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If there were only 15 men and women like this on earth, who would you like to become a couple with?
Popular male entertainers and unpopular female entertainers will continue to survive!
I forgive you!
Kai, who used to be only beautiful, used to go around the male audience once in a while.
You're ugly, aren't you?
This time, they're female entertainers who are ugly when they're together.
When did you do that?!
And they're both male, so it's very difficult to choose!
Who will be born as a couple?!
Ultimate Love Simulation, Love Maget!
Mr. Daigi, this Love Maget is your first appearance.
Yes, it's my first time.
It's difficult for juniors, isn't it?
It's difficult for them to see you as an alien.
I thought it was difficult, but after thinking about it for about five minutes, I thought of you right away.
But you're all attractive people.
I thought of you right away.
So, it's been a while since we saw you in London.
Only Love Maget will definitely appear!
I like that!
Aren't you going to do something about it?
You two, too, Chidori.
Yes.
Comedians have eyes for women.
That's right.
I'd like to be chosen by someone like that.
That's nice of you.
I'm not like that kind of woman.
It's been a while since Asian girls have appeared in a duo.
Ganbaruru, Asagaya sisters, Onee-san, and others.
These are their strongest members.
Let's find out what kind of couple they are!
Switch, on!
The first stage is for everyone to choose their favorite member.
It's full of shyness.
The shock is huge, too.
I'm embarrassed.
I'd like you to stop being shy.
What's wrong, Daiki-san?
I can't stop sweating.
Why are you so nervous?
Everyone in front of the TV, who will you choose?
First of all, Daiki-san, who can't stop sweating.
Stop it! Stop it!
Daiki-san.
Stop it! Stop it!
Stop being a top bander!
From a distance, it's NHK's Arthur's face.
Now, Daiki-chi-sensei, who is a popular guy who breaks his age,
If there are seven of you, who will you choose?
Arthur! Arthur! Arthur!
Arthur! Arthur!
Mr. Ikichi is our first mission!
Thank you!
My hands are sweating!
Mine, too!
Mr. Ikichi, you look like you're about to eat your face!
That's right!
Why?
Because we're close in age,
we'll probably be 15,
and I think we'll get along with everyone,
but when it's just the two of us at night,
I think it's best to talk to
my sister, I think,
because we're close in age.
I want to think about the two of you.
Before we press the button,
I'm sure you'll think about a lot of things,
but how far have you imagined
the kiss and where it ends?
That's right.
For now, it's more than "that's".
But it's already...
It's already gone.
Then,
I'd like to see what happens.
Will the couple be formed?
The woman who's already pressed the button...
If it's Mr. Ikichi,
will the couple be formed?!
Daikichi-san, your older sister is jealous of you.
She's been watching you for 10 years.
What's so painful about it?
Why? What was your reaction like at first?
You were happy, weren't you?
Don't let this radio wave spread in the NHK area.
What's the influence?
The 45-year-old glasses woman who successfully shook the popular Daikichi-sensei.
Next up is Kazu.
Kazu...
Who is it?
I don't know.
A bisexual and muscular Kazu-reiza.
If it's these 7 people, who will it be?
The older sister!
She's popular.
Wow!
From you two...
Thank you.
Really?
She's kind from day to day.
And she's gentle and elegant inside and out.
So I think she's the one you should spend a lot of time with.
I'm attracted to that kind of thing.
But I can imagine a lot of things.
How much did you imagine?
I can even imagine Jinan's name.
His second name is George, but I don't know if I should use it as a katakana or not.
He's thinking about it a lot.
Daikichi-san has a complicated feeling about it.
I can't see Kazu-reiza's opposition.
Who is it?
Let's see.
Will it be a couple?
The older sister will shake hands with the younger sister.
She is a bad woman.
She played with me.
She is popular.
She is very popular.
Who does that popular woman like?
I want to know.
Is she a bad woman?
She is very bad woman.
They are going to shake hands.
I have lived for 45 years and shake hands with two men for the first time in a day.
Thank you very much.
She is a good woman who has been around for many years.
Next is Daigo.
Daigo.
I'm embarrassed.
Who does Daigo like?
Daigo likes...
What is this?
You have a strong sense of seriousness, don't you?
Do you want me to do it seriously?
Do you have a stronger sense of seriousness?
Mahiru, do you have a sense of seriousness?
Mahiru is really cute and I want her to smile a lot.
I have never said this to a girl, but I want to eat her.
Do you want me to eat her?
No, Mahiru won't do it.
I'm happy.
Do you want me to eat her?
I want her to eat me.
What will happen?
Do you want me to eat her?
I really want to...
I want to walk with her.
Are you okay?
You look like Mario Brothers.
I feel sorry for you.
Let's see the result.
Their reaction was good.
Will they become a couple?
Gachi is being hit!
This is Gachi's hit.
You were Gachi when you were shy.
Gachi is shy.
Next is Takahashi.
Shigeo-san!
If you miss, Gachi will do it.
Gachi is fine!
Now, who is Takahashi thinking of?
Mr. Gachi said...
Are you serious?
Don't say that!
Are you serious?
I know how good Mahiru is.
I know how cute Mahiru is.
Why Mahiru?
Mahiru is cute like a small animal.
Anyway, she is cute.
I'm happy.
We often see Mahiru and Yoshiko together.
I think Mahiru and Yoshiko can live together.
We can live together.
I once saw Mahiru in the bath.
Mahiru's skin was beautiful.
Mahiru's skin is smooth.
The texture of the skin is important.
What else do you want from Mahiru?
I like Mahiru.
Mahiru has 700 likes.
I want to see the result.
I'm scared.
Will they be a couple?
Mahiru is popular.
Mahiru!
The new couple Mahiru and Daigo and Takahashi didn't met yet.
After the couple rifle, what will they say to each other?
Now, let's see what will happen to Yurian behind Takahashi.
I want to talk about it!
Who on earth is Yullian?!
Yullian!
Nobu!
Thank you!
It wasn't Nakaoka, it was Nobu!
I'm sorry!
What was it like?
Without Nobu-san, I don't know how I would have lived!
You don't have to feel that way!
You love him!
Yes!
Will their feelings reach Nobu-san?!
Will they become a couple?!
After all, Nobu-san was too good for me!
With that, Nobu chose Yulian.
I chose her very seriously. I thought about it for a long time.
Who do you have feelings for?
Nobu said...
Nobu-san!
This is serious!
This is so serious you can't even watch it!
This is serious!
I've had feelings for her since I was young and in the theater.
It's been a long time.
It's been about 20 years.
I keep thinking about her.
It's been a long time since her debut.
She's also my senior.
It's rude of me to choose her.
I feel like she chose me.
What do you like about her?
She has a strong inner side.
There's a side that pulls you in.
She looks like she'd have fun on a date.
She's beautiful.
Her face...
Her face is really beautiful.
It's embarrassing.
Let's see the results.
Will they become a couple?
Is it possible?
No way!
Is it impossible?
It's a very expensive flower, so I wanted to challenge it thinking it was an expensive flower.
Next is Koji!
Koji!
I'm nervous!
Brilliant's blonde Koji, who is active on both sides of Goolson!
Who is this handsome man who is very popular with girls?
If there are seven of them, who will he choose?
Sumida-san!
Koji!
You called me by my dog's name.
Koji!
I think Sumida-san is beautiful in the first place.
First of all, I like her face.
Koji?
You put a lot of effort into Sumida-san!
Also, I think Sumida-san is a girl.
So, I want to protect her with my whole body.
Did you see Sumida-san yesterday?
She said she wanted to protect him.
I want to go in here.
Now, let's see.
Will they become a couple?
They are a couple!
Koji!
Sumida-san is shaking his hand.
Koji!
You called me by my dog's name.
Koji!
But, it's different.
There is a lot of psychological damage.
That's all for the first round.
The first stage is no couple.
It's a little off.
That means, if you press the button now, you can't become a couple.
You didn't become a couple.
So, the second stage.
Will they get their feelings back?
Or will they change partners?
Pay attention to the members' movements!
First, Sumida.
She expressed her feelings just now.
Who did Sumida choose?
Her feelings worked!
It's okay.
I've never been told "I love you".
So, I'm conscious of it.
She's boring!
I'll press it.
She said it!
I tried to be conscious of it.
It's possible.
She's so straightforward.
Will they become a couple?
Is Koji pressing Sumida?
No way!
This is totally "like it and get dumped"
The coolest pattern
Yes, you like me, don't you?
Let's go for the second time
Get dumped
So, Koji thought it's impossible
and went to another place, didn't he?
Yes, he did
Next is Nobu!
Yes
Did he change his mind?
At the first stage, Yurian also said "no"
Nobu was dumped
Who is he thinking of?
I want to do something about it today!
What's wrong with you?
You said "no" for the second time,
so you thought he would change his mind
because you said "no" for the first time?
I believed so
After I said it,
he changed his mind a lot
He must have been conscious of it
I thought he was like that
Will they become a couple?
Did Nobu change his mind?
It's his second time
Did Nobu change his mind?
It's over
I'm sorry
You're terrible!
I can't see you in another place!
You like me, don't you?
I'll keep watching you!
Next, Daikichi-san
And Kaz!
And Takahashi-san!
Three of you!
Who are you thinking of?
Three of you?
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Who do you have feelings for?
No way!
Wow!
Sis!
What's wrong, sis?
She was popular!
She is popular, actually!
She is popular!
She is popular among us!
But, Daiki and Kaz haven't changed their mind.
What kind of feelings did you have for Takashi?
I don't think I can do it in the middle of the day.
I said it so many times, but I thought she wasn't me.
She is your sister.
You like it in the middle of the day, don't you?
It's light.
Right?
It's okay for your feelings to change, but what do you like about her?
When we worked together, I thought she was really pure.
But, when I saw her being popular with others,
she was definitely my ideal type of charisma.
No, no, no, Mahiru is different! Mahiru is different!
Your "ohetsu" is amazing!
Ohe-san, please tell us what kind of feeling you have!
When you saw people asking you for something, you looked like a good woman,
so your "ohetsu" went to its max!
I never thought of you like that!
Daikichi, you did it for the second time, too.
It was a disappointing result.
The first reaction I got was...
I thought I could do better.
You should never forget it.
I thought I could do better.
So, I did it again.
Kaz, you did it for the second time.
Of course, I did it again.
I don't care.
There is a man who just learned how to talk.
What is his name?
His name is George, and he is Yuichiro.
They are totally different.
Let's see the result.
Will they become a couple?
Someone, please come.
Someone...
Wow!
This is a standing ovation that has never been done before!
Everyone is happy.
Wow!
It's a couple who have been blessed by everyone.
But I'm glad you didn't give up.
Yes, that's right.
Now, sister.
Yes. Actually, from the first stage, I was very lost.
So, I'm sorry, but at first I let another person enter a little, but...
Could it be me?
No, no.
What's wrong?
Thank you!
You're welcome. Thank you very much.
Now, please hold hands and go to the couple seat.
Both of you...
My hands are sweaty.
Both of you have a handkerchief, right?
You're a lovely couple, aren't you?
You're a lovely couple.
Yes, we are.
Congratulations!
Which way do you want to go?
You're wearing clothes.
You look like a married couple.
Oh, I'm sorry.
You can go even if you're called by your in-laws.
Do you want to see cherry blossoms?
Somehow, they managed to pass the first stage.
Happily, the first couple...
The second round ends here.
There are 6 to 7 left.
Now, for the third stage...
First of all...
The fifth...
On the first stage, the fifth...
Congratulations!
The fifth one to bring their feelings...
is this person!
Mahiru, well, to be honest, you were bad just now, and I'm sure you like different people, so I think there's a high chance you'll be bad.
But even so, if I were to go to another girl, I wouldn't want to see you cry.
Is that it?
I was wondering if you were popular because you went through all of them.
No, not all of them.
Everyone adores you.
Mahiru, do you want to see Mahiru cry?
You're a fake "one of them", aren't you?
A fake "one of them" is the worst.
Mahiru is also called "one of them" among comedians.
Where is it?
Now, I'd like to show you the results.
Will you become a couple?
Yes.
He's going to be rejected, right?
Well, except for me, it's impossible!
Next up is Koji!
Alright!
In the first stage, Sumida attacks and he's rejected.
In the second stage, Koji rejects Sumida's confession.
Who on earth did Koji choose?
Again, Koji!
He doesn't lie to himself anymore!
That's a lot!
Where did you go last time?
Sumida again!
Well, I don't want to lie to myself anymore.
If Miho likes me, I'm going to tell her everything!
Really?!
Daiki-sensei said something good! Right, sensei?!
You know, you're really tiny!
He's only copying the map!
I'm telling you, you're really tiny!
Alright! Let's see the results!
Will they be a couple?
Ah!
Please forgive me!
Wow!
That was amazing!
It's not that easy!
You look like you're saying it's not that easy!
I knew you'd come!
Let's go!
But I want to chase you more and more.
Men and women, there are places like that, right?
There are, right?
Yes, there are.
Next up, Takahashi.
Ah, you too!
You too!
This man is the most excited.
If it's this member...
On the first stage,
Mahiro was called out and rejected.
I'm sorry!
On the second stage,
Asagaya-onee-san was rejected.
Miko and Takahashi were left out.
Let's take a look.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!
No, it's not Hana-chan!
Huh?
Sit down!
It's not my fault! It's Denshoku-san's fault!
It's Hana-chan's fault!
It's Yoshiko!
Yoshiko!
Is there anyone who suits this vivid pink?
That's true.
Now, you're taking it in an interesting direction,
but if you make it cute when you're on a date, you can make it even cuter.
Do you understand?
You can make your hair into a ponytail.
A ponytail?
You can make your hair into a ponytail!
Like this?
How is it?
Cancel that.
Cancel the ponytail.
A double ponytail might be better.
A double ponytail.
A twin.
A twin ponytail.
That's strong!
Is it cute?
It's cute!
You like it, don't you?
It's funny even if you say "stop it"!
You like that kind of thing, don't you?
Excuse me.
Excuse me, Yoshiko-san.
Now, you're taking it in an interesting direction,
but if you make it into a couple, you can make it even cuter.
Cancel it!
Can we go back to Mahiru again?
Can we go back?
You can go wherever you like.
You can go wherever you like,
but if you're trying to use a woman to get away from her,
that's not good!
You have to tell her how you feel!
I thought Yoshiko was cute...
Next up is Kazu Reiza.
Oh, he's gone.
Oh, me?
Some of you left earlier.
I thought about it and woke up.
Who did Kazu choose?
Oh!
Why are you standing there quietly?
I was taken aback earlier.
The celebrity I've been told I look like is...
Michihamro Kiyomiya!
You shouldn't have said that.
Stay here and pay me!
My partner, Kawase Meijin and others...
Even if they treat me like a bad guy...
I don't complain about it at all.
I think I'm happiest when I'm with a woman like that.
What about their appearance?
Their appearance is also like a little devil.
Their cuteness and charisma.
Let's see the results.
Will they become a couple?
This is amazing.
This is the best.
This is a real feeling.
Hana-chan, why did you choose this?
This has always been first place.
Is that so?
This has always been first place.
I put this in like a sister.
I was excited about it.
When I saw it as a man, I thought that if it was the Stone Age, I would get the meat of a mammoth.
That's right.
If I couldn't get the meat of a mammoth, I thought I would get the meat of a fish.
At night, I chose this because I thought it would hold me gently with this steel body.
You have a great sense of balance.
You've been going straight all the time.
I'm happy.
You've been thinking about it all the time.
I chose number five for the first time.
That's why some of your thoughts are...
It's in my head.
I didn't expect it at all.
Masked Kaz and Universe Hara became a couple.
I'm happy.
You two look good together.
Daikichi, how do you feel now?
I'd like to feel Komiya's presence soon.
Please open it.
He's a mysterious man.
Before you say, "Please be successful," please open it.
I'm the only one who thinks, "Open it! Open it!"
The third round ends here.
There are five to six left.
Next is the fourth stage.
Since there are a lot of men, it will be left at the end.
Pay attention to how to get out of here.
First is Koji.
Is it back or what happened?
In the first stage, Sumida is dumped.
In the second stage, Sumida is dumped.
In the third stage, Koji is dumped by Sumida again.
I thought about it.
It is important to be honest with your feelings now.
As a result of being honest, it became like this.
What kind of expression is this?
They have tried it many times.
Will they become a couple?
Koji's feelings have finally reached Sumida.
Koji, you are late.
Of course, there were many things.
There were many things between them.
As a result of being honest, it became like this.
The 4th stage will continue.
Babaazono, and Yuria.
From girls.
Babaazono, who was knocked down twice in a row in the 1st and 2nd stages.
On the other hand, Yuria, who was knocked down in the 1st stage.
Yuria, who was knocked down in the 1st stage.
Who did they choose?
Here they are!
Where did this love go?
So, Babaazono-san.
I heard that it's happier to be chased than to be chased.
Babaazono-san, Babaazono-san, you've said it many times.
Now, Yuria.
At first, I've always liked Babaazono-san.
In the 2nd stage, actually, I chose someone else.
But, as I said, it was hard while someone else was saying it.
Is that so?
Because you're lying to yourself.
I like Babaazono-san very much.
Cute!
Now, will it be a couple marriage?
Yuria!
You've changed!
What? I've changed?
I've changed?
You're lying!
What do you mean?
Babaazono-san, first of all, I'm sorry.
Even though you've said it many times,
you've finally said it to another woman.
I'm sorry, Babaazono-san.
I'm really sorry about this.
The 4th couple marriage.
Congratulations!
When I first came here, I wanted to say that I wanted to get rid of the feelings that Yurian had for Nobu as soon as possible, didn't you think so?
I was struck by Yurian's feelings.
Yurian's passionate feelings were answered by the fourth cuttlefish.
The fourth round ends here. There are three rounds left.
Next is the fifth stage.
First, Nakaoka.
And...
Komiya!
This is where the battle begins.
Who do you have in mind?
I got a lot.
Now we know what you think.
Actually, I've known you for a long time.
Really?
I've known you for a long time.
You like Babazono-san, but you say you like Sumida-san.
That's not good.
Babazono-san has something that I don't have.
For example?
I don't have much height.
You are tall.
What else?
You are like a family member.
You can cook well.
Even if you are alone, you can cook for each other.
You can cook for each other.
What do you think?
Why do you ignore me?
I'm asking you, Babazono-san.
Babazono-san, you are right.
You are a woman.
You are tall and you look...
You are an arrogant man.
You are tall and you look arrogant.
You are an arrogant man.
You are cute and you are nice.
You are right.
When you run, she keeps up with you.
You're doing it
You're keeping up with me
I can run faster
You're keeping up with Chenkai
You're repeating the same thing
You're keeping up with me
Let's see the result
Will they be a couple?
Unfortunately, you two have been rejected.
Next up is Daigo.
First stage, third stage and twice rejected, Daigo.
Daigo.
Who do you think Daigo is?
What is this?
From the very beginning, you can only see Mahiru.
Only Mahiru.
There are still a lot of things you haven't eaten yet, right?
Yes, there are.
Let's go eat those things.
What do you mean?
I'm sorry, we can't get an answer from them yet.
Was it because you had feelings for the first time, or have you always been Mahiru?
One-fla.
One-fla was Sumi-nei.
Sumi-chan...
She's really popular, isn't she?
When Sumi-chan and I were young, when we were in our 20s,
we would go to a young people's theater and drink at our seniors' house.
When we went home together, we would ride a bicycle together.
Sumi-nei was riding behind me and I was riding my bicycle.
Sumi-chan said to me, "Daigo, let's go for a detour."
That's cute!
I said, "Daigo, let's go for a detour," and I remembered!
I thought, "Ah, Sumi-nei is riding behind me!"
I suddenly remembered that detour episode!
And now we're back together.
As I thought, it was Cathy and Mahiru.
Let's see if they'll become a couple.
Go ahead!
I knew it was Mahiru!
I'm sorry, Mahiru!
Not at all!
I know how you feel, Daigo-san, and I've been telling everyone else,
but I want you to eat my lips.
I want you to eat my lips.
I'll eat your lips somewhere else.
It's not a kiss.
It's more than a kiss.
It's the highest level of a kiss.
You're a veteran.
Mahiru and Daigo became a couple with little experience in love and finally broke up.
In the sixth stage, Takahashi and Nakaoka chose Asian Babazono.
As a result, Nakaoka and Babazono became a couple.
No way!
As a result, Ragumageddon also came to an end.
In the last stage, only Takahashi and Nakaoka were left behind.
It's a little unexpected, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
It's going to be difficult from now on.
Are there only three people on earth?
It's a great star.
It's a great star, isn't it?
It's a good star, isn't it?
It's a good star.
In the last stage, Takahashi and Komiya, who did you choose?
It's coming.
It's going to be popular.
Yoshiko, from you two men...
Takahashi.
I've been telling Yoshiko about my feelings since the beginning.
What did you like about her?
She looked good in vivid pink.
And she could play with her hair.
And when she was with Yoshiko, she could go out for lunch with her.
Let's go together.
It's only three of us now.
Let's go together.
I'm happy about it.
I'm happy, too.
I didn't know you'd say that.
Thank you.
Yoshiko.
She's cute.
She's clapping her hands.
She's cute.
Komiya-san, you chose her, but what do you like about her?
When she came out of Osaka,
the first thing she said was "it's me", right?
And she greeted me like that.
At that time, her voice was really sexy.
Her voice...
Komiya-san, Komiya-san, what do you like about her?
Well... She's...
She's...
Can I say it once?
Can you not say it from your clothes?
So, she has beautiful hair.
And she's...
She's like Yamato Nadeshiko,
she's like Yamato Nadeshiko, the representative of Japanese women.
Yes, that's right.
It's okay. You can say whatever you want.
No, Takashi-san, you're saying it too much.
No, no, no.
What do you mean "no"?
Because...
It's not Takashi!
It's Yakerohara!
Yakerohara...
It's Yakerohara!
It's Yashiko!
Let's look at the results!
Please!
Will they be a couple?
Let's look at the results!
Please!
Will they be a couple?
On earth, there are only these two men.
Could it be Yashiko?
Takashi and Komiya, which one of you would like to be a couple with?
Yashiko!
What's with that look?
I did it
Thank you
It was Komiya
Thank you
I'm sorry
It was Komiya
I'm sorry
You were lost
I was lost
Takahashi-san came
But we didn't get along
I thought it was Komiya-san
What do you like about Komiya?
Legs
It's surprising
You like legs
Where do you like?
Hair
You like legs and hair
You can be a couple
Please hold hands
Congratulations
Yes
So
The last one on earth is
Takahashi
I was lost
It was a complete strategy mistake
I didn't think about Yoshiko that much
Next time
Only Love Magedon will come
I like it
I like it and I'm serious about it
Love Magedon allergy
Next time
Only Love Magedon will come
I like it and I'm serious about it
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