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Tonight's topic is "secret room verification".
What if you make these two drink it?
Once again, congratulations to you.
"Milk Boy" Komaba and "Shimofuri" Seiya drink it up.
I think you have a wide range of vocabulary.
It's a little weak.
"Emon" Oja and his friends drink it up.
Is this going to be on TV?
Aren't you going to toast?
Furthermore, "Zakiyama" and "Haraichi" make a fuss.
It was like a disbandment once.
Don't say it, guys.
"Milk Boy" and "Shimofuri" make a fuss.
No, no, no.
I knew it.
It's a security guard, after all.
Let's do it properly.
No, no, no.
No, no.
Secret room verification. Will we be able to get these two out of here?
Today, you are the first MC for us, Ada-chan.
No, I'm very nervous right now because I was told I'm in this studio.
You don't sound like you.
I don't sound like you at all.
You sound like Ryo-san a lot.
Ryo-san.
Nice to meet you.
Ryo-san is difficult.
Ryo-san has everyone's heads in his hands.
Today's guests are Milk Boy's grandmother and Shimofuri Myoujou, Seiya.
And Zakiyama-san and Haraichi Sawabe.
A total of two people.
Sawabe is a London Hearts servicer.
That's right.
It's been a while since I've been in a studio like this.
I know, right?
It's a show I hate.
You hate it?
I've never said a word about it.
You don't like it?
Let's see what these two young people will drink.
M-one Oja Do.
Oja Do, that's right.
And it's been a while.
It's been a while.
When I was at Kinki University, I drank a lot in the tourism research circle.
Is that so?
That's right.
It doesn't look like you're having fun in the circle, does it?
No, no.
I was really drunk by Mitchie-san, the Sake God.
Who are you talking about?
I was trained by Mitchie-san, the Sake God of the third generation.
You look like you're in trouble.
We were pranked a little while ago.
We were tricked into thinking that Sakai-san would come to school and get really angry.
We were panicking that Sakai-san wouldn't come again.
We were a little suspicious.
Actually, we know it now, but we don't know who will come to the scene.
It's scary.
That's right.
We assume it's the worst.
Who do you assume is the worst?
Mika Kano-san?
Mika-san!
Is that the worst?
It's the worst!
What should we do?
The first group is Milk Boy Tomoba and Shimofuri Myoujo Seiya.
He won last year's M-1 with the highest score and TV exposure also rose sharply.
- I think of it like a cornflake, too. - You do, don't you?
Okan says that the last meal before dying is fine, too.
It's different from a cornflake, isn't it?
In the show, Okan is in charge of talking in a funny way.
And...
It's okay!
Okamu's experience of talking in a funny way!
Okamu is a former M-1 driver.
But now, he doesn't watch TV anymore.
So, he's in charge of talking in a funny way.
If you make M-1 drivers talk in a funny way,
what will happen?
You're quite senior to me, right?
Okamu doesn't know who he's talking with yet.
He came to the store first.
Is this a prank?
We're new to TV.
We're new to the world.
It's too funny for me.
It's easier for you.
If you're a senior entertainer,
I'd like you to talk with me.
I thought you were a senior entertainer.
Seiya is waiting for Okamu.
How do you feel?
I'm really scared.
Are you scared?
My partner was on this show before me.
It was Mr. Mimura, wasn't it?
I thought you were a senior entertainer.
If you're a senior entertainer,
I'd like you to talk with me.
If you're a senior entertainer,
I'd like you to talk with me.
From now on, the staff will also leave their seats
and shoot with an unmanned camera.
And we'll finally meet.
We'll finally meet.
I'm sorry.
Wait!
Is it over?
Hey, Uncle Komawa!
Uncle Komawa!
Excuse me.
What should we do?
I've never drank with you.
I've never drunk with you.
It's the same for Yoshimoto, but it's almost the first time for them to drink together.
I'm sorry for me.
Six years is a subtle age difference.
I'm really embarrassed now.
I was embarrassed.
What are you going to do with the drink?
Did you always drink?
I do.
I like it.
But after M-1, I always drink early in the morning.
That's right.
I didn't drink much at all.
It's been a while, hasn't it?
It's been a while.
I drank with my wife a few times.
What do you like to drink?
I like anything.
Maybe I'll drink beer.
What about you, Seiya?
I like drinking, too.
What do you like to drink?
Anything you like.
Maybe I'll drink with you, Komama-san.
No, I like you, Komama-san.
No, I don't like you.
They care about each other.
I'll drink with you, Seiya.
I like you, Komama-san.
I'll drink with you, Komama-san.
You like wine, don't you?
Let's drink Miyagi-kyo wine.
I like highball.
Let's drink highball.
Nothing is interesting.
Then, Seiya ordered highball that he recommended.
Thank you for your hard work.
Can I have two premium highballs of Miyagi-kyo?
It's a joke.
Thank you for your hard work.
It's delicious.
It's funny.
Comedians don't drink like this.
Then, let's drink highball.
The glass is quite large.
Thank you for your hard work.
Don't do that.
I'm a senior of Miyagi-kyo.
It has a unique distance.
It's delicious.
I'm really happy.
I'll drink it.
I'm really happy.
I'll drink it.
You don't talk much.
It's a unique menu.
It's fast.
I'll drink highball.
It's fast.
I'll drink highball.
It's fast.
You two are nervous.
It's fast.
Will you be busy tomorrow?
Not at all.
Then, they order what they want to eat.
Aomori fried garlic.
Seiya is kind.
Thank you for your hard work.
He's not funny, but he's kind.
Is it early in the morning?
It's around 11 a.m.
Is it like a theater?
It's like an infomercial shooting.
It's great.
It smells like money.
It's great.
Right after that, I was like, "Yes! Let's do it!"
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- But it's still the same. - Yeah.
This is a really strange story, but...
- That M-1... - I'm glad we have something in common.
- We didn't get to see it in real life. - No, we didn't.
- We really didn't. - We got to see it in real life...
- When I won against Milk Boy. - I see.
- Huh? - Huh?
- When I was watching Milk Boy win... - Yes, yes.
- I finally realized we weren't champions. - I see.
- For about a year... - A year?
- I think Milk Boy will continue to win. - Yeah.
The moment the championship ended, I thought, "Oh, we were champions!"
- So this is... - Wow!
- M-1 championship is like a sprint. - Only champions know about it.
- We didn't know what it meant until the end of the year. - Yeah.
- I think Milk Boy would say the same thing. - So we're just at the beginning of it.
- That's what it is. - Yeah.
- That's strange. - It's tiring.
- I've been doing this for 6 years. - What should we do?
- Next one. - Again.
- Only champions know about it. - I haven't even eaten yet.
- Hurry up and order the 3rd one. - What should we do?
- I'm so hungry. - You can't drink that fast.
- Everyone was looking forward to seeing Milk Boy win. - He's huge.
- Everyone was happy about it. - He's huge.
No, no, no...
Even when Imada-san was crying, everyone was cheering for him.
- Also, Komaba-san... - Yeah, was he crying?
- No, he wasn't. - He was crying.
- Everyone was crying. - Yeah.
Even we didn't see his face in person.
About 2 weeks before M-1, we were talking about Milk Boy-san in the studio.
- Really? - "I can't believe Komaba-chan is going to the finals."
- Was it after we decided? - Yes, it was.
Let's eat first and then talk about M-1's finals.
That's what Imada-san said.
- Also, Imada-san was crying behind my back. - That's different.
- I thought it was great. - I see.
- I'm sorry. - Thank you.
You're drinking at a high pace, but you're drinking fast.
- This kind of energy. - That's right.
- Before you eat, you're talking about M-1. - We'll talk about this later.
To be honest, I think I've done pretty well so far.
- Yeah, I know. - I'm happy.
- You've done well. - I'm not good at this.
- You haven't finished yet. - Let's drink.
- Let's eat first. - Let's drink first.
Komaba-san asked Seiya-san this question first.
- It's been a while since we've done this. - Yeah, it's been a while.
- Since then, you've been on TV a lot. - No, no, no.
- Did you feel depressed or regretful at first? - No, I did.
- It's been a series of times. - I see.
- I was on a lot of shows I used to watch. - That's right.
- I thought I couldn't do four shows a day. - That's right.
- No matter how hard I try, I'm hated.
- Even on Twitter.
- Even on the internet.
- People write ridiculous things about me.
- I thought I couldn't do it anymore.
- It was hard for me to reach what I like and what I can only do.
- When did you reach it?
- Did you win in December?
- That's right. It was summer.
- It was summer when you couldn't do it anymore.
- That's right.
- I want to know about that.
- It looked like it was going well.
- What are you going to do about the alcohol?
- What should we do?
- It's too early.
- Seiya, you should drink at the same pace.
- Can you give me one more?
- Highball?
- It's been 30 minutes.
- They're drinking at a high pace.
- That's a big highball.
- I'm going to tell you a serious joke.
- Can you drink a little more?
- It's been 30 minutes.
- I'm going to tell you a serious joke.
- They're drinking at a high pace.
- Now, they're going to tell each other serious jokes.
- The first one...
- I thought, "Wow, I might win this."
- What was it like?
- First of all, we have something to hold on to.
- This is what we got.
- Thank you very much.
- Now, they've received a bell mark.
- Thank you very much.
- I was wondering if I should drink it all.
- It's been four minutes.
- There were only four minutes left.
- I thought, "Can I drink it all?"
- That's what I thought in front of the first person.
- Because it's English...
- There's nothing I can do about it.
- I'm scared.
- It's been 30 minutes.
- I'm going to tell you a serious joke.
- I'm nervous.
- You transformed? - Yes, but...
At first, when I grasped it, I was like, "Wow, I don't know about this."
At first, I thought Utsumi's conflicted pentagon was big.
But if a weirdo over there could understand it...
- "Wow, I might be able to do this." - "Wow, that's nice."
I don't think it's a good impression, but I might be able to do this.
- "Wow, this person is weird, too." - "Wow, I understand that."
- That happens, doesn't it? - It does.
That's a key point for me.
That's what it's like when you win.
This is my first time drinking like this.
And Seiya...
- Oh, excuse me. Thank you for your hard work. - What do you mean "thank you for your hard work"?
- Two Miyagi-style highballs and... - Thank you for your hard work.
It's 4:15 p.m. and they're already drinking five cups of alcohol.
Wow, but you're a big guy, so you're a little drunk.
- You're really strong, aren't you, Taro? - Yes, yes.
- I'm pretty drunk. - Well, you know...
- I'm not drunk, but... - You're already drunk.
- But you don't think it's impossible for me, do you? - No, no, no.
Seiya is getting drunk.
- Komaba has a question for him. - It's a question.
I think Utsumi decided the final and asked Seiya or Soshina how they spent their final.
- I was the one who decided it. - I think it was me.
- I think it was you. - Oh!
- At that time, you asked Seiya to think about the stage in various situations. - Think about it?
- No, I didn't say you should think about it. - No, but...
- Utsumi asked me and I said... - You started talking a little, didn't you?
- Seiya is getting drunk.
- So I drank while thinking about different things. - No, you're amazing.
- No, no, but really... - You drank while thinking about different things.
- I deliberately skipped some scenes. - You drank while thinking about different things.
- I also looked at my partner's target power when the scene skipped. - You were guessing.
- I also looked at Inoindo's drinking habits. - You're drinking a lot.
- And... - You did it in the theater before?
- And my partner also drank coffee with a sore throat and said that it was "very bad breath".
- And... - You said it was bad breath even if it was messed up.
If my belt is loose, I'll say, "I did it all," like I said to Utsumi-san.
I'm going to say it again, but I didn't think he would go all out against M-1 like that.
I thought it was amazing, but I didn't think he would go all out against M-1 like that.
Behind the win, there was a desperate fight.
But I'm really drunk.
Your mouth muscles are shaking.
I'm drunk. I'm scared.
I'm drunk, too.
It's fun. It's just fun.
I'm sorry.
I'll say it again.
Let's do it.
Koguto and Komaba are sixth today.
I'll say it again.
I'm already drunk.
I'm sorry.
Two of you can drink Miyagi-kyo.
Is it okay? Highball.
It's okay.
You're just like Miyagi-kyo when you came.
I can't drink Miyagi-kyo.
He's very kind to me, so he's letting me drink it.
When Komaba asks you to do it.
Milk Boy is very serious and has a very good feeling.
I think it's great that Komaba is married.
Komaba, I don't know what you think, but let's go to the gym just once.
It looks like a lot of fun.
It's embarrassing.
It's embarrassing for me.
What kind of episode is it?
I went to the gym in the middle of the night, and I could go to the gym normally, so my wife and I went to the gym together.
I was teaching my wife how to train, and she said, "What should I do? We're a good couple."
It was my first time, and I thought it would be better to raise the angle of the machine a little more, and I got some strange advice.
What is it?
I've never heard of it.
I can't say it's funny, but I can say it's an angle of the machine.
Can you raise the angle of the machine a little more?
I'm asking you.
I went to the gym in the middle of the night.
One hour and fifteen minutes from the beginning of the photo shoot.
They keep drinking highball together.
Look at this.
It's amazing.
I really wanted to talk to you this morning, and I hesitated a little while ago.
I'm embarrassed.
You and I make comic books together, don't we?
I thought we had something in common.
Oh, I see.
You and I both have a way of making jokes.
Oh, I see.
I don't know who to thank when I'm eating.
Isn't it a cornflake?
A cornflake doesn't look like a producer's face.
It only looks like a tiger's face with arms crossed.
A red scarf and a tiger's face.
There's a pine cone in my head.
Are you dead or something?
What is it? It's sour in my mouth.
Were there bugs like this?
Various memories.
I can't believe I'm on this road.
It's a useless life.
I sometimes feel sad that I'm a little ahead of the times.
I sometimes feel like I'm a little behind the times.
I was told that "shimofuri myouji" is quite...
It's like "soshina dake de iyan".
Oh, I don't like it.
But we...
We think about jokes and jokes half and half.
Of course.
There's this joke in 'furi'.
But it's only one joke that makes you say all of them.
So I think you and I are very similar.
Oh, I see.
It's like you don't need me.
We're the same all the time.
We think about jokes and jokes all the time.
We're the same.
We think about jokes and jokes all the time.
We think about Utsumi's jokes and jokes about "soshina dake de iyan".
And I'm told that "jokes are okay for anyone".
We're the same.
Of course we are.
So you and I are very similar.
You said "jokes are okay for anyone".
Nobody said it.
I'm not like this.
You think I'm amazing.
I saw it somewhere.
You wrote "jokes are okay for anyone" in "tsukkomi utsumi".
I don't think it's like that.
But I don't think it's like that in my mind.
I see.
Iwashi is a funny shape as Tsura and Shimofuri Boys, but we have a funny shape as Milk Boys, so it's not funny, but it's not like Tsukumi is stronger or Boke is stronger.
You're strong.
This is amazing.
You're such an Iwashi.
What's wrong with you?
You're already drooling, but you're cute.
You're amazing.
Please.
If you say water, I'll give you two water bottles.
Please give me two more water bottles.
You're kind.
You're really strong.
And the topic is about making jokes.
We gathered at a cafe in Osaka and made jokes.
We gathered and talked about ordinary things like
"this is how it is now" or "this is what we think now"
and made jokes like that.
I'm getting drunk now.
Me too.
Did you guys get along from the beginning?
We made jokes while being careful.
We were both careful.
We still are now, but we never said
"this is how we think now" or "this is what we think now"
or "let's do it" or "let's do that"
We were both like "let's do it"
We were both like "this is good" and "this is good"
If we were both like "this is good" and "this is good"
we would make jokes like "let's do it"
I'm getting drunk now.
You guys are cool.
There are parts where you have to be careful.
There are.
This guy...
You said it, didn't you?
You said "this is funny, but let's do it"
I know what you mean.
But you don't hate it, do you?
I don't hate it.
Even if you don't like it, you do it because you like it.
It's hard to say "I love you."
But you two are having a good conversation.
You can't say the same thing.
I want to do this.
I love you.
I've heard you say it once.
I don't think it's my own credit.
I don't think so.
That's why you and Soshina are the best partners.
That's right.
I don't want to do it with anyone else.
If we can't break up like this, we can't do it.
I don't want to do it with anyone else.
If you say it like this, it's embarrassing.
It's embarrassing.
It's embarrassing to say it for this excuse.
I can do it, too.
It's the limit.
Mr. Komama and Mr. Utsumi's relationship.
I'm sorry.
Are you standing up?
I love you.
I'm sorry.
Look at me.
Then...
Is it that bad?
It's a very passionate story.
He is very serious.
And his feelings for his partner.
I can feel his nervousness.
Because he drinks a lot.
He drinks three times before dinner.
But you don't remember because you are drunk, do you?
I really don't remember that I didn't want to do it with anyone else in the second half of the show.
It's embarrassing.
It's hard to hear such passionate memories.
It's like "milk boy" and "komaba" are the same.
They are very similar.
Komaba is a strong manzai artist.
But they work hard and make stories.
And on the Internet, people say that they don't need Seiya.
So I think "komaba" is the same.
Your feelings are starting to get on me.
But "komaba" said, "It's okay if you say it."
I was taken aback.
It's okay if you say it.
And then Seiya's souvenir.
I was taken aback.
It was like "quit".
It's okay if you say it.
It's hard.
You must have felt something when you talked about "m-one", right?
At that time, I couldn't believe that the Internet was so hard for "m-one".
It was hard until summer.
There were three kings out of four.
Then call another one!
That's not "milk boy", is it?
It's better for you not to win.
It's "max boy".
That's great.
You worked hard.
"milk boy" is amazing.
If we can get these two to win...
Next, "milk boy" and "summer".
"milk boy" and "summer".
In a good place...
Without knowing who to drink with...
The staff heads to Zakiyama, who is waiting for them.
Do you know who he is?
Well, who could it be?
Well, but how about it, Kano Mika-san?
I'm telling you!
If Kano Mika-san comes, will the talk continue?
It won't continue.
It's a guess, it's a guess.
Also, how does it feel to wait without knowing who you are with?
I'm really nervous.
I'll go ahead and wait for him.
You don't know who he is, do you?
I don't know.
Yes.
This makes you nervous, doesn't it?
I was really nervous.
This makes you nervous.
11 years of gaming history.
"Big pocket" in the east and "summer" in the west.
That's cool.
Give me your LINE.
Now, the staff will leave their seats and shoot with an unmanned camera.
You're amazing.
"Big pocket" in the east and "summer" in the west.
"Big pocket" in the west and "summer" in the west
I'm relieved.
Mr.Zakiyama!
Oh, yes!
Mr.Bei!
How are you?
Oh, yes!
I'm so happy!
I'm happy, too.
I feel relaxed.
Kano Mika-san was doing a simulation of Tsuya.
You've become Tsurutonta's face, haven't you?
Tell me a hot story.
You're from Saitama, right?
Ah, that's right!
We have something in common.
Saitama delicacy.
That's right.
Was it Kasukabe?
The first drink is Sawabe's raw beer.
I'm sorry.
Zakiyama orders a highball, but...
Which one would you like?
The famous one is...
Hibiki!
I'm sorry.
I didn't mean it.
I'm sorry for saying it like that.
I didn't mean it.
That's too much.
Zakiyama-san is like this all the time.
It's not like that.
It's not like that at all.
I don't know why Sawabe-kun is like this.
Ah...
After all, a married woman gives birth to a child.
I'm not the type of person who gives birth in the first place.
The alcohol he ordered is...
I'm sorry.
Aren't you going to toast with me?!
This is...
I can't talk quietly either.
I've always been looking forward to this.
Talking quietly and laughing hotly.
I'm looking forward to it.
I don't know if it's good or bad, but I want to speak loudly.
Don't speak loudly.
Cheers!
Delicious!
It's good.
Do you drink a lot?
I do.
I don't know much about it.
I drink a lot of beer.
Beer and soda.
Do you get up early in the morning?
I get up around 10 a.m.
Did you work before this?
Yes, I did.
You're busy, aren't you, Sabe-kun?
Not at all.
You also appeared in "Kaere Mande", didn't you?
I didn't appear in "Kaere Mande".
Did you join Taka-san?
No, I didn't.
What's wrong with you?
I'm just a guy.
It's totally different.
You also appeared in a movie.
Yu-Gi-Oh!
Like "Manzai Gang".
No, I didn't.
I'm just a guy.
But you won first place in "King of Kong", didn't you?
I won first place in "King of Kong" and "Hanako", didn't I, Okada-kun?
Can you...
Can you change it, please?
I can't drink with you anymore!
It's too hard for me.
Sabe-san, you didn't come here with this intention, did you?
I'm serious!
You didn't come here with this intention, did you?
How old are you this morning?
I'm 33 years old.
33 years old?
Yes.
You're amazing!
How many years have you been eating?
I think it's been about four years.
Four years, right?
That's fast!
You're amazing!
How old were you when you won "King of Kong"?
When I won "King of Kong" in 2004...
The legend says it all.
I was 28 years old.
Oh, 28 years old!
But I watched "Ombato"...
I watched "Ombato"...
"Antogian" is very young, isn't it?
"Ombato" is much younger. It's in its 20s.
But I watched "Ombato" in the middle of it.
You watched "Milita" in Haraichi, didn't you?
In Haraichi.
I watched "Iwai" and "Ombato" a lot.
I watched "Untouchable" a lot, too.
You're doing well. You're doing well.
You're doing well.
This is what you're talking about, right?
Yes, yes, yes.
"Zaqueo" is often mentioned.
He said he was dark and sharp.
In that period...
Did you watch "Zaqueo" when you were sharp?
No, I didn't.
I didn't watch it at all.
We don't have that era.
That's right.
I've always watched "Iwai".
"Gawa"...
What is it?
Tell me about "Iwai". "Gawa" is...
"Gawa"?
"Iwai Gawa" is...
As expected of you.
He's back.
That conversation continued for 40 minutes.
They each drank four cups of sake.
Then, they finally started talking about comedy.
Why did you become a comedian in Haraichi?
I was invited to do it in the first place.
To "Iwai"?
There was one more person in the first place.
Is that so?
He was my classmate in middle school.
Did you try to do it with three people?
Yes.
He invited me.
Really?
Yes.
Then I invited "Iwai" and asked him to do it with three people.
In the middle of my middle school graduation, he decided to go to college.
So we decided to do it together.
That's common.
It continued.
That's right.
Did you have anyone you admired?
I admired "Mimura" the most.
Have you ever told "Mimura" about it?
I have told "Mimura" about it.
Once, it was the same day as "Iitomo".
I was wearing the same sleeve as "Mimura".
At that time, "Mimura" told me that "Iitomo" was "you".
I was very happy about it.
"Iitomo" told me that "Iitomo" was "you".
I'm happy about it.
It's a great word.
What do you admire about "Mimura"?
It's "downtown".
"Downtown" is the generation of "Mimura".
"Saber" is still good.
"Saber" is the generation of "Mimura".
"Downtown" is the generation of "Mimura".
"Downtown" is "Mimura" and "Downtown" are "Mimura".
You get off the ship in a hurry, don't you?
Because it's a fierce battle.
But that's why you ended up sailing your own ship, isn't it?
No, no, it's not my own.
It's the ship I sailed.
No, that's amazing, isn't it?
No, no, it's already...
It's important.
I've been riding it for a long time.
And the topic is about each other's combination sense.
Have you ever thought of quitting?
No, I haven't.
I've never talked about such a deep subject, so I don't know.
You haven't?
I thought of quitting, and we had a fight like a disbandment.
It was in the early stages of our combination.
And we got into a fight over a joke.
A joke?
A joke.
What do you mean you got into a fight over a joke?
My partner wrote it.
Oh, I see.
It's not like that. There was a time when I said it strongly.
If it's like this, I can't do it anymore.
Did I say it strongly, too?
Oh, you did.
It's not like me.
There was a time when I said it strongly.
And then, I got beaten up.
I got emotional, too.
Oh, because you got beaten up?
What should I do?
I was crying.
I was crying because I got beaten up, and we broke up.
Did you go that far?
He was calm and said, "Let's not do it. It's not like you."
But you were hitting him, right?
I was hitting him.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry for hitting you. You're getting hot.
He wouldn't say that.
He wouldn't say it back.
After that, in 2010 or something like that,
we didn't get any jokes on the day of the fight.
He gave me the gold medal.
Oh, really?
Well, to a certain extent.
But he's pretty strict with me.
The gold medal.
This is difficult.
He gave it to me on the day of the fight.
He didn't say much about it.
What are you going to do about it?
I'll leave it up to you.
He was hitting me, and I was like...
Like this.
And then I was like...
Then give me the gold medal as soon as you can.
Are you sure about that?
I can't do it on the day of the fight.
And then I saw it on my cell phone corner.
On your cell phone corner?
No, no, no, no.
Why are you making me do it?
It's not like you.
You shouldn't say it on the day of the fight.
It's scary. It's scary.
It's a DVD.
What?
It's a crazy story.
It's a DVD comedy.
Your balance is weird.
It's not funny.
But it's not like you when you were young.
The big fight with Shibata-san.
It was crazy.
I couldn't get up.
Yes, yes, yes.
And like...
There's like a story-like vocabulary.
For example,
If it was about 12 o'clock in the afternoon,
I wouldn't get up all night.
From 12 o'clock in the afternoon?
I'd wait and eat, but he wouldn't come.
He wouldn't even call me.
Then one day,
I think it was about 8 o'clock in the evening,
Really,
Maybe he died later.
That happens.
Isn't it normal?
Then I came home,
And I opened the door,
Without asking anyone,
And came in,
And I was already asleep.
First of all, I wasn't dead.
I thought I was alive,
But I must have been pissed off.
Hey!
So I was really excited,
And went like this.
Of course you did.
But when I came back,
I was suddenly grabbed by my chest.
Because you were asleep?
Yes.
My head came in,
And I was like, 'What the hell?!'
That's funny.
Both of you are funny.
Isn't it normal?
Did you drink a lot the other day?
Did I drink a lot the other day?
"Meta" doesn't mean "meta" in Japanese.
"Meta" is like...
making a phrase from your comment.
I remember that.
You make a comment first?
Is that how you do it?
16 years ago,
Longha came out onsen and had a talk with him.
You're not my CEO's pocket tissue!
You wanted to say that, didn't you?
You didn't have to say that.
Hey!
You're pretty fast.
Meta!
Wow!
What?
You know...
Yeah?
I saw your CEO the other day.
Yeah, yeah.
He was eating in the city!
You're not my CEO's pocket tissue!
Hey!
You're annoying me!
And...
You're not my CEO's pocket tissue!
Hey, you! You're not my CEO's pocket tissue!
Hey, Sugino News! You're not my CEO's pocket tissue!
Thank you.
I need to do something.
I needed to do something.
Maybe you wanted me to exist.
I see.
You made me do my best.
I see.
When it comes to the topic,
it's Zakihama, who talks hotly about it.
This is it!
This is what I want to know.
An hour and forty minutes have passed since they started drinking.
I'm getting drunk.
Should I go too?
Let's go together.
There aren't many people who go with you.
You're drunk.
Let's go together.
Together?
Right, left, left.
Is it this?
No.
Why did you check it?
No, no.
You like it, don't you?
3 minutes later...
What is it?
I knew it.
It's started.
It's a model, isn't it?
That's a little weird.
That's what you're doing, information manipulation.
It's not a model, is it?
It's not that the model is bad.
It wasn't a model, was it?
It's over. Let's go somewhere else.
That's what you're doing, isn't it?
No, no, it's not like that.
You're just saying it in a low-fi.
I'm just saying it in a low-fi.
But it's fine. It's just like the character.
That's cheating.
Is it a celebration?
The celebration is a terrible thing.
That's terrible.
That's really terrible.
Partner's...
Then the story is one point.
But is there going to be an M-1 or something?
No, it depends on the celebration.
You're suddenly talking about comedy again.
From statistics to drunkenness.
What do you think, Sabe-kun?
I'd like to be in a little comedy.
But what do you think?
I don't like it. It's creepy.
I was really affected last year by "Milk Boy".
Last year, I saw a lot of unique comedies.
But my mother's drunkenness has increased recently.
Stop it.
Our sacred comedy.
Stop it.
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My mom has been getting more and more serious lately.
What?
Her favorite comedy duo's name...
Let's think about it for a second.
Really?
Let's bring it up.
Well...
They belong to Watanabe Entertainment.
And their nickname is...
"Boze's duo".
Isn't that too much?
Watanabe Entertainment tends to raise boys.
And Boze is one of them.
Isn't that too much?
I thought so.
But my mom says...
They are both for it.
Isn't that too much?
Stop it!
They are both for it!
Stop it!
They are both copying us!
Stop it!
Copying us?
Our pure comedy!
No!
There was a good story, but there is only a legal story left.
What happened?
It's the last legal story.
It's terrible.
It was fun.
How about you, Seiya?
No, I mean, Mr. Taraichi's combination relationship story was shocking.
Yes.
The day I watched it at the final match of M-1, Mr. Sabe was beaten up with his cell phone.
With that criminal's face...
With his head...
A few hours ago...
No, it's not like that.
It's amazing.
That means you have to think of a story on the day of the match, right?
It's not like that.
You have to think of a phrase on the day of the match, right?
That's right.
It's amazing.
You don't do that on the actual match, do you?
On the actual match...
You change it a little, don't you?
There are times when you change it on the actual match, right?
Even if you're guessing that the belt is off, you're guessing in the opposite pattern on the day of the match.
And you're not guessing.
There are various patterns.
You didn't guess you were beaten up, did you?
I didn't!
You said you were beaten up.
That's only you, isn't it?
I did my best!
You said you were beaten up on the day of the match, didn't you?
That's right.
What about you, Milk Boy?
I'm back.
You're back.
Lastly, you said you were beaten up, didn't you?
There are various Milk Boys, but...
What about you, Milk Boy?
Huh?
Well, I was beaten up, but...
What about you, Milk Boy?
It's a foreshadow, isn't it?
Are you going to say it like that?
The next episode is "Emergency Plan for Shoushin-Fujimon"!
You're injured, all of you!
He suddenly invites his juniors for a drink.
I'm sure you think they won't come anyway.
How many people will gather?
Are they going to a drinking party or chasing juniors?
Why?
There was a bath in it.
Did juniors show up?