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I want a key to love
It seems that it is being pushed now.
Tonight's ronpa (ronpa) is a funny project.
This is crazy.
Your girlfriend is cheating on me.
The female relationship that popular entertainers have hidden.
Reveal the embarrassing past.
Tell me more and more.
Everyone is crazy.
Really, everyone is crazy.
Is there such an excessive existence?
I was hit by a car.
And finally, the studio members propose.
It's popular.
I've never lost to him.
Senshi is a partner of popular entertainers.
Can you add my eyebrows?
He investigates on his own.
There is an effect of this guy.
And the recording continues to the second half.
Would you like me to run one more engine?
Really?
The following project is this.
I was doing this in secret.
Can I reveal it on my own, Grand Prix?
We got a lot of information from people around us about what they are doing behind the scenes.
But we don't know how many of them will be revealed.
Some might say, "Thank goodness!"
First of all, who will reveal their embarrassing private life?
First of all...
Shimoguri Myoujou!
Second of all...
Seiya!
We got information from Double Art's Shinbei-san.
Shinbei-san, you really don't know much about TV, do you?
We used to live together!
That's why!
In front of his recently divorced girlfriend!
Stop it! Stop it with that girl!
Seiya used to date a local Madonna.
Because he loved her so much, his obsession with her became worse and worse.
Just because he didn't answer his phone for a little while, he started doubting her.
He couldn't believe that she was at his parents' house.
Even though it was 2 a.m., he begged her to let him hear the dogs at his parents' house.
That's not it!
Idiot!
Seriously!
There was! There was!
Soshina knew about it.
Seiya was making a big fuss about it.
That girl really...
She told me not to say it again even if it was on TV!
I'm sorry.
I'm going to apologize.
Can you do me a favor?
If it's not you two, I can't do it.
That's fine! That's fine!
Seriously, I'm sorry!
But I'm being seduced!
Seriously, I'm sorry!
Honestly, when we said goodbye, it wasn't a good way of saying goodbye, so I promised you not to say that kind of story!
Don't mess with me! I didn't say your name!
I'm really sorry!
Don't say my name!
You're right!
But I'm not the kind of person you think I am!
I'm not!
I'm not talking about you!
What are you talking about?
To be honest, I wasn't popular when I was in school.
That's why...
What are you talking about?
Hey, you! That's not how you do it!
What's wrong with you?
He doesn't laugh when I'm trying hard to make him laugh!
No, he doesn't.
He only laughs when I'm in a human situation like this!
I'm in a big pinch as a man!
You're not talking at all! What's wrong with you?
I'm not!
I was on the phone and I was thinking too much.
I said, "I have work to do today."
He said, "Is that so? Is that so? Is that so?"
It sounded like my usual room.
You said you had work to do!
I said, "Where is it?"
He said, "In the living room."
That's where I felt it.
Then where's the dog?
In the living room, there's a dog that barks a lot.
You can't hear it at all.
It's sleeping.
It's sleeping a lot.
But there are three dogs.
It's not possible for all of them to sleep at the same time.
It's not possible!
It's not possible for it to be able to kick or lick you!
It's possible!
You can hear only one of them!
I said, "Can you let me hear the dog's or the dog's dog?"
Why are you doing that?
Really, you can hear me, right?
Then let me hear the dog's voice only once!
No, that's gross! Why are you doing that?
I'm not cheating or anything.
I'm just relaxing in the living room. Why are you saying that?!
That's right, it's sexual harassment.
Okay! I'll be relieved.
Just let me hear the dog's voice!
That's amazing!
Don't make me cry.
There is more.
Information provider, Double Art.
This guy is crazy!
The first story is crazy!
I recently moved to Tokyo.
My new house is 15 minutes walk from the station.
4th floor of living room.
4th floor of bedroom.
1st floor of hallway.
Rent is 170,000 yen.
It was a missing property.
It's big.
4th floor?
It was 4th floor.
I couldn't go out because I was busy.
I got a blueprint.
It said 9th floor where I could relax.
When I actually moved in,
the hallway was very long.
It was almost 9th floor in the hallway.
What is this hallway?
It's not like that.
I was surprised for the first time in my life.
I opened the window because I thought I was going to spend 60,000 to 70,000 yen, but there was only a huge balcony.
I'm paying a lot of money for the balcony now.
You didn't look for it yourself, did you?
No, I didn't.
Except for this, Mr. Shinbei!
No, you didn't look for it yourself, did you?
You said it yourself.
Who said it?
Apparently, he's entrusting his property rights to a woman he knows.
That's what happened, but now he's being pressured by that woman to get the key to his love life.
Wait a minute!
She's crossing the line!
She's crossing the line of my entertainer's vessel!
Wait a minute!
Mr. Shinbei said...
I can't talk about that!
That's why I don't know the level of his TV episodes!
Hey, Mr. Shinbei!
You're just wasting money!
Wait a minute!
Mr. Shinbei told you to wait a minute!
You're raising the player's intensity!
Wait a minute!
I'm the only one who's backing down!
I'm sick of it!
No, Mr. Shinbei!
She promised me not to say anything about me on TV.
She's involved in that.
I'm sorry, but it's not about you, so don't say it!
This is my job, I'm sorry!
Yeah, you should understand that!
There was a girl who only had friends, and she was good at looking for a house, so I thought I'd look for it for her.
But I was really busy, so I asked her for a little help.
And then it was quite a mess, and before I knew it, it was a fight of three people.
"Huh?" I thought.
You just said your address, didn't you?
Didn't I say it earlier?
You didn't say it, did you?
No, I didn't say it.
I'm sorry...
This episode has gone beyond limits!
You're just taking a little break, aren't you?
Then, in the end, I went to her workplace-like house.
That's convenient.
I was surprised.
I see...
She used me.
To make it easier for her to go to work...
She's barely sleeping...
Do you like her?
I broke up with her a month ago!
With this girl?
She's not like that!
Wait, you're all crazy!
Wait a minute!
This is an outrage!
You're all crazy!
This is an outrage!
This is an episode outrage!
You're all crazy!
You're all bad!
There's so much you can't say on a TV show!
Do you like her?
I think I might like her.
Then, in the end, you'll give her to me?
Huh?
I'm giving her to you.
No way! No way!
No way! Wait a minute!
I'm already mad at you two!
How can you say that?
You have a girlfriend you like, and you're giving her to her.
What's wrong with that?
Is there still something like that?
Will there be more people coming out?
No, there won't be.
I went to your house, but what about going out of that house?
Oh!
What are you talking about?
I didn't get the key, but...
No!
Please forgive me for the third girl.
What's wrong with the third girl?
I'm sorry.
What are you talking about?
Stop him!
I've already cut all of her organs and organs.
What are you talking about?
She's mad at someone you don't know.
I'm going to apologize.
Absolutely!
No. 1 and 2, all of you!
All of you!
No. 1 and 2, all of you!
Absolutely!
Promise!
He was doing something like this in the back.
Next, No. 9 is...
Yusuke!
What?
He was suffering in a public bedroom.
Last month, he suddenly changed his name from Nishizawa to Yusuke.
What kind of hidden information will he reveal this time?
Information provider, Toro Salmon, Murata.
Recently, whenever I meet you, you ask me "When are you free, brother?"
It seems you are worried about your work.
In Chichibu, there is a power spot of Kanto Kushi.
It seems you want to visit Mitsumine Shrine.
In addition, you asked me to introduce fortune-tellers.
I'm a little worried about you.
No, it's not like that.
The first Nishizawa I met was Yusuke.
He used to be more dignified.
But since he became Yusuke, he has become soft.
Yusuke?
Does it mean "power spot?"
It seems you hate him.
But I don't think he is understood.
He is not understood?
You mean Yusuke?
One day, I went to his studio.
There was only one briefcase.
He wore it and made a joke.
He is not that kind of person.
He is the type of person who doesn't make a joke.
When I saw it, I decided to become a fortune-teller.
You should say "I'm not good at this kind of thing."
But you can't say it.
Since you came to Tokyo.
What about Yusuke?
I decided to become a fortune-teller on a program.
Are you okay?
I was told about it in February.
I wanted to do it right away.
But I did my best.
Please be patient.
I did my best.
Do fortune-tellers also use fortune-telling?
Yes, they do.
You said "higashibukuro" in Higashiguchi.
Yes, in Abima's show.
Is there anything good you did in Higashibukuro?
One week later, I got hit by a car.
"Now you'll get more and more jobs!" I said.
"You'll get more and more jobs!" I said.
So I was hospitalized for ten days.
He told me all the jobs I had.
Certainly, I got a little more jobs.
When I saw Yahoo! News, I shivered.
"It's my fault!" I said.
I panicked.
I got hit by a car on my bicycle.
It's bad to get hit by a car at 10-0.
I checked my situation and I was the one who got hit by a car at 6-4.
Shut up!
It's 6-4!
It's 6-9!
You said it's your bicycle!
Your girlfriend is cheating on me.
"You'll get more and more jobs!" I said.
He was doing this in the village.
Next, it's 8!
Exit.
Kanechi.
Are you okay?
It's funny.
You're funny and you're going to break?
"Kanechi" quickly became honest and showed his good side.
What kind of hidden information will he reveal this time?
The information provider, Sanji's heroine, Yumechi.
Despite his appearance, he surprisingly hates gals.
But recently, he co-starred with Yukipoyo in a show and kissed her.
That's true.
It seems that he's starting to get interested in her.
Yukipoyo does?
Does he like Yukipoyo?
No, it's more like...
Eh?
No, no, no...
Isn't his logic too simple?
It's you!
What do you mean "simple"?
Your back is simple!
No, no, no...
Eh?
He kissed Yukipoyo and because of that, he's starting to like her.
But there's a woman who's been with him for 11 years.
Eh?
It's nothing, even if it's his ex-girlfriend.
But because he thinks about her, he hesitates to co- star with Yukipoyo.
Eh?
11 years?!
It's too simple...
It's not like you can listen to it after riding your bike for 6 days!
It's bad! It's bad!
It's too simple!
This is bad!
It's too simple.
If I had a girl like that, I'd say "You can say it."
You can say it.
But I can't because I can't carry her life.
Eh?!
That's no good!
I block all DMs and direct messages.
I block all of them.
That's why you're like that.
You're not like that!
You're not like that?!
In the past.
In the past?!
In the past. I'm still like that.
Nataru is a satirist.
Next up is Episode 7!
Einstein.
Minarda.
It's about time!
Yoshimoto's ugly ranking is trending, but...
Yoshimoto's ugly ranking is like a regional qualifier for me.
It's obvious that I'm winning, so it's like I'm bullying the weak.
What is the secret information of Yoshimoto's strongest mental man?
The information provider, Akina's Yamada.
Yamada-san.
About a year ago, there was a show where I had to film at Inada's house in the morning.
We arrived an hour before our appointment,
so when I rang the doorbell and tried to enter the room,
Inada said, "Wait a minute," and closed the door.
I thought it was suspicious, so I opened the door and entered the room,
and from the veranda, he was trying to let a girl out of the apartment next door.
That's terrible!
That's the worst thing I've ever done in my life!
After all, it's not possible for a girl to come out of the door.
You don't have to be found out!
Why are you such a person who has to be hidden?
Yamada-san came in really early and I was sleeping.
I felt like I was doing something wrong.
"I don't want to do it anymore," "I'm embarrassed to do it anymore"
I can't help it!
From the veranda to the next room!
It's impossible! It's normal!
It's on the third floor.
No, it's not.
The apartment next door is about this big.
You thought you could go there?
I thought I could go there, so we just went up the balcony together once.
And this episode's information provider is Akina's Akiyama.
About a year ago, I saw a woman in her fifties walking with her boyfriend in a place a little away from the downtown area.
Apparently, he and that woman often go on a barbecue date.
According to the owner of the barbecue restaurant, when a woman orders a lot of fatty meat,
"Hey, it's a little greasy, but that's all for today," and she kindly warns him.
Kind!
He's a man!
Kind!
Girlfriend?
Not girlfriend, but...
They used to support each other.
Not girlfriend!
What do you mean?
They're a couple!
Wait, you're in your fifties, right?
You're wrong!
How old are you?
I'm in my late forties.
You're in your fifties!
You're popular!
But we don't see each other anymore.
What? It's over?
It's over, but we don't need each other's support anymore.
It's okay now.
You two had physical and mental connections.
What's wrong?
It's okay now.
What's wrong with you?
I'm embarrassed.
But you're usually like this, aren't you?
I'm usually like this.
Wait a minute.
What's that face for?
I'm embarrassed.
Why do you look like an idiot?
You're always like this, aren't you?
I'm always like this.
Seiya, are you okay?
No, Inada-san. I'm very excited.
You're sweating a lot.
You look like you're about to pass out.
You're not laughing at all.
There are times when a person you don't know is very angry.
Please do this for me.
A person you don't know?
Please do this for me.
Please let me edit this episode.
Miraculously...
Miraculously, I manage it very well.
Inada-san makes it very interesting.
Please let me edit it.
Why are you afraid of it?
If you say it, I'll...
The morning show will end.
The morning show will end?
Nadal got money from a bad president.
Why are you telling me about it?
Stop it.
I'll do it.
I'll surprise you.
He did this in the village.
We'll tell you more about it in the 6th episode.
Rintaro.
He did this in the village.
Last week's broadcast...
Rintaro said...
Is Kanechika having fun right now?
Is it okay?
That's what we want to know.
He looks like a good person.
But he's actually a kind father.
What is Rintaro's private life like?
The information provider is "Daitaku Dai".
Until recently, she had been dating for 5 or 6 years and had sex with him.
As soon as they started having sex, she started crying and calling me after work.
I was worried and hurried back home, and the wall was broken with a hole.
The TV was broken and the room was messed up.
When I asked her why, she said she was actually having an affair and her boyfriend found out about it.
She was furious and had an affair in her room.
Rintaro had been taking care of her since she wasn't selling well,
and even though she had her room messed up like that, she decided to forgive him for having an affair.
However, one day, when Rintaro was going to the countryside for work,
she found out that she was traveling with a man who had messed up her room.
The man who she was having an affair with sent her a message on social media saying,
Your girlfriend is having an affair with me.
That's how they ended up breaking up.
It's sad.
It's a sad face.
I work at a rosy home.
Who?
Rintaro?
You are a good guy.
I met a girl at a rosy home.
She took care of me when I was young.
She supported you, didn't she?
Yes.
I was cheating on her.
She forgave me.
In the past.
I wanted to forgive her.
But I couldn't be kind to her.
I decided to leave her.
What?
You are a good guy.
What?
Rintaro is a good guy.
I got a call at night.
I was drunk.
If you cheat on me, I won't help you.
He is a good guy.
Rintaro is a good guy.
He was crying.
He is a good guy.
By the way,
He is playing with Nepalese people like Mariah Carey.
Is it funny?
Isn't it funny?
He was doing this in his village.
He is in the top five.
Next, Komiya.
How is it?
She is a stand-up comedian.
She is from Okumura, Udon.
I knew it.
There is a woman you get along with.
But she is not your girlfriend.
You want to meet many people.
So you don't make a girlfriend.
You don't even think about marriage.
You work at a bar.
You used to live in a bar near Koenji.
Don't say more and more!
You have to step up!
You have to step up! You have to step up!
I thought you were going to stop!
What is this?
You used to live near the park.
No, you can't!
You are younger, black hair and long hair.
You are an actress with a good style.
Hey!
You wear jeans over skirts.
Hey! Stand-up comedian Okumura!
Why do you say that?
Wait, wait, wait!
I say everything.
Do you know her?
Yes.
I met her once.
When I was eating with Mr. Degawa and Ms. Komiya,
my girlfriend came.
At that time, Ms. Komiya also came.
My girlfriend is Ms. Kato.
She is not Ms. Kato.
Seiya is a little scared.
Is there anyone like Ms. Kato?
Is there anyone like her?
If it's Ms. Kato, say it!
It's not Ms. Kato!
Udo already said it, so I'll say it too.
Can I call her too?
That's how we met that time.
Yes, yes, yes.
He's trying to cheat.
Yes, yes, yes.
Mr. Degawa also introduced me as his girlfriend.
Yes, yes, yes.
Wait a minute!
We met!
Yes, yes, yes.
He introduced me as his girlfriend.
Yes, we met.
Mr. Degawa and Ms. Kato.
That's right, we met.
Yes, yes, yes.
Isn't it "she"?
Isn't it "discussion"?
Why do you say it like that?
No, no, I said "yes, yes".
Doesn't it make you angry?
Yes, yes, yes.
Right?
I'm listening.
You like her, don't you?
Yes, yes, yes.
Wait, wait, wait.
Shut up!
What is it?
Shut up!
I know!
You're dating her, right?
Yes, yes, yes.
What is it?
I like it.
I think it's great.
But you say it like you don't have a girlfriend.
The timeline is strange.
I'm sad that you don't have a girlfriend.
I heard recently...
At that time...
I heard recently...
When was it?
Three days ago.
It was three days ago.
It's over.
It was three days ago.
Thank you for your hard work.
But you're very beautiful and you're a great person, right?
You have a girlfriend, so you can say you have a girlfriend, right?
Yes, yes, yes.
Does it mean you have someone else?
No, but there's a lot of exchange there, isn't there?
There's an account on Nintendo Switch, right?
Your own...
It's probably the same.
It's the same person.
Next to it...
Yes, yes, yes.
There was an account under the name of a woman.
Yes, yes, yes.
If you do it too much, you will drop it.
It's not a big deal.
It's a good feeling.
Adachi and Mitsuru's relationship.
H2 and Touch's relationship.
Inami-chan's relationship.
Yes, yes, yes.
Adachi and Mitsuru's relationship.
You like them, don't you?
I like them.
What is this?
Is it a break time?
What is it?
Is it platonic?
Yes, it's platonic.
Oh, you haven't held it yet.
You're holding it, aren't you?
What?
What is it?
Are you holding it?
What is it?
What are you doing?
Which one is C?
Which one?
Are you erotic?
I'm doing erotic things.
What is it?
It doesn't matter.
What is it?
It doesn't matter.
Touch and Minami aren't doing it.
What is it?
It's an adult's relationship between Adachi and Mitsuru.
Adult's relationship between Adachi and Mitsuru?
Adachi and Mitsuru!
And after that...
After that relationship between Adachi and Mitsuru...
Let's go deeper and deeper!
Behind the scenes of this kind of thing
Next, number 4!
Next, Michio!
Information provider is...
"Screw" Sasaki Yuki.
Sasaki-san...
The woman Michio goes out with always has a good punch.
She has a tattoo inside of her lower lip.
Some people go on internet programs and become bald during live broadcasts.
Is that okay?
You become a talent when you go on internet programs, don't you?
No, I'm just an ordinary person.
An ordinary person, huh?
An ordinary person goes on internet programs and becomes completely bald.
The best!
Originally, I was blonde and...
I think I was a hobo.
A hobo?
I was a hobo and...
I wanted to be natural.
I wanted to aim high as a human being.
And...
My sideburns were also straightened.
Straightened?
Yes.
And...
I didn't just become bald...
In front of people...
When people were staring at me...
I wanted to be protected.
And...
Information provider...
Transmitter from Canada...
Michio-san has...
On her back...
Angel's wings and...
With a woman with devil's wings and a tattoo...
And this kind of information...
Yarenz's day...
Ah, Fei-chan, yes.
She fell in love with a single mother with little kids...
But she forgot her birthday...
So she got dumped right away.
Wow!
Are they all different people?
They're all the same people.
Same people?!
Combination!
Same people?!
Ah, um...
The bald people are different.
Bald people and people with lip tattoos are the same?
Bald people and people with lip tattoos are the same?!
What are you talking about?!
I don't know! I don't know!
Lips, back and piercing on the face are the same.
Ah, it's the same.
Tattoos also have a meaning, right?
On the left side, there is an angel's wing and on the right side, there is a devil's wing.
It seems like it represents human duality.
It seems like it has a meaning.
It seems like it contains children's names.
It seems like it has a meaning for everything.
But, um...
There is a tattoo of "chains of fire" here.
"Chains of fire"?
Chains of fire
It seems cool, but...
This alone does not have any meaning.
What does it mean?
It seems like it has a meaning.
It seems like it has the most meaning.
Is it used for constricting yourself?
No, this alone has no meaning.
It seems like it has the most meaning.
Seriously?
It seems like it has the most meaning.
It hurts here, you know?
They did things like this behind our backs.
They have finally fallen into the top 3!
And the winner is...
Eiko Kano!
That's not what we agreed on!
The winner is...
Kano's girlfriend!
Wait a minute!
Why?!
It suits you!
I'm old-fashioned!
That's impossible!
I've never told my manager or my juniors about my phone number!
That's scary!
How did you know?
That's amazing!
How did you know?
I don't want to tell!
That's how it is!
That's scary!
Kano has a new girlfriend!
Last year, Kano had a new girlfriend!
And she's really cute!
Not only is she cute, but her style is good, too!
To be honest, I'm a little jealous!
What kind of information does Kano have about his new girlfriend?
I want you to fix this!
I want you to fix this?
I don't want you to leave the lights on!
I have a bad sleeping habit!
I end up taking my blanket off every time!
I call you every time when I'm working in the countryside,
but it's the same as taking a bath, so I want you to think about the timing!
I always play games in the bath, so I bring my phone into the bathroom,
but one day, I come out of the bath and there's no phone!
When I look in the bath, I find my phone under the soap!
Then I suddenly started washing my phone in the water!
Of course, my phone broke down!
I want you to calm down a little more!
That's all!
So cute!
Please!
No, please!
Give me a hard punch!
Please give me a hard punch!
Now that we have the content, it's finally time for the second announcement!
Goodbye youthful light, Morita
Information provider, Bike Kawasaki Bike
When I married Morita in a mansion in New York,
girls were all nice and erotic.
I had a faint expectation of being able to have an affair,
and decided to drink at Morita's house for the second meeting.
However, men are weak in alcohol, but women make me drink a lot,
and I fell asleep when I noticed it.
When I woke up the next morning, of course girls weren't there,
and all of the money in my wallet had been stolen.
He took 27,000 yen.
It's hard to say how much.
Well, I caught up with him and took it back.
You took it back?!
No, I didn't take it back! It was 27,000 yen!
I caught up with him on LINE and called him,
and now the police are going to verify the scene at my house.
If they do, I'll handle the case.
I'm a celebrity, and I'll be on Yahoo! News.
What do you think?
Then, I'll say, "I'm sorry."
It was me.
Maybe it was me.
That's amazing.
Every episode, the police come out.
You're at fault for all of them, right?
No, I'm not!
It's 10-0 for him!
You're at fault for all of them, right?
No, you're at fault for all of them, right?
It's good that you're getting along with each other.
I heard you're getting along with each other a lot.
From BKB.
Anyway, Morita,
in this show,
you'll get in touch with a woman you've gotten along with before,
and you'll have a "zadan meeting."
What are you doing?!
You're kidding, right?!
Zadan meeting.
You're kidding, right?! "Zadan meeting."
Zadan meeting.
April 5th.
Three female representatives broke up with Morita.
Wow, it's beautiful.
Who is she?
How did you meet Morita?
I met Morita and Yashiki at work.
And we went out for a drink.
And I met Morita and Yashiki.
I met Morita at a dinner party with my wife.
You broke up, didn't you?
You didn't know each other.
When my friend was invited by an entertainer,
Morita, Yashiki and I went out together.
Do you go out with Morita a lot?
I think I always go out with him.
Has he ever held you?
Yes, he has.
He has a lot of feelings for me.
Most of the time, Morita doesn't hold me.
He usually holds me in front of me.
Why didn't you tell me about it?
How did you invite your favorite girl?
If you stay with me, I'll bake you some bread in the morning.
That's disgusting.
Disgusting.
If you stay with me, I'll bake you some bread in the morning.
"You always cheer me up." "You're a genius."
"But I can't always bring it home." "I feel sorry for you all the time."
"You always cheer me up." "You're a genius."
"It's like our era now." "It's not that good."
"But, Morita, you used to say that you bring back "ugly" every month."
"No, I don't say "ugly" often." "You said it yourself." "That's not a good way of saying it."
"You said it yourself." "That's not a good way of saying it."
"Don't say it like that, Morita." "You're a kind person."
"It's rare in this Reiwa era." "It's not like I'm doing it."
"It's like I'm letting you do it." "That's why I bake bread for the girls I let do it in the morning."
"You always cheer me up." "You're a genius." "You always cheer me up."
"If you want an eye shadow," "You're better than Kenji." "If you want to say goodbye," "You're better than Kenji."
The reason why they kept their private lives is revealed in this episode of "Ugly Kids".
Hey, say it more and more!
Only the first place announcement is left!
And that is...
Otake!
I'm last!
Wait a minute! I'm last?!
There's something about last!
I'll go with dodecai!
Ronpo will win the sports test!
Recently, Otake has won in each show!
The first place announcement is...
Right!
Information provider, Dennis Matsushita!
Matsushita!
Nobu! Seriously!
Otake has a girlfriend who has been together for 7 years...
But they are going to propose on May 1st!
What?!
Today's recording day is the 24th!
Wait a minute!
This was really a secret project!
We didn't know about it at all!
Can I say it?
The plan?
Yes, it's like this...
On April 4th...
April 4th?!
Please say it!
On the 30th, at the end of Heisei...
We wanted to get married!
And May 2nd is her birthday!
And she will be 30 years old!
We wanted to make her happy until she turns 30!
And as an entertainer...
I want to do it when I am used to it...
And I have been used to it recently!
You are used to it recently!
What is it?!
You are used to it!
You are the one who is used to it!
I was talking about it last week...
In a show...
There is a story about the three of us...
Do it properly! Do it properly!
This is what Otake wrote about...
She seems to like it too...
Do it properly! Do it properly!
She saw it on TV...
She doesn't say it often...
That is so funny!
That is what you wrote...
She doesn't say it often...
She said it to me...
Kouhai, Otake Gundan
I am running a store...
At night...
Eight people come and go...
Do it properly! Do it properly!
I surprise them and celebrate their birthday...
And they watch it...
Let me watch it!
To see if it will go well or not...
This is not a project that Longhart came up with...
It is about whether Otake's project will go well or not...
The story changes...
What is it?
Longhart released it seven or eight years ago...
In a web movie...
He was doing this behind the scenes...
He was being followed...
"Jungle Pocket" Takeyama!
When you go to the countryside for business...
On Twitter...
I am drinking here today
You tweet with a picture...
At that time...
You expect girls to come there...
And you post it to pick up girls...
She was looking at it at the time and thought, "Does he really do it?" So she followed me on Twitter.
So you followed me on Twitter and...
So it's from Urakon.
That's right. That's how we met.
Wow, you have it!
Yeah, I was a little excited just now. I thought it was like that.
Let's do it together.
Eight in between.
Eight in between? Why am I the only one left?
Everyone who can do it...
You can do it!
I'm the one who said it the worst!
Yeah, say it like that.
Say it like that and it'll go away!
Torio!
Torio's wife!
He likes Torio's wife!
It's not like he wants to marry Torio's wife!
I'm scared! I'm scared!
Six days later.
The last night of the year.
Just as planned, Otake invites his girlfriend out for dinner.
Actually, it's a secret.
His partners are hiding in the store watching.
Wash your hands.
And when Otake takes his seat away...
The proposal strategy starts now!
Say yes! Say yes! Say yes! Say yes!
Say yes! Say yes! Say yes! Say yes! Say yes! Say yes! Say yes! Say yes! Say yes!
Because you're getting close to your birthday, we'd like to wish you a happy birthday!
Divine white wine and sake!
Especially for your boyfriend's gentleman...
Drink a lot of wine!
There are things you have to do at least for today!
And then...
Otake Toshon in a taxi driver's uniform!
Today...
I'm going to be serious.
Yes.
Um...
I have a letter...
for you, Miki-chan.
I usually call you "mama",
but can you call me "mama" from now on?
I think I met you about seven and a half years ago.
Thank you for always getting along with me.
Thank you for washing my underwear and socks for me.
I always thank you for many other things, too.
I've never heard you say bad things about others.
Even with that in mind,
I think you're a very kind girl.
When I see your smile, I feel relieved.
I feel happy and energetic.
I've never been lazy or tried hard.
I think I'm here only by luck.
I met you.
I met Saito Ohta and set up a jungle pocket.
I have a lot of precious juniors, seniors and wonderful people.
Thank you very much.
How many minutes do I have?
Ten minutes.
In ten minutes, Heisei will end.
I would like to repay you for all the thanks you have given me.
Please stay with me forever and ever.
I bought it.
From now on, we will send it to you by the sponsor you see.
I bought it.
What should I do? What if I can't say it?
How do you say it?
Thank you. How do you say it?
Please marry me.
How do you say it?
Please marry me.
You have to answer me.
OK?
Can I do it?
How do you say it?
OK!
How do you say it?
Thank you very much.
Congratulations!
Why are you so happy?
We have a surprise for you.
You didn't have anything to do with it.
When we got the script, we edited it.
What?
You didn't do it, did you?
Do they know about it?
No, no, no.
Congratulations!
I'm glad you did it.
Congratulations!
I'm sorry.
I didn't know you had a camera.
Do you know how many cameras the audience has?
I'm surprised.
In normal programs, there are eight cameras.
But you have a smartphone.
How many cameras do you have?
We have one camera.
Can you kiss me deeply?
No!
I want you to kiss me.
So...
Stop it.
I'm embarrassed.
Congratulations!
I don't like to joke around.
Even the seniors of the agency are shocked.
I don't like people I don't know to joke around.
I'm embarrassed.
He tells the truth about the great seniors of each agency.
But it doesn't feel like I'm admiring it.
He's been working at the agency all day.
He introduces the senior he knows from his immediate junior colleagues.
The last is that famous senior.