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From here, it's London Parks Presents M2 Grand Prix!
A special where host and entertainers put their bodies together and laugh!
The studio has decided on the M1 champion.
From here, we, the host and entertainers, will host the M2 Grand Prix!
Let's go to the studio next door!
Excuse me.
Here it is!
It's really next door!
It's started!
Today is the M2 Grand Prix,
and we have over 35 entertainers of the M2 generation here with us!
Thank you!
By the way, Arioshi has another job right now, so we'll tell you about it later.
It's already decided, in the studio next door.
Congratulations! Congratulations to Ginsha!
And happy birthday to me!
Happy birthday, Arioshi!
Congratulations to Ginsha is bigger!
Yukina, happy birthday to you too!
Now, M1 is a game of jokes, but in M2, people of the Wollenstan generation will compete with each other in Karada-o-hata VTR.
Who will win the championship?
By the way, I'm going to join too!
I'd like to enter the world of jokes.
And the people who will judge you are these people!
The winner of the grand prize is...
The grand prize is...
The members you can only imagine will judge you!
No, no, no!
But, there's a huge difference between judges of M1 and here!
M1 judges are the world champions!
But, you're the world champion, too!
And you, too, Saito!
Yes, I am!
And you, Kaz and Kogye have been here earlier, so you've been losing!
But, I don't want to lose!
I don't want to lose!
I'm not depressed at all!
You're depressed!
We've never lost a single match!
But, as a judge, you can't lose!
Yes, I'm going to judge the people who always make fun of me!
Make fun of you?
Make fun of you!
I'd like to say something about the judges.
Yes, yes, yes!
Kaminoza's family, right?
Yes, yes, yes!
They're on the side of being judged!
Yes, yes, yes!
Everyone...
What's going on?
Saito...
I'm looking forward to it!
Well, let's get started!
The first challenger for the M-2 Grand Prix is...
This guy, the champion of M-1!
The champion of M-1 Grand Prix, Zakiyama!
Go for it!
The invitation has arrived for Zakiyama, who came here with a special record of lying.
Stop it! Stop it!
He sensed an uneasy atmosphere.
Congratulations.
I'm really sorry.
He hands over the invitation.
Congratulations for entering the M-2 Grand Prix.
What does "M-2 Grand Prix" mean?
Leaving aside what's going to happen,
we'll explain how middle-class entertainers stretch their bodies.
Zakiyama has been doing this for some time now.
He's standing in the middle of the river.
He hardly stretches his body.
I see.
He understands what's going on.
But does he have time for that?
Right now?
Are you going?
Yes, I am.
Wait, I'm not in the mood for that.
Wait, what are you going to do now?
I thought you were going to tell me.
You're not going to tell me?
What?
Are you serious?
You...
Zakiyama stretches his body.
He's skydiving from 4,000 meters above sea level.
But he might break his thigh.
He won't be able to take anything out of his pocket.
I don't know where I'm going, but I'm anxious.
Usually, he's full of energy, but today he's all over the place.
At least his facial expression is calm.
Where am I going?
No, I can't calm down.
I'm not feeling well.
He runs for an hour and a half until he reaches his destination.
What did Zakiyama do?
No way!
Isn't that skydiving?
You're kidding me!
Who said that?
Skydiving?
Are you serious?
No way!
I'm not feeling like that.
Today, he heard that he couldn't relax.
I'm going to...
Then, he heads back.
It's the first time he's been so positive.
Alright, I'm in the second floor now.
Isn't it just me?
I'm not sure if I'm in the second floor or not.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure if I'm in the second floor or not.
It's about time for me to get an M2.
But?
I might get one next year.
I'm so scared.
That weird M2 just stood up.
It's been a while.
There are six people without doors.
This is amazing.
We're going without doors.
Zakia is getting on his feet.
The curve is broken, but you can hardly see it. This nervous expression.
And here we go!
A sudden rise in momentum!
He's got his feet on the ground.
Is the door open?
It's open, but the door isn't open.
He's got his feet on the ground.
You'll survive, won't you?
He's got his feet on the ground.
Four more meters?
You'll survive, won't you?
But I'm definitely going to win the F2 Grand Prix!
And now it's 2,000 meters.
Instructor and harness are fixed here.
And right next door...
You can feel the height and the cold at home without a door.
It's completely white!
The height is 3,000 meters.
At this rate, you might really pass out.
It's already connected, isn't it?
Why did it become like this?
It's over, it's over.
Even in his free-spirited joke and comedy world,
"the cute" became his only existence.
And this year, he finally became a father.
But still, he still had to work out.
At first, he didn't like it, but...
I'm about to have a stomachache laughing like this.
He resolved his problems with positive thinking.
At 4,000 meters...
He saw his father and...
It's cracked, it's cracked!
No, no, it's always cracked!
Ah, it's scary!
Ah, what's with his face?
His lips are already dry!
Wow, so that's how it is.
And then, at about 4,000 meters,
He's on stand-by.
His legs are stiff from the cold and nervousness.
He can't move as he wants.
And then, finally...
He did it!
Oh, wow!
The camera's like...
It's weird, isn't it?
No, it's fine.
But with such determination and expression...
What's with this?
This is the serious face of a 40-year-old man.
The wind is strong, but it flies gracefully over the clouds.
I can afford to look at the camera.
And when you get past the clouds, you can see the Kanto area.
The wind is strong and it flies gracefully over the clouds.
This is a job for a man who has been doing this for 1,500 years.
Did you do your best?
I did my best.
I'm glad.
It's like a season.
Wow, it's beautiful.
It falls slowly while looking at the scenery.
It was amazing.
It ended safely.
However, there is a thief at the starting point.
This is a preview of the previous video.
Wow, it fell.
It was very popular.
Now, the camera is coming down.
What is this?
Thank you.
Hahaha!
He almost fell from the sky.
Then, the instructor felt responsible and...
Wait! Wait! Wait! What's going on?!
Wait!
What's going on, Tengo-san?!
What's going on here?!
Tengo-san, you're too much!
You're too much!
But Zakiyama is aiming for M2 champion
Sensei
Push, push your back
I got it
What are you doing?
Zakiyama is always messing with Takeyama
It's been a while since he worked out himself and laughed
What is his true intention now?
I'm glad I'm alive
It's fun now.
You're in good shape in the studio.
Of course!
You're serious before you fly.
You're not as nervous as you usually are.
No, no, no, I'm not nervous.
When you fly over 4,000 meters...
4,000 meters doesn't mean I'm nervous.
I'm glad you're not nervous.
I'm not nervous at all.
You're exaggerating.
But it's been a while since you flew, hasn't it?
Before "Long Harday"...
You did it.
The jumping quiz.
You said you'd do the jumping quiz.
Yes, I'll do it.
Then you moved and flew.
That's right.
You did it more than 10 years ago.
That's right.
You didn't think you'd do it again, did you?
To be honest, I didn't think I'd do it again.
You'll do it in Asakusa.
I really wanted to splash water on Takeyama and live my life.
You want me to do it?
What kind of job is that?
It's not like that.
Other people don't fly anymore.
Skydiving, right?
It's impossible.
I won't do it anymore.
You're more scared now, aren't you?
I don't want to do it anymore.
You were more active when you were young.
But if it ever happens again, it'll be skydiving.
Let's fly together.
Why?
Why do you make me do it?
There's no room for that.
It's dangerous!
Next year...
No! I don't like it!
I said I don't like it!
I absolutely don't like it!
I said I don't like it!
I'm kidding.
It's dangerous.
It's different.
I'm really scared.
It seems like the judges are ready.
What kind of score will we get?
Takeyama's score is...
It's really...
It's really bad.
It's really...
I can't help it.
It's because it's bad.
It's not true.
I'm happy!
The ranking is...
I've done it before, but...
I know how scary it is.
I get shocked when I get that look in the camera.
I was surprised.
You were able to convey it properly because you stretched out your body.
9th place is pretty high.
I thought I'd be able to see something like this in the future.
I was very excited.
Even if it's a real M-1, isn't it higher than Super Marathon?
It's higher.
What happened?
It's a battle of questions.
Mr. Saito, how was it?
First of all, I was surprised by the consistency of the score system.
I thought it was amazing.
It's exactly the same, right?
After all, the last mud tatami was also wonderful.
You like mud, don't you?
I like mud too much.
I was going to give you 95 points, but I wanted you to go to the mud cleanly.
That's why I gave you 3 points.
It's not a technique, but I wanted you to go simply.
You're judging me properly.
You're judging me seriously.
First of all, it's 89 points.
I was a top batter, so I decided to give you 85 points.
At first, I didn't know what kind of project it was.
But I took a scary reaction that I could do any project.
I thought you were a veteran.
I decided to give you 85 points.
I think it's the same.
M-1, M-1, M-1.
It's common in new races.
There may be a double curve.
M-1 and M-2.
If you win, you can do it again next year.
It's complicated.
The total score is 462 points.
Next is this person.
This person is aiming for the double curve of M-1 and M-2.
He's good at shooting.
Thank you.
He gave him an invitation.
He's handsome.
What is this?
It's a double curve.
What?
In 2006, after winning M-1, he became very popular as a handsome comedian.
Since then, he hasn't done anything that hurts his body.
He's a genius comedian.
He's an elite comedian.
How is your health?
Do you have any problems?
How is your back?
How are your eyes?
I have a tumor in my eye.
It hurts, doesn't it?
I think you should see more.
So...
Suddenly, the mass hysteria starts.
Good job, Manaruku.
How is your heart?
My heart is fine.
Your heart is active.
I asked you if you had any problems with your heart.
Check his other leg, of course.
How is your back?
My back is hard.
He's getting stronger.
It hurts, doesn't it?
I know.
He's 41 years old and good-looking.
He's getting stronger and has a bad back.
Three days later, in Osaka...
They're reporting about mass hysteria in a cafe.
The doctor who was angry with the staff suddenly has a bad back.
And so...
"Trika Izumi's Exciting Catering Report"!
In the daily rain and heavy rain that happens in real life...
A quick-fire battle was held.
The second episode of "Catering Report" was broadcasted.
It's a real-life setting for those who say it's a fake.
It's really windy.
It's been 30 minutes since the shoot began.
It's like sitting in a first-class seat.
But you're sitting in a first-class seat, aren't you?
That's right.
It's relaxing.
It's best to close your eyes and sit in meditation.
Is that so?
Then, excuse me, but I'll sit in meditation.
Please sit in meditation.
When Tokui, who was caught in the middle, closed his eyes...
...and exchanged places with the teacher in the classroom.
Ouch!
Wait a minute!
Tokui, who was caught in the middle, closed his eyes...
...and closed his eyes.
He won't talk at all.
It's been a while since he came back from Osaka.
- He's got a lot on his mind. - Isn't that a talk show?
- London Hearts M2 Grand Prix. - Wow!
I did it properly!
Why did you come all the way to Osaka?
The next day, Tokuri came back to Tokyo.
He's eating in private with his fellow entertainers.
- Blue, right? - You don't know, do you?
Tokuri's strategy is...
When the lights suddenly go out and it gets dark...
Tokuri puts on an anti-smoke and goes into the bathroom.
Tokuri comes out of the bathroom.
Tokuri and his fellow entertainers...
- It's already time. - This is scary.
Tokuri suddenly enters the bathroom.
- He's trying to protect himself. - What?
No, no, no!
What? What? What?
I'm scared! I'm scared!
This is it!
He's drinking too much sake and his liver is failing.
What did you do?!
- I can't see it. - You can't see it, can you?
He's worried about Tokuri and his fellow entertainers.
Oh, it's dark! Can you see me?
Tokuri's anti-smoke diagnosis is complete.
Tokuri is in a state of panic.
This is a scary video.
Then, three days later...
This time, it's a fake network program to solve idol's problems.
But, under the set where Tokui is...
It's a teacher's set.
This time, it's a teacher hidden under the set.
Tokui is walking alone.
Are you lonely?
Teacher, start!
Tokui is absorbed in talking with idols.
She doesn't seem to notice at all.
Finally, Tokui is caught by Tokui.
In the next moment...
Then, Tokui goes up to the set and does Sejutsu.
Tokui is caught by Sejutsu.
She worked hard today, too.
This is M2 GP.
It's hard!
How is your health recently?
I don't see any improvement.
Doesn't it get better?
No, it doesn't.
Teacher!
It got better!
Tokui is worried about Tokui.
Tokui is caught by Sejutsu.
That's all for today.
My socks are wet. I'm so drunk.
And the last two are from House Stadium in Tokyo.
They came for a fake meeting.
Excuse me.
As they try to enter the machine room,
a dummy police force is there.
And as they run away, there are a lot of zombies.
One of them is a zombie teacher.
As they don't know anything, they head for the machine room.
They just have to catch up and...
As they run away...
Zombies attack!
And as they don't know what's going on...
Zombies in the machine room!
I'm not a zombie!
He's a zombie, but he doesn't risk his life.
He's kind and cares about his health.
It hurts!
And that's all for today.
That's amazing.
But it's still a Grand Prix.
I guess it is.
Is it true that good-looking comedians have rare bodies?
They look different from their usual selves.
But there's one thing they're concerned about.
I've only done one leg, Sensei.
Okay, you've done both legs.
You've done both legs.
Come on! Come on! Come on!
He's good at running.
You're overdoing it.
He's good at kicking.
Where have you been?
He's good at kicking.
He's good at lemon shock.
Will he be able to win a double title with M2?
Wow, Sensei, you did your best!
It was something I'm not used to seeing.
He's persistent!
He's been doing it five times in seven days,
in one week.
I thought he'd do it once a day.
The guy with the electric fan said,
There really is an electric fan entertainer in Ametalk.
He said it at the location.
He came all the way to Osaka.
And then, in the third shot,
I thought it was over,
but he kept coming.
Wow, Sensei, you did your best!
The junior entertainer who invited me,
Goho, knows him because of "Shikagenian."
I came and said, "Wow, this is it!"
And the guy with the Tokyo Dynamite, Matsuda,
really didn't know anything!
He was like, "I've been tricked!"
It's scary when you get tricked, right?
You don't tell anyone.
That Sensei is really painful.
You really don't hold back.
Sensei is amazing.
The tip of his fingers hurt, right?
He knows it himself.
It's just a prank.
There's no reason to try hard.
How about you, Sensei?
You don't know anything.
You look different from usual.
Sensei is funny.
Then, the judges are ready!
What score will we get?
What will Sensei think?
90 points! 94 points! 93 points! 94 points! 93 points!
The total is 460 points!
The winner is...
Tomoe!
I did it!
Tomoe-san, you came in first place!
I'm actually quite happy!
That feeling from about ten years ago has come back!
There might be a second chance!
M.I.M. 2!
Inariyama-san now has a dream of a second chance!
Next year, it'll be from Haigakkatsu!
That's why people from Asusubo should come from behind Skydiving!
Come and do it!
You can't do it in the air!
Tomoe-san, how was it?
My voice was coming out!
Your voice was coming out!
It was great!
Your voice was coming out!
And even when you reacted, you reacted like a girl!
It was great!
Yano-san was also writing notes while watching the video!
Of course!
It's amazing how old-fashioned that kind of series is!
And even when it's nothing, I get nervous thinking "Will they come today?"
You endured it well!
You did well!
You're now a judge!
Your face was shining!
That was good!
Don't point at me with the pen!
And with this score...
It's 465 points!
You did well, Tomoe-chan!
This program is...
"Change is for the Better".
Mitsubishi Electric.
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Sponsored by you.
Now, let's try the friendly combination for the next M2 Grand Prix.
What will happen?
Here we go, Otaji.
Otaji!
Cute!
Otaji!
Jyujyujyujyujyujyujyujyujyu!
He reports every time he doesn't know anything!
You are admitted to M2 Grand Prix. Congratulations!
I'm admitted.
You know what I mean now.
Just now, they were calm and didn't even show their facial expressions.
Moreover, they are looking forward to it because they don't have the image of getting sick for a long time.
What do you mean getting sick? What do you do?
What do you do?
You will see what we do at the scene.
It's impossible, right?
Impossible, right?
It's impossible, right?
You are sick, right?
It's impossible, right?
They try to reject the joke.
You guys are disgusting.
They boycott the show with criticism.
Why don't we just say we won't do it?
They keep rejecting the joke.
We are not like that!
It's not normal.
I can't understand.
However, with this exchange, it is impossible to hide important broadcast time.
The staff are desperately persuading.
After all, entertainers are supposed to stretch their bodies.
Well, the story and stretching are the basics of entertainers.
So, somehow, they succeeded in getting rid of the problem.
But, what do they do to stretch their bodies?
This is "car action" that I want you two to do.
Yes, what they do is that harsh "car action".
I can't do it.
I don't like it.
After all, they refuse it.
I don't like it.
Again, they refuse it.
In fact, they are extremely scared of jet coasters.
First of all, Takahashi Racing.
Oh, Takahashi Racing is NG.
Takahashi is a member of NG.
By the way, the course starts with Katalin Riding.
The start is...
What?
Isn't Niseba there?
I hope you do your best.
Well, Katalin Riding is...
Right?
I see.
It's an original course, isn't it?
After Katalin Riding, they drift and explode.
After that, they spin and run.
They rush into the wall of Daphol.
Then, they break through the obstacle of fire.
They avoid the explosion and head for the goal.
However, they don't do it anymore.
So, they keep persuading them.
Do you want to do it alone?
Then, I can't talk to you.
What's the point of doing it in front of people?
After that, they keep complaining.
It's almost sunset.
What?
Do you think it's best now?
You're delusional.
It's unfair.
I can't give it to you.
Finally, they accepted us.
We put on our gear and cameras and get in the car.
I can't see anything.
You're scary.
But we had fun before the car action.
Actually, this car is not for car stunt.
It's a two-car car.
If you start running, only front half of you will go first.
They are in extreme fear.
What will they do?
Let's go.
Are you okay?
I'm really scared of this.
I forgot.
They don't doubt at all.
Oh, no.
They can't figure out what's going on
Are you happy?
Is it over?
It's not over
Damn it!
It's over
He's a little happy
Next car please
What is it?
I don't know if it's a real car or not
What should I do?
I was completely fooled
Completely fooled
It's not fair
He's alone here
He's already gone
He gets in a real car for action
It feels different
Wow
It's a real car
It feels different
And
Here we go
It's no use
Why is it no use?
It's no use
I want you to kill me
It's no use
Their stress is about to reach it's limit
It's getting serious
But then
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Okiahaki challenges car action
When we say "car action"
It's like when you were young and acted as comedian Toriuman
They are 45 years old and finally challenge it
Okiahaki's rare reaction
Let's see it tonight
Here we go
First of all, let's talk about it
The impact of landing is critical because of the fear of falling
Watch out!
He's already stuck, but he's just barely landed.
This is what you call a glasses game!
And suddenly...
Kuruna and Hagi start shouting.
Watch out!
It's really dangerous!
And then...
Hagi...
is panicking.
This is a break.
And then...
It's too narrow!
It's scary!
Watch out! Watch out!
It's scary!
From here, they rush to the cardboard wall!
And then, Ogi...
and Hagi...
are about to fall.
And then...
Watch out!
The cardboard wall is right in front of them!
What will happen to Ogi and Hagi?!
Don't go! Don't go!
Don't go!
Oh no!
45-year-old Ogi worked hard and finally made it to the final!
Is it over?
Oh!
Glasses and blood.
Is it over?
Oh!
Oh no!
You're not wearing any glasses.
With that first impact!
Those police glasses came off, and it wasn't removing keys at all!
The display is processed, and it was not pressing.
Once you press it...
Wow!
(Laughter)
(Applause)
(Laughter)
I realized I didn't say "oh my god" once.
(Laughter)
I was about to make a noise.
I did it for the first time in a while, but I don't remember now.
(Laughter)
I don't know what happened and how it happened.
Mr. Okiya, who has put a lot of effort into it after a long time.
Speaking of which, I'm curious about something.
What is it?
Before the performance, I was worried about you, Mr. Ogi.
I haven't seen you since the beginning, Mr. Ogi.
That's right.
I didn't have any money to protect you.
I learned a lesson today. You're not Mr. Ogi.
I'm really sorry, Mr. Ogi. You're not Mr. Ogi.
Mr. Ogi!
This is really bad!
I'm going!
You're not Mr. Ogi!
It's really bad!
Mr. Ogi, you can make such a voice!
That's right!
I didn't remember it.
I want you to speak up more than usual!
No!
The driver was really crazy.
It was really bad.
The driver...
But it looked really bad.
It was really bad from a blind angle.
It was really bad.
But it was really bad, so it was a miracle.
It was a miracle.
By the way, your face is getting shorter.
Your face is getting shorter and shorter.
You're happy!
I think you'll be able to do it in the future.
When you put your nose in it, it really grips you.
It's just right.
It won't come off anymore.
It won't come off anymore. It won't go up anymore!
It won't go up anymore!
It's amazing!
Mr. Ogi's glasses won't come off.
But you're scared.
It's really bad.
It's scary.
That's disgusting.
How about you, Mizu?
You two really are high-level people.
Even though you finally made up your minds, you're still happy.
Your laughter was long.
It looks like we're ready for the examination.
Now, it's time.
Ogi's glasses are...
Two times, isn't it?
It's double-time!
It's double-time, isn't it?
I have one more chance.
95 points!
91 points!
94 points!
85 points!
93 points!
The total is 458 points!
The 10th place is...
Oh, Webanai.
The 3rd place is...
As a webanai,
As a rival, his glasses are...
83 years old!
What?
At first, he was sulking.
He was sulking and looked down.
But, in the middle of his glasses game,
he regained his composure.
But, still, 85 years old.
He shouldn't be sulking.
He was sulking violently.
Who is sulking?
The judges' impression of him is not good.
It's not good.
He should not be sulking.
This is the feature of M2 Grand Prix, isn't it?
He should not be sulking.
He is not sulking.
The next challenger is...
Who is it?
He is a hot-blooded guy.
He is a miracle man.
He reported his popularity during the game.
I'm sorry for disturbing you during the game.
Congratulations on entering the M2 Grand Prix.
Congratulations.
I don't remember entering the M2 Grand Prix.
Recently, not only does he run his own business...
...but he's also a novelist, a movie director, and a multi-talented person.
I'd like you to change into this for now.
He immediately asks him to change into his jersey.
I'm originally from the entertainment world, so I'm not used to putting on weight.
No, no, that's really only for you, boss.
And once he's done changing...
I'd like you to put this on for me.
I don't want to!
Since there's no prohibition, he suddenly puts down the box and...
What is it?
It's a GoPro.
With his eyes closed, he's taken to the stadium by the staff.
What is it?
With excitement, he announces his plan.
There's a hut right next to me.
Hut?
My plan is...
What's inside the hut?
I don't like this!
That's right.
One of you will have to answer questions about what's inside this 2m square hut.
I'm scared!
This is my first one.
Please say "yes, yes."
Wait, what do you mean by "first one"?
It's not your first one?
That's right.
His first one...
A 1.5m ball-sized snake.
5 of them stand in a small hut.
It's a 2m square hut.
There's a viewfinder, a novelist, and even a film director.
What's inside the hut?
Should I go in?
Yes, you're still outside of the box.
Once you're in, close it.
- Close it? - Yes, but don't stand up.
- Is it already in there? - Huh?
- It's a cam, right? - Right ahead of you is a snake.
I'm scared!
Ah! Ah!
It's scared, but it moves forward.
And then...
A conscious snake approaches!
- Do you know what it is? - No, I don't know.
- You don't know? - No, I don't know.
- Do you know what it is? - No, I don't know.
He still doesn't know.
But then...
Ah, I can't do it.
Ah! Ah! Ah!
Not only the snake reacts to love...
If you know the answer, say it.
Ah! I touched it!
Dog! Dog! Dog!
Furthermore, the lack of it...
What is it?
It's soft and moist
It's good
The answer is frog
Frog
He's distracted
Frog
Wait a minute
Frog
How many are there?
I don't know
It's scarier than going home
Frog
How many are there?
Go, go!
He's going to touch it.
He's just touching it.
He's fighting.
Good boy! Go!
Is it a polar bear?
A snake! A snake! A snake!
Excellent! Correct!
Go, go!
How many are there?
Wow! It's huge!
It's huge!
Oh, it's that one!
Yes!
The one I was touching!
No, I don't know!
Then, inside of the hut...
Wow, it's cute!
Fear is doubled in a hut wider than Tokyo.
Wow, it's cute!
YEAAAH!
Whoa, it's creepy!
Whoa!
It scratches against the wall with its butt.
It's awesome!
Who are you?!
Don't avoid me, alright?
What's up with you guys?
What are you looking at?
What's up?
What's the difference?
Is it funny?
"Are you a
cute?
Ohhhh!
Wow!
Ohhhh!
The answer is...
Goat! Goat! Goat!
So close!
Sheep! Sheep!
You want an alpaca, don't you?
I don't know.
Alpaca!
No!
Alpaca!
Someone's crazy!
A bush is coming!
It's a commercial for...
Alpaca!
Sheep!
Cute!
Alpaca after sheep!
Feels good!
Not scary at all!
I'm scared.
In front of one person who is blindfolded is...
Akebono, who is even more surprised.
It's not enough.
It's over. Let's go home.
Akebono is approaching.
It's big!
Oh no, it's really big!
It's big!
Ah, I'm scared!
It's big!
Even so, it's a close distance.
Ah, I feel something weird!
I feel something weird!
It's a good distance, but it's a fierce clash!
Gachon! Gachon! Gachon!
Ah, it's big! It's big!
I'm stuck! I'm stuck!
Get it! Get it!
This is bad!
This is really bad!
Did he feel something weird?
This is bad! I know it now!
Ah, I'm scared!
It's big!
He's almost at his limit, but...
This time, from behind!
Ah, I know! It's a person! A person! A person! A person!
If you don't know, you won't know the answer!
If you know the answer, please tell us more specifically!
Specifically?
A person's eyes?!
That's impossible!
In addition, Akebomu tries to cut his arm off.
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
I've been crushed!
You're absolutely reckless!
Stop it, please!
Please, stop it!
Now, Chokesleeper!
So, what's the answer?
It's... Akebomu! Akebomu!
How did you know?
Well, Akebomu is a reckless fighter.
That was scary!
Do you want me to feed you?
What were you going to do after that?
Well, I was going to drop you off at Sleeper.
I'm so glad you came out!
That was scary!
I know it sounds stupid, but...
It's an acrylic plate, and I'm wearing a jersey.
So, I thought it was a static electricity.
I thought I was being licked all the time.
I see.
The pattern matches well.
This is scary.
It makes you want to sweat.
It makes you sweat.
You can feel it.
You often got Akebono-san.
That's amazing.
Akebono-san was the only one who could fight recklessly.
It was an elephant at first.
That's right.
Which one was the scariest?
The three rooms.
The alpaca was scarier than I thought.
The alpaca was scary.
Because it was a snake at first.
It made you feel scared.
It was scary.
It was really scary.
You thought it was scarier than a snake.
You thought it was scary.
It was really scary.
People who are afraid of scary things are funny.
It was really scary.
You looked good in that cardboard box.
You can do anything with cardboard boxes.
Even if it was bread, you would be scared of it.
I bought that cardboard box.
Judges are ready.
The score of the show is...
It looks expensive.
It's supposed to be like this.
I'm scared.
100 points! 100 points!
99 points! 99 points!
OK! 497 points!
100 points!
OK! 100 points!
100 points is amazing!
3 of you are amazing!
Amazing!
I've never been on a program like this!
497 points!
Amazing!
You're not winners, you're losers!
This is the funniest program I've ever seen.
It's like watching a movie.
It's like watching "Your Name".
Literally.
"Your Name" is like this.
First 99 points!
If Akebono-san comes out again, I'll deduct 100 points.
I'll deduct full points.
Amazing!
It's a masterpiece.
"Tochino Yodare" is funny.
It's a masterpiece.
The first time an judge came up to me...
Did you come up to me?
Yes, yes.
If I had to say, I want to be bitten by a snake.
I want to be bitten by a snake.
But it's a high score!
I'm so happy in this summer!
You did your best!
7 points.
Can you pass this?
Amazing.
You can still pass it, right?
If you don't get some people to do the mission, you can't pass it.
Right.
You only have 3 points, right?
Yes.
You can't pass it if you don't get full points.
Is it okay?
I'm scared of what will happen from now on.
Okay.
The next challenger is
this person!
So far, Zakkiyama has risked his life in skydiving.
His specialty is screaming with his feet.
His weapon is a determined car stunt.
And one of the actors is Notan Chibawaru.
The laughter that followed was...
The staff gave him the invitation and explained the outline of the M-2 Grand Prix.
I'm scared! I'm really scared!
Recently, his acting career and commentators have been his main focus, but...
In the past, he used to pull off a powerful kickboxing performance.
I want to see his true self one more time!
This time, he has various tricks for sitting in a chair until the live broadcast.
So, two days later on TV Asahi...
Before the live broadcast, the staff called him for a wedding celebration comment shoot.
After that, when he sat in this chair, he fell in love with it!
There is a hot feeling inside!
Can you teach me a little bit of it?
Yes, of course.
Let's start the countdown!
This is fun!
This is scary!
I'm scared of all kinds of things!
The chairs are falling apart...
And I'm stuck in the heat...
This is fun!
What is this?
What are you doing?
You're not a man!
So this is how it starts...
I like this kind of thing!
No, no, no, no!
You're not a Chosun!
This is scary!
And the next day...
This is a fake magazine's steal shooting day.
While I was taking many poses...
Um...
Can you sit in this chair?
This chair...
Somehow, there's lotion in it!
This is a counterattack!
I'm scared of all kinds of things!
I like this kind of thing!
Yes.
Please.
It's out!
Hey!
What is this?
With lotion?
It's cute!
I like this!
Hey!
I don't like this!
I hate this!
I know!
This is the worst!
What are you using it for?
No, it's water!
Chudanbara!
It seems like it's lukewarm water...
Wow! Wow!
Did you use lotion? Did you use lotion?
Did you use lotion?
You like it, don't you?
Do you do this every day?
After this, Takeyama got naked for a change of clothes.
He explained that he wanted to take photos for the show.
Unlike before, when you sit in this chair...
Electric current is flowing!
You look a little angry in this photo.
The electric current is quite strong!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
He took a bath in electric current.
He praised Takeyama for his beautiful face.
Ouch!
Ouch! Ouch!
What is this?
Mr. Takeyama, you're just being played.
Lotion!
The next stage is Ikebukuro.
This day, I went to an interior shop.
I went to Ebisu Muscats, Kanzaki and Nisei Airport.
I reported while buying recommended products.
And...
It is said that this is the most popular bees cushion in this shop.
Is it a cushion?
Yes.
This time, I'm going to use this bees cushion.
Takeyama is bored without knowing it.
Wow! It's big!
Then, I'll count down until I set up.
I can sleep like this.
Sleeper Hold
What is it?
Will I be dropped?
What is it?
I don't know.
Ouch!
Will I be dropped?
Here? No, what is it?
It's K-seikyo!
What was in it?
It's not a big success.
Why are you in it?
I'm sorry.
What?
I'm sorry.
What are you tired of?
I'm in trouble.
Is it over?
It's loose.
The last one is for TV Asahi.
This day is a special program of "Nisei".
Thank you for your cooperation.
Now, it's started.
We talked with this person.
The content is a conversation with Akutagawa novelist Keisuke Hada.
Meanwhile...
Thank you for your cooperation.
I'm sorry to say that I'm a live-action writer.
What will happen in this chair?
Will I be dropped?
Will I be dropped and be fired from Sun Music?
Will I be fired from Sun Music?
What is it?
It's creepy.
It's a high-speed rotating chair for a program.
It's still spinning.
What is it?
It's scary.
Stop it!
It's scary.
Stop it!
What is it?
Is it a job?
Are you sure about this?
Yes.
So...
I'm sorry.
Your value will go down.
Not "definitely" but "why definitely?"
He's a human, isn't he?
Judges, please rate him.
He has a mean face.
He's a commentator.
What will it be?
He's collecting scores now.
He's a commentator.
He's not a commentator.
He's a commentator.
It's difficult.
He's worried.
Are you ready?
What score will it be?
Cunning, Takeyama's score is...
He's worried.
Saito too.
It's difficult for judges.
How is it?
What is it?
87, 88, 75, 86, 85.
A total of 421 points.
He's lucky.
Well, well, well.
It's not "well", it's "too strict".
Well, well.
It's "too strict".
Just barely, just barely.
The tactics themselves are sweet.
It's "too strict".
75 points.
That's right.
He's a senior in the agency, so he got 5 points plus.
Ah, he got 5 points plus.
That's right.
Basically, he was saved by his manager for a long time, so...
- This score... - It doesn't matter who does it!
- I wanted to see it a little more! - I think it was a little too early for me to fight these guys.
- It's not early! - You're still young!
- I'm sorry, but I'm the oldest here!
- From now on... - I'm the oldest here!
- You're in your 30s, right? - I'm not in my 30s, I'm the oldest!
- You're 45! - What do you think, Takiyama-san, of this score?
- You're 75! - The other guys' scores are low...
- I thought it was earlier... - I don't know if it's low or high...
- Ouch! - You're lying!
- You're lying!
- It hurts!
- You're lying!
- It's not a lie!
- Don't tell anyone!
- Try it!
- You're lying!
- Prove it! - You're lying!
No way.
What's that supposed to do?
It doesn't hurt at all!
That's not true! It doesn't hurt at all!
Do it! Do it!
It's not painful at all.
Sit down!
It hurts, doesn't it?
It doesn't hurt.
Don't sit down!
The lights went out, so don't worry and sit down.
And now, Ariyoshi has arrived!
Come on, sit down.
It hurts, doesn't it?
It doesn't hurt, does it?
It hurts, doesn't it?
It doesn't hurt, does it?
Sit down, sit down, really.
Okay, we'll let you join us.
Okay, the next challengers are these people who host many programs!
Ariyoshi Entertainment!
What's going on?
Suddenly, they came to my dressing room.
Congratulations!
It's not like that.
It's not a good thing.
It's just my body.
You don't really show that side of you.
That's right. I think I can do it as it is.
Currently, there are nine programs that Arioshi is in charge of.
One of them is a multi-talented emcee and is also active as a screenwriter for dramas.
Arioshi, who used to be used to reactions in the past, is focused on price reactions that he has no experience with.
The two who were called to the studio will be doing...
They will try each mission in three boxes.
If you fail, a large amount of something will fall from above.
Let's go to the first box.
Isn't it too rare for Bakuryzum to do it?
No, it's not at all.
That's right.
I'm scared.
This is the Russian roulette method.
One of the five ropes will be lost.
If you cut it, it's a secret for the two of you, but a large amount of boiling water will fall from above.
Let's start the challenge.
It's okay for the first one.
Let's start from the end.
Is number one okay?
I'll go.
What number do you want?
Number one!
Are you sure you're okay?
Number one is not good for the show.
I don't know!
Let's do it!
I'm getting nervous.
They passed the second one and have three left.
I think it's halfway.
I think so, too.
I think it's safe to start in the middle.
Let's do it.
We have similar opinions.
It went smoothly.
But it didn't go well.
Let's do it!
It's the last one.
What will they do?
What should we do?
It's the last one.
It's not good for the show.
I see.
Let's do it.
Let's do the second one.
They passed the second one and have three left.
They are nervous.
It's hot!
They passed the second one and have two left.
What will happen when it rains?
It's hot
But they don't care
I was so surprised I couldn't say it's hot
I see I should have come earlier
I saw you waiting but I didn't mind
I'm so bad at this
Even if it's an inconvenience caused by too much visibility
But it's rare to see you like that
I'll stay next to you
You can't just go in like that
The next mission is telephone quiz
If you get the same answer three times in a row, you win
If you don't get it right, you lose
The first question
Speaking of hot springs
You know, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Believe me. Believe me.
Here we go.
One, two...
Atami!
What did you say?
Ario-san.
Atami.
Barismo-san.
Hakone.
In such a short time...
It's thick.
It's floating.
What's unfair about it?
This posture is unusual.
Unfortunately, I was surprised...
and turned my head down.
Maybe you should make your face a little whiter.
Maybe you should fall down once.
Slipping.
By the way, how did you feel before?
What are you doing?
Well, it can't be helped.
It can't be helped.
I can't get out of the car like this.
It's pretty dirty, so the third time is to clean it up in the shower and then challenge it.
I wonder if there is a sense of accomplishment.
Everyone eats squid and strawberries.
Wow!
Look, Tsuchiya!
What's up?
I still have a lot of work to do.
I'm happy.
Tsuchiya looks like this.
It's been a while since I've had an actor-like moment.
They took a shower and reflected on themselves while watching a movie.
I haven't done it yet.
You two don't look like you've done it yet.
You don't look like you've done it at all.
You're in the same position.
If you look at it objectively once, you'll know for yourself, so I'll let you do it next time.
I'll make up for it here.
I know because I've seen it before.
Believe that word!
The last mission is to pass 10 jengas in a row.
If you break them, you will be punished.
As a rule of jengas, if you touch it once, you will be punished.
First, from the battle rhythm.
Carefully look at the brick.
He got one.
Huh?
It moves a lot.
Can he pass it?
He failed on the first try.
There is a lot of mud.
He failed on the second attempt.
He failed on the third attempt.
He can only laugh now.
It's different from what I thought.
I wanted to make it more exciting.
I thought it would be dangerous as soon as you touched it.
Me too.
Can we do it one more time?
I was too serious.
I had to follow the rules.
I was too serious.
Let's look back.
All three are the same.
No matter what you do, it's the same.
It's like an attraction.
Next year.
Can I have this combination?
Do you want me to change it?
The last one is this big shade.
That's why young people have dry skin.
You're always looking at the car.
They look happy.
What is this?
How do you feel about watching this video?
It's a good memory.
It's not a memory-making corner.
I'm telling you to work out.
I don't have any experience.
Everything is fresh.
It's getting fun.
I don't need a slow video with my shoulders raised.
It's like an attraction.
They're laughing.
Before we started, we didn't do anything together.
I thought I'd push you if you pushed me.
You pushed me too much.
I don't think we're participating in the same Grand Prix.
While we were having fun, the judge said, "What?"
I want you two to talk more.
I don't understand it at all.
The judges are ready.
What kind of score will it be?
What is the score of "Bakarizumu"?
Please!
Did you enjoy it?
It was fun.
75, 78, 76, 72, 70!
OK! 371 points!
The 6th place is...
Why?
The 6th place is...
68 points!
It's the first time I've seen you two like this.
It's like "Douraku no Buiten".
What is that?
Saito-san doesn't seem to agree with it either.
I thought you two were shy when you talked to each other.
That's the first relationship.
I was careful about that.
We were shy.
I thought you were just like your usual selves.
I thought you shouldn't judge me.
You two are good at saying "I enjoyed it!"
That's right.
I enjoyed it!
You two are serious.
Why do you say that?
Once you say it, you say it again.
It's obvious.
It's easy for you to say it.
If you don't say it, everyone will lose points.
It's easy for you to get hot.
Think about everyone and say it.
When you're hot, you say it.
When you're covered in powder, you say it.
After you said it, you said "I enjoyed it!"
You said "I enjoyed it!"
I enjoyed it!
The new M-ONE champion is here!
Congratulations!
Let me introduce you again.
M-ONE's 2016 champion, Genshari-san!
Congratulations!
How was it?
Is it the same as before?
No, it's different.
It's a different set.
It wasn't that exciting before.
It's so funny now.
Is it different for everyone?
It's so loose.
It's a different set.
We're nervous, too.
We're going to end it with excitement.
How was it?
The moment you won...
I won, so I'll say it.
I was so happy.
Hold it up.
It's so heavy.
It was like a war.
It was.
Even the judges are shaking their heads.
It's like a report car.
It's still going on.
Nothing has changed.
Even if it changes overnight...
Nothing will change overnight, so be careful.
I haven't been embarrassed since that day.
You haven't been embarrassed?
You've been so busy.
Yes, I was so busy until 4 a.m. last year.
I was so busy.
I was busy with my girlfriend.
Kaz and Komiya are...
They're like twins.
It was fun to watch.
It's annoying.
Nothing has changed.
You've been so embarrassed today.
You've been so embarrassed.
No, I haven't.
I haven't, yeah!
You haven't, yeah!
It's awkward.
You guys have to be joking.
I had a good time.
It was fun.
It was so good.
You enjoyed it?
It was fun.
You enjoyed it, didn't you?
We'll move on to the next episode.
Oh! Oh! Ja!
Even with this M2Grab, there are a lot of reactions.
We have invited this person! Please come in!
Jenga? Isn't it Jenga?
Jenga?
Will Jenga come out?
Is it an alpaca?
It's not ready yet.
It's an alpaca!
By the way, starting tomorrow, we will be very busy with our schedules.
I think the life of an entertainer will change dramatically.
Is there anyone you admire?
Show us your M2!
Bring it! Bring it!
Take off your shoes!
Take off your shoes, champion!
What is it? What is it?
Why isn't this person talking at all?
Please heal this tired body!
Go ahead!
It's hot! It's hot!
Take it off!
Champion, come on!
Doesn't it hurt?
It's hot! It's hot!
M2 Grand Prix entry no.7 Atsushi and Fujimon
Atsushi and Fujimon will face off against each other.
Thank you.
Congratulations!
I got a grant.
He gave his invitation to Fujimon who was going to marry him and announced that he would do it.
Fujimon's best skill is "scaring".
Oh, my God!
No, no, no! I can't do it!
Try it on!
I can't do it!
Try it on!
I'm the only one who can't do it!
I know, right?
So, he tried to move.
But...
Hold on.
What?
Here is another invitation.
What do you mean "another one"?
What?
What do you mean "another one"?
The green one.
Here it is!
I'm so happy!
I'm so happy to try it on and move!
I got it! I got it!
Good! Good! Good!
I'm so scared!
I'll do it, too!
Now, most of his work is as a host.
On the other hand, Fujimon sometimes hosts.
They have a very scary personality.
Try it on and move!
The stage is this abandoned hospital in New York.
The room is designed with three points in the hospital.
Press the stamp and aim for the goal.
On the way, there are many blue squares.
I want to win!
From now on, it's just the two of them.
Go in! Go in first!
I'm so scared!
This is the worst!
I can't do it!
I'm scared!
I can't do it! I can't do it!
They're like a couple in the middle of the road.
Isn't it too sudden?
They're slowly moving forward, and then...
Wait!
From now on, you'll be alone in Fujimoto.
I can't do that!
Wait for me in this meeting room until I give you a signal.
I can't do that! I really can't do it!
Go up those stairs and go upstairs by yourself.
I really can't do it!
Wait! I'm scared!
Wait a minute! I'm really scared!
I'm too scared!
I can't do it!
I'm too scared!
Somehow, Fujimoto goes up the stairs by himself.
I really can't do it! I really can't do it!
I can't do it! I can't do it!
Somehow, Fujimoto reaches the second floor.
I'm scared!
And then...
Suddenly, the wind...
I can't do it! I can't do it!
I'm begging you!
I'm sick of this!
I can't do it anymore.
And now...
The baby's crying time!
I can't do it!
Why?
I can't do it!
From the second floor to the first floor of Fujimon, there is a surgery room.
What is this? Surgery...
It's hot!
Here is the first stamp.
And now...
Injury time!
I can't do it!
And now...
I'm scared! I'm scared!
He's in a coma.
I can't do it!
Baby!
You'll go crazy!
Baby! You'll go crazy!
The first stamp is a heart-pounding moment.
You'll go crazy!
Fujimon, when the baby throws the stamp...
You'll go crazy!
When he presses the stamp...
It's amazing!
It's really amazing!
Fujimon's voice is faintly heard.
I want to hear Fujimon's voice.
I don't like it!
And now, Fujimon is in a distant room on the first floor.
And there is...
The second stamp is a ghost room.
You'll go crazy!
Baby!
You'll go crazy!
It's like Yuichi is dead.
But just in case, they stamp it.
Are you okay?
I'm okay.
You're okay, right?
Stein is careful not to move.
I'm scared! I'm scared!
Listen to me!
This is what's fun!
Fushimo went up to the second floor.
Then, Fushimo went up to the second floor.
It's a dead end, but...
It's long!
Go into the room on the left.
When they opened the door of the room on the left...
Be careful!
It's shaking!
Wait in this room.
Wait! Wait! I'm not alone!
You're not alone.
I'm not alone!
This is a dead person!
There are three of you.
I'm so scared!
Atsushi?
Yes?
Go up the stairs over there...
and go up to the second floor.
It's time for Atsushi's challenge!
It's hard...
He's up!
At last, Hatsushi is going to try it
He's going up the stairs with heavy steps
He's almost there
And he's on the second floor
After this, it's windy
Wow!
You look great!
Wow!
And Hatsushi goes to the first stamp
Watch out
There must be something
A stamp
It's a stamp
Hatsushi finds a stamp
Wow!
It looks like it's going to fall
Then
It's over
He's in a state of unconsciousness
In this situation, he manages to press the stamp
Wow!
Fujimon also heard a faint voice and...
fell to the ground.
After that, before going to the basement...
I don't like this.
It's heavy.
I want to get up!
But instead of getting up,
someone from the altar...
fell to the ground.
(laughter)
From here, the two aim for the third stamp and goal.
- You're strong. - I'm definitely scared.
You're not strong.
Go, go, go!
What do we do?
Go straight...
- Something's there. - ...to the back room.
- Isn't that the third stamp? - Let's go.
What is it?
I can't go in like this.
Take me with you.
You're so good!
I'll push you.
Wait for me.
Over there!
Pay attention to the left mirror.
They collided with the wall.
It's heavy!
It's not heavy at all.
It's heavy!
It took more than an hour for Atsushi and Fujii to reach the goal.
Is this the goal?
And in the end...
Aaaaaah!
It's a woman's voice.
Can you take this?
You can't get this, can you?
But this old man is making a fuss.
Aaaaaah!
That was scary!
How was it, Mr. Old Man?
It's getting shorter and shorter, isn't it?
It's really late at night.
That's not good.
That's scary.
That's scary, isn't it?
I was being hit.
It's dangerous.
You have to use your strength.
But it's scary, so it didn't hurt at all.
It didn't hurt at all.
When I grabbed the baby's sweater, it was really pointed.
It was like a candy cane.
It smelled really bad.
You were OK with the old man's voice, right, Mr. Old Man?
I'm totally different from the old man's.
I didn't shout like that.
His voice is high, so it's scary.
It's scary.
The heat of waiting is the best.
That's the first time I've heard someone say "syooo."
That's the first time I've heard someone say "syoy."
It's so scary from a distance!
It's really scary.
Now, let's move on to the final screening to determine the winner.
What score will it get?
Now, Atsushi and Fujimon's score is...
I wonder how it will turn out.
98 points! 94! 99! 97! 95!
The total is 474 points!
- And in 10th place is... - You did your best!
- So... - So what is this?!
It's a tie!
So, the first winner of the M2 Grand Prix is...
Wow!
Can we have the winner's trophy?
I'm about to cry.
Congratulations!
And the prize money will be 10 million rupees!
Rupees?
10 million rupees!
Check it out! It's 10 million rupees!
10 million rupees!
You are the first champion of the M2 Grand Prix!
Congratulations!
You did well!
You wanted it, didn't you?
I've never won an award like this.
It's very complicated because it's my first M2 show.
Congratulations!
You did well!
You didn't forget to react even though you have a lot of experience.
I'm happy for you.
Congratulations!
Thank you!
There were quite a lot of twists and turns.
Let's see how the first champion of the M2 Grand Prix reacts!
Congratulations!
You did well!