AISubs v3.6
Is my arm falling off?
This is epic!
As they respect each other, they rank up and show off their skills.
This is going to be a fierce battle.
I'm not good at this.
This is bad.
I don't like this.
What are you doing?
This is nice!
What do you mean "this is high-high"?
This is wonderful!
Stop it!
How long are you going to keep doing this?
A real-life evaluation battle between comedians and comedians!
On a news program, they called out to a TV restaurant.
"London Hearts".
"Lonhar"?
As comedians and people, they rank up in the order of respect.
The first one is Yamauchi.
Is there a first place all of a sudden?
The total number of first place is three!
I thought I was first place.
Stop it!
Is that so? Kusanagi ranks first!
It's hard for Yamauchi-san to find what he can't do.
I'm not second, but first!
Kusanagi is very satisfied!
Let's go from the top!
If I were Rintaro, who said it all the time...
I'd rank first and third!
Eight, two, five, six!
I want to be Kanechika, but I don't want to be Rintaro.
It's hard for me.
Take a good look at me. I feel pretty good.
Recently, people say I'm a good person.
I'm like a runner's high.
I'm like a good person's high.
I'm worried about you.
I'm doing it like this, but sometimes Kronin comes out in front of me.
While I'm talking...
Are you like Kronin's high?
Kronin's high!
I've always been high!
Kano was in fourth place.
I'm so happy!
The one who made Kano the highest was...
The highest?
Kazu Razor.
Wait a minute, Kazu.
Are you serious?
I wonder if his arms are falling off.
I think so, too.
By the way, Kano is aiming for the top one for Kazu.
That's sad.
It's a joke of someone who admitted it.
The highest?
By the way, Kano is aiming for the top one for Kazu.
That's sad.
I really wished for it.
I want you to live more positively.
I'm positive, so I think you can change something if you go out for a drink.
Like going to Summerland.
People who are not good at this kind of seniority are watching you.
Let's continue.
The next one is this person.
Who is it?
Why are you wearing that?
Are you okay?
What are you going to do?
Of course I'm going to say it from the bottom!
What are you saying?
It's not funny. It's negative.
It's up there!
Let's look at it from the top.
This is Kanechika's ranking.
It's up there!
Wait!
This is the best!
It went higher than Rintaro.
Because he's my father.
It's higher than your father.
Your father's voice is...
You have a nice smile.
Is it a yes?
Really?
It's not a yes.
Is it a yes?
Is it a yes for your father?
It's the first time I've heard it.
It's a yes for different reasons.
There are two people who have ranked in the top three.
First of all, Kusanagi.
It's a return, right?
Second, even when they have courage to speak,
they don't hesitate and go forward.
Even in the same age, they often think it's fun and look back.
Furthermore, after the show race or on their birthday,
they always contact me first.
They're kind.
They're friendly.
They're really friendly.
They think of me like a business friend,
but we're really close,
so it's embarrassing for me to get along with them.
When we started appearing on TV together, it was the same.
We were like two of us among our seniors.
Even when I'm scared and can't speak,
they come out and look at me from above like this.
From above the evacuation team?
When I see that, it's not cool or anything,
but it's amazing.
They respect you.
They respect me a lot.
You often go out for drinks together, don't you?
At first, it's the complete opposite.
It's like you don't recognize each other.
On the contrary, it may be comfortable.
It's like "shimoda tragedy" and "kadokawa haruki".
Is it a contrast?
Recently, I don't know "kada" anymore,
so I feel like "shimoda tragedy" is coming out.
For now, I just need to add color.
At the same time, the 3rd place in the ranking is...
"otaku".
I wanted to be this popular.
Seriousness is a skill you want for yourself.
You look like you're on TV and you're talented.
Anyway, I like your face.
And even though you're using your last resort, which is actually not bad,
it's amazing that you're still alive.
We've never been popular.
Never.
It's like you know everything about us.
It's hard for you to say that.
We're popular on Wiigid.
Can't we be popular?
With your coolness, you're making up for Rintaro's awkwardness.
Sometimes, Rintaro is like...
Oh, you're not bad.
But when you get closer, it's awkward.
Just for a moment!
Even from a distance!
Rintaro is more like Mr. Shinohara.
Are you talking about me?
The great master of justice!
You're amazing!
You're getting too big!
Are you training him?
I'm not training him!
What is this?
Mr. Shinohara!
Are you okay?
Why are you getting bigger?
Kano ranked 6th.
6th.
It's a little low.
He's not cool, but he's trying too hard.
He's going to break one day.
If you look at me, Fujimori, and Non-Steinoe,
you wouldn't know what we're talking about.
The characters we make will one day come apart or be erased, right?
That's terrible.
That's harsh!
He's actually a good person.
He's actually not cool.
But we still have to make the characters look good.
We're busy, and we're worried that they'll explode somewhere.
If we save them.
But if you think about it, I used to be a good-looking guy.
A good-looking guy?
I used to be a good-looking guy.
A good-looking guy?
I used to be a good-looking guy.
You're actually a good-looking guy, but you're not cool.
Hey!
He's an erotic guy.
Seriously, seriously.
He's an erotic guy.
Sakimoto-san, seriously, don't do it. Seriously.
You'll get in trouble.
Seriously, I'm not making you a character.
I'm seriously not making you a blind man.
Why are you making me a blind man?
You're actually a good-looking guy, right?
No, you're not.
It's the same, right?
You're going to explode somewhere.
Hey, hey, hey, stop it. Stop it already.
Seriously, stop it.
You're going to get stressed out, right?
You're actually a good-looking guy, but you're not cool.
Yeah.
That's a different story.
It's the same.
I'm sorry, I made a mistake.
I made a mistake.
That's not relevant.
I'm sorry, I made a mistake.
You're really good now.
You're in a good condition.
You're in the best condition.
By the way, my boyfriend Rintaro is in fourth place.
Fourth place.
I'm happy for him.
He thinks he'll get better if he's in first place.
Our Kaneji is...
She is kind, cheerful, and a little strange, but that's what's interesting about her.
She respects her as a human being.
She doesn't sit on the train, doesn't fall in love, and so on.
She decides on detailed rules within herself, and lives her life not to break those rules.
However, she is bound by those rules too much, and her sleep time can be shortened,
and things can go south, so...
I'm worried.
It's from another country!
It's from my father!
Even the way you read it is like that!
Even the way you read it!
Mr. Yodamasashi!
It's like this, right?
Like this, right?
Yes.
Are you getting high?
I'm not getting high!
Let's move on.
Please vote.
I'm counting on you, Nikonin.
I don't know!
Otake!
Isn't it perfect?
Otake, what do you think?
Otake...
Wow...
This is really difficult.
What is?
What can you do?
No, no, no...
There's no way you can do anything.
From now on...
From the top...
From the bottom...
But you can use this from the top.
Either is fine.
What is it?
It's weird, isn't it?
Why don't you let Mr. Ajichi announce it?
Wow...
Mr. Kuratsuchi...
Can I say it directly?
Me?
Yes.
It's already fifth place, right?
Otake's ranking is...
Fifth place!
Tenth place!
This is the worst!
Wow!
This is...
This is real!
As a Mahalo, is it okay?
Seriously, Mahalo.
This is bad.
I'll ask you seriously.
Out of nine people...
Eight of you are Otake's best.
That's weird!
Eight of you are Otake's best!
Eight of you!
First, Komiya...
That's weird! I'll ask you seriously.
Komiya-san, you remember this, right?
Yes, I remember this.
No, no...
Why do you remember this?
It's weird, isn't it?
This is in the book, right?
It's comforting for everyone, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
Kyo-shin-zou, who speaks with such a low laugh rate...
Ota and Saito are doing their best.
I'm saying this in advance.
If Ota is here...
I don't think we need Otake.
Otake!
That's a little...
Wait, wait!
In a previous talk show...
It was a very unpleasant time for Atsushi-san to enjoy Otake's dance.
No, Atsushi-san was laughing so hard...
I didn't write that!
I thought his sense was damaged.
Wait, wait.
You're taking all directions.
This is bad.
You even included the world story.
Don't say it!
This is bad with the world story.
I thought his sense was damaged.
At that time, I thought "Oh, Atsushi-san, it's over. His sense is damaged."
I couldn't sympathize.
What was it like, Atsushi-san?
You're still laughing.
Did you get it? How was it?
I got it.
It's funny, isn't it?
It's funny.
I got it.
Next, Kusanagi.
Oh, we meet again.
Did we meet again?
We meet again.
You're the only one in these nine people who haven't been helped.
Or rather, you've never seen anyone being helped.
I'm the kind of person who asks for help from various people, so I think I was helped by everyone today.
But if you think about it, Otaki-san wasn't helped at all.
I'm not the type of person to help.
It's a little shallow to say I respect someone who's helped me.
I'm sorry, but...
Why do you speak with your own mouth?
I'm sorry, but...
It's not just that.
Next, Kano.
Even though you're number one...
You're so dissatisfied with your partners that you feel like you're doubting them as entertainers or people.
It's like the second Sugiyama-san of Wagaya.
Wait a minute.
Wagaya-san and Yatabe-san have always been dissatisfied with each other for a long time.
That's what I've been saying, and it's been passed on to other entertainers as well.
Sugiyama-san has started to isolate himself a little more.
But you still say things like "I love you," "I hate you," and "I love you," don't you?
It's totally fine.
But if it spreads too much, you feel like you're scared and worried.
How about you, Saito-san?
Well, I've been doing it for 13 years now.
In the past, I used to be late or wanted to skip work.
I said it was messed up and it was fixed.
If it's a regular show or a rehearsal, I usually watch videos or have meetings in a loud voice.
But I don't say it in public like a lonely heart.
I'm afraid of saying things like "stop it" or "be careful."
But I'm told, "You're just serious because you're a mother and a teacher."
Even if I say it, I'll be in a bad mood.
How about you, Saito-san?
Well, I'm in a bad mood.
I see.
I don't think it's a bad thing.
It's not as Kano says.
When I saw you, I was scared because I heard it on the news.
You said, "Stop drinking and it's over."
When you said it three times, I thought it was murder.
Murder?
There are two people next to you.
Why can't you stand it?
It's a very simple story.
Even adults can't say it.
It's overflowing.
You're very serious.
I don't think you were a front-line director.
You're serious.
You'd better put it back.
I'm afraid of it.
Are you afraid of it?
Does it mean that everyone is crazy about it?
Right?
Nadar is crazy about it, too.
What?
Well, I feel sorry for Xiaomi for not having Ota-san here.
Ota-san also makes stories.
I said everything I was going to say.
You said it too early.
Why do you say it too early?
You've been saying it for a long time.
The number is...
I'm Kano-san.
Right.
The reunion is Kano.
I didn't say anything bad about it.
The number is fourth place.
I don't know about Ota-san.
If you don't know about it, it's weird.
I wrote "I don't know about it."
It's a waste of time.
The number is ten or less.
I'd like to know about it in the future.
Why don't you go to Summerland with us?
Summerland.
I don't like it.
I can't stand going to Summerland with you guys.
How about you, Yamauchi?
I don't like it.
It's a story of four people.
Yamauchi-kun.
The number is the lowest.
Of course.
I didn't like it in the first place.
You didn't like it in the first place and said it's weird.
I tried to get out of his jungle pocket many times.
It didn't work.
If I had heard about it, I wouldn't have laughed like that.
That's weird, Satsui-san.
I can't live without it.
Let me announce the next one.
I'd like to announce this person.
Here it is.
I can't see it. It's difficult.
I think it's either one of them.
One, two, or nine.
There is only five left in the middle.
Five is lame.
Five is lame with that character.
It's the worst.
With that character.
Of course, I'll start from the top.
Why do you start from the bottom when you attack a woman?
You should start from the top.
Stop it.
He said "muranishizuhaihai".
Mr.Zakema, what kind of sex do you want?
Hey, let's move on. Here is the highest rank.
Let's move on. Here is the highest rank.
Wow!
Really?
It's the highest rank!
It's like a dream!
Mr. Saito is the highest rank.
Mr. Atsushi, you are nice!
Stop it!
Really?
More than one person is ranked higher than the top three.
Wow!
It's really a dream!
First of all, the first place goes to two people of "exit".
Kanechika.
You can make people laugh at any time.
As a senior, you are very kind.
You complimented me on LINE that I was funny.
I think it's amazing that you can respect your juniors.
You are a little cheeky, but you are human and nice.
Rintaro, I think you know that you have been appearing on TV since you debuted.
And you often send me your impressions of the program.
I wanted to be like you, Rin-chan.
Thank you for giving me inspiration.
But you sent me LINE messages like "six thirty in the morning" and so on.
Six thirty in the morning is hot.
But you said you wanted to send me LINE messages even if you were watching it there.
I'm so happy.
I've never heard of Saito being in the first place.
The second place goes to "exit".
Exit!
I'm happy about it.
You are overwhelmingly funny.
Only you can make Saito-san laugh.
If you can make people laugh with your loud voice, you are a real entertainer.
Exit!
You haven't created anything special, but you are funny and amazing.
Your laughter is different from yours.
You are born with it.
This is it.
You can use it for anything.
It doesn't matter where you put it.
I'm happy about it.
He has everything I don't have anymore.
I admire him.
He is a genius.
To be honest, I was scared of how you were born.
I always thought you weren't funny.
I'm happy about it.
His face is telling me that he wants to be a director.
Don't do it.
I can't stand it anymore.
He ranked 3rd place.
I didn't expect it.
It's amazing that you are rated this high.
Really?
It's amazing that you can make your own territory with just one word "yes".
Even when you are in a trio, you show that you are the only one who comes forward and make the other two stand out.
Recently, after learning from Director Zenra's stories, I feel more relaxed and empowered.
I feel that "loved by others" is strong, too.
He was amazing from the beginning, but after learning from Director Zenra...
I'm confident that Director Zenra will be number one in the manga industry.
I'm confident that Director Zenra will be number one in any field.
I can't stand it anymore.
Take off your mayo.
Don't do it.
Can I not do it?
I can't stand it anymore.
You still have a chance.
I can't stand it anymore.
Nicolo-chan, it feels good.
Can you blow the whistle for me?
Please do it.
Watch me carefully.
He remembers all of the lines.
He remembers all of them.
It's an unexpected weapon.
Director Zenra is Yamada-san's weapon.
Why is it Saito-kun's weapon?
I'm happy about it.
Are you wearing it?
You look happy.
What's wrong?
Stop it! What are you doing?
You are not a mother!
Thanks to this character, we have 7 more jobs!
Director, please come out!
I'll help you!
I've learned how to hold a camera!
I'll go anytime!
Is there anything left?
It's terrible. There was no flow or anything.
You look like an old man!
I just want to do it!
The way you do it...
It's good!
It's real!
Mr. Atsushi, have you ever seen other people's sex?
I've been seen up to my butt hole!
Wow, you have a good camera work!
Today, I'd like to use this small tool effectively.
If you think you've felt it enough, blow it once.
If you think you've felt it more, blow it twice.
If you think you can't stand it anymore, blow it three times.
It's wonderful!
Stop it!
What are you doing?
What is this?
Isn't it a can copy?
We finally found it!
Ario-san, you said it too.
Acting is important!
We finally found it!
You don't have a flute, do you?
You should apply it!
Let's move on to the next announcement!
Here we go!
I'm counting on you, Nigoru!
Yes!
Here, here, here!
It's a hidden laser!
I want to go from the top!
But it's fun from the bottom!
I want to have fun!
I want to go from the bottom!
Let's go from the bottom!
The hidden laser is...
I'm counting on you!
You can be assured of this!
It's around here!
It's spinning!
Nadal is one of them.
Yes, he is.
Nadal?!
Well...
Natalie-san?
I also admire him.
I think he is totally different from me.
He can apply any program.
Nadal-san, Nadal-san.
First of all, I will read this.
How many times have you read it?
I'm sorry.
You are impatient, aren't you?
You are an ex-sportsman, aren't you?
Ex-sportsman?
You are an ex-sportsman, aren't you?
I'm doing my best.
The reason is...
If he is in a variety show, he is helpful.
He is good at playing games.
He is good at making people laugh and calm down.
He is smart.
He can also be a commentator.
I envy him.
He also has a personality.
I don't think he will disappear.
He is also good at taking care of himself.
Taking care of himself?
I live with Takashi-san.
We go to bed pretty early in the night.
Even if Takashi-san wants to drink with me,
he says "I have to go to work tomorrow".
We go to bed pretty early in the night.
He is good at taking care of himself.
You are an ex-sportsman, aren't you?
No, I'm not.
I'm not.
Please evaluate him physically.
If I were to say it again,
I usually go to work until late at night.
He can motivate himself.
But...
He doesn't take a taxi.
He takes a train.
He also walks.
He is good at taking care of himself.
I'm not happy at all.
I'm happy, but...
I don't know why you are complimenting me like that.
No. 1 is Nadal and Kano-san.
No. 4.
You two are amazing.
No. 3, right?
Mr. Udairin and Mr. Sadairin are weak.
You two are amazing.
You two are candidates.
No. 2 is Kusanagi.
He is good at watching VTRs and eating something.
He thinks he is the best entertainer.
Really?
Mr. Shinobu Nakagami said he is good at it, too.
In the middle of the show, there was a quiz.
They asked us to answer in 10 seconds.
They said we are entertainers.
We said weird things and slipped.
We made weird laughs.
Only Kazu-san said "bashin".
I've never seen him in trouble.
He was shaking.
He was confident.
I've never seen him upset.
I'm happier than you two.
What do you mean?
I'm happy for you.
Four of you are in the top three.
Thank you.
Two of you are in the worst three.
First of all, Komiya.
You are in the worst three.
You are competent, but you don't know what you are thinking about.
You don't react much when you are pranked.
You can't understand people.
You can't be friends with people.
Did you say that much?
You talk a lot about society.
You always say bad things about society.
It's a secret.
You only say bad things about society.
You say bad things about time machines.
I'm surprised.
I'm the opposite of you.
I'm like androids.
I'm a little scared of you.
But you have to be in the top ten.
Someone will be in the bottom ten.
I'm sorry about that.
He looks like Mr. Muranishi.
Thank you for waiting for me.
I'm scared of you.
I'm always ready for you.
Come here.
I finally found you.
I don't want you to catch me.
I won't let you catch me.
You are amazing.
I tried to catch you with courage.
But you are Mr. Muranishi.
I chose you in the bottom two.
I'm scared of you.
I thought you were good at crazy manzai.
But you are crazy in studio.
I can't play with you.
So, please don't move.
He is crazy.
Do you ignore me?
I don't know you.
We are from different genres.
I can't make contact with you.
You are crazy again.
You look like Yoshimura.
We haven't met before.
What do you think of the number of Yamauchi?
It's amazing. I think people who can make jokes are the greatest.
You can make any kind of joke.
I'm praising you so much, but I can't look you in the eye.
Jokes are sensational.
When I first saw it, I loved it.
But jokes and daily life are different.
I like to make a joke.
Look at him. He looks scary.
I'm looking at you.
Do you need me to look you in the eye now?
It's my story, isn't it?
You're talking about him, aren't you?
It's not that I'm not good at it.
Can I look you in the eye now?
Yes.
You're making a mistake now.
You're looking at me only up to here.
If you think I'm not good at it, blow me a whistle.
If you think I'm not good at it, blow me a whistle twice.
Is it okay?
If you think I'm not good at it, blow me a whistle.
Is it okay?
He is saying "is it okay?"
If you think I'm not good at it, blow me a whistle three times.
It's wonderful.
You said you're not good at it.
You changed everything back to the original.
I'm sorry.
Real evaluation competition.
Only these two will remain.
I'll make it clear next time.
Only these two will remain.
It's scary.
Let's understand it at the same time.
Okay.
It's perfect.
Should I do it?
Should I go up or down?
Fifth or ninth place?
I hope it's fifth.
Should I go up or down?
Let's look at it from above.
This is Nadal's ranking.
How is it?
Yes!
I'm so happy!
Wait a minute.
I knew it was wrong.
I thought it was the other way around.
Wait a minute.
This is bad, Komiya.
What do you mean?
I don't like this ball.
I'm so happy!
It's almost a bamboo.
It's a bamboo.
It's a stone bamboo.
Nadal is in second place.
But both opinions are extreme.
Both opinions are extreme?
Let me announce the bad one first.
I don't like it at all.
Kano is in second place.
What's wrong?
When Nadal appeared on TV,
he suddenly said to me,
"Kano, it's okay.
I respect you."
But he said that
as if he didn't respect me.
I see.
He said, "I..."
Kano, I respect you.
But he said, "I don't respect anyone."
Each word of his
hurts me a little.
It's not delicate.
Rintaro is seriously undervalued.
I'm surprised.
He says it like it's a one-shot thing,
but it's not like that at all.
No one said it.
Rintaro is also in first place.
Rintaro has been doing it for a long time.
Does he know that he is interesting?
Or is he too naive and not trying hard?
No.
He overcomes the situation with his willpower
and makes the happening laughable.
Even if Nadal and his juniors cooperate,
Nadal is involved in the happening
and his juniors don't stand out.
I feel sorry for him.
When did you say that?
I always say that.
Nadal makes everything delicious,
but his juniors say,
It's funny in the dressing room.
They push him with enthusiasm.
When they ask him where it's funny,
he says, "There's nothing."
I have an impression of that.
It was on a certain show.
On a certain show.
I did something like killing my seniors.
What happened?
I made my seniors slip.
Don't do that.
To be honest with you,
if you get involved with me like this,
something terrible will happen.
Let's eat.
You said you'd eat anything.
Because you're here.
You're like a karta.
What's that?
I was misunderstood.
I was thinking about my future.
He was talking.
Everyone was talking.
Everyone was talking,
but he was talking.
Saito always says the same thing
in "Worst 2."
Saito?
He reported me later.
I talked about Saito a lot.
I was like, "Are you okay?"
He said many people's names
in many programs.
I think it's easy to make people laugh.
You say people's names a lot.
I don't want to say it, Saito.
You said it in "SOPRANO."
Don't say it. I feel sorry for Jiro.
He said it.
At the end of the program,
Jiro's picture was shown.
He said it every time.
His picture was shown a lot.
It's Ramen Jiro, right?
On the other hand, the one who put Nadal in first place because Nadal is highly rated is...
Yamauchi.
I'm so happy!
He was right in the middle of everything.
The comedian.
His daily life is also a topic.
I think his starting power is top in the past ten years.
From the first time he worked, he has a great sense of words.
He is a monster of a start.
Even if he says rude things due to human nature,
people think it can't be helped because it's Nadal,
and it's good that he doesn't get angry.
That's true. Nadal can't get angry.
People who get angry get angry a lot.
People who get angry get angry, but...
There are parts where people get angry.
Once, in "Savanna", Takahashi...
Please sit down, Yamauchi-san.
It's complicated.
It's over, it's over.
I'll get angry, I'll get angry.
Takahashi-san, I feel sorry for you.
I feel sorry for you, too.
I can't laugh at this.
I'll laugh.
You won't laugh? Then, please.
Wait, wait.
This is bad.
Wait, wait.
In "Savanna", Takahashi-san...
will do a mysterious event...
No, no, no.
...in "Savanna".
It's like a play-like event.
There was a lot of rehearsal.
Yes.
You know, only Nadal...
He rehearsed while doing this.
Yes.
In the end, once he finished rehearsing...
He checked the script...
Can I do it here and there?
And then... "Thank you for your hard work."
Dismissed.
It's like that.
Once Nadal finished rehearsing...
Even though Takahashi-san didn't say anything...
Thank you for your hard work.
He tried to go home by himself.
No, no, no.
It's a joke, you know?
It's a joke.
Alright! It's over!
I thought he'd say it.
No, no. It's over.
Takahashi-san said.
Huh? He didn't say it.
He's an entertainer.
An entertainer?
An entertainer said it?
I don't think he said it.
It's a sin.
He's a bad person.
He's a bad person, isn't he?
What do you mean, "an accident during rehearsal"?
I'm still looking for it.
I'm still looking for where entertainers get angry...
I'm still looking for that line.
Takahashi-san gets angry here...
But it depends on the person.
Of course it does.
What is that?
If you like it and get addicted to it...
That's right.
It's addictive.
Nadal is addictive.
Also, the number of people who put Nadal in first place.
Wow!
Both of you have 10,000 votes.
Wow!
Other people who can't be replaced.
If you work with him...
Nadal will definitely be the main character.
He's more of a genius than a hard worker.
Hard work doesn't suit Nadal.
I'm jealous of Nadal's performance.
That's right.
Wow!
I'm happy.
I'm really happy.
I'm glad I came here today.
Laughter is born infinitely, isn't it?
There's no end.
Whether it's a failure or a success...
Someone will say it again...
In the end...
It's going to be Nadal for the rest of his life.
If Nadal wins...
I think he's a superstar.
I'm jealous of him.
I can't say anything.
Say it!
I'm an entertainer.
You didn't want to say it, did you?
I'm an entertainer and you're telling me to say it?
Nadal is...
Both of them are in first place.
Wow.
Now, Komiya.
You didn't want to say it, did you?
I'm scared of this.
I didn't want to say it.
You were surprised, weren't you?
I think it's fifth place for sure.
I think we're going to be noticed.
What?
If you turn around, there's an entertainer.
You don't want to be caught up only by entertainers, do you?
It's like you barely talked.
What is this?
Let's start with a good reason.
A good one?
Kusanagi put Komiya in fourth place in the top group.
Is it okay for me to be in the top group?
It's going to be a great battle.
Is it okay for me?
I'm scared of this.
When I was auditioning for an agency,
there were three groups,
and one group was like Komiya.
You're not an M-1 finalist,
and you've never been a big topic.
You don't have any weapons.
I think it's amazing that you've sold so much.
Really?
Don't I have any weapons?
Wait a minute.
Are you talking about me?
No, I'm not.
You're like a young superstar in Tokyo.
Then it's okay for me to be in the top group, right?
Before I went to Otapuro,
I went to an audition in Maseki.
When I went there,
more than half of the people there
were like you.
I'm really surprised.
I thought everyone respected you more.
There aren't many people in Tokyo.
Don't read the stand-up lecture.
That's scary.
That's not good.
Verse 3 is "Kanechika".
You're kind usually,
but it's dark and disappointing
like an old man who has lost everything
Old man...
Are you still like that?
I'm scared now.
It makes me happy.
Of course it does.
The second worst is Kazu.
Kazukai.
Listen to me.
I'm sorry that I can't get along with you well every time.
I'm not good at it.
I like you!
Don't say it so straight!
I like you, Kazu!
No, no, I like you!
No, no, I like you, but...
I thought you didn't have a story about society.
I only have a story about society!
I still feel sad when I see you using the story you made in the M-1 qualifier.
In the past, when you were invincible in the live show, you were doing very well.
But after that, when you saw that you couldn't get results in the M-1 qualifier, you learned that you couldn't get results if you were in good shape.
You've improved a lot.
Tell me about your story about society.
It was amazing!
It was really amazing in the beginning!
It was like, "I'm going to be one of the best in Tokyo!"
Because you were famous.
Yes, of course!
But after that...
What?
What do you mean?
That's scary!
You wrote "komiya" and "kiuri" and "dareka", didn't you?
Yes, I did.
And you got results like that.
Yes, I got results like that.
You wrote a lot of things and said them yourself, didn't you?
I thought I was in 5th place.
You were doing well.
Kano is in 1st place for "worst sign".
Hey, Kano!
But you didn't write anything bad, did you?
What?
You were in 1st place for "komiya".
Kano is in 1st place for "worst sign".
You admit your talent and effort, but you don't like being talked about women's stories or stories you played with in private.
Surprisingly, you have a lot of negative comments.
This is a bit of a mystery.
For example, "komiya got married recently" or "he went to a kebab restaurant recently"
When other entertainers say it...
You don't have to say it.
It gets in the way of me saying it.
It's like Nadal.
It's just that he went to a kebab restaurant.
I'm sorry.
Nadal.
Nadal!
Nadal is in 6th place for "worst sign".
It's not low.
I'm not that bad either.
More and more young people are coming out.
If you need a new weapon, you look like you're doing something safe, so I think you're about to die.
I want you to be more reckless.
However, it seems that you play with girls quite a bit in private.
Daigo-san said that he has a girlfriend who likes "komiya".
Let's take a break for now.
What's wrong?
I'll keep standing.
You're a man again.
No, girls are fine.
So far, it has been provided by the association you are watching.
- Okay, go ahead. - Are you ready?
- More and more young people are coming out and it's about time... - Let's start from the beginning.
- Wait, wait, wait. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I stopped you. It's my fault.
- Let's start from the beginning. - We have to start from the beginning, right? - Yes, yes.
- Apparently, he plays with girls quite a lot in private. - There's no point in getting an interval.
- When Mr. Dying said that he had a girl he liked about Ms. Komiya... - Ah...
- He was smiling and saying, "Again?" - Yeah.
- Huh? Is it wrong for me to say "Again?" - Something like that.
- Did I say something?
- No, I'm not saying it's wrong, but... - Is there something?
- Well, I'll say it. He's very reserved on the spot. I had the image of him saying "Again?" before.
- But, he said, "I'll give you back if you shake me. I'll give you back if you shake me."
- He doesn't look like a machine, but... - Machine?!
- Mr. Dying said that and he said, "Again?"
- Well, I don't know what I want to say. - Wait, wait, wait.
- What do you mean? - You're not supposed to say it.
- What do you mean?
- If you say something about women, is there something you don't like about them?
- No, not really. - Do you hear that kind of news often?
- No, no. There's no news about that.
- Is there something between you and Mr. Sari Kato? - Because it's me.
- No, no, no. There's no such thing. - Is there something between you and me?
- No, no, no. There's no such thing. - I won't let anyone in.
- You don't have a problem with what you say, do you? - No, I don't have a problem.
- Do you talk about going to a cabaret? - Yes, I went to a cabaret in Koenji.
- Oh. - Yes. I also went to a cabaret in Ikebukuro.
- Yes. - Yes, I also went to Shinjuku.
- You also went to a cabaret? - Yes, I also went to a cabaret.
- What kind of cabaret?
- At first, I massaged you, and then you touched me.
- See? You can say it proudly.
- You can say it proudly, right? - It's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
- But if you don't want me to touch you, then don't touch me today.
- No, you should touch me! That's why I'm telling you to eat!
- Don't you have your own bag?
- My own bag?
- Did you do something like this?
- I went to an oil massage shop and asked them to do it until the last minute.
- Also... - It's coming out more and more!
- Also, I have a private conversation with various women.
- What kind of system is this?!
- It's not a problem at all! - Wait, wait, wait!
- Wait! - From now on, it'll be hard for me to touch you.
- No, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay. - How are you dealing with girls lately?
- Oh, not at all! When I'm waiting for a girl to come out of a live show, I reach out my hand.
- No, you shouldn't do that! - No, you shouldn't do that!
- One girl!
- After this, "Hitorinomi Joshi" will continue!
- One girl!
- The next episode of "Hitorinomi Joshi" will continue with "Hitorinomi Joshi" in a bar at night!
- Let's go!
- If you stand naked in the hallway, you'll probably stand up. - No!
- Atsushi is trying to win over girls' feelings of romance!
- Do you want to marry me? - No, I don't want to marry you!
- Also, there's a way to rush home!
- There's a plastic bottle in the back of the TV!
- Is it because of the alcohol?
- And the last one is "Maseko Nomida"? - I'm so moved!