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It might be a bad idea to get bitten.
Tonight's discussion is about how comedians actually do bad things.
"Forbidden Choreography" is also popular.
And they even try to overcome bad things in the studio.
Hey, wait a minute!
[Target 6 people]
Target 6 people are called up for a fake project and the recording starts!
Today, we are going to watch the videos of the 7th generation at home
of the members who were working hard and putting up their bodies when they were young!
Are they putting up their bodies?
Mr. Okubo, I'm looking forward to seeing what kind of VTR you will release!
I'm calm now,
but when I was in my 30s and my sexual desire was a monster,
I used to say quite harsh jokes on the radio.
But I don't let it flow like that and I don't know what will flow.
On the contrary, I don't know how far it will flow.
Mr. Fujimon, what kind of VTR will you release?
Oh, I'm sorry.
What are you apologizing for?
It's okay.
What are you apologizing for?
You can't see it, can you?
What are you apologizing for?
You can't see it, can you?
It's deep.
Well, I'm sorry in many ways.
But Mr. Fujimon...
No, I'm talking about VTRs from the Osaka period.
Oh, from the Chogokin period!
I watched a lot of Chogokin TV programs and I became interested in people by putting up my body.
If you show me that VTR, I think people of the 7th generation will respect you.
That kind of VTR of putting up one's body is called "lie VTR".
What?
That's not today's project.
What?
What is it?
Hey, hey, hey!
That's enough.
Now, here is today's real project!
He says this job is NG!
Some of you don't get it yet, but you get many jobs every day.
Even in this situation, isn't it a great thing to get an offer?
Nevertheless, I don't want to collaborate with that person.
I don't want to do that kind of job.
I'd like to introduce you one by one today.
Does that mean you're here?
No, we don't.
I thought you wouldn't do it.
I thought you wouldn't do it, but haven't you checked with your manager about the NGs recently?
Did you meet him?
No, it was about two days ago.
It's over.
When was it two days ago?
It was about two days ago.
Then, what was the first NG you got?
The first NG I got?
Can we check it once?
Is it a VTR check?
But you haven't released it yet, have you?
You haven't released a VTR about NGs, have you?
I haven't released it yet.
You haven't released it yet, have you?
Then you can't do it.
I don't think you can do it.
But for you, Nicole, who doesn't have any NGs...
I can't think of any NGs.
You can eat insects and spiders.
Anything is fine for me.
For me, it's expensive and spicy.
That's all I have.
But for you, Ryo, you don't have any NGs, do you?
No.
Of course I don't.
I originally don't, but I really don't.
What about Yami Agency?
That's my biggest NG.
That's all I have.
But you can say it, can't you?
I don't do it.
You don't do it?
I don't do it.
You don't do it?
I don't do it.
Of course I don't.
Now, let's take a look at the hidden VTR of what you have as NGs.
First of all, Fujimosu-san.
Fujimosu-san, at this time of the year, you have to do an N.G.
Even if I don't refuse a job, I say it quite a lot.
Not only does he shave his body,
but he is also a veteran who changes his private life to laughter.
What kind of job is N.G.?
The manager of Fuka, who has been in charge for two years,
called Fujimosu-san to check the N.G. item again.
Do you have a plan for N.G.?
N.G.?
Yes.
For example, bungee jumping.
Not like bungee jumping in an amusement park,
but like bungee jumping out of a river.
I don't think I can do it.
You can do it all of a sudden.
You can do it, can't you?
But if it's skydiving or something like that,
if you go that far, you can't do it.
You can't do it?
Because it's unrealistic.
Oh, I see.
I see.
Or like a haunted house where you can't go skydiving.
Oh, like a haunted house.
Yes, yes.
Even if you go skydiving, you can't do it.
It's fun to go skydive.
It may depend on the time zone, but...
Time zone?
It's raw.
No, no, no.
What time would you like it to be?
No, but like Magolden or...
Or like...
A storm program or something like that.
That's a great choice!
Isn't it like Sanma-san?
Then, if you were Genisai MC, would you say no again and think about it if it was a storm?
Like... I don't know why...
It's not like I'm a star or anything, but I feel like I'm working in a very gorgeous world.
So, if you were Genisai MC, would you say no again and think about it if it was a storm?
No, I wouldn't say no again and think about it, but it's fun. Of course, it's fun.
But it's a different angle, so...
It's gorgeous.
It's not gorgeous, it's shiny.
It might go up.
I'm a star, you know.
I see. So, if you were Genisai MC, would you say no again and think about it if it was a storm?
No, I wouldn't say no again and think about it if it was a storm.
No way!
No, it's not like that!
What about when you go on an uninhabited island for a week and have a survival life?
I may look like this, but I have a really bad skin.
I see.
If you go to such a place, you'll definitely have a rough skin.
This is no good, really.
Aren't you a girl?
No, no, it's really rough.
It's kind of different to hide there and wash your face like this.
Well, I won't do it.
That's a great atmosphere.
I won't do it.
The staff who saw me washing my face and taking care of my skin will be like...
Huh?
It's rough.
If you do it, I don't want you to do it.
It's kind of unexpected.
It's hard for me to hear that.
It's cute.
If you say yes to my skincare goods, will you take them with you?
Yes, of course.
Of course.
No way!
People with weak skin are like that, really!
Is it good for survival?
The next question is...
It's a pretty hard prank.
I don't know if I'll get such an offer, but...
It's extreme, but...
If you get hit in the head all of a sudden...
Wow!
It's like that.
It's possible!
Is it okay?
There's a variety of comedy you really like.
"Tantan" on Wednesdays, "Ametalk", "Ronha"...
If you do that, will you do it?
"Maru Boys"?
"Maru Boys".
He said he'd do it.
If it's Wednesday or "Ronha"...
I can't tell you, but...
If you come up with a "Boys" plan, you'll say yes, right?
That's okay.
I'll do it!
Wow!
It depends on the content.
Next, let's see if there's an MC today.
I'd say it's Kimura.
Kimura!
Are you serious?
Stop it!
How long have you not met or contacted each other?
Not that long.
Maybe 10 years?
No, maybe less than 10 years.
10 years already?
Maybe.
From Pocahontas?
Then, here is Uso's offer.
I was asked if I would like to go out with Waffle Goro A-san in a special edition.
What?
Kimura?
Yes.
What is it?
Reconciliation project.
Wait a minute.
First of all, I would like to know if Waffle Goro A-san is okay with it.
I see.
Then, I would like to think about the project.
You are good at this.
I think we met once.
Reconciliation project.
Yes, yes.
We met once at High Touch.
It was a plan of Waffle Goro A-san.
I met him at High Touch.
Then, I met you at High Touch.
We met at High Touch.
Okay.
If you are okay with it, I would like you to have a meeting with me.
Okay.
That's why I'm wondering if Fujimatsu is making fun of me today.
In the first place, I don't know the reason why he's making fun of me.
It's "koka hondas", isn't it?
It's often said, though.
What shape of reconciliation does Fujimatsu want to achieve?
To be honest, I'm not sure.
If you're worried about it, I won't say no.
If I say I'll do it and he says no, I'll be embarrassed.
If he says no twice, I'll be embarrassed.
I have a small pride.
I'm small.
You're small.
I won't do it.
You won't do it, right?
If the show "storm" and "golden" are included in the nc case, will you accept it?
It's not bad to be a comedy nc, but it's sad as an entertainer.
It's really fun to go together.
Storm
You can do "golden" in front of "storm", right?
I can do "golden" in front of "storm".
Do you want me to show you a storm like this?
Storms give you courage.
Storms give you a lot of courage.
Storms are amazing in that sense.
Storms can also be time periods.
I think it's not good to be particular about time periods.
I see.
I haven't really thought about it.
It's old.
It doesn't really matter.
I don't really judge it there.
What do you think?
It doesn't matter.
It is a little sad.
You didn't say it because you don't remember it.
It doesn't matter.
I really didn't say it.
No, no, no.
It doesn't matter.
Shinya doesn't agree much.
I have to recall it in my memory.
You have to recall it in your memory.
I think you didn't say it.
It's not about Shinya.
I don't think about it.
Even if Shinya says it, it's fine.
The barricade is in London Hearts.
Is it?
It's in London Hearts.
Wait!
Wait a minute!
This is not right!
Wait!
It's not right!
Wait!
Is it fine?
No!
It has to be something!
You didn't say it directly!
Don't say it like you are doing business!
You didn't say it directly!
Something has to be there!
Of course!
You idiot! You're a barricade after you've done something!
No, it's not like that!
It's not like that!
It's okay!
It's okay to be barricaded with a prank in the end, right?
But it's a prank, right?
But while you were sleeping, you got sleepy, didn't you?
While you were sleeping?
You got sleepy, didn't you?
You got warm, didn't you?
You got sleepy, didn't you?
You're sleepy, aren't you?
Are you sleepy?
You're old-fashioned.
I'll go now.
You're sleepy, aren't you?
Did you fall asleep?
Oh, you're asleep.
Oh, I'm sorry!
I'm sorry! I can't do it!
I don't have the courage!
I can't do it even if you storm me!
You can't do it even if you storm me!
Then, let's not do it.
Right? Let's not do it.
No, no, no!
Then, it's okay!
But! If I get barricaded now, it'll have a great meaning!
It'll have a meaning!
It'll be connected!
It's okay to be barricaded now!
Today!
But! It's okay to do it with hearts, right?
Ah! That's right!
Yes! It's okay to do it after something happens!
Seriously!
I want to do it right away, but...
"Right away"! Stop it!
"Right away"! Is it okay?
While you're sleeping...
Right, right...
Should we do it without being noticed?
Ah! If you do that, then...
The barricade response is good, isn't it?
Are you doing it yourself?
No, no, no!
What kind of reaction is that?
It's a jam!
Even if you do it, you only use it a little in the ending.
You say "chick show" but in the end you say "chick show".
I do it myself?
Do I say "chick show" myself?
He said this job is NC.
Next, Oasis candidate.
When you go there, it's time for you to have sex.
Carl Fiff, a woman entertainer who plays dirty roles.
What kind of job is NC?
Actually, since April, I've been working for Oasis.
I may have been a little irritated at this time.
I'd like to ask about NC again.
NC?
What I know now is spicy food and extreme spicy food and potions.
Potions?
No way, you'll die.
Like bungee.
You know, like "g" that you say a lot.
It's "oo" or "oo" or "jest kossam".
"g" is not allowed?
Is there anything else?
I don't want to eat fried food or fried food.
When I start looking painful, it's like I'm dying.
You're not selfish.
Yes, I am.
Ms. Okubo, you know it very well.
I don't think there is, but like "sumo" in a swimsuit.
It's not old-fashioned.
Like "sumo" in a swimsuit with a strong body line.
I think you said "ng" when you said "gravure".
It's "shinkanshin".
"shinkanshin"?
You said it again now.
I said it in "shinkanshin", but if I said it in that sense, it's "ng" for me.
I think it's "ng" for me.
Everyone says it's "ng" for you.
I have to say it.
It's "ng" for me, but it's "ng" for Ms. Okubo, too.
It's detailed.
You know it well.
She knows it well.
It's okay until you can barely see the starting point of the tail, but you can't see below it.
She knows it well.
If it's a swimsuit, does it have a bad shape?
It has a bad shape.
It's a swimsuit.
It's "ng" for me.
I was going to say "bridge" in a swimsuit.
If you're going to say it like that, it's "bridge", right?
So it's like...
It's detailed.
It's like a jagged eye line.
It's impossible to say "m" like that.
I recommend it.
Of course, it's not a cat pose, but it's impossible to lift your butt up like that.
It's impossible for a real person to do it.
Because it hurts my body.
It's impossible for a person like Ms. Okubo to do it.
It's not just me.
There's one handsome guy here.
Well, it depends on the handsome guy.
It depends on whether you look good or not.
It's the same reason.
Hyonbin.
So it's "ng" for you?
Sometimes, it's "sapuro".
It's cool.
It's "sand cookie", "sherry match", "beach voice", "beach voice".
Who was that?
Oh, Takenouchi.
But I like her type.
I don't like you because you are Takenouchi.
It depends on the opponent, but it's okay for you.
I heard about bungee jumping earlier.
If you are MC, is it normal for you not to do it?
It doesn't matter.
Golden Dirt doesn't matter, either.
It doesn't matter.
It's dangerous.
It's okay for me.
She said it's okay for you.
It doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter if you are MC or not.
It depends on the opponent, but it's okay for you.
If you are MC, it's normal for you not to do it.
It doesn't matter if you are MC or not.
I understand.
Her line is clear and easy to understand.
What would you do if you were on a deserted island?
I would do it alone.
Alone...
Seriously, I'm not good at it.
I'm not good at it.
You might be surprised.
I'm allergic to meat.
Is that so?
We have the same reason.
I'm not good at it.
We have the same age.
I'm allergic to meat.
Is there anything you can't do for love?
I can't date a guy.
I can't.
I can't date a guy.
I can't laugh.
Because you have something you want to say.
There is no one who can break up well.
Even though you can look into your ex-boyfriend,
you still have feelings for him.
Don't say it with your eyes closed.
I don't know how you feel now.
Don't say it with your eyes closed.
I don't want you to include many love stories in your program.
I know you don't like it.
But people say the same thing.
I don't like being judged by competitors, and I don't like being judged by viewers, of course.
But sometimes we're asked to do the same thing over and over again.
That's right.
But on the contrary, I'd like to hear episodes of "Rengotsu Final" before I'm 50 years old.
I think people of the same age are interested in it.
Are you interested in it?
People of the same fear.
I have to do my best, but my legs and waist hurt a little, and I'm a little stiff.
Stiffness.
Hyonbin is cute.
Hyonbin is cute, too.
If you're talking about work, you should talk about it.
For example, you're going to die in a movie.
There was a fine NG in the skin's exposure and posing.
But you have a clear line, according to the theory.
Yes, I know myself.
My bottom two-thirds of my bottom is a little dirty, so it would be nice if it was above.
If you say the details, it's like that.
You don't make me feel bad, do you?
Yes, I don't make you feel unpleasant.
That's all I live for.
Is there something you can laugh about?
You can laugh about it.
You can laugh about it, right?
If you can laugh about it, it's good.
Is it also about bungee jumping?
But I don't do it if it's just a little laugh.
If it's a big explosion bungee jumping.
Is it okay if it's a bungee jumping big explosion?
No, I don't do it.
I've never seen it before.
If you don't see it flying, you won't know in the end.
I don't care if it's a big explosion or not.
I don't know if it's a big explosion or not.
It's a NG in the skin, isn't it?
It's natural, but it's fast.
Does your nipples come out in advance?
Nicole, what do you think of Mr. Shahok's NG?
I think it's natural.
It's a very decent thing.
When I thought about it, I also had a NG.
What is it?
My nipples are NG.
Of course it is.
It's a NG, isn't it?
I eat insects, so my nipples are okay.
If you do that...
It's dangerous.
Let's stop that project.
What are you going to do?
What are you going to make me do?
Sometimes, the manager thinks about Mr. Shahok's NG and makes it NG.
I'd like to hear it.
Is there a possibility of making a mistake?
The work that the manager dares to make NG.
Advertising projects such as dating apps and matching apps.
Because I feel that Mr. Shahok is still unmarried.
That's enough.
It's an advertisement, isn't it?
I'm mistaken.
Let me talk about it.
Now, dating apps are casual.
Now, dating apps are common.
That's right. It's a casual meeting.
Are you okay with it?
It depends on the gala.
That's right.
The two veterans are detailed.
It's risky.
The time zone and the gala.
It's a bad feeling gala.
It looks bad.
It's dangerous.
Ryo, what do you think about Mr. Okubo?
If it's with Mr. Hyonbin, there will be a lot of NGs.
That's my prediction.
That's your prediction.
If it's with Mr. Hyonbin, there won't be a lot of NGs.
That's the worst prediction.
If it's with Mr. Hyonbin, there won't be a lot of NGs.
If you say that now, it's NG over there.
Don't keep it a secret.
Alice, this job is NG.
Next, is it Mr. Okubo?
Please forgive me!
It's very muddy water.
It doesn't look like he can choose a job because of that incident.
But is there an NG?
Only one month.
Mr. Okubo is the manager.
First of all, he offers a fake job.
I got an offer for a haunted location.
I can't.
That's fast!
I don't know what you mean.
Why would you go there when there's no one there?
For what?
You've said no.
I'm really sorry.
But it's fast.
It's fast, isn't it?
And people who talk loud.
Why would you go there when there's no one there and get money for food?
What's with that sense of justice?
It doesn't match with your character.
Psychologically, you're a complete N.C.
In that case...
Do you know a famous line?
From "Fujiki Highland".
Do you know "Hinagawa Inoki Yashiki"?
No.
I know it, but...
Bad attitude.
Don't think about it.
Why would you think about it?
People will come out.
I'll make you look like an idiot.
But you're playing with a dead person.
What are you doing?
What's with this serious character?
What are you thinking about?
It's really serious.
In this realistic ghost-like case...
People who think they're playing with a dead person...
It's really painful and scary.
It's realistic.
It's scary.
You really believe in ghosts, don't you?
What if you get an offer for a zombie movie?
What am I supposed to do with a zombie movie?
Am I supposed to come out of here?
You're a young girl, so you're not scared of ghosts, are you?
You've been to many countries, haven't you?
Have you ever been on a show called "Walking Dead Audition"?
I haven't seen it.
That's impossible.
Have you ever come out of your grave and moved like this?
No, I haven't.
You haven't, have you?
Then it's not realistic at all.
It's not a US ghost and a Japanese ghost.
Do you know what I mean?
It's not a US ghost and a Japanese ghost.
If it's a Japanese ghost, you can't do it.
If it's a US ghost, you can do it.
I don't like being a manager.
At this point in time, I'd like to ask you about other NGs.
Bungee jumping.
You can't do it?
No, I can't do it.
How about skydiving?
Of course I can't do it. I didn't know when you said it.
You can't do bungee jumping, but you can do skydiving, right?
No, it's all the same. It's all from high places.
But bungee jumping is like going from yourself, right?
But skydiving is like people following you and flying you off on their own.
That's better.
Let me tell you something, Grandma.
People who like high places and scary places say that they are thieves.
What are you talking about?
I'm scared.
Where did you get that data?
I was telling you, Grandma.
So you don't like scary places?
No, I don't like scary places.
But aren't you scared of scary places?
I've been there. I've been to the place where I won the competition.
You've been there?
I don't really talk about it anymore.
I see.
I feel like I'm going to go crazy.
I know it's spicy and I eat it.
It's insanely spicy.
It's spicy.
I knew it.
I can't stop eating it.
She can't stop talking about it.
This time, she's going to ask her boyfriend what he doesn't like about love.
For example, if a man comes out and says he's going to go crazy.
You shouldn't say that.
What?
You shouldn't say that.
What if he says something?
I'm sure you'll say something like that.
I'm not going to say it to such a big guy like you.
I sexually transcend people.
What do you mean?
I have something that transcends people.
You don't have sexual intercourse?
I have something that transcends people.
You've given us a vibe with long hair.
Yes, I did.
You've given us a lot of vibes.
Even if you refuse, is there anyone who doesn't want to play with you?
Inagara Johnny and Otagoto.
If you refuse, we won't play with you.
I'm scared.
You're scared, aren't you?
The reason is that I'm scared!
So, you're fine with us not playing with you if you don't want to play with us?
That's right.
If you refuse, we won't play with you.
For example, if there's a commercial like that...
Oh, that's a big one.
A commercial for Bungie.
There will be a commercial.
Even if the team is called Bungie, we can be sure that it's completely safe.
It's not a commercial.
It's not even on TV.
I don't believe in TV anymore.
Even if Bungie catches fire and something terrible happens, we can't lose the show, right?
And I won't be on the news, right?
I'm serious, right?
I know that.
That's not the case.
Even if it's an N.G. show, there are commercials like that.
I'll discuss it with the team.
Will you do it for us?
There were many N.G. shows like "Shindeikei" and "Motoka no Shitsuen".
"Shindeikei" and "Motoka no Shitsuen" are N.G. shows, right?
I want you to edit "Shisha".
"Shisha" is really unpleasant.
You don't like "Shindeikei"?
You can see it on YouTube, right?
"Shindei spot" and "Shindei spot itta".
It's really annoying.
When you go there and hear a voice in the tunnel, you say "dodon, osu!"
I don't know what you're talking about.
You watch it a lot, don't you?
I don't know what "dodon, osu!" is.
It's a sound effect.
It's a sound effect of YouTube.
It's like "atsumori, dodon, osu!"
But I like "us" ghosts.
I feel like foreign ghosts are made from scratch.
For example, a pumpkin and scary face ghosts.
There was a movie called "ghost".
I don't have an image of "in".
But what if a movie called "ghost" comes out?
It's a very good movie.
It's "dodon, osu!"
You're just playing with me.
You just led me.
You just got caught up in me.
You're just playing with me.
It's your job.
I killed you.
And about Motokano.
I was at a Kubota Army band.
Hamaie said my Motokano was kidnapped by a Chinese master.
It's pre-war period.
They said the title of news was "Kubota's woman is kidnapped by a bar master".
Have you ever seen such an article?
It was really unpleasant.
It's unpleasant, isn't it?
My wikipedia will last forever.
Because you were taken away?
No matter how old you are, you were taken away by a woman in the past.
You were taken away.
Add "dodon".
Don't forget "dodon".
The staff will add "dodon", won't they?
"Taken away gay youtuber".
How much can you access it?
"Taken away gay youtuber".
"Taken away and watched it".
It's going viral.
"Taken away and watched it".
"Taken away and watched it" doesn't exist.
It's dangerous.
Who is it?
Who is this strict "dodon" that takes away gay people?
Dodon
"Dodon" "Dodon" "Dodon" "Dodon" "Dodon" "Dodon"
He said he was MC of this show.
Then, he started fighting here.
"Xaver" "Dodon" "Dodon" "Dodon" "Dodon" "Dodon" "Dodon" "Dodon" "Dodon" "Dodon" "Dodon" "Dodon" "Dodon" "Dodon" "Dodon" "Dodon" "Dodon" "Dodon" "Dudon"
Despite being 23 years old,
he sells himself off as usual.
"Kulti" " further helps me!"
Is he actually doing a such job?
7 years in charge,
KAMISATO MANAGER gives us a job offer before the show.
Can I talk about work?
I got an offer from an animal specialist.
They want me to interact with reptiles.
I said I wasn't good at snakes.
Snakes are no good?
Snakes are no good.
Why?
It's funny, so I want you to do it.
What do you think?
Basically, I don't like snakes.
Basically, I don't like them.
As long as you don't get bitten.
As long as you don't get bitten?
Well, I don't like them, but...
As long as you don't get bitten.
I want a picture where you don't get bitten.
What if...
A rich man...
Bites you?
What if he gets bitten?
That's possible.
That's impossible.
Have you ever been bitten?
I don't know about getting bitten every day.
Whether it's Mr. Sanma or someone else...
Even Mr. Downtown can't do it.
Mr. Sanma and Mr. Downtown can't do it.
They couldn't do it in the end.
They couldn't do it even once.
They decided not to get bitten by a snake.
That's how it is.
Why is it a no-no for snakes to get bitten?
Why do they have to get bitten?
It's a no-no all of a sudden.
Broadcasting stations...
Fighters...
Advertisements...
Advertisements?
Advertisements...
It's not about you.
Even if you don't have money...
It's cool.
I don't like it.
It's okay to get bitten, right?
I don't like it.
I really don't like it.
I don't like it.
I don't like it...
- That bad?! - No, I'm scared. I'm really scared of it.
- So, what about other animals that bite you? - Only snakes? - Only snakes are bad, but...
- There are also small crocodiles that bite you. - Small crocodiles?!
- What's wrong with that?! - What's wrong with "small"? - That's impossible.
- I don't like it when crocodiles bite me. - I don't like it when crocodiles bite me.
- I don't like it. - I don't like it when crocodiles bite me. - But they're big.
- Snakes are small. I don't like it. - I don't like it...
- So, it's okay for people like dogs and such... - I don't like it at all. - ...to bite you? - I don't like it at all.
- I don't like it at all. - I don't like it at all.
- But we have it. - But we have it.
- Tell me, let's ask them about other products that Bstill don't like. - What about life without people and survival?
It might be tough.
It's tough.
Even though you love it.
That's tough.
You know...
Wild boar.
For me, wild boar is...
It's tough to eat.
I don't eat boar at all.
That's right.
For a long period of time...
Like...
Wild boar for a year.
That's tough.
You don't eat boar at all.
Amazon Prime's...
Hamada-san did it.
His partner might break up with him.
His own partner?
That's tough.
That's a lot of problems.
One of them is acceptable.
Any bad advice you received?
Do you have a co-anchor?
We don't have one.
Do you have a co-anchor?
One of you might be tough to work with.
One of you...
One of you might be tough to work with.
Why? It's "biking"!
It's a duo.
If that happens...
Before we ask you to do the shooting alone...
What do you do?
How do you say "no" to the staff?
It's not funny, so you should stop.
It's not going well.
One more person.
Just you two.
You should stop.
You don't like it when it's just you two?
When it's just you two...
What is your ultimate quality?
Ultimate?
Nishimura-kun
Just you two
Shooting alone
Being bitten by a snake
Are you worried?
Nishimura-san...
Which one should I choose?
Isn't it Nishimura-kun?
If it's a shooting, it's going to be long.
If it's a snake bite, it's going to be one shot.
It's going to be that hard.
It might depend on the content of the shooting.
For example...
Really?
If it's a camping shooting...
It's not Nishimura-kun.
But in other words...
"Machibura" or something like that...
I can't watch it. It's impossible for me.
Is that so? You haven't watched it?
Wouldn't you be sad if you watched it?
It might be "Hebi".
"Hebi"?!
"Hebi" is easy.
"Machibura" on February 3rd.
"Hebi" "Hebi" "Hebi"
"Machibura" alone with Nishimura was more of an "NO" than "Hebi".
You don't like it that much, Nishimura?
I don't know.
I've done "Machibura" a few times.
I'm sure you've done it.
"Nishimura" is a joke, but it's not a joke.
It's a joke, but...
I'm a joker, too.
If a joke doesn't come up, I can't joke about it.
It doesn't start.
If "Nishimura" is not a joke, I can't joke about it.
"Nishimura" goes through with it.
If it's a joke, it's just two bald men walking around the city.
I know.
It's not that I'm bad or Nishimura is bad.
It's just that we don't get along well.
It's a joke.
It's not because you don't like it or anything like that.
It's because you can't work.
We both look bad and we both suffer.
I really sympathize with you.
I love you, too.
But you don't push me in.
That's why you don't make me laugh.
I totally understand you.
Nothing happens.
You don't make me laugh and you don't push me in.
What are you doing?
I'm here.
On this day?
I'm here.
I'm in the entertainment world.
I'm good at camping and fishing.
You're natural.
I'm fishing.
If you ask me what I'm doing,
if you ask me what I'm feeling,
I'm tidying up.
You can say that proudly and leave me alone.
I'm pretty good at it.
I'm a good tidying up guy.
Tidying up.
I've heard of it.
You're a tidying up YouTuber.
What are you doing?
Tidying up.
You're not a boss.
Bosses are good.
Whose YouTuber are you?
I don't like snakes being bitten by snakes.
Snakes are really scary.
They bite you.
There was a time when I said no to snakes.
Was there a trauma?
There was.
There was a show hosted by TKO.
There was a flow that I had to be bitten by a snake.
What is it?
I thought I had to be bitten by a snake.
There was a flow like that.
I couldn't do it many times.
I'm sorry.
I'm in front of you right now.
I'm not thinking of TKO.
I'm thinking of DOWNTOWN.
I'm in front of you right now.
I'm thinking of DOWNTOWN.
That's a little rude.
I couldn't do it.
I couldn't do it at DOWNTOWN.
I couldn't do it.
I don't want to bother you anymore.
I see.
No matter how much pressure you have, you can't do it.
That's right.
Let's do it once and for all.
I don't want to be bitten by a snake.
I prepared something like this for you.
Is it like a blessing item?
This is definitely the worst.
No, no, no.
I'm going to challenge you to see what's in the box.
This is a snake.
You said you were okay with that.
I hope you don't bite me.
I don't know if it's a snake or not.
I didn't say it's a snake.
Are you ready?
I want to see it.
It's a snake, isn't it?
I'm sure it's okay.
Why do I have to do what's in the box?
It's not NG.
It's not NG, is it?
Why do I have to do it all of a sudden?
Then...
What's in the box?
Don't go there.
No, no, no.
It's dangerous.
Are you scared?
No, I have a body temperature.
You have a body temperature?
Can you feel my body temperature?
I can't feel it myself.
What's wrong with you?
I'm scared.
Can you grab me once?
Can you grab me?
I think I can grab you.
Can you...
Grab me!
It's hard!
Grab me!
It's a banana!
It's not a banana.
The answer is...
a horse!
A horse?
You said you couldn't do it, so I'm protecting you.
This show doesn't do that.
This show does that.
This show is about that.
Next,
we have this for you, Fujimoto.
Why?
It wasn't a no-go, was it?
I'll play a song for you.
You said you'd give me courage.
No, no, no.
I'm scared of this.
It's a debut song.
If you play a debut song, I'll give you courage.
It's fun.
It's fine, but it doesn't end.
Until now,
we have provided you with an online course.
We have provided you with an online course.
It's fun, it's fun, it's fun.
It's fine, but it's not over.
Hey, I can't put my hand in the buzzer.
That's why I don't like it.
Because of the time.
Because of the time, the end of the broadcast will end, so I don't like it.
Please sit down and wait.
I'm scared of that tickling.
I don't like it anymore.
I'm scared of that tickling.
What do you mean?
Shugyu!
What's in it?
In it...
It's Comodo Dragon.
Comodo Dragon?
You brought it here?
It's really big.
It just went "shugyupyun"!
Shugyupyun!
You can do that?
Shugyupyun!
You can do that?
"Shu", "kyu", "su"...
Let's go all the way to "shu"
shu
gyu
shu
gyu
shu
gyu
shu
gyu
shu
Oh, wait, what am I doing?
Eh, what?
The answer is a snake!
Wow!
You did it!
Wow!
I thought it wasn't a snake,
but when I grabbed it,
it came out!
It's not a snake!
It's a snake!
Yeah, that's what I'm saying!
It's swimming!
Wow, it feels so good!
It's amazing!
Is there such a trick?!
First, show me your human psychology!
It's been a while since I saw a real snake in a box!
There was nothing like this!
Wow, it's scary!
It's scary!
The snake's master is coming!
You have to say "no" to it!
And next week...
No, I can't do it!
Do you hate me?
There's a lot of "no"s out there!
What kind of variety show is this?!
And...
No, it's fine!
Don't say things like that about me!
There's a lot of "no"s out there!
There's a "no" behind you!
There's a lot of "no"s out there!
And today...
And then...
The snake is going to be eaten by the snake's master!