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If I were a girl, who would I date?
Let's start with Kano-san.
Thank you!
Please put on that wig.
I can't do it.
How is it?
Thank you.
Let me announce it.
If I were a girl, who would I date?
I'm nervous.
I want it.
It's Daigo-san.
I'm sorry.
Well, well, well.
I'm happy.
I'm happy with both hands.
It's like a baseball club.
The third and fifth reasons.
Economically, it's stable.
She looks like...
Well, she's my type.
Why do you say like that?
She's cool.
I think she's strict with girls.
With her girlfriend and wife.
But, she's kind and she shows it sometimes.
She's strict and she's kind.
I think so.
You said it.
If you were a girl, you'd walk three steps back and follow her.
So, when I think about marriage and other things,
I'm worried that she'd go somewhere else.
But, if you were Daigo-san,
I'd like you to come back to me in the end.
What should I do?
You should be happy.
Until I came to this studio today,
I didn't think I'd be taken by those weekly magazines.
That's what you like about her.
But, I can't make her cry.
You're not good at expressing yourself.
What are you talking about? I'm happy.
Both of you?
I'm happy.
I think you'll be happier if you don't think like that.
We'll talk about Daigo's top three later.
Is that okay?
I'll announce Kano's second place.
The second place goes to...
Yashiki-kun.
Yes!
Yashiki!
I'm so happy!
Are you feeling complicated?
I'm starting to hate Yashiki.
Why?
Because he's higher up.
After dating and getting married and thinking about it...
I can see that Daigo-san is stable and has a bright future.
On the other hand, Yashiki...
It's just the beginning, right?
When we have to work hard together...
I want to work hard with him.
I want to support him.
I want to build up with him.
This is how girls who date young comedians feel.
I wonder what it's like.
You want to chase your dream together, right?
But I think Kano-san will choose me.
Why?
My evaluation is very high for Kano-san.
So...
I thought Kano-san would choose me.
But he chose me in second place.
Oh...
Thank you.
Yashiki was in second place.
I thought I was the only one who could start with "no".
So I said "no, come on, no!"
And the moment I said "Yashiki"...
I was hurt.
I was really hurt.
Yashiki was there.
I think people who haven't been chosen...
can't talk.
It's a weird feeling of tension.
I thought about how a man who was "no" for three hours before recording would feel.
It's terrible.
I'm always free in the middle of it.
Always free.
At first, I'm like this and that.
But in the middle of it...
I won't do it!
"No" doesn't exist.
This is the first time I've said it, but...
Can I go home?
And now, someone who's about to be "no"...
suddenly wants to talk.
It's not like that this time.
Kano-san is in first place.
Who do you want to talk to the most?
It's Nobu-san!
You've become a girl!
Oh, is that so?
Nobu-san, you're amazing!
Daigo, Yashiki, Nobu?
You're totally different from the three of you!
When you think of marriage, you seem like you'd be really kind to yourself.
My...oh, my...no, forget it.
You seem like you'd be kind to your dad, mom, and even your relatives.
You seem like you'd have a good family.
You had a really good reason for marrying Daigo.
I thought you were a really good woman.
You looked like a really good woman.
But, you know, you want to aim for true love and true love, right?
That's right!
So, when you wrote Nobu-san first in your diary, you thought, "My rival is a good guy, huh?"
Good guy, huh?
Why did you become a Kansai woman?
You're already good at it!
She's married and lives in Kansai.
Will Kano and Nobu become true love and true love?
The second announcement is from Yashiki, New York!
She's cute, isn't she?
She's cute!
If Kano-san's name is called from Yashiki, she'll become true love and true love.
I'm really nervous!
The third place Yashiki wants to go with this person is...
Will Kano be chosen?
It's Hamaie-san.
Yes!
I'm so happy!
I thought you didn't think of me at all.
I'm so happy!
I often see Hamaie-san saying things like "Thanks to you, I'm where I am now"
I'm really jealous of you.
If I were you, I think you'd say things like that about me in various places.
Everyone's even talking about marriage.
Everyone's getting older.
If we were in our 20s, things might have changed.
Hamaie-san, you're really popular now, but you don't seem like you should have gotten married.
You don't seem like you should have gotten married.
I don't think I should have gotten married.
When you start rubbing it, it's like you're thinking.
You're rubbing it, aren't you?
When you're actually drinking with me...
What are you trying to say?
When you say "Hamaie, introduce me to Hamaie-san" or "I like you, Hamaie-san"
She's popular these days
The glass will break!
It's not the glass breaking, it's the counter breaking!
Second place goes to this person.
The person that Yashiki chose as second place is...
Daigo-san!
You're strong!
I'm happy for you, Yashiki!
You look like you have something to say.
Daigo-san chose as first place.
I'm happy for you!
To be honest, I think it's fine for you to cheat on me.
But I think Daigo-san knows me very well.
So far you've got two votes, but I'm assuming you're cheating on me.
I'm assuming you're cheating on me. Of course I'm not.
But I have that image.
From what I said earlier, when you two started talking,
it seemed like you two were having an affair.
Don't do that.
It's not like that for girls who have an affair.
I see.
The conversation here is like...
I want to have a crazy relationship with Yashiki.
What?
When we're walking together, Yashiki and I don't wear umbrellas.
What are you doing?
Wearing umbrellas.
Wearing wet umbrellas.
I don't understand why Daigo-san is so popular.
Why?
Why are you guys so popular?
You guys haven't truly become women.
That's right.
If you truly became women, you wouldn't say those words.
I know. I know.
Right?
There are still men left in this world.
You should truly become women.
That's why I haven't become first place.
That's right.
You can't be third place.
That's how the world will be.
Women!
Viking Tanaka is here.
Now, I'd like you to announce first place.
Kano-san!
Yes.
If you're called by my name, it's all right.
Yes.
Let's go.
The first person you want to go out with the most is...
This person.
It's Moriyama-san!
Moriyama!
For real?!
Moriyama!
He's reacting to Mori by Moriyama's side!
What did you say?! It's got nothing to do with you!
It's got nothing to do with Moriyama!
It's got nothing to do with Yama!
I have the image that Moriyama-san will never cheat on me.
Also, I don't have the image of him being angry at all.
He just wants me to have fun.
I don't want him to be angry or fight with me.
In the end, you don't like cheating, right?
I don't like cheating when I get married.
Ah, in the end...
When you go out with Moriyama-san, you don't like cheating, right?
But you like muscular men, right?
I have the image of him being very manly.
But Moriyama-san is also very naive.
He doesn't like bad comments on social media.
Is that so?!
That's why I want to support him.
Your shyness is amazing!
I thought this seat had zero votes.
Stop it!
I'm very happy that I was able to move out earlier.
The way I see this house has changed.
I want to play with Daigo-san and the three of you.
Please stop it!
It's dangerous! It's dangerous!
I want to play with Moriyama-san and Shizuna-san.
Why do you call me "ex-boyfriend"?
One-on-one.
Don't argue with me!
I won't argue with you either!
Ah, we got first place.
Unfortunately,
Kamu-san's love with Yasuki-san
didn't work out.
When it was announced,
I was upset.
Moriyama-san is like this.
Her eyes are sparkling.
It's heartbreaking.
I'm sorry to hear that.
Next, Yoshimura!
I thought I would be announced earlier.
You announced your love without anyone telling you.
That's right!
It's a little embarrassing.
It's not that embarrassing!
It's embarrassing.
Cute!
It looks like Meruru.
It's Meruru.
If it looks like Meruru, it's weird.
It looks like Meruru.
It's Meruru.
Yoshimura's 3rd place is...
The 3rd place is...
Eiko-san!
Really?!
I'm so happy!
Really?!
So you were confused when you heard the announcement?
No, I wasn't confused! I was shocked!
I thought I'd definitely get in!
We're like childhood friends!
We're in the same age group and we've worked hard together!
That's right!
Why didn't you notice?!
If you were older, you'd have noticed!
Why did you choose her?
I can't leave her alone!
I feel like I have to do something for her!
I feel like I have to help her!
I want to support her!
And she's so lucky!
No matter what happens, she always gets back up!
She's so lucky!
It's like she's loved by God!
Yoshimura-san, where were you?
We reunited!
Poor Yoshimura-san!
You must have been so upset!
No, I'm not upset!
You're too much!
I know what you're saying!
I know it!
But you like people, don't you?
Seniors, juniors, friends...
You like them all, don't you?
So during your breaks, you go on trips with your friends and such...
You think you won't be able to make time for yourself...
I know.
Is this a one-scene of a drama?
I won't let you do it!
It's one-scene!
Anyway, it's the worst!
The worst!
Seriously, it's worse than this!
What's wrong with you?
Why do you have to get hurt?
What's wrong with you?
Get in there!
Don't mess with me!
Get in there!
I won't let you do it!
Let me announce the next one.
Yoshimura's second place is...
It's Daigo!
He's got all of them!
Three in a row!
I know he's just playing with me.
But I can't help it.
I like him.
Some men don't like it when you play with them.
There's no such wicked man!
He's starting to show his true self!
He's just playing with me!
It's a world of wickedness!
It's a world where women can't go anywhere!
But you don't mind it, do you?
I don't mind it!
It depends on my skills!
You can play with me,
but you also give me more!
You remember what I've done!
She thank me while playing with me!
It's so wonderful!
She thank me while playing with me!
It's so wonderful!
She remember what I did,
so it makes me happy!
She don't give me a lot!
She just give me something special!
She give me gifts!
She ask me what other things I do!
It's painful for me every day.
No, no, it's only for Mr. Tanaka.
Even though there's no vote, he's still talking.
It's Natto again.
It's like you're being chosen.
Why is it like this, Natto?
I don't like the flow.
Yoshimura's first place is...
I've never heard of it.
She's a famous woman in Shibuya.
She's a hot woman.
She's a woman with a funny smile.
She's a woman who doesn't want to be friends with anyone.
She's an actress who says that I'm different in terms of my personality.
The first Genshin Impact Grand Prix will be held this Friday at 6:45 pm.
Let me announce Yoshimura's first place.
It's the first episode in which Yoshimura goes out with her the most.
It's Moriyama!
Are you serious, Yoshimura-san?!
Moriyama!
Why?!
Are you serious?!
The next Mori isn't me or her!
Moriyama might come to me twice!
This was overwhelming.
Overwhelming first place!
I didn't think of it as marriage.
When I thought of it as love,
I haven't done much work,
but she's kind and helps me out a lot.
I feel like I can rely on her.
Also, I realized that I like tough people.
I'm really happy about it.
How is she on the inside?
She's tough, but sometimes she shows herself when we're recording.
Sometimes she's not good,
or when we're stopping and she suddenly shows her face.
She's like a human being.
She's very honest and cute.
The fifth place and Moriyama are the same, right?
With the mansion.
If you like the same person, how would you feel?
I think we'll get along until you tell us who you like.
Who will you choose?
But these four love wagons are the best!
Most of them!
So far, three people have announced it.
There are six people who have been chosen,
and Moriyama has already received multiple votes, but...
Yamaochi-san, you said you didn't care about it at all.
I don't care about it at all!
It's difficult!
Nobody said anything about me,
so there's no reason for me to be here!
You don't care about it at all, do you?
I don't care about it at all!
I'm funny now!
You're just showing off!
The fourth place and Yamaochi are the same,
with Morita of Shimeisei.
Last time, in the young and middle-aged section's zero- vote-decision poll...
Morita!
He was humiliated by the man he wanted to be with the most!
Which three people did he choose this time?
Morita's third place is...
His choice is...
Inada-san!
Inan-chan!
I'm in!
My body is burning!
I'm in.
Thank you!
Why did you choose 3rd place?
No matter where you are,
you're kind, funny,
your head spins fast,
and you make a lot of noise.
There's nothing I don't like about you,
but your looks are overwhelmingly negative.
There's no way you'd like me if I'm this funny.
But when it comes to dating,
everyone puts their brakes on,
but you put your foot on the accelerator yourself.
I see.
I think you'll talk to your friends about it a lot.
You're funny and kind,
but your looks are...
Are you praising me?
You're choosing and hurting me.
Last time, you were facing Mukai and Kanechika.
As someone who's been watching you for a while, I can't ignore you.
I was wondering if you'd date me.
That's not good!
That's not good, Inada-chan!
I thought you were funny!
I'm shocked!
I thought you were praising me!
That's not good!
I won't challenge you in that match.
Let's move on to Morita's second place.
Second place is...
Inada-chan's second place is...
It's Hamaie-san!
Hamaie...
I'm sorry, Yamauchi-san. It's hard for me to call you like that.
I'll keep quiet.
You can talk to your partner, right?
Well... It's tough.
I won't forgive you for that.
I see.
You can do it!
I think that's the only thing you can do.
I used to be really scared of Hamaie-san.
When we were in Osaka.
So I had a bad impression of him.
But now that we're in Tokyo...
He's really nice to any of his juniors.
I saw you on TV.
I saw you in that interview.
He talks to me like that.
Once he's nice to someone he didn't like...
You'll like him like that.
I know you're there.
So I won't ask for much.
And...
I'm really stubborn.
So...
I'm fine with it.
You're fine with being the second woman?
I'm fine with it.
I'm really stubborn.
I won't say it to anyone.
Is he stubborn?
I'm really stubborn.
Even though I didn't say anything...
I'm stubborn.
I'm not stubborn.
It's okay.
But you already have two votes.
Thank you.
I'm happy.
Let's go.
Who is the first woman you want to date the most?
Fifth place!
First place!
She got first place!
First place!
She's strong!
Hasn't she been called for a long time?
She's been called for a long time!
But it's her first first place!
Overwhelmingly sexy as a man!
She's got a lot of it!
She's a professional cheating!
I can't help it!
I can't help going to her!
Just like you, Hamae-san!
I really don't want anything like that!
She's like a convenient woman!
Everyone, you're wishing too much for her to come back!
It's not like that!
Then, if you get a call...
I'll go!
No matter what time of night it is...
I'll go right away!
Is she that cheap?
She hasn't been called for a long time...
Is she that cheap?
She's experienced zero votes!
She's got self-confidence and self-esteem!
With this...
It's a mission from four people!
That's amazing!
She's very popular!
Wait a minute...
First place is no good, right?
That's...
That's a good thing in society, right?
It's definitely no good!
Until now, she was in third place...
How do you explain that?
It's a miscalculation!
It's definitely no good!
Stop it!
Fifth place is...
Again, she hasn't been called for a long time...
She's got self-confidence and self-esteem!
Again, she hasn't been...
Are you okay?
Can you raise your hand?
What's wrong with you?
There's nothing we can do about it!
We can only turn around like this!
Yes, it's Yamauchi-san!
Ah, but she's a woman!
She's a woman!
She's here, isn't she?
Let's move on...
Yamauchi's third place...
This person...
The one she chose is...
Moriyama-kun!
Ah!
It's Moriyama!
That's amazing!
Moriyama is also popular!
Eh?
Why?
I've never heard a woman being unfaithful to Moriyama.
Last time, I chose him based on his face and saw his painful eyes.
Yes, yes.
Kanechi and Mukai...
You focused on their looks.
That's right!
I realized last time that you can't choose based on their looks.
You're reflecting on yourself!
That's right!
This time, when I focused on their insides,
the one who's the closest to me and cares for me the most...
Not only their looks, but also their cleanliness...
I think that's really important.
Overall, I gave high marks.
And I realized that I was the only one who realized it.
But everyone else realized it!
Kanetachi...
What's up with him?
Everyone else realized it!
He's a senior who's been taking care of me for a long time.
The number of members of my love wagon is increasing!
It's increasing!
It's increasing more and more!
Now, it's time for the second announcement.
The second place goes to...
The second place that Yabauchi chose is...
Kano-kun!
No way!
Kano-chan!
Kano-san!
Kano-san...
After playing for a while...
He's been playing like a calm person...
Playing like a calm person...
It's really reassuring.
He's already experienced a lot of things...
So I don't think he'll do anything else now.
I agree with Tanaka-san's opinion...
In a world where dishonest people take first place...
It's no good!
Kano-san is calm for now...
But that person is still active!
Who's active?!
The one who's running!
He's not active!
Is he a top runner?!
He's a top runner now!
Right, Yabauchi-san?!
That's no good!
Let's have some tea!
But this show is being broadcasted!
What's going on?!
You hate it, don't you?!
Is it okay for you to say that?!
If you get caught, you'll be told that!
There are women who sometimes glare at you!
I see! Kano hasn't pointed out Yabauchi!
That's right!
Besides, Daigo-san said it!
You!
I'm in shock!
It's not like you can say anything!
I'm in shock!
Moriyama, Kano and Kita Yabauchi...
Who's in first place?!
If you haven't voted for anyone...
Could you please raise your hand?!
It's this member!
Wait a minute!
Yabauchi-san too, right?!
Yes!
You didn't vote for yourself, did you?!
I didn't vote for myself?!
I don't know!
You're the only one who voted for yourself!
It's not like you can say anything!
If you start doing this...
This segment will be over!
This person is in first place!
Who does Yabauchi want to date the most?!
It's Nobu-san!
Alright!
Nobu also got first place twice?
It's the second time, right?
I'm really happy about it!
Nobu-san is really determined.
I know him well.
Yes.
No matter how trivial it is, if we talk about it, he'll be serious about it.
Even if it's private, if we joke around a little, he'll say everything.
Even if it's not about work, if we talk about work, he'll be serious about it.
His kindness is incredible!
I see.
He's been with me the longest since I came to Tokyo.
He's not like a senior to me.
I've seen how Nobu-san used to talk with girls.
Yama-chan!
Nobu used to talk like that with girls.
Hey, you idiot!
It's your wife!
Hey, you idiot!
Don't listen to stupid reports!
What do you mean?!
Everything is perfect!
It's completely different, right?
The way Nobu and Daigo talk with girls.
It's completely different!
It's like a bucket of blood!
American bloodless!
Yoshimura-san hasn't been called yet, right?
No, I didn't expect it.
I thought I'd be called a little earlier.
More than anything,
Shimasa-san hasn't been called yet.
That's right.
After the announcement of the five of them,
half of them have been called.
Who will be able to escape from the zero-vote members who haven't been called?
Next is Shimasa, who has to confess even though he hasn't been called.
There's something.
It looks like it'll help.
It's a bandage.
The third place for Shimasa who wants to date this person is...
Yoshimura-san!
Finally!
The reason for Yoshimura's third place is...
He seems like he would treat you like a princess more than anyone else.
He seems like he would do a lot of surprises for you.
He seems like he would give you a lot of flowers.
When I thought about who else would give me flowers...
I thought that there aren't many people like that.
I feel like I would give you two birthday presents.
Not one.
Show us!
I feel like he would do a lot of productions for you.
He was able to show this in the middle of Tokyo.
Most of the things he doesn't say are from West Arabia.
West Arabia, right?
Even if you say it like that...
When I went there for the first time, Director Nagashima was up there and Eda was below me.
I was like "Doctor!" in that kind of place.
But Shimasa...
He hasn't received any orders from Yoshimura.
I didn't realize it. I didn't think he would like this kind of public display.
It's kind of sharp.
I was wondering if it would be okay for me to take a picture of it.
I want to go on a helicopter right now...
and fly in the sky of Tokyo.
I want to go on a helicopter!
I've never been on a helicopter before.
I want to go on a helicopter!
I've never been on a helicopter before.
I like stories like this one.
That's right!
He came here with that background.
You like it, don't you?
When I first met him, he was drinking champagne in Jersey.
20 years ago...
When I first met him 20 years ago...
He was drinking champagne in Jersey.
Is this really a public display?
Next up...
Shimasa's second choice...
The second person he wants to go out with...
It's Moriyama-san!
Huh?!
That's a lot of names!
This is really hard!
It's not Yoshimura's style!
That's not normal!
Moriyama-san is also Moriyama-san...
There's a bit of a mischievous side of him...
But that's a little different from Yoshimura-san...
He's like a boyish mischievousness...
That's what I think is cute about him.
He's a little selfish...
Saying "this is annoying"...
But in the end, he'll listen to everything you say, right?
Isn't it just the two of you?
I thought you'd definitely choose Shima-san...
We do events together in New York...
So maybe next time...
I'll think of a corner with a lot of interaction...
Like "twister"!
"Twister"!
Can you watch it?
Yes, I'd like to do it.
Now, Shima-san's choice...
The first person he wants to go out with...
His choice is...
Tanaka-san!
I'm sorry, Yamauchi!
Tanaka-san!
You've finally gotten one vote!
And you're in first place!
I'm happy to be in first place!
First of all...
For all the money you've saved up so far...
You're going to use it generously!
That's one of my charms!
I thought you two would have a fun date...
But in Tanaka-san's case...
I don't think it'll be that fun!
A date?
There's no stress at all!
There's no worries!
It's just peaceful!
Isn't it too cruel to be in first place?
Hey!
That won't change the world!
Say it with more anger!
Say it thinking it'll change the world!
It's like "Shinsengumi"!
It's like...
The only thing I could imagine...
When I became a grandpa and grandma...
Was you, Tanaka-san!
- Oh, that much! - Yes, that much!
- You can be pampered for the rest of your life! - You can be pampered for the rest of your life, Tanaka-san!
That's what I thought.
And your appearance, too!
Until now...
Well...
I think you've been called "ugly", but...
From now on, I think you'll become cooler, Tanaka-san!
- Oh, yes! Your age... - From now on, I think you'll become more and more like an Italian!
- And your style is good, too! - Japanese people...
When they become grandpas, they gradually become cute!
I think you'll become really, really cute, too, Daigo-san!
- I think you'll change! - I think you'll change!
- This is great! - You'll change!
- I'm really happy about this! - Me, too!
It's true that nowadays, women don't think about things like grandpas...
So, I'm really happy about this new perspective!
It's something we should think about, right?!
The 7th announcement is...
I'm still calling you zero
"Dian Suta"!
- Yes, hello! - Oh, that's good!
Men's Este.
Are you reading Men's Este?
Come in.
Men's Este.
It's so windy outside.
Men's Este.
Let's go.
The third person Tsuda wants to go out with is...
Tsuda knows it.
Hamaie!
I'm happy!
Hamaie, 3rd place!
Morita, 2nd place.
Yashiki, 3rd place.
I chose Hamaie last time as well.
She is big.
She is small.
She is big.
I want to stretch my back and kiss her.
Close your eyes and do like this.
I want her to hug me tight and kiss me from above.
I'm happy.
You look like your mother.
Do I?
You look like your mother in Siga.
She is riding a jeep.
She is riding a jeep in Siga.
Let me announce the 2nd place of Tsuda.
The 2nd place is...
It's Komiya!
Why?
Komiya and I get along well.
We feel comfortable together.
We communicate well.
Sometimes he comes to my house.
I'm scared of him.
But Komiya comes to me like a little brother.
I want to live with him someday.
Let's live together.
I've said it before.
Where do you live?
I live in Meguro.
I live in Koenji.
Let's live together.
Let's live in Shinjuku.
Let's live together!
I love it!
His first mission is Komiya.
But because Tsuda gave him a mission, he avoided zero expression.
And Yamauchi-san...
I can't join you.
You're right.
And Shiba-san...
Shiba-san is not in it.
But I announced it earlier.
He's not in it.
He doesn't know the rules yet.
He doesn't know the rules.
Let me announce the 1st place.
Tsuda's 1st place is...
Tsuda wants to live with...
Daigo-san!
He knows everything.
They're really close.
He knows and wants to be 1st place.
As a girl, I think it's ridiculous.
I'm really sad.
What kind of words are you using?
I want Daigo-san to make fun of me.
I've known him for a long time.
He's cute.
He makes me want to protect him.
You want to be protected.
I don't have a driver's license.
When I'm driving...
and Daigo-san is sleeping...
I want to fly over him...
and hit him.
Are you crazy?
You just kissed him.
You're hurting me.
You kissed him.
You're covering your lips.
The girls in the studio don't have a license.
You said it yourself.
They make fun of me...
but I'm really cute like a girl.
I'm happy that Tsuda chose me.
I like cooking and I'm good at it.
I sing all the girls' songs.
You sing girls' songs?
I sing in front of Daigo-san all the time.
You're like his girlfriend.
He smiles at Daigo-san.
Have you ever slept with him?
I have.
When I was young...
I picked up a girl.
We went to her house.
There were two girls.
One of them went home.
The one who stayed...
was a guy.
I saw him.
He was with a guy...
and his brother slept with four of them.
What are you talking about?
It's like an illusion.
It's difficult.
You're making fun of me.
Daigo-san...
You're number one again.
What's so funny about this?
A dirty man and a dirty woman...
talking about each other.
What is this show?
Everyone around me is saying...
to stop this show.
Let's call Hyouko Tajima.
She's our representative.
Let's have a meeting.
While Daigo, Moriyama and Hamaie...
are getting popular...
"Imada Shime-sero" is...
here.
You call girls and do karaoke?
You don't have to worry about...
this horrible counterattack.
From now on...
the actors and...
sponsors of this show...
will sponsor this show.
I'm serious!
Why does a raisin bread look like that?
The first-ever comedian Siwa Grand Prix will be held this Friday.
If I were the host, I'd like to date this person.
The announcement will be made tonight!
I'm the glasses host.
You'll be the glasses host?
I'm the glasses host.
Is that okay, Mr. Siwa?
Yes, yes, yes.
That's not right!
That's fine!
Now, the announcement of the comedian.
The third place goes to this person!
The third place of the glasses host comedian is...
Kano Eiko!
I'm happy!
We work in the same agency.
We have been together for a long time.
She has taught me a lot about the entertainment world.
She is kind.
As I said earlier,
I don't think I will cheat or cheat again.
I have a sense of security that I will never do it again.
You had such a hard time.
I was watching you.
The day I announced that I would take a break from the entertainment world,
she called me crying.
I don't like it!
She was passionate about me.
But you didn't choose her, did you?
It's different when you fall in love.
If you support me like that...
We have been together for a long time.
The women I have dated have met me.
Unexpectedly, she looks like this.
When you were eating gyoza together,
you were talking about comedy.
It's okay.
I won't do it again.
What are you talking about?
It's fun.
You were eating gyoza.
You were talking about comedy.
It's not a big deal.
I know.
Have you ever heard of it?
I want to know.
It's okay.
Now you have a girlfriend.
Times have changed.
You were dating her 10 years ago.
Yes, 10 years ago.
Kano-san, you have to say it properly.
You have to say it properly.
10 years ago...
Be quiet!
Don't talk nonsense!
10 years ago,
you were dating Komiya's girlfriend.
You were eating gyoza together.
You were talking about comedy.
Komiya's girlfriend said,
The gyoza is delicious.
You were talking about comedy for a moment.
It's terrible to say hello.
It's none of your business.
I don't want to hear it.
Times have changed.
It's no good. Let's go.
10 years ago,
you were dating Komiya's girlfriend.
Komiya said, "Hey, don't stop me from talking about comedy."
You were angry.
You were eating gyoza together.
It's none of your business.
It's none of my business.
Kano-san, you should have said it.
Then, what's wrong with it?
There is something wrong with it.
There are 3 wrong things.
The lunch doesn't open, so the second place goes to...
Mr. Tanaka!
The second place!
The second place goes to Mr. Tanaka!
The same reason as Ms. Kano.
He doesn't look like a cheater.
And he's a commentator and a biker, so I don't think he would cheat.
I see.
The world is full of people who have a sense of security and feel uncomfortable about cheating.
The world is full of people who feel uncomfortable about cheating.
Even if you say it's gross, it's very good.
Isn't there anything good about it?
I think it's kind of gross.
I don't know if it's gross or not.
I don't know what to say.
Just tell me what you like about it.
I don't know if you imagined a bright date or not.
Is it such a painful part?
I can't say what I don't like about it.
I like it.
Wait a minute, it's too painful to say what you don't like about it.
Are you eating gyoza or not?
I didn't do anything!
Think calmly and eat gyoza.
Is it okay for you to say that?
Don't talk about gyoza.
Tell me what you don't like about it.
The people who had zero votes before have changed.
People change after falling in love.
Isn't it amazing that Morita and Komiya are lowering their votes?
No, no, no.
It's not good to lower your votes.
No, no, no.
It's not fair.
You're lowering your votes a lot.
It's a compromise between compromises.
It's not fair.
It's great.
If you don't vote for people like him, you'll never vote for him again.
You should value people like him who lower their votes.
The first place that Komiya chose is...
Nobu!
It's Komiya!
It's Nobu!
Nobu is also the third person to choose.
All of you chose first place!
I'm happy! All of you chose first place!
Like everyone said,
I won't cheat on anyone.
Like 3 or 4 years ago,
I said I wouldn't do it.
Like 3 or 4 years ago,
I said I wouldn't do it.
If I did it, it would be over.
I can't cheat on anyone.
Like a small shop in rural area...
That's it.
What are you saying?
What's wrong with a small shop in rural area?
It's no use!
You should do it in advance.
Like everyone before watching TV.
It's not impossible.
It's decided that it's popular.
So you do it in advance?
I do it at shop.
But if you put it there, it's a disgrace.
How much did you get?
It's crazy!
No, no, no!
It can't be that much!
Six years ago!
Not six! It has to be twelve!
Yamada-san! The store is fine, right?
Aren't you going to Osaka Land and Geography Club?
Shut up! Shut up!
Stop it, please!
So, normally...
That doesn't seem like it.
Yes, yes.
And there's a future line, too.
I see.
It's really funny.
Why don't you all stop doing that?
No, no.
Everyone tends to have one episode.
It's not like that.
We don't need that episode.
Unfortunately, Tsuda-san...
Komiya-san didn't call you by your name.
T-today...
Is this really nothing?
Tsuda didn't call you by your name.
By the way, I'm in 4th place.
Oh, no!
4th place!
Oh, no!
That's too bad.
I'm good at laughing, so I like it.
Komiya!
It's true.
You're the last and the latest!
It's you!
It's definitely you!
It was so awesome when you guys started!
No, it's sure about you.
That's too bad!
You're the worst!
It's about that.
Let's go together!
That's too fast!
That's the way!
Let's go together!
Whatever it is, let's go together!
It's your personality.
That's true and that's not!
That's true and not!
One more
Pay attention
Kano, Yamauchi and Komiya choose Nobu
Who is she?
She is Hara-chan from "Universe"
You look like her
Who is Nobu's third choice?
Will Kano, Yamauchi and Komiya be chosen?
It's Ina-chan!
I'm so happy!
Ina-chan is so kind and she has such a cool personality
When she was hanging out with everyone...
She wasn't so excited
She said some really cool things
When Ina-chan and Nobu were talking about work
Nobu-san said "Are you happy recently?"
She didn't say that in the past
I said "Why?" and she said "I know you're busy"
But you don't look happy recently
So I want you to look happier
So you can do whatever you like
At the time, her face looked like Ryuhei Matsuda's
Ryuhei!
Ryuhei's face!
It's echoing
She was talking about money
I don't want to hear it!
She was talking about 50,000 yen
I don't like that
50,000 yen for that, Nobu-san?
50,000 yen is not enough for Yoshimoto
The second place is...
chosen by Susuiten Robo is...
Tanaka-kun!
Wow! You're here today!
Yamauchi, you shouldn't stare at me like that.
Why are you staring at me like that?
I don't know why I'm here.
You're very friendly and...
I feel like you'll love me forever, Tanaka-kun.
I try my best in everything I do.
I've been working with you for about 20 years.
But you've never let me down.
Even when I'm hosting a show...
you always treat me like a good boy.
You look like Abe Hiroshi in those days.
You look like Dragon Sakura.
Did you ride a motorcycle?
Let me announce it.
Robo is in first place.
Yamauchi, Komiya and everyone else...
were choosing Robo.
You want to know their names, right?
I do.
Will Susuiten Robo be chosen?
It's Yoshimura!
Yes!
Yoshimura!
Wow!
What a shame!
What's wrong?
Yoshimura
seems like he knows a lot of games
and seems like he'll let you have fun
and it seems like you'll go on a date
and recently
Yoshimura has been
thinking about other people
and it seems like
you'll look around you and have fun
and it seems like you'll think about
other people
so when you have a boyfriend
you'll take good care of him
I'm happy about this
I was
4th place
Oh, you didn't say his name
I didn't say his name
I didn't think about it when we got married
I was 1st place when we got married!
I want to tell you a lot of things!
So you wanted to be called by his name, right?
I really wanted to be called by his name
Yoshimura
I'm sorry
I'm 1st place
Of course you didn't get chosen
of course you didn't get chosen
but when you chose 3rd place
you thought you could see
Yoshimura
I'm disappointed
Yoshimura is not bad
I think he's better than you
Kano-san and Komiya-kun
I hope you say it in that line
In the end, you are here
No, no, no
You chose this place to show yourself better
You chose 3rd place to raise your rating
Is it different?
If it's like that, I'll say this
In "Number"'s "Big Echo"
they called girls and did karaoke
If it's like that, we don't need to cover it
You said it's different competition
You played around with Yamauchi, didn't you?
I didn't. I just sang in karaoke.
Your anger is starting to show.
I'm really angry.
Why didn't Yamauchi come in?
Of course, Yamauchi is the longest-serving member.
He's honest and doesn't play around with girls.
He's serious about his job and has talent.
But...
He could come in.
He couldn't kiss her.
What?
I know. That's important.
It might be important.
I could only kiss you.
Ina-chan and Tanaka-kun always make me happy.
And...
My eyes were wide open.
Your eyes were wide open?
I couldn't close my eyes for a long time.
You couldn't close your eyes?
Even if you came closer...
I couldn't kiss you.
You should be exposed more.
He couldn't kiss her.
There are five people left.
Moriyama, Hamaie, Nobu, Kano, Masaka and Tanaka are also popular.
What will happen next?
Morita, Nobu and Ina-chan.
You're cool.
I want you to put this next to you.
It's a down jacket.
Take a clip of it.
The third place is...
Will Morita change his mind?
It's Daigo!
You again!
As an entertainer and as a man, there are many cool things about you.
I also imagined you like that for one night only.
You show kindness only at that time and make me want to see you again.
Most of all, you are sexy.
In the opening, you wore Tsuda's shirt.
You said "Did you make the shirt with underwear?"
It was cool, but after that...
Do you remember?
In a small voice, you said "Take it off, underwear".
Did you make the shirt with underwear?
"Take it off, underwear".
In the interview, you said "If you stay like that for a long time, you will catch a cold".
You are kind.
Thank you.
Did you make the shirt with underwear?
"If you stay like that for a long time, you will catch a cold".
Did you make the shirt with underwear?
Daigo is the sixth one.
Ina-chan is the second one.
The next one is...
Moriyama!
You are popular.
Moriyama is the fifth one.
We were in the same theater, so we watched it together.
He always tries to make it funny.
And he always makes it funny.
But on the other hand, he has a weak point.
When we were recording, he said "I couldn't do it well".
When I'm depressed, I try to talk to him.
But for some reason, I feel bored.
That's cute, too.
That's not good.
It's just rude.
Do you feel tickled by that from a girl's point of view?
Yes, I think it's cute.
And I thought we would get a lot of votes.
To be honest, Moriyama.
But I liked you the most in the beginning.
More than anyone else.
But it's okay.
I thought you were popular.
I've always liked you, Moriyama.
It's okay.
He said it with a first-class tension.
But I'm happy.
I think you're really wonderful.
Ina-chan's first place is...
Who do you want to go out with the most?
Yoshimura-san!
You got it!
It's started, Yoshimura-san!
It's started!
It's not easy to work with such a person.
But I remember that he was really cool.
Just by looking at the script, I was worried about the recording.
Everyone was worried about it.
I didn't know what to do.
Just before it started, Yoshimura-san said, "We have no choice but to do it! Let's do our best!"
He encouraged us all.
We had a lot of fun together.
I'm sure the applause show will be more interesting.
Applause show?
Even if we don't have an applause show, if Yoshimura- san goes out with us...
I think he will do it.
I don't know what kind of face he will make if he gets first place.
It's better to get zero votes than to get first place.
I'm bored.
I'm bored all the time.
It's a shock for Morita and Inacchan.
It's exactly the same as when Yamauchi-san attacked Nobu-san.
Yoshimura-san said, "Come down here!"
I came down!
You can't come down!
You can't say such a thing!
It's like you want to like someone who doesn't look good.
It's like you want to affirm yourself by loving me.
To be honest, I didn't count that as one vote.
It was a shock.
The last four people.
Next is Tanaka, who got three votes.
It's like you want to like someone who doesn't look good.
The third place for Tanaka, who doesn't like dishonest men, is...
Yoshimura!
Wow!
He's here!
When we were filming in Hiroshima,
we already had a lunch box,
but Yoshimura said,
"If you come to Hiroshima,
there must be something you want to eat."
So we said, "Anago-meshi!"
I want to eat what I want to eat in my hometown and go home.
So we bought our own,
and we bought everyone's portion and gave it away.
It's like...
you're on a journey and you're trying to enjoy it.
It's good, right?
It's like you're on a journey,
and we went skiing together once, too.
Yes, we went skiing and I was
playing with a Borgen,
and he was really good at Hokkaido dialect.
Sha-sha-sha-sha-sha!
"Are you okay?" "I'm glad you're okay!"
(laughs)
That's so cool!
It was great!
I thought I wouldn't be chosen,
and I hated people like me.
It didn't turn out to be a win-win situation.
Next, what did Tanaka choose as his cause of death?
My cause of death is my mansion!
I'm so happy!
My mansion's face is so cute!
I think my face is the cutest!
I'm so happy!
My face is so round and a little chubby!
My lips are also chubby!
I'm so happy!
You're so cute!
I feel like I want to do that!
I'm so happy!
I feel like I want to do that!
I want to do that?
I want to do that!
I want to find out what you're unhappy about!
I'm worried about that too!
It's only once in a blue moon!
I'm not a fan of that!
Don't say things like that!
By the way, how high is "Yashiki" ranked above "Tanaka"?
I think it's one level higher than "Saikai".
That's enough! You chose "Daigo" as second place, didn't you?
He's no good!
He's a worst-case scenario human being!
If you choose "Daigo", don't ruin everything!
Don't ever drink with "Daigo"!
If you're with us.
Now, this is "Tanaka"'s first announcement.
"Shimata" chose "Tanaka".
Tomiya
Nobu
Now, will "Tanaka" call "Shimata"?
Here we go!
First place is...
Will "Tanaka" call "Shimata"?
"Shimata" chose "Tanaka".
Tomiya
Nobu
Now, will "Tanaka" call "Shimata"?
Here we go!
First place is...
Will "Tanaka" call "Shimata"?
It's Hanai!
I'm so happy!
It's been a while!
I'm so happy!
When I'm on a morning show...
I can take off my coat with girls, right?
No, no, no!
My husband wants me to get up early and say "good morning"
You want to take off your coat?
Of course I'll take it off!
It's like that after all!
Also, I'm tall so...
We're the same height and we're 188cm apart...
So I can stand up straight and say "buaah"
What is that?
I can stand up straight and say "buaah"
Isn't Kisu's expression weird?
buaah
It's not "buaah", it's "tension"
I've said a lot of things, but I don't know why...
It's not your fault!
You'll like me sooner or later!
No, no, no!
You'll never like me!
Don't ever show me on TV!
If you say that, I'll eat you up!
Tomorrow, in front of TV Asahi...
Don't ever show me on TV Asahi!
Seriously!
What are you going to do about it?
You're so sweet, number one!
I'm so happy!
Even if you saw me ten steps ahead of you...
I'm happy you're number one!
You're number one!
I didn't expect it!
I'm...
You're completely defeated!
Completely defeated!
To Tanaka-kun, and Yoshimura, and Ina-chan...
That's right, you're number one and you're receiving so much...
You're not used to it, are you?
I'm sorry!
I think I can kiss Yamauchi right now!
No, you can't!
I don't like Yamauchi!
I'm sorry!
Yamauchi!
Yamauchi, I'm sorry!
I can't do it anymore!
What's wrong with you?
I don't like you!
What's wrong with you, Yamauchi?
I hate you!
Zombie Police!
A long time ago, on Halloween...
Zombie Police picked me up at Shinsaibashi!
You idiot!
Zombie Police!
Zombie Police picked me up!
Why?
Why did you bring Zombie Police with you?
I wanted to drink it!
I wanted to drink it with Zombie Police!
Here are the three popular people who have earned their names!
First, Yashiki, Yoshimura, Yamauchi, Shimasa, Ina-chan...
The love wagon is already full of people!
Here you go!
I'm sure you're the one who's stealing people's names!
Why do you keep stealing people's names?
The third place chosen by the popular people is...
Mr. Tanaka!
I'm glad you didn't choose me.
I didn't choose you.
It's hard to choose.
Mr. Tanaka, you are cool as an older brother.
You have tolerance.
It's my first time to hear that.
That's right.
This year, you will be active in Tokyo.
When we were planning to have you pick up in a certain program,
I was panicking and sweating a lot.
But, sometimes, when I said something and you took it,
you didn't tell anyone about it.
You just did it for me.
Since then, I've been your fan.
At first, I was really panicking.
When I got into one thing at a time,
you told me to do it like this.
You told me to do it like that?
Yes, you did it a lot.
In Tokyo, you do a lot of little things.
I was happy when you did it like this.
You are a nice coach.
I was attracted by your advice.
You are popular, Mr. Tanaka.
I'm happy.
You have a lot of it.
You started showing it all.
You are wearing a wig.
Wow!
What is it?
This is Prime Minister Suga's wig.
Prime Minister Suga's wig.
Wait a minute.
Thank you for your hard work.
Prime Minister Suga's wig.
It's hard, isn't it?
Let's continue.
In Moriyama's second place...
Following Prime Minister Suga, the one chosen is...
Shimasa.
Shimasa!
I got in!
You are popular.
I did it.
It's my first time.
I got in for the first time.
I did it.
To be honest, I had high expectations for you.
I came in second place, too.
I was about to die, but I came back to life.
You're happy to do this with all your might. It's so cute.
You don't have a mother's personality, but you're tickled by it.
But you say something to me when we're in the dressing room.
You're so cute.
You're so cute that I want to tell you.
You say something to me.
Even if you don't have anything to say, I'll tell you that you're cute.
You're so cute that you want to tell me, right?
But there's someone higher up than you.
Who is it?
This is Moriyama, who I want to go out with you the most.
Can you help me?
It's Mr. Daigo!
Wow, from seven people!
You're number one!
You're so popular you're getting jealous, aren't you?
You're starting to get jealous!
No, I'm really grateful for you, but...
When we were going home in a taxi together...
I was talking about a certain job and you gave me some advice...
But in the middle of you talking about it, I got to where you got off, Mr. Daigo.
At that moment, you told me that you wanted me to continue...
And you touched my thighs and got me off.
Ever since then, I've always wanted to be this person's woman.
And unlike you all, I don't want to be number one or be played with.
Not just for one night or being cheated on...
I just want you to look at me, Mr. Daigo.
If it's for this reason, you're fine with it, right?
It's fine, but can you do it?
I don't think you can do it, but...
I can do it!
You can't do it!
I can!
Can you not show it on TV?
Please kill me tomorrow, Mr. Daigo!
It's fine! I won't say anything!
Moriyama's number one is Daigo.
I'm happy for you, Mr. Moriyama!
Therefore, Yashiki Yoshimura, Ina Yamauchi, you're disqualified.
On the other hand, Tsuda, Yamauchi, and Morita are out of the "zero vote survival" category.
There are only two people left to announce.
The first one to win four votes is...
Will a happy couple be born out of this?
Time.
Time!
Time and sword!
Time!
You're really strong!
Your clothes are made of time!
You're amazing!
Your clothes are made of time!
Let's move on.
The first one to go home is...
I want a mama.
The one who will be called is...
Komiya-kun!
Who did you choose?
Komiya-san, why?
I have nothing to say about Komiya-kun's work.
He is very funny and he is always doing something no matter where he is.
Of course, I don't have any worries about his future economic and work aspects.
But, can you see his slender body?
He is very cute!
His slender body is very cute.
I want to hug him and drink with him.
You want to drink with him?
I want to hug him from behind and drink with him.
That's weird, isn't it?
Do girls hug you from behind?
I have a big body.
As a girl, I want to hug him and love him.
Last time, you got zero votes for Komiya-kun.
I got two votes for him.
When people change, they change.
That's right.
Even if people change, it doesn't mean that they haven't changed yet.
It doesn't mean that they haven't given up yet.
It doesn't mean that anyone can change.
The second person to be called is...
The one who will be called is...
Mr. Daigo!
Wow, he's strong!
How many people are there, Daigo?
Eight people!
You're amazing!
He's really cute!
When he smiles, his eyes wrinkle...
His face when he's laughing is really cute!
Everyone thinks he's just playing around, but...
He's just playing around!
Doesn't he look like he's just playing around?
He's just playing around!
He's just playing around, but...
He's really kind!
He's really kind, so...
Rather than going out with him properly...
I'd like to go out with him while playing around with each other!
You're okay with that kind of relationship, right?
I'm okay with that!
I'd like to be free with myself, and you'd like to be free with yourself, too!
That kind of relationship sounds like a lot of fun!
It's okay if you have that kind of relationship, right?
I think it's okay if you have that kind of relationship at all!
There are groups that don't approve of that kind of relationship!
But if you like that moment, then it's okay!
There's no problem with that!
He's starting to get irritated!
Just one! Just one person!
No matter what you say, a man who doesn't come will be born!
You can't be fooled by that corner of his eye!
There are a lot of girls like that, and we're crying!
We're crying!
I'm serious!
I can't go on like this!
Here's our first announcement!
The most popular person Hamaie wants to go out with the most is...
Tanaka-san!
Wow!
They chose each other as first place and second place.
First place and second place.
I'm embarrassed.
I'm really embarrassed.
You said many things just before.
I'm really embarrassed.
I'm nervous.
I'm nervous, too.
Wow!
I think it will be exciting for them to choose each other as second place and second place.
But first place is embarrassing.
It's embarrassing.
Second place, second place.
Look at his face.
Why is Tanaka first place?
Many women say that I'm unpleasant.
But I'm funny and I'm good at my job.
I look really cool.
My face looks really cool.
My hair looks thick, too.
No, it's not like that.
I look like a man.
I know.
They chose each other as first place and second place.
I want to be first place and second place.
Morita, Tsuda, and Ren were in the house in front of them.
There is only one announcement left.
Will three people with zero votes still get votes?
The last announcement is from eight people with more than half votes.
It's the most popular song.
Who will fall in love with a super hot guy?
I love you.
You look like a nice woman.
Here is the announcement of third place.
The chosen one is...
...Tanaka!
What?! Why?!
Why?! Why?! Why?!
I was shocked!
He said a lot of bad things!
What kind of feeling is this?!
It's the first feeling since I was born!
We fought a lot!
But you said it so many times!
You said you weren't the kind of person who would say such things on TV!
It was awful!
Don't be fooled, Tanaka-san!
So this is Daigo Magic!
I'm starting to like it!
Tanaka-san said something like "what is it?!"
But I also...
...don't like cheating!
I'm a man!
If you were to choose...
If I were a girl, of course!
After all...
I've spent my life as Daigo...
...and now I'm a girl, right?
So I don't need anything like me!
I want to date a man...
...who I've never met before!
When that happens...
Tanaka-san will be the most nervous...
...and say "let's go to the aquarium tomorrow!"
He doesn't seem used to it!
In this situation...
I think only Tanaka-san will confess and then have sex with me!
I haven't done it before!
Ino-chan!
When I said "I like you" earlier...
You did say it!
Am I not boring?
Am I not a boring man?
I'm getting anxious!
I think what Tanaka normally does...
...is what makes me happy!
Wow! That's amazing!
That's crazy!
Don't be fooled by that crazy man!
I want to spend a life I don't know!
I see!
So, you will be touched by Tanaka-san!
But, that's Tanaka-san too, right?
That's fine, right?
I want to follow Tanaka!
Now, let's go on to the second place announcement!
The second place is...
Will zero prize winners get prize money?
Hamaie!
Wow!
Since you placed fifth and second...
...you won a little prize money!
Thank you very much!
But, this is complicated, isn't it?
You won Tanaka-san and a little prize money...
but Tanaka was being tortured, but here they are in second place.
Triangle relationship.
You said it's fine like that, right?
Yes, it's fine, but it's fine for me to be like that,
but it's a different story for Tanaka-san to fly over there.
I see, I see.
It wasn't like that.
That's right.
He's a little angry now, isn't he?
Even though he hated it so much.
Why is second place Hamai?
No, Hamai...
After all, he's cool.
Yes.
As a man.
If it's a girl,
it's better for her to be a cunning man.
No matter what happens, she'll probably protect you.
And also, her cuteness.
There's a gap between her strength and her cuteness.
This guy will never cheat on you.
He plays with girls a lot,
but when he has a girlfriend or gets married,
he stops right away.
I see.
I really want to see that.
You want to see it!
You're saying you're not like that!
You're stupid!
I think I have to protect Daigo-san.
Once, in Osaka,
Daigo-san got involved with someone bigger than me.
At that time, Daigo-san also went to that big guy to protect us,
but Tsuda-san, who was with him at that time,
told Daigo-san, "Don't fight!" and tackled him a little,
and Daigo-san was about three meters tall.
He was really weak!
He was weaker than Tsuda-san, but Daigo-san forgave him.
"If you're angry, it's fine," he said.
At that time, Daigo-san said to Daigo-san, "Don't fight!"
He was like this.
I thought that if I went out, he would save me.
But he said, "Now, brother, please do it."
He was such a fool.
In any case, Tsuda's tackle was amazing.
It was a grateful tackle.
Brother, let's get out of here early!
Tsuda is in first place, isn't he?
Yes, he is.
That's right.
Now, Daigo's first place announcement.
Tsuda, Morita, Yamauchi aren't here yet.
There is still a possibility.
We don't know yet.
Now, Daigo's first place announcement.
The last vote is...
Now, Daigo's first place announcement.
Daigo's first place announcement.
Who will get the last vote?!
Nobu!
Don't do it!
No way!
Love is heavy!
No matter how you think about it, it's Nobu!
If you make a man out of me like this, it's gotta be Nobu!
It's just one-sided love, you know?
Yeah, but it doesn't matter.
That's what Nobu thought!
What's with you?!
Nobu won't turn to me.
I'll have to chase him for the rest of my life.
What's with you?!
And on top of that...
Nobu doesn't make girls sad.
He finds a lot of hobbies for girls.
Like every month.
There's no way a guy like that would get bored.
He starts playing drums all of a sudden.
He suddenly falls in love with an idol.
He does all kinds of things.
Is he playing golf now?
It's fun to be with a guy like that.
What about you, Nobu?
Of course I thought about Daigo.
I knew he was a good guy for some reason.
But my date...
...was a couple seat at a pachinko shop!
That's great!
It's not a seat that's comfortable for you to sit in.
That's it!
It's fine if you know that, Nobu.
I know that, too.
And...
...my penis is a little flat.
What's with you?!
Are you trying to embarrass me?!
It's a little flat!
Flat is the worst!
It's a little flat!
Is it small?
It's not big or small or thin or long.
It's flat!
What?!
You have a problem with that?!
No, I'm fine!
You have a problem with that?!
It's a little complicated, but...
...you can see the difference between...
...the big difference and the small difference.
And now, let's vote for the worst one out of the three participants!
Please stand up for a moment.
What is this?
It's small!
Everyone is small!
Stand up!
Now, I would like to choose the worst one out of the three participants who are thought to never date this person.
Is this a bad decision?
From the last episode, you two have had zero votes.
Komiya-san has graduated.
That's right.
I'm doing an erotic program with him.
What program is it?
Katsukocchi TV.
I'm doing it on WMC.
Now, Yamauchi-san.
If it's one of them, I have to win.
But this time...
I'm good at it, aren't I?
You're not good at it!
What if it's one of them?
There are three gardeners.
If you get it, you win.
Now, let's vote for the worst one out of the three participants who are thought to never date this person.
It means you don't like this person at all.
Yes.
It means you don't like this person at all.
First, Yoshimura.
Say it properly!
Yoshimura doesn't want to date...
Tsuda!
What are you doing?!
I'm sorry.
My face is ugly.
Next, Shimasa.
He doesn't want to date...
Remember this!
I'm scared! I'm scared!
Remember that I voted for you!
I'm scared! I'm scared!
That's the reason!
Komiya!
My hands are numb!
Komiya's announcement!
Morita!
Don't be so hard on me!
Do it! Do it!
Don't be so hard on me!
It's not like you're dating or something!
I can do it! I can do it!
You can do it?
Sorry! Sorry!
Now!
Next, Ina-chan!
Ina-chan, who you don't think you can date...
Morita!
Oh, you like me!
No, you're wrong!
I really like you!
I like you!
I don't like you!
Yashiki!
Yashiki, who you don't think you can date...
Yamauchi!
You're a duo, aren't you?
I was ranked high among you three.
You're a duo, aren't you?
Daigo!
Yes.
Daigo is...
I'm really sorry.
I made a mistake.
I see.
It was a mistake, wasn't it?
No, it wasn't.
Then...
It's Tsuda.
What?
It's Tsuda.
Yutaro!
I heard you!
You heard me?
You don't have ears, do you?
I liked you so much...
Scary! Scary!
You're a ghost!
Scary!
You're the worst!
It's all you, Yutaro!
Wait! Wait!
You're the worst!
I'll send you only Friday's address.
Friday's and Carpoon's addresses!
I don't know yet!
I'll go to you directly!
I'll write!
You'll write!
I'll write!
Friday!
I'll write an article!
I'll send it to Kami!
You'll write it yourself?!
As a junior comedian, Tsuda...
I'll make my lighter debut!
Wait!
I'll make my lighter debut!
You can do it!
Thank you!
At least call me!
I'll make my lighter debut!
It'll sell well!
You'll write "Tsuda" at the end, won't you?
I'll win!
Diamond!
Diamond! Tsuda!
All three of you are unanimous with two votes.
Next, Kano!
Kano chose...
Morita!
As a love!
If you go like this, it's the same!
Moriyama!
Moriyama chose...
Yamauchi!
That's fine, right?
Yes, yes, yes.
That's fine, right?
That's scary.
Scary.
Hamaie chose...
Morita!
I chose him!
I'm sorry.
I'm telling you to stick out your body!
After hearing that...
I'm telling you to stick out your body!
I don't like that kind of guy.
Nobu!
Yes!
Nobu chose...
Yamauchi!
Hey!
Hey, look at me!
He's like the best disciple.
Hey!
Look at me, you!
What are you doing?
Here I go!
Can you write it yourself?
No, no, no!
I'll do it, too!
Can you write it yourself?
I'll do it, too!
If you say that, I'll have all of them!
I'll do it!
I really like gossip.
Tsuda doesn't have any at this stage.
Thank you!
Yamauchi or Morita?
The last one is...
Tanaka's vote.
Who do you think you don't want to date?
This program is brought to you by...
...the sponsorship of...
...Key & G.
The last one is...
...Tanaka's vote.
It's Tanaka's vote, isn't it?
It's like God's vote.
Wow, it's decided!
Who will get Tanaka's vote?
Who do you think you don't want to date?
Morita
Yes!
Ozen!
Yes!
Nirenpa!
Nirenpa is born!
Morita-san!
No, no, no!
Wait, wait, wait!
Last time we met again!
We met again, so I thought you wouldn't call me again!
You called me, so I thought it would be different this time!
That's why you came!
You've been doing that all along!
Right?!
Ronan, you've been playing the tendo all along!
It's an instrument!
You didn't know what would happen in the beginning, so you called me!
You've been doing the same thing all along!
What would happen if it was an instrument?
I thought it would change if people changed!
But it doesn't change magnificently!
No, I've been thinking about it for a while, but what's so funny about this?!
What's so funny about this?!
That you want to date!
What's so funny about this?!
You were having fun choosing, weren't you?!
The three of you were waiting for votes, and I promised Yamauchi-san that if we did it again, we'd put in one vote at a time!
Is that why you were able to do it?!
If we did it, this place would collapse!
I've never heard such rumors!
Today at midnight, Enigma B Shibuya's exclusive hot female hidden camera!
I feel like I'm about to laugh my head off.
The woman who doesn't want to be friends with is worst woman!
"You're different when you're excited," she said as if she were an actress.