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What's so funny about it?
He's going for the head!
This time, Ryo is going to settle things himself.
Tsuda vs. Nao.
From Sugeto's image survey...
To Kawasaki's kick-kick death match...
Only the one who is in the back will be beaten.
Black or white, we'll make it clear for you.
This is getting interesting.
Everyone is cheering for them, but they're both angry.
If you eat it now, you win!
Hey, you!
You win!
You're just eating omelet rice and curry!
It doesn't matter if it's omelet rice!
DVD and Blu-ray of "50 YEARS" and "FIFTY YEARS" are on sale now!
Once again, a heated battle at home!
A self-contested rival battle!
Tsuda vs. Nadal!
Go for it, Tsuda!
Go for it!
You won't lose!
You definitely won't lose!
Go for it!
These two are making fun of each other.
Both of them are self-contested rivals.
I'd like you to fight to see which of you is superior.
Actually, I was watching it and it was really tense.
Yes, they are seniors and juniors in the agency.
But they have similar perspectives.
What do you think, Tsuda?
I think I've decided the match properly today.
A little bit?
You won't win.
It's rare for me to be in the center, so I'm nervous.
It's true that there's no wall here.
I'll defeat you today.
Mr. Nadal.
No, I'm not making fun of you.
If it's a match, I won't hold back.
You won't lose.
Both of you are doing well.
You're doing really bad.
There are people who support you.
We have different careers.
I'm much older than you.
And I'm 44 years old.
I'm very angry to be here.
I'm winning everything.
You're 44 years old?
I'm 44 years old.
I'm 55 years old this year.
I'm surprised.
I know you love each other.
What about Kawashima?
Kawashima is a warm-hearted support group.
It's about time for women and men to be pushed aside.
Kawashima is a group like that.
I've been going there a lot.
I've been going there a lot to drink and play.
I'm happy to be here.
I want you to defeat me in one shot.
Mr. Nadal is warm-hearted.
He is firm.
Kawashima is warm-hearted.
What about Kawashima?
Kawashima is warm-hearted.
I'm a member of "Tokyo Tsuda Gundan".
There are only two people like me and "Hannya Canada".
I'm one of them.
Which member do you like?
I used to live in Ebisu.
I'm close with him.
Next is "Nadal Gundan".
Thank you.
Rather than making fun of Nadal, you always say you feel sorry for him, don't you?
Yes, I do.
You feel sorry for him, don't you?
Yes, I do.
I'm ten years older than Nadal.
I feel sorry for him because he can go higher.
Isn't it weird to say like that?
I don't want to look up, but I look down.
I'm sorry.
Are you serious?
I don't want to look up, but I look down.
Today, they will face off against each other.
Before they face off against each other, each of you should write down 30 things you think you can win.
You wrote it quite a while ago.
First of all, these are the five things you think you can win.
Stubbornness, high tension, power of comedy, respect from juniors, I'm more popular.
I definitely win these five things against Nadal.
Do you win all of them?
Yes, I win all of them.
Stubbornness?
Stubbornness is my main color and I win it.
High tension.
When Nadal goes down, I can go up without going down.
I have that high tension.
I'm going up right now, right?
You're not stubborn, are you?
No, I'm not. I'm going up.
Maybe it's the same for us, but Kawashima of that team is starting to look down.
Kawashima-san, Kawashima-san, please pay attention.
Next, five things you think Nadal can win against Tsuda.
You're out of water.
Comedy, looks, admiration from juniors, funny facial expressions to children.
You're wearing it, aren't you?
Admiration from juniors.
You're wearing it, aren't you?
There's a team called "Nadal Army".
Oh, I see.
Everyone admires "Nadal Army".
What kind of members?
Well, Asechiru, Sarichiru, Gosukei, Hanematsu now.
What's that?
I'm sorry.
Who's the top batter?
And Asina of the former weekly play ball team.
Former?
You don't know about the former?
The remaining 25 members will be announced later.
First of all, which team will win?
Image survey battle!
I won!
This time, we asked people in general these 5 questions.
Tsuda-san, if you had to choose one of these 5, who would you choose?
No, it's me.
This is weird!
No, it's weird!
What's wrong with this?
No, it's better than this!
You have a weird face.
You're green.
No, no, you're all weird!
If you're like Ebizo-san and you don't know which one is which, you'll get a lot of comments.
No, it's not like that!
Seriously?
Seriously, if you lose like this, you'll have to deny Ebizo-san, so you won't get any comments.
Then, let's go!
Which one of you is handsome?
I'm only looking at your face, right?
I don't have any image of you.
Nadal-san.
Why?!
She has firm eyes.
No, her face is firm!
Which one of you is handsome just by looking at your face?
Nadal-san.
I think you're a handsome category.
A handsome category?!
Which one of you is handsome?
Suda-san.
Suda-san, which part of you is handsome?
I think you're handsome just by looking at your face.
Your salt-faced face.
Ah, that's good!
Salt-faced?!
Nadal-san.
Ah, she's cute!
She's cute!
No, no, no.
She doesn't look good.
She looks like a typical Kansai person.
Isn't that right?!
Result!
How about this one, Nadal?!
Wait, wait!
Oh!
It's coming!
Go for it!
Oh!
How about this one?!
It's a tie!
Alright, alright!
It's a tie!
It's worth it!
If we lose this one, we can't do it anymore.
Who are you talking about?!
Ebizo-san and I make mistakes a lot.
That's all he says!
Kangen-kun, have you ever done that?!
Yes, I have.
Be careful!
Don't get too close to Kangen-kun!
Be careful!
It was dangerous!
He's so good at security!
He's always following you!
That's right!
There's a Kangen-kun-like guy!
Ah, that's Kangen-kun!
There's no way!
There is!
Kabuki has that school song "Nadal"!
"Nadal"!
That's weird!
"Nadal" is "Nadal"!
I'm recognizing it as "Nadal"!
It's dangerous!
It's weird!
Next, we asked 100 ordinary women.
If you're hugged, which one?
What if you don't like either of them?!
You can't hug me!
"Nadal"?
"Nadal" is better, isn't it?
That's for sure!
"Nadal" is better!
What if you close your eyes?!
To be honest, I don't like either of them, but...
"Nadal" is better.
If you're hugged, which one?
It's tough!
I think "Nadal" is better.
Everyone says this!
"Nadal"!
That's right!
It's really "Nadal"!
I think "Nadal" is more in the mood.
I have an image of "Nadal" in a different way.
I think "Nadal" is more in the mood.
It's like "sluice"!
"Sluice" is like "sluice"!
If you're hugged, which one?
I don't like either of them!
"Nadal"!
I think "Nadal" is more in the mood.
What's the result?!
"Nadal" is 69%!
"Nadal" wins!
Is this for real?!
Of course!
What's the point of making me do it?!
Even if you make me do it...
Basically, you know...
You know...
You can't do it just by being hugged.
I'm hiding something.
I'm hiding a technique.
A technique?
You should have told us!
I should have told you!
What's the technique?
It's called "triple impact".
Triple impact?!
Can you tell us?
It's a discipline.
There's a female machine.
There's a technique that starts with a female machine?!
There's definitely one!
It's obvious, right?!
There's no such thing, right?!
There is!
There is, but...
What is there?!
When I drank with Tsuda-san two years ago...
A woman happened to say...
Tsuda-san, you're married. You can't do that.
You can't kiss.
You can't hug.
You can't do all of this.
So please, just lick my little finger.
What are you saying?!
You're amazing!
What are you saying?!
You're amazing!
You have good taste!
No, no, no!
For example...
I won't do it.
When Tsuda-san comes to Tokyo...
All he thinks about is cheating.
That's not true!
That's right!
But he can't cheat because of his self-esteem...
So he's just playing games to suppress his sexual desire.
Playing games?!
Playing games is sexual treatment!
There's no way that's true!
You're licking the controller, aren't you?!
That's ridiculous!
Why would I lick it?!
Lick it! Lick it!
I'd rather lick it than lick a kid!
Lick it?!
I'd rather lick it than lick a kid!
Lick the controller!
And the third thing...
That you can brag about...
I think it's Nadal-san.
Me too, Nadal-san.
Nadal-san, right?
Yeah, he's famous.
Famous!
The result is...
Nadal-san...
Come here!
With 32 to 68, Nadal wins!
Nadal wins!
68%!
If you were born again, which would you choose?
Mr. Tsukida?
I'm not hated that much.
No, you're hated!
No way!
Nadal's life is totally different from others.
See? That's what I'm talking about!
Either way, it's Nadal.
I don't know about Nadal.
Men's popularity is weird.
Either way, it's Nadal.
Then, I guess it's Nadal.
Her voice is good.
She has a good point.
If you were born again...
It's not Nadal, it's Suda-kun.
It's not human...
It's not Nadal, it's Suda-kun.
It's a tie!
Stop, stop, stop!
It's a tie!
I knew it.
I didn't feel it at all.
It's not fair.
Nadal is exposed...
She is exposed...
Honestly, it's not me.
It's like she's about to turn over.
She's cut off from the world...
But she's about to turn over and...
She's about to cut off from the world...
It's like that.
If someone who wasn't about to turn over says it...
It's convincing.
Say it back!
It's nothing to say back.
She's about to turn over.
Nadal has a lot of comments...
There are many people like that, but not many people like Tsuda.
There is a place where it is decided on a certain criteria.
Whether it is good or bad.
I feel like it's mainly about a certain criteria.
How about Tsuda?
No, it's not like that.
I want to ask the supporters.
What is good about Tsuda?
There is.
After all, I don't complain.
Fujimon and Busaiku said to Tsuda.
At that time, I said, "You also have a face like you have been stabbed by a bee."
There was a time when Fujimon fainted.
Well, after that...
Wait a minute!
Take a deep breath!
Go decide it with the first shot!
I couldn't decide it.
What's up with you?
After that, I thought it would be short.
I was thinking about a movie.
The last image survey is...
Which one is more interesting than the entertainer?
For example, this one.
It doesn't matter at all.
There is a part where you only need to get this number five.
That's right.
Yusuke, Nadaru-san.
Nadaru-san.
Your voice is interesting.
Nadaru-san's voice is interesting.
What are you only told?
My basic voice.
I like Tsuda-san's voice better.
I like Shabekuri-man's voice better.
It's Yusuke's power.
Nadaru-san's voice is interesting for everyone.
That's right!
Give it back!
I'm an amateur!
Nadaru-san's voice is interesting.
It suits you.
I like Goi-goi-san's voice.
What's so funny about Goi-goi-san's voice?
Can you stop it?!
Nadaru-san's voice is more interesting than mine.
It's natural and interesting.
Stop it!
Give it back!
Tsuda-san's voice is loud and relaxed.
Is it true?!
To be honest, I think it's interesting.
I like Tsuda-san's voice.
Why do you like Tsuda-san's voice?
In "Yoshimoto Takuya News" in Osaka,
there is a conversation between a woman and a man.
It's very interesting.
I think you will become a world-class manager.
I'm not a world-class manager!
I'm a world-class manager!
Who do you think is interesting?
Me?
Nadaru-san?
I don't know.
That's right!
What's interesting about Nadaru-san's voice?
She shows her personality in front of the TV.
What's wrong with you?!
You're exaggerating!
It's all for you!
Six yen! Six yen!
Six yen!
What?
I'm sure we win this one!
All right!
This is...
This is a perfect position.
This is strange!
As I thought!
This is...
Tsuda-san's voice is definitely interesting.
No, no...
But it's not as perfect as "Tennen", right?
That's fine.
Nadaru-san's program is interesting.
That's right!
I'm interested in being in charge of it.
But I don't want to say it.
Tsuda-san's voice is interesting, of course.
Of course it's funny.
Because you were actually chosen.
No, manzai is funny, but Yusuke's power is mostly manzai.
But it's not his real power.
Manzai is like that.
What?
That's not good.
Manzai is like that.
So is private manzai funny, Nadar?
Do you have a 60cm aquarium and 80cm carp at home?
No, I don't.
You do have a 60cm aquarium.
No, I don't.
Do you spin it around?
No, I don't.
You do have a 60cm aquarium and 80cm carp at home.
No, I don't.
You do have a 60cm aquarium and 80cm carp at home.
Don't say I don't know!
You do have a 60cm aquarium and 80cm carp at home.
No, I don't!
You do have a 60cm aquarium and 80cm carp at home.
No, I don't!
That's what you do.
And I'm the one who saves it.
Thanks to Atsushi.
Thanks to you.
I made a small aquarium in my parents' garden and bought carp.
You know, carp grow bigger than you think.
Then, it got as big as the aquarium and I couldn't do U-turn.
U-turn?
What's that?
I can't do U-turn.
Carp swims around the body?
There are three of them so they are swimming around.
They swim around?
They do!
You don't let them swim around?
I do let them swim around.
You shouldn't do that.
I should avoid doing that.
The image survey battle was won by Nadal with 3 points.
The next battle is "I want gag, I don't want gag"
The fairy school students chose "I want gag" and "I don't want gag" among their own gags.
I'll do "I don't want gag" now.
For future comedy stars.
First of all, please watch their representative gag.
Stop it! Stop it! I'm trapped!
My hand is stuck!
Wow!
She said it!
She said it a lot!
She added it!
Why did you add it in the middle?
I didn't say it like that!
I'll say it right away!
You said it!
It's not funny!
There are no audience!
There is no audience!
Why did you know?
We're in a kitchen!
We can't laugh at kitchen!
Why is it so funny?
You said "I don't want gag" a lot.
Who made it?
Isn't it a intermission?
There are five gags in " Manadaru " too,
but I am confident of not losing.
Even if you tell me to do it now, I can make it.
Can you predict it like that?
I'm practicing.
It doesn't work now.
I don't believe you!
Stop it.
You've been doing it for a while.
Stop it.
I don't believe you!
Stop it!
Stop it.
It doesn't work.
It does.
It's amazing.
It's not your second time.
I feel sorry for you.
You said it.
I don't believe you!
Tsuna-kun is good.
He said it completely!
It's not like that!
Give him back his heart!
It's not like that!
I don't believe you!
You can do it.
I don't believe you!
I like you.
I like you a lot.
Yes.
I'm sorry.
What is it?
I did it with these two.
I did a lot of things.
I did it with these two.
You don't have to think about it.
It's just straight and curry.
That's enough.
I don't think you're thinking about it right now.
No, I'm just doing it one by one.
Which one do you want me to do?
I'm just doing it with rice and curry.
Is it okay for you to say it's really good?
Then give it to me right away.
You only have new menus.
I want you to give it to me right away.
You're saving it and making it, aren't you?
Why don't you give it to me right away when you only have two of them?
That's because you're doing it alone.
You're saving it.
Let's see the results.
Which gag is the most wanted gag by 199 people?
I'm sure it's "goi goi su".
"sugu yu". "sugu yu". "goi goi su".
I'm sure it's "goi goi su".
"tsuda no sugu yu".
"sugu yu" is...
"oro".
83 seconds.
There are many uses for it, right?
That's right.
"sugu yu".
You can use it in various situations,
such as when you go to your seniors' or parents' house.
"sugu yu".
"sugu yu" is interesting as a gag for beginners.
This gag is unique in that it's neither denied nor approved.
"sugu yu".
In the first gag, I thought "goi goi su" would come and I was getting ready.
I said "sugu yu" and it jumped into you.
You said "goi goi su".
I have a mysterious kill, but...
So you jumped?
Yes, that's why I jumped.
You said "goi goi su".
I couldn't stop dancing.
I have a sleazy trick, though.
"fumei yo" gag that we've been told is the least recommended gag is...
I don't know what you're talking about.
"Nadal".
"Icchatteru".
"Icchatteru" got 77 votes.
Many seniors deny it.
What do you mean?
Did you get it from someone?
"Zacco Shichou" keeps saying "Icchatteru", "Yatchatteru", "Yatchatteru", "Yatchatteru"
"Zacco Shichou" keeps denying it.
Isn't it exaggerated?
Someone keeps saying it every time.
I've never seen anyone deny it.
Many people agree with me.
Many people don't like this joke.
I don't think people agree with you.
"Icchatteru" keeps saying "Icchatteru", "Yatchatteru", "Yatchatteru", "Yatchatteru"
I don't think people agree with you.
You make fun of me every time.
What's so funny about "Icchatteru"?
"Icchatteru" is funny?
Of course it is.
"Icchatteru" is not funny.
"Icchatteru" has been popular for about five years.
"Icchatteru" was popular in Okinawa.
What do you mean?
When we were talking about "Icchatteru", an old man came up to us.
"Get down!" we said.
"Get me down!" we said.
That old man said it.
We thought he was funny.
In the air, there were four children.
Really?
Why did you come to Okinawa?
My dad made a mistake and followed me.
The cheerleaders are lying, too.
No, no, no.
Why did you come to Okinawa?
Only Kangen said it.
Why did you come to Okinawa?
Kangen will come to Okinawa, too.
My dad said it, too.
If my dad said it, Kangen will come, too.
If my dad said it, I don't know what will happen.
What is this?
This is...
This is the most confident.
The cheerleaders say it's absolutely okay.
Do you have any evidence?
It's absolutely okay.
It's okay.
We have evidence.
What evidence do you have?
There was a TV show where Nadal was diagnosed with hypnosis.
Nadal was diagnosed with hypnosis.
And he became a Shamel lion in an anime called "I am a beast"!
No, no, no.
It's not Shamel.
He is usually a Gao in an anime, isn't he?
Which one will TV staff choose for Nadal and Tsuda?
The result is...
Next episode of "TV Chidori" is about old-fashioned entertainers making funny characters!
However!
There is a VTR I want you to watch.
He's a really good dad.
Their feelings of support go in an unexpected direction!
A man in Tokyo!
It's "Sunday 10 o'clock"!
DVD and Blu-ray of "50-yea 50-yea" are on sale now!
The special footage that can only be seen on DVD is also...
Limited edition!
Which of the TV staff will become Tsuda and Nadaru?
This is a little important.
The result is...
This one!
It's already announced!
It's coming!
It's definitely coming at a good place!
It's coming!
"50-yea 50-yea 49-yea" and Tsuda wins!
This can't be true!
It's a close race!
Nadaru is always on TV!
No, no, no!
First of all, the reason for Nadaru's defeat!
A woman writer in her 40s!
No matter what kind of project it is, it's easy to come up with.
In addition to being able to eat junk food or laugh about defeat,
it has a habit of becoming cute.
In today's world, Tsuda-san, who is always angry,
doesn't give viewers a sense of discomfort.
33 years old, male writer.
Nadaru has the image of being able to be active even alone,
but Tsuda-san doesn't have the image of being able to be active even alone,
and the project doesn't come to mind.
That's his talent!
I don't think this writer will write a project letter anymore.
There are people like that in this industry.
No, there aren't!
I'm sorry, I said too much.
The winner is Tsuda-san!
Because I win!
Because you win, Tsuda-san!
Thank you!
Don't be irritated.
31 years old, male director.
With Nadaru-san, you can only do projects featuring junk food,
but with Tsuda-san, you can also do pranks and hang out in the city.
You can do it! Hang out in the city!
You can do it?
46 years old, male broadcaster.
Nadaru's name doesn't seem to be organized well.
Eliminate it with Tsuda.
35 years old, female director.
A few years ago, Nadaru-san came as a guest on "Fashion Corner",
but there weren't many comments and reactions.
A few years ago...
Other guests who weren't entertainers were more interesting,
so we used them a lot and somehow "Corner" was established.
Since then, Nadaru-san has made sure that he doesn't appear in "Guest 1" either.
What a shame!
Nadaru, you'd better be angry.
I will.
Tell him.
I'll regret it.
Really.
You just said "I think"
You just said "I think", didn't you?
You said "it's about to get interesting", didn't you?
I have no choice but to say "I think".
You said "it's about to get interesting", didn't you?
If you'd tried a little harder...
No, you said "it's about to get interesting", didn't you?
You said "it's about to get interesting", didn't you?
What kind of comment is that?!
You said "it's about to get interesting", didn't you?!
You said "it's about to get interesting", didn't you?
What kind of comment is that?!
What a shame!
You said "it's about to get interesting", didn't you?!
Wait!
What?!
Then wait!
Then I'd like you to say something more!
You said "it's about to get interesting", didn't you?!
After the third match, Tetsuda leads.
The next match is a straight draw!
This is it!
I'd like to see it!
As we showed you earlier,
we'd like to announce the remaining 25 items that we think can beat each other.
What are they?
Tsuda-kun, right?
These are the 30 items that we think can beat Tsuda-kun.
As we mentioned earlier, we're aiming for a new record.
Other than that, we have 25 items.
The sixth item is IKEA's furniture.
The top of the saw is...
Cleanliness, sword, big voice, fishing, car parking, quiz, bench press, impersonation, tears, food, child treatment, effort, card, photo of a person, feet size, gentleman's treatment of women,
food, pasta, fencing, children's toys, trust from seniors, game, and last but not least, kiss.
Let's narrow it down.
What do you think, Yusuke?
Sugi Masayuki's impersonation is already number 18.
He appeared in "R-1" with his impersonation.
He appeared in "R-1" with his impersonation and lost in the second round even though he's a comedian.
That's not good!
He had a lot of guts.
That's right.
You admit that your impersonation is similar?
Because I got sunglasses from Sugi Masayuki.
From Martin.
From him.
You're a successor.
I'm a successor.
You're from Marcy, aren't you?
No, I'm from Marcy.
You're from Marcy.
I got it from Martin.
You're not from Marcy, are you?
I got it.
But let me see your successor's impersonation.
Is that for real?
That's for real.
That's amazing!
That's for real.
That's true.
That looks expensive!
Here it is.
This is it.
This is it?
What about the rest?
Don't say "continue singing".
Sing another song.
That's not it.
Sing another song.
That's not it.
If you're giving us permission, you have to sing a different song.
That's not it.
What's wrong with you?
You're only singing "curry".
There's a song you sang last year in Kohaku.
Yes, there is.
What was it?
Did you steal it?
No, no, no.
It's a famous song.
Today in Shibuya...
Do you say that?
That's not it.
Today in Shibuya...
That's not it.
Straightforward...
That's not it.
It's just the beginning.
That's not it.
Why is the choreography different?
It's the same, Nadal.
Why do you only sing this song?
Next, what do you think Nadal can beat Tsuda?
Here are the remaining 25 songs.
The one painted in pink is the one we introduced earlier.
Other than that, "tsukkomi", "oogiri", "monoboke", "tsuri no kijutsu", "kataashidachi", "orikai", "kugiuchi", "ippan joushiki", "ikitome", "fashion", "present", "gesture", "ringo no kawamuki", "lifting",
"oshizumo", "akuryoku", "rokuyon no sumabura", "rokuyon" isn't "switch" anymore.
"switch" isn't "rokuyon" anymore.
"tsukimi rokuyon", "kyoujou", "squat", "uta", "getemono gui", "kendama", "chicken race", "nanika no odori gui"
What is "nanika no odori gui"?
"nanika no edo" is "rokuyon no sumabura"
"rokuyon" is "sougen ponshou"
"sougen ponshou" is "rokuyon no sumabura"
What is "rokuyon"?
Isn't "sougen ponshou" new?
It's okay if it's new, but "rokuyon" is also "sougen ponshou"
What is "nanika no odori gui"?
Anything is okay?
Anyway, if you say "odori gui", Tsuda-san will say "odori gui"
Let's see if they are good at "odori gui"
How do you do it?
What's good about it?
Is there such a technique?
The correct answer for "odori gui" is how cruel you show it.
Is it that?
Oh, it's an octopus.
This is standard.
It's working.
It's a standard "odori gui", but you're surprised.
"odori gui" is an octopus.
It doesn't mean it's going to be funny.
Is it funny?
No, it's not like that.
The correct answer is funny.
It can be funny, too.
Then, let's go with "funny".
We'll go with "funny".
Eherian's legs!
Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom!
Do you want to go out?
It's about to get funny! Take it off!
It's too much! It's too much!
It's about to get funny! Take it off!
It's not even a game yet!
Do it normally! Do it normally!
I'll go.
You're not good at taking it off!
It's too fast!
It's like soba!
Isn't it amazing?
I can't afford it!
You can't do it, can you?
I can do it!
Stop it! Don't push yourself!
It's not coming back!
It's like "modoridako"! Stop with "modoridako"!
Look! It's amazing!
It's like "modoridako"!
Look! Look! Look!
You can do it all!
It's amazing!
You can do it all!
I don't know which one came out.
Which one came out?
If you can't do it, don't do it!
It's the worst!
It all came out!
It's like "hightart"!
Cover it up!
It's like "hightart"!
Cover it up!
It's like "hightart"!
Push it!
It means "thank you for the meal"!
Not a single words!
Bill! Bill! Bill!
I didn't save!
Close the cap and go!
What's with your face?
Are you trying to be funny?
I took out all of it.
It came out with a bullet.
Not a single word came out of it.
Now that they've shown their special skills,
they'll have a direct match!
This is the studio direct match!
Ass-kicking death match!
Wow, this is...
Oh, it's an exhibition now.
If you kick each other's butts and give up, you lose.
Oh, it's easy to understand.
But Tsuda-san said he's good at kicking.
And Nadal-san said it somewhere.
Oh, it's about standing on one leg?
No, it's about lifting.
Oh, I see.
You're confident in your legs.
The two of them are confident in their legs.
So, this is the ass-kicking death match.
The first match will be between the juniors!
Nadal, your butt.
Yes, my butt.
Kill me with your butt.
Let's start with Nadal!
Ass-kicking death match!
Go, Nadal!
What's wrong?
Oh, he gave up!
No, no, no.
He gave up?
No, no.
He gave up first.
It's working all of a sudden.
Koko and Tsuda!
Give it to me.
Go!
Face forward!
Good!
Give up!
How's that?!
He said "ass"!
He has room for that!
Do it! Do it!
His ass looks like he's giving up.
What?!
Nadal, you can't do it.
How's that?!
No, you can't do it.
He said "ass"!
No, you can't do it.
You're giving up?!
He said it!
You're giving up?!
Which one?!
Say it properly!
Say it again!
Can you do it?!
Let's do it again!
Nadal, you can't do it.
You can't do it.
There's a chance you'll give up next.
Nadal...
Nadal, you kick and then give up?!
Do you kick and then give up?!
Kick and then give up?!
I won't do that!
I don't like that kind of game!
Kick and then give up?!
I won't do it!
Nadal's legs are weak.
Kick and then give up?!
He's crazy!
Nadal's legs are weak.
You can give up at any time!
Say it!
Let's do it!
Second round!
Go ahead!
Ouch!
What's up? What's up?
What's up?
My leg is gone.
No, no, no, no.
You can give up.
What are you doing?
Give up?
I'm sorry. I have to give up.
Give up?
Why? Why?
My leg is gone.
I can't do this anymore.
I'm serious.
How about you? How about you?
Give up?
I can't do this anymore.
You can't?
You can't do this anymore?
Can you do this?
Can you accept it?
Accept it.
Why do you have to accept it everyone?
What kind of budget are you spending on this?
Take it. Take it.
What kind of budget are you spending on this?
You can do this twice next time.
Of course.
You can do it the second time next time too.
Yes, you can.
Do it! Do it!
Do it for the last time!
Because it can be soon.
I'm so sorry!
You're so close now!
I'm sorry!
Go ahead!
I'm sorry...
Which one is it? Which one is it?
Give! Give!
Which one is it?
Natal, give up!
Tsuda's victory!
I won! I won!
Tsuda's victory!
We did it, Mr. Tsuda!
We did it!
We won!
Mr. Tsuda is strong.
I lost by 3 points...
I lost by 3 points!
Tsuda vs. Natal is getting bigger and bigger!
The last battle theme is...
Which one is loved by the laughing god?
Which one is it?
Please get ready!
I see...
Out of six of these sushi, two of them contain a lot of wasabi.
If you eat them alternately and the laughing god gets off, you win.
The one with wasabi on wins.
Does it belong to the laughing god?
That's right.
It's loved.
When we went to watch a baseball match, when the giant Abe wasn't feeling well, a liner hit Natal's heart.
Yo! Yo! You're still alive!
Die! Die!
The people around me said, "Natal! Natal! It's dangerous!"
While you were watching the match?
While I was watching the match!
There's no such thing, right?
How is it?
You're burning up, aren't you?
I have no idea!
It's not when you're touching your mouth that you feel like this, is it?
Once, when we went with you to some really fancy bar, you stepped off and hit your back against the chair and got on it and hit it.
I fell down.
Give me a break, will you?
You shouldn't have said that.
I was betrayed.
Give me a break, will you?
Give me a real break, will you?
This is the most useful thing I've ever used.
This is the first time I've used it well.
Now, it's important to decide who goes first.
Let's decide by rock-paper-scissors.
Rock-paper-scissors.
Let's do it.
There is a possibility of ending it.
Before you eat it, you should sterilize it.
Do you really have it?
Sterilize it.
You can't do it with your own tongue.
Can I ask you to make it into an octopus?
I can't watch it.
I can eat it with my own hands.
I'm not good at dancing.
Then, Mr. Nadar,
two-sixths of wasabi.
Please decide by rock-paper-scissors.
It's fast.
Then, take off the lid.
I can't see it anymore.
Then, please eat it.
Let me eat it.
It looks big.
It's big.
This week's "Mokuyo Shinya's"
"Ame to Ooku" is a sudden game.
I put out too much.
It's cool and interesting that you can't taste it in a new book.
I think all of them are in a gas station.
This week's "Mokuyo Shinya's"
Six minutes.
Up to now, we've introduced "softbank" and
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I'm going to eat it.
It looks big.
It's big.
Did he eat it?
What?
Really?
Please give me water!
Really?
Please give me water!
Wait, his face...
That face...
If you beat him, you win!
It's the face of an octopus!
So, Nadal was the first one to get it right!
Nadal wins!
I don't know if it's good or bad!
I have it!
If you get it right on the first try, you can have it!
That's right!
It's 1/5, so this one is amazing!
Well, it's fine, right?
You can do it!
But you probably can't do it!
No, I'll definitely get it right!
It's 1/5, but it's fine, right?
I'll do it!
Nadal was 1/6, but you can do it with 1/5!
I can do it!
If you get it right on this one, it's amazing!
Well, it's 1/5 now, but I'll do it!
You can do it!
Everyone in the cheering squad, it's fine, right?
It's fine!
1/5, Tsuda will probably burn worse!
That's right!
After being cornered!
Well, after being cornered, can he show his strength?
Yes!
Tsuda-san!
Please choose!
I can see it!
It was shining!
It's shining!
It's shining, but you can't see it!
Please give me water!
God of fortune told me!
Yes!
It's fine!
The rice box is in the back!
Don't spit it out right away!
Don't react like a monkey!
I'm going to swim!
Chew more!
There's more!
There's more wasabi in it!
I heard it!
There's a lot of wasabi in it!
Chew it!
It's fine if you spit it out!
Tsuda!
It's delicious!
What's wrong?
It's fine!
Do it!
Chew it!
There's nothing in it!
One more! One more! One more!
It's a freebie!
It's really a freebie!
He was a little nervous.
There it is! There it is!
It's fast.
This is bad.
Look for it! Look for it!
It's faster when you're looking for it. How is it?
It's good.
It's a freebie. You can't eat it.
One more! One more!
He's eating sushi.
What is it?
It's good.
One more! One more!
It's good.
On the contrary, it's good!
Then it's good!
In this game, Tsuda won!
He ate it all deliciously.
Why? Why?
It's amazing!
It's cute!
He's digging it in.
Has this ever happened?
Is this not included?
I want to know about it.
Sekimachi-kun, can you do it?
It has nothing to do with it.
It's included.
Don't worry about it at the end.
It might have nothing to do with it.
It might have not included it.
It might have nothing to do with it.
Isn't it included in the menu?
Let's go.
Correct answer!
Ume?
What?
You said something, didn't you?
Wait a minute.
What did you say?
Ume?
You said something like Lupin III.
Ume?
You said something like Lupin III.
Which one is it?
What did you say?
What did you say, Lupin?
It's confusing.
I thought you said "umai" (delicious)
It's spicy.
Didn't you say "ume"?
No, I said "ume".
I don't know what you said.
Ume?
It's spicy.
It's included in the menu.
So, it's amazing that they didn't use wasabi.
It's amazing that they used wasabi in the first round.
So, you two are amazing.
You're a draw.
Yes, we are.
You're a draw.
Can you play against each other again next time?
You're a draw.
Can you play against each other again next time?
You're a draw.
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