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Tonight's theory par: ``What if I let these two people drink?''
Various combinations. Tsucchi and Brahma's hot comedy theory.
"Aleus" and "Gekidan" were amazing.
I want black males to feel satisfied when they stand on stage.
It's cool.
Same period but almost no contact.
Atsushi and Koyabu's drinking is unexpected.
You're more mature than me, aren't you?
I'm not 200 million percent.
If you go out, I'll go out, too.
I'll go out, too!
You're drunk!
What kind of guy is your wife?
With this sudden signal...
"Aleus" and "Gekidan" were amazing.
This time, it's "Tsuchi" and "Kosugi" and "Koyabu" and me.
It's heavy.
It's heavy and heavy.
It's not popular at all.
But you can't read "Tsuchi" and "Kosugi", can you?
It's my own image, but it doesn't seem to fit.
What are you talking about?
It's not like "Tsuchi" is enjoying a drink party.
That's what people tend to think, but I really like it.
Really?
How about you, Nicole?
What are you talking about?
Health?
I can't imagine it at all.
And "Koyabu" and me.
We're of the same generation.
Same generation?
We're of the same generation, but we haven't been out drinking that much.
That's why it doesn't seem to fit.
It can't not fit.
It's kind of a shiny atmosphere.
Either way, it's kind of like that.
The environment we've grown up in is completely different as gamers.
That's right. I don't know what it's like.
I was a little prepared at first.
Even if I say this, I'm not going to say anything weird on TV.
I thought I wouldn't say it.
I haven't talked much in front of the staff because of the camera.
I was just having fun.
When I got home, I thought, "Am I in trouble today?"
What are you talking about?
It's embarrassing.
The first pair is Teriyuki Tsuchida and Kosuke Muramayo.
29 years of gaming history.
He's been active as a main player since he was an MC on a number of shows.
On the other hand, 27 years of experience, he won the 2005 Levant Grand Prix.
The MC is also Kosugi, a Japanese representative of tsukkomi.
Although they are both from Tokyo and Osaka, they don't seem to have much in common.
We don't know who he is yet, but we'll show you first, Kosugi.
There's a guest over there.
Well, if you ask me, it's better for him to come.
Of course, he's the first one.
He's careful.
Also, I don't like people who talk and ask for their sense of humor.
You don't like it?
Depending on the person, it may change the power of alcohol.
Also, Tsuchi, who waits without knowing his opponent...
He's calm.
He doesn't tell his opponent in advance.
I don't think he'll come anymore.
I wonder if he's my junior.
But I'd like to see him being careful.
But you've seen him before, right?
Yes, I've seen him on "Mimura-san".
With a senior like him, there's nothing to be careful about.
With a senior like him...
From now on, the staff will also leave their seats and film with an unmanned camera.
There's really no one here.
And now, the confrontation!
I have to move forward with my own will.
You two seem to have different expectations.
It's been a while since I've done this.
Conan! I thought you were different.
No, I'm...
It's been a while, really.
Yes. It's really...
No, it's really...
Hard.
It's a little hard.
You don't seem nervous at all.
Suda-san might be like that, but I'm a little nervous.
Really?
I tend to think of scary things, so I was wondering if I was a young Kansai person.
The seventh generation.
No, if you say it in that genre, it's Kansai.
Not at all! Not at all!
We're not of the same generation.
We're of the same generation? Wait a minute.
No, you're 46 or 47, right?
Let's say I'm 48. I'm 48 years old.
You're 48, right?
Yes.
You're 49 years old!
What?!
I'm only one year older than you.
You're only one year older than me!
That's right!
How long have you been on TV?
That's early.
How old were you when you broke your neck?
24.
I thought you were older than me!
Yes.
When you watch it on TV, it's true...
You're always doing your job, but this is the first time you're drinking like this, right?
No, it's my first time.
Both buses are highballs.
Kosuki is Tsutsuchi's recommendation for a drink for 5,000 yen on Valentine's Day.
Tsutsuchi is Japanese whiskey's number one highball.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
It's the same highball.
This is...
It's the same highball.
What do you think of it?
It's good, right?
It's highball.
It's elegant.
I'm sorry, it's just me.
Valentine's Day, 30 years later...
30 years later...
I'm embarrassed.
Don't drink like that!
What?
I don't know.
I've never drunk like that.
I don't know what you're talking about.
It's good.
But I'm glad I'm Kosugi.
Because you're talking and leading me.
But you're doing it.
I'm not doing anything.
You're just doing it.
I wanted to be a security guard when I was young.
If it was Sanma or Soysauce, I wouldn't do it.
But when an announcer was doing it, I was like, "I can do it, too!"
And then people said I was doing a drama.
No, I just wanted to be an MC and appeal to young people.
But now I don't feel like doing it.
Now I'm sitting proudly like Akira Nakao.
Is that your intention?
When I feel like I haven't talked much since I started MCing, I do it sometimes.
Young people have high professionalism.
I'm like Junji Takata now.
I don't talk much in the beginning of any show.
I don't talk at all in the second half of any show.
I'm tired of it.
What made you do it?
I think it's because of my age.
When I turned 40, I lost my mind.
You're talking about your health.
When I was in my 30s, I didn't care about what people said.
I just talked about what I wanted to talk about.
Now I can't see anything.
What did you say?
I can't see anything now.
You're talking nonsense now.
When I first started MCing, I thought you were a very good person.
I thought you would become an MC in the future.
You're talking nonsense now.
After 30 minutes of drinking and talking,
You're talking about work now.
And then,
He added two more highballs from another person.
You're talking nonsense now.
In order to release his tension, he drinks too much.
- He's drinking too much. - He's drinking too much.
His face is red already.
It's fast.
Tsujita-san is doing it, so I'm doing it too.
I don't usually do it like this.
Furthermore, Tsujita-san's story about work continues.
You haven't gone on location yet, have you?
I haven't gone on location for a while now.
I used to say that I wouldn't go on location.
I really didn't get any offers.
I'm happy about it now.
Why didn't you go on location?
When we were young, we weren't just juniors.
We were all jackknifes.
That's what we thought when we saw you.
We were all jackknifes.
We were all suffering from "downtown illness."
We all wanted to be like you, Matsumoto-san.
I have to be like you!
I started realizing my own weaknesses.
I got married when I was 25.
When I was about 30, I already had two kids.
I had a high sense of humor.
I had to do anything for my family.
I'm not sure if I should have thought of it later.
When I was young, I thought that a reporter was a job for an elderly celebrity.
I thought that when I came to the studio.
Because you're young.
You don't get jobs like that in studios anymore.
When I got a job as a reporter, I was surprisingly good at it.
What?
Working with amateurs.
What?
It was like "Zenigata Kentaro."
It was like that.
It was like "Bimbo-san."
I did it with Cream.
When the show started to get good,
Shinsuke-san was doing "Bari Bari Bari" on "Kanemochi" on TVS.
They started calling me "reporter" too.
I told Cream and Arito-san about how I chose my job.
I said I'd do both "Bimbo-san" and "Kanemochi" shows.
I said, "I can't help it. I have two kids."
Then, only "reporters" were evaluated.
That was all.
I didn't like "outside" in the first place.
I didn't like "reporters" either.
Twice in 12 days a year.
What?
My teacher told me it was stress.
What do you use the most stress for now?
Reporters.
Then you should quit reporting.
Is that so?
Are you a doctor?
You're getting better and better.
Are you a doctor of "reporting"?
I didn't go to the studio.
I didn't go to the TV station.
I went to Tokyo Station and Honda Airport every day.
What kind of job am I doing?
I think I had that at the time.
I told my agency I wouldn't do it.
No, you're eating at the location.
You'll lose your job.
At that time, they only called me to "samba goten".
It's okay.
I'm going to eat at the studio.
When "samba goten" started to be called a little,
other studio programs started to be called, too.
After that, they drank two kinds of highball at high pace.
It's been a while since I drank two kinds of highball.
It's nice.
I've never talked like this before.
I'm happy.
Really?
Yes, I'm happy you said that.
I'm still nervous, so I drank a lot.
You're lying.
No, I'm not.
You're eating Napolitan.
I'm hungry.
Isn't it too early for Napolitan?
And Tsuchi added two more kinds of highball at the same time.
It took one hour from the beginning.
This is where Tsuchi's dreams came true.
I don't think I'm very good at it. I've been thinking about it all the time, so I've been doing it a lot.
When I joined, I never failed in various live performances, and when I came out of the live performance, I won most of them.
I've been confident since I became a professional, especially Ariyoshi and Gekidan.
I can throw 160kg of baseball, but I can only throw 120kg of pitchers, so I'm trying to learn a lot of controls and variations.
I thought it would be amazing if people who can throw 160kg of pitchers could learn how to control it.
In the meantime, Kosuki is in fourth place, Tsuchi is in sixth and seventh places.
What did Tsuchi think of Ariyoshi and Gekidan when he was young?
There have been members who have been doing it for a long time, and people like Hikori and Ariyoshi think it's 160kg of pitchers.
But didn't the first Ariyoshi sell 160kg of pitchers at all?
It didn't sell at all.
But now that I think about it, even if Ariyoshi talked a lot at that time, I don't think it would have gone well.
I don't think it's that expensive.
Oh, it's because you don't have good control.
Yes, yes, yes.
Even though you have better control now.
Yes, yes.
That was probably because of the dark seven years, and I think that's probably why Ariyoshi became like that.
That's why he came out in "Army Talk" and came out as a one-shot entertainer and started doing art.
But I think Gekidan is better than this.
It's exactly the same.
It's exactly the same Hina as Otapro.
It's the same Hina!
But what I thought was amazing was that while Ariyoshi was delivering radio waves,
Gekidan put in a lot of effort in live performances.
With manzai, suplex, and combination.
That means that people in the company really have an eye for it.
But no, no, that's not it.
Otapro probably has hundreds of customers.
Among them...
I see.
At that time, one or two groups entered the company.
Does that mean that professionals sign contracts, get paid, and get paid on a regular basis?
Of course, many companies sign contracts, but...
I don't know if this is the right way to use it, but...
All of our seniors are paid.
They go on TV and sell.
To some extent, the people in the company say, "You guys are working hard, so it's about time you sign a contract."
Or, if it doesn't work at all outside of strategy, they say, "It's about time you sign a contract."
It's the opposite of a contract.
That's right.
And that's added by Dangerous.
Dangerous uses it.
Don't say it!
At that time, vocabulary started to come out.
It became a club.
That's right.
That's good.
Those two are dangerous, so they get addicted to it.
Then, those people became a club.
It became a strategic club, but it went like this.
But when I got married at 25, I got married without telling my partner or my agency.
That's amazing.
Other people in the agency were all in a club, so there was a vocabulary bubble.
When I was in the same business as Take-Two, I went to a subway venue with my partner and my manager.
Both of Take-Two came in Benz and Celsior.
And I got married, so I asked my agency if I could be in charge of it.
It's completely different, isn't it?
They didn't want me to be in charge of it at all.
I didn't say a word, so I visited the agency about three times.
You're strong.
I told them not to say a word.
And in the end, I became a club member.
It was a good opportunity for me.
So I said, "I'll make all of you club members into club members."
And we all got paid more than once a week.
But at that time, I was the only one who lost his salary.
I didn't do anything else.
Really?
You didn't do anything, did you?
So I got some money, but it was about 20,000 yen.
I kept complaining about it, and now I'm in a club.
After going through such a hard time at a young age, he is now indispensable for water professionals.
But you have a lot of people, so you're amazing.
What's wrong?
Are you sleepy?
Are you drunk?
I'm completely drunk.
You're too drunk.
Completely.
They still keep drinking.
TSUCHI is in 8th and 9th place.
TOSUKI is in 5th place.
And one hour after the start...
I'm going to collapse!
- KOSUKI, are you okay? - KOSUKI-san, I'm going to collapse!
...the two of them talk about their combination activities at the drama studio.
I don't have Yoshida with me right now, so...
I really want to see you guys at the drama studio.
There was a time when we talked a lot and read a lot of messages.
- When we did 14 or 15 regular TV jobs... - That's a lot of work.
- There were both "no" and "no" cases.
In the midst of that busy schedule...
There was a time when I felt that we were getting worse and worse.
- The jokes? - The jokes and the manzai.
- We did too much TV. - I understand that, but...
As a duo...
I think it's time for us to do our best on TV.
My opinion is whether we should do it or not.
But...
Yoshida...
TV is...
Even if I say something interesting in myself, it's already a story of a TV station from there, so it may not be broadcasted by a man who thinks I'm funny, and even if a man who thinks I'm not interesting is broadcasted, people say it's interesting, but I can't control it myself.
When that happens, people say they can't do it unless they think either one is good.
I see.
In order to do that, even if I lose all my TV work, if I can stand in front of the mic and laugh as a duo, I can come back and speak in this world of TV.
That's cool.
In order to do that, I want to make a story properly, but with my current schedule, it's physically impossible, so I'll adjust my schedule a little and have NGK come out properly.
A few years ago, I said I wanted to make a story even if I had time to make a story, and it's been a month since I've had NGK.
You're going out.
You're going to Osaka.
Yes.
For a few grand.
Yoshida lives in Osaka with his family.
What? Is that so?
Yes, it is.
Is that so?
Oh, is that so?
Not here?
Yes, he has a house here, but he's alone.
Oh.
Wow.
In order to do that, I'll do my best on my own show, but other than that, I want to focus on making a story.
Wow.
And now, before NGK comes out, I'm making a new story and doing a solo live show in Osaka alone.
You're doing it?
Is that so?
I've been doing it about once a month for about 14 years.
You've been doing it for a long time, haven't you?
I've been doing it about 170 times.
Really?
Call me.
Really?
Yes, all the time.
That's where I show my dead stories.
Wow.
If you call me, I'll go for real.
I'll ride in front of you on my own.
Why are you riding in front of me on your own?
You're going to eat Osaka food, aren't you?
It's fine on the day of.
And when my child was standing or walking or something like that, my wife said, "Who's walking?"
I didn't see it, but I suddenly found out about it.
Because you're in Tokyo.
We lived in Tokyo together at the time.
Oh, really?
But I was shocked at myself for not being able to see my child's growth.
That's how it is.
I live in Tokyo, and I'm the type of person who wants to do more work, so I'm still doing it alone.
Based on that, what will happen is...
I'm watching it on TV, but I want you two to think that the black males on stage are funny.
I think it's a common awareness for the two of you now.
That's right.
I have a strong image of black males.
I thought black males were amazing.
But we knew we weren't as good as we were at the time.
But you can't do the same kind of manzai anymore.
But when you're young, you're edgy in many ways.
And I'm already 50 years old.
I thought that kind of manzai would be good.
So I'm making something that doesn't fit at all now.
I want to see it.
I want to see it at all.
But I think that's what's good about you, Yoshimo-san.
There are only places like theaters where black males appear.
I think it's better to watch a story on a theater than on TV.
It's hot.
At that time, you could watch it on TV.
But I want to be an entertainer who makes you think that the manzai you saw on stage was different.
That's right.
That's cool.
TV will do its best, but manzai will do its best, too.
I'm looking forward to it more and more in the future.
I was finally able to drink at the end and my tension disappeared for a moment.
Really?
I was nervous all the time.
Who did you think would come here?
To be honest, I didn't like Tsuchida-san's senior coming here.
I don't think there will be a senior coming at my age.
In the first place, he's not a person who attracts me.
I think the seventh generation will come.
So we're not in season today.
That's not true.
I didn't think Tsuchi would talk to me so kindly.
Tsuchida-san was talking to me.
But I wasn't conscious of it as a job.
I was just having fun talking to Kosugi.
You order your drink at a very fast pace.
That's right.
Two highballs, right?
I had to do it, so I ordered it.
I was told to leave the menu to Kosugi.
I ordered it, but when I came in, I ate it in two minutes.
Napolitan.
I was talking and listening, so I only ate and drank in front of me.
At first, I thought you were asking Kosugi for help.
When I saw the video, Tsuchida-san was talking and I was like...
I'm just late.
Be careful. I know how to order two highballs.
Miyasako-san.
Be careful.
I'm scared.
I'm watching this while thinking about us.
We're talking about really cool things.
It was cool.
We don't talk like that.
We talk about things that the viewers are interested in.
We talk about the system of the theater.
Everyone is talking about it.
But we don't do that.
What are you talking about?
We're serious about it.
I was only thinking about this.
What are you talking about?
Viewers, don't change the channel until the end.
What are you talking about?
We don't talk like that.
If they let them drink, what will happen?
Atsushi and Koyabu, who have been active as MCs as a duo since they were young, have started their careers.
The disbandment of the duo and other misfortunes have decreased.
Koyabu, who became the chief of Yoshimoto's new drama when he was 32 years old.
They haven't had much contact with each other so far, but they are of the same age and the same generation as Yoshimoto.
However, both of them are second-generation dads at home.
Their band activities are also active and they have a lot in common.
What will happen to them?
Is it about work?
Atsushi, who waits in front of the store without knowing who he will drink with.
It's been a while since I participated in this project, but I'm a little depressed.
Who is it?
Is there anyone who is easy to work with?
But it's easier for juniors to work with.
I guess I'm not good at seniors.
I can't care much about them.
Are you a senior? You look like a senior, don't you?
Koyabu, who waits in front of the store without knowing who he will drink with.
I don't know who you will drink with, but do you like seniors or juniors?
No, I don't like it at all.
Anyway, I'm drinking and talking in such a big program.
I don't know if it's okay for me to run it.
If you don't mind it, I don't mind it at all.
From now on, the staff will also remove their seats and shoot with an unmanned camera.
And it's finally time to meet!
What will it be like in the morning?
Wow!
Next time on TV Chidori...
Secretly become an anonymous actor!
You're the captain!
All right!
You're a good guy, aren't you?
Sunday at 10 o'clock!
Say yes...
It's finally time to meet up!
What kind of machine is this?
Ah, but it's so easy!
You're the main character!
What's up with you?
Main character?
You're not what I thought you'd be.
Ah, it's so much easier now!
Why? Who...
What did you think I'd be?
I thought you'd be a senior actor.
Ah, I see.
But I didn't think you'd be my colleague.
No, you're the main character!
Ron of the Ron faction!
I don't want to talk to Ron of the Ron faction!
Why not?!
We've never talked like this before.
Not even once.
It's refreshing to talk like this.
Right?
Would you like a drink?
Thank you.
For what?
Since it's a big show, let's drink some good liquor.
It's not a big show!
Let's drink some good liquor.
Who said that?!
It's Moet & Chandon!
I'm counting on you.
So we ordered a Moet & Chandon and a toast!
Sounds good.
Sounds like a good start.
You're not nervous, are you?
I've been drinking a lot since I opened my own bar.
I see.
I don't drink at home.
So you live in Osaka and Tokyo now?
Yes, my family is in Osaka.
I live in a small apartment in Tokyo.
I see.
When my daughter was in 3rd or 4th grade, I joined Tokyo.
After living in Tokyo for a few months, my family asked me if I wanted to come to Tokyo.
My daughter was reluctant and said "no".
"Why?" I asked her.
If I go to Tokyo, I don't know if I can make friends there or if I'll be bullied there.
It's Osaka dialect.
If I go now, I don't know if I'll make friends there or if I'll be bullied there.
I like Osaka.
My dad always said "I'll come home after I sleep."
It's the same in Tokyo.
I'll come home after I sleep.
That's amazing.
As a dad...
I'm married and have two daughters.
I didn't think it would be fun to go home and talk to my daughter.
But now, I have a lot of free time.
I don't think I can leave my family.
Usually, this show is hot and talkative.
This guy is awesome!
That's not true!
He's a hoodlum!
This time, from riding a motorcycle to talking stupidly...
...and idling...
I don't know if it's something I would do, but...
...I don't think children need to like me.
It's not a job for you.
I'm just raising an adult.
I want to hear that!
So if I die, and Yomihan dies...
...and Yomihan and I are on top of a cloud...
...and I see this kid...
...raise him well...
...that would be my final goal.
But here, it doesn't matter if you like me or not...
...because you hate me so much...
...and yet you have a lot of friends...
...and you've found a good partner...
...and you still need a job...
...and you're contributing a little to society...
...and you're independent...
...and you're healthy...
...and you see me like that...
...and you hate me so much...
...what does that mean?
It's like...
Dad, I love you!
Don't kill me!
I'm crying every day like that...
...but at work...
"Hey, hey...
...are you coming to my house?"
He's been kicked out of a lot of places...
It's the worst thing I've ever seen in my life!
That loud voice of yours...
...if I were some old man...
...wouldn't you come by every day?
Thank you very much.
Why did you become like that?
People have been telling me "you've changed" and "you look like an old man".
Since you were little?
Yes.
When I was in 5th grade, I had an argument with my dad's friend.
"If you argue with me, you'll lose", he said.
"You should become a lawyer".
"Even if you're guilty, you can't be innocent", he said.
When I heard that, I thought "I've changed", or something like that.
But my dad, my mom, and the people around me...
...used to come by about 5 times a week.
I didn't have a chance to eat out with my family.
But we'd eat out while listening to adults' conversations.
Was that where you were born?
I don't know.
And my mom loves history novels.
Since I was little...
...she's been reading Yamaoka Souhachi's "Tokugawa Yoshinobu".
She said it's safe, but...
...she didn't say it out loud.
But in the scene...
...she wanted to say something to me.
That message is hidden in that scene.
Your mom's not there anymore?
No, she's not.
30 minutes from the beginning...
...they start drinking and continue arguing with their family.
I'm the only one talking, you know.
My mother passed away in August of last year.
What shocked me the most was when she told me that her rebellious period had ended when she was 42 years old.
I guess she was worried about me, but I don't think she had matured at all as a human being.
I don't think she's matured now, but...
- If you look at it from your parents' point of view... - Yeah, if you look at it from your parents' point of view...
- Your parents are amazing. - Oh, I see. I didn't know they made me feel that way.
But after her rebellious period ended, I'm glad that she was kind to me as a mother.
It's more of a compliment than a praise for me getting closer to my ideal son.
- Well, but if you say that, it's a relief... - That's right.
- It took me some time, but... - Yeah.
- It means you didn't have a mission anymore, right? - Yeah, yeah.
- So I'm going to give you your graduation certificate. - Oh, your son's?
- Yeah, that's the message I have for you. - That's a good story.
- I know you're saying it's a compliment, but... - It's a human story.
- I thought it would be a nice compliment from you as a mother. - That's right.
- You're going to save me a lot! - No, I'm not going to save you at all.
- I'm so moved that I can't even think about it. - Yeah.
- It's a very positive change for me. - He's moved by his parents' praise for him.
- It's a very positive change for me. - Yeah, it's a very positive change for you.
- Now, he's talking about his own daughter. - He's talking about her!
- He's talking about her a lot! - He's talking about her a lot!
- I can handle everything that a four-year-old wants to do as a mother. - That's amazing.
- But when you're in elementary school or middle school, you can't play with girls. - Yeah, you're right.
- But in elementary school or middle school, you can't play with girls. - Yeah, you're right.
- I think I've been here for 18 years. - You've been here 18 years.
- I think this has a lot to do with my school years. - Yeah, you've known him for 14 years.
- I think this has a lot to do with your school years. - Yeah, you've known him for 14 years.
- He was an attractive guy. - Yes, I know.
"Can you make a living?" "Can you work hard for you?" "Can you pay your school tuition properly even if you get divorced?"
"Choose one of those." They say that a lot.
And I don't want you to agree with me 100%.
When I say something like that and you read something else,
"Dad, you're wrong." "No, I think it's wrong."
I'd be happier if you could feel like you're overcoming me by denying me.
I'd be happier if you could feel like you're overcoming me by denying me by denying me.
You're saying one material is enough, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's either bad or good.
But if I get rich, I want my kids and me to eat out together.
What?
Wow, you did it!
Really? Why?
No, I'm serious.
You're going to leave it up to me?
Why?
As you know, I'm not that kind of guy.
I'm a rich guy.
There should be a method to it.
And there should be a way not to do it.
Watch me do it.
That's life.
What is that?
You're a spy.
That's amazing.
One hour from the beginning.
They're laughing at each other and talking about bad things.
They're drinking and gossiping about each other.
You're talking too much.
But it's finally time for them to talk about work.
Koyabu keeps the proper tradition of the new drama, but I like this part.
He keeps the tradition, but doing a band or doing Koyabu Sonic is hard, and it's hard for artists who want to do it.
It's hard for people who do this.
Koyabu Sonic is a rock festival that has merged music and laughter produced by Koyabu since 2008.
When the new drama came out, there were no lines at all.
Even if there were lines like "hello" or "thank you for having fun"
we were doing a band until then, so we had our own events and radios every month.
Even though we were talking, we were asked to leave twice a day just for "hello" for a week.
My mouth was watering.
Is there anything about me that I can't talk about?
I want people to acknowledge me for talking, but I can't.
So I became angry at those who tried to make fun of me and say I am poor, so I decided to have an opposite type of event that I was so angry about.
That is when the Laser Lab was set up, and I said "Let's do an event together."
Since I was an adult and I am a child now, I decided to do something opposite of what they had been being doing.
I couldn't keep up with it emotionally, so I said "big porno" and "let's do it together" and sang "missy monetta rap" and so on.
So when my mind was balanced, I made a song of "kintama" and from there I made songs of "oppai" and "goshiri" and so on.
The number of songs increased and it gradually became like a music event, and I bought music and went to the convenience store and it said "summer sonic" and I was like "what? Is there such a thing?"
I asked for it in various ways, but when I was told I couldn't do it, I said "summer sonic" in a stingy way.
It would be amazing if "summer sonic" came out.
I said "summer sonic" next to "koyasonic" and said "no, I bought "report".
So I said "rg" and he said "no, but there are a few people who know "missy monetta rap" so can you do it?"
Wow, so that's how it started.
So "big porno" couldn't come out in "summer sonic" and if it couldn't come out, I said something like "money talk" and bowed my head in front of "shichidara-san", "hanare-gumi-san" and "sokabe-san".
I did it once and it was over.
Just singing "kintama" in front of 3,000 people made me cry.
There were a lot of things until the event started.
I said "thank you" and "shichidara-san" said "let's do it next year too" and I said "can you come out?" and they said "no problem, it was fun" and I said "then can we do it next year too?" and it went on like that.
You're so kind.
An hour and a half from the start.
I finally feel like it's about work.
And I drink even more.
The storm is heading in an unexpected direction.
What is it?
But what are you going to do from now on?
Well, I don't know.
In life, it's fun to be on TV.
It's fun to be on TV but it's also fun to be in other media.
It's also fun to start my own company and create services.
So it's fulfilling.
You see it a lot on the internet, right?
This is going to be on the internet!
On the contrary, you're more political than me.
You're more handsome than me.
I thought I would become prime minister when I was about 31 years old.
When I was looking at other politicians' Twitter,
I thought my brain capacity wasn't enough.
And I thought I wouldn't be able to do my activities because of my salary.
So you became prime minister when you were about 30 years old?
Yes, I was.
How many years has it been since you became prime minister?
It's been 16 years.
You're aiming for the prime minister position.
You're prepared for it.
And I think the current politicians are not 100% perfect people.
I think it's only possible for imperfect people to succeed.
So I thought I would become prime minister one day.
People around you say that but you're not perfect at all.
And you don't have the motivation to become a prime minister.
For example, you heard about a politician who took a Shinkansen to a station.
I have a family in a place called Suminoe.
I think I'm one of them.
So I took a Shinkansen there and built a new Suminoe.
It's near my station.
I built a shrine and a girls' dormitory there.
It's right in front of my house.
On New Year's Eve, my daughter and my son cooked for me.
And I thought I could make money for a year.
I thought I could make money for a year.
But I was deceived.
I thought I was an imperfect person.
I thought I wasn't good enough.
That's why I gave up.
There are people who say that because of me.
But I'm not perfect.
I'm not perfect.
You're not perfect.
What are you talking about?
You're not perfect.
Let's move on to a more in-depth political discussion.
Life is still long.
When you think you don't know what will happen in life,
I want you to leave politics as a choice.
I can think about it until I'm famous.
But I want you to think about what people have done in the future.
If I become a boss, I think I'll think about the next thing after I become a candidate and use my influence, so I don't want you to say that there is no possibility of 200 million percent.
You want me to do it a lot, don't you?
If it comes out, I'll come out.
What?
I'll come out!
What?
You guys are drunk!
What?
You guys are drunk!
The money you spend is different.
Surprisingly, this is the first time I've had a chat- like comment in "P.A.P.T.E.R. Game".
The way you move your lower body is like this.
I want you to pay attention.
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I feel like you're thinking about the next thing.
As a possibility, I don't want you to say you don't have 200 million percent.
I want you to do it a lot.
If you're going to do it, I'm going to do it.
I'll do it!
You're drunk!
If you say you'll do it, I'll do it.
What do you mean?
I think you have a plan.
I'm in a hurry.
Without friends, you can't do anything.
You're making a tower.
Without friends, you can't do anything.
I said it to you.
You can't do anything with numbers.
However, if you say you'll do it, or if you say you'll do it,
If you really have the same idea and the production is similar,
If you put it together, I think it's interesting.
Even if it's the momentum of the previous one, with this vague tempo...
I'm not going out.
You don't have to say you don't have 200 million percent.
I don't have it.
I want a kid like that to be born.
As you can see in the plan itself, it's not moving.
Is that so?
From the Liberal Democratic Party...
The party was decided!
It's a big deal!
The party was decided!
What are you doing?
For example, Makenpo.
Put it together?
It's the same.
For example, Fumio Gakusei.
It's the same.
Foreigners agree.
It's the same.
If you do it in detail, it will never be divided somewhere.
It will be divided.
You have the same opinion.
I'm not going to split up.
Why are you nodding?
I don't know.
It's good for humans to have opposite opinions.
But where is the meeting part?
The meeting part is here.
It's not good.
Shouldn't you keep putting it in?
It's the opposite.
I don't think it's there at all.
I'm honest with you.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I can agree with you about this part.
I like people who can agree with me and don't move forward.
I see.
You two won't split up, will you?
If you do this, you won't want to do it in ten years.
You're angry.
I thought about it a lot.
I didn't know you could say that.
I didn't feel like I was on TV.
I thought you were a romanticist.
I didn't think you'd say anything funny.
I didn't think you'd say anything that would be on the news.
I'm already drunk.
I'm drunk now.
I thought you'd watch your own video in the studio.
I get nervous when I think about it now.
You're in a studio in your own house, right?
What do you think about this story?
I don't think you should say that.
You're a political thought.
I'm going to be complained about on the internet.
It's not fair for people like you to say that in front of a digital justice.
I'm not angry.
I don't care.
That's not what I meant.
You were good at drinking.
Thank you for the drink.
If you drink it, you won't know what you're talking about.
You'll be serious when you're drunk, right?
I didn't know you'd say that.
Look at me.
I never said I'd say it.
I didn't say I wanted to say it.
But I said it because you said it.
That's not what I meant.
You said you didn't want to say it, but you said you wanted to say it.
Please say you want to say it.
If you say you want to say it, you'll say it, right?
Are you being beaten up in the middle of saying it?
You're a political thought.
No, I'm not.
Do you want me to say it?
But I learned a lot from the first "papa" talk.
Didn't you learn it from your child?
I told Yomihan about it and she said, "No, it's awkward. I can't do it."
Then I told my daughter, "Why?"
Because you don't watch TV.
Then why?
Because you don't watch TV, either.
Then she said, "Oh, I see. Then let me stay here for a while."
- Are you staying here now? - Calm down.
- I just want to talk. - You learned it from your child?
- I learned it from my child. - You should turn to a politician.
- You should really be a politician. - I'm not, though.
You learned it from your child, right?
What is your favorite food?
One, two...
Hamburger!
The first episode was a prank.
What if only five fantasy comedians appeared on the show?
It's like a big job.
Who will be in charge and what will happen?
I don't want to be in a talk show!
Will the show be chaotic like the first and second episodes?
It won't be chaotic at all!
The show will be held in Sakase Grand Prix.
Why did you come here?
Don't look down on us.
"The Past" is being streamed on Terasa!