AISubs v3.6
That was in April of last year.
It was recorded by a band called "Respect Bands".
It's been a while since we've done this.
After a nine-month break, Ryo appears!
Are you okay?
I'm sorry about everything.
From now on, our talent will be back on the field!
Ryo!
I'm sorry for causing you all this trouble.
Welcome back!
Thank you!
Even though we're back on the field, I don't think it's a good idea for us to go into the studio right away.
For now, we'll just tour around.
Get out of the way!
I'll pay for everything!
That's enough!
I won't forgive you!
Ryo will be handing you this note today.
Note?
Make sure you write down everything you're interested in while we're recording.
A tour note.
A tour note!
Write down everything you're interested in.
Let's go!
And so, tonight...
Ryo was sleeping like this!
Special!
You've fallen asleep, too!
After a nine-month break, his interests are revealed!
I think you should quit being funny.
I'm not funny! It's a parade!
You came here by boat?!
It's the most ridiculous thing ever!
You're funny!
3 hours special!
Next week!
Major League Preliminary Qualifiers.
An entertainer who doesn't speak English.
An entertainer who doesn't have an iPhone.
Next week, 6:45 pm!
Tonight, what did Ryo-kun write in his notebook during the show?
The show has been released!
Let's start with this.
"Respecting Hanako Okabe".
While Okabe is ranked as the best, the members rank in 10th place.
A little while ago, I was invited to an Abema filming show that Hanako was in.
When I saw my movements, I felt like I was being praised.
I think you're getting more recognition.
I found out that Shupei and Hamaie are on the same level.
You found out? Shupei just said it.
But we've already been recognized.
Really?
Call me "Hamapei".
"Hamapei"?
What's that?
"Hamapei"?
It's Hamaie!
After that, Okabe ranked 5th place in Hamaie.
Sorry for keeping you waiting!
Top group is last!
The way they stand is really interesting.
That's it.
Yamauchi's yokai.
That's enough.
Yamauchi created Kamai's denpa, so it's enough.
Kamai's denpa.
You remember it, right?
How do you see it, Hamai?
It's big and scary.
It's a minus.
If it was small and cute, it would be bigger and scarier.
Recently, there are a lot of scenes that can be played in programs.
It's become a soft impression.
If you work a little harder, you can be like Ogata.
Work a little harder.
You can do it.
If you work hard, you can do it.
There is a guy who says "okini".
Why is there such a Kansai person?
Okini!
That's good.
I don't want to do this this year.
It will be interesting.
You can go from Hamapei Base to Okini.
From Hamapei?
Hamapei Base!
Okini!
That's good.
You can do it with one.
Hamapei Base!
Okini!
You can do it with one.
What is this?
Why did you leave one?
What will you use it for next?
Ryo-san wrote something.
What did you write?
Hamaie. Hamapei Base to Okini.
What is Okini?
What will you use it for next?
You can swing it.
You can swing it when you come back here.
It's Kano-san!
Alright! Thank you very much!
Eiko-chan became the leader of the "respect ranking" and "worst 3"
Thank you very much!
8th place, Kano-san. Why?
Kato Sari-san...
Appeared.
Yes.
Recently, you've been watching a lot of news on the internet, haven't you?
Every time I look at the news site, Kano-san appears every time.
Kano-san appeared and...
Kato Sari-san became a star because of Kano Eiko-chan.
Yes.
Well...
He's a good guy.
You're still going to say it?
You're kind.
And...
The other day, around 1 a.m., I got a call from an unknown number.
I was with my girlfriend and I thought it was scary, so I ignored it.
About a week later, on Kato Sari-san's YouTube channel...
"I tried calling Kano Eiko-chan" was uploaded.
That's a little...
You're still depending on me, aren't you?
Did you register after you found out?
No, I didn't.
But you should know.
Is that so?
You still like me a little, don't you?
No, I don't!
Stop it!
You know, right? There's no such thing.
Really!
It's not bad!
If you say that now, it will be spread on the Internet!
It will be dragged on!
Seriously, stop it!
But you're still kind enough to say it as an episode, right?
Well, I'm a good guy.
We meet occasionally, right?
We don't meet!
Seriously, that's where the title comes in!
We meet occasionally, right?
I'm surprised!
Does it make any difference?
Stop it!
Ah, he's writing something down!
Huh?
What is he writing down?
Kano Kato Sari-san has regrets.
What?!
He's a celebrity!
No way!
Please don't say it like that!
He's a celebrity!
That's terrible!
I've heard of it!
He's second-class!
He's got a lot of charisma!
A fierce battle between such a 50-year-old and rival 50-year-old is on DVD and is in high demand!
For Ryo, who has been watching "Urekko Kakuzuke"...
By the way, is there anyone you haven't met before, Ryo?
For the first time...
Kanechika...
For the first time...
For me...
Nice to meet you!
You started showing up more and more during the inspection, right?
It feels weird. Even though we work in the same agency.
Right?
I didn't think we'd meet at this distance.
It's so far away.
And Goto is...
I think I've seen him before.
That's right! That's right!
You've seen him before, haven't you?
Crybaby comedian. Crybaby comedian, right?
That's not what I'm talking about.
Crybaby comedian.
Crybaby comedian is a famous person.
The theme is...
If you're going out with someone, it's this comedian.
The winner of "Kanechika Prediction" is...
Rokai!
I'm so happy!
I think he will be one of the top 3.
He is handsome, kind-hearted, and has a nice smile.
I don't think there are many people who don't like Rokai.
Rokai doesn't have any habits.
He doesn't have any habits of growing up.
He is also clean.
Are you saying bad things about him?
No, I'm not.
For example, when Rokai is with people who are not entertainers,
he tends to say bad things about them.
You guys also do that, don't you?
But Rokai doesn't do that.
I see.
Even if it's a boring conversation, he smiles and listens to it.
What do you mean?
You're the mass-produced type, aren't you?
You have a nice smile.
Wait a minute.
I'm not happy at all about this mass-produced type of timing.
What are you doing?
Listen to me.
Do you have an eye?
Yes, I do.
What do you have in your eye?
I only have one eye in my eye.
What is it?
Is it money or real?
It's sparkling.
It's his own impression.
What is it?
I'm embarrassed.
It's funny.
The most hidden one in Kanechika
Nadal or Komiya?
It's difficult.
This is difficult.
Kanechika is 1st place!
You are 10th place! You are 2nd place!
I am 10th place!
Kanechika is 1st place!
Why didn't you say that earlier?
Why?
If you go out with him,
he might be lazy.
Lazy?
I think you saw him when he said '10th place'
Why? Why?
Why? Because you are 10th place!
Because you are dark!
And you are 1st place!
Why?
Because you are dark!
And you are 1st place!
And you are 10th place!
Hey!
You saw him, didn't you?
Not this one, but this one!
Hey!
Why did you do that?
Why?
It's confusing!
Should I show you?
Because you are 1st place!
I will call you out!
You are scary!
Here you go!
You are scary!
I want you to take it now!
Wait a minute!
Kanechi is 2nd place!
Sorry! I made a mistake!
What are you eating?
Mukai-kun!
Sorry!
Oh no! He is going to eat it!
You are the worst!
Are you serious?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I made a mistake, I'm sorry, I made a mistake.
You make a mistake because of such a little lie.
He wrote it, he wrote it, he wrote it.
Who wrote it?
It's not a lie.
Komiya, you can't lie.
For the first time, he wrote it with his own feelings.
"Do you know how to send a leader?" Army commander-in- chief selection quiz!
What is the army commander in trouble with right now?
I see.
That's the kind of quiz it is.
In trouble?
In trouble?!
By the way, army commander-in-chief will decide whether or not this question is correct or not.
We don't know.
In trouble?!
Oh, you're in trouble.
There seems to be a lot of things about Mahiro.
First of all, Mahiro Maekabu.
To be frank, it's not Mahiro.
It's definitely not Mahiro Maekabu.
In trouble with money.
Good, good.
There is, there is.
What is it, commander-in-chief?
Recently, I've been trying to go to a small house.
No, no, no.
No, it's not like that.
No, it just so happens.
It's good, it's good.
It's good, but it's a little cheap, isn't it?
Because there are a lot of college students.
After Fujimon's project the other day,
Mr. Zakiyama and Mr. Shinagawa also went to a small house together.
From that day onward, every time we ate together,
That's a lot of people. It's cheap and delicious.
They keep saying that.
So I'd like my juniors to say, "Let's go to a small house."
No, it's not like that.
It's not like that.
It's hard to say because you say it.
But if we want to go, we can't help it.
I'd like to say, "Shall we go to a small house?"
"No, we want to go to a small house," I feel like I'm waiting for you to say that.
But you say "shall we go to a small house?" a lot, don't you?
Shall we go to a small house?
It's really cheap.
It's like that.
It's delicious.
This is the right answer.
It's delicious.
It's the right answer.
Yes, it's the right answer.
No, it's not.
Yes, it's the right answer.
We don't have money for a small house.
Yes.
We're not trying to treat you.
But the fried fish is really delicious.
The fried fish.
That makes me want to eat more rice.
That makes me want to eat more rice?
Stop it. Stop it.
Then let's do it.
Let's do it together.
Since you are good and cheap, let's do it.
You got 10 points.
I'm embarrassed.
Gyo-san, you wrote something down.
I wrote it down for now.
What is it?
Fujimon, Shoya, and Iribitari.
What is Iribitari?
It's a line news.
We will broadcast it right away.
Please report the atmosphere of the studio.
We will report it after this.
What is the military commander's habit or common phrase when he is drunk?
Same.
First of all, I don't get drunk.
It's a common phrase.
From Maekabu Maharo.
Is there?
Mr. Mukai.
It's not like I get drunk easily.
But I say the opposite thing right away.
Like a mountain customer?
When someone is talking about Yuu Aoi, I say "You are red, aren't you?"
You shouldn't say it here.
Like "You are one piece," or "You are 80 pieces."
I say it all the time.
You said it yesterday.
But it's not like...
A giraffe will come. A giraffe will come.
The opposite.
An elephant will come.
It's not like that.
A giraffe will come.
Elephants have short necks.
An elephant will come.
I just play like that.
Is it a habit?
It's not that fun.
But it's the right answer.
It's the right answer.
It's fun to talk about funny things and play like a game.
I see.
You play like a game. Do the other members do it, too?
They do.
When a word comes up, they say the opposite.
They are trained.
That's right.
It comes up every time.
Terry and Terry.
Do you do it?
Parry and Sato.
Really?
Do you do it?
Parry and Sato.
Terry and Parry.
Parry and Sato.
Terry and Parry.
It's not like that.
Why is it like that?
They are trained.
Sekimachi said it.
Sekimachi is fast.
Sekimachi says it a lot.
He says it a lot.
I don't think about it.
Let's believe him.
Believe him.
Do it.
I believe you.
You should do it today.
Hurry up and do it.
I believe you.
Do it.
You should believe him.
I don't believe you.
You should do it.
Let me believe you.
He suddenly says it.
So, Ryo-san...
That's it?
What did you say?
Terry Ito's opposite is...
Harry Sachiko.
You did it!
He only writes three-person articles.
He is related to the industry.
There are only notes here.
Next,
He can't throw water or jump ropes.
The manager explains how to take care of the club members.
Today, Ryo-san is touring with his notebook outside of the set.
Among them,
there is no manager.
There is no manager?
It's not Yoshimoto Industry.
There is only the president.
The president is here, but...
He is in charge of his own schedule.
Of course.
He is in charge of his own schedule.
Only when I come to confirm my work with my wife,
my manager says "It's tomorrow's shooting of Tamago Club."
I don't know if I can talk about it with that kind of tension.
But Saito and Otake don't like me and my wife that much.
No, we don't.
How about you, Saito? Have you noticed it?
Well, I don't put it in my schedule that much.
I try not to know it.
What about your work with your wife?
When I talk about my work with my wife,
Saito and Otake don't like me and my wife that much.
We have a special manager here.
Manager Terakawa.
Yes.
It seems like you two don't like each other.
Well, we have a bigger project and we have more money.
I see.
But you and your wife have something in common, don't you?
Yes, we do.
I'd like to push him a little.
Don't you have three jobs in total?
I don't have any personal job.
Oh, you don't like it.
No, I don't.
You don't like it, do you?
Yes, I do.
Do you use it for your presentation?
But I don't hate it when I work as a horse rider.
That's right.
When you were doing a horse riding program, you and your wife went to a theater in Oumiya every week.
That's right.
That's it.
What's wrong with it?
You and your wife?
I feel like I'm riding a train to do a comedy show with my wife and my wife.
It's like a crazy thing.
Do you use it as a unit called "jungle pocket"?
No, it's not like that.
When Saito is there, it's "jungle pocket".
When Saito and I are there, it's "jungle pocket".
When Saito and Otake are there, it's "jungle pocket".
The company doesn't give "jungle pocket" to Saito and Otake.
The company doesn't give it to you.
Don't use that joke.
I want to see "jungle pocket" with Saito and Otake.
"jungle pocket" with Saito and Otake.
Besides, when I'm pulled by Saito and Otake, it's "jungle pocket" with Hiragana label.
I want to see it.
What are you two doing?
We're doing a lot of entertainment.
The next one is Uzmi.
He's been wondering if there is a "jungle pocket" supporter.
He's been treating entertainers well.
He's appeared in "Zenmetz" for the first time, right?
Who is he?
He's like a "jungle pocket" from North Korea.
What are you talking about?
There's no way a "jungle pocket" can appear.
Nice to meet you.
No, you're wrong. He's not a "jungle pocket".
Stop it.
What's with you "jungle pocket" guys?
In the middle of all of this, he heard something from his manager.
I don't like kimchi.
If there's kimchi in a yakiniku bento, I will never eat it.
If there's only kimchi in a bento, I will go to a convenience store and buy it.
You don't like kimchi that much?
If you put it in a bento, it will smell like kimchi.
The smell.
I really hate it.
There's only that series of yakiniku bentos in a bento.
I don't have anything to eat, so I go and buy it myself.
Even though you seem like you like kimchi.
What are you talking about?
There's only that series of yakiniku bentos in a bento.
I can't eat anything spicy or bitter.
There's nothing bitter about it.
But there's a lot of different kinds of kimchi.
It's not "jungle pocket".
It's not like you're making delicious kimchi.
It's not like that.
You've been talking about "jungle pocket" from the beginning.
Can "jungle pocket" be used?
It can be used!
I'm sorry.
I'm really grateful.
Were you worried?
I'm really grateful.
I'm grateful, but I've been worrying about it for a long time.
I was worried about you.
What's wrong?
You've been passing me during the game.
You've been passing me during the half-time.
During the game last week.
During the game.
During the game, you passed me.
During the game, during the game.
Have you ever been desperate like "oh yeah"?
That much?
I'm sorry, but I don't know much about it.
Don't worry about it.
I'm sorry.
The female team is doing well with "onee-san" and "otake-san".
What is the name of the female talent band?
The manager in charge is...
Ash and Dee's "Big Bamboo" manager.
Yes, it's Dioto-san.
"Big Bamboo" manager, right?
It's Chan-bamboo.
Oh, it's Chan-bamboo.
It's Chan-bamboo, isn't it?
The two of us regularly write our "best 3" of our favorite fruits,
and every time a new manager comes, we announce our "best 3" and update our business,
so we always have to think about our favorite fruits.
Sounds like you're having fun.
The two of us, when we were sisters,
when we were writing our stories at home,
I think it was "Akiguchi" at the time.
"Akiguchi", right?
It's a place where you can get a lot of fruits.
What was "Akiguchi"?
It was "Nashi".
"Nashi"?
"Nashi" was like, "I wonder if I can get in?"
Oh, you two can get in too, right?
It was pretty exciting, wasn't it?
I'm just curious about each other's first place.
As of today...
Yeah.
Third place is...
I'm lost.
I'm not having fun alone!
I'm really lost!
No, I want to enjoy it with you.
You're just standing there.
Your mouth is all fuzzy.
You're just standing there.
I'm just standing there?
Can you imagine it?
I can't imagine it at all!
Third place is "Nashi".
It's a little early "Nashi", though.
That's right, that's right.
And second place is?
And second place is...
Grapes.
Like "delaware".
They're small and don't have seeds in them, so you can eat a lot of them.
I'm curious about first place.
I want to guess first place!
First place is...
How is it?
Is it that?
Peaches?
Peaches!
That's a good response!
That's good!
It doesn't matter!
This is...
Let's ask Mr. Ootake.
Mr. Ootake!
Thank you for having me!
You don't have to say it!
It's kind of funny!
Out of Mr. Ootake's usual "best 3",
out of Mr. Ootake's usual "best 3",
you always think about which season will change.
That's right.
It's really exciting.
The three of us, Miho and I...
Miho and I?
We're doing it up to "best 5",
but actually, fourth and fifth place are pretty hot.
It's not first place?
So, in "eriko", there's "momo", "dera", "uea", and "nashi",
but in "sakuranbo", "lemon", "sudachi" come in fifth place.
"Lemon" or "sudachi"?
"Lemon" or "sudachi" coming in fifth place is...
Among all the fruits, "lemon" coming in fifth place is amazing!
I can't sympathize with you!
You don't have to say it!
Mr. Ootake, you don't have to say it!
You're good at talking!
What's your ranking, Chontake?
I'm in 3rd place with best 3, apple, melon and 1st place with peach.
Peaches are different.
Peaches are strong.
Don't get carried away!
Why are you announcing it?
Peaches are strong.
Peaches are strong!
I'm pretty strong!
Peaches are strong.
You're still talking!
Stop it!
He looks like a celebrity.
Ryo-san!
Is there anyone who is still talking?
Any manager would envy you.
If you think about your talent.
Ryo-san, you don't have a manager now.
That's right.
Are you serious?
Don't you feel embarrassed?
I don't.
You're strong.
I can't hear you!
Do you have a co-star?
We're both tough guys.
Ryo-kun didn't miss Chontake's announcement.
Suzu-chan!
The next episode of "TV Chidori" is "One Hour Special"!
Hirose Suzu has endured to the limit!
I'm Hirose Suzu.
Sunday at 9:55 pm!
"50-yea", "50-yea" DVD and Blu-ray are in high demand!
The black bamboo score video is also...
What are you talking about?
Ryo-kun had a special record of this!
Next is "Kotouge", "Biking", and "Two Bats".
"TV Chidori" explores the work of comedians in secret.
Is there a co-anchor?
Including the two of you who are strict about filming.
The two of us?
It might be Nishimura-kun, who is strict about filming.
Why? It's "Biking", "Biking"!
Is it a combination?
If that happens...
If you ask Nishimura-kun and the two of you to film "Biking" alone...
What will you do?
What will you say to the staff?
It's not funny, so you should stop.
Because it's not going well?
One more person is fine with me.
Just one person?
Just the two of you should stop.
You don't like it that much, Nishimura-kun?
I didn't know.
I've done "Biking" several times.
You've definitely done it.
"Nishimura" is funny, but it's not funny.
It's funny, but...
It's not funny. It's funny, but...
It's my statement, so if it's not funny, I can't say it.
It doesn't start.
If Nishimura doesn't laugh, I'll laugh.
Nishimura will ignore it.
If that happens, the two bald men will walk around the city.
I know.
It's not me or Nishimura's fault.
We don't get along well.
It's because of "Biking".
It's not because you don't like it.
It's because you can't work.
We both look bad.
I really sympathize with you.
Stop it!
I love you, Ryo-san, but you don't say anything.
That's why you don't make me laugh.
I totally understand you.
That's right. Nothing happens.
You don't make me laugh, but you don't say anything.
What are you doing these days?
I'm here. I'm in the entertainment world.
I'm in the entertainment world.
I'm good at camping and fishing.
Die!
I'm talking about you.
If you ask me what I'm doing, I'll tell you what I feel.
I'm tidying up.
You can say it proudly, so I'm pretty good at it.
I'm a good tidyer.
Tidying up.
I've heard of it.
Next, from the unpublished scene.
Mishima hates dry land today.
The last year's EVAN finalists will report on the current situation.
First of all, Oya C.
Mishima's recent situation.
Thanks to Ariyoshi-san, there are more people playing with the wallpaper.
Like 'yokai wallpaper' and 'wallpaper that's big.'
When you reform, you get asked which wallpaper is easier to lick.
This is a little influential.
Even when I go to other programs,
Mishima-san, here's a wallpaper lick episode.
It's already written on the script!
That's good!
It's common!
Let's go with this!
And then there's a new episode.
Shimoneta episode.
I don't like that.
There's definitely going to be a commercial.
A reformed commercial.
There's no way there's going to be a reformed commercial.
I like this wall!
Please stop.
I'm not coming.
There might be a candy commercial.
Candy.
Candy is fine, right?
Candy, yes.
Where are you licking?
I like walls.
Is it a commercial like that?
Only candy!
And then, from here on out...
Mishima-kun looks like he's in danger.
Yeah, he's serious.
I'm worried.
It seems like he's close to Mishima's house.
When he was walking in the afternoon...
Mishima was in front of middle school.
He was riding his bike in the middle of middle school.
And he was staring at a gym.
It was a new house.
And I...
It's a fact, right?
It's a fact if you look at it, but...
No, I'm serious!
It's a fact if you look at it...
It's a fact if you look at it, but...
When I just moved in...
The evacuation center where the disaster happened was that middle school.
I had to escape there.
And it was hard to find the entrance of that middle school.
So I looked for it, and I happened to find it.
And the girls' track and field club was practicing...
And they were looking at it.
I was just looking at the evacuation center.
No, if you were calm and talked to me like that...
I can believe it, but...
It's a sense of desperation for excuses.
That's right!
It's like a well-prepared excuse.
No, no, no!
It's like a well-prepared Q & A.
That's a little scary.
Kamaitachi-san, I don't know you anymore.
I don't know you anymore!
I respected you so much!
I respected you!
I thought you were doing something to me!
I don't know you anymore!
The girls' track and field club was too much of a hot topic.
If you're going to get married, you have to be an entertainer.
The top one for the announcer's prediction is...
His partner, Hamaie!
He's got a good personality.
And he's been working as an MC lately.
That's right!
If you look at his future growth...
I think he'll be able to get married with peace of mind.
But there are quite a few people who put Hamaie in first place.
You also put Shupei in first place.
Yes, that's right!
Why is Shupei and Hamaie in first place?
He's funny and can say things like that.
And he's very good at commenting.
I've helped him many times.
If I were a woman, I'd like to get married.
You can trust him.
Yes.
Because of Hamaie and Shupei...
Did he come back?
Did something happen?
Pekopa, you're in danger.
If you continue like this, you'll be in danger.
According to the previous report...
Shupei! It's Shupei!
Shupei!
Hamaie, who is different from his usual self...
Shupei, thank you!
You're welcome!
Shupei has come back!
It's because he got beaten up a lot.
No, it's not like that!
His fans beat him up a lot.
No, it's not like that!
He's the type of person who doesn't care.
It's not like I don't care.
I've liked Hamaie for a long time.
I want to save Hamaie...
who was left behind somewhere.
No matter how you look at it...
you seem to be swayed by your ego.
It's Shupei!
But if anything...
I think it'll be worse if he comes back today.
Oh, you're right!
It's like, "What's wrong with him? He's so excited!"
No, no, no!
It's not like that!
So you're going to do it, Shupei?
I don't want to do it at all!
Really?
Hamaie!
Shubee!
This genuine one is funny.
Genuine one.
What?
Genuine one is not funny.
Neither of them is funny.
Don't put it back.
Genuine one is not funny.
Next, "Mirror is the lowest floor, but face is hell."
The worst one is Tsuda.
Why?
Tsuda is going to cheat on his wife.
I'm sure he's going to cheat on his wife.
I saw him booking his wife in the dressing room.
You're lying!
I'm sure of it.
It's a fact.
He booked his wife an hour and a half before his turn.
Before his turn?
He booked his wife in the dressing room.
And...
Kano Eiko!
"One-minute Woman Situation" and "Tsuda is in Danger."
Tsuda, you're 33 years old.
I know you're working hard,
but you don't want people around you to think you're working hard.
That's awful!
Poor wife!
You don't want people around you to think you're working hard.
You don't want people to see you like that.
I'm sure he's going to cheat on me!
What do you mean, "I'm sure he's going to cheat on me"?
She's my wife!
Don't walk around like that!
Don't parade alone!
She's my wife!
Tsuda, your wife doesn't like you!
She's my wife!
That's awful!
Don't walk around like that!
Even though you said that?
Don't walk around like that!
She's my wife!
Don't parade alone!
Don't walk around like that!
She's my wife!
Don't parade alone!
Here at "Banzai-men", at "Ryo-ku", and at "Roku" as well...
When the members of "Ronker" decided to go on a trip around the city...
Don't you want something sweet?
I want something sweet!
I want some sweets!
Since we don't have much time, why don't you go to a nearby shop and get some sweets for us?
That's a good idea!
I like sweets that are really good.
We called "Ryo-bar-Eats", which is a company owned by Kaita.
Hello?
I'd like you to go to a nearby shop and get some sweets for us.
Sweets?
If you want to go on a trip around the city, get some sweets for us.
It's like your own show.
We also ordered drinks...
Friskies are good.
Friskies, right?
We also ordered glasses cleaners.
We even ordered things that the members wanted.
We also ordered toothpaste.
Toothpaste, Friskies, glasses...
Where are they?
Akasaka's hooters are disappearing, Mr. Tamiyama.
What if we do it?
Do you want me to wear it?
Turquoise?
Is there such a costume?
Where is the turquoise costume?
Don Quixote?
Is there such a thing?
There is no hooters.
There is only Budweiser.
Is there Bud?
Mr. Ryo, can you do me a favor?
Bad girls?
Mr. Ryo, can you do me a bad girls costume?
There is such a thing.
Ryotars.
You want me to wear Ryo's costume?
That's good.
I like a little sexy costume.
Ryan wants you to wear a sexy costume.
Bad girls have sexy costumes like Chinese dresses.
Can you do it?
So, we called Ryobar Eats again.
Can you come out?
Hello?
Is this Ryobar Eats?
Are you Ryobar Eats?
Yes, I am Ryobar Eats.
I'm sorry.
I have one more request.
One more request?
Can you wear a sexy costume?
A sexy costume?
Are you doing it?
If you can't do it, it's okay.
I think I can do it.
Really?
Then, can you wear a sexy costume?
Okay, I got it.
I got it.
That's good.
Meanwhile, the members arrived at their next destination.
Next, we're going on a cruise on the Tokyo Bay!
- Right? - Feels good, doesn't it? - Feels good!
- Huh? Ryo-san, you're not going to make it? - Oh, you're right!
- It's a bit of a shame, but... - Huh?!
- Oh, he's here too! - Ryo-san too!
- What's up with you?! - What's up with you?!
- We've been waiting for you for a while, but... - Yes?
- It means you still have a lot of time left. - You're late!
The ship set sail and 25 minutes passed.
- We didn't eat or drink anything. - That's right.
What's this table for?
- Well, originally, if you made it in time... - That's right!
- If you made it in time... - If you made it in time...
- If you made it in time, you could eat something sweet here... - That's right.
- And then... - That's the worst! - What are you doing?!
- It's because you added a little bit of sexiness! - Oh, I see!
- That's why you're late! - Oh, I see!
- That's the only reason you could make it! - Hey!
- Come on! - Come on!
- You want it, don't you?! - I wanted it, but...
And at that moment, a ship from behind...
- Huh?! - Huh?!
- Hey, everyone... - Huh?!
- Huh?! What is it?! - Maybe you got some sweets!
Huh?!
- Who's that?! - Who's that?!
Ryo-kun arrived in a ridiculous outfit!
- What are you doing?! - You're the most ridiculous person in Kinshin-wake!
- Again?! - Huh?!
Next week's episode is "Abe's 3 hour special"!
"An entertainer who can't carry an iPhone"!
And this entertainer is...
...a new member of the cooperation!
Next week's "J's One Day Episode"!
All of this has been sponsored by...
...the following sponsors!
- Huh?! - Huh?!
- Hey, guys... - Huh?!
- Huh?! What?! - We might have received some sweets.
- Huh?! - Hey...
- That... - Who's that?!
- What are you doing?! - Look!
- It's Ram-chan! It's Ram-chan! - Ram-chan!
- What are you doing?! - It's Ram-chan!
- It's Ram-chan!
- Jobar Sweets! - Jobar Sweets!
- Did you come by boat?! - You're kidding me!
- It's good, right?! - It's good, right?!
- When did you start doing this?! - Are you okay?!
- Are you regretting it?! - Ram-chan! I can't see you regretting it!
- It's been a while since we did this! - It's been a while since we came back to the studio!
- It's been a while since we did this! - If we were doing this...
- Are you regretting it?!
- We did it again!
- Didn't we tell you to wear something full of regret?! - That's right!
In order to deliver what they bought, Ryo-kun approaches the members' boat.
- Could it be Tsukinya-kun? - Ryo-chan!
- Get on it!
- Get on it?! - Get on it?!
- It's a pirate ship! You can only receive it! - What?!
- You can only receive it! - Why?! Get me on it!
- No, you can't get me on it! - Get me on it!
- It's a rule! - Get me on it!
- If you get on it, you'll slip! - Slip?!
The person who ordered everything was Ryobar Eats!
- It's fine, you don't have to say it all! - 26,000 yen!
- I'll bring it! I'll bring it! - 25 yen!
- I'll bring it! - 20,000 yen?!
- 6725 yen! I brought 30,000 yen worth of fish! - 30,000 yen worth of fish!
- Get me on the boat! - You idiot!
- Get me on the boat! - Get me on it!
- Get me on it!
- Can you get me on that boat as well? - Thank you!
- Thank you, love-chan! - You can say "thank you, love-chan", can't you?!
- Thank you, love-chan! - Because you're Kansai people.
- Ah, that's nice. - Thank you, love-chan!
Once again, Ryo's notebook is hidden from the public.
Baruyama-san is always sulking.
The bus is at the opening.
- Today as well, Ryo-san will be touring outside of the set. - Thank you for having me!
- Recently, the popularity of notebooks is declining. - I'm doing my best!
- Nicole-san is laughing. - That's right.
- She's taking notes of the obvious. - She's just retrieving what happened in the beginning.
- That's right. She wants a unique perspective. - We're just writing what we know.
- That's what we're told. - There are more comedians outside of the studio.
- You don't know? - I don't know.
- We've come this far for now. - That's right!
And in the broadcast, "If you go out with her, you'll be in trouble" was said.
- Now, let's move on. - Nagon Miyuki's hidden voice and Asahi's...
- Oh! - Asahi-san really has a smelly smile.
- No, no, you're lying! - You have a smelly smile.
- If you go out with a man with a smelly smile, you'll be in trouble. Are you lying?
- His variety show reactions are also very smelly.
- I feel like he's very careful.
- I'm laughing from the bottom of my heart. - No, you have a smelly smile.
- That's a smelly smile. - No, no, no.
- Sometimes I laugh a little too much, but...
- Basically, I enjoy watching VTRs.
- I've never seen you enjoying yourself.
- What?!
You're really enjoying it from the bottom of your heart.
- What do you enjoy doing the most? - That's a good question.
Well, with my family, we go "look over there" and stuff like that.
With that said, it's time for Ryo-kun to go back to his studio!
Suzu-chan!
The next episode of "TV Chidori" is "One Hour Special"!
Hirose Suzuo is trying his best!
I'm Hirose Suzuo.
Sunday at 9:55 pm!
And now, it's time for "Hidden Secrets"!
- Ryo-san, how do you like it so far? - Well...
When Asahi-san was recording seriously, he wasn't laughing.
When everyone was doing it seriously, Maruyama-san was nodding really loudly.
I don't think you know how I feel about it.
That's why I'm doing it like this.
Since Nicole said it, we have to pay attention to what we're not looking at.
- Maruyama-san, too. - Oh, that's what happened.
- I wanted to ask you about that. - What else?
- Is there anything else? - That's it!
- That's it!
I love you so much.
Next time, will Hirose Suzu remember my name?
Come out, my name!
If Saito-san says you don't have any personality...
That's right, that's right, I don't have anything.
I'm really sorry.
The forgotten tragic entertainer is...
Barbaric!
It's boring.
I didn't say it like that.
An unexpected answer and a crisis of explanation?
Is it okay for me to say things like this online?
And a hidden battle between the noisy women you can only see on the terrace!
Check out the past lineup, too!
I'll run out to the cat I've been blessed with!
Signed, FIFTIE!
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