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Tonight's Friday's argument is a funny joke battle that transcends time and space!
We have a comedian who's currently in the middle of a big break.
A comedian who's just opened his shop.
An all-round competition that transcends time and space!
However...
I couldn't laugh at all. I got sick of it.
We have an elementary school student who's been watching a lot of videos online since birth.
We have an adult who can't predict what will happen in the end!
A competition that's too big for kids!
As you can see, we have a team of people who are curious about the results.
Everyone, please guess what the results will be!
What do you think, Nicole?
They both look strong, but I think Choymae will win.
Why, Nicole?
Choymae has a lot of potential for jokes.
Especially since Choymae.
Can I say it?
Choy... Choymae?
Isn't it quite a while ago?
No, it's been 10 years.
It's Choymae.
Isn't it Choymae?
Do you say "Choymae" instead of "sandwich" today?
That's right.
It's been a while since you wore that outfit, hasn't it?
It's been 10 years since I wore this suit and gold.
Trend Angel and Ikezaki...
Even though it's Choymae...
You haven't done it yet, have you?
No, I haven't.
In terms of color, you look like Hyokkori-han.
Ikezaki-san is doing Hyokkori-han's jokes in front of the store.
I do it every time I can.
What do you think, kids?
How about it?!
How do you like it, leader Chidori?
Well...
I've dyed my hair quite a lot.
The person next to you is Imashion, right?
Yes, I'm Imashion.
I only do it with my word sense.
You only have one look, don't you?
You're wearing a helmet.
That's right.
We know how to touch it, too.
You know, right?
Who are you?
I'm Masatoji.
Masatoji?
I'm Hamada's...
No, I'm not!
I'm Hamada's Masatoji.
You have to give me an "s".
Give me an "s".
Hamada and...
Ogawa Natsumi?
Natsumi and Ogawa...
This time, the judges are the first and second graders.
The judges will decide whether or not the story was interesting.
The one with the highest total scores will be the winner of the OK-ONE Grand Prix team competition.
If you get the words wrong, you can't predict the outcome of the competition.
In the final of "King of Contest", the two teams competed against each other.
"Chocolate Planet".
Up until now, the two teams have been competing with precise points.
Somehow, Matsuo managed to pull the two teams apart with one impersonation.
Even though he has enough sense of humor to make it to the finals in R-1,
he imitates Motoya Izumi to catch Ikkou.
Will such an adult challenge the match with his signature impersonation joke?
Ikkou might know about this, but...
Is it this one?
It's this one, right?
I don't know. I definitely don't know.
It's definitely...
Motoya Izumi!
I don't know!
Even if you know, it's only about double booking.
I don't know! I don't know!
Did you move in a helicopter?
I don't know! I don't know!
A little while ago, their representative title was Katsura Sanzoku and Sekai no Nabeatsu, which have now become the hope of Kaminata Rakugo.
One, two, three, four...
Now, ten years ago, with a novel idea of going crazy just by multiplying "three" and "march" numbers, they went all out.
At the time, there were eight commercial contracts.
However, in the mobile chat voice ranking, they won first place for a year.
If it appears in a program, it's a big success!
Tonight, they will talk about this song, which was sealed after it became a rap song.
It's been ten years since they got permission for military training.
"Forty"!
How do you look at it?
Right now, elementary school students aren't born yet.
They haven't seen it yet.
It's their first time seeing it.
I'm a little nervous.
Your face is red.
What are you doing?
It's red!
Will the popular "chocopra" be able to eat it?
Or will "three" and "march" numbers transcend the era?
The battle is Sekai no Nabeatsu.
What will the children's reaction be?
Hello!
Sekai no...
This is Sekai no Nabe Yatsu!
We're going to do something funny now!
We're going to count to three and when we get to three, we're going to become idiots!
Here we go!
19, 20...
21!
22!
25!
21!
28!
29!
30!
40!
Hey!
Good morning!
Thank you very much!
What was the last one?
Ghost!
Was it over?
I said "ghost" and you said "thank you very much"!
Wasn't it a little early?
It was early!
How was it?
I don't know if Onsei-san picked it up or not, but the moment I came out...
Who? Who?
Of course!
That's right!
If you think that story was funny, put your hands up in red!
If you don't think it was funny, put your hands up in blue!
Go ahead!
It was funny, but...
Now, everyone, please move!
As you can see from the scores,
49 points or less will be thrown out and we absolutely want to avoid it!
20 years ago...
Adults would say "thank you very much" and go crazy!
Can even elementary school students accept this?
What are the scores of "Ramenatsu"?
51 points!
Wow!
Let's ask them!
Let's start with the funny one!
What was funny about it?
When I counted three times,
I said "I'm going to be stupid!"
That was funny.
I understand!
Now it's your turn!
What wasn't funny about it?
I didn't know what was funny about it at all!
You're good!
Wasn't it funny?
It was funny in the middle of it,
so if it was funny from 1 to 40,
I would have said "I'm going to be stupid!"
If it was stupid from 1 to 40, you would have said "I'm going to be stupid!"
That's just stupid!
Only for children who understand "sannobaisu",
it's 51 points!
Can they get more than this score?
Chocopla, please!
Calm down! Calm down!
Motoya, don't come out too much!
He comes out too much!
The representative of failure, 51 points!
As a comedian of "ibashun",
he can't lose!
I'm so nervous!
It feels like "king of god"
Calm down!
You may be as nervous as him!
Chocopla is the representative of "ibashun",
Motoya Izumi and Konto Motobane!
I'm Chocopla!
The first one is...
Chocopla!
Don't come out too much!
Let's go!
Fashion check!
Whose fashion shall we check today? Who will come?
No, no, no.
Can you do it?
What's that?
Oh, no!
It's a phantom!
Huh?
It's a little too much.
We came to Izumi Motoya, but...
It's a little too much.
It's funny!
What are you doing?
We came to buy a lot of clothes.
What's that?
Huh?
It's a little too much.
Are you taking it seriously?
I don't know.
But, but...
There is a delicious-looking oyster here.
Let me ask you.
It's a little too much.
It's too much!
It's delicious!
I can't take it suddenly.
We came to Motoya!
Let me try on this clothes!
Let me try it on!
Let's go!
Slowly!
It's a little too much.
Slowly!
What's that?
Slowly!
What's that?
It's amazing!
It's crazy!
Slowly!
Please try it on!
It's crazy!
Now!
He's eating oysters again!
What is he doing?
He's not changing his clothes!
He's laughing!
He's not laughing at all!
What are you doing?
Let's go and find oysters!
Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!
What are you doing?
It's so gross!
It's as slippery as a real motoya.
It's so slippery!
How is it?
When Ikko-san came out, it was pretty slippery.
Oysters are so slippery.
It's so slippery.
It's not slippery at all.
If you think it was interesting, please vote for red.
If you don't think it was interesting, please vote for blue.
Which one should we vote for?
It's moving! It's moving!
It's aligned! It's aligned!
It's going viral so quickly!
The opponent has 51 points.
Then, Chocopra's score is...
62 points!
Let's hear it! Let's hear it!
It was funny! Let's hear it from your friends!
What was funny about it?
Ikkyu-san's smile...
Isn't it Ikkyu-san?
Do you think it's Ikkyu-san?
Do you think it's the real Ikkyu-san?
That's right!
I think it's Ikkyu-san.
It's true!
What was not funny about it?
She couldn't laugh at all!
There was a girl who was angry, wasn't there?
Was there a girl like that?
There was a girl who was staring at Motoya Izumi.
What did you do?
Can I ask you something?
Wasn't it very funny?
The part where you said "sorori, sorori" wasn't funny.
Wasn't it funny?
Why wasn't it funny?
Because you didn't walk fast enough.
That's what I'm saying!
The winner of "sorori, sorori" is the representative of "Imashin" entertainers, "chocopra".
The next battle is between these two entertainers.
The entertainer who is currently on a big break, "hyokkoriha".
Yes, "hyokkoriha"!
The reaction of the sales and theater customers is overwhelming.
Especially for the children.
Even at the end of sales, do the children jump in and say "sign for me" to the guardman?
Is it that enthusiastic?
"hyokkoriha", you have to keep it for life.
I'm holding it back, so my teeth still stink.
You have a big mouth.
You can't slip because you have a big mouth.
The representative of "chocopra" is "leader" "hira" of "nora".
"shimo shimo"?
Since 2014, "bubbly" content has become a hot topic.
After that, there was a big break.
Since then, "bubbly" has appeared in 244 TV programs.
In addition, "bubbly" dance with "bosch school dance" and "tomioka high school dance club" is very popular.
Three years after the break, "bubble" content is still common to children.
"bubbly"?
"bubbly" content is still common to children.
I've decided!
I'm going to buy a teresha carpet!
Akebami!
What's next?
I don't know!
C!
What's next?
Takashime Jin?
Let's go for the last one!
C!
MC Hammer is passing by!
That's all for today! Thank you very much!
We did a good job, didn't we?
This is good!
If you think it was interesting, please move to red.
If you don't think it was interesting, please move to blue.
I don't know what you're talking about.
This is good!
A big change!
Did "bubbly" content still reach elementary school students?
The score is...
79 points!
That's high!
That's good!
Let's hear it, Do-san!
What was interesting about it?
The dance was interesting!
Thank you!
The dance was good!
Let's hear from Batsu-no-ko, too!
Can you stand up for a second?
How was it? Wasn't it interesting?
Because I know the dance...
Should I go home?
It's an animation dance.
You're tired of it, aren't you?
Nora-san, why don't you wake her up?
You like it, don't you?
Wake her up with double keywords.
Wait a minute.
You have the same back as Jango Ozaki.
It's going to be serious.
After that, Hyokkori-han, representative of Imasen, appears!
This program is brought to you by the following sponsors.
Hyokkori-han is under pressure at a high-speed shop in Hira no Nora, representative of Chorimae.
But this is expensive.
The hurdle is high, isn't it?
Let's go for 90%.
But if it's Hyokkori-han now, it's 90%.
Even she can move.
Let me make her move.
Jango Ozaki.
Will Hyokkori-han, representative of Imasen, surpass Nora's 79 points?
Let's pay attention to the children's first reaction.
Let's call Hyokkori-han together!
One, two...
Hyokkori-han!
That's amazing!
Don't panic!
Thank you for waiting!
I'm Hyokkori-han!
Hyokkori-han will come out of various places today!
Let's go for the survey!
The first one is...
This one!
Tissue!
Using today's tissue...
The children are...
Hyokkori-han will come out in an instant!
Let's go for it!
Music...
Start!
Let's go!
Alright! Let's do it together!
Okay! Let's do it!
Alright!
Okay!
Hyokkori!
Nice clean!
Okay! Thank you!
Alright! Next!
I brought it again!
Okay!
Next! This! This! This!
Ah! It's awake!
It's awake!
Flip it!
Alright!
Let's use this and do hyokkori!
Alright! Music... Start!
3... 2... 1... Go!
Alright! Hyokkorihan!
Good hammering!
Nice hammering!
Lastly, we will show you hyokkorihan that you can do with your family!
First, good girl's hyokkorihan.
Next, mom's hyokkorihan.
And last, dad's hyokkorihan.
Okay, it's these three!
Okay, let's do it! Music, start!
Okay, let's go!
Everyone, carry the omelet rice well!
Okay, carry it like this, okay!
Okay!
Hyokkorihan!
Okay, hyokkorihan!
Okay, okay, okay!
Hyokkorihan!
Good hammering!
Jumbo, don't move!
She's thinking!
Jumbo is thinking!
If you think it was interesting, move to red!
If you don't think it was interesting, move to blue!
Okay, okay, okay!
I want to move!
Is the mountain finally moving?
Jumbo, don't move!
Is the mountain finally moving?
The score is 79 points.
Now, Hyokkorihan, representative of Imashun...
83 points!
That's amazing!
You didn't move at all!
Let's hear it later!
Let's start with the funny one!
Which one was funny?
Hyokkorihan's appearance was funny.
Which one was funny?
The last one was funny.
Newspaper reporters are easily caught.
Let's hear the funny one!
What was funny?
Which one wasn't funny?
Because you were messing around.
The media also used opinions that make you feel the times, such as asking for new characters or worrying about makeup.
"Imashun Representative" won twice in a row and "Tensa" opened up.
Next, "Bad Manzai" and "Shirodori Unit" will clash.
"Imashun Representative" and "Wild Bomb Cookie" will clash.
This time, among about 80 white-dressed characters, "Habadafu" is the favorite.
If I'm not mistaken, only "Jumbo" can move here.
"Jumbo" is new.
It's the first time I've seen it.
That's right. It's coming.
It's "Trendy". Yes, "Trendy Angel".
"Trendy Angel" won the competition in 2015 at "EVE 1" and achieved a big break at once.
Three years from now, will their "hage manzai" still work?
It's the first "hage manzai".
I'm nervous.
It's a new "hage manzai".
I'm nervous.
I'm nervous, too.
I've seen it before, but I can't imitate it.
Will the children enjoy "hage manzai" or white-dressed "Habadafu"?
The first move is "Trendy Angel".
It's a new "hage manzai".
I knew it!
You're trendy!
Yes, I'm a trendy angel!
Nice to meet you!
Thank you!
Saito-san!
Yes?
Did you watch the World Cup?
Did you?
I did, I did!
It was amazing, wasn't it?
The Egyptian representative lost.
Where are you cheering for?
Oh, I made a mistake.
You're mean!
Did you watch it earlier?
I did!
Who do you think you are?
Who are you?
Leave it to me!
Are you that famous?
Leave it to me!
Are you Saito-san?
Aren't you a soccer ball?
Yes, I'm a slow-in.
What are you doing?
Soccer ball?
Don't you know the rules?
Can you dribble?
I'll dribble and you'll defend.
I'll show you how to do it.
He'll show me?
Yes, let's go.
Ouch!
That's not how you do it!
What are you doing?
That's not Neymar!
No, it's not.
It's not Neymar's simulation.
Come back!
I'm sorry!
Don't wipe your hair!
You don't have to say it.
You just have to dribble, right?
That's it!
You dribbled too much!
One!
Zero!
You're fast!
What do you want me to do?
You just have to wipe your hair.
That's enough!
Is manzai bad?
He's popular now.
How was it, Saito?
Takashi made a mistake.
He was too fast.
He was too fast at the end of the song.
I'm a little irritated.
It was a dead joke.
Why?
They look anxious.
- I'm taking 60. - But it's cool.
- It's cool. - No, no, no.
- You should have taken it with you. - I see.
- It was really good.
- The tempo is...
- It's terrible.
- Which one?
- A friend who said it wasn't funny.
- Why? - What wasn't funny about it?
- Both of you.
- You're a little ugly and gross.
- Both of you are a little ugly and gross.
- Well, we have preferences.
- It was good, but the score was low.
- It's trendy.
- It's 60 points.
- Your face is funny.
- When you're turning the camera,
- don't say "no" to your partner.
- So, when I go home,
- I'll say "Saito-san, please continue."
- Stop it.
- You're showing your strong side.
- Stop it.
- Thank you. Bye-bye.
- Thank you.
- You can continue.
- Thank you.
- Why don't you break up?
- You're so slippery.
- High-speed slip.
- What do you think of the flow so far?
- I think it's popular.
- There are a lot of funny phrases.
- They included elements that will make children happy.
- If you say so,
- it will be included as a summary.
- Cookie and Fuku-chan, representing emotion,
- will compete with Shironori Hamada.
- They included elements that will make children happy.
- So...
Who is it?
Maachan is not here!
Maachan!
Who is it?
Oh, Natsumi!
Maachan!
Oh, Natsumi!
I'm sorry for what I did to you.
Let's go over there.
Wait a minute!
It's not winter yet.
Oh, I see!
Let's sing a medley.
Music, start!
He is a good guy.
Hamada can't dance.
Everyone is dancing.
It's a little fun.
It's fun.
I want to see it.
Sing it.
Glasses boy...
Scary.
What is this time?
Child...
Scary.
Come out in my dream.
I want to see it.
Glasses boy...
Scary.
Why are you spilling rice?
I love rice.
You are a big hypocrite.
Your face is hot.
Is it over?
Thank you for your hard work.
How was it?
What is going on now?
It's no good at all.
It's like watching a fire in a burning house.
How was it, Fuku-chan?
I did it because I thought no one was there.
But Nicole laughed so much that she cried.
It was the funniest laugh I've ever seen.
How was it?
33 people laughed.
But it was funny.
33 people laughed.
The boss said it wasn't funny.
What wasn't funny?
Cookies' faces were scary.
Where is Jean?
He is here.
He is in front of you.
How was it?
The song stopped strangely in the middle of the song.
Let's ask Maru, too.
How was it?
The man next to Cookies is not funny.
But he is cute, so it's funny.
He is not funny, but he is cute, so it's funny.
He is cute, so it's funny.
12 points difference
It's a new record
You should have won more
That's right
12 points difference
Ikezaki and Harada
Who will win?
The last battle is Imashun and Chidori vs Choi Mae and Ikezaki
I'm going first
I'm going first!
I'm a little nervous
I'm as nervous as I was in R-1
I'm sorry
I'm going first!
I'm...
ZACKY!
YEAH!
JUSTIN!
Everyone! Do you know the Totoro next door?
Yeah!
Today, I'm going to finish Totoro next door in one minute!
Totoro next door...
ACTION!
Hello! It's MEI!
OK! Gashan! I'm here, you raggedy old man!
Come on out, dark-skinned Kurosuke!
If you don't, I'll punch you in the eye!
CONTACT! ZUBAMBUSHU!
BANG! Got you!
I killed a tobuu! OK!
He runs to the hospital!
I'll die doing this...
Meanwhile, the hospital...
Right under that pine tree...
I feel like MEI and TATSUKI are laughing!
I killed a tobuu! OK!
OK what?
What's OK?
1 minute and 39 seconds!
He's faster than me.
Thank you very much!
They did their best!
It looks good.
They did their best.
Please!
You like it, don't you?
You've heard the story, haven't you?
As a score, it's 12 points.
12 points difference.
It's not good if it's spread out.
They're leading by 12 points.
They want to get high scores and get away with it!
It's 77 points!
89 points!
If you get 90 points, it's a reversal!
Let's hear what was funny!
What was funny?
When we were talking, you said something nice in a loud voice.
She said something nice in a loud voice!
Next, let's hear about X!
What wasn't good about it?
I watched it a lot and got tired of it.
Getting tired of it is the best thing!
That's what YouTube is about!
However, it's a high-speed race against Ikezaki!
To win this season, you need more than 90 points!
You have a great habit!
Chidori is in the middle of a big break!
Is it you?!
Currently, there are 12 regular programs!
There are 7 commercials!
In addition, this year, Chidori is in the middle of a big break!
She has a great habit!
I have a great habit!
Chidori is very popular!
Chidori is in the middle of a big break!
If you get 89 points, it's a reversal!
If you get 90 points, it's a reversal!
We don't get 90 points even in M-1!
But there is something for children, right?
Yes, there is!
There is only one!
It's fun!
It's like music!
There is, right?!
No, no!
If you get 90 points or more and the representative of Imashun Entertainment wins a reversal,
Chidori will win with music!
Hello, everyone! I'm Shidori!
Can you hear me? I'll talk a little louder.
You're talking too much!
Hey, I have a problem with my brother today.
What's your problem with your brother?
I'm not good at singing.
You're not good at singing, right?
We're all here today, so we'll sing for you.
If you think you're out of tune, I'll stop you.
If you're out of tune, you won't know where you're going.
If you think you're out of tune, I'll stop you.
You're talking about your son's system.
It's as simple as that.
You said you were a bear in the forest, right?
You've all sung this song before, haven't you?
Here we go!
You're so out of tune!
What's out of tune?
It's not like you're out of tune or anything like that!
Let me write you a song!
I'll make it easier for you to sing!
There's a song called "Satchan"!
Everyone's sung it before, right?
Yeah, yeah, you know it, right?
Right? Everyone, listen up!
Look, everyone's sung it before!
Even if you're this old, it's okay! You've sung it before!
Let's go with this one!
You're so out of tune!
Don't get it on!
Is it a little low?
It's not low or high!
It's not out of tune!
You're so out of tune!
It's not out of tune!
You're so out of tune!
It's out of tune!
It's getting better!
It's about time!
Let's fix it one by one!
Let's fix it properly!
Let's do our best!
Try and say "suh"!
Fart!
It's not a fart!
Fart! Fart! Fart!
It's not a fart!
Fart! Fart!
I'm gonna fart for a bit!
There's a lot of farts in my body!
Let me see!
Fart! Fart!
There's a lot of farts in my body!
Let me fart for a bit!
Let's fart!
I have a lot of farts!
I'm going up!
Hyokkori-han!
No, no, no.
It didn't go well.
It's true.
Hyokkori-han!
I didn't do Hyokkori-han.
I was in a hurry and did Hyokkori-han.
We are team mates.
It's not bad yet.
Chidori-san's score is...
It's good, isn't it?
With more than 90 points, the team battle is won!
Chidori-san, the representative of e-motion, is awarded with...
Here you go.
I feel like I got something in the middle.
You got tired, didn't you?
If it was fun, I'd do it all over again.
You were tired all the time.
It's good, isn't it?
I feel like I got something in the middle.
Chidori grasped the hearts of the children from the middle.
The team's victory is more than 90 points.
If it goes down, will the representative of e-motion regain his position?
What is Chidori's score?
61 points!
It's good!
The winner of the team battle is...
Choymai Comedian!
You did it!
But...
You did everything you could, Theo!
Let's ask the person who got the lowest score.
What wasn't fun about it?
Why did Hyokkori-han come out of nowhere?
She's talking a lot!
That's right!
When you say "over there is Heneo Dazs", the real joke is about Mone.
Really?
When you're doing it like this, you can't take it.
I thought it was Mone, but Hyokkori-han came out.
It's a bad joke.
That's the case.
And again this time, the punishment is Jumbo.
Jumbo!
How was it this time?
Hikaru, I don't want you to sing anymore.
What is that?
If you sing it properly, you'll get 2 points.
Who was the funniest today?
I think I was the strongest.
She's addicted!
I think it was Nobuyaki-san.
You were blue in "sunday", weren't you?
No, I wasn't.
I think it was Eddy-san in rehearsal.
We all thought it was Eddy-san.
Eddy's introduction!
Genius introduction!
I've never seen that!
It was funny.
Was that the funniest?
I want to see Eddy-san's joke later.
As a result, Ikesaki was the last one to sell and Choymai won.
It's called "Abase-suberi", which is unprecedented.
At first, it was weird.
It made a "tsuuun" sound.
It was a sound I've never heard before.
But among us, the one who laughed the most was our show's AD.
Shibasaki Inoue.
Shibasaki Inoue?
Seriously, what did you do?
But you look like you're having fun.
Your smile is nice.
Did you have an answer?
I was so surprised that I laughed at the first one.
What did you do?
You looked like you were going to do something.
What did you do when you laughed at the first one?
#nozoki
Who was it?
#nozoki
It was #nozoki!
It was Shinomiya.
That's interesting.
It's hard to decide what you like.
What will you do?
Will you come out next time?
At least call me #nozoki.
Please call me #nozoki.
Chishi went somewhere with Miyazon's summer new work "cucumber".
In the middle of nature, with staff and cycling, they filmed various scenes.
Can I take a picture with you?
Yes.
Kind Miyazonya.
You're kind.
It looks like you're in trouble.
Shonburi Miyazon.
Laughing and proud new sense prank!
Let's go!
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