zakiama can do it.
The rest is punishment.
You can't do Bakarhythm.
If I could go back in time and do it again with knowledge, I think I would do it.
I like the cause, but from now on...
From this era...
I don't know if I can do it again...
With a full look...
With a flip...
With a bicycle...
But...
I was rated by a gravure idol I didn't know anything about.
If it was from that time, I still have a dream.
But from now on, it's hard for entertainers.
So I think it's a little tough.
Mr. Hamaguchi.
No, I don't want to do it.
Anyway, I think it's hard for young people now.
Mr. Hamaguchi, if you don't do it, what will you do?
No, I want to be an actor.
But if you think about it, you might start doing YouTube alone.
If you do it now...
You might aim for a YouTuber like an entertainer.
You aim for a YouTuber, right?
Mr. Ryo.
If you think about it now...
I think it's amazing for young people now.
So when you think about what you're going to do...
While you're doing your normal job...
There are quite a few people who don't show their faces on YouTube.
You might be aiming for that.
Mr. Ryo...
I don't want to do it either.
You can't do what you want to do, young people.
There are many things you want to do, but you can't.
You can't do many things on your own.
If you're going to do it again, it's either number one or bad money.
I'm going to earn money and do bad things.
It's a bad dream.
I don't think I can do anything big.
It's tough.
It's hard for normal people now.
The best thing is probably the bad thing.
It's not like that for me!
No one can stop you.
I don't aim for anything either.
Especially right now.
You're a politician, right? A politician.
That's right.
That's not it.
What do you do every time?
You go to college.
It doesn't make sense if you ride it.
But in the first place, even though you don't have common sense,
I don't think you're suitable for this era where common sense is more sought after.
What do you do, Yamikin?
Yamikin, let's do it together.
Stop it!
You two are making a bad combination!
It's a bad combination!
But there are a lot of people who don't do it.
Ikeyama-san, you're a judge who often does it.
You want to do it, don't you?
I don't want to do it, but on the contrary, I can't think of anything.
Anything else?
I wish I had something I wanted to do.
You have this experience, don't you?
I do.
It's your second week, isn't it?
That's right.
You didn't look sharp in the first ten years, did you?
That's right.
But...
He's strong.
You didn't look sharp.
But you were a little sharp.
I don't think you're suitable for this era where common sense is more sought after.
That calculation and balance...
If you're so smooth, I want you to have something like that.
Degawa-san.
I was surprised, too.
I thought we were all round.
I don't think there's any other job like this.
But in today's era...
I'm selling because it's that era.
If it wasn't for the reaction era, I wouldn't have been able to go out in the world.
I think it's tough.
But even so...
I want to do it again.
But...
I don't think it's as exciting as it was when we started.
I thought it was boring now.
I know what you mean.
You ran through it, didn't you?
I think there's something more fun than that.
I see.
I hope you think of it.
That's right.
I don't think we're smart enough to do bad things and make money.
I'm not doing bad things and making money.
That's good, isn't it?
You're thinking of bad things like Atsushi-san and Gaga-san.
I'm not doing bad things and making money.
We only think of good things.
Degawa and Maitani said...
In today's era, we don't aim for being comedians.
Next, we have a question from Yoi and Hamaguchi in their 32 years of acting career.
Please.
Go ahead.
Would you like to be a host of a non-interested professional program?
For example?
I don't usually gamble.
But wouldn't you like to be a host of a gambling program?
I see.
Would you like to be a host of a non-interested professional program?
Please answer with "yes" or "no".
One, two, please.
This is difficult.
Oh, only London boots.
Oh, you're right.
Oh, I see.
If you don't know anything about it, you will know it if you repeat it over and over again, and you will be interested in it.
However, if you are not interested in it, you will not be interested in it for a long time.
Oh, I see.
In such a case, the program side may not be interested in it, and instead of that, they may gradually get interested in it.
However, we will never be interested in it.
Oh, I see.
We may be interested in it in the middle of the program, but we may not be interested in it in the end.
Because we don't know about it.
I'm sorry about that.
Oh, I see.
Ariyoshi, would you like to be a host of a non- interested professional program?
Oh, me too.
I'm sorry about that.
I think you will get tired of it for the time being.
I see.
I've seen comments like that on wide shows, but I think it's hard to comment on news that you're not interested in.
Especially when it becomes a program.
Oh, I see.
That's the only thing I do.
So, even if I'm told that I'm not interested in it, if I say I'm not interested in it, the fans who are watching it will be very angry.
Oh, I see.
I see.
It's true that there are things for citizens.
It's hot because you like it.
Oh, I see.
I think I can do it because I'm a host.
I see.
So, even if you're not interested in it, you can be a host.
And of course, guests are people who are interested in it.
If you talk to them, you can do it.
But it's true that you talked to Nichiro-san, too.
The number of questions is unbelievable.
I don't think you're interested in any of them, but you can't stop asking questions.
Even if you're not interested in it, you can ask questions and say, "The program is over." There are many successful experiences like that.
On the contrary, even if you're a host, you can say, "I've never seen a host before."
It's like you're not interested in it, but you got an offer.
I'm not good at running on a running show.
I don't know how to run.
That's how I started and I like it.
I see.
I really don't know how to run.
Isn't it like a dog barking?
No, it's not.
It's like you're on a show.
I really don't think I can run.
I think there are things like this.
If you try it, you won't know.
Also, you're not in a position to say no to a job you've been offered.
You're strict.
President!
It's not good for you.
You're not in a position to say, "I don't want to do this."
If you say "no" here, you'll be beaten up.
You're really not in a position to say "no."
You don't do it, do you?
I'm probably not interested in it either.
But for the staff...
I'm really not interested in you.
Even so, if you say you're not interested in me...
I usually say I'm fine with it.
But like Mako-chan said earlier...
No matter how many times you say you're not interested in me...
People will definitely think you should stop.
So I'm probably sorry.
In the end, Amaguchi-san is a punishment.
Maybe I shouldn't have done it.
For example, there's a show where you drink alcohol.
There's a variety of shows where you drink alcohol and guess what goes with it.
But I can't drink it.
But I always pretend to drink it with water.
It's really painful.
I should have refused it properly.
You can't help it because you can't drink it.
But this...
It wasn't Jinnai-san before...
In a show you're not interested in...
You can guarantee your life until you're 70 years old.
But after 30 years...
Even if you're not interested in me for 30 years...
You can't guarantee your life for the rest of your life.
Gara will be in for 30 years.
How old were you back then?
30 years...
I'm not 60.
88.
Beige.
Beige!
You're not alive.
You guarantee your life until you're beige?
Yes, I do.
Who said you're not alive?
You can live until you're 88.
Please answer with "Marca Vazca".
We will be sponsoring the show from now on.
For 30 years...
A show you're not interested in...
Gara will be in for 30 years.
Do you want to do it or not?
Please answer with "Marca Vazca".
One, two...
Well well indeed!
What a relief!
I am glad that it worked!
I am glad!
I am glad it did work!
It would be a shock if we could say "marumaca" by any of you!
Jin san, you have maru at home, right?
What's wrong with you!
If you say like this, you can say "maru" to the staff.
He's serious
Serious
He's still a veteran
My right shoulder hurts lately
He's not young and he's worried
I can't do it like this
I'm really sorry
Will he go public with his story?
I don't know what to do
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