AISubs v3.6
The problem that Longhair is facing right now is the lack of female talent.
So tonight, Longhair will audition for female talent that he may sometimes call upon.
I hope this audition doesn't fail.
They thoroughly check the characters and human nature with fireworks and fireworks.
This is exciting!
Go, go, go!
What does New Face, who acknowledges Mr. Park as Mr. Fujii, say?
What is it?
Begin! Begin!
Sponsored by these sponsors.
"Female Talent Audition" that may call you sometimes.
It may call you sometimes.
It may?
Yes.
You don't have to do it.
"London Hearts" doesn't have enough female talent.
Really?
Yes, we don't have any today.
You are right.
We had one in the past.
"London Hearts" is a show with low exchange rate.
"Nicole" is a show with high exchange rate.
"Nicole" is a show with busy schedule.
"Asahi Nao" is a show with busy schedule.
"Kumada Yoko" and "Isoya Masayaka" are not available today.
Only "Tejima Yuuburei" is available.
"Tejima Yuuburei" is only available here.
Why?
"Nicole" is a show with high exchange rate.
"Nicole" is a show with busy schedule.
"Asahi Nao", "Michoppa", "Yukipoyo" are a lot of shows.
"Yukipoyo" is a show with busy schedule.
Never mind him.
Mr. Nogare is also here.
This is the audition hall.
The orderly is Mr. Yamamoto, TV director of photography.
"Youtoner" is not a first audition for TV performers.
- You're disappointed, right? - That's right.
- They won't do it for you. - Then you should improve this one!
- That's right! - That's right.
- You're often on the show, as an entertainer. - It's a big deal, isn't it?
- It's a big deal, isn't it?
This time, 81 people have gathered at each agency for a temporary review.
The 12 people selected by the staff will do a surprise interview in 3 groups.
Moreover, the elements required are
comment ability, wittiness, character, air that can be read, no NGs, sexy frame, etc.
The first group.
What kind of members are they?
Please watch the self-promotion video digest we sent you at the temporary review.
Nice to meet you! I'm Tagizawa Ishisu!
- Ishisu... - I'm Iwate and Barcelona's half!
- Ishisu... - Onitsukazuhiro and I are waltzes!
- "Kind people are always scary..." - "Kind people are always scary..."
- Where are you looking at?
I'm 25 years old and belong to Polippo.
I'm Nagashima Sera from Hekinanshi, Aichi Prefecture.
- I used to work for Nogizaka 46. - Oh, I see.
But I haven't been able to show myself in Nogizaka.
So, during this audition period, I'd like to become a star!
- I'll do my best! Nice to meet you! - A star...
- From now on, I'll keep spinning my special skill craft all the time! I'll do it!
- Can you say "special skill craft" like that?
- No, no, no...
- You have the energy, even if you work out.
- Nice to meet you, I'm Abeoto.
- I'm in Akimoto Assistant Produce's theater troupe called "Gekidan Yondoru Gojusentou".
- I'll do five variations of "henga".
- She does a lot of "henga".
- Oh!
- That's nice...
- That's nice!
- She does a good job. - She seems to like it.
- Hello, everyone! I'm Kojima Miyu, a high-spec grad doll.
- Oh, suddenly? - What's up?
- I wish I was a satyr.
- A satyr's "henga", right? "Gattou".
- If you do it like this, it's a little...
Kojima-san is good, isn't he?
Yeah.
When he did "Knit Feeling"...
Yeah, I saw it, too.
"Knit Feeling"...
He's amazing, isn't he?
There's only Kishi-san in the gravure sports test frame right now.
Four years in a row?
What?
Four years with Kishi-san?
Yeah, it's about time.
It's about time for a generation change, isn't it?
The first group is these four people.
Are there any girls who are looking for aron Khan?
They're here.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
There's a variety of children over there, too.
Nice to meet you.
Wow, they're so young.
They're good.
They're amazing with their necks.
They're amazing.
My name is Yamamoto of TV Asahi.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
It's been 60 years since we opened on TV Asahi.
It's like a family.
That's right.
Wow.
The quality is crazy.
It's crazy, isn't it?
My title is "generation".
Wow.
This is Ronhaan's most adorable pattern.
But it's not for variety, so it's easy to handle.
So I think it suits Hahn.
Please give me a chance like this.
No way.
I'm not good at it.
I don't like it, either.
I'm not good at it, either.
I don't like it, either.
In order for women to work harder here,
a regular audition and leaves for a large project are put on the line.
Based on that, self-promotion time!
First, Takizawa.
Nice to meet you. I'm Takizawa Ishii.
I'm half Iwate and half Barcelona.
My specialty is calligraphy.
You're suddenly nervous about self-introduction.
You're serious.
And my hobby is survival games.
I love Russian equipment.
Anyway, I respect Russian army.
So, I brought my favorite Russian equipment today.
Russian equipment?
It's not Spanish equipment, is it?
Spain is basically a civil war country, so it has nothing to do with outside.
Then...
She keeps talking about Russian equipment.
Cut it out!
This is called "golka sling".
It may not fit your butt.
What do you want to say in this self-introduction?
What do you want to say the most in this self-introduction?
What do I want to say the most?
I love military.
But I think it's a sensitive story now.
Abe-chan's face is getting cool.
Abe-chan...
Abe-chan's eyes are going crazy.
You're nervous, aren't you?
You're rivals, but you're talking a lot.
I want you to summarize it in a short time.
I love military.
Can you take it off for now?
Even if you say military...
You don't have any impression, do you?
Then, let's continue.
Nagashima-san, please introduce yourself.
Hello, I'm Nagashima Seira and I'm 25 years old.
When I got this audition,
the magazine was not very popular in Nogizaka.
I thought I'd take this opportunity and send you a video.
You passed the Nogizaka audition, didn't you?
That's right.
That's amazing.
Why do you think you passed it?
There are a lot of really cute girls in Nogizaka.
I think I was just a cute girl, too.
So...
Surprisingly, you have a strong impression of yourself.
If it was that time of year, I would have passed it because it was late in the afternoon.
If it were five of you, you wouldn't have passed it, would you?
You're noisy.
On the contrary, do you like it?
No, I don't like it.
It's messed up.
I'll look at the back.
Yes.
If you have a specialty...
A specialty...
Yes.
If you have a specialty you want to appeal...
It takes a lot of time.
Is there anything other than hula hoop?
Hula hoop is good.
Is there anything other than hula hoop?
Hula hoop specialty...
Is it a drone?
What can you do with a drone?
Can you do an air drone?
I can't do it now.
Air drone...
Huh?
I'll do it.
You do it right away.
You're good.
I can do it.
I think it's fun.
I'll do it.
You're disqualified from doing it with an air drone.
You have to do it with a drone.
Absolutely.
I'll do it.
Nice to meet you.
Good morning.
Yes.
I'm Abe Yota.
I'm 19 years old from Kansai.
When I did the stage with a drone,
I had to do this juggling 100 times
or the scene wouldn't end.
I did it on a live stage.
Is it okay?
So...
Can you do it for me?
Yes, sorry.
If you drop it, you're disqualified from this audition.
That's how I feel.
If you drop it, you're disqualified from this audition.
Yes.
That's how I feel.
20 times.
Yes.
Oh, no!
What's wrong?
You're disqualified.
Go play in your room.
You're disqualified.
You poor thing!
Give him another chance!
He's about to cry!
Tell him it's a lie!
Give Mr. Abe a big chance.
Okay.
Give him another chance at juggling.
Okay.
One chance left.
Okay.
Let's make him go home.
If you can't do it, you're really disqualified.
I can't let you go home.
I'm nervous!
If you can't do it, you're really disqualified.
20 times.
I can't do it. I'm losing.
I'm breaking down.
Wait a minute.
Cry!
Take a deep breath.
Cry! Cry! Cry!
Come on!
Come on! Look at me!
Come on!
This is nothing!
There are a lot of people like this!
They say you're disqualified!
I'm putting my life on this show.
Okay.
Mr. Abe looks like he doesn't like it.
Of course I don't like it.
Doesn't he look like he doesn't like it?
If you feel calm, you can start juggling.
Then I won't say "start".
If you can do it...
If you feel calm...
Start.
Why?
I'm sorry! I didn't mean it like that!
The air is...
Disqualified.
Such a heavy...
Such a heavy feeling...
Don't give up! Look at it!
Kojima-san, look at it!
Amazing!
Nagashima-san.
Nagashima-san. Yes?
Do "fura-fuku" 20 times.
Understood.
Seriously.
Seriously. Yes.
20 times. 20 times.
Yes, I'll do it.
If you fail... Ah, wait a minute.
Yes? If you fail, you're disqualified.
What do you mean "disqualified"?
There's pressure.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20!
I did it! Thank you!
Amazing! Amazing!
Oto-chan is crying.
Amazing!
Oto-chan is crying, so...
But...
I'm glad.
You can properly clap for her, right?
She's a good girl.
Yes, Abe Oto-chan.
She's amazing.
Oto-chan.
Abe-chan.
Okay, Abe-chan.
Your chance has come.
It's a good chance.
No, it's a really good chance.
It's a chance you can overcome.
This chance...
This?
Will you take it or not?
Will you...
Take it, right?
Will you...
Take it?
Will you not?
I will.
But you're doing a good job.
You're doing a good job?
In the end...
Shall we go?
You're pulling out.
Well, well.
Yes.
Everyone's counting.
Do your best!
Not only are you looking at it...
But also...
Count the numbers together.
Yes!
Let's go!
Okay, let's go!
Let's go!
One, two, three, four, five...
Six, seven, eight, nine...
Ten!
Eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen...
Fifteen, sixteen, seventeen...
Sixteen, eighteen, nineteen...
Oh, there she is!
Huh?
No, you're not a bird.
What's a bird?
You've shown me your good heart.
Yes.
How did you feel when you did it for the 19th time?
Yes.
How did you feel when you did it for the 19th time?
I thought, "Yes!"
What about when you did it for the 20th time?
I thought, "Yay!"
Hahaha!
That's right.
"Yes!" and "Yay!"
Oh, she's crying!
Hahaha!
No, no, no, no!
I know!
She's crying!
Okay, next...
Kojima-san...
Yes!
Please go ahead.
Huh?
Yes!
I'm Kuro-nyu, a high-spec gladol.
I'm a gladol.
I do a lot of game work and do a lot of graffiti work.
Please treat me well.
I saw you do it earlier.
Are you always wearing a swimsuit?
Oh, yes.
I wear a swimsuit at home and show it on a game stream.
Really?
Yes.
Really?
Really.
Really?
Well, I do it every day.
Are you kidding me?
I do it every day.
I told you not to eat heavy food!
Why would you do that?!
Yamamoto... Yamamoto's food is heavy!
Do you have any special skills?
Yes!
Well...
I can flip over a bowl of soba and eat it while flipping it over.
Huh?!
That's not what you're supposed to do.
You're right.
Since he can't do it by himself, Eddy will assist him.
[Taking a big bite]
Take a big bite
I want you to eat more
You can do it
It's the opposite
You can do it
It's coming out
Thank you
You ate a lot
- You ate a lot. - A lot.
- Thank you. - You feel relieved now, right, Abe-chan?
You feel relieved now, right, Abe-chan?
Because the fourth juggling will come now.
- But you succeeded earlier. - Let's do it.
- Let's do it.
- The last round. - I'm not sure about this.
- I won't get stronger with this. - Let's go.
- It's the last round. - Yes.
- Let's do it. - Let's go.
- Everyone, count it. - Everyone, count it for him.
- Yes. - Let's go.
- One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen, seventeen, eighteen, nineteen!
- Okay! - You did it!
- You did it!
- This is good, right? - Yes.
- Now, how do you feel about this? - This is good.
- Hmm... - Hmm...
- It takes some time for people who like it. - Yes.
- Right, Oto-chan? What do you mean, Oto-chan? - Yes.
- Was it good for you, Rabe-chan and Kojima-san? - Yes.
- It was good for you two, right? - Yes.
- What about you, Ishii-san? - Ishii-san is the worst.
- He's not the worst. - He's not the worst.
- What do you mean, "the worst"?
- When I think of Michopa and Nicole's faces, I feel relieved.
- That's right.
- With that said, let's move on to the second round of judging, between Oto-chan and Kojima.
- Let's move on to the second round of judging, between Oto-chan and Kojima.
- Yes, I'm Mighty. I'm from Saitama Prefecture and I'm 27 years old. I'm G-cup Gradle.
- Huh? - Using a tissue...
- Huh? - Huh?
- It's not in there? - It's not in there, is it?
- I won't show you.
- I'll do it. - Huh?
- Are you okay? - You're stupid.
- Using a tissue... - Huh? Huh?
- It's not in there? - It's not in there, is it?
You'll never show me, will you?
I'll do it.
- Will it be okay? - You're an idiot.
No, with that...
You'll see it.
- Will it be okay? - You'll see it. - Will it be okay, though?
That was close!
- You'll see it. - Thank you very much!
You have to show it.
No, you can't show it.
- You can't show it. - You can't show it.
The second group. Here are the other members.
Hello.
This is the second group.
Hello.
Are you Mighty?
You are not Lunasinus, are you?
You are not Shinya-san, are you?
You are a prankster, aren't you?
You are Shinya-san, aren't you?
What kind of prank is this?
Shinya-san is involved in the audition.
Are we pranking you?
Why did you choose Shinya-san?
I'm Kusakabe Miya. I'm 19 years old.
Kusakabe Miya is 19 years old.
She is good at dancing.
Former member of SKE Ishida is good at dancing.
I've always thought of kanji as "hiragana".
Like "dojiana"?
"Tuka"?
"Doji"!
"Tuka"?
"Konooudisonwadojiranaitoiidesune"?
It's nothing good!
It's not good at all.
Thank you very much.
It's not good at all.
The third one.
Half-Lilmi who is half-Filipino and half-Filipino.
For some reason, she appears as an ordinary Filipino.
Let's ask her about ordinary Filipinos.
First of all, ordinary Filipinos have complicated family environment.
No, no, that's...
That's a deformation, isn't it?
That's right.
And she works in a Filipino pub.
What?
What are you talking about?
Next, Mighty.
Yes.
Please introduce yourself.
It's big.
Excuse me for a moment.
Do you have a drumstick with you today?
Oh, you don't have one.
You don't have a drumstick with you, do you?
I thought you had one, but it's getting heavier.
Mighty's "t" stands for "t-bag's "t".
I see.
It's been two months since Mighty started "t-bag's "t" 365 days a year.
I brought a violin with me.
You brought a violin with you, didn't you?
Yes, I'm also good at playing the violin.
Can you play it for us?
Okay, I'll play it for you.
Can I?
Yes.
I'll play it for you.
Passionate continent.
Passionate continent is not allowed.
Do it for me.
I can do it.
You can do it.
You're stupid.
Why did you bring it?
Thank you very much.
We have finished the second group.
How was it? Were you curious about it?
This group doesn't pass.
So, the second group doesn't pass.
Please understand that it is only from Ron Howard's point of view.
Next, the third group.
I am the secret weapon of ESSENCE ENTERTAINMENT, Okada Sario.
Nice to meet you. I am Osaki Rei from OSCAR PROMOTION.
I am 21 years old.
Hello, I am Kurumi.
Hello, I am 25 years old.
I am from Ireland, America, Russia and Japan.
I am Natsumi Maki.
I am also an active female pro-wrestler.
I will teach you how to do pro-wrestling in order of 50 syllables while doing my specialty, baton-towering.
I thought you were going to do this.
Do you have "nu" in your name?
"Nu" in my name?
- Wow. - Ma - manji gatame.
- Mi - missile kick.
- Mu - moonsault press.
- Me - metsubushi.
- Mo - mongolian chop.
- Ya - yakuza kick.
- Yu - yumia gatame.
- Yo - european clutch.
- Yu - sugoi sugoi. - Ra - rariat.
- Ri - riversteck breaker.
- Ru - ru - ru - ruun.
- Oh!
- Ru - kita!
- Orasu doko. - Rusochu no yei don!
- Re - rainmaker.
- Ro - rolling sabbat.
- Wa - waki gatame!
- Hai!
- Ya!
- But, you know, "o" in "aioio" is already "omoprata" (famous Japanese song)
- And, that's a very good move.
- I don't care!
- You don't have to say it in reality!
- I don't care!
- You don't have to do anything!
- What's with you?!
- So, in the third group,
- is there any Longhorn-oriented kid who knows more about these elements?!
If you'll excuse me.
- Thank you for coming. - Oh, it's Dougi!
- Thank you for coming. - Thank you for coming.
- Oh, it's a wrestler! - Oh, it's a wrestler!
- He's in costume. - He's in costume.
- Wow! - He's tiny!
- Okay, then... - He's tiny!
Let's have you introduce yourselves.
- Ms. Okada. - Yes.
- Original song. - Original song.
- Yes! - Thank you for coming.
I'm Okada Saryo, who wants to become a secret weapon of Suns Entertainment and a new variety queen!
- Why are you wearing Dougi? - Yes.
Why are you wearing Dougi today?
- Karate is my specialty. - That's amazing!
Before I joined the entertainment industry, I lived as a classical ballet dancer.
- That's why... - I have double joints.
- May I show you my Y-shape balance? - Go ahead.
- May I?
- I'll show you a normal person's Y-shape balance. - You're showing off.
- This isn't a Y-shape at all. - She's saying a lot of things.
- I go from Y-shape to I-shape and back to Y-shape. - What?!
- I go from here... - Wow!
- ...to here. - Wow!
- In addition... - Wow!
- I also do Kata. - Kata, right?
Go ahead.
- I'll show you a sexy, serious Karate. - Oh!
- Shimizu Airi is a gravure artist. - Yes.
She does Karate, like killing a virgin.
- She does it as a little erotic. - Yes.
- I'm not like that. - Really?
- I'm aiming for the Olympics. - I can't stop you.
- Hurry up and show me. - I'll show you a serious Karate artist.
I'll show you.
Here I go!
- I'm aiming for the Olympics. - Oh!
I'll show you a sexy Karate artist.
No!
- Is it sexy? - Where is the sexiness?
Where is the sexiness?
Ah, it's only the last voice.
Yes, only the last voice.
I want you to add the sexy voice in the middle.
I want you to add it in the middle.
- Ah, in the middle? - Yes.
Okay!
She added it! She added it!
She added it!
It's old, this voice.
No!
It's old, it's old, it's old!
- Old? - Which one?
Thank you. That's sexy karate!
That's sexy karate!
- It can't be! - Thank you!
- Ah, we'll start with the sexy karate. - First round!
- First round! First round! - Is it first round at last?
- Is it first round at last?! - It's the second round at last...
I'd like to do my best from now on!
She can still do it though...
Sexy karate...
She could do it up to the fifth round, right?
She could still do it, but...
Yes, it's also a tough round!
- Sexy karate... - Sexy karate...
- Fifth round! - Sexy karate...
- Please! - Please!
Sexy karate fifth round!
I told you it's not like that.
You like it, don't you?
I told you it's not like that.
Please!
As expected of you, Noran.
Thank you very much, Noran.
It's not like that.
It's not sexy karate in the first place.
But you'll do your best, won't you?
No, I don't think it's like that.
I told you it's not like that.
But you'll do your best, won't you?
Let's move on.
Ms. Kozaki, please.
Good morning.
I'm from Oscar Promotion.
I'm 21 years old.
Until last year, I participated in Miss Flash 2018
as a grand prix of gravure contest for one year.
Miss Flash?
It's been six years.
Have you seen Miss Flash in the past?
Since it's a variety show,
I'll do my best to answer your questions.
Then, it's like sexy karate.
It's like it, isn't it?
No, it's not like that.
It's not like that.
It's like sexy karate in the first round.
I'll do my best in the first round.
Good morning!
Hey!
She did it!
It's good.
You did it.
Thank you.
Can we do a sexy karate match with Ms. Okada?
Okada and Ms. Okada?
Bow!
All Japan Sexy Karate —
- Championship!
- In the end... - In the end...
- Let's begin! - Let's begin!
- Yes!
- What is that?
- You're definitely going forward, right?
- What are you doing?
- Speak up! Speak up! - Speak up!
- Where are you going?
- 15 seconds! - 15 seconds left!
- You're taking too long!
- 10 seconds! - 10 seconds!
- What is that?
- Stop right there! - Stop right there!
- This match... - This match...
- Draw! - Draw, you say?
- Draw! - Draw!
- What's with her?
- It's all old, isn't it? - Thank you.
- Thank you.
- Next up is the sexy karate guy.
- You auditioned differently!
- I'm Kurumi, 25 years old.
- I'm from Ireland, America, Russia and Japan.
- I haven't experienced barbeque before.
- I like doing things that require strength.
- Like eating insects.
- I've never experienced that before.
- What kind of insects?
- They're high quality.
- High quality? - Yes.
- Can you eat them raw?
- Can you eat them raw?!
- Can you eat them raw?
- Can I eat them raw and make barbeque?
- Yes, you can.
- Thank you.
- He's a simple meat lion.
- He's huge!
- You're doing it, aren't you? - No, I'm not!
- That meat is huge! - It's disgusting!
- Can you eat it? - Yes!
- Go ahead! - I'll eat it!
- He's eating it! - He's eating it!
- He's eating it! He's eating it! - Do you want me to eat it all?
- You have to put it in his mouth! - Let go of his hand!
- Let me eat it all! - Go ahead!
- One more? - One more meat?
It's so good.
I'm going to eat it.
She wants it more and more.
It's so cold.
She wants it more and more.
It's so cold.
Go, go, go.
What's going on?
It's so funny.
Is water okay?
Let's continue.
Is it over?
Wrestler.
Wrestler?
Good morning.
I'm Maki Natsumi.
I'm Natsumi.
I'm a professional wrestler.
Can you do karate?
I can do karate.
You don't have to be able to do it.
This is...
Did you watch it?
Stop it!
Let me stop it!
Even though the wrestler was so cruel,
Let's have Kurumi do sexy karate.
Begin!
It has nothing to do with karate.
Can you do it?
I don't know.
Look at this.
It's coming.
I feel sorry for you.
Sexy.
Thin.
After eating candy...
It's 3-9, right?
3-9.
Alright.
Go!
Even if you don't do it...
Go!
You've learned it.
Look.
She's dying.
It's fine.
It's better than the beginning.
We were able to see a lot.
Yes.
We just met each other recently.
Look, you still have a lot of wrinkles.
Look at me.
I can't see your face.
It's amazing.
Starting with Mr. Okada.
They were terrible people.
All of them are terrible.
I'm nervous if I think I'll come to London Hearts again in the future.
That's right.
Because you made me do it.
But Mr. Hosaki did his best.
I'm glad.
I'm glad you came out.
You were honest.
Everyone was doing their best.
This time, it's only Ron Perlman.
The second judge is Mr. Hosaki, who belongs to the OSCAR.
And the final judge is...
Is he going to use a delusional hypnosis technique?
Are you really going to do it?
Once again, the additional judge is...
Abeoto, daughter of dark bug juggling.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Abeoto, daughter of dark bug juggling.
A gentle, clumsy woman who cares for her father.
Goshiman Mi.
Impromptu sexy karate.
OSCAR belongs to...
Ren Hosaki.
It's a hypnosis technique that doesn't cost money.
But the condition of the ride, the character, etc.
Check how far you can do it.
So, once again, the audition is over.
My last hope is...
- I'm nervous. - You are? - Yes.
- Like, "Why are there only three of us?" - I'm nervous. I'll do my best.
- She's kind. - "Why are there only three of us?" - She's like an older sister.
- That's right. Because I've done it all.
- Why did Okada Sario get eliminated?
- Just pretending. - You've done it all, haven't you?
- Um... from now on... - Yes, yes.
- Hypnotism... audition. - Whoa! Wait a minute.
- Hypnotism is very popular among innocent people. - Are you okay?
- It's easier for innocent people. - And it's easier for innocent people.
- Please relax from now on. - Relax from now on.
- I'm nervous. - I know, right?
- You're serious, aren't you? - Can you move so you can relax?
- I don't think you'll laugh.
- Your expression is too stiff. - Is it because you're nervous?
- Hozaki-san, it's your chance to do sexy karate. - No, no.
- You have to laugh and cherish it. - No, I won't do that!
- Let's go. Let's start with the easy ones.
- Would you like to go first? - Yes.
- Let's go. First, close your eyes. - I'm sorry, Oto-chan.
- Yes, take a deep breath.
- Yes, open your eyes.
- Yes, please concentrate here.
- He's trying to take it off. - It's totally fake, isn't it?
- It's totally fake. - You've never done it before?
- Isn't it good? - It's shaking.
- The shaking is transmitted to your body... - Huh? It's shaking.
- ...and it goes through your body. - It's shaking.
- It's getting more and more. - There's no stopping it.
- It's getting bigger and there's no stopping it. - And the shaking doesn't stop.
- It's getting more and more. - The more it shakes, the better it feels.
- The more it shakes, the more it shakes, the more and more it feels good. - It's like hypnosis.
- In this boy's case, it may be true. - That's right. Because it's pure.
Then, according to the director's request, they lie down on the waist mat.
The poster posters are also hypnotized.
These guys are all lying.
Finally, these three...
We will tell a joke while hypnotized.
We will hypnotize an animal and bring it here.
And we will tell a joke here.
Who wants to go first?
Let's start with Hozaki.
Hozaki-chan?
Hozaki-san?
You will gradually...
Become a chicken.
You will gradually and slowly...
Hozaki pretends to be hypnotized.
Cock-a-doodle-do.
She has never heard of it.
Maybe she doesn't know what a chicken is.
Cock-a-doodle-do.
You want to go outside.
Teacher, stand up.
Cock-a-doodle-do.
You two are swaying as you are.
I want to go out.
Put your hands forward.
Yes, please, forward.
Please.
And please bring me here, teacher.
Hey.
Sway slowly.
You are still swaying.
Sway small.
Yes, sway small.
Cock-a-doodle-do.
She noticed.
Cock-a-doodle-do.
You are the worst.
You are really the worst human.
You are the worst.
What are you doing?
You haven't solved it yet.
It's difficult, Hozaki-san.
You are back to normal now.
It's "London Hearts".
What? 60th anniversary?
The show is a lie.
"London Hearts".
It's not on the show.
Is it a lie?
It's not on the show.
I will explain it later.
Next, Kojima-san is kind.
Kojima-san, here we go.
You are...
Cock-a-doodle-do.
I want to say it.
Cock-a-doodle-do.
I want to walk.
Are you embarrassed?
I didn't know I was beaten like this.
Hoshima is also in the same state as Asushi and his friends.
Wow, it's boiling.
Is it on fire?
It's on fire.
What?
Did it melt?
No, it's strange.
Why are you lining up there?
What are you doing?
I thought I was taken by a teacher.
I thought I was really taken.
What fear do you feel?
This audition is dangerous.
It was scary.
It was a scary audition.
Did you think you'd be beaten up?
It's okay.
There's one more person.
I'll explain in detail later.
I'll go back to my room again.
You can't call me "teacher."
Lastly, what is Otochan's second choice?
Let's go with doggy.
Doggy.
Then...
I want...
to change to...
doggy.
Dogs bark a lot.
I want to move.
Please take me there.
This way. Your favorite food is here.
I was always scared of you.
Abe-chan also feels fear.
This way.
Everyone was taken away.
You are scary.
Everyone is in the insurance office.
I want to eat this a lot.
I want to eat it a lot.
It melted. It already melted.
Did it melt?
It already melted.
Abe-chan.
Did it melt?
Yes.
Yes?
Did it melt?
It...
It already melted.
It already melted?
It's strange.
It already melted.
It shouldn't melt. It hasn't melted yet.
It hasn't melted yet.
You can't do anything about it yourself.
I'm sorry. Yes.
The regular audition for the new show is a lie.
What?
It was "sometimes you might call me" audition of London Hearts.
What? What do you mean?
There is no new show.
What?
It was London Hearts' first audition.
I see.
As a result of juggling, you came this far.
Yes.
I'm happy.
When you were juggling, you were crying, weren't you?
Kojima-san, too.
I was moved.
Don't give up.
I thought I shouldn't forget about it.
Hozaki-san, too.
Sexy karate.
Yes.
You stole sexy karate from someone.
I didn't do my best.
I'm sorry.
Kada-san, too.
You stole karate and came this far.
You will be in the final.
I'll do my best.
As three of you, do you want to appear in London Hearts?
Yes.
Honestly, Oto-chan, you, too.
London Hearts isn't a show with a good image.
Is it good?
Yes, it is.
It was a shame.
You will cry, won't you?
No, I won't cry.
You won't cry?
Yes.
If you fail, you will cry.
No, I'm really scared.
Yamamoto-san, too.
Yes.
You will cry, won't you?
Yes, I will.
Will you do it now?
I left it over there.
Then, take it now.
I won't cry.
You will cry, won't you?
This program was brought to you by the Oranno Sporters.
It says "knights" here.
Will you do it now?
I left it over there.
Then, take it now.
I won't cry.
You will cry, won't you?
Why didn't you say anything?
You just said "yes".
You will cry, won't you?
We will be juggling with your future.
Yes.
If she succeeds, you will pass the audition.
I hope you will do your best.
We have to support you.
Here it comes.
This is the last difficult part.
Yes.
Whether you will pass or not depends on this juggling.
Yes.
If you drop it in the middle of juggling, you will fail.
Yes.
Are you ready, Abe-chan?
Everything depends on this.
Yes.
You don't have to do it.
I will do it.
It's a one-time match.
Yes.
20 times?
20 times.
We are three people.
Isn't it 30 times?
We barely did it for 20 times.
That's right.
Let's do it for 30 times.
30 times is impossible.
20 times is fine.
I will do it for 30 times.
30 times?
Yes.
Here it comes.
Abe-chan.
Do your best.
Abe and Oto.
Yes.
Juggling.
Do it for 30 times.
Follow me.
Yes.
Start!
Count for me.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20!
21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30!
Congrats!
Congratulations!
Congrats!
We will see you sometimes.
I see you sometimes.
Call me.
I see you sometimes.
Talk to her properly.
No. Talk to her properly.
Ryu and Qutamagi's two journeys.
It's cold in there.
Let's go!
One week, Miyazon and Qutamagi go on a journey.
I'll say anything and everything.
The bad guy, unpredictable Chindou.
You're nice.
Wait a minute, teacher!
You're the one who came.
I'm sorry for misunderstanding you. I thought you were a crazy guy at first.
I'll say it when you say it.