AISubs v3.6
These days, among entertainment that is talked about on the internet and social media...
You don't watch it on the internet, do you?
In spite of that era, all-stars that aren't talked about are disbanded!
Are you going to talk about me in "Gisouka"?
Managers who want to be talked about provide new content and aim for a sudden revival!
That's amazing!
I'm in!
What? What? What?
What? You have it?
Yes!
At last, Artsy is trapped!
Did you find me?!
Family Fantasy Funky's F~
Fire...
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Friday night is "Ariyoshi Quiz Girl"!
A performance artist appears in the morning!
Wow!
Why are you here?
Choshu Tobuzo Time Shock 2
"Ariyoshi Tears" airs Friday night at 8 p.m.
We haven't told you about our project yet.
But looking at you guys, it looks like a luxurious project has started.
You are all popular people.
You are mean!
You only watch things you haven't watched recently.
You are mean!
You are not mean!
Today's project is...
"All-star that doesn't become a hot topic"!
Get out of here!
All-star!
You are so mean!
You are beating me up!
It doesn't change to "all-star".
Get out of here!
You don't watch it on the internet news.
Get out of here!
I don't watch it!
Even though we are in an era where we can make a hot topic right away with the trend of the internet news and social media,
we gathered people who don't become a hot topic.
With the cooperation of our managers, we will make a hot topic with a new topic.
I see.
I feel like I watch "Ozawa" or something like that.
I haven't watched it myself either.
You don't watch "Ozawa", do you?
You don't watch it, do you?
Suzuki Nana hasn't watched it since the world economy.
Stop it!
I heard that the world economy is slow.
But I feel like it's decreasing.
I feel like it's decreasing.
Just like that, we don't have any interest in it.
You are mean!
It's hard not to become a hot topic, but it's hard to become a hot topic.
You can be promoted by a little thing.
Just by doing housework at home, you can grow leaves at home and be promoted on the Internet.
That's a talent, you know?
Yes, yes, yes.
That's a talent, you know?
Just by a little thing.
Even if we actually grow marifana, we may not be promoted.
That's a good idea.
Seriously.
This time, they will announce new topics that they received from their managers.
First, Speed Wagon Ozawa.
Ozawa.
First, they will introduce new topics that they received from their managers, but they didn't become a hot topic.
They didn't become a hot topic, but they didn't become a hot topic.
They are doing it because they don't want to become a hot topic.
We don't mean it like that!
I'm sure you think so.
They received it from their manager, Horiprocom Nishishimamoto.
Ozawa.
Actually, he has been blonde for two years, but he is not recognized by the world.
He posts photos on social media, but...
These photos.
But people often ask me, "When did you change your hair color?"
In order to increase recognition in the world, he re- took photos of himself with blonde hair.
Oh, I see.
These are the photos he re-took.
They didn't become a hot topic at all.
You like these photos a lot, don't you?
Yes, I do.
These are his re-taken photos.
Please take a lot of photos of yourself.
These days, people like Non-chan and Koyabu have become a hot topic because of their blonde hair.
I see.
I think it's natural.
I think so, too.
But I'm sure you don't feel like you're not recognized because of your blonde hair, do you?
I feel like I want people to say, "You're pretty good-looking."
Ozawa, you've changed, haven't you?
Mr. Ozawa said, "If you don't mind, I'd like you to provide us with some data that could be a hot topic."
I'd love to.
Here we go.
About six months ago, he bought a new open car MINI COOPER.
His car is a flashy color called "Caribbean Aqua."
I want to go to the beach in a blue car.
He tweeted, "I want to go to the beach in a blue car."
If you put up a report or a picture of your car, it will become a hot topic, won't it?
I like it.
What do you think?
It will become a hot topic.
A flashy car like that will become a hot topic right away.
Can I say something?
I don't like how Jun's car looks like.
You're being cursed at.
If you touch that car, you'll be cursed at.
But you didn't put up a picture of your car because it smelled like it.
You didn't put up a picture of your car because it smelled like it.
I waited for you and...
It's not now.
- It's not now. - I wanted to offend you only when my fever got high.
It's been a while since I came out, but I remembered.
You cry, too.
Why?
- He didn't cry. - You cry while coming out.
At least do that!
Let's get a picture.
This is a picture of a new car that Ozawa bought.
- It's cute. - It's cute.
A cheerful old lady.
- An English cheerful old lady. - It's true.
- It's fashionable. - It's fashionable.
- She's going shopping alone. - It's fashionable.
- I told you I've been waiting for you.
You totally surprised me.
It wasn't like this.
It's like an actress riding a car all the time.
- It's like a one-car race. - If it's been 30 years...
- If you change the engine... - If you ride it for 30 years...
If it's been 30 years, I'll really be an old man.
- No, you'll be an old lady. - I'll be an old lady.
- You'll be an old lady. - I'll be an old lady.
- If you become an old lady, it'll be very fashionable.
I'll be fashionable in 30 years.
- I'll be an old lady. - The manager really wants you to be a hot topic.
If you're not good at it, he'll say, "We have this part."
He's confident about it.
In fact, the manager is confident about it.
Anyway, it's a troublesome job,
but during the self-restraint period, she got into making miso from one.
- She's an old lady. - She's an old lady.
It's pretty rare for an old lady to get into making miso.
It's surprising. She's an old lady in England,
- but she's making miso? - Yes.
- But she's making miso. - She's really making miso.
- Did you release it? - No, I haven't released it yet.
I know an entertainer who makes miso.
It's going to be a battle.
- Should you release it earlier? - You should release it now.
Let's make miso with a mini-cooper.
- With a slide. - With a slide.
It's a little humid, so you should put it in a cold place.
You should put it in a mini-trunk.
- That's good. - That's a good idea.
It's a miso made by an old lady in England in a trunk.
- That sounds good. - I want to eat it.
It's a miso made by an old lady in England in a mini-cooper.
- It's a product. - I've never seen it.
- It's going to be a hot topic. - It's going to be a hot topic.
- I'm curious about it. - Please release it.
It's a product name.
Next, Nishi's difference.
- Yes. - I'm scared.
An ideal idol is...
An idol who is working hard.
Two years ago, she was an ex-a.k.a.b.
She used to talk and react in a flashy way.
Recently, she doesn't work as much and is not a hot topic. She is 22 years old.
We will introduce an episode that wasn't a hot topic even though she got it from her manager.
An ideal idol is...
She got it from Twin Planet's Autumn Manager.
Last year, during her self-restraint period, she got a job as a food and lifestyle advisor.
She reported that she was studying hard and passing her exams on social media.
But, she didn't even take a picture of it.
This is the picture she posted on social media.
- She took it. - She really took it.
- She really took it.
- How well did you do? - Yes, yes.
Actually, I took both the second and third grades.
But, 70% of me passed the third grade.
20% of me passed the second grade.
I only took the third grade.
You say that you didn't become a hot topic because you didn't take the second grade.
- But, you became a hot topic even in the third grade. - That's right.
- Because you do commercials, right? - Yes, I do.
I didn't know about it at all.
You shift the main line of conversation, don't you?
- You shifted it. - It's tough.
You captured it with a machine.
- I studied really hard. - You worked hard.
What did you think about not becoming a hot topic?
- You posted this picture to become a hot topic, didn't you? - Yes, I did.
You thought you would post this picture to the internet news, didn't you?
- Yes, I did. - But, you didn't post it at all.
- I want to know how you felt at that time. - I wanted to make a commercial.
No, you were embarrassed, weren't you?
- I'm scared. - You shifted it.
You can't make a commercial all of a sudden.
You said, "I'm glad you said that."
But, I heard that you didn't become a hot topic by posting it on social media.
- There's more. - Nishino seems to be good at cooking and posts it on Instagram.
But, you didn't become a hot topic at all.
- It looks fancy. - It looks good.
- It looks clean.
- It looks like you can make this kind of food. - Yes.
I've never done any cooking work.
- I see. - Not at all.
- Not at all.
- Not even for coverage? - Not for coverage.
- Not at all. - Not for cooking.
- Do you know why? - Yes, analyze it.
- Maybe you used a cheap plate. - No, it's because it's not popular.
- I'm scared. - I'm scared.
- Why are you scared? - Because you're in the order.
I do what you two are saying.
I have my vision taken, I have my hair dyed, I have everything done.
- I'm scared. - I'm scared.
- Everything is up to you.
By the way, we got a new topic from our manager.
- What is it? - I heard about it.
- I thought it was the same. - What is it?
Nishino has two younger brothers.
One of them went to college.
Nishino paid his brother's tuition fee of 1 million yen.
- That's great! - As a manager,
I'm 100% confident that I can provide this topic.
- That's great! - I'm happy!
- That's great! - That's great!
- This kind of good news is easy to get on the internet. - Will it be on the internet?
- How old is Nishino now? - He's 22 years old.
- He paid his 18-year-old brother's tuition fee at 22 years old. - Yes, he did.
If there is such a topic,
- can't you make it popular? - It's difficult.
- How can you do it? - You can't do it yourself.
- You can't do it yourself,
- so you use another person's topic and make it popular. - No, no, no!
- You can't do it yourself. - You can't do it yourself,
- so you use another person's topic and make it popular. - No, no, no!
- You can't do it yourself. - I'm happy.
- Is there a way to praise yourself like this? - There is a good way.
- That's good. - That's a good way.
- That's right.
- If you didn't say it yourself, your manager would say it. - That's a good way.
- I'm glad you didn't say it yourself. - If you watch this show,
- it may be on the internet. - That's good.
- Miso is... - Miso is...
I like that kind of thing!
I don't have it, but I like it!
- Can you make a dish with miso? - Miso?
- Can you make a dish with miso? - Can you make a dish with miso?
- You can make miso soup with old woman's miso. - Old woman's miso...
Next is Shinagawa Shoji Shinagawa.
- Here... - Me...
- No, I don't have it.
- From your manager's point of view, - I think it will be a topic, but I don't think it will be a topic.
- I would like to introduce you from that point of view. - Is there such a thing?
- I received it from the manager of Yoshimoto Industries, Fukuda manager. - Thank you.
- After Ariyoshi-san tweeted about their marriage, - Ariyoshi-san tweeted about their marriage,
- Shinagawa-san gave Ariyoshi-san a nickname "Shinagawa-san, you talkative bastard." - Shinagawa-san gave Ariyoshi-san a nickname "Shinagawa-san, you talkative bastard."
- Ariyoshi-san sent Ariyoshi-san a congratulatory tweet, but Ariyoshi-san sent Ariyoshi-san a congratulatory tweet, but
- It didn't get any attention at all. - What are you doing to me?
- Did that tweet reach Ariyoshi-san? - I didn't realize it.
- It didn't even reach Ariyoshi-san himself. - Other celebrities or people who did something like that got attention.
Tweeted by Atsui Onita, Saori Yoshida, Rino Sashihara, Atsui Onita, Mimura from Summers, etc.
Onita-san?
Arios-san, let's do an electric shock bomb!
That's strong.
Why do you have to do an electric shock bomb?
Arios-san is bad.
Why?
He retweets.
Honestly, should we retweet Arios-san?
Why do you have to do it?
I can't pick up all of it.
I think we should stop it.
By the way, you were a cafe lady, weren't you?
Stop it!
You're a wife!
A cafe is closed!
A goldfish cafe, right?
You can't call my wife a lady!
Seriously, I'm married too!
How long are you going to pretend like you're not?
However, we have a new topic that is likely to be talked about by the manager.
There is?
Fifty people went to Pilates because it was too bad.
Wait a minute.
Isn't it lame?
Wait a minute.
Doesn't that mean it's going to be talked about by the manager?
It's a little more than that.
Are you being hated by the manager?
He's a good guy.
He doesn't want to be hated.
Can we retweet it?
Even if I have more Pilates work, I'll be in trouble!
There's one more.
I think it's okay.
Oh, I see.
In fact, I've been going to an English conversation class and studying English.
I have a desire to make a work in America.
If it's a daily conversation, I think I can speak normally.
Wait a minute.
I think it's going to be talked about by the manager because he can actually speak English.
Isn't that amazing?
It's not something you can talk about with people.
Do you still go to classes?
I'm online now because of COVID-19.
How long have you been studying?
I've been studying for a while, but I really want to stop.
How long have you been studying?
I don't want to talk about it anymore.
I don't like it.
It's really weird.
You're telling me to talk about it now, aren't you?
You can introduce yourself, can't you?
No, no, no.
It's an English reaction.
No, no, no.
No, it's really not a big deal.
Is it because you really want to make a movie in America?
I want to make one someday.
That's amazing.
English conversation gang, let's make one.
English conversation gang.
That's lame.
English conversation gang.
That's lame.
English conversation island.
A year and a half.
No, a third of a year.
I hope this will become a hot topic.
It seems like there will be more promotion of movies.
Kaji-san really doesn't want to do my movie promotion program.
This is for real.
I've never let him do it.
I see, it's true.
I can't say it myself.
Kaji-san called me into his room and said, "Tell me a lot of entertainers' names."
I've never let him do it.
I've only done actresses who make my heart flutter.
Tell me my name.
I've never called you into my room and said, "Tell me a lot of entertainers' names."
I've never done it.
Next is "Tsuda".
First of all, it's an episode that didn't become a hot topic because the person who got it from his manager sent it on social media.
Yoshimoto Industry's Manager Nakamura.
On Twitter, he tweeted, "Do you go to school or do you get insurance?"
But it didn't become a hot topic.
Don't try to make it a hot topic.
No, it's a hot topic.
It's trending, right?
What is it like in reality?
I went to the hospital and they said, "That's amazing."
But they said, "We don't ask for insurance."
Is that so?
That's right.
It's like running into a place where you ask for insurance.
Do you aim for Yahoo News with that?
I think you can.
I think you can!
Ask for it!
"Doesn't your insurance work?" "What's up with you?"
The article went down and it went up for two lines!
What's up with you?
But you're a good type.
It's not good!
Really?
It's not good at all!
What is this?
It's no good because you're just playing around.
Doesn't your insurance work?
I don't play around like that!
I don't do anything like that!
Like the one that goes "bam bam bam"
Don't you put it in?
bam bam bam
And you said "doesn't your insurance work?"
Isn't it weird? Putting "bam bam bam" in and saying "what is this?"
Doesn't your insurance work?
What kind of insurance is that?!
Didn't you try to put pressure on the medical institution that said "doesn't work" by tweeting about it?
That's true.
There's no parade happening because I tweeted about it!
There's no parade where everyone asks Tsuda for insurance!
It kind of smells like you're going to the office.
Stop it!
Why did you come here?!
I was going to look over here and laugh.
I was like "don't tell me what to do" and I suddenly looked over here.
I didn't know for a second!
The manager gave us a new topic that might become a hot topic.
That age, that appearance, I actually really like Snoopy.
Recently I've been collecting Snoopy's Diagostini. Once it's complete, I want it to become a hot topic and help me with my work.
I see.
That's cute.
It's just embarrassing.
But you're aiming for it, right?
No, it's related to Snoopy.
Have you ever seen Snoopy-related work before?
Of course!
Like what?!
Like in a movie!
"Diagostini" means "intellect"...
"Diagostini"...
"Diago... Agostini" means something else!
He's been smoking analfalos for one month?
What you're saying is nonsense!
For a hundred years...
No matter how much tobacco you smoke...
With these things...
Is this possible?!
For a hundred years...
Is this possible?!
This isn't right!
That's all the information we got from the manager.
What is that?
Give me more!
Snoopy and Gumball!
Why did you get so many pearls in the end?
What kind of regime is this?
Let's move on.
Suzuki Nana.
Yes.
What is it?
She's beautiful now.
Yes.
She's beautiful now.
She's sexy now.
I can't grasp the value of life!
She used to be a crazy talent and a bodybuilder.
She used to be a variety queen.
Recently, she became a female talent.
She's a hot topic now.
We got a message from the manager that she couldn't be a hot topic on social media.
What is it?
The manager of TWIN PLANET.
Yes.
What is it?
She posts a lot of photos of her underwear on Instagram.
What is it?
She's an image model of NIGHT BRA.
If it's a client's request, she still does it.
As a manager, I don't know why she posts photos of her underwear.
Is that so?
Maybe it's because she's bigger now.
Her underwear?
She's not promoting it.
She's wearing it because she wants it.
I see.
Is that so?
Please look at the photos.
That's right.
Why do you only post photos like this?
That's what I said! Why do you only post photos like this?
It's a little sexy!
I really admire Minami Tanaka and others.
Even I can't get attracted to her.
What are you talking about?
Even I can't get attracted to her.
I'm a loser.
But you are different.
Do you have any topic you want people to talk about?
I'm thinking about if I can forget about her if she becomes a topic of social media.
I don't think it's good to say you don't want people to forget about her.
You should change your mind.
How should I change it?
Make people remember about her.
That's cool.
Make people remember about her.
You don't want people to forget about her, do you?
I don't want people to forget about her.
Our job is to make people remember about her.
Make people remember about her?
Like "Ah, she was there."
It's not like "Ah, she was there."
Is that so?
I see.
But our manager has given us a serious topic.
What is it?
Suzuki gets a lot of physical work.
But when she is covered in mud, she always takes an off-shot for social media.
Of course, she works hard while covered in mud.
But when she sees a photo posted on social media,
she sometimes thinks "Did she have mud on her face?"
That's not good.
I think mud photos will become a topic of fiction.
That's good.
You are a good manager.
You are good.
Is it good?
Here is a photo posted on social media.
What is it?
She puts mud on her face.
Is it around her nose?
This is a show that takes mud out of a pond.
I have taken mud out of a pond with her before.
She took mud on her head.
Did you take mud out of your head?
No, I didn't.
What about this photo?
She has mud on her nose.
What is it?
Did I do it?
Does mud get on areas where there are no dead bodies?
You did it.
You did it a lot.
You did it.
But a manager wants her to be a topic of fiction.
Will it become a topic of fiction?
I don't know.
You can continue this photo.
Can you do it many times?
Can I do it?
Please do it more.
She is a bad person.
Sometimes, she puts on that old woman's miso.
Old woman's miso.
British old woman's miso.
Atsushi, that is not enough.
Please do it more.
Please do it one more time.
Put in a lot of soybeans.
A lot of soybeans.
Next, mud salmon and kubota.
I think kubota will become a topic of fiction.
But, from a manager's point of view,
even though he posted it on social media, it didn't become a topic of fiction.
This is from Yoshimoto Industry, Kabasawa Manager.
Kubota loves his cat's wife very much.
He created an account for his wife and posted photos of them.
Kubota has exotic short hair,
but his face is exactly like Kubota's,
so even if it becomes a topic of fiction, it doesn't make sense.
Wife who has a cat.
That's true.
That's good.
I think it will become a topic of fiction.
No, it won't.
Actually, I was secretly creating an account for my cat.
When I posted about 40 or 60 photos of them, they took my account.
Your account?
I said it on Twitter.
I posted it on my cat's account.
No one knew about it.
It's true.
All 60 photos disappeared.
All your memories?
Yes.
I know the manager, but he's an Arab 15-year-old boy.
He posted only one weird word that I've never seen before.
It's like a video.
A boy is standing like this,
and a man is running and hitting him.
He posted one weird video.
I posted it twice on Twitter with 140 words,
but nothing came out.
I want you to make it a topic of fiction.
That's why I'm creating a new account again.
Did you create another account for your cat?
Yes, I did.
I think it will become a topic of fiction.
Is it because of your cat?
Yamauchi of Kamaitachi is famous for his love of cats.
He posted a picture of his cat.
Here it is.
It's a picture of a cat looking at a camera and saying it's cute.
I haven't said it much,
but compared to the fire a few years ago,
I think it's thin.
Thank you for saying that.
That's why people who write online articles stop writing while writing.
If you don't do that, it won't be a topic anymore.
I was wondering if it wouldn't be exciting.
The vibes and rotas that came out of your house weren't news.
It's not news, but you're putting it out!
Hey! You say one word! You say one word about vibes!
Four or five came out.
Were you together?
It's the first time I've seen five.
There's also the latest one.
There are more and more now.
This is a DM.
A woman with a huge tattoo said, "How about me?"
What's that?
It's scary.
How about me?
It's good.
It's not good.
I don't want to use it on a woman like that.
I don't want to use my precious tools on a woman like that.
The manager is thinking about it.
If it's like this, it might be a topic.
Kubota gets paid every month.
I'm married, but I've changed.
It's been five years since then.
It's dangerous!
There are three in my mouth.
It's Friday night at 8 p.m.
Kubota has been withdrawing his salary and saving money for 5 to 6 years every month on payday.
I think it's a surprisingly good side of him, so I'm offering you a topic with hope.
That's cool!
You know, like Nishino's "save your brother" earlier.
Actually, I don't send it myself, but I've been saving money for a long time.
It's surprising, isn't it?
Calm down.
After putting out 4 vibes, you're offering me a salary?
Is it effective?
It's thin, isn't it?
You're offering a salary to a vibe company.
Why would I do that?
Don't make me this vibe!
Don't make me the strongest vibe of your new work!
I won't put money in it!
What made you want to offer a salary like this?
When I was reading a book about how money comes in by putting out money...
Putting out money and going around in circles?
It's not a daily thing, but...
But don't worry about me at all.
I don't like it when people say I'm saving money.
Then why does your manager know about it?
I think he remembered me saying it when I was drunk.
You're leaking it, aren't you?
No, I just said it.
Actually, I only do really bad things.
That's all I do.
You don't like it when people say good things about you, do you?
I only do bad things.
What kind of bad things do you do?
Well...
I cut off a 100-year-old tree in a shrine.
I don't do things like that.
There are good parts and bad parts, right?
I know about the bad parts of you.
But you don't have any good parts, do you?
No, I don't.
Um...
I've broken an ATM with a banner.
That's not it!
You're saying it wrong!
That's enough of that lie!
You haven't done it, have you?!
I haven't!
You haven't!
You haven't done it!
I've done it. I've done my job.
You've done your job.
You want to protect your character, don't you?
But I think it's going to be a hot topic.
That's right!
Next, Tejima-san.
Yes.
He's here.
What is it?
Tejima-san.
In his catchphrase "I'm full of love,"
he wasn't only good at gravure, but also at variety shows.
It's hard to keep that.
For the past six years, he hasn't cried.
Even though he posted it on social media, it didn't become a hot topic.
This episode...
Yes.
Platinum Production.
It's from our manager, Nakamura.
Yes.
In February, on "Weekly Playboy,"
our talent put together a special project where they do gravure jacks.
It's like an online signing event.
If you buy ten of them, you'll get points,
but Tejima's points will be donated to Coin Delivery directly.
Wow!
He posted a picture with Coin Delivery on social media and made an appeal.
Yes, I did.
But it didn't become a hot topic.
We have a picture of that.
Wow!
This is it.
He made an original Coin Delivery.
Why did you decide to make it special?
At first, he said he'd send me a picture with a kiss mark,
but due to personal reasons, I couldn't do it.
Right, you couldn't do it.
I said it would be something special, but it wasn't released until now.
I'm single, and I wore a wedding dress as a souvenir.
You mean the picture in the picture, right?
Yes.
So I thought Coin Delivery would be good.
I thought it would be a hit, and everyone was excited about it.
It would be a buzz.
Yes, it would be a buzz and it would be on the internet news,
so I thought it would sell a lot of copies.
Because people are already looking forward to your face.
Yes, I'm excited about it.
I'm excited about your face.
Yes, I have a little bit of a newlywed feeling in my face.
It's like, "Let's make it a buzz!"
Yes, I thought it would definitely be on the internet news,
so I wanted to take a beautiful picture of it.
It's like, "Let's make it a buzz!"
It might be weird of me to ask you this, but why do you think it didn't become a hot topic?
This is bad.
Well, I don't know, it's been too much of a season.
Tell me clearly.
It's not popular.
That's not true!
Your face is beautiful!
That's not true!
Don't make me say that!
That's not true!
I can't hear you!
What are you saying?
Let me say it!
It's not for women!
You have a shabby voice!
But we have a manager who said this could be a hot topic.
If it's going to be a hot topic, we want to say it.
Tejima is 39 years old.
She has been saying "I love you" catchphrase for about 10 years.
But apparently, her chest has gotten smaller.
Stop it! Sales interference!
She has been in charge of this for about 10 years.
But now, she only drinks "f" cups.
Don't say that!
Does she really care about that?
Recently, she drinks dairy supplements.
She goes to massages.
This is going to be a hot topic, right?
It's a really good story.
It's really sales interference.
First of all, is it true?
It really is like that.
It becomes about an "f" cup, having an "i" cup.
Of course, I didn't buy it for gravity.
Even though it was for sale to say "bang",
I don't want my clothes to be pulled out much today, so I hid this area a little.
I see, so that it can fly in white light.
Yes, so that it can fly in light.
That's why, even today, I'm putting in a lot of thick clothes and doing it like this.
For example, when I wear a swimsuit,
recently, I have to put in at least two thick pads on my side and bottom.
Isn't this going to be on the news?
It will! Even if it does, I don't like it.
There was a catchphrase, too.
"There are a lot of "i"s in the "i" cup."
Yes, I'm selling a lot of "i"s in the "i" cup.
If you don't have boobs, you can't do it, so it doesn't make sense.
You can make a catchphrase for "f" cup.
Yes, I want you to make one.
"There are a lot of "i"s in the "i" cup."
Yes, "f".
"F".
"A lot of miso"...
"m"! "m" isn't "f", is it?
"m" isn't "m", is it?
"A lot of "f"s" is someone else's name!
It's an English woman!
How about her?
"f" cup! "f" cup!
"f" cup?
Eiko-chan, sing it for us.
It's difficult.
Is it easier to sing it?
Alright, 50 yen please.
Here you go.
Family, Funky, Fantasy's F...
Fire...
What was that?
When you say "F" and "Fan" all at once, you don't have enough vocabulary.
You said it with energy.
You always stand up and sing.
Can I?
Please, go ahead!
Family, Fantasy, Funky's F...
Fire...
Why did you say "Fire" instead of "F"?
There are so many "F"s.
Fire, Flower...
Sorry, I'll go.
One, two, three, four!
Fire, Fantasy, Family's F...
Funky...
Flower...
"F", "F", "F"...
One more, one more!
"F", Final Fantasy's F...
"F", "F", "F"...
Final Fantasy!
Wow!
I got a good one!
It's not just a topic of discussion.
Are you alright?
Please, stop it!
Why did you say "Final Fantasy" instead of "Final Fantasy"?
That's weird!
"F", "F", "F", that's "F".
You shouldn't make it bigger.
And, if you didn't like the previous topic,
our manager has another topic for you.
Actually,
Tejima is serious about dating ordinary men.
He met Tejima through an introduction from an acquaintance.
Was he a fan of Tejima or has he always liked Tejima?
That's what he said.
Wow!
That's all he said!
That's definitely a topic of discussion!
Will this become my love story?
It will!
Me?
Who?
An ordinary man.
An ordinary man?
I knew he liked me for about 10 years.
Wow!
But, I didn't meet him because I thought he might be a fan of me.
But, recently, I've been wanting to date him.
And, when I met him, he's such a nice guy.
Wow!
So nice!
I wonder if I can date him.
You haven't started dating yet, have you?
We went out for a meal together.
But we were so healthy that we couldn't even touch each other's hands.
I've never met such a sincere person like you.
I want you to hug me properly.
You'd better not say it on TV yet.
Cut?
Sometimes it breaks like this.
Stop it. Don't broadcast it.
What?
Which one do you want?
Do you want to be a hot topic? Come on!
If you haven't started dating yet, you'd better wait a little longer.
You'd better wait for a long time.
Do you want me to date you first?
Which one do you want me to date first?
Or do you want me to date you first?
If I say "go", you'll probably date me.
Do you want me to date you first?
What?
No, no, no.
Don't you want me to date you first?
What?
If you say "go", you'll probably date me.
No, no, no.
I want you to confess your love to me first.
Are you waiting for me?
But if you want me to confess my love to you first, you'd better not broadcast it.
I want you to confess your love to me first.
What?
What is it?
Do you want me to be a hot topic?
Which one do you want?
I want you to confess your love to me first.
Do you want me to say "please confess your love to me"?
Yes, I'd like you to say it first.
I see.
You're supporting me at work, aren't you?
Yes.
If you say it first...
I'm embarrassed.
If you don't have feelings for me, you don't have to say it first.
If you have feelings for me, you'd better say it first.
I won't broadcast it, though.
You won't?
Why?
Don't be like that!
Nice face!
That was amazing!
Let's take a picture of you confessing your love.
You don't have to say my name.
Okay, Tojima-san.
Go over there to the camera.
I'm sweating so much! I'm embarrassed!
Go ahead!
Huh?
Um...
Thank you for loving me.
Please tell me you want me to date you before we get married!
Please!
Wow!
This is a celebration miso!
Of course!
Are you going to make it?
Of course!
We'll be busy!
Make miso and...
Tojima-san's wedding ceremony is a little...
Pearl?
It's a little dirty, but is it okay?
Is it okay, Pearl?
Is it dirty?
I see.
I think this will be a hot topic.
I'm sure it will!
I'll give you one more.
This is the last one.
What is it?
I'm giving it to you.
What is it?
Wait a minute!
Um...
If you're going to do it, can you do it for me?
Can you do it for me?
Yes.
Um...
The manager of Atsushi-san gave me a topic he wanted me to talk about.
Wow!
I'd like to announce it.
But it's becoming a hot topic for me.
It is.
The manager in charge, Yoshimoto Industry, Shimakawa-san.
Shimakawa-san, yes.
Actually, since last year...
Shun Kadon-san has been releasing...
an eel pie commercial.
Atsushi has been doing it for me.
Wow!
We don't know about it!
We have no idea about it at all!
You want me to say it?
That's right!
It's definitely going to be a buzzer!
Today, the commercial...
It's worth it!
Friday night at 8pm, we visit the private house of the newlywed Ariyoshi.
It's like a golden age couple looking for a house.
The mysterious private life is revealed.
What's this?
Huh? Huh? It's burning!
Huh?
In addition, there are many interesting quizzes with luxurious hidden guests.
And his forehead is sticking out.
Super shocking "Let's Fly" time shock.
I've got three in my mouth now.
Ariyoshi Kids Special Friday night at 8pm.
So far, "London Hearts" has been sponsored by these sponsors.
Today, there is a commercial.
What?
I want to see it!
Are you secretly doing a local commercial?
I want to see it!
I didn't know.
What are you doing?
That's lame!
Is it lame?
You found me here!
That's lame!
That's amazing!
You went to the four directions!
That's amazing!
I want to watch it again!
It hurts!
How many times do we have to watch it?
What kind of scene is this?
He noticed!
What is it?
High five!
Ryo-san, did you know about this?
I know about it too!
What is it?
I'm involved in it too!
Where?
I don't want to say it myself!
It will be a good story!
Ryo-san was doing a lot of things in Shizuoka!
Ryo-san wanted to do another show in Shizuoka!
First, he went out alone!
After that, Ryo-san went to that commercial!
That's how it went!
I wanted to say it when I was matured!
I won't let you say such a good story!
This is the end!
High five!
My stomach is full of the umami of the sea urchin!
Umami of the sea urchin!
It's easy to find when you are doing it secretly!
If you only talk about sea urchin pie on the internet news, we will get really angry!
That's really tough!
Who is doing it like this?
Because you bite a lot!
The result will be revealed today!
A new type of experiment prank!
You're the one who bites me all the time.
Yes.
This week is a new type of experiment prank!
What will happen if the director is embarrassed during a bungee jump?
Can we do it one more time?
One more time?
Yes.
The result will be revealed once and for all!
It's going in! It's going in!
Wow!
What's even more popular is...
A prank in which the food isn't expensive even though it's an energetic location!
A miracle piece of prank make-up!
What is this?!