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Tonight's topic is "Shin-yaba".
In order to discover talented people who are likely to be active in the future programs,
young entertainer No. 10 is working hard.
Thank you, Mr. Shi.
It's like traveling with a woman who lives in Nishinomiya.
She's a shocker from the audience.
There are eight people I like.
She searches for characters and human nature with snapshots.
I really like you. Please do it for me.
And for some reason, she confessed her love to him.
The answer is...
"Shin-yaba" by Rotten Hearts.
To be honest, many young entertainers don't know who we are.
But I don't think you know why we invited you here.
I haven't heard about it in detail.
That's amazing.
That's a lot of energy.
Ariyoshi, do you know anyone among us?
I know quite a lot of people.
But I don't know their names.
You only know their names.
What about you, Nicole?
I'm sorry, but I don't know anyone.
You don't know anyone?
I don't know anyone, so I'm curious.
She's curious.
I'm curious.
Don't tell me what I'm doing.
Between ratings of 1.0 and 1.5...
Oh, my.
14 young entertainers who are known for their great sense of humor are here with us today.
Will these young entertainers be able to make a name for themselves in the future?
Based on the testimony of these young entertainers, let's go and find out!
Are you a young entertainer who's having a good time, or is "impossible" also true?
It's true!
It's not a young entertainer's face!
Since you're in a London house, there might be some harsh comments in your testimony.
It's coming from the end.
If you're having a hard time talking, or if you feel like you're not doing well, or if you feel like you're out of breath,
we'd like you to edit and cut out all of it.
But even though you called us out here today, we're not going to dig too deep or carefully.
I see.
If you think it sounds interesting, please ask us more and more questions.
If you think it's too much, we might not broadcast it.
So we'll end it quietly.
Now, we'd like to get started.
First, we'd like to introduce this "next break" entertainer.
Who is it?
Yoshimoto, born in 1995, Ganbareruya.
I've never seen a right shortcut before.
Long hair is important.
Both of them have unforgettable and intense looks.
The same year, Yurian's masking collection was sold out.
They're determined to take a step forward.
Will they be able to make a fresh start?
How cute!
Thank you very much!
Thank you, too!
How cute!
I'm happy to hear that.
Don't say things like that!
In order to find a character like Ganbareruya,
we've conducted a certain verification.
Let's watch that video right away.
Long hair's specialty, prank taxi.
Is it popular?
A slightly weak driver
is eager to hear about his private life and work.
This taxi.
What is this?
Actually, Ganbareruya had been watching the manga
because it seemed interesting.
Before they became popular in April,
they had been watching this prank.
That's amazing!
First of all, in the middle of the day...
Thank you for calling.
- The driver immediately... - I understand.
- Customer, are you doing something? - I've seen you somewhere before.
- Are you the cause of it? - It's hot.
- Yay! I knew it! - You look happy.
- Are you not used to being told "you're the cause of it" yet? - You look happy.
- Is there something you want to ask me? - I want to know.
- You're overreacting.
- "Tell me an interesting episode" and "you're overreacting" means...
- I live with my boyfriend now. We live together until we're 60.
- We eat together... - Yes.
- We take a bath together... - Yes.
- We sleep in the same bed. - Yes.
- And then... - Yes.
- The girls' days... - Yes.
- Began to align perfectly. - Wow!
- Wow!
- What are you saying to the taxi driver?
- Are you not with your boyfriend? - No, I'm not.
- You're not? - I don't have a boyfriend either.
- You've never had one? - I've never had one.
- Yay! - We're just friends.
- Don't say that! - Why not? - Don't say that to the driver!
- After their daily life stories, it's time for their jobs.
- Your salary has increased, hasn't it? - Not at all.
- Not at all? - No.
- How much do you get paid? - About 8,000 yen a month.
- 8,000 yen a month? - Yes.
- A month?! - I work part-time...
- Oh, you work part-time too? - Yes.
- What do you do at work? - I clean the river...
- What?! - What?!
- You do that?! - What's "cleaning the river"?
- She's eating something! - She's eating something!
- What is she eating?!
- She was eating a crunchy plum. - A crunchy plum?! - She gave it to the driver as a present.
- A smiling child is lovely. - That's true.
- When she praised him for his lovely smile... - Would you like some gum?
- She gave him some gum. - She's so kind!
- Then, she asked him to be quiet again. - Can you tell me what happened?
- Something like a gag? - Can we do a gag?
- Are you going to do it? - No. - Out of applause?
- I'll give you the one my dad gave me.
- Can you do it? - Can you do it?
- Sorry. - Sorry.
- Sorry, sorry. - Sorry, sorry.
- Let me slide. - Slide?!
- Sorry, sorry, sorry. - Sorry, sorry, sorry.
- She confidently confessed her private life and gave it to the customer. She was a kind Mahiru.
- Next, let's check out Yoshiko. - Yoshiko is kind too.
- She looks young to me. - But you're 27 years old. How old do you think you are?
- No, you look younger. - What? - Twenty... three...
- Oh, you're good! - You're good!
- She's a good driver and has a big smile. - You're really good.
- I think I've seen you somewhere. - Oh, you're right.
- On TV? - Oh, I'm an entertainer.
- Oh, you're an entertainer? - Yes.
- I'm Yoshiko of "Can you do it?" - Oh, you're good. - Good luck! - Thank you!
- I'm sure people will say that. - Don't say that.
- Mahiru can't hide her happiness that she was recognized as an entertainer.
- You two have a great smile. - All of a sudden?
- What's up? - What's up?
- She's drunk. - I'll open the door for you.
- Are you okay? - Yes, I'm fine.
- Wait for me. - It's cheap.
- Does your car smell cheap? - Yes, it does.
- My breath stinks lately. - I'm sorry about that.
- Kouman Kuchi.
The fact that her breath stinks is also true.
It's common between you two.
As she said earlier...
- What? - What? - What? - What? - What?
What is her love life like?
- Have you ever been in love? - No, I haven't.
- Oh, my... - Are you kidding me? - I'm serious.
But what does it mean?
- There are eight people I like. - Really?
- Is that so? - Also...
- A man... - Really?
Well... I love you with my eyes.
I love you with my ears, though.
Even though she has never had a boyfriend, she still loves him.
She has the same wish for Yoshiko as for Mahiru.
I want you to tell me a gag like you do.
I'll give you one.
Really?
I've never received one like this.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry...
That must be from your partner's dad!
I didn't open it on my own!
What?! They both picked up the same gag!
Just like their partners, Yoshiko didn't ask for anything in return.
Between you two, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry" is quite common.
Is it a common gag between you two?
It's a gag only for me.
Yoshiko-chan!
I didn't receive much, so I'll give you some.
Don't say such terrible things!
I wanted you to let me go already!
But, as Mahiru said, you two live together, right?
That's right.
In the middle of the night?
We came to Tokyo in May, so we have one more room now, but we still sleep together.
You two sleep together?
Yes, we sleep together.
So, Shiyuki sleeps with Yoshiko?
Even if I'm sometimes a little late, Yoshiko always comes to meet me.
I didn't lose!
If you can do it, it's not something you can start with!
I won't lose!
That's amazing.
Everything a taxi driver says, right?
I don't usually answer like that.
Right?!
I usually don't.
Don't you think it's a little annoying?
Yes, it's my first time.
What's wrong, Mahiru-chan?
What's wrong?
Mahiru-chan!
No, um... I was up in the air for a moment. Sorry.
Why?!
Fujimoto-san, talk now!
Fujimoto-senpai asked you a question!
So, you weren't up in the air for a moment, Mahiru-chan?
I'd like to introduce the other witnesses.
Information provider, co-worker of the same agency, Beni Shoga's Kumamoto professional wrestler.
The difference in their birthday presents is amazing.
Mahiru-chan gave Mahiru-chan a DVD box of Naoki Hanzawa,
but Mahiru-chan gave Mahiru-chan a self-drawn portrait of Mahiru-chan.
There's definitely a difference.
You got a DVD box of Naoki Hanzawa, right?
Yes.
That's quite expensive, isn't it?
It was quite expensive.
Why did you give it back like it was worth it?
Because it's free.
Um... I have a habit of skipping work.
That's terrible.
I skip work even though I don't have any money, so they owe me money.
I borrowed 400,000 yen.
I asked them to give it back.
Why did you spend so much money?
I didn't get any part-time jobs for about six months.
You borrowed money for six months.
If you spend 400,000 yen for six months, it's okay.
I borrowed 400,000 yen.
I borrowed 2,000 yen because I didn't have any money.
I forgot to return it the next day.
She said, "Why didn't you give it back?" and she got really angry.
Even though you borrowed money?
Even though you borrowed money, what do you think of it?
Um...
I'm sorry. It was a mess.
That's unfair!
That's an important point.
Listen to Yoshiko's complaint!
She's not trying to trample over 400,000 yen!
She said it was a mess.
Why does Yoshiko have so much money?
What do you think of it?
It's about the same time, isn't it?
What do you do for a living?
I go to work at night.
I work as a snack.
You work as a snack?
I worked as a housewife in Osaka.
That's amazing! You're excellent!
I'm a housewife, so I run a restaurant alone.
I open the restaurant's door and go home.
I'm sorry.
I go home and my mom says, "We don't have customers when you're here."
She made me go home early once a week.
You're a hard mother!
It's like you're in charge of everything.
She's a kind and caring person.
Will she be able to break even faster?
The next Next Break entertainer is Yoshimoto, born in 2002, Bruce Yang.
- I'm Taniguchi. - I'm Tanaka. - I'm Bruce!
- Both of them are still 24 years old. - Wow, they're young.
- You have to do your best! - Yeah, go!
- Nothing is too much! - Oh my godfather is here!
- Yoisho! - Yoisho!
- They've received a lot of new sense of humor, where you answer a gag with a gag. - Asahara Tabakumama!
- Yoisho! - This huge water bottle!
- They're definitely popular among middle and high school students now.
- Fujimoto-san, you like them a lot, don't you? - Well, I like them and like them a lot, but...
- But you get bored of them so fast! - That's what I'm most concerned about!
- But you have a lot of keywords you want to use, don't you? - Well, you're right.
- Can we see your collaboration work? - Collaboration work, you say?
- Thank you for the e-mail! - Yes, George Clooney, Tamago Toji!
- Yoisho! - And so, Fujimoto and Koran have also received a lot of buzzwords.
- Yeah, thank you for coming! - Yeah!
- Thank you for the e-mail! - Yes, George Clooney, Tamago Toji!
- Yes, Mariah Carey, Osaikomi! - Yoisho!
- Thank you!
- You understand! - You know about the system!
- It's me! - You know about the system!
- Thank you for the e-mail! - Thank you for the e-mail!
- Yes, George Clooney, Tamago Toji! - Yes, Kanamei Junni, Abise Geri!
- Yoisho! - Thank you!
- What about you, Junya? - Huh?
- I was surprised! - What's up with you?!
- What about you, Orehamato-san? - What do you mean?
- I think a cultured man would say that! - Well, it doesn't have a meaning!
You don't like it?
It's just energetic.
This is Fusuya.
It's not Fusuya.
Fusuya.
It's like Dodonpa.
Dodonpa.
Fusuya is popular among middle and high school students.
What kind of people are they?
People around me.
Taniguchi.
Information provider.
Axe bomber Nakamura.
Taniguchi has a girlfriend who has been living in Kobe for 3 years.
One festival day,
Taniguchi got a call from her saying "I want to eat baby castella. Can you go and buy it for me?"
Taniguchi was at work.
Taniguchi said "I can't go because I'm at work."
Taniguchi said "That's enough. Die."
Taniguchi got angry.
Taniguchi immediately blocked Taniguchi's LINE.
Taniguchi also refused Taniguchi's phone call.
Taniguchi stopped Taniguchi from contacting Taniguchi.
However,
Taniguchi invited Taniguchi to his LINE group.
Taniguchi apologized and made excuses for his group name.
Taniguchi told Taniguchi about his feelings.
Taniguchi thought Taniguchi was getting used to Taniguchi's fights.
First of all, you have a girlfriend, right?
We've been childhood friends since 2nd grade of elementary school.
Taniguchi often blocks me on LINE.
He blocks me on LINE more than 100 times.
When I get blocked on LINE,
I make a LINE group.
You use your group name and show it on your group.
I make a LINE group.
Asuka, I'm sorry. I'm going to buy baby castella again.
I make a LINE group.
Whenever a group invites me,
I send a message.
It's the only way to contact me.
But she wants you to do that and make it work.
That's right.
But you can't do it now, right?
You can't do it now?
You haven't updated it, right?
I haven't updated it.
If you update it, you can't use it anymore.
Yesterday, I went to Okayama for work.
I didn't get a reply saying, "Do you need a souvenir from Okayama?"
Hey!
I said, "Do you need a souvenir from Okayama?"
She said, "I haven't replied yet, so don't text me back. It makes me feel bad. Die!" and blocked me again.
She said, "I haven't replied yet, so don't text me back."
She's like a piece of shit.
No, she's not! Don't say that! Don't say that!
I, Tatoya-senpai, will never forgive anyone who makes fun of Asuka!
Don't say that about Asuka!
However, there is shocking information that will drive Taniguchi into a corner!
There is also this kind of information!
A senior from the same agency, Namafarao Asuma...
"Anyway, I love her and if I'm going to marry her, it has to be her," he usually says,
but in reality, he's quite fond of girls and has other girls he's interested in.
Just recently, he went on a trip with a girl with a tattoo on her waist who lives in Nishinomiya.
What?!
No, I'm telling you!
A trip?!
What?!
Asuka! You said you love Asuka!
No, I'm completely out of it.
She's out of it.
A trip is out of it.
Her partner is a cab driver.
Since Taniguchi doesn't have any money, he spends most of his money on girls,
and Taniguchi only uses 3,000 yen.
Are you serious?!
His destination is Kinosaki Onsen.
He's really exposed!
That's what that congressman said!
He's crying.
You were crying too, weren't you, Asuka?
Die, Suzupurosuke! I'm crying.
Girls are popular with the old-fashioned way of thinking.
No, no, no!
Girls are popular with the old-fashioned way of thinking.
The next entertainer is...
He is from Masuki Entertainment. He has been active for 9 years.
His name is Mogura.
Which do you like better, sea or mountains?
Sea!
Why?
Because it tastes good.
Are you stupid?
I'm not stupid!
They are fighting in the middle of a live show.
Are you a kid?
His thin glasses are his way of saying "hi".
His bad-looking face is his funny way of saying "hi".
You used to be the president of an entertainment company, didn't you?
I used to be the president of an entertainment company.
They are in the same agency as Komiya.
They both have their own stories.
It's difficult.
The other day, Tomoshige picked up Abema's album cover.
Is it this one?
He rushed to the G-Cut gradual.
But you got it right.
You are bright and cute.
Don't shoot me!
You are very kind.
I don't like it!
You don't like it?
I'm getting weird.
I'm scared!
Are you getting weird?
I'm getting weird.
Are you getting weird?
In the end, he transformed into a wolf.
Now, Tomoshige.
Yes!
The same agency's junior, Super New New's Furuya Inaya.
Oh, it's Surya Inaya.
After this, let's see Tomoshige's surprising action!
The agency's junior, U-beam, when he went out for a meal with Tomoshige-san,
seemed to be harassed.
When he was eating in this store and when he was about to go home, he suddenly closed the exit and couldn't get out and said "let's go to my house"
or "let's go to my house" and he was eating hard, but he finally got out of the store.
U-beam is there, right?
U-beam is not there anymore!
It's not "he's not there anymore", Tomoshige!
Is it?
U-beam will explain the situation at that time in detail.
I really couldn't get out of the store and I thought "this is bad", but I said "let's go home, let's go home" and somehow got out of the store.
Then he said "let's go to my house, let's go to my house" and I thought "this is bad" and there was a donki nearby and I thought "let's roll with donki"
You can't roll with donki!
Well, it's a meal, so...
It's thin, it's thin.
Then he said "I'll go with you" and he said "buy me anything you like" and I thought "this is bad" and I said "it's fine, it's fine" but he was persistent and I thought "let me buy it" and I put make-up tools and other things.
That's bad.
Then he said "is this fine? There's a brand on the first floor, so let's go" and I thought "this is bad" and I said "this is fine" and I bought it and I got out of the store and I had a bike and he was carrying it...
So you couldn't run away.
He was carrying his bike and my bike...
It's not good for people to run away, so let's run away with bikes!
That's bad!
I think it's scary.
It's scary, isn't it?
In the first place, when I contacted you and told you to drink with me, you said "I'll drink with a few people, so come here" and...
So you're lying and you're getting involved?
I think you're the worst!
No, it's not like that!
I used to listen to your stories a lot in the past.
At that time...
I can't listen to you anymore!
I'm scared, I'm scared!
Don't give up!
I'm scared, I'm scared!
Don't give up!
I used to listen to your stories!
It's like you're looking at yourself in the past.
Don't give up!
I'm not giving up!
I've been doing it since the opening!
What are you so happy about?
So you look like that and you're like my Sugiyama or Tsumishita?
No!
You're pure, aren't you?
It's not like I have a lot of money.
If you don't follow me for financial reasons...
I don't think girls will like me.
I think you're lying when you say that.
Can you really say that to Director Ryu?
I can't say it!
Nicole, what do you think of Tomoshige?
He's pretty serious.
I'm serious too.
If you don't like him, most of the girls in the world like you.
That's bad.
Find something good about Tomoshige.
He's round.
He's cute.
He's cute?
He has a puffy face.
That's not it!
Tomoshige is a mogul writer with a strong woman's obsession.
Is he popular?
The next next-break entertainer is...
He's from Yoshimoto.
He's been active for five years.
His name is Shimofuri Myoujo.
Myoujo?
He imitates Seiya, a bokeh comedian.
It's Ogurishun-san from "Spoon".
Ogurishun-san from "Spoon" looks like Soshina.
Soshina?
Soshina is middle-aged.
He's the same age as Kazuraser.
He's from the same company.
His name is Intei.
Intei.
And he's a young Kansai comedian.
He won the ABC Comedy Grand Prix.
Now, he's a silent next-generation manzai actor.
This place is really interesting.
Manzai is my specialty.
Really.
"Ganbareruuya" was really popular.
I'm nervous.
I can't stop crying.
But we provide information.
That's where it starts.
Please give me a good one.
Calm down.
There's no good one.
First, we provide information about Seiya, a bokeh comedian.
Information provider, senior comedian of the agency, Nagisa of Amaco Inter.
Oh, Nagisa-san.
- I didn't know you before. - I didn't know you before.
You're too clumsy and you get fired from all kinds of part-time jobs.
When you worked at an izakaya, you couldn't break an unbelievable number of plates
or fold both ends of toilet paper and make a triangle,
and you got fired for tearing it by hand and making a messy triangle.
When you worked at an udon restaurant, you got fired for serving customers without putting noodles in,
and you got fired for breaking an unbelievable number of plates.
- What? - You're young.
For fox udon or raccoon udon, you can see if there are noodles in it.
But for curry udon, you can't see whether there are noodles in it or not.
- You can't see whether there are noodles in it or not. - That's right.
- You can't tell whether there are noodles in it or not. - That's right.
So you can have a large serving and a small serving.
- Two large servings. - Two large servings.
One day, a customer looked at me like I was angry and said,
What's this? There's nothing in it. There's no noodles in it.
And I said, "Oh, I'm sorry. This is how we do it in this restaurant."
And I was like, "Please go ahead and cut it up later."
But one time, it was an employee who came to eat.
He came to eat.
And he said, "If you're going to do this, do it properly."
And I said, "Okay." And the next week, I got too excited and cut up 40 plates in an instant.
- That's amazing. - Forty?
- How can you cut up 40 plates in one go? - You can't cut up plates in one go.
- You cut them up in one go? - Um, Atsushi, you're not wrong at all.
- It's strange that you cut them up in one go. - Yeah.
- Then I'll explain. - No, you don't need to.
- What are you talking about? - You don't need that kind of nonsense.
So I try to cut up a bowl or a rack with a plate on top of it.
If one of them breaks, it'd take me about one second.
But a 40-plate plate takes like ten seconds.
And by then, my manager had started cutting up already.
- You're just coming up, huh? - Exactly.
- It's unavoidable, you know? - I know.
Even if I can't break toilet paper or coffee, I can't break it!
What do you mean you can't break it? You just have to break it into triangles.
I can't fold my hair well.
But it's not strange at all why you're doing it, Atsushi.
What's with that conversation?
You're the one who comes in between.
No, I want to take a chance.
You don't have a chance there.
I'm not talking to you at all.
What is it?
Chance.
That's not it either.
Do you think you can't make a chance?
It's a quick decision, though.
Stop it! It's sad!
Stop it!
I promise you I'm not making fun of you.
It's different.
You don't need a promise you're not making fun of me for.
Now, Soshina.
Yes.
She's a senior at the same agency as me.
She got her degree from Okuda.
Stop it.
Soshina is tall.
She's smart enough to enter the same company as Kazu Razer.
On top of that, she's only 19 years old.
She won an All That's Manzai award.
She looks like a perfect human being.
But she's actually still a virgin.
And she has a perfect square shape.
That's right!
She's done for.
Perfect?
Perfect square shape.
She's a perfect human being.
She doesn't even look good.
You're not a virgin, are you?
I'm not a virgin.
You're married, aren't you?
I have a perfect square shape.
Perfect square shape?
I don't look good.
Not at all.
What about when you stand up?
When I stand up, I don't look good.
But when I stand up and take a breath,
I look like a snowman with my head down.
A snowman?
Yes, I'm a snowman.
Is that possible?
Yes.
When she had surgery, she got a lot of money from the government.
The insurance worked.
It was a big surgery.
Finally, we have you.
We finally have you.
You got an ABC award, too.
How much is it?
One million yen.
How many operations can you do?
I can't do it in one operation.
I can't do it in many operations.
Why don't you go for an operation with Yamazaki?
He's doing it for business.
He's a man who always wants to be in good shape.
Will he be able to use his big shoulders and good shape in the future debate?
The next entertainer who will be on "Next Break" is...
A third-year entertainer who has been in the entertainment industry for three years, Ika-chan.
She is a top entertainer who sings pop songs and makes people laugh.
Mr. Stark! You're a little cat-eyed, but you have a cute smile.
She is too cute for a gay couple, and she is also very popular with female version of Mia Zong.
Ika-chan's information.
Thank you.
She is a senior of the same agency, Drunk Dragon, Tsukaji.
Oh, Tsukaji-san!
Ika-chan recommended Ika-chan when I had an offer to introduce my junior who is about to have a break.
Ika-chan, who was called for the meeting of the recording, said that she was happy even though she hadn't decided to appear yet.
You were happy just by having a meeting?
No, it's not like that.
Oh, you were called for it.
Yes, it was my first time, and I was very happy.
Is there something in it?
Yes, it's Ika-chan's pouch.
Ika-chan's pouch?
What's in it?
Oh, it's a cup.
Oh, you can do it.
Can you do it now?
Me?
Can you do it now?
In the meantime, Ika-chan introduced herself with a cup song.
From now on, we will provide you with the courses you see.
Please use it.
The answer is...
Sunday is also rain talk!
If you don't have ice cream, you can't live!
Butter almond ice cream!
If you eat it, you'll lose weight, Garigari-kun.
Everyone's favorite star ice cream is appearing!
Sunday at 6:57 p.m.
Tomorrow's loner will join the favorite female talent club.
Just be quiet.
As an entertainer, being hated by the same sex is fatal.
Tomorrow at 9 p.m., people who are popular only by their bodies are often hated.
Basic woman entertainer Ika-chan will praise Ariyoshi with a cup song.
Do you know it?
Of course I know it.
Then, Ika-chan, please praise Ariyoshi.
Yes.
Ariyoshi is a bad-mouthed but fashionable boy.
That's right.
Fashionable boy.
Because he is hidden fashionable.
He is actually fashionable.
You are playing with the staff of the loner.
That's a good point.
What about you, Ryo-san?
Can I say it?
Ryo-san is not fashionable.
What do you mean by not fashionable?
Because you are not noticed.
You are not noticed.
Because you are not noticed.
That's a good point. You may not be noticed.
Yes.
Ika-chan was thinking about it for a long time.
Yes.
It's okay.
It happens right away.
Anything can happen.
Yes.
Please.
Ryo-san is a bad-mouthed but fashionable boy.
No, no.
I don't like it.
Really?
Ika-chan may think like that.
Yes.
Ryo-san is a bad-mouthed but fashionable boy.
Yes.
Please say 'Yoshiko'.
Yoshiko-san.
Wow!
Wow! You are a Kafuku-bu.
I drank alcohol yesterday.
You drank too much.
Yes.
Yoshiko-san.
She has low eyebrows, but her smile is cute!
Ah, Kimiko-san.
You're praising her, aren't you?
You don't like her low eyebrows?
You don't like it?
Ah, I'm sorry.
She's angry.
I'm going to kill you!
That's cruel!
I don't want to hear what you say!
She's determined to be a girl.
Yoshiko-chan?
Who are you calling 'Yoshiko-chan'?
Yoshiko-chan.
What do you think of her?
Ah, well...
If you look closely, she's a little grumpy.
Stop it!
What a bad combination.
She's a hot celebrity.
We'll pay attention to her in the future.
The next next-break celebrity is...
Yoshimoto's group.
They've been together for 6 years.
Right, left, right, right!
They won first place at the NHK Newcomer's Comedy Awards.
They're a duo that's still active in the show business.
What is it?
They're a duo that's still active in the show business.
Will they be able to make a comeback?
It's my first time being a celebrity!
To find out about their humanity...
Ah!
We'll do a taxi prank.
Please watch.
April Fool's Day.
Kyon finished a fake meeting on TV.
Good morning.
He's led to a taxi with a hidden camera.
Would you like a seatbelt?
Could you take it out for now?
Oh, yes.
Is it okay?
Yes, it's okay.
Are you hooked?
No, I'm not.
Why?
"Did you put it on?" "Yes, I did." "Oh, I'm sorry."
"Oh, I haven't told you where we're going." "What?" "Tokyo, Meguro Ward..." "Why did you say it all of a sudden?" "Tokyo, Meguro Ward..."
"Hachi... Hachi... Hachi... Hachigumo..." "Oh, Yagumo." "Yagumo." "Yes, yes."
"Please call me." "Yes."
It's only been one minute since they started, but they're pretty stupid.
"You're a comedian, right?" "Oh, yes." "Yes, yes."
I'm still a baby, but I'm still a baby inside.
"Do you know a combination called 'Raph Reg Ran'?" "I've seen it before."
"Your bangs are a little unique." "Oh..."
"I'm going to swallow everything up." "What?" "What?" "What?" "Oh..." "Oh... I'm scared of being alone."
But I really like comedy, of course, but I also like lyrics.
"I want to be an entertainer." "Please do your best." "Anything and everything is an entertainer."
I did what I wanted to do
You seem to like this song.
Can you sing a song for us?
If you give me a word, I'll sing it.
A word...
How about a cherry blossom song?
Right away?
When the cherry blossoms fall
In a taxi
Behind a busy driver
I'm like a falling cherry
That's why I drink hot cocoa
Love is pain
For money
Boys!
The song's taste is similar to English tea.
Wow, your eyebrows!
Hey, you're an entertainer, really.
No, the entertainer I picture is much better than you.
The entertainer I picture is much better than you.
He sings and bites at the important parts.
It's like Eiko-chan.
If Eiko-san were watching, she'd be really jealous.
You only sing serious songs, right?
That's right, that's right.
Not comic songs?
No, not at all.
But Eiko-chan has a little bit of a fast song.
There are various patterns.
It's kind of funny when you're singing seriously.
It's just...
She's looking at you with a great expression.
No, but aren't you happy when you sing?
When you get it?
It depends on the person, but...
But you send it to the girls you like, right?
I've sent it before.
Right?
What kind of song is it?
Should I sing it?
No, when you have time.
Sing it!
It's too funny!
Rapple-clan Kyon.
Don't think of me as a toy.
The next next-break entertainer is...
A bus driver and entertainer.
The seventh-year pin entertainer, Yuu Bin!
Why?! You did it, didn't you?!
No, I didn't!
Even in the morning, she's still a gal.
This song is great!
Even in the night, she's still a gal.
You're crazy!
Yokosawa, Nora, Bullzonra...
Will she continue to ride the pin entertainer boom?
Is this much of a gal okay?
Like I said, she's a demon-gal!
You like me, don't you?
Now, we have information from U-beam.
A junior from the same agency.
A while ago, when Mogurider Tomoshige fainted...
Oh!
A junior from the agency, U-beam,
when he went out for a meal with Tomoshige-san,
it seems like he was beaten up.
I don't know!
U-beam found out that he was about to be attacked by Tomoshige, but...
S-scary, isn't it?
After this, he found himself in a shock too!
The information provider is a co-owner of the same agency.
Super-new-new's Furuya Inayo.
No, it's scary! It's true!
U-beam loves senior entertainer Captain Watanabe-san.
If there is a live performance of Watanabe-san, he goes near the venue...
What?!
...and looks around for an opportunity to run into him.
Scary!
The other day, he was blessed with an opportunity to meet Watanabe-san...
but we couldn't get in touch with him.
Instead, we exchanged messages on Twitter.
Scary!
So you're a senior entertainer in the same agency...
I'm Sony!
Sony!
Scary!
Don't you say anything about Tomoshige?!
It's true!
It's the same!
No, it's not the same!
She's Tomoshige!
What about Tomoshige?!
Captain is Watanabe!
Wait a minute! Why does it feel like Tomoshige was rejected?!
I think mine is more interesting than Tanabe-san's!
No, it's not like that!
It's not like that!
Male U-beam vs Female Tomoshige
How many times have we played this match?!
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
It sounds like your name, doesn't it?!
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
It's definitely not like that!
Female Tomoshige and Male U-beam?! What's going on?!
It's switched!
It's not switched!
U-beam loves Captain Watanabe so much that it makes you want to date him.
Actually, this time, we have invited Captain Watanabe to our studio...
You're kidding me, right?!
Wait a minute! Stop it!
Really?!
Ah, it's here!
Talks on Sundays!
If you don't have ice cream, you can't live!
Is it butter or almond?!
You'll lose weight if you eat it, Garigari-kun!
Everyone's favorite "Star Ice" will appear right away!
Sundays at 6:57 PM!
After love, the theme that Hoshino Gen chose is...
"Family"!
For the first time in 10 months, the latest song will be shown on TV for the first time!
M.C.T. Friday night at 8 o'clock!
On Friday night at 9 o'clock in the morning,
"Food Club Ohalia"'s girlish face will be hidden!
At a meal party with someone you love, a lot of things will happen!
Tomorrow night at 9 o'clock!
Then, let's have them appear!
Please come in!
Really?!
Nooo!
I'm sorry, you guys!
Nooo!
Captain Watanabe!
He has been to the finals many times.
He is a 41-year-old pin game player.
He is also active in horse racing programs.
How do you feel about this situation?
You should make it clear!
That's right!
If you can't express your feelings, you can't do it!
That's right!
It's a good chance!
You can go in front of me!
You can go in front of Yubi too!
Yubi too!
Me too!
This is bad!
Listen to me! It's just heavy!
It might be broadcasted on TV!
Captain!
Nooo! I'm really nervous!
Then, Yubim!
Please confess your feelings!
Umm...
You don't know what the captain is thinking!
I think it's really wonderful!
And you like gambling!
I think you are manly!
I really like it!
Please go out with me!
She said she really likes it!
Then, Cap!
The answer is...
- I'm sorry. - I'm sorry!
- I'm sorry!
- Seriously, this guy... - That's not good.
- That's not good, is it? - Why?!
- Why is that? - I'm 41 years old, but...
- I haven't had a girlfriend for 20 years. - What?!
- I haven't had a girlfriend for 20 years, so... - Yeah.
- I don't think you can imagine how heavy it is, but... - Yeah.
- This weight...
- With this U-beam, it doesn't flip over. - What?!
- It flips over?! - It's like a U-beam.
- Do you have that experience? - I do.
- Oh, I see. - It's hard to go out with you.
- What's with the U-beam and the dog? - Yeah.
- Oh, I see. You don't go out with him. - We do go out with each other.
- Eh? Is the U-beam a dog? - Yes, that's... I get it.
- That's enough. - Let's do it again.
- That's how it starts, right? - Yeah.
- Let's do it again. - Let's do it again.
- Alright. U-beam, please.
- Um, Cap. Could you do it one more time?
- Please.
- What's wrong with you?!
- What's wrong?! - What's wrong?!
- This is weird! This is weird!
- Why?! This is not allowed!
- Cap! You're Toto's senior, but if you treat him like that...
- It's not like I'm doing anything wrong!
- You're not doing anything wrong!
- You do it too, please! - You should do it too!
- You do it too! - Tomosige, you do it too!
- Tomosige, you do it too, please! - Tomo-tomosige!
A heavy heart of a dog can't hold a dog
Next week's "Wake up early in the morning"
B-Fast game
B-Fast and B-Fast game
Next week's "Wake up early in the morning"
Can you say "I love you" seriously?
I love you
What is "I love you" and "I love you"?
"I love you" and "I love you"
Go!
The answer of U-BEAM is...
I'm sorry.
That's right.
That's right, Tomoshige.
It's obvious.
U-BEAM was rejected by Captain Watanabe.
Let's look forward to his future activities.
That's all for "NEXT BLACK ENTERTAINER".
What do you think?
I only have impressions of "Ganbareruuya".
Tomorrow, "roofers" will group battle with female talent clubs chosen by women.
People who are popular only with their bodies are quite hated.
That's not possible!
I'm really not confident!
Being hated by the same sex is fatal as a celebrity.
Let's go!
I'm sorry, I was really surprised.
And, they're going to secretly film a lady's face of a side dish club "Ocarina".
I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared!
At a meal party with someone you love, there will be a lot of happenings!
I've been looking up at you for a while now, really.