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If you get hurt, you'll be fired.
Tonight's show is a big shocker to senior entertainers.
I hate it when people I don't know make fun of me.
They were so feared by generations apart.
I'm shocked.
What kind of treatment is this?
Even newcomers who joined the same agency because they were too excited.
I hate it.
The Great Senpai Touch in the Agency
Tonight, more than 200 newbies and students in their 3 years of acting experience of 5 actors and actresses in the agency will...
...investigate rumors, urban legends and martial arts and pursue the real person.
All of you are young people in their 3 years of acting experience.
Many of you have never met the Great Senpai Touch in the Agency.
No, we haven't.
But you must be nervous.
Some of you are watching the program for the first time.
Yes, we are.
Is it your first time too, Metal?
Yes, it is!
It's my first time, Metal!
I didn't know you were such a character.
Now, let's welcome the Great Senpai Touch in each agency.
Great Senpai Touch in the Agency
Nice to meet you.
Are you embarrassed?
You're the only one who asked me what I think.
You're the top of the human race.
You're not the top of the human race.
The senior comedians are all veterans of more than 25 years of acting career.
From a young age, they are already in the master class.
What kind of rumors and legends are spreading?
I'm sure there are many rumors that you don't know about.
Rumors are rumors.
It may be true.
I don't know if it's true or not.
Ariyoshi, have you ever seen anyone like that?
No, I haven't.
You can't know everything about the same agency.
If you're this far apart, you'll make fun of me.
You'll make fun of Kuniko.
Don't say that.
I won't.
I won't make fun of you.
I won't.
I'm Degas.
We're in the same agency.
Speaking of Degas, it's me.
I don't have any image of you.
I don't know anything about you.
I know a little about you.
I'll give you an explanation.
How about you, Takeyama?
There's Butcher Brothers above me.
Butcher Brothers is at the top.
You don't respect Takeyama, do you?
I don't know.
If you're in the same agency, you're a great senior.
There are many people who don't think of me as a comedian.
I'm not a comedian.
Are you a comedian?
You know it.
You've known it for a long time.
I thought you were a commentator.
You're talking in front of your juniors.
First of all, with information that each agency surprisingly does not know,
they pick up enthusiastic studio members.
First of all, Otapuro.
It was founded in 1963.
There are about 300 people in it.
The main actors are Kataoka Tsurutaro, Tachou Club, Tsuchida-kun, Ariyoshi, and other actors.
Kuniko, you should write about it, too.
You're a great senior.
Otapuro has six people in it.
I'll write about it.
The young comedians who are here today are people who don't know about the Saruga era.
Oh, I see.
Ariyoshi started his career by himself.
Do you know that Jindai was married to Fujia Norika?
I think you know it.
It's new.
Ariyoshi has loved you since you were in junior high school.
I'm Koyama of Tenken.
Ariyoshi loved you so much that he scolded you a lot at school.
You lost your friends.
Watch and learn!
Learn from me!
It was popular at the time.
Don't say bad things about me!
It's a bad thing.
"Amanose Collection"?
Yes, it's "Amanose Collection".
Ariyoshi Sakurai, "the yakai" of "tbs" has had 57 appearances in three years.
It's true, isn't it?
Yes, it's true.
57 appearances!
Have you seen it?
No, I haven't.
But if you count it properly, it's like this.
Wow, you get that, too.
There were 62 of them.
I'm kidding.
I'm not lying.
So it's 62 times, right?
62 times.
Yosui was a former first-class architect.
After getting divorced, he became a comedian.
Ariyoshi wanted to be in a troupe and became a comedian when he was 40 years old.
Hello, I'm Yosui. Nice to meet you!
Yosui!
You're still the same!
If you're like that, you're like us!
I'm sorry.
Why are you wearing that?
It's black.
Oh, my hobby is surfing!
Nice!
He's been surfing since he was young!
He's been surfing for a year!
I'm sorry!
It's not the time for you to be riding waves!
What are you waiting for?
I'm sick of it!
You're going to ride it for me, aren't you?!
You look like a president of a construction company!
Next up is "human resources".
It was established in 1977 and has 223 members.
There are that many?!
The main members are Gary, Unjash, Untouchable, Ogiyahagi, Drunk Dragon and Tokyo Zero.
It's lame that Unjash is first.
If you say that, I can't say anything!
It's fine!
The young comedians who are here today are these members.
They all look like interesting people.
They've been fans of Zakiyama-san since they were students.
They recorded Zakiyama-san's radio show on an MD.
I recorded it and recorded it again and again.
How much is it?
I can't buy a lot of it.
You're wearing weird gloves.
It's a death match.
Watabe-kun of Otokuchuuru has been a big fan of Zakiyama-san since he was a kid.
He's been rubbing his chin with his hands since he was a kid because of his admiration for Zakiyama-san.
He's put in a lot of effort.
That's amazing!
I'm happy about that!
He's got more than ten fan letters!
He gave you fan letters?!
He sent me some, Zakiyama-san!
He sent me some!
It's like you're admiring me!
It's so good!
It's the best!
It's been too long since I was in elementary school.
I brought a picture of you.
I didn't know you admired me so much.
I'll show you.
You look like him!
Watabe-kun of Otokuchuuru!
Wow!
This is more like him!
That's right!
That's what you're longing for, isn't it?
That's right!
Good, good, good!
Thank you!
It's definitely funny!
Is it funny?
No, it's definitely funny!
Next up is this!
Masaki Entertainer!
There aren't many Masaki Entertainers!
In 1928,
a new company was born.
There are 105 members.
Main members are entertainers,
"channanchams",
"legends",
"baccarism",
"knights",
"kanoen",
"sanshiro",
utsumi keiko
and "ozora yuuhei"
are missing a little.
I'm sorry!
Thank you for that!
Where are the people in Masaki?
Here they are!
How about you, Mr. Degawa?
I don't know about you,
but I've met a guy with a bald head!
Really?
Have you met him before?
No, only once!
Oh, no!
From a distance!
"Simpson", "guri", "yamaguchi"!
Yes!
I'm a big fan of you, Mr. Degawa!
I joined Masaki to get closer to you!
That's right!
I'm also a big fan of you, Mr. Degawa!
If we can go to the baseball stadium together,
I'll never forget it!
That's your goal, isn't it?
I've met you, Mr. Degawa!
This year,
the agency has secured
two back nets!
What?
I bought a year-long ticket!
If we go...
Then, with you, Mr. Degawa...
Is it okay?
I'm going tomorrow for real!
Tomorrow...
Let's go!
You won't forget it, will you?
No, I won't!
Tomorrow, we'll have three back nets!
Iio-kun, Johnny-o, and me!
Three back nets!
But, if we go to the baseball stadium,
we'll meet you, Mr. Degawa!
That's right!
Mr. Degawa, why don't you say it?
Mr. Degawa, say it!
No, I can't go!
I can't!
Mr. Degawa, what do you think of me?
What do you think of Mr. Degawa's technique just now?
No, it's perfect!
It's perfect!
I've always admired you!
No, I really admire you!
Next, "sunmusic"!
In 1971...
There were 500 members!
There were about 120 entertainers!
The main members were entertainers...
Dandy, Sakano-san...
Gorgeous, too!
Cunning, Takeyama-san...
Kojima, Yoshio...
Sugi-chan...
Maple, Cho-go-kun...
No, it's already over!
It's already over! Stop it!
I know! I know for sure!
Today's young master is...
Takeyama-san!
Have you met Metal-kun before?
No, I haven't met him before!
Nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you, too!
There are a lot of good-looking people.
It's like Sun Music.
Next...
Is there anything you want from Takeyama-san?
I don't have anything!
I don't have time!
I don't have anything!
I'm sorry.
I don't have anything!
Next...
Yoshimoto Creative Agency.
In 1912...
There are more than 6,000 members.
There are more than 100 members.
The main members are...
Akashiya-sanma-san...
Downtown-san...
Ninety-nine-san...
Tomoya Shinnai...
You're too weak!
I'm sorry for being in that class!
You're not in that class anymore!
I'm not in that class anymore!
This is Yoshimoto's young master.
He didn't have much influence, so he's out.
And now...
The rumors and legends of great seniors spread by the agency's juniors...
Will be announced in a ranking format!
First, number 11!
Arios!
Is it there?
Otapuro's "Kusaya-kyu-utta-ikkai" is held regularly, but...
Once, when Ariyoshi-san decided to participate, it caused a huge ruckus.
Seniors around him said, "Don't try to stand out! Focus on baseball!"
Posts on social media are banned!
If you injure Ariyoshi-san, you'll be fired!
What's with that?!
What's with that answer?!
It was held in a "super-limit" system.
Ariyoshi-san, do you remember that?
There's a "Kusaya-kyu" tournament held by "Arc and Piece" and I participated in it once.
It's been a while since I've participated in it.
I used to participate in it with Ueshiba-san and the others.
Everyone was quite friendly and...
You could feel the distance?
We had a distance between us and I thought it was no good.
I thought I couldn't do it with young people.
I had that kind of feeling.
That's right!
Be careful, you guys! Don't try to stand out!
Ariyoshi-san, don't look at me like that!
Sakai said it!
Sakai's junior said it!
You can't stand out in a comedian's baseball game!
Stand out in a play!
You're not a professional baseball player!
You can't stand out in a play!
Ariyoshi-san, I don't think it's like that but...
What's it like for young people?
It was like that.
It was like that?!
It seems like it.
There are many people who heard about it.
How did you hear about it?
If Ariyoshi-san was a batter, everyone would be out.
Because you can't hit.
You're completely out!
If you say it like that, it's a big problem!
Out!
What's that?!
Did you hit it?
I don't think I hit it at all!
You didn't hit it?
I'm bad-eyed.
But you should be throwing easy to hit balls, right?
I'm shocked.
Are you really being treated like that?
You're the worst!
It's sad.
You're a candidate, right?
If you were a candidate...
You would have crushed your own agency's junior's personality!
I want to see your usual attitude, but...
Ariyoshi-san!
Of course!
You can play in-course.
I want you to have fun.
I want you to say, "That's dangerous!"
To young people.
You're completely out!
You're always out-coursed!
If you want to hit, you have to quit your agency!
You can never hit a pitch like that!
Did you hear anything else about baseball?
It's said that you can't be funny.
You can't be funny in front of people?
Ariyoshi-san, people who don't know you don't like it when you're funny.
You're not funny at all today.
You're doing it because you want people to think you're funny.
Actually, I'm a little irritated by him.
I get irritated when people I don't know make fun of me.
I didn't think it would make me look like an otaku.
Are you scared of me?
You have a big back of an otaku.
Look at me.
Stop it.
Your eyes are scary.
Look at me.
You look like a titan in the end.
You look like a titan you hate so much.
Stop it.
You look like a titan you hate so much.
Next, number 10.
Zakiyama-san.
He's clapping.
Thank you.
Nowadays, young people change their clothes on the stairs.
When Zakiyama-san was young, he made fun of other entertainers in the dressing room.
Is it true that people who don't like it now change their clothes on the stairs?
Is it true?
Yes, it is.
Don't you want to stay in the dressing room?
According to the rules, young people should change their clothes on the stairs.
I remember I was the only one in the dressing room.
I'm sure of it.
You were the only one.
Did you make fun of everyone?
We play games in the dressing room.
We want to play a game, but we do nothing.
What is that game?
Do you remember who came out first?
The first one who came out was Taku Suzuki.
He's not there anymore.
He's not here anymore until the show starts.
I don't want to be played by him.
And then, Matsukacchan and Ogi-san came out.
But I didn't think it would be like that.
I see.
Now that you're gone, I'll go look for you.
Zombie, zombie.
We asked young people in their 30s and students in their 40s
who they admire the most in their office.
Look! A book!
Here's the result.
No. 1 is Mr. Yahagi.
No. 2 is Mr. Zakiyama.
No. 3 is Mr. Yahagi.
But it seems like No. 1 is Mr. Dantotsu.
I don't think it's me.
I knew it.
The five of you here are different.
No. 3 is Mr. Dantotsu.
I can't believe people who support Watabe-san are trusted.
You're really a celebrity.
No. 9 is Mr. Takeyama.
He's now a candidate for Sub Music's laughing department.
The Takeyama system in the agency is obvious.
The programs with answers are broadcasted to young people and encouraged them to watch them.
I heard a bad rumor.
What do you think, young people?
What is it?
I don't know if you've heard of it or not,
but our seniors say that they don't say the name of the program.
They say, "Oh, there's a program like this, and I heard it like this."
So I looked it up and watched it.
The next time I did it, I watched it and said, "Wow, I'm happy."
You have to watch it.
Wasn't there a guy named Nakata in the past?
He was a driver.
If you talk about it with Nakata, I think the people around you will think so.
That's how it's changing and working.
For children under the age of three.
I think only the ugliest episodes are connected.
What's that episode?
It's hard now, isn't it?
Was Friday's Goody funny?
No, no, no.
Goody is funny.
Goody is sometimes funny.
But it hasn't happened recently, has it?
It hasn't happened recently, has it?
There's one more thing.
Mr. Takeyama buys a bicycle for a young man he likes.
That's gross.
It's a charger.
He always calls for it so that he can come whenever he wants it.
It's the worst.
It's like a food truck.
It's a taxi!
I heard of it.
He calls for food on the train to a pretty far place.
But every time he asks for a bicycle, it's far away.
But he's coming by train because it's far away.
And then he says to his junior, "Why don't you ride a bicycle?"
Did you buy the bicycle I bought you?
Can you ride it a little?
That's what he's asking.
Do you have one?
I'll buy you a bicycle.
Why? I don't need it.
Because you drive for me.
And you drive a car and give me a taxi every night.
Because you say you can't go home.
I don't need a taxi.
But you say you'll enjoy yourself if you ride it.
If you say that, what do you want me to do?
If you have a car, it'll be easier for you.
I want you to buy it for me.
Why would I buy it for you?
You can't ride a bicycle.
What about the viewers?
It's not that segment anymore.
It's been a while.
I bought you a bicycle.
I don't want it anymore.
Mountain.
I don't want it anymore.
Mountain.
I don't want it anymore.
I'm sorry, but I don't want to lend money to you.
Why?
Can you lend me one today?
I won't.
Can you lend me one today?
I don't want it.
How much do you want me to lend you?
You lent me money at the party I didn't go to.
There are viewers who are in trouble because they can't go home.
Go home!
Where are you watching it?
I can't go home.
Where are you watching it?
You can't watch it on street TV.
Go home!
I can't go home.
Where are you watching it on TV?
Just one.
I'm sorry.
Please, just one.
I only want one for you.
For the viewers.
For the viewers, just one.
I only want one.
Just one!
Every time!
Viewers!
This is a bicycle from Takehara-san.
This is a present for you, viewers.
Thank you.
You don't have anything to do with it.
That's right.
What kind of segment is this?
Also,
Who is the youngest member of Sun Music in three years?
We asked the students in the kindergarten who they admire the most in the agency.
In Sun Music?
It's like this.
Who is Sun Music?
It's like this.
I'll choose Kojima.
Takehara-san didn't vote for me.
I didn't vote for you.
You didn't vote for me.
I didn't vote for you.
It's different.
People who came here are different.
They don't have passion.
That's right. Metal always tries hard for himself.
My turn!
It can't be helped.
Metal doesn't respect me anymore.
It can't be helped.
Even if he gets angry, he doesn't hold himself back.
That's right.
The rumors of the seniors in the agency continue.
The 8th place is...
Jinnai-san!
One day, when I went to help Lumine,
while I was taking a break, I heard someone say "Jinnai-san, you were scary."
Since then, I'm scared of Jinnai-san.
Do you have anything in mind?
Lumine?!
Not at all!
She comes to say hello to me every season, but she never looks me in the eye and says "Hello!"
She's sexy.
Is she?!
She's hot!
She said it!
She's hot!
If she thinks so, young people should be careful.
I'm scared of Jinnai-san, so I don't want to talk to her.
Tell me what you think!
Yes!
What should I do?!
He should go without telling me!
Yes!
Please watch this program until the end!
He said it!
When I was about to pass by, I heard a voice saying "Jinnai-san, you were rude."
Who told you that?
I don't know.
But, for example, "Wow! Take that!"
Take that!
Jinnai-san, you were rude!
Isn't it?
It's not like that, right?
It was before Jinnai-san came out of the first park.
Oh, it's not like that.
When I heard it, Jinnai-san said it.
So, I think it's not like that.
Oh, I see.
So, Ageno tells it to many people, right?
No, I didn't tell him because I was scared.
It's not like that!
What do you think about it now?
I think he's kind.
You're lying.
But, he kicks Make-san away.
What?
You shouldn't say something like that!
I won't kick Make-san away!
Do you think it's scary, Jinnai-san?
I'm sure it's not.
We didn't have any contact at all.
So, until today, I just said what I imagined on TV.
But, after hearing it now...
I'm not saying it's not like that!
I'm not kicking Make-san away!
You're denying it too much!
I'm not kicking Make-san away!
You're talking like that now!
It's not like that!
It's scary!
Rumors and legends passed on to the guys at the agency, let's move on to the 7th place!
Tetsuro Degawa-san.
I don't have that scary image, so I think I'll be fine.
I see.
But Ebisu's...
Sakaguchi Degawa.
Ebisu has nothing to do with it!
Ebisu's...
No, no, no!
Ebisu's world massage is pretty scary.
I think it's disgusting.
Disgusting?
Is it disgusting?
There's no way it's disgusting!
I'm saying it's disgusting!
Do you know about Ebisu's disgusting story?
I don't know about it at all.
I don't say it like that.
Even if you say it like that, you only say it's disgusting!
I'm telling you, it's disgusting!
It's really, really funny, it's really disgusting.
It's funny?
Degawa, who is over 30 years of experience, is about the same age as his parents.
It's a legend that even newcomers hear about it!
In the past, paying for a massage chair was a way of spending money.
Degawa said, "You're crazy! Give me my name card!"
And he gave it to the agency.
Is it true that we're getting a massage chair thanks to Degawa?
Is there such a rumor?
It's a rumor that people of my generation are doing it.
Now we can get a lot of transportation costs and it's a really good agency, isn't it?
But it was Degawa who reformed it.
That's what I've heard.
I've heard it from my seniors.
Is it true, Degawa?
No, it's not.
Oh!
Yes.
That's because Ucchanan is...
Well, that's a good thing about Ucchanan, but...
When he was young and rich, he was completely penniless.
He didn't have any entertainers on TV.
His agency was mainly about nutrition.
Then Ucchanan suddenly became popular and he could get a job on TV.
He didn't know what to do with his salary, so Ucchanan said, "Pay me!"
For example, if you got 200,000 yen and spent it all up, you'd be gone again.
If you say, "Oh, it's gone."
Here you go.
Here's another 100,000 yen.
What's that?
He really did that.
And I couldn't get my salary either.
When I asked other people in my agency, they said they'd pay me.
So I asked the president.
Then he said, "No, you know, my computer isn't working right now."
Can you wait a minute?
I couldn't get it at all.
But when I asked Shinsuke about it, he said, "You can't do that!"
You have to do it!
That's right!
Why do you say it like that?
You don't have to say it like that!
I said, "Anyway, that's impossible."
All the other agencies are paying me, so say it!
And six months later, for the first time, I was able to get a good rating in "Masigie-no-sha" for the first time.
"Masigie-no-sha" pays more for transportation than other agencies.
If you have a house here, you can get a ride from here to the agency.
You can get a ride, too?
There's no agency like that!
But you noticed it, didn't you?
And you told them that it was true.
I told them it was true.
You don't have to pay me for it.
Then you don't have to pay me for it!
You don't have to pay me for it!
Seriously!
You don't have to pay me for it!
If you don't like it, you can say it!
I don't need this down payment!
You're paying me for it, too!
You don't need it!
You don't have to pay me for it?
Then you don't have to pay me for it!
You don't have to pay me for it!
"Masigie-no-sha" has been active for three years now.
When we asked young people who they admire the most in the agency,
we got this result.
First place is "shiba" of "moguraider".
Second place is "carism".
Third place is "uchimura".
"moguraider"?
It's embarrassing for me to lose to "shiba" of "moguraider".
"shiba" of "moguraider" is said to have great potential.
He was a live host.
"nakogarer".
"decker" of "moguraider" got first place.
"decker" belongs in "moguraider" and "decker" belongs in "menzestein".
Stop it!
Men's wrestling!
You sound like a manager of a men's wrestling club.
Manager!
I'm telling you!
Manager!
Next is the sixth place!
Next is...
Kanning and Takeyama!
Getter, you can do it!
There was a prank where you kissed Shiroo Kameda.
When you tried to kiss him, he couldn't even kiss you and got mad at you. Is it true?
There was a special episode where I had to go and kiss my dad.
It was when you were very young.
Before the world ended, I was very young.
To be honest, I thought we were talking about the same thing.
But my dad got mad at me.
He got mad at the staff, too.
Three kids came up to me and said, "Hey! What are you doing?!"
I was so scared!
I thought it was all a prank.
But it wasn't a prank at all.
The producer was really mad at my dad.
And the filming was canceled.
What?
What were you doing?
The filming ended when my dad got mad at me.
What?
Do you have any experience of getting mad at your seniors?
Like Duncan.
Duncan?!
"Dacho Club" and "Takeshi Gundan" had a lot of reactions.
I was in the piranha pool as a top batter.
I was in the piranha pool and I was all sweaty.
I touched my dick and said, "There's a piranha! There's a piranha!"
And I peed and it turned yellow.
Hey! There's a piranha!
I said.
I was a top batter.
Duncan got mad at me.
What should I do after this?
I said.
Duncan, you're right.
I went somewhere for about two hours.
It's okay if you pee and mess up when you're young.
You don't have to do it so hard.
I'm tolerant of piranhas.
Even if you pee and mess up...
If you pee and mess up...
I'll laugh so hard.
You don't have to do it.
If you pee and mess up...
You don't have to do it.
What about you, Zakiyama?
Hiromi, right?
I'm sure you have.
She has a lot of vocabulary.
We played a few games and won.
But we got another host.
When we got the host...
The staff said...
Please, let's do it.
Let's do it.
Let's do it!
Shut up!
Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
"Shut up!" I said.
"Oh, this is beautiful." Like that.
Oh, I see.
Then, I took a little break.
About ten minutes later, the staff came and said,
Oh, no! Hiromi-san went to the next scene!
Oh...
First?
He went to the next scene because it was beautiful.
Wow...
It was scary because the main actor wasn't there.
Oh, no...
It was done.
Scary...
But Hiromi-san wasn't there, so I didn't have a chance to apologize.
At the next place...
How did you deal with it?
No, I didn't have a chance to apologize.
I just held back my tears.
I held back my tears in my back.
You were in a good mood until a while ago.
Yes, yes.
You were like, "Come on!"
But you're with Hiromi-san now, aren't you?
Yes, but I won't forgive you.
Hiromi-san...
The way I got involved at that time...
Didn't you get scolded?
I've been scolded since "Obonkobon" show.
No, no, no!
It's because of "Obonkobon" show, so I moved my left eye.
It's not "Obonkobon" show.
So you shouldn't get scolded when you are young.
I don't think I've ever been scolded.
I don't think so.
Takeyama-san has never been scolded.
I won't get scolded!
No, but Takeyama-san...
Yamasaki will get scolded!
You always say good things when you are angry!
Rumors and legends passed on to the juniors of the agency.
"Top 5" starts now!
Jinnai-san.
Jinnai-san's urban legend.
Jinnai-san has never lost in a music show.
Is it true that I used to quit being an entertainer if I lost even once in a music show...
and still insisted that I shouldn't lose?
Rumors and legends passed on to the juniors of the agency.
If a junior says, "I lost!" and is nervous,
I say, "No, you lost because of that, so you should fight in the future."
So I always say that I'm going to quit if I lose.
Oh, I see.
In that sense.
Yes, yes, yes.
The story changes a little, doesn't it?
It changes a little, but in that sense, I might have said, "Aren't you risking your lives?"
Even now, it's still noon.
Even the famous people who are tall also say, "I'm going to quit if I lose."
Even in that corner?
Even if you're serious about it, you say it.
If you lose and say you're embarrassed...
You're doing it seriously.
You look different.
You're looking down on me.
If you lose and say you're embarrassed, I might quit.
Even in that corner?
You're doing it seriously.
Even if you're a tall celebrity...
You say you're embarrassed and you're angry.
You're doing it seriously.
You're doing it seriously?
That's right.
Next, number four.
Mr. Degawa.
Oh, it's flowing.
When I made a kiss game with Ryuhei-san into Heisei Jump's Inou-kun...
I received a letter of curse from the agency.
I immediately apologized to Inou-kun and praised him for being a good boy.
Then, I received a letter of joy from the agency.
It's coming.
Inou-kun...
When I kissed Inou-kun on the show...
I received a letter of curse from the agency.
He's a fan.
He's a fan of Ariyoshi.
When I asked the agency about it, they lent me a picture of it.
It's a letter of curse.
Your lips are stained with sin.
He gave in to this curse.
Yes, yes, yes.
No, no, you should give in to it if you get something like this.
Give in?
And if you give in...
He's happy.
He's cute.
He's a good boy.
He's a smart boy in the end.
That's right.
So if you support him properly, he'll be a really good boy.
He's quite old-fashioned.
On the contrary.
He's like an old man.
That's true.
A letter of curse is written by an old man.
That's right.
Rumors and legends passed on to the juniors of the agency.
It's finally time for "top 3"!
Mr. Zakiyama.
Oh!
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
This is Mr. Zakiyama, a mischievous entertainer.
Could it be that rumors...
...are like that?
When Mr. Zakiyama was in kindergarten,
he sat in the front row of the classroom
and took notes of everything.
Is it true that he was so serious about everything?
Are you kidding me?
Don't lie to me.
Is it true?
Do you hear that a lot?
I do.
I hear it a lot.
In the front row of the classroom?
Are you kidding me?
Do you have notes of everything?
At the very beginning of the class,
when we just started,
I hear Mr. Zakiyama talk like that.
Does it mean you should be serious about everything?
Of course not!
But we don't know if it's true or not.
Is it true?
Of course not!
To be honest,
there are some things that have changed.
Like what?
In the end, only me and the teacher were in the class.
What is that?
In the class?
In the morning, it's tap dance.
But no one comes for the tap dance practice.
I'm the only one who practices the tap dance.
I'm serious about it.
He's serious about it.
I'm serious about it.
That's why Mr. Zakiyama and I are like this.
That's how we were born.
He's being saved.
He's being saved, isn't he?
Takeuchi-san, Takeuchi-san.
But let me tell you what I'm talking about now.
Yes.
When Mr. Zakiyama was in kindergarten,
he didn't rest for a single day.
You're stupid.
Even on a typhoon day when no one came for the practice,
only Mr. Zakiyama came for the practice.
He practiced tap dance with the teacher.
You're good at it!
Seriously!
That's right!
Even on a typhoon day!
Did you say that on a typhoon day?
Of course!
Someday I'll say "I don't believe it" to "I don't believe it"
Did you really know about it?
I had that kind of feeling too!
He's serious!
I also got disqualified.
That's great!
Did you get disqualified just like him?
I heard about it!
That's right!
I thought I wouldn't get disqualified.
That's great!
You're very serious, aren't you?
I'm very serious!
You're very serious!
Rumors and legends passed on to the colleagues of the agency.
Let's continue with part 2!
Ariyoshi!
I think it's a rumor you're interested in.
Yes.
Ariyoshi came to the bar I worked at.
He came to the SM club that Ariyoshi went to.
Oh, oh, oh!
Yes, oh, oh!
That SM club is said to be in Ariyoshi's charge.
After that, Kimie became interested in a Chinese company president.
Kimie seems to be active in China.
Since then, Ariyoshi has been in charge of that SM club.
Rumors spread when Kimie appears.
Wow!
That's great!
Who is this?
I'm sorry. It's me.
Morishi!
Yes, it's me.
When I said "What are you doing?" as a comedian in "Otapro",
they said "Ariyoshi" right away.
When I said "Oh, yes, Ariyoshi-san, do you know?"
They said exactly the same thing in that corner of the video.
Oh, SM-chan's story!
Kimie-san, who joined my club for the same reason,
apparently can't be appointed.
Ariyoshi-san, who joined for free,
happens to be in charge of that club.
I see.
I'm tired of being a bad guy.
According to rumors, there were only two people who quit right away, except Kimie.
Now they're married and happy.
What is that attitude?
It's like a favorite.
The person who came before me said, "I haven't won against Arioshi yet, so introduce Arioshi quickly."
You want to play against him, don't you?
You have to win against him naturally.
What are you going to do?
What do you mean?
The content of the game?
Do you want me to do it?
No.
Why?
Do it.
Hey, hey, hey.
Explain it with your mouth.
What are you doing now?
Do it with your mouth.
Do you remember Kim Ye-sun?
Her name may change.
It's not obvious.
I've never heard of it.
Did you travel to China?
I don't go that far.
It's impossible.
She didn't come with Arioshi, but it's Kim Ye-sun, isn't it?
Yes, it's Kim Ye-sun.
I heard that Kim Ye-sun and Kim Ye-sun got full body liposuction.
If you get full body liposuction, you'll probably lose weight.
Full body liposuction course.
If you get full body liposuction, you'll lose weight.
Really?
Hey, hey, hey.
I'll show you.
I won't show you.
I'll show you.
Full body liposuction.
I'm not interested in it.
If you're up for it...
You can do it, can't you?
You can do full body liposuction, can't you, Arioshi?
Yes, I can.
I don't like it.
I don't like full body liposuction.
I opened a shop like that for you.
It's amazing.
Rumors and legends that are passed on to the juniors of the agency.
The first announcement!
Is it the last one?
The one chosen is...
The last one.
Cunning, Takeyama.
Here it is!
Go for it!
Taking water from Takeyama...
It's very interesting how Takeyama gets wet.
We'd like to see it in person.
No, you can't!
You can't show us that!
You can't!
You can't show us that!
You want to see it, don't you?
Yes, we do.
It's the brightest one.
It's like an amateur telling you to record it.
That's how it is.
You can't do that!
You didn't come!
Takeyama-san, I heard you have it.
I have it! I prepared it!
You can't see it!
Go for it!
I don't have it!
You don't?
Oh, you don't!
From now on, we will provide you with sponsors.
Zakema san, I heard you have one.
It's hard to find one.
I don't have one.
It's fine.
You might admire it.
I don't admire it. Stop it.
It's started.
What is this game?
What is this watered-down game?
It's fine.
Stop it.
It's fine.
Stop it.
It's started.
It's watered-down. Stop it.
What is this?
It's fine.
Stop it.
It's started.
It's watered-down. Stop it.
Stop it.
It's watered-down.
It's meaningless.
Stop it.
You won't have one.
One is weird.
Stop it.
You can't avoid it.
This is it.
It's a pleasure.
It's not a pleasure.
It's been a long time since I was watered-down.
What is this job?
Can I have one more bicycle?
No.
One more bicycle is meaningless.
Please.
One more bicycle.
You can't avoid it.
I'm sorry.
One more time.
Boss!
Go home, you guys! Go home first!
Boss!
Go home now!
Boss!
Don't call me like that!
A sudden home visit to that entertainer!
Nice!
Jesse's a sudden home visit to that super entertainer!
Nice!
I told him to go back to earth.
The back side of the f-one conflict that we can talk about now is clearly...
I'm really sorry.
Don't talk about me like that!
I don't think he cares about me that much...
I can't say anything about myself.
And that brat, Kichikura-dono's tears...
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