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This week is relay week of "Neobara and Abema TV"!
After the broadcast, Abema TV will broadcast the original program!
In addition!
Is there a chance of winning a total of one million yen?
Someone who is more than capable in the company.
Tonight's debate will be ranked in the order in which negative men respect seniors.
What is it? It's strange!
It's kind of sunny.
The junior's real opinion is serious.
It's like the end of an era.
I think it's a criminal.
Even if you ask a staff question in the middle of the debate!
Even if you become a Reiwa, you will continue to attack!
Neobara and Abema TV
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Entertainers Respect Fans
Don't you think society is interesting?
Entertainers who came without doing anything
10 seniors are ranked by people they respect
It's a fresh project
I respect you with all my might
You are really amazing
The members are young again
Fresh, right?
All of you are fresh
All of you are fresh?
No, you feel uncomfortable
You, you
You are fresh, right?
I'm 47 years old
47 years old?
There is a big difference
Don't talk about it
Don't talk about it?
Since you called me, I'll talk about it
Kano-san and Pon-san
are here again
Since then
You don't say anything
The other day
I did a research team project
But I couldn't fix it
Even though you called me
If you are here, I won't go
It's still going on
It's organized for me
With that
I have more enemies than you, Kano-san
Are you watching it again?
Don't do it
The system you watch every time
Who is going to be punished today?
With the comedian who came to announce the project
This is difficult
Miyashita Kusanagi
It's Kusanagi
It's not Kano-san and Toshiaki-san
It's Kusanagi
I hate my own face
It's Kusanagi
I'm not good at cutting
Your show makes me do things I don't want to do
Do you know this show?
Yes, I've seen it
You've seen it and you've decided, haven't you?
No
1st or 10th place?
10th place is...
I'm not good at cutting
Some people you can't respect just because they're short
What kind of ranking will it be?
Kusanagi will have you think about it in another room
I see
Please go to your expected seat
It's about time you predict your rank with your wishes
If you get it right, you'll get a reward from Ryo-kun.
So you're 1st place.
I think it's either one of the two.
I'm pretty good with variety shows.
So if people like it, I'm 1st place.
And if people don't like it, I'm 12th place.
If you're going to guess it, it's better to be 1st and 10th place.
In the past, he was a dog-sale entertainer.
But now, he's nice.
He forced me to do it.
He forced you to do it.
I see. It's difficult.
I see. That's how it is.
I think Soshina is 1st place.
Soshina or Yamauchi, I think they're both 1st place.
Kusanagi-kun is a manzai artist.
I think he's the type of person who wants to do variety shows well.
All of you are top-class people.
But only half of you know the main story well.
So I think Soshina, who knows the main story well, is 1st place.
He said it clearly that he wanted to be a bright entertainer.
But I think Reiza is 1st place.
I honestly think he's 4th place.
He's doing manzai with variety shows.
I think he's a champion of variety shows.
He's doing it with variety shows.
But Shimofuri and Yamauchi are two different people.
I think only one of you will come up.
In that case...
I think a bright entertainer will come up.
I see.
But I think Soshina is 2nd place.
Soshina is scary, so I think he's 4th place.
He looks like he's drunk.
He's not scary.
I'd like to taste it.
What?
It's disgusting, isn't it?
I don't know what you're talking about.
Is there such a character?
I see.
What should I do?
It's a little low, but I think it's possible.
I, Nadar, Muraken and Ogata are desperate entertainers.
We shouldn't be desperate entertainers.
I'm lonely.
I thought you could stay here longer.
I admire your talent and enthusiasm.
He is Kusanagi.
Kato Sari.
No, no.
I like Kato.
Kato?
He called you Kato.
Kato Sari.
Italia.
Italia of drifters.
Kato Sari.
Not Kato.
Nadar.
You two are young and shooting M-1.
From your point of view, you are quite old-fashioned.
But you shot "King of Kont" a while ago.
I shot it a while ago.
But I don't have those memories anymore.
No, you don't.
You don't.
Don't say that.
You are a champion.
I only do weird things at work.
You only do weird things?
Only weird things.
What?
I fly everywhere.
You are a helicopter man.
You're aiming for Fujimon's position, aren't you?
You say it all the time.
I didn't want it.
You did it on purpose, didn't you?
Other than that, you entered the preliminary round.
Kusanagi completed the ranking and came back to the stadium.
You won.
I was surprised.
Who laughed?
The fact that seniors are sitting like this means that Kusanagi is respected in this rank.
That's right.
Is he laughing?
Someone is watching.
He laughed.
How many people are there?
Yes, two or three people.
Two or three people?
It's strange.
How about the ranking?
Did you decide the ranking?
The 10th place is high.
It's high.
There are people who I don't like.
You don't like them?
We are seniors.
There are seniors who we don't like.
Finally, we will announce Kusanagi's senior ranking.
Among the senior entertainers who Kusanagi chose, who is the first place?
Come on!
Who is it?
I'm happy.
I'm not sure, but...
It's Yamauchi.
I'm happy.
It was first place.
I'm happy.
It was a good reading.
I'm happy.
Yamauchi won 100,000 yen here.
I told you!
Really?
But I'm happy.
I'm very happy.
Please go to the first seat.
I'm happy.
It was delicious.
I'm happy.
You know quite a bit.
The first place, Yamauchi.
Why?
You can do anything.
No, no, no.
You can do manzai, conto, and talk.
You're good at cutting.
You should have said more.
I look forward to your compliment.
You should have said more.
You didn't say much.
I didn't say much.
You didn't say much.
You shouldn't have said it.
You should have said more.
I'm happy you call me young genius with pure mind and spirit.
Why didn't you say anything more?
I don't usually talk much with you.
But ever since we greeted each other in the dressing room,
I felt like you were trying to smile at me.
I wasn't smiling.
I felt like you were forcing a smile on me.
I felt like you were trying your best.
It's easy to get along with you.
You're easy to get along with.
You're not excited.
You can't be excited.
How was it in the past?
In the past...
Your face...
Your face didn't look good.
Who said that?
What kind of face did you have?
My face?
Your face didn't look good.
That's psychological.
As an entertainer, I realized how amazing you were.
You look really cool these days.
Amazing.
You don't look like that anymore.
You don't care about it anymore?
Yes.
You don't care about it?
I don't care about it.
Your face doesn't look good.
You're number one.
I'm happy about it.
How about you two?
We can tell what you like.
You like doing jokes.
Someone said that you can't be excited.
That's bad.
Fujimoto might be the worst.
Why are you saying that?
Excited.
But...
There are things you like and things you don't like.
Can we ask you now?
You can't say it.
You can say it.
Fujimoto is number nine.
Number nine!
You're not lucky!
Number nine!
If you were in there, you'd be number nine.
I'm glad you're not in there.
I'm glad!
You've changed into a younger generation.
At the moment, Suna is number one, Unubore.
Oh no!
Next up is Ogata, Sushina.
If you're not called by your name, you're Unubore.
I'm counting on you.
Number two is...
What is Kusanagi's respected senior number two?
Seiya.
Wow!
I'm so happy!
That was so close!
Wow!
I see!
But I did call you by your name!
I'm so happy!
That's amazing!
What is it?
Why is Seiya number two?
He's cute when he's looking at you.
Oh, that's right.
He's totally looking at you.
He's cute.
I'm sure he has a great sense of humor,
but I think he's doing it like a punk.
He's looking at you!
He's...
There aren't many people who look at you like that.
But I think he's cute at first.
He's not cute, but...
Fujimori is not cute.
He's the kind of guy who goes to an SM club just because I asked him out.
No, no!
Fujimori is cute!
No, no!
He's cute!
Do you like SM?
I like it a lot, but...
Can you give it a taste?
What's wrong with you?
What are you doing?
Are you trying to break the record?
Why can't you win first place? You're so cute and you can do anything.
I really want to say that I'm young.
For example?
I want to say that I'm in my generation.
No, you're wrong!
You're in second place.
You're in second place?
You're doing great.
Unfortunately, Soshina Ogata is in second place.
Soshina is in second place.
This is bad.
It feels like it's the end of an era.
It's the end of an era.
Honestly, I don't feel like I'm in a generation gap.
I feel like I'm in a first-year class.
I feel like people don't laugh at me.
This is bad.
You're in second place.
No, you're in second place.
You're in second place.
I don't like it.
You're in third place.
If Inoue doesn't say his name, it's decided.
Please, Inoue!
Who is the senior comedian you respect the most?
You're in third place.
I don't like Inoue the most.
Don't say that.
Why do you think I'm in a good ranking?
You're free.
Don't shake your head.
Why do you think I'm in a good ranking?
Don't shake your head.
You're in third place.
Who is in the last place of the top three?
It's Shinagawa.
What?
Shinagawa?
I love you!
Yamauchi Seiya and Shinagawa!
I love you!
I don't like you.
I'm in third place, but I'm about to cry.
I'm happy that you're in third place.
I'm happy.
Kusanagi, why are you in third place?
It's strange.
I had a bad image of you at first.
But you laughed at me when we were on a talk show.
That's kind of you.
You laughed at me?
I didn't feel it.
I laughed at you because you were funny.
Even if you don't laugh at me, you're persistent.
You don't stop until you laugh out loud.
You're persistent.
You have a great attitude.
I respect you for that.
You're an old-fashioned person.
You're complimenting me, but I have a bad feeling about you.
You're different from first and second place.
You're different, but I'm happy that you're in my generation.
I'm happy.
You're not the Shinagawa who was hated.
I'm not like that anymore.
Of course, I miss you.
I want to see you, Shinagawa.
I'm sure you'll love me.
Soshina Ogata, I love you.
You're a genius, Soshina.
Soshina, what's wrong?
This is not good.
How do you feel now?
If you're happy now, I'm happy, too.
You're different.
You have a good sense of humor.
I don't have a good sense of humor.
I love humor.
You have a good sense of humor and you don't have a good sense of humor.
You're a genius.
I don't know what you're doing.
Why do you say that?
I'm sorry.
You don't have a good sense of humor.
You have a good sense of humor and you don't have a good sense of humor.
I think you have a chance.
Inoue and I still have a chance.
You don't have a chance.
You can't give up.
You're different.
You're the same.
Next, Pon san and Kazu.
If you don't say my name, I won't say anything.
Kazu, please say my name.
Who is the senior entertainer you respect among the ones you chose realistically?
The fourth place is...
Soshina, who is a genius.
It doesn't matter.
It's Soshina.
I knew it.
You're energetic.
I'm not energetic.
You're energetic.
I'm energetic.
Soshina.
He's winning a lot.
He's in MR-1.
He's getting good results.
I respect him.
I can't deny it.
What if you didn't win?
As a person, I think he's a troublesome person.
What do you mean?
His way of getting along with people.
I've been doing it a lot lately.
People say I'm scary.
So I talk to people cheerfully.
You're taking a step forward.
I feel like I'm taking a step forward and doing it.
I'm angry.
I'm sorry.
I feel like I'm taking a step forward and doing it.
You said you were scared last time.
That's why you feel like you're doing it.
I feel like I'm doing it naturally.
I don't know how to answer it.
Who is the entertainer you hate?
They ask me a lot of questions like that.
You can't do anything if you don't like it.
They ask me a lot of questions like that.
It's easy for me.
I asked you what kind of entertainer you like and what kind of entertainer you don't like.
I asked you because I wanted to get along with you.
I don't like entertainers.
I just like entertainers.
I don't like entertainers.
Shinagawa doesn't support you anymore.
Shinagawa is cute.
Shinagawa is cute, isn't it?
Shinagawa is annoying.
If you get involved with me in the future, come to me.
Shinagawa is cute.
Shinagawa is strong.
Who is the senior you respect?
Who is the fifth in the top group?
At the moment, Ogata is third place.
Inoue is second place.
PON is first place.
I think he's number one in the previous ranking.
Why do you make me feel good?
What is it?
Children of Takeyama.
Are you shooting a video of Takeyama?
Everyone prepared it for me.
Are you shooting a video of Takeyama?
Takeyama is often like that, isn't he?
He says, "I'm in the top group."
I'm scared.
Who is the fifth in the top group?
I absolutely hate Inoue.
Can I say it freely?
Inoue, I hate you.
He's dirty.
Inoue, you're dirty.
Shut up!
This is the time!
You should say it here!
Now, you should talk in a way you don't get caught in it!
Concentrate!
Who is the fifth in the top group?
Kazureiza-san!
Thank you!
I really wanted to say it here!
Takeyama-san said it, too!
No, I didn't!
Thank you so much!
I'm so happy!
Kaz is sitting here with me!
He's trying to get his autograph on the wall!
I'm so happy! It's like 'King of Content' M-1 Grand Prix!
I'm just like 'Blog of the Year'!
That's not a big deal!
That's all I'm like!
Alright, Kaz, 5th place!
I'm counting on you!
It's like... well...
It's difficult for me!
It's like... well...
If I don't say that I have a good sense about you...
People will think that I don't have a good sense about you!
I don't like that!
It's the same for 4th and 5th!
Do you think I have a good sense about you?
What do you think about yourself?
Well... I don't know!
It's difficult for me!
It's not like I don't have a good sense about you!
I don't believe you!
Did you decide it yourself?
The number is...
Yes, I've been holding your card all the time!
So I was thinking about where I should put it...
So, you've decided on the top!
And you've decided on the bottom!
And the rest is yours!
Yes, it's yours for now!
So you don't have a good sense about me?!
No, I don't!
No, you don't!
I don't have a good sense about you!
But it can't be helped!
You don't have a good sense about me!
But it's the worst!
Hey, there's a lot of you!
You're blonde and red!
There's a lot of you!
No, it's difficult for me, too!
It's difficult for me, too!
I know!
I'm sorry for bothering you!
Don't say sorry!
I'm scared!
If you understand me...
I'll go down no matter what!
That sounds fun!
You're blonde and red!
That sounds fun!
It's best for you to think it's funny!
You can laugh at a glance!
There are a lot of people who seem funny!
That's right!
But it's a real game!
It's not what you think!
You're sitting like you're drooling!
I'm sorry!
From now on, it's B-group's turn!
B-group's turn!
Thank you for that!
Honestly, I was nervous about this!
You're all weird guys!
Thank you!
You're all weird guys!
You have life force!
Kano-san, Nadar!
If you don't say my name...
I'll go down no matter what!
Let's go!
The 6th place is...
Inoue Jikore!
I hate you!
It's not now!
I've said it so many times!
What are you doing?
This is not the time for that!
You can pray here and there!
This is not the time for that!
You're all weird guys!
What do you mean?
The 6th place is...
The 7th place is...
KANO's.
Thank you very much!
Both of you won 1,000 yen!
1,000 yen?!
Ryo-san is the winner of 1,000 yen.
I'm so happy!
You've also won 1,000 yen.
I'm so happy!
Let's ask Kitanagi.
There is something left...
What's left...
I didn't think of anything.
I didn't think of anything at all.
It was difficult.
You watched it on TV and studied it.
I appeared in a comedy show.
But it wasn't what I wanted to see.
Kano-san?
Kano of Kano?
It was like a stylish one-man show.
I wanted to see ramen with noodles.
But they didn't do it for me.
You should have done it.
You should have said, "Staff, bring me ramen."
You should have done it.
What is he doing?
Collaboration.
There is no comment in particular.
It's difficult.
It doesn't matter if you are an idol or not.
I see.
You are scandalous.
It's too late.
No one is more scandalous than him.
Do you want me to lower it?
Eight-legged.
Did you hit a car?
He got married and cheated a week later.
What is he?
Atsushi, please get angry.
It's a fact.
If you say it, I can understand it.
But I don't know why you say it.
It's a fact.
He got married and cheated a week later.
It's a fact.
But he is in sixth place.
Ogata is in fifth place.
Inoue is in fourth place.
Pon san is in third place.
Nadal is in first place.
Let's move on to the seventh place.
Please avoid the worst three.
She met him through dating apps.
He spoke to her directly.
She spoke to him directly.
The worst four.
Please do not hate four people.
7th place.
The person who avoided worst three is...
Ogata-san!
Oh, it's me!
Oh, I'm so happy!
See? See? See? See?
Amazing!
It's not "see?"
It's not!
It's the biggest "uh-oh" this time!
No, no, no! Amazing!
Sit down.
Thank you!
I'm so happy! Thank you!
No, it's fine.
Yeah!
I'm so happy!
You're crazy!
Yeah!
Wait!
This is it!
Wait! Wait!
Extremely angry!
As Seiya said, extremely angry!
Extremely angry!
Strawberry angry!
Extremely angry!
I don't know anything!
Extremely angry!
I don't know anything!
You said "extremely angry" like this!
What do you mean by "strawberry angry"?
I thought you said "strawberry food angry".
Strawberry angry!
What the hell is that?!
I don't need it! I don't need it!
Help me! It's strawberry flavor!
Don't say it's red flavor!
I ate a strawberry!
What are you doing?
Is it good like that?
Yes, it is.
How about you, Ogata san?
I can laugh.
You can laugh?
Yes, I can laugh.
But you look like you don't like it.
I don't like it.
But you seem like a good person.
When we talk about our worries,
you seem like you'd think about it with me.
Even though you're crying.
You're a passionate man.
But you don't give me any good answers.
If you give me such advice,
I'll do it properly.
Don't you have any advice?
I want a girlfriend.
What should I do?
You don't like customers, do you?
You're not a good type of entertainer, right?
I know, I know.
Are you trying to be a fan?
I'm not that kind of person.
Are you trying to be a fan?
I'm not that kind of person.
If you're a customer,
how do you get to know each other?
I receive a letter.
I put the letter in my right pocket.
Do you divide it?
Yes, I do.
I go home and open the letter.
I write my phone number and call you.
It's me.
Thank you.
If you say it, I'll go crazy.
So I leave it at the hotel.
You want a girlfriend, don't you?
No, I don't.
You're his girlfriend.
No, I don't.
You're just a fan.
I can be his girlfriend.
Atsushi, I was like this when I saw you.
No, no.
Stop it.
Atsushi, you're just a fan.
Like a mountain.
I put my fan in my right pocket.
Why do you receive it?
I receive it.
The worst three are these members.
Inoue 5, Pon 3, Nadar 2.
Let's move on.
The 8th place is...
Who escaped from the reunion quarrel?
I'm glad it wasn't the worst!
Which one?
I'm sure it's the worst.
Why do you say it one by one?
8th place, Inoue.
He's the kind of person who causes a lot of trouble for his partner.
That's right.
It's like...
You can say it.
It's like... It's gross.
It's gross.
It's the same genre!
You said it so many times!
I'm bright and gross, and you're dark and gross, right?
It's the same genre!
Let's not do it together.
How about something positive?
I hate it when someone pushes me to do something positive.
When I've been encouraging positive things for a while,
I've heard that it was very painful.
Like a positive calendar?
I didn't know what it was about.
Did you read it?
It was the second most sold calendar at the time!
I don't know if it's funny or not,
but I just don't like it.
If you don't like it, you're in 8th place.
What's wrong with you?
Both of you are in 8th place.
Who doesn't like it?
I really want to know what's going on.
But we don't know which is in 10th place.
I'm in 10th place.
We'll let you know in 9th place.
I really want to know.
Who is it?
Shut up!
Be quiet!
What are you talking about?
I don't know.
I'll make it clear now.
Let me make it clear!
I'm begging you.
Kusamagi chose "Who is the senior entertainer you respect among these?"
The 9th place is...
Is it Nadal? Or Murakami?
Who will be reunited?
It's not love, so don't breathe.
It's Nadal!
Yay! I'm so happy!
Yay! Kusamagi!
What?!
9th place?
That's weird!
Thank you!
It's you again, Murakami!
Thank you!
What's up with you?
Thank you, Kusamagi!
Seriously!
I'm so happy!
What's up with you?!
Alright!
What happened?
Why are you looking forward?!
9th!
I heard you were 8th!
8th and above!
I'll tell you what's up with me and what's good about me.
There's nothing good about you.
We don't have that much time.
The 9th place is...
Please.
It's simply scary.
I'm sorry for making you angry.
I'm not trying to end it.
Be quiet and listen!
Don't end it!
What's scary about it?
He laughs a lot when he sees people talking.
I love that.
It's like an impromptu manzai.
That was tough!
Be quiet and listen!
That's why you're 10th!
I'm sorry about that.
Don't end it!
I pulled two bokehs and tsukumis out of the box.
The person who came out had to come out and do the manzai.
Impromptu?
Nadal's partner was my partner.
He was 3rd from the bottom.
Right.
After that...
I felt like my partner was bad.
No!
You did it in bokeh!
I couldn't make you laugh.
I tried to make you laugh.
It was funny.
It wasn't like that, was it?
It just didn't work.
You say things like that a lot.
You make excuses and blame people.
You do that.
I'm trying to fix it.
I'm like Seiya.
He has a good sense of humor.
Are you hiding it?
I'm hiding it.
Where do you show it?
At concerts.
You show it there?
Shouldn't you show it on TV?
I want to show it on TV.
But I can't think about how to survive on TV.
What do you mean?
I'm really sorry.
Apologize to the viewers.
Not as an entertainer, but as a person, how do you feel about it?
Well...
A criminal...
A criminal is...
I can say that.
But I didn't commit any crime.
Pool incident?
Pool!
I didn't do it!
I think you did!
I panicked in the pool.
That's a different story!
You panicked in the pool!
What is it?
I noticed it and it was a police car.
You noticed it and it was a police car?
I noticed it and it was a police car.
What are you doing in the pool?
You got a call and it was a police car?
No, it wasn't like that.
It was like a kappa was there.
It's an old story!
You're lying!
It's all like that.
It's all one-sided.
One of us is like that.
Well, yes.
10th place.
It's not good to be long-handed.
Really.
You've been like that for 15 years?
- I've only seen that face. - I don't know!
- I've only seen that face. - It's usually that face, right?
- I've only seen that face for about 15 years. - No, no.
- That's really... - It's not because of my variation!
- No, I know! - It's all because of this situation!
- You said you don't like it. - What do you mean?
- You found it as soon as this corner started, didn't you? - Yes.
- What are you doing? - You're holding it more than your ability.
- What did you say? - I said...
- "You're a dirty body." - "You're a dirty body."
- I couldn't say anything! - "You're breathless."
- Even when we said hello, you were sitting in the back of the dressing room.
- You were sitting there and like... - I couldn't get close.
- You couldn't see yourself. - I couldn't see myself.
- You looked shy, so I made a shy shift. - So you couldn't get close?
- That's it! - I felt like I didn't have to say anything.
- Why did you say that? - I like you.
- No, you're lying. Whatever, you're annoying. - What's wrong with you?
- Whatever, you're annoying. - No, no, no!
- You don't have to erase it. - You don't have to do it just because you don't like me doing it.
- I asked you to do it. - I didn't ask you to do it, but you made me do it.
- You don't know! - What's wrong with you?
- That's how you say it. - You like me, so do it! - You don't like me, so do it!
- You like me, so do it! - You don't know! - That's weird!
- You're overwhelmingly in 10th place! - What's wrong with you?
- You're so calm. - You know me well.
- Why are you being polite? - Why are you being polite? - Why are you being a senior?
- You're in a better position than me in this segment. - That's right.
- You don't have to worry about me at all. - You're amazing.
- You're amazing to have 5 people around you. - That's right.
- You're beautiful. - You're calm in Group A.
- There's only bad air over there right now. - You went over there, so you're in trouble.
- I just realized that there are 4 people over there who love me. - That's right.
- I have to love those in higher positions. - Put Inoue in there, too.
- No, I really don't like Inoue. - What do you mean you don't like him?
- What's wrong with you? - If Fujimoto-san was in there, I'd say you're in 9th place.
- You don't have to say it. - You said it! - You don't have to say it.
- If it was me, I'd say you're in 10th place.
- You don't have to say it. - You don't have to say it.
Meanwhile, Fusanagi is being pranked.
What if the police ask you a job question?
You lie and say you're a magazine manager.
On the way, a fake police officer asks you a job question. How will you react?
- It won't be long. - It won't be long.
- He's here. - He's here.
- I'm in a hurry. - Excuse me.
- Excuse me.
- I'm in a hurry. - You're in a hurry?
- It'll be over in 2 or 3 minutes. - Please help me.
- Recently, there's been a lot of underwear thefts that only single women have been after.
- The culprit hasn't been caught yet. - Yes.
- So I'd like to ask you about it. - Is it like this?
- No, it's not like that. I was just wondering if you knew anything about it.
- That's all.
- As expected of the negative.
- The culprit was treated like a criminal in the first question.
- By the way, what do you do for a living? - By the way, what do you do for a living?
- I work for a magazine. - I work for a magazine.
- Are you a writer? - Are you a writer?
- No, it's not like that. - I'm sorry.
- Can I have your name? - Can I have your name?
- My name is Kusanagi. - Mr. Kusanagi.
- Do you have a license? - Yes, I do.
- You said it yourself. - You're used to it, aren't you?
- Because of his appearance, it seems like he's a regular in the office.
- He presents his license as if it were his property.
- Next, we'll check the contents of the bag.
- In fact, according to the fake program, the culprit handed over a suspicious-looking item
- to the culprit.
- What kind of response will he give?
- I'd like to check the contents of the bag.
- Is it okay? - Can I see the contents of the bag? - Yes.
- No, it's fine. - Oh, really? Then...
- Yes, I'm sorry. - He obediently obeys.
- What is this? - Let's open it. Is it okay?
- What do you do, Kusanagi? - Is this yours?
- No, it's not mine. - Is it something you usually use?
- I don't usually use it. - You don't use it, do you? - No, I don't.
- I used to be an entertainer. - Entertainer?
- You said you were a writer. - I said I was a writer.
- A writer... No, it's a lie. - I said it's a lie! - It's not a lie.
- Why did you lie? - Why did you lie?
- I'm sorry... I'm sorry... - Why did you lie, Kusanagi?
- He looked at the thick candle... - He looked at the thick candle...
- And said he was an entertainer. - And said he was an entertainer.
I don't know if I should believe either of you...
You're right.
Yes.
That's how it is.
He was convinced of the police officer's suspicions.
Please go to the police station.
Um...
Oh, no! They're here!
Please tell me the characteristics of the criminal.
The characteristics of the new criminal are...
His height is about 165 centimeters.
His body shape is medium-sized and medium-sized.
And his hair is black.
And he has thin eyes.
You've got it right!
Kusanagi!
Is that so?
Kusanagi is even more suspicious.
This time...
Can I use your cell phone?
Do you have a cell phone?
Yes.
Do you have a picture holder?
Can you show me your picture holder?
You want me to look at your picture holder?
Yes.
Is there a problem?
No, I'm fine with your picture, but...
Yes.
I'm sorry.
In addition to his underwear and his stick, he also has a search weapon.
Did you sneak into someone's room and take this picture?
No, the ladder in the room was broken, so I climbed up the refrigerator and took this picture.
Why did you take such a picture?
Are there any other pictures?
This is a picture of a kamakiri fighting.
Did you take a picture of a kamakiri fighting?
I like ponchos very much, so I took it in front of my house.
Is this also a kamakiri?
Yes, this is also a kamakiri.
You took a picture of a kamakiri in front of you.
Did you take a picture of a kamakiri in the same place?
I took a picture of a kamakiri in the same place, but closer and further away.
Can I make a phone call?
Which one do you want me to call?
I want you to make a phone call to the manager.
Then I'll call the manager.
Good morning.
Of course, the manager also cooperated in the prank.
Please go closer.
Are you near me?
Yes, yes.
Yes, what's wrong?
Well...
Yes, yes.
He acted more suspiciously.
I think you're the culprit.
Is it me?
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I'm talking, too.
He acted more suspiciously.
To be honest...
I think you're the culprit.
Is it me?
No, you didn't do it.
I can't believe you said you didn't do it.
I'm sorry, but...
You did it.
This is the last question, right?
That's right.
Could you tell me about it in a book?
Can you call a police car?
Call a police car.
Okay, I got it.
If it goes on like this, the punch will be too strong for the young man, so let's release him.
How is it?
Did you find anything suspicious?
Yes, there is a suspicious person here.
Can I talk to you for a moment?
Can you talk to me for a moment?
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
Can you come over here and talk to me for a moment?
Thank you, but really...
I was wondering if you really stole it on the way.
I don't want to be suspected by the police.
Who are you looking at?
I think I saw the manager for a moment.
You saw him for a moment? He's here, it's okay.
There he is, the manager.
Don't prank me, please.
You don't like pranks?
Young man, please do it just once.
Is there such a thing?
Young man, please do it just once.
Yes, there is.
Please do it just once.
Just once.
Young man, please do it just once.
Just once.
Skydiving, too.
Skydiving?
Okay, okay, let's not do skydiving.
I feel like I haven't said much.
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