AISubs v3.6
Next Thursday night, we'll have a three-hour special with Ronhow and Golden!
A hot sports battle between female entertainers!
Rivals, Nicole and Micho Panic!
Journalists, journalists, and members are also rooting for them!
A touch and growl of each band!
But, the strongest rival of FIFTY-A has appeared!
What?! It's FIFTY-A!
FIFTY-A VS FIFTY-A!
A live-streaming battle for a new song!
The results will be revealed on Thursday's live broadcast!
And tonight...
We'll show you a super-precious scene where each band has given their all!
FIFTY-A VS FIFTY-A
You don't want me to call you "pork", do you?
I didn't call you "pork"!
Tonight, we will not fight on land, but in water.
We will decide who will go first and announce it.
Let's watch it.
Here we go!
I can't win every time, but I'll do it today.
Let's watch it from the first year of ARIOSHI.
There are many precious scenes of women's fights.
Let's start with the 25-meter freestyle.
Here are the members of the first race.
Kayoko Okubo is mixed with three gravure dancers.
Did you do gravure dancing at that time?
There are eight pages in "Weekly Taishou".
I won't lose!
Let's see their poses.
The first racer is Konno.
Inamura-san!
Show me your swing!
Which one?
I'll throw it!
Be careful.
His arms are shaking.
The second racer is Chacha.
I'm not good at it.
She looks like a maniac.
I feel like I've done it before.
Here is Nakamura-san.
Be quiet!
I've released 38 DVDs.
Show me your back!
I'll do my best!
Are you ready, Okubo-san?
I'm ready!
Thank you!
Thank you, Okubo-san!
Do you want to take a picture?
Sexy!
This is it.
Who will win the sexy battle?
Go!
The first one to jump out is
Itamura Ani.
The second one is Nakamura Otsukihanasu.
Nakamura is the fourth one.
Inamura is first.
The first one is Inamura, the second one is Nakamura and the third one is Ogura.
They are not swimming.
Go go!
They are the fourth one.
Inamura is coming in first!
Just as I said.
Nakamura is in 8th place.
I can tell that his chest was hurting.
Her body is erotic.
Are you excited?
Mr. Okubo.
Why don't you take off your goggles?
It's ugly.
Show me.
I want to see you in person.
Your makeup is off.
It's okay.
Your makeup is off.
It's like a big lid.
Next is this race in 2014.
First course, Harrison Minowa.
He knows how to have fun, but he doesn't know how to swim.
Second course,
female number one weight class,
Harrison Kontoh.
Third course,
Tamotori Suimaa, former member of S.D.A.
Fourth course,
he has confidence in swimming,
he is a tsunami swimmer.
There is a competition between
Harrison and Tamotori.
Are you confident in swimming?
I don't have much experience of swimming, but next to me is a kappa who is strong against water.
Thank you very much.
You are fast at swimming, aren't you?
I was fast last year, but how about today?
You are fast at horseback riding, aren't you?
I will do my best.
You are going around.
Mr. Degawa, what is your favorite?
It's been a year since I watched "REG".
Mr. Degawa!
Do you only watch "V-LINE"?
No, I don't watch "V-LINE" at all.
You haven't watched "V-LINE" even once?
No, I haven't. Because I'm not an erotic character.
Marutaka takes the lead in front of the screen.
Santosu's Noro is chasing him.
Marutaka escapes.
One car for Marutaka. Two cars for Noro.
Three cars for Minowa.
You look tired.
I'm fine.
Marutaka takes the lead.
The storm was beautiful.
Really?
You lost, Noro.
I did too much diving.
You were diving.
I thought I could do it faster.
Did you do it under your weight?
No, I didn't do it in front of you.
You did it under your weight.
You did it faster.
You were closer to the builder when you were wet.
I'm not a builder when I'm wet.
You're good at deep sea diving.
You're good at diving.
I'm not good at diving.
I'm good at diving.
Next is this race with old men.
This is Fujiwara circuit.
We don't have any customers.
World class.
I think Haranishi is faster in this race.
I'm not a rival here.
Can I do my best to beat you?
I'll do my best!
It's normal! It's normal! It's normal!
I'm sorry, I can't hear you.
I can't hear you.
It was a difficult game.
I can't hear you. You chose the wrong game.
Why did you choose that game?
Degawa-san!
Yes!
What is it?
You are the fastest swimmer in Tsumogura!
What?
You are the fastest swimmer in Tsumogura!
Thank you!
I'm going to drown!
He's going to drown.
In the horseback race,
is there a word you say to God
in order to swim faster?
There is a ceremony.
Give me strength!
You can't do that!
Hanyu-san!
If I win first place this time,
there is something I want to tell everyone.
What is it?
An announcement?
What is it that Hanyu-san wants to say?
In front of the screen is Haranishi.
And next to him is Fujibo.
The second course, Ariyoshi is also swimming hard.
Haranishi goes for a goal.
The winner is...
Degawa-san.
So, Haranishi-san, you were faster, right?
Yesterday, my house key broke.
I tried to save up some money, but I only got about 80,000 yen.
What are you talking about?
It's like a sports competition every time.
What is it?
Stop joking around.
A nine-year-old girl gave me one of these.
Haranishi-san, can you stop joking around?
Got it.
Degawa Haranishi-san!
Yes!
Got it!
No, no.
Why?
I've never won a game before.
I've been swimming since yesterday.
You're not in the right position to say you want to go abroad.
But I do have something to tell you.
If you're not first place, it doesn't make any sense.
You're third place, so it's fine.
You're first place, so it's fine.
You're old!
You're first place, so it's fine.
You're old!
You're first place, so it's fine.
Next up is this race in Zakiyama-toushou.
In the sports test, Harini with 476 abs and swimming skills
are competing against two rivals in Zakiyama-takeyama.
Biking with little image of sports.
Zakiyama and Takeyama's rival showdown.
The one who wins today will be senior.
No, you won't change.
Harry.
For this competition, I shaved all my hair last night.
Nishiemura, how about swimming?
I can only backstroke.
That's rare.
Backstroke is fast.
I'm confident in backstroke.
You have more freedom, don't you?
It's okay if it's fast, but I can't look at you even if you are late in backstroke.
It's okay. It's faster than crawl.
Really?
Then, let's start soon.
Let's go!
Excuse me, we are recording now.
This dangerous guy can't come here.
What's that?
Someone burn this flower.
If you have such a problem, burn it.
One young man and four old men.
Take care of it.
Bunt and Harry are in first place.
Then, in the back, Takeyama and in the front, Gotoge are in second place.
It's still early, it's still early.
Harry, spread your wings to the girls and go for first place!
Second place is Gotoge, third place is Takeyama, fourth place is Zakkyama.
Third place is Nishimura.
First place is Harry!
Harry!
In this aspect, you can't lose.
That's right.
It was windy.
The weather wasn't good at all.
You wore two clothes.
That's right.
But you wore a hat.
It doesn't matter.
I didn't know what it would do to my back.
It was spinning.
It was like a motor.
It was spinning like this.
Takeyama, how did you fight with Zakkyama?
There's a difference in strength, right?
To be honest, you might not be able to see it in the water,
but there's a lot of pachinko balls.
What's that?
In the water?
It's like this.
How does it affect you?
It falls down.
Why do I have to run like this?
In the same place.
In the water, nowhere else but Whisby and Atsushi are entering.
Sports don't matter no matter what you do.
He's called "Momoshin" and keeps being made fun of.
But he'll show us his cool side!
Mr. Cameraman!
Which one of you is more confident?
You're more confident, right?
Which one of you is more confident?
I don't know!
Stop it!
I got it!
What is it?
There was something like full force support!
I got it! If you support me, will you do it for me?
Please!
Do your best!
You can do it! You can do it! You can do it!
Water?
I can drink it!
A woman? A woman? A woman?
I can eat it!
Atsushi, have you been practicing swimming in the past two years?
Well, I do go to the gym.
The gym?
You're in good shape, aren't you?
I am.
It's different this time.
The atmosphere is different.
The atmosphere is different from usual.
That's true.
You've shaken it enough.
It's okay now, isn't it?
You've shaken it enough.
You've shaken it enough, haven't you?
You've shaken it enough.
You've shaken it enough, haven't you?
Will there be a change of fate?
Take your mark.
The show is over.
It's finally over!
While Whisby and Daiki are leading, Atsushi disappears from the screen pretty quickly.
Whisby and Daiki are going to his side.
You're obedient! You're so fast!
You're so fast!
Daiki is in first!
And last!
Whisby is one, two, finish!
Why are you doing that?
Today, Atsushi shows his ugly side again.
What's wrong with you now?
You're like a demon.
They finally reached the goal.
Brilliant finished in one-two.
The three of you had a close game, didn't you?
The four of you are apologizing.
What kind of apology is that?
It's fine. It's fine.
We had to shake this side, so it was hard.
The atmosphere is different from usual.
We had to shake it.
Tana-chan did her best, too.
It was close.
Unfortunately.
It's a little unfortunate.
I'm sorry.
There is no woman in this village.
There shouldn't be.
There isn't.
There was one woman.
I'm sorry.
Which one of you is it?
We're not friends.
We're residents.
New members added.
A fierce sports battle between female entertainers.
Popular YouTubers with hundreds of subscribers.
Girls and idols are also working hard.
A star has appeared.
And that popular entertainer who is now popular with 50 yen.
A declaration of war.
A man with 50 yen.
His goal tonight is...
To get into the water.
First, a battle between senior and junior members of the magazine "popteen".
What do you think, Suuki-san?
I'll crush you, junior!
You're good.
But I don't want to be hit by a dumpling like this.
Oh, my.
I'm sorry.
Don't worry about your seniors.
I'd like you to clash with each other.
I used to be in this pool.
If you beat Tosya, you'll be very angry.
Tosya?
It doesn't matter if you're a senior or junior.
Go for it!
It's fluttering
Push the button!
Go for it!
Push the button!
Go for it!
What did you do?
What did you do to Miko?
I pushed it
You pushed it!
Can it rotate like that?
That's a penalty
Penalty!
I'll take 10,000 yen
Wait! Wait!
Wait!
Next is gravure battle
Inamura Abi vs Nakamura Shizuka
If it's power, it's Inamura
That's right
Besides, I'm good at throwing questions
Really?
When I was in high school, my friends often threw questions at me
I'm good at it
You can do it!
Today, Nakamura will do it in an instant
Nakamura is flexible
I'll do my best for the blue team
Go for it!
Look at each other!
Stay there!
Go for it!
What's up with you Inamura?
You did it!
You did it again!
What's up with you Inamura?
Well, I lost strength
If you go from above like that, you'll get in for sure
She's really angry
I thought you were going to do it
Recently you've been doing it from above all the time
The basic thing is discipline
It's not discipline
Next up is the battle between F cup gladol and Okubo
You can't lose, can you Okubo?
I can't lose
There's a battle you can't lose
If you look closely at her, she has a face like Hidero
Hidero
Makeup only?
Hidero
But Okubo, you did the bag closing game recently, didn't you?
I did
She was like a new born female gorilla
Go for it!
She's starting to think
She's...
She's getting plastic surgery!
Stop it!
Okubo!
I didn't do it!
Booze! Booze! Booze!
Mom! Mom!
Don't lose! Don't lose!
An ugly battle, and the result is...
Look closely! Look closely!
Makeup!
Makeup only!
There's some left!
Nice one, Okamoto-san!
He's trying to kill her!
Okamoto-san is about to fall!
Show me your skills!
Okamoto-san is about to fall!
Everyone, please support Okamoto-san!
Hey, Tsuba, you're playing too hard!
You did it!
Tsuba, you did it!
Tsuba, you're playing too hard!
I'm sorry, but I threw Tsuba at you, so you have to pay me back.
You'll get 10,000 yen, right?
Yes, I will.
How much will you pay me back?
I'll pay you back a little.
Next up is...
Atsushi-san's team, Harisenbon Kondo-san's team,
Ryota-san's team, Ninja Kondo-san's team!
Show me who's the real Kondo!
Don't call yourself Kondo if you lose!
How old are you?
We're the same age.
Go, go!
I want you to win against Atsushi.
What do you mean "win against Atsushi"?
Everyday, I'm your mother.
I'm not your mother everyday!
Not a single day!
Which is the real chaos?
Look at each other! Look at each other!
The one who falls into the water first is the loser!
Remaining!
I'm sorry, but I can't do it.
You're strong!
Red Condor wins!
Red Condor won!
He did it!
He protected Condor!
Next up is Takeyama vs Zakiyama!
Takeyama wins!
Next up is a stand-up competition.
It's not a stand-up competition!
Master is behind you.
It's not a stand-up competition!
You're talking too much, Takeyama!
Master is angry.
Master, how do you like our sumo competition?
Takeyama, I'll remind you of the past and give you a lesson, Takeyama!
Don't call me Takeyama!
I'm your senior!
He's joking around on sacred soil, but...
You're strong!
He survived!
Throw it!
We have to change it!
Welcome!
You're crazy!
What are you doing, Zaki?!
I was taking off my clothes, but I got too into it.
Master!
Next up is Ariyoshi versus Tanaka!
I'm a local senior.
Oh, it's a Hiroshima match!
He used to do judo!
He's strong!
He's always someone I can't beat, but I'll beat you today!
No, you're not like that!
Look at each other!
Okay!
You're left!
Ariyoshi!
What are you doing?
You're crazy!
Thank you!
Who?
Again, the battle hasn't started yet.
Fall down! Fall down!
Please fall down! Please fall down!
It's only three of you!
No! No! No! Please fall down!
No!
My chest hurts!
You dropped it wrong, Ariyoshi!
You dropped it in the water!
You didn't drop it here!
But even if I tap it, it won't let me talk at all!
There's no "tap" in sumo!
And the first match of Musubi is...
Atsushi vs Kano!
There were many pranks, Kano got caught, and Atsushi kept jumping in...
Why can't you listen to me until the end?!
By the way, in the previous match...
Get ready!
Atsushi ended up doing even more humiliating things...
No! No! That wasn't it at all!
And in 2014...
I won't let you do it again!
And even in the summer...
Kano kept losing and lost for three years...
And...
Don't look at me like that!
Kano got scolded...
It's easy for you to say!
It's because you lost!
This time, Kano and his family will have a revenge match!
Thursday night at 8 PM, "SPECIAL"!
"FIFTY YEAR" is a new song battle with its strongest rivals!
I have poison in me for you like that
A miracle melody dance with a hidden poison!
"FIFTY YEAR"'s new representative work, "BIRTH"!
Did you bring this yourself?
It's not a merry-go-round, Satoyan.
You like hot stuff, don't you?
"LOCAL SCORCH TEST"'s 7th generation "BOY O'HARE"!
Are you wearing sumo clothes?
I'm not wearing sumo clothes!
SUMO MATCH
This time, Kano will have a revenge match!
This is a match of fate.
Last year, Kano won and since then, he's been complaining.
That's right. It's not like that in the studio.
But in this atmosphere, hot stuff looks really small.
It looks small!
It's a very strange feeling.
They say it's hot, but how is it this year?
Um...
It was wet last year and the year before that.
Is that true?
It's crazy!
Last year and the year before that.
It was wet last year and the year before that.
It was wet, so...
So, if Kano wins again this time, is it okay to continue complaining?
That's right.
But, you know...
Not only complaining, but also continuing...
Continuing... Is there anything else?
ONE DAY LOVER
That's good!
One day?
If he loses, he'll get a warning and "ONE DAY LOVER"!
I can't let Kano get any more excited than this!
Get ready...
Not yet!
Go!
Oh! Oh! He got it! He got it!
Go! Do your best!
Change your legs! Change your legs!
Change your legs until you reach your head!
Ahhh! It hurts!
You can't use your fingers! You can't use your fingers!
Be careful!
You're too weak!
(Applause)
You did it!
(Applause)
You're too weak!
What are you saying Yankee?
I can't say anything
You can't do anything
I'm sorry
Sorry for what?
I'll do it again
It's sumo
All out war?
All out war
Ansushi showed his ugly face again
The winner is Yankee!
I don't care what you do, just win for me!
Ready? Go!
This man's way of getting frustrated is one step ahead.
This will continue for a long time and one day.
Thank you very much.
It's cool, isn't it?
Why is it your true image?
It's my true image.
As expected, in that moment, my true image came with me.
Like this, Ryuken.
Do you want me to bring you a buster?
Hurry up!
It's over. It's over.
What?
Kawaii Demo-dama! Kawaii Demo-dama!
Welcome back!
It's been a while.
It's been a while!
Next is water-type waterproof diving.
You can dive from Kuwan-kei to Ukushi.
After 5 seconds, there will be a fierce flood.
Let's see how many times they can fly.
The entry is this member, who has been raised from a sexy type.
First is Nicole's challenge.
I'm really good at skydiving.
I can also double jump.
Earn it, earn it.
Fujita and Nicole's challenge, start!
Let's go!
You can do it!
After 5 seconds, there will be a fierce flood.
There it is!
How many times will it stop from here?
It's dangerous in the middle!
The flood is getting in the way of the downslope.
It's not a downslope!
It's not a downslope! It's a downslope!
You can do it, Nicole!
Nicole is suffering!
It's falling! It's dangerous!
You can do it, Nicole!
Nicole, you can do it!
You can do it, Nicole!
You can do it!
She's attacking the chest this time!
She can jump, she can jump!
Make it a downslope! Make it a downslope!
She's starting to not be able to jump well.
The number of times she's not gaining any!
It's a downslope! It's a downslope!
It's not a downslope!
It's a downslope! It's a downslope!
Her legs don't go up at all
Isn't it too low than Tanden?
It's just right
The second challenger is Kamisuing Inomura
I want to keep the result
Inomura's challenge, start
Her waist is firm
She's going to get a penalty in 5 seconds
She's attacking from the top and bottom
She's going to get a penalty
Her legs are firm
Fly! Fly!
She's fast!
The record is four times.
How is it?
Good?
You've been attacked in many places, haven't you?
That's right. I've been attacked too much that I couldn't stop.
Don't rub your chest like that.
Next up is the G-CUP Grand Prix, Siaska.
Start!
You have to do it fast.
Go! Go! Go!
You can do it! You can do it!
Start!
No! No! Not like that!
More! More! More! More!
Go! Go! Go!
Your aim is to rub your chest.
Make a posture! Make a posture!
Make a posture!
Push up! Push up!
Push up!
Hold it! Hold it! Hold it!
Hold it! Hold it!
She made it four times.
Next is F-cup battle, Sayaka Tomaru.
It's like a battle of mouths. If it falls into water, you're in big trouble.
Rino Murata will do the water repellent.
Go ahead!
Alright, good.
Good! Good! Good!
Alright, do your best! Do your best!
Start!
The water is in his chest.
Next, aim at his feet.
Is it getting harder and harder?
Hurry up!
One, two, three!
Give up?
I'm scared of falling.
Give up?
She gave up 12 times.
Good luck, Yuki!
Morning!
The women's entertainment sports test ends this year.
Fresh new members have arrived.
From morning till night, they're all Tokyo.
Nekomi.
Nicole.
Tokyo at night!
They jumped into the water.
Their next entry is...
Can they stand the water?
Are they going to make it?
Don't you want some support?
I want some support!
Is there a different one?
A different one?
Then...
Can you do it?
I'll do it in a different way.
A different way?
Go! Go! Let's go!
Go! Go!
Cute!
Chia too!
Ready, start!
Do your best!
It's no good!
Ah, it's too late!
It's too late!
Do your best!
Ah, it's too late!
It's too late!
Ah, it's too late!
The record is the lowest, one time.
Ah, it's too late!
I'm happy!
Only my eyes and my head are like this!
But it was cool!
It's a chance, right?
Good! Good!
I love you, Uga-chan!
Please marry me!
I'm sorry!
Ah, then I'll eat you!
Ah, it's too late!
Why is it too late?
Then wake up another woman!
Don't say that!
It's bad, but...
Why did you give me a humanoid?
Give it back!
Next is high-altitude race!
And, 5 seconds later, volleyball!
The players are Harry and H.C.!
Start!
It's the first shot!
The ball comes from behind Bobby.
Hit close to the face!
One more!
Now from above!
And two shots in the middle!
Hit it!
Nice!
Nice! They're dividing it up and down!
Earlier, one of them was aiming for the "tande"
But "tande" is already a "kintama" (gold ball)
Last up is Paragishi, who's good at swimming!
Can he hope for a "rabatobi" as well?
Start!
No, no, no!
What are you doing with the ball?
Hit it forward! Forward! Forward!
He's holding it in!
Hey!
Why did you stand up like that?
I didn't think you'd be able to hit it like that on the spot!
It hits you in the head!
That's not it!
It's because you're standing still!
Atsushi san
Yes
Is it ok for you to do taping every turn?
Oh my
Is your shoulder ok?
Yes, it's ok
It's not good if you don't lead in front of Atsushi san
Please do it
Ok
I'll make insurance
It's impossible if you don't talk for one turn
One turn
Do your best
How good Atsushi san is leading in front of Atsushi san?
I'll tell Atsushi san
Hey, Atsushi
You're weak
Do your best
Yes
Swim with all your might
That's important
Swim with all your might
He's so stable
They'll do a live stream and compete against each other
Ducklesquet is here
His goal is ...
One with Fates
His goal is to team up with his brothers
Please don't do it
What's the difference between normal teaming?
His goal for this week is ...
In front of Abeto Oak,
London Punch Gun Special
Let's do it!
The first place goes to Ka-kun and Hara-nushi!
Both teams are off to a good start, but assist team Ka- kun is slowly taking the lead.
The second team is Shoko and Alexandra.
Assist team is spreading the gap between Shoko and Alexandra.
But assist team wants a little more savings.
The third team is Parry and Starco.
Both teams have increased their chances.
Oh no, it's not enough!
The gap is still two meters.
The lead is not enough!
The fourth team is Paka and Boy.
Both teams have Nicole.
Nicole! Nicole!
The gap is spreading little by little.
How about this gap?
The assist team is off to a good start.
The gap is still seven meters.
The assist team is off to a good start.
The assist team is trying hard.
The assist team is running away.
The gap is still five meters.
The gap is spreading little by little.
The assist team is leading!
I can't believe it!
We lost!
Did you lose?
I lost
I didn't have enough money
I thought I had enough money
I didn't have enough money
I'm tired
He is the best member
We talked about half of it
I don't know if you saw it or not
I'm not that kind of person
Why are you trying to be cool?
I'm not cool
Tell me your true feelings
You are crazy
I'm sick of you
Just leave your car there
It doesn't make sense for you to be there
Kippiee!
TV show "Cross-generation" introduces how to find a round stone!
It's "sharp one"!
"Sharp one"!
So you want that stone?
No, no, no, water, water!
You're a man who doesn't feel water!
I don't like this kind of place!
Sunday "Cross-generation"!
Next morning and Thursday night, "Sanchikan Special" in Golden!
Women's game "Ginger" and intense "Sports Bart"!
"Absolute Ruler" "Micho Pai"!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
New friend "Nicolo" aims for revenge "Rumba"!
New member "Josia" also works hard!
New game "Barely Chicken Race"!
Last is "Hakunetsu" relay battle!
A star has appeared!
And music world revolutionist "fifty-eight" is in a tight spot!
Strongest rival "fifty-eight" and live streaming "live" "all-new song battle"!
Your response is high!
"fifty-eight" or "fifty-eight"!?
The last is live streaming "complete settlement"!
And next week, five friends will visit various places in Tokyo!
We've already been there!
A mysterious person will appear there!
Did you come by ship!?
There's not a single word from "mook"!
The latest limited edition new work "on-air check" is on sale on "terasa" and "tver"!
It's "fifty-eight"!
And for "Sanchikan Special", "fifty-eight" mysterious live performance is also on "terasa"!