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Tonight's Friday News is...
In 2017, a famous fortune-teller ranks...
among popular entertainers.
Problems involving money...
Unstable game development...
that we don't know what will happen tomorrow...
Oh, I'm scared!
Last year, we had a big problem!
"It's also called "clincent"..."
Last year, popular entertainers...
who were very active on TV...
got lucky this year!
This year, too, a top entertainer...
who can spend a happy year...
Why do you say that?
Who is the worst entertainer...
who will have a tough year?
Be careful, in 2017...
you will have a lot of bad luck!
In the entertainment world...
the situation can change suddenly...
and you can't work anymore.
Of course, including us...
everyone is working in the entertainment world...
with anxiety.
Ko-san, do you have anxiety, too?
No, I don't.
You don't, do you?
No, I don't.
You don't look like you have anxiety, do you?
And now, M.I.O.
Ginshari Hashimoto!
Nice to meet you!
This is the most important year for me!
It's going to be a good year, isn't it?
Whether I can live or die in 2017...
or whether I can start my career from here...
entertainment business is the most important year for me!
It's too much for one chance!
This is also a chance!
Now, Nora Hirano!
Yes, this year...
I'd like to deliver...
a bubble that doesn't pop.
Your hair has become beautiful, hasn't it?
My hair has become beautiful, hasn't it?
Treatment?
Treatment? Because I'm Kimote.
Don't say that!
And the ranking of attention...
is...
the top one-two and worst one-two.
And finally, the super-exciting system...
that announces the top one-two and worst one-two.
Please!
Upload it!
So, first of all,
the top three online groups are...
Cunning Takeyama-san!
3rd place is Cunning Takeyama!
Before we announce the results, I'd like to announce that we're worried about 2017.
We're thinking of doing a wide show.
You're doing a commentator job.
There's also a commentator job.
I've done a lot of it, but generally speaking, I haven't said anything big.
When you look back at it...
The number of commentators has increased due to the reduction of actors' jobs.
The industry is down.
The industry is laughing!
You're saying something!
That's right!
The way you got angry was like Umezawa-san!
Oh, you're talking about the commentator!
But in the end, you're a commentator!
You're getting better at it!
Now, for the last commentator, Hashimoto-san's assessment.
This year will be a refreshing year for you both mentally and physically.
Just letting yourself go with the flow of events will make this year a year where you'll be able to feel a big response as a commentator.
Wow!
We have to do it!
We have to keep doing it!
We're opening our mouths!
Make sure you feel the response as a commentator!
If you're saying it like that...
And for Getters' E.D.A.
It's a year where you'll be able to clearly see the charms of the new Takeyama-san.
It's a year where you'll be able to focus on your acting work that comes in the summer.
Wow!
Finally!
It's finally here!
Acting work that comes in the summer...
Your main job seems to be a principal, right?
It's not my main job!
Even if it is my main job, I haven't done it for a year and a half!
You haven't done it that much?
I haven't done acting work for a year and a half!
Sanodamaru, you've been on it, haven't you?
I haven't been on it, Sanodamaru!
What?!
Not even one Sanodamaru has been on it!
I haven't even talked about it!
Maximadou's E.D.A. judgment...
There are two mystic crosses.
These are for protecting your ancestors and guardians.
No matter what you do...
You'll get lucky if you get lucky.
Wow!
Amazing!
These are the lucky hands.
Mystic crosses.
Furthermore...
Agechinsenma.
What?!
These are for encouraging women.
Wow!
If you are around Takeyama-san...
You'll get lucky.
These are very grateful hands.
Wow!
It's true.
The acting work that the driver is doing around Takeyama-san...
Is getting popular.
Everyone, stop it!
You know it the best!
But the talent of girls in the agency has increased.
Everyone has increased.
It was a big problem last year!
It was a big problem this year too!
This year!
Next, luck will finally announce the group of 2017!
Hira no Nora!
The bubble continues!
Thank you!
I'm happy! I'm happy!
I'm happy!
Don't tell me you're happy!
In the agency, right?
Stop it!
I'm happy!
Last year, Hira no Nora had a big problem with the bubble!
The luck of 2017 is...
Getters Iida!
It's the best luck!
Multiple men confess their love to you.
And you'll fall in love overnight.
And marriage is also the best luck!
If you get married in 2017, your fortune will increase!
Isn't it good?
Yes!
There are people who are dating now.
Then it's Ariel, right?
She looks like Kanei Keizo-san a lot.
She's cool, isn't she?
Yes, she is.
Are you on the phone?
Oh, I'm sorry. I'm on the phone. I'm sorry. I'm really sorry.
Who is it?
Hello?
Oh, Destrade?
Destrade, what are you doing on the phone at this hour?
I'm with Ponce right now.
Ponce?
The sun?
I'm with Yamahara Jane right now.
Shimada-kun's advice.
It's been a busy year for you, but I want you to get out of stress and have problems with your anus.
Anus!
In 2017, always clean your anus.
What kind of advice is that?
Anus.
Washlet. Washlet.
But my washlet is my own washlet.
I want you to wash your butt, too.
An old cast copy.
I want you to wash your butt, too.
It's Jun Togawa.
You don't know him!
I know him!
You don't know him!
Jun Togawa!
Yeah, Jun Togawa!
I know him! I know him!
Washlet.
This is a commercial for Jun Togawa's appearance in "Toto Washlet" at the time.
I want you to wash your butt, too.
Toto Washlet.
You didn't know it!
I know it! You know it, right?
I want you to wash your butt, too.
You don't know it!
By the way, this is what happened to "Shimada Color" and "Lucky Color".
In 2016, "Lucky Color" was red, and in baseball, it was "Hiroshima Country".
In soccer, it was "Kashima Country".
In "Urawa Reds", it was "Kazureiza" and "Kira no Nora" in the entertainment world.
Furthermore, President Trump and...
I want to go there!
The red team had a big break for a year.
- In Nagano? - Yes.
- In Usui? - Yes, in Usui.
- Because of business? - Yes, business.
- They were originally red. - Yes, originally red.
- Now, they are salmon pink. - Salmon pink.
Next, in 2017, the last of the lucky group, the big boy!
- I want to go there! - I want to go there!
A stable zero.
Because of anxiety, fortune-telling is not good.
Fifth place, Ando Natsuki!
You did it!
I did it!
You did it!
Wow, I'm happy!
Last year, Ando Natsuki, the maple super high quality that was a big hit, what will happen to it?
Mother of Shinjuku, it's a great opportunity!
A new job will be born.
Product development that will have Ando Natsuki's name on it will go well.
That's great!
That's the most popular one.
Is it a housewarming party? What is it?
What is a housewarming party?
It's not a housewarming party!
It's a meal!
It's a lard.
Lard!
It's summer lard!
It's freshly caught!
Now, the evaluation of Shimada Shuhei.
There is a layer of natural firewood, called "masukake sen".
This is "masukake sen" that was also found in that Tokugawa Ieyasu.
This is "mogura tomoaki-san", "sakagami shinobu-san", "ariyoshi-san" and so on.
In the entertainment world, there are many people who are MCs.
In addition, there is a "vitality skull" at the base of the thumb.
Among the studio members, it is the number one potential ability as an entertainer.
That's great!
I wonder if I'll show you a different me.
You still have something, don't you?
I wonder if I'll show you a different me.
Can you show us a different me?
A different me?
There are people who know about different me in the studio.
No, it's not like I know about it.
It's not like Motokano is different from me.
It's not like I know about it.
It's not like I'm taking advantage of it.
It's not like I'm getting angry about it.
You're getting paid for it, aren't you?
No, I'm not getting paid for it.
Why am I getting paid for it?
It's not like that.
You're wearing a nice jacket.
Now, the evaluation of Onmyoji Hashimoto.
A lot of men have come here.
They want to be more popular.
So, they prepare to be hosts.
They make money and become sexy actresses to pay off their debts.
Hey!
You're talking nonsense!
I'm not a part of AV.
Tell me when you're going.
I don't know.
I won't tell you when I say "now".
Following Kotohki's previous story, is Macchan also becoming a sexy actress?
You're lucky.
Except for the top 1 and 2 announced last, you don't have any results.
From now on, you're not particularly lucky, but you're not bad either.
You're just average.
I'd like to announce four of you.
Just average.
I don't want to be in a group that's not lucky at all!
I'll announce your names at once.
6th place, DJ Koh.
7th place, Sayaka Isoyama.
8th place, Ragan.
And the last one.
The one who barely made it to the group that's not lucky is...
I'll announce the reasons for 6th and 8th place first.
Will you be able to avoid the group that's not lucky?
On the other hand, we'll announce the opinions of the top 3 groups.
First, the 6th place closest to the good group, DJ KO-STER.
Gansougaku Okai-san.
Your way of receiving is self-centered and doubtful.
More than giving love, you ask for love too much.
Is that your way of receiving?
It's not up to there.
You're kind-hearted, but you think on your own, making it easier for others to hurt you and causing you trouble.
Isn't that cold?
It's not up to there.
You're kind-hearted, but you think on your own, making it easier for others to hurt you and causing you trouble.
When I was DJing, he was dancing in front of me.
It was in the way...
It was in the way?!
He's a dancer, after all!
To lift up the tension, he danced with his eyes closed.
Did you think it was in the way?!
It was in the way...
That's a terrible way of saying it!
But we're in the same dressing room, right?
We're both dancers.
So, when I sing "Tiger Mask" alone, he comes and sings with me.
You sang it alone?
No, we sang it together.
What are you talking about?!
You're kind-hearted, but you think on your own, making it easier for others to hurt you and causing you trouble.
Do you worry about it in the first place?
Of course I do!
I'm just saying the title of the song, but it's become a gag. What should I do?
It's England!
But that gag is a hit.
Can I say it?
It's nice to meet you.
I'll do my best with all my heart!
It's always interesting.
The last secret, Mr. Hashimoto's assessment.
If you have a wife, your family fortune will increase more and more.
If you pour more love from 19 o'clock to 21 o'clock, your allowance will increase by 5,000 yen.
Is that correct?
Is this the reality of the result?
Is it 5,000 yen?
If it increases by 5,000 yen, it will be difficult now.
What?
Will it be 40,000 yen?
What? Is it 35,000 yen now?
It's 35,000 yen!
It's increasing!
You're playing with TRF the most!
Mother of Shinjuku,
The year when all the accumulated things will bloom,
It's important not to forget your gratitude for people around you, and to prepare your heart for a sudden development.
Sudden development!
If you say sudden development now,
it might mean marriage or something like that, right?
Yes, because everyone in the same generation is married.
I see, I see.
It might be like "let me suck your boobs"
Sudden development!
Like a fight?
In Shinjuku?
Yes.
In Shinjuku?
Let me suck your boobs and take your money!
Sudden development!
At first, I only saw you around the dressing room.
Thank you!
How is it?
It's only been a year!
How is it?
Mother of Shinjuku,
I'm happy to see you again!
The manager is happy!
No, I want to see you again!
He said "I want to see you again!"
Please stop!
He said "I want to see you again!"
He said "I want to see you again, girl!"
He said it in English.
And,
Judgment of Shimada Shuhei.
1. Erotic lines that represent "mutsuri-sukebe"
2. Abnormal lines that represent "mutsuri-sukebe"
3. Travel lines that represent "mutsuri-sukebe"
Isayama-san may not be satisfied as a Japanese anymore.
In addition, you will meet a surprising person in autumn, so don't be lazy and meet him.
You can have a ball game or an international marriage.
Is that so? There may be a Hollywood star or something like that.
Don't get carried away.
It may not be like that.
Isayama, there may be a sudden development and marriage this year.
Next, normal group, 8th place is Nagano.
Before the stable result...
We are listening to Nagano's anxiety.
Yes.
Can you survive on TV like this?
That's right.
Is this your anxiety?
Yes, it is.
Even though you are doing so well.
Well, there was an interview at the agency after the sales.
They said that if you don't survive in 2017, you will be the most talented person in the world.
What do you think about it?
That's all they say.
Well, it's fate.
Customers have noticed it recently.
Is that so?
When I do something, I feel like I'm underestimating customers.
That's not true.
It may be a perverted delusion, but I feel like I should just shake my waist.
What?
If I shake my waist, that's all I can do.
You can't say that.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Fortune-telling result.
Please.
Getter's Iida's assessment.
It's been a year that I've been pretending to work hard and working like I'm used to it.
But people found out about it and got mad at me so much that I peed myself.
That's amazing.
They got mad at you so much.
But it's true.
It's true.
It's really true.
I'm 43 years old this year.
It's like I'm peeing.
That's harsh.
Just now, in front of the audience, you were like "Shouldn't I shake my waist?"
It's like that when you grow up.
But I think I have an idea.
I recently remembered how cool it is to take off your clothes.
I worked hard on TV last year.
But people who are taking off their clothes are laughing more.
I'm getting stupid.
You're starting to take it off.
I'm doing it lightly today.
It's a minus. It's not being used much.
I thought about it.
But if you do it normally, people will ask you if you have a recent gag.
Did you prepare a gag like that?
That's right.
I want to see it.
What kind of gag is it?
It's a gag that I took off my strength in 2017.
Can I see it?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
You're doing it with all your strength.
I'm doing it with all my strength mentally.
You're shaking while doing it.
I'm sweating a lot.
You're doing it with all your strength.
I'll do my best. I'm sorry.
However, don't let go of the gag and do your best.
Thank you for waiting.
This is the ninth announcement that you barely made it into the unlucky group.
It's scary.
If you make it in here...
It's possible you'll be in the top two.
I don't like unlucky groups.
Ginshari Hashimoto.
Isn't it good?
What is this half-hearted ranking?
It's harsh
So, out of 7 people, 5 of them will be in the unlucky group
On the other hand, the last one to be in the unlucky group is
last year's EVO champion, Hashimoto Gekishari
Getters Iida's assessment
The year of new challenges continues
More things are asked for
But we can't answer all of them
Is it declared?
Until summer passes, you may lose motivation and worry
If you complain or complain, you may lose your job, so be careful
No matter how busy you are and what kind of job you have, don't complain
But we can't answer all of them
The number of complaints will increase, won't it?
The group will suddenly collapse
If we can't answer all of them, it means we can answer some of them
I think it's about 2/8 of them
If it's 2/8 of them, it's not bad
I want to use it
But I won't use 2/8 of them
It's usually 5 of them
2/8 of them are quite rare
You can't even sit on a bench
2/8 of them
Next, 2 of them
Okai Joukou's assessment
A big-headed raccoon is ambitious and tries to surprise and make people happy
However, the frame of his glasses is between his eyes and eyebrows and lowers his popularity
He chose lighter glasses
My eyebrows and eyes are too far apart
Can you see it?
They say my eyebrows are too high
I tried to put my eyebrows in between my eyebrows and make my face softer
I see
But the frame should be thinner
What about Takeyama-san?
Takeyama-san
Can you do it?
How about it?
Agechin's glasses
That's good. Put it on for me.
It's not changed at all.
It's exactly the same.
Mine is mine.
Then it will change, right? It's quite different.
That's quite different.
The model is different.
It's changed.
It's the same.
It's still thick.
Do you want to try Kousan's?
Kousan's. Do you want to try Kousan's?
Kousan's.
Kousan's. Don't show your honest face.
I'm sorry.
Your honest face.
Are you kidding me?
It's like a panda.
What about Atsushi's?
I'm sorry. It's Pico's.
Pico's.
I was going to say it.
This is good.
I think it's different.
I'll try it.
It's not good.
My junior is angry at me for wearing those sunglasses.
You're not the one who will wear them in 2017, right?
I thought you were in good shape.
Who said I was in good shape?!
You're not an actor.
Be Careful 2017. You're Unlucky Grand Prix.
These seven people haven't been called yet.
I'd like you to stand up.
I'm nervous.
There are seven people here.
This program is brought to you by these sponsors.
I'd like to announce it.
Be Careful 2017. You're Unlucky Grand Prix.
These seven people haven't been called yet.
I'd like you to stand up.
The fifth worst.
There is a possibility of being in the top one.
Get out of this worst battle as soon as possible.
Kotouge.
"Worst 5" is about Motokano, who became a sexy actress last year.
Mother of Shinjuku.
It's still bright until the beginning of February,
but in a little while,
the atmosphere around you will gradually become more strict.
Things that were going well will disappear,
and human relations will deteriorate.
Also,
as a way of making money,
as a result of spending money,
you will lose everything.
Please be careful.
Are you going to start a company or something?
That kind of investment is...
Are you going to be independent or something?
I'm not independent.
Are you going to make money?
Are you going to set up a label?
Label...
Don't talk about labels!
Hey, why do you call me 'label'?
Call me 'office'.
Hey, you're the office, aren't you?
Also,
according to Joukou Okai,
your compatibility with Sakaguchi-san is not good.
No, no, well...
Our compatibility is not good,
and that's why we broke up.
Right?
That's right.
That kind of thing comes up in my weekly magazine many times.
Also,
the mole next to your neck
seems to be swung around by your partner.
Since you have an upper lip,
very gently,
regardless of whether you like it or not,
you have a strong feeling that you have to do something about it.
People who pour too much love.
That's what I heard.
People who have moles on their necks.
Oh, my moles...
They look like piercings!
Why am I not in the picture?
Why did it suddenly get so lame?
Everyone was in the picture, weren't they?
2017,
You're Unlucky Rapper.
Next,
Worst Home.
Top 2 in Fires.
Who will be called by their names here?
The name of the tower is...
Hey!
It's going up little by little.
It was bad every year, wasn't it?
It was the worst year, yes.
The worst news is...
Tono Nariko, an actress who makes a fuss on a bus.
It seems that her energy is increasing little by little, but...
Her anxiety for 2017 is...
If I'm not healthy, I won't be able to drink alcohol.
If I can't drink alcohol, what can I do for my heart?
Tono's anxiety is...
Can I drink alcohol or not?
It's her health-related anxiety.
Are you okay?
If I lose that...
I won't be able to do anything.
How much wine do you drink in a day?
Recently, I go to a tequila bar in the morning.
I wake up in the morning and go to the refrigerator...
Oh, it's in the freezer.
I drink it when it's warm.
I don't want to face reality in the morning.
Is it okay?
It's too bright in the morning.
How is it?
No, I understand. It's okay.
There's no way I can understand that.
It's too bright in the morning.
Shinjuku's mother's opinion...
If you have a sense of donation, reduce your luck.
Put only what you need in your wallet that day.
Is there any advice for children?
If you have it, use it.
Is there such a thing?
I drink a bottle of sake every three days.
This is a good price.
Tequila is also a good price, isn't it?
It's expensive.
Last Onmyoji Hashimoto's opinion...
From March, my work tone suddenly changes.
I'm the type of person who gets emotional right away.
When I'm at work and there's something I don't like,
I get irritated and the atmosphere around me deteriorates.
It becomes a big trouble.
From there, I don't get any work requests,
so it's important to do the work you came for with sincerity.
You don't know anything about me.
Stop it.
You don't do your best, do you?
I do my best, but I don't put it on my face.
It's coming out.
It's coming out now.
It's coming out a lot.
Last Onmyoji Hashimoto's opinion...
I asked him to practice.
I can see you drinking a two-liter bottle of sake,
and sleeping with your makeup on.
If you drink too much alcohol, your throat gets dry.
Always cool it down and eat a lot of it.
It's good for your health.
Kuro-chan, did you learn from Hashimoto-san?
It's amazing.
I love stocking green onions and putting them in the freezer.
He saw me doing it.
I was surprised.
Barbie is also wearing stockings in her pajamas.
It's amazing.
I can only see it because it's such a pinpoint.
"Bad luck club" 2017.
"Worst 3" announcement.
"You are a group with bad luck." 12th place.
"Worst 3" 12th place.
You are a group with bad luck.
How is it?
It's tough.
A little tough?
2015 and 2016 were the highest.
Really?
Why?
Sorry.
Honestly, I'm sorry for surprising you.
Why?
It's not good to throw up on a long haul.
Sorry, I'm going to sleep.
Ito Asako.
Two years ago, they were in the same group as last year.
But now, they are in a different group.
Recently, I can't stop being irritated.
Ito Asako said she was irritated when she was 38 years old.
But now, she is 38 years old.
She didn't irritate me at all.
But now, she irritates me a lot.
I'm scared of her.
Do you have complaints about her?
Yes, I do.
I see.
Let me tell you something.
You two like Kurosawa.
That's good.
However, both of you still have Kurosawa's property.
I don't like it.
Why?
Why did you say such a good thing last year?
Why?
Why did you say such a good thing?
Why did you change your mind suddenly?
This is your last fortune, Hashimoto.
Fortune?
"D".
Your luck will decline rapidly from February.
Where is it?
Therefore, you will not have anything.
Anyway, you will lose motivation, energy and courage.
You will be weak.
What should I do?
Your luck is getting worse, Kou-san. I don't want you to say it.
No, it's true!
It's been a while since you said it.
I asked Hashimoto-san of "Last Onmyouji" to recite it for me.
Be careful!
The seasoning in the refrigerator is almost out of stock.
Wow!
There are pink pajamas on the floor and I'm wearing them.
Let's make pajamas new.
The vacuum cleaner is old and I can't suck up the dust.
Let's buy a new vacuum cleaner.
Wow!
I haven't bought a vacuum cleaner yet.
It's been about four years.
You won't use it, will you?
Is there a pink one?
There is a pink one.
What about pajamas?
There are pajamas and they are torn.
But they are as they are because no one comes.
Wow!
I heard it's better to buy a new one.
Let's buy a vacuum cleaner first.
I want you to suck up the bad stuff.
If you clean it up...
Shall we do it?
Shall we do it at the location where I'm going to stay?
Hatsui-san!
I'm sick of you!
Jesse-chan!
I'm sick of you!
The top two and worst two battles were decided by these four people.
But before that, let's announce the luck of the male members.
First of all, Tamura...
Ryoya.
It's Hashimoto's judgment.
Don't be so easygoing with girls who are easily born with thick feelings.
The number of phrases that are easy to misinterpret increases.
If you do so, you will be told what's wrong and what's not.
It's easy for trouble to occur, so please tighten up.
Wow, I see.
Actually, it's Ryoya's fault for having a bad woman's habit.
No, it's not bad.
Like a woman wearing a J.League kyabakura that I saw in Hokkaido.
J.League kyabakura...
I'm sorry, but I've been talking about this for 20 years, so I don't like it anymore.
J.League kyabakura...
It's old enough to have a J.League kyabakura.
Now, Ariyoshi.
Yes!
Last luck, Hashimoto's judgment.
Hashimoto-san?
In love, women are more afraid of being in love than being sure of their love.
No, I don't like it.
However, you will miss your chance to meet a woman.
So, first of all, please focus on enjoying your time with a woman.
This year and next year are not included in your marriage.
Not yet.
For two years.
Not yet.
For now, it seems that you don't like it.
Don't say I don't like it!
Next, Katsureiza.
Yes!
Shimada Shuhei's relationship.
A brain wire processed so that it can be pulled out.
I've never seen anything like it.
It's incomprehensible.
It's not in the data.
There's no data!
Shimada-san, you can't use it!
What is it?
There are still things that Shimada-san has seen and things that he hasn't seen.
I want to see the same kind of person.
Right?
What kind of person is there?
For now, Kandori Shinobu-san and President Trump and...
Not this hairstyle.
This hairstyle.
Next, Atsushi-san!
I don't have any results either.
Shimada Shuhei's assessment.
He didn't have one last year, but...
He's starting to have double-eyelids now.
But it's true!
He didn't have one last year!
That's good. It makes me more excited.
What? It's not the same?
It's not the same!
What are you doing?
I... I have one.
What?
I have a second one.
I know it.
Wow! It's true!
Look.
I know it for sure.
Wow! I don't like it!
You!
Yes, it's like you.
Like me?
Like me!
But you're like me more and more recently.
I've never seen you like that.
I can feel it.
You can feel it, right?
"2017 You Are A Bad Luck Grappler".
Only the top two and the worst two are left.
I'll announce the top two.
You're lucky if you're called like that.
I'm looking forward to it.
Then, I'll announce it.
The second one is...
If you don't say it now, the probability of the worst one will increase at once!
Nikore Fujita!
Wow, Nikore!
You did it!
The fear of the worst one and two of the remaining three is growing!
On the other hand, the happy top two is Fujita Nicole, who was very active last year as well.
The mother of Shinjuku, once in nine years, Kan Seiyun.
Let's go as far as we can.
A city where everything is smooth and laughter never stops.
In terms of love, you may experience a fateful encounter.
Especially looking forward to July.
July, summer!
It's summer!
It's a good summer!
That's right.
Shimada region's assessment.
"Fortune-teller Solomon's Rope" is mentioned.
Solomon's Rope?
This is a very rare symbol of happiness.
Solomon's Rope.
It's not "Fujimon's Gaia", is it?
Also, Shimada says that Nicole is actually very smart.
The reason for this is...
The line that sees through everything and the line of the brain.
This is common among women and so on.
These two people seem to be quite sharp.
I thought you had a good line.
How was it? Please show me again.
This line is perfectly "survival dance".
No, it's not like that.
You're making me laugh.
But you look cheerful.
The person in the back looks like you.
In the back.
You look like your mother.
You look like your mother. Your mother is also an old woman.
How was it?
Your character has changed too much.
You weren't that unique.
Will Nicole be the worst one or will she be in the top one?
In 2017, the worst one was Ara Soyin, who was unlucky in the World Grand Prix.
Two years ago, the best one was Trendy Saito.
This year, the worst one is Dareno Galea Kevin.
She is a single woman entertainer and she is famous for her morning and night shows.
Worst two!
It's pretty bad, but it won't happen again. It's a complicated worst two!
Dareno Galea Kevin!
In today's top and worst one match between heaven and hell, it's Saito vs Asagaya sisters!
On the other hand, worst two, noisy talent, Noone Galea Kevin's fortune is...
Mother of Shinjuku, when you see the ceiling, you may reach your peak and start feeling your limits at the same time.
In July, a completely new aspect will open up, so don't miss it!
There's still a chance.
Shimada Shuhei, "Why do I have to do this this year?"
There will be more jobs like this, but don't give up!
Furthermore, from Shimada Shuhei, "There's an island on the wedding line."
What? What do you mean "island"?
It's also called "wedding line".
There it is! There it is!
Kou-san, please be careful.
What are you talking about? What are you talking about?
Are you okay?
That's definitely...
Ah, can I do it again?
You don't have to say "but".
Can I do it one more time?
You can do it. It's okay.
Noone Galea, don't give up, okay?
2017 Unlucky Grand Prix, the last battle for top one or worst one!
Saitouka-oneesan!
One of you is the unluckiest celebrity of the year!
Are you crying?!
Do your best, oneesan!
Let me announce it!
Be careful, 2017 Unlucky Grand Prix!
Who is the unluckiest person of the year?!
An unstable game world?
It can't be worst one!
Who is the unluckiest person of the year?!
Oneesan!
Wow!
It means that the luckiest person of the year is...
Trendy Saitou!
This year...
Poor sister...
Even though you've been living quietly...
That's right, even without Kuro-chan...
I know, I know about you, Kuro-chan!
Even though you've been working so hard...
Even though you've been living without bothering anyone...
What's up with Kou?
Kou-san, can you give us an example?
Even if it's like this...
It's a good morning!
It's a man's word!
Poor thing!
I'm sorry, I'm really sorry!
In 2017...
Trendy Saitou, the luckiest person of the year...
What's his opinion?
Getter Z's opinion...
A year where you can be recognized for your talent and have fun working...
You'll be able to work more overseas...
Really?
It's strong when you're pushed back...
So push yourself back more and more...
In 2017...
You'll be able to buy a mansion or a house!
Go ahead!
Alright! Real estate king!
From "Last Destiny", Mr. Hashimoto's assessment...
This year, you will be able to appear in dramas and movies and become an actor.
It's easy to get offered dramas in October, so start working on your acting skills now.
And Mr. Shimada's assessment...
Fish is shown at the end of the line of fate.
This represents success at work.
It will be a year you will be happy with what you have been born for.
Wow!
"Fish" ahead of "Fate"
This is a sign of work success.
Current M-1 champion is 9th place and previous M-1 champion is 1st place.
Current M-1 champion was 6th place, wasn't it?
Which one was it?
I don't know.
1st place.
Oh, it's a rhythm game.
In 2017, Asagaya sisters were the most unlucky. What kind of assessment is it?
Everyone cheered for us, but we couldn't get their support, and we were the least lucky.
Getters Iida's assessment.
You have a lot of work that you can't accept, your concentration on work is interrupted, and you want to rest more and more.
Last Onmyoji Hashimoto's assessment.
Luck is processed, and if you rush into it and try to actively appeal yourself, your luck will go down.
That's where you start thinking about getting a job.
However, the more you think so, the less you can get a job.
As much as possible, be quiet and get through the year.
I can't be quieter than this.
I've been quiet like this.
You've been quiet all along.
I have no choice but to hide.
Inclusion of stocks and religions will make it easier for you to get in trouble with money.
Please don't talk about religion.
Let's make sure we never talk about money.
When you're weak, it comes.
I can't rely on money or religion.
What can you rely on?
Health aspect.
Yes, health aspect.
It's tough for me, too.
Health aspect.
Yes, health aspect.
Dani's dermatitis has worsened.
She washes sheets frequently.
It's tough.
Dani is a strong opponent.
I'll fight.
I'll send you a bad year.
I'll prepare good luck goods for you.
That's right.
I hope you'll be lucky.
Thank you.
Good luck.
Thank you.
This year's lucky color is...
Red and yellow.
It's good, isn't it?
It's not like you lost your father.
It's okay, ma'am.
I'll prepare good luck goods for you.
Red and yellow are 2017's lucky color.
I've prepared them for you.
Here you are.
It's good luck.
I used to have red hair.
Ryo's hair is yellow.
There's only one number.
It's red and yellow.
It's like you're at home now.
Doesn't it look like you're at home now?
How do you like it, Ms. Kurosawa?
I hope you'll be happy.
Please decorate your house from now on.
I hope you'll decorate your house from now on.
So, this time...
I'm not dead.
Stop it!
I'm not dead.
No, you're not.
Don't walk around like that, little girl!
Next week, women will battle it out on the battlefield!
Baoh Sugita vs Nikono Hikken!
An hour of good and bad!
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