AISubs v3.6
Tonight's lockers want to do what they wanted to do when they were young.
I want to do it!
I'm excited!
It's been a while!
It was really fun.
Moreover,
Biking was shocked by his own entry.
Ouch!
I'm sorry!
Ouch!
It was popular for the second time.
The story of the young generation is dark.
It's scary!
The show race champions showed their manzai and skits of their time with their current skills.
Shut up!
Let's do it!
What?
On top of that, the seniors were shocked by their own entry.
I'm going west.
Listen carefully!
This show invites famous entertainers to the studio.
After watching their skits of their young generation,
we will show you their skits again.
I think their techniques are better now.
I think that's the highlight of this show.
Mr. Kotouge of Biking is here with us today.
Most of the skits of their young generation are terrible.
That's right.
It's like a new skit comes out of nowhere.
I don't want to do it, but...
I don't want to do it.
But you did it.
We were invited to do it.
I don't even want to watch that skit.
What?
Trauma?
I don't like it. It's a trauma.
I'm looking forward to seeing what kind of people will come out of it.
I'm looking forward to it, too.
Me, too.
The first skit they performed was...
Wow!
Amazing!
Wow!
- Here you go! - Sounds fun!
- I'm excited! - Here you go!
- Thanks! - Thanks for coming!
- Here you go! - Thanks!
- You have pretty far away from me. - You're right.
- What's wrong? - Why do you seem so anxious?
- Anything you want, sir! - Anything you want, sir!
- You're so kind! - Anything you want, sir!
- He's real strong! - He's really strong!
- You may feel anxious since we haven't asked what you've planned... - Right!
- But you don't seem
- You're scared, aren't you? - You should be!
- Even if you don't say anything... - You're scared, right?
- Please do anything you want right now! - Please do!
Now, let's watch Magical Lovely's VTR from their young days.
Why is that?
Magical Lovely, 15 years ago.
I hope you're doing well and doing your best.
I'm Magical Lovely, Nohdan and Murakami.
I want to save my father!
I think I saw it.
You did!
You want to save Earth, Nohdan!
Now, Earth is in danger.
Nohdan will solve that danger for you!
Yes!
Now, Nohdan, it's hard for you to hate Earth's trees because you're Magical Lovely.
Magical Lovely!
That feeling is important! Do something about it!
Then you're Magical Lovely.
I'm Magical Lovely, I got it!
Ah, I'm Magical Lovely!
Stop it!
Who are you?!
I'm Magical Lovely, or Magical Lovely, Nohdan!
What?!
If you can stop me, then stop me!
I will protect Earth's trees!
He hasn't changed much.
No, he hasn't changed much.
Didn't you hear me?!
Nohdan won't solve it!
He has a high voice.
He has a high voice!
He said "ozone hole" and made a big hole in Earth's ozone layer!
Earth's... Earth's ozone... Earth's hole!
It's important! That feeling is important! Do something about it!
Then I have no choice but to dance that dance!
That dance?!
One, two, three, four...
Dance covering the ozone hole!
What?! The ozone hole is covered?!
It's not covered, Nohdan!
The transmission line is...
Nohdan! The UFO is coming! Do something about it!
Do your best! Nohdan, do your best!
Don't make me cry!
I'm crazy about you!
What are you crying about?!
Nohdan! The meteorite fell! Do something about it!
Do your best! Nohdan, do your best!
I died! Nohdan!
Protect the Earth properly!
Thank you very much!
That was a story from 15 years ago.
How was it, Mr. Kotoge?
It hasn't changed much!
Really?
That's right.
Back then, it wasn't really manzai.
It hasn't become manzai.
Now it's more proper.
You've been doing that taste for 15 years!
That's amazing!
It's always been amazing!
The basics are always changing.
Believing in ourselves.
Was "appearance" already fixed, Mr. Nohdan?
No, it was like that at the time, too.
It was like that at the time, too.
There's no way about "appearance"!
There's no one like that!
What do you think of it now? Your reflection?
It's a controversy.
I think it's a controversy.
I see. It hasn't become manzai.
It means a comic character is doing a mantai show.
Usually they don't say "no way"
If you say "noda-kun" it sounds disgusting.
"noda-kun", "noda-kun", "noda-kun"
They don't say "noda-kun" anymore.
That makes us mad.
What do you think of "noda"?
Yes, I did.
I think I was always out of my mind.
I didn't know what to do.
I wanted to do something all the time.
I was impatient all the time.
You are calm.
You are different now.
I won the championship.
I won the championship in M-1.
My style is different now.
Let me show you.
This time, MAGICAL LOVELY will enter the M-1 Grand Prix.
How do you feel?
You are impatient now.
Will you do it?
We will improve ourselves.
Congratulations on your entry.
I won't do it.
If you look at it now, it will be MAGICAL LOVELY 2022.
I want to see it.
You can't do it.
I'll give you more time.
I'm sure there are people who can't do it in the future.
I was defeated.
I have no choice but to do it.
I can't avoid it.
I will do it.
They are fighting for the net.
I want to save the earth.
I don't like it here.
I don't like it even if it's long or short.
And they have to wait for seven minutes.
They are ready.
Entry No. 1 is Magical Lovely.
2020 M-1 Grand Prix champion.
These two are new to their own laughter and their own style.
They have been working together for 15 years.
Their jokes and laughter are popping up.
Magical Lovely.
Hello.
Nice to meet you.
I am Magical Lovely with Noda and Murakami.
Nice to meet you.
Let's do our best.
I want to save the earth.
Noda wants to save the earth.
The earth is in danger now.
Noda, please do something about it.
The earth is being cut down and trees are being cut down.
Cut down trees.
That feeling is very important. Do something about it.
Then you cut down the trees.
I will cut down the trees.
I will cut down all the trees.
Cut them down.
Stop it!
Who is that?
I will cut down the trees.
I will cut down the forest.
You will cut down the forest?
Are you cutting down the trees?
You are cutting down the trees more and more.
What else?
You will make a hole in the ozone layer of the earth.
It will be a big problem.
A hole in the earth?
That feeling is important.
Do something about it.
Then we have no choice but to dance that dance.
That dance?
Can you do it?
One, two, three, four.
We will cover up the ozone layer of the earth.
Hello, it's me.
What?
The ozone layer of the earth is covered up?
It's not covered up!
Nozaku! Nozaku!
A UFO is coming!
Do something about it!
You can do it!
Go, Nozaku!
Go!
It's coming!
Nozaku! A meteorite is coming!
Do something about it!
You can do it!
Go, Nozaku!
You can do it!
You can do it, Nozaku!
Go!
It's dead!
You couldn't do anything about it, could you?
Huh?
Thank you very much!
How did you like it, Mr. Takiyama?
It was like when Bragaming went in with a bang!
I've seen it once, so it can't be helped!
It went "bang"!
I'm not covering up!
He's been correcting it, and it's getting more attention!
Compared to before, he's younger, so there wasn't a sense of dynamism in his movements!
As expected of the new generation!
It's definitely different from back then!
But it's different, right?
It's like "forest fire, fire fire"
The important part of the word is "now"
I like it!
He's saying it clearly!
He's saying it slowly!
I'll leave it, I'll leave it!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
It's the same for when he touches his chest!
It's like how adults touch their chests!
Get out of my way!
Murakami, I'll make you laugh!
He's like an adult.
It's true that I don't want to touch my partner's body anymore.
It's been 15 years.
So it's been a while since you played with your father's body?
It was in every story.
It was in all of them.
But before I knew it, I stopped doing it.
When I stopped doing it, I had sad memories.
It's been a while, but I felt it now.
It's like "aname" in "ozone hall".
The way he says "akko" is short.
The way he closes "ma" is a little out of technique.
It's like "ah, you go up to "akko"."
Earth's "ozone" Earth's "aname"
That feeling is important!
Earth's "aname"
It's important!
I wanted him to say it like "ma" when he was young.
It's difficult here.
It's evolving, so it comes out naturally.
I wanted to do it like "aname"
I wanted to do it!
It's embarrassing.
I wanted to do it.
Do you have any regrets?
Let's go!
No, no, no!
I don't have any regrets!
Did you do it all?
No, no, no!
The rest is just going down.
I don't think it's fun.
Following "machirabu", what was called out?
washa
There are only two left.
Wow!
Another champion!
Champion!
Another champion!
Champion!
Please come in!
Hello!
I'm Rondo Hearts!
Nice to meet you!
Didn't you say "nice to meet you"? Did you forget?
You have a weak memory.
Please come in!
Wow!
That's amazing!
He got on again!
Now, I'd like you two to watch a video of a story from when you were young.
What?
What do you mean?
"Trosser" was also played 19 years ago.
Wow!
It's been 19 years!
Wow!
Thank you!
It's long and deep.
This is embarrassing.
Do you remember when we were in high school?
I bullied you and he bullied me.
What are you talking about?
You scared me!
Don't lie in front of customers.
I'm not lying!
You're lying!
Please don't tell the readers.
I'm not scared.
I'm sorry, but please don't remember me.
I'm scared!
I'm terrified of you.
Lieutenant Kutsu...
My name is Kutsu Kutsu.
However strong a man may be, he doesn't put up with anything.
That's why you chose me, guys.
Lieutenant Kutsu is kind of tough.
You're joking, aren't you?
I guess.
It hurts like hell!
Why are you wiggling around?
Wangki, I'm gonna hit you.
Don't you ever move your head above aником?
What? You guys are so old-fashioned.
Stop it!
You're lying!
I don't know what you're talking about!
What's that?
Let me go!
You're doing it again.
Their styles are different.
You're doing it again!
What's that?
You guys are so old-fashioned!
I'm going to kick you!
Wait, wait. I'm going to kick you.
I'm going to kick you hard.
I'm going to put a big tattoo in here.
Do you know what it is?
No, I don't know.
C-O-P-U-R-O-N.
It's scary!
It's a pencil!
What are you doing?
I'm going to kick you!
I'm not going to kick you!
I'm going to kick you!
I don't know!
O-K-A-M-E.
I'm going to kick you!
You're a pervert.
It's scary, isn't it?
Do you know what it is?
It's scary, isn't it?
There's a life-long tragedy in here.
Is it a tattoo?
It's an antidote.
It's scary, isn't it?!
I'm going to kick you!
I'm not going to kick you!
It's scary, isn't it?!
How do you like it? It's been a while since we saw you like this!
It's tough!
If we do this for a long time, we'll appear naked in a music video!
No, I don't want that!
Is it that embarrassing?
No, it's that tough!
Really?!
I mean, it's not even funny enough for a joke!
It's too big!
I don't know if I can get that angry with a zebra!
I can't do it anymore!
It's not that big of a deal!
I can't do it anymore!
You can't do it, can you?
It was that big!
I can't do it anymore!
How about Kubota?
I don't want to say it myself, but it's not funny at all!
It's not funny at all!
Also, I often hear Murata say "lie to me" about three times!
Maybe it's because he doesn't have the vocabulary or anything like that yet!
It's fast! Compared to now!
Yes, it is!
It's not fast at all!
In fact, there's only speed there!
It's just fast!
Yes, there is such a thing!
It's getting better and better!
Yes, I've been able to wait a little!
That's good!
Now, let me show you!
You're going to do this?
This time, Toro Salmon has decided to enter the Netawan Grand Prix when he was young!
You're entering it on your own!
Congratulations!
You didn't say anything!
Is this a squid game?
You're entering it on your own!
Why?
Now, we're going to use our time behind the scenes!
Are we doing it now?
Yes, now!
Wow!
I don't remember!
Please use your time as you like!
It's definitely in there!
I'll remember it for sure!
Now, let me tell you the story!
It was 19 years ago!
And 5 minutes later...
Entry number 2!
It's Toro Salmon!
Here you go!
In 2017, he won the Netawan Grand Prix!
That year, there was a huge explosion!
What's going on?
But today, it's their energy!
On social media, he's been fired, and now he's back in the game!
Toro Sermon!
Hello! I'm Toro Sermon!
Nice to meet you!
Sorry for keeping you waiting.
It was a long time.
I'm sorry for keeping you waiting.
I remember when we were students.
We met in high school.
I was the bully and he was the bullied.
I wasn't bullied at all.
You were bullied!
No, I wasn't.
You were scared!
No, I wasn't scared at all.
You were scared!
You were scared in front of the audience!
You were excited!
I was pretty bad.
You were scared!
You were walking in a crowded place.
You were scared!
What are you talking about?
I remember it clearly.
Men should be patient no matter what they are doing.
I think this is important.
I think this is important for women.
Patience is important.
It doesn't hurt at all.
It hurts!
It doesn't hurt at all.
It doesn't hurt at all!
It doesn't hurt at all.
It hurts! You are an affectionate person!
What are you saying?
It doesn't hurt at all.
What are you saying?
What doesn't hurt?
You are doing strange things all of a sudden.
What?
You are doing strange things all of a sudden.
Don't say something meaningless.
Don't do weird things all of a sudden.
It is not right to do something like that as human beings.
You haven't improved at all.
That's what I'm saying!
I'm a little mad at you.
You're mad?
I have a scary person behind me.
Is that so?
With a tattoo.
With a tattoo?
There's a tattoo here for some reason.
Do you know what everyone calls you?
I don't know.
C-o-b-u-r-a.
Cobra.
I don't know.
You're scary!
I have one too.
What is it?
You have one behind you?
What is it?
O-k-a-n.
You don't know?!
Why did you say it together?!
That was my part.
Why did you synchronize it?
That's not all.
Me?
You were scary too.
You're lying!
You were really scary.
You're crazy.
I have one here.
You got a tattoo?!
No.
Anti-corrosive injection.
Isn't that scary?!
Is that so?
I don't really have a big brother.
That's enough.
Thank you very much.
Kubota said it.
He suddenly said it.
O-k-a-n.
You don't know?!
Why did you say it?!
It came out by itself.
Mr. Totoge.
When I said my greeting, Kubota was bald.
Who said it?!
You're balder than me.
It looked like you were trying to show it.
I see.
It looked like you were trying to show it.
Mr. Adachi.
How did you like it?
The edge...
The edge that you can avoid...
Kubota got older.
I said it like this.
If I said it a little more, my mouth would be in danger.
Your waist.
My waist.
You look a little embarrassed.
That's not true.
I want you to do it with the momentum you had at the time.
I tried it again with the momentum I had at the time.
It's not good.
You said it more.
I said it more.
You said it more.
But you were waiting for me to laugh.
I thought you were a comedian.
You were waiting for me to laugh.
I wasn't even laughing, but I was waiting for you to laugh.
What are you waiting for?
I'm in it.
Are you a tattooist?
No, I'm a criminal.
You can't change it!
I did see your dimples.
I just thought you had dimples.
That's what I thought.
I was looking forward to seeing you wash pencils.
Why did you get cut?
I didn't say "zebra" here.
You missed it.
C-o-b-u-r-a.
Cobra.
I'm scared of you!
Pencils!
C-o-b-u-r-a.
Cobra.
I'm scared of you!
I'm there, too.
I only want to see you there.
You only want to see me there?
I have a YouTube video of you being cruel, but I've never heard you cut off your manzai.
I only want to see you there.
You only want to see me there, right?
I have fans.
I'm sorry.
You're not a pencil, are you?
Yes, I am.
You're not a pencil, are you?
I'm mad.
I'm scared of you.
You have a tattoo in your back.
C-o-b-u-r-a.
Cobra.
You're scared of me!
Zebra?
You're not a pencil, are you?
Thank you very much.
Thank you for what?
What did you say?
You said it in one night.
What do you think you should have done differently?
I think I used to be more aggressive.
I've heard you say that a lot.
I used to say, "It doesn't matter."
Do you still have regrets?
Yes, I do.
The convenience store I used to go to is closed again.
That's enough.
Do you still have regrets?
Do you have regrets?
No, I don't.
I'm having a lot of fun.
That's fast.
Next up is the third group.
I didn't know you'd say that.
I'm jealous.
Really?
I want to see it.
Shinagawa and Shoji!
I'm so happy!
What's up?
You look nervous.
I've never seen you like this.
What do you think, Shoji?
What is this?
You don't know, do you?
This contrast.
Now, Shinagawa and Shoji will watch a video clip of their youth.
Shinagawa and Shoji, 21 years ago.
I'm Shinagawa.
What are you doing?
I'm trying to look cool.
You don't have to look cool!
I'm Shinagawa.
He's so nervous.
I'm Shinagawa. Nice to meet you.
Shinagawa and Shoji.
You just added a weird word.
Recently, I get excited when I'm on a train.
Do you get excited when you're on a train?
No, I don't.
When do you get excited?
When I'm told "Shinagawa", I get excited.
That's too much!
My song...
It's not a karaoke song!
I can't help it.
I realized...
You don't have to sing.
That you're in my heart.
It's not a karaoke song!
How do you see it, everyone?
Shinagawa-san already knows.
I wonder what it's like to have a job like that.
A job with characteristics.
Like an elevator girl.
That's also characteristic, right?
It's good because you're working.
But if you go out on a date...
Because of a job disease.
It's embarrassing.
That's right. I'm finally going on a date with an elevator girl.
Oh, it's here.
Thank you for inviting me on a date today.
If it's a date, don't be so stiff!
Please relax!
It's embarrassing to be shaking like that even though it's a date.
That's right!
Hop-hop!
I'm going down.
No, no! Wait! Wait!
Wait! You don't have to introduce your private enemy.
It feels like Shinagawa-san is down.
How was it for you guys?
I have a bad impression of this.
I used to watch it a lot.
But you can't really watch it nowadays.
I used to watch Shinagawa Shouji-san's shows a lot.
The first comedy show I went to was Shinagawa Shouji- san's solo show.
I used to watch a lot of manzai DVDs and manzai drives.
I've watched it like 100 times now.
You seem to have a high fever.
I'm so happy today.
You seem to have a high speed.
You seem to have a good sense of rhythm.
I haven't watched Shinagawa-san's shows lately.
You've all grown up now.
That's right.
So I'm not sure about it.
Even though the show is very popular,
I didn't like Shinagawa-san's car.
It's scary.
It's like you and I have something in common.
How about you two?
Why did you say "popo"?
I don't know what you're talking about.
You said "popo" a lot of times.
It's embarrassing.
It's "popo".
But you seemed to do it at a good tempo.
Why didn't you do it at a slower pace?
It's too fast.
Why didn't you do it at a slower pace?
It's like you're running.
How about you, Shoji?
I haven't said "popo" lately.
It's been a while since you said it.
I thought you were doing it.
Are you not going to say "popo" anymore?
I have to say "popo" now.
At that time, it was like "boke boke boke".
I want you to say "popo" a little more.
Now, Shoji Unagawa has decided to enter the Netawan Grand Prix.
I see.
Can I see it?
Can you see it?
I see.
Can you see "popo"?
"popo" has never been popular.
I didn't know that.
"popo" was in the story.
But I can't do it at that speed.
I've been racing hundreds of times at that speed.
I don't ask you to do it that much.
I just want you to do it now.
Let's see the story.
And Matsuko and Rod.
Entry number 3.
Shoji Unagawa and Matsuko.
I'm happy.
They have been working together for more than 20 years.
They are movie directors and celebrities.
Micty!
On the other hand, Shoji is Micty's husband.
Even if they walk their own paths, they don't forget manzai.
Remember those days.
Unshakable manzai.
Shoji Unagawa.
Hello, I'm Shoji Unagawa.
It's me, Unagawa.
What are you doing?
I'm doing a show on TV, so I'm dressed up.
I'm dressed up and I'm Unagawa.
I'm not dressed up at all.
I'd like to say it.
Let's do our best.
Do you take the Yamanote Line recently?
I do.
You do?
I sometimes get excited when I take the Yamanote Line.
Yes, yes.
I get excited when I'm told, "Next is Shinagawa."
You're too self-aware.
Is it my turn to sing?
It's not a karaoke introduction.
Do you sing?
Do you sing on the train?
Are you embarrassed?
It's not a song to liven up.
You're making me laugh.
What are words that have characteristics?
What do you mean?
For example, "elevator girl."
Words have characteristics.
It's okay if you say it at work, but it's not okay if you say it on a daily basis.
For example, "date."
I see.
Thank you for inviting me on a date today.
It's a date today.
It's our first date, but it's embarrassing for us to touch each other like this.
It's embarrassing!
Before you say it...
What are you doing?
This is a new clothes store.
You have to introduce the store again.
Kanda?
I told you already.
How did you like it?
It was really fun.
It was really powerful.
Poppo was funny, too.
I love him.
Poppo is funnier.
I think so, too.
Poppo is funnier.
It's getting funny.
At that time, Poppo was not funny.
Poppo is now laughing at him.
Poppo's fingers were wide open.
It's been a while, but Poppo's fingers were wide open.
I know you like cinema, but I'm surprised you're perfecting the whole thing in a short time.
There is no important line in cinema.
You know what I mean?
Usually, it's me who makes a comment first.
At that time, I couldn't stand Shouji's speed of making a comment.
So, I made a comment first and did it all by myself.
So, I'm the one who made a comment first.
Yes, you are.
How about you, Kanda?
Well, it's frustrating.
I'm RIPA from Shinshuku.
I have to introduce you, RIPA.
Kanda?!
I can't make a comment right away because of Kanda.
I'm not good at it.
How about you?
Do you have any regrets?
Kanda made a comment last.
If you have any regrets, let's do it one more time.
Oh, no!
It's too soon.
No, no.
Is it okay?
I don't like Kanda's comment.
It's okay for me to make a comment.
But you should do it again.
Then, let's do it again from the beginning.
From the beginning?
Wow.
It's good.
From the beginning?
I don't have any regrets.
Let's do it one more time.
Will Kanda be able to do it again?
The third challenge!
I'm Shinagawa!
What are you doing?
I'm trying to be cool.
You can't be cool.
I'm trying to be cool.
No you can't.
Do you ride the Yamanote Line?
Yes, I do.
When I ride the Yamanote Line, I get excited.
You get excited?
Yes, I get excited when I hear "I'm Shinagawa next".
You're over-conscious.
It's not an introduction of karaoke.
I realized that you're in my heart while I'm singing.
It's not a song to get excited!
I think it's weird.
I wonder what kind of people are like that.
For example, elevator girls.
I like it because it's my job, but it's weird if it's my daily life.
Do you usually go out?
For example, on a date.
Thank you for inviting me on a date today.
Wait a minute!
It's your first date, but you're shy about touching your skin like that.
I'm embarrassed.
What are you doing?
I'm embarrassed.
You like it, don't you?
It's coming out of my hand.
I'm refreshed.
Are you refreshed?
No regrets?
Do you have any regrets?
Yes, I do.
Where?
The third time I can't cut my hair.
Next, you called me out with a cloak!
Who is it?
Next week, Jun Asumoto will be on the show.
He'll join that crazy show.
And...
Is there some kind of mischief?
Meow!
It's "Sunday Crossing" show.
This show is brought to you by a trio of people.
The next show is...
Huh?
Wow!
Welcome!
Oh, no!
Wow!
Awesome!
They're biking!
Awesome!
Wow!
It's tough.
It's hard.
You've seen his neck.
This pattern.
Last time.
I got it last time.
We got it too.
What is it?
That's right.
I don't know what it is yet.
First, Mr. Kotouge.
On the stage.
Mr. Kotouge.
That's good.
"It's hard." He said in a low voice.
It must be this story.
Now, we will watch
the story of
Mr. Kotouge when he was young.
Where is the ball?
I don't know.
It's bad.
It's annoying.
He's in the ball class.
He's ball-testing.
Tokyo!
He's like an American musician.
Who are you?
You're suspicious, aren't you?
No, I'm not suspicious.
I get it now.
No, it's me.
What are you doing?
I'm gathering baseball boys like you all of a sudden
and thinking of making a baseball team.
What if you join our team and become the captain?
What?!
I've been playing baseball for 10,000 years and now I'm the captain?!
I'll do it!
Let me do it!
Since you've decided, let's practice.
What are you doing?!
What is this?!
It's our team's uniform.
It's just a rope!
It's loose around here, so tie it up.
Are you okay?!
No, it's fine.
I like it like this.
This is bad.
This is catchball.
The basics of catchball are to look up and throw.
I know!
Let's go!
Uncle!
You don't want to catch the ball, do you?!
Your ball was too fast and I couldn't see it.
Next is...
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9...
I want you to hit 7.
Let's go!
I'm sorry, uncle! I threw it too hard!
You brat!
I'm sorry!
That's good, Strike.
Let's practice throwing.
Throwing?
Look up at my butt.
Is it okay?
When I say "back", you come back.
When I say "go", you go.
Okay, let's go!
Are you okay?!
No, it's fine!
Are you really okay?!
More power!
Back! Back! Back!
Aren't you tired of it?!
Hey, Boss!
Throw me a spike!
You'll die, uncle!
That's not good!
That was a great entry!
Amazing!
How was it, Nishimura-san?
It's interesting now that I think about it.
How was it?
It's interesting now that I think about it.
It was the opposite!
That's right!
I wasn't completely bokeh yet.
At that time, Nishimura-san was full of jokes.
That's right.
I tried to sell with these jokes.
But it was well-made.
It was well-made?
Your words were
"well-made", weren't they?
It was like "that brat"
How did you change your words?
At the end,
ketsu-kerarete-kerarete-kerarete-taman-ne-na
I would definitely receive it.
Until I knew I would definitely receive it,
I would say "taman-ne-na-petan"
with confidence.
Back! Back! Back!
Aren't you tired of it?!
Nishimura-san was beautiful.
Her movements and kicks were...
I don't know if Nishimura-san can do it now.
Will you do it?
Yes, I will.
Will you do it?
He doesn't know it.
Kotohge-san has been watching it.
I have to do it now.
Do you have time to do it?
Yes, I do.
Why do you do it every day?
I want to do it.
We can see Nishimura-kun's comments.
You two, get ready.
What is that?
And,
Entry No. 4
It's "biking"!
This show has been brought to you by these sponsors.
My hair...
Hey!
Huh? Where did the ball go?
Ball, ball, ball, ball!
Where did the ball go when it's this dirty?
Ugh! There's a weird old man in the dirt!
He's got the ball in low water and is riding it in glass!
TAKIYA!
He looks like an American musician!
Hey, old man! Who are you?
I'm a supporter!
Who are you?
I'm a supporter!
What's with you, old man?
What are you doing in a place like this?
I'm thinking of gathering young baseball players like you and making a baseball team!
Huh?
If you join our team, you'll be the captain!
Huh? I'll be the captain?
Yeah!
I'll do it! I'll do it! Let me do it, old man!
Let me do it!
Once you've decided, start training!
Okay! I'll train!
Old man!
Huh?
Old man! What is it?
It's our team uniform!
No, it's just a rope!
It's loose like this, so tie it up for me!
Huh? Like this?
Are you okay? Are you okay?
No, it's fine!
Old man! This is what I like!
This is what you like?
Yeah!
Okay!
I'm proud of you because you're an old man!
Catch ball!
You know what a catch ball is?
You're becoming an old man!
You have to throw it with your eyes wide open!
Got it!
Okay, let's go, old man!
Stretch!
Old man! You're not going to catch the ball, are you?
You're good!
I'm good?
You're really good!
I'm good?
Okay, next!
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine!
Go for number seven!
Like a struck out?
Yeah!
Okay, let's go, old man!
Let's go!
Stretch!
You're too strong!
You damn old man!
Old man! I'm back!
I'm back!
What do you mean you're back?
I'm that good?
Okay, next!
We're going to practice throwing balls!
Throwing balls?
Stand up straight and look at me and my butt!
When I say "three, two", you say "five" and go!
When I say "back", you say "come back"!
Is that okay?
It's fine!
Alright, let's go!
Three, two, three, two!
I'm back!
Three, two, two!
I'm back!
Old man!
Three, two, two!
I'm back! I'm back! I'm back!
You're not going to catch the ball, are you?!
Old man!
You're not going to catch the ball, are you?!
No, no.
Hey, you!
Get a spike from under you!
No, I'll die, uncle!
(laughter)
Wow!
The perfection is amazing!
The senpai-ness is increasing!
Uncle! Uncle!
You took your time to make it!
The old feeling is coming back!
In this form...
I don't think there's any reason for me to say anything.
It's definitely bokeh.
In the first place!
Kotoge is a type of bokeh.
So it's familiar.
The bokeh of that time has come back.
Since it's a ski head,
the pervertedness is increasing.
That's true.
It's like you've been aged and become insanely delicious.
It's like you've become insanely delicious food.
It was really funny.
It's like you're listening to punk rock with a loud voice.
It was funny, but...
Nishimura is also completely in it.
That's right.
I thought it'd be okay if I tied it up.
It's a ski head tie,
but when I saw the rope, I remembered!
You can tie it up right away!
That's right!
It's a kimbakshi.
Is that so?
It's not a fast-food camper,
it's a monster kimbakshi!
(laughter)
Is that so?
You remember it, don't you?
You're getting older, aren't you?
I can't help it.
You're not old,
you're like a young man who adores old men.
You're really speaking up.
I thought Nishimura's comment would feel a little more strange,
but I think it's even more interesting for these two old men to do it.
It's like they're really doing it in this era.
Nishimura isn't bad at horseback riding,
he's good at it.
Is he good?
He's good.
Is he good?
How was it?
It's been a while since I've done a funny joke,
and I'm a little happy about it.
It's a little different from usual.
You've been hiding your nipples all along, but you're doing a backflip, aren't you?
I'm not doing a backflip!
There's no way I'm doing a backflip with this joke!
It's finally happening.
I want to walk with you.
General women firmly step on their hips!
Hey!
I want to walk on a chair.
Next week, Shift and Prita will compete!
Popular comedians will dress up in their favorite winter outfits and compete!
It's a no-dry game!
It's not a no-dry game!
We'll eat you up!
What is this?!
Ariushigan vs. Yachodil, will they win?!
I really admire you.
You're so cute in every way!
Their ambition is to show their faces that female talents want to be!
You have a mean face, don't you?
You don't have a mean face!
Why is that?!
Next week, Shift and Prita will compete in spring in Futensa!
Kenta has joined the sexy actress production!
The true intentions of the actresses are being broadcasted!