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Friday, London Cars. Tonight, we have an emergency project!
The 45-year-old table tennis player has finally been born!
Until his death, he hid his wedding announcement during a live broadcast.
He became a father and spent his day on the road.
You're young.
Also, two months after the Olympics, his total weight is 1064kg.
It's a record set by the women's table tennis team.
Let's see if he can move or not!
His first competition is a trampoline.
This time, he'll do a back jump twice.
Then, he'll do a super sit-up.
Then, he'll do a belly-drop.
Lastly, he'll do four consecutive back-taps.
His average weight is 89kg.
Will he be able to move or not?
The first challenger is the tallest, Kurosawa of Mori Mountain.
He's a symbol of energy.
He did three back-taps.
Next, he'll do a front step.
He did it!
Next, he'll do a belly-drop.
He did it!
It's true that he's too scared to practice wrestling.
Next, he'll do a back-tap.
First, he'll do a back-tap twice.
Then, he'll do a belly-drop.
Calm down and finish without getting carried away.
Next up is Niche.
So far so good.
Next up is Haraochi.
Last up is Seuchi, but he's starting to get scared.
So scary!
It's so scary...
that he's in a coma.
While the winner hasn't come out yet, the first place goes to Barbie!
She's got a nice face!
Barbie is...
Barbie is right.
She's got a nice face.
So far so good.
Next up is Haraochi, but...
he can't stop screaming.
So scary!
His return jump was a high-secret technique, but...
So scary!
Even Haraochi can't help but scream.
Next up is Saikeiri and Niche.
So scary!
A light movement and a wastefully high jump.
Here's the problem.
So scary!
Go, go, go!
If Saikeiri can do it, Haraochi can do it too!
Niche!
From a smooth Haraochi...
to a Saikeiri that no one else could do...
Wow!
Humanity first!
Is that so?
The 102kg Side Dish Club U.S.P.!
It's sinking!
It didn't even make it to the bottom and it's over.
I didn't expect such a low self-esteem.
Samurai!
It's frustrating!
Everyone is jumping, but I'm the only one who's not jumping.
It's frustrating.
It was a U.S.P. that looked like it was going to sink in a stupid trampoline.
I didn't think it would be like this.
The 100kg Side Dish Club U.S.P.!
I definitely don't want to lose.
To those fat people.
I'm going to win.
With a lot of confidence, first is the return kick.
Next is the super kick.
This is also easily cleared.
From here is the belly drop kick.
Last is the back kick.
As expected of Odeb entertainer Kaino Yokozuna.
Even if you exceed 100kg, you still have a sense of balance.
Why can't I rush?
The rise from the back...
Sink!
Just barely!
It's perfect!
It was perfect.
You're cool.
I'm a bit of a teacher type.
In addition, Naomi has a mix of big and small jumps.
First is the double jump.
Jump!
And more!
Finish with a side spin!
Great combination!
Spin cleanly without shaking the cheek!
I'm getting married the day after tomorrow.
Congratulations!
I'm so happy!
Ms.Tora! Ms.Tora!
Hurry up and say it!
A doll! A doll!
From now on, the official members will be selected!
Foodie idol, Michiko Ohashi!
Michiko!
Here I go!
She's cute.
She's not cute!
She's cute! She's cute!
She's cute!
She's tall!
A high jump!
She's good!
She succeeded in a combination of difficult techniques!
Take a break!
Next, a rough horse flying a trampoline!
The first challenger is HALNA, a Parisian!
HALNA!
Speaking of HALNA, she's a grassroots player!
Will she be able to fly a trampoline?
Is it a goal?
That's cruel!
One more time!
Do you want me to change my clothes?
Do you want me to show you?
New York is like this!
Amazing!
Next, 130kg and nuts!
You can't eat it!
Wow! Amazing!
It's a shank!
Tatsuya, you're the strongest in the world!
Amazing!
It's the only shank that's not protected by meat!
After that...
Which one is it?
Accent!
And then...
The ninja combo that they did brilliantly last time!
One...two...three...four...five...six...seven...eight.. .nine...ten!
Clear!
You're good at moving!
Next...
The one who showed us a powerful chain technique last time...
Ohashi Michiko!
Michiko!
Yes!
Wow, you're good!
You're good!
Suddenly, double jumps in a row!
It's a little different!
Wow, amazing!
Chiko-chan, you're amazing!
Jo, you're good!
Yes!
Yes, you're good!
The idol is good!
Surprisingly, they were able to do 8 double jumps in a row!
I can't do it!
And so...
These three were outstanding odebos on the trampoline!
It's been a while since we've seen a video like this!
It's a little...
Kuro-chan is a little worried, isn't she?
The aging has begun!
But she's only 38 years old!
38!
Isn't she the energy symbol of Mori Mountain?
She doesn't have muscles.
She doesn't have it at all.
The width of her socks is a little different.
Her hands are very wide.
You can't wear it unless you kill the rubber band.
You can't wear it unless you kill the rubber band inside.
Both of you look thin.
Don't say I'm thin.
You're not thin.
You're forcing me to wear it.
Please don't do it.
Eat your meal.
I'm eating my meal.
The trampoline is different.
Let's have Atsushi do it.
I'll do it.
Atsushi is athletic.
It's not good to be athletic.
She runs like Kyunin.
She can't do sports.
She has weak legs and waist.
What will happen to the trampoline?
What will happen?
She'll jump and spread her legs.
That's bad.
Can't you just jump straight?
That's scary.
That's disgusting.
Can't you just jump straight?
You can't jump straight.
If you raise your hands, it's easier to jump.
Straight.
She's jumping.
She's not jumping.
Nyoki, Nyoki, don't do it!
How do you jump from here?
You have to jump from behind, otherwise you can't jump in.
No, you have to jump from the front.
If you jump from the back...
Ah!
That's how it is!
Are you trying to jump from there?
No, you have to raise your knees.
That's impossible!
Don't let go of it.
Korichi tries again.
Atsushi, go forward!
If you don't do that...
Wow!
Maybe you can do it three times.
Wow!
It's flying!
Wow!
It's falling!
It's flying!
What are you doing?
Your trunk is amazing!
Your trunk is shaking!
It's up on YouTube, right, this comic book?
It's up on YouTube.
Wow!
It's amazing!
It's so cute!
Wow, this is amazing!
It's so cute!
The hair is shaking.
It's really amazing!
It's amazing!
It's great!
It's amazing!
It's really amazing!
It's great!
The costume is also great!
(The costume is also great!)
You look cool!
He is a tired guy.
He is having fun with his hands only.
He looks like someone's dream.
He looks like a robot.
It's like a horror movie!
It's hot!
You've lost weight!
You've lost a lot of weight!
She's cute!
She's smiling!
She's cute!
What's this?
You've lost a lot of weight!
You're ugly!
She turned around!
I got broads in Atlanta
Just think of me in Atlanta
Credit cards and scammers
Give 'em a boost in Atlanta
Legacy, fam
Can you see me like a pro?
I'm on that leg of Montana
All you kiddos out of Atlanta
- What does this mean? - What does it mean?
It's an eight.
Barbie does a world-order PV arrangement.
This opening scene is one of her highlights.
It's heavy, isn't it?
What is this?
- This is... - Hey!
- You're laughing, aren't you? - This is "Barbie D.U."
I can't express it alone.
I'll upload it to YouTube and embarrass you.
No!
What's going on?
These two returned to the grate after the dance.
I'm sorry about that, world-orders.
As expected of Mr. Zakiyama, you can't do pole dancing, can you?
It's more like me.
It's like I'm doing it.
Don't do it again.
It's rare for Mr. Zakiyama.
Don't do it to a man. If you do it to a man, you'll probably eat each other.
It's true.
Ms. Okarina, please do pole dancing.
Oh, that's right. I have a longing for that kind of thing.
If you don't have sexiness, pole dancing is tough, isn't it?
I have a good one.
What's with the guardian next to you?
I'd like to say something about J-pop.
At the end of the song, there's a person who looks embarrassed by making fun of you.
It's you who made fun of me!
In the first place, you ordered that song, didn't you?
You said, "I want to dance with you."
It's embarrassing to make fun of you.
Ms. Enone's dance is really...
It suits you.
You have a lot of abs.
You look like a model from Hawaii.
Like Jun Hasegawa.
The effect of acai has come out properly.
Ms. Yuria.
When I was a college student, I was in the street dance circle, as it looks like.
No, it's not as it looks like.
You like Michael, don't you?
I like him.
Michael Tomioka.
Cut it out!
You're getting carried away.
I'm getting carried away.
It's long! It's long!
Let's do it on Abema TV for an hour.
After this, O-debu will show off their special skills.
Who will be the winner?
Oh, no!
I lost.
This program is brought to you by UNI-LIBA and the sponsors you see here.
So cute.
O-debu will show off their special skills for the first time in a competition!
First, Kurosawa will show off his batting skills!
It's too short.
He hit it right in the middle of the field!
That's good!
He dodged it and...
He hit it with all his might!
He looked at the ball and...
He threw it!
But, with his own hope, he hit it again!
That's good!
He hit it right in the middle of the field!
That's good!
It's an home run chance!
What's this?
It's an L.A. loss.
But, with his own hope, he hit it in the middle of the field again!
Don't make it a home run!
I don't need a home run in the middle of the field!
She's Ando Natsu from Nishiguchi Pro-Wrestling!
It's been six years since I've been in a pro-wrestling ring!
She's going to teach us some techniques.
She's a female pro-wrestler, Yumi Okawa!
That's good!
I'm going to do a broom buster!
That's good!
Go for it!
That's great!
That's good!
That's great!
She can never do it as a pro-wrestler.
She's going to teach us a broom buster!
I'm going to do a road roller from a body slam!
What's that?
First up is a body slam!
That's good!
From here is a deadly road roller!
A 130kg body rolls over the opponent like a roller!
It's painful! It's painful!
The road roller...
It smells like it's going to be tough.
It doesn't smell tough!
Oka seems like he's in a lot of pain.
Alright!
It's a road roller, right?
I'm going to do a school boy!
What?
A school boy!
What kind of technique is a school boy?
Whoa! Whoa!
It's dangerous! It's dangerous!
One, two, three!
We're not doing any more!
That's a good one!
Next up is Mitche Kondo's first attempt at a road roller!
Will he be able to clear the school boy's challenge easily?
I will immediately jump out of the car!
What? Jump out of the car?
This is difficult, isn't it?
Huh? Huh?
It's not fixed!
Whoa! Whoa!
Huh?
What's going to happen?
Whoa!
Okay!
This is difficult!
The bar is coming towards me.
It's a little scary.
Ah, it's narrow.
This is a long point.
Next up is the first queen, Barbie!
What kind of technique is this?
Did Barbie get bigger?
No, no, no!
The ramp is small!
What? What? What?
Whoa!
Okay!
Wow!
This is super cute!
There is also the height of the jump rope.
It requires super powers and courage!
Next up is Yuria!
What?
Whoa!
Hey!
That's cute!
Previously, the senior at the agency confessed to Yamana...
Wow, you look really funny!
You look like you often wear it.
She said that this swimsuit she uses online is too funny.
Are you okay with that swimsuit?
What's with that swimsuit?
95kg crawl and butterfly
Butterfly is no good
Then...
No good
My nipples are getting on my nerves
Hide it here
You can hide it here
She got too carried away and changed her clothes
What's with that first swimsuit?
Crawl first
95kg crawl and butterfly
After that, fold back
Flexible quick turn
Butterfly
Why can't you open your eyes?
Her arms are up on the water surface
This is also a beautiful pose
I'm looking forward to this year too
Yurian has swum 50m
Now that I think of it, what was with that swimsuit?
This time too, I want to catch something thrown at me with my mouth
Last time, Naomi challenged catching marshmallows
This time, she'll try catching marshmallows 4 times bigger
Can you do it?
It's big
- You open your mouth a lot, don't you? - I do!
Open it up! Straighten it out!
I can do it! This is nothing!
I can do it!
Next up is Konnyaku!
It's flat and slippery, so it looks like it's going to be hard!
- Konnyaku is... - Come on!
- It's slippery! - Ah...
- Come...
- Wow! - Wow!
From which angle did he shake it?
- What is this? - Wow!
- Wow!
- He caught it from a wide angle! - What?!
He caught it from a wide angle!
I caught it!
Pon, pon, pon, pon!
Mmm...
I can do it!
Last up is Meatball!
He's got the tempo right for three in a row!
- Come on! - Come on!
- Wow! - Wow!
- Is it a smelly mouth?
- No doubt, the second one is already beautiful in the mouth! - It's true!
- Wow! - Wow!
- No doubt, the second one is already beautiful in the mouth! - It's fun!
- It's as expected of the King of the Foodie Protection, Naomi! - Naomi!
- Naomi!
That's it for today's first-time challengers and special skills of "moving arms".
There was something like "thin mud" right?
Like a woman rat that comes out of mud?
That's difficult.
Is it difficult?
Because the guard comes closer, you have to jump over it from the bottom so you don't bump into it.
I can do it, so I can do it like this.
If you can do it, does it mean you're fat?
If you can ride it, does it mean you're fat?
No, I'm fat.
Kuro-san's softball.
As a baseball fan, I can't get enough of it.
11 is enough for me.
You don't need a center or a left?
Even if you hold it that short, you can see Kuro-san's seriousness.
I definitely want to hit it.
Because a lot of people are coming.
You can see that I'm a professional wrestler, right?
Don't you have a fight on New Year's Eve?
What?
A MMA fight.
Really?
If you come on New Year's Eve...
You can't finish it in a month or two, right?
I don't have an NG, so I'll let you do it.
It's Yurian vs. Yurian.
With that swimsuit!
You're getting carried away!
Think about how the editors will feel.
They'll be mad at you.
On New Year's Eve, Kandori Shinobuko and Ryo experience a road roller.
I'll kill you!
Go, go!
It's a lie! It's a lie! It hurts!
Go, go, go!
With your chest! With your chest!
Go!
I'm going to die.
Did you see that, road roller?
Don't you dare say that again!
You talk too much!
This time,
we tried something new.
Nobue-chan, right?
Yes, that's right.
This time, we tried
Exile-san's "Chu Chu and Rain"
Wow!
There are seven of us in this video,
but all of us are me.
Wow!
Please pay attention to that, too.
Oh, no.
Boo Boo Train is here.
All of you are here, right?
Yes, we are.
Cool.
It's worse than World Order.
Charlie and Chocolate Factory.
It's dangerous.
It's like a movie.
It's interesting.
It's a waste.
It's luxurious.
It costs a lot of money.
It's amazing.
It's interesting.
They are dancing.
That's right.
They are dancing.
It's like a movie.
It's interesting.
It's like a movie.
Who is it?
It must have cost a lot of money.
It's CG.
The person who made the CG and the person who filmed EXILE.
But it was very difficult.
All seven of them are dancing.
There was someone you were interested in, right?
There is a member of the ER gang.
I don't know.
It's USA.
It's written in black.
Yes, it's written in black.
Uganda is USA?
Uganda is USA.
Uganda is not in it.
It's not in it originally.
This is it.
It's here.
Tamura Hatsushi, a father and a baby who has been waiting for him since he was 42 years old,
is married!
The wedding announcement was broadcasted live in September 2013.
The following year, he got married in Hawaii.
It's been two years and eight months since then.
Hatsushi became a father and stuck with him for a day.
The day before the birth date.
The staff paid a visit to Hatsushi, who finished filming another program in Okinawa.
It's tomorrow, isn't it?
That's right.
I've been thinking about it for a long time, but all I can say is that I want you to be born healthy.
That's right.
And my wife wants me to be healthy.
By the way, Atsushi is live on the radio from 10 p.m. to 12 p.m. on the Okinawa location and back in Tokyo the next day.
So he may be born while I'm working.
That's right.
According to Atsushi's schedule, there is a very low possibility of giving birth.
I know it's a boy and a girl.
A boy and a girl?
Yes.
She wants a boy and a girl, doesn't she?
Yes, she wants a boy and a girl.
Atsushi has been loved by the staff and children for a long time.
The moment they've been waiting for is coming.
Here is a photo from his wife, who always cooperates with the program.
It's very similar, isn't it?
It's very cool, isn't it?
Is she a girl like me?
She looks like a boy.
And it seems that Ryo-kun hasn't been told about his pregnancy yet.
I want to tell Ryo-san as much as I can after I'm born.
Ideally, when I'm about three years old, I'll be introduced as my daughter.
And the next day...
He picks up Atsushi who just finished filming and checks his LINE.
It's going to be tomorrow.
I have a headache.
Oh, really?
And the next day...
He meets Atsushi who is in Kyoto for a different filming than yesterday.
I'm not born yet.
I see.
Don't show up all the time.
Poor Atsushi.
And the third day...
He meets Atsushi who can't go to the hospital because of a stomach upset.
He checks his LINE while taking a break.
I'm born!
Congratulations!
Finally, the long-awaited baby is born!
He calls his wife right away.
Hello?
Thank you. You did your best.
What?
Do you have a baby voice?
His wife was recording his baby voice!
That's amazing.
You're fine.
Did he realize that he was a father after hearing his baby voice?
He has tears in his eyes.
I'm glad.
Did you see his face?
Does he look like me?
Thank you for your hard work.
Sushi says thank you to his wife and hangs up the phone.
I have a terrible voice.
I'm about to cry.
It's dangerous.
But you didn't cry.
No, I didn't.
I'm glad.
It's dangerous.
I decided not to cry.
After the recording,
the staff went to the hospital with Mr. Atsushi.
First, Mr. Atsushi talks to his wife in a private space.
It's hot.
Finally, Mr. Atsushi talks to his baby.
Here you are.
This is Mr. Atsushi's baby.
Wow, it's so small.
It's so small.
It's so cute.
Can I hold it?
Yes, you can.
It's Mr. Atsushi's first time to hold an upper box.
Can I hold it like this?
Yes, you can.
Here you are.
Nice to meet you.
I'm Mr. Atsushi Tamura.
I see.
It's the moment when he becomes a father and holds his daughter.
She is sleeping.
It's light but heavy.
It's the first time for him to feel the weight of life.
I want to hold her forever.
I'm holding her.
She is trying to open her eyes.
She is about to cry.
Mr. Atsushi, who is the father of this baby,
I don't want to leave you.
But it's easy for you to leave me.
You are a good girl.
Did you see her hands?
Yes, I did.
Wow, it's so small.
It's small but big.
It's not small at all.
Why?
It's a handshake.
A handshake.
The first handshake.
It was in 2024 in Nangrava.
Are you laughing?
What would you like me to say?
Oh, really...
I was going to say, "I can't live only for you," but...
I changed my mind, but...
I haven't changed at all.
I want to do anything for you.
She's laughing.
Did you laugh?
I want you to look at me now.
But I can't open my eyes yet.
You look like Buddha.
It's amazing.
I was hungry.
I'm glad.
Everything is...
Everything is safe and sound.
There's one thing I've forgotten.
Gyoza.
That's right. I haven't told you everything about Gyoza yet.
Let's go get a picture.
A commemorative photo with the baby.
As much as possible for Ryo-san...
After this, Ryo-kun will be surprised.
In fact, it was Arts-shi who was surprised.
That was about a month ago.
Staff visited Ryo-kun.
I'm surprised!
Arts-shi had reported that he would be a father soon.
I can't forgive you for that.
Oh, that's right. Soon...
When is it?
I forgot to congratulate you.
Ryo-kun was very happy.
He proposed a surprise of his own.
He said he would prepare a big celebration for me.
Arts-shi, who doesn't know such a thing,
finished a meeting with another program.
I have to report it.
Ryo-kun's home visit.
Yes.
Come a little closer.
Annoying acting.
Can you put me in the room?
While showing off his unpleasant feelings, he takes Atsushi into the room.
Do you have champagne?
No, we don't.
Do you want water?
I'd like to open it, but...
I'm not thirsty.
No, we don't need water this time.
We do. We don't need water.
We don't need water. We don't drink water.
It's disgusting.
What's disgusting about it?
We have to tell him.
This is where Atsushi goes to his room.
What is it?
Ryo-kun is shown a two-shot photo of him with his baby.
Hahaha!
This is also an amazing acting!
My daughter was born.
Yes, yes, a photo.
A while ago.
A while ago?
Yes.
Good!
I couldn't tell you that I was pregnant.
It was too sudden.
But...
I have to show you this, too.
What?
What is it?
Atsushi is shown a two-shot photo of him with his baby.
I have to show you this, too.
What is it?
A two-shot photo of Ryo-kun and Atsushi's baby.
The third person?
What?
The third person...
You're looking at me!
What?
Wow!
Wow! Your acting got better!
The third person is you!
I thought you were the third person.
You're my daughter.
Really?
I thought you were the first one.
I met you first.
You met me first!
I wanted to hug my daughter first, but I couldn't.
And you met me when you were awake.
That's right.
Women and men are connected.
That's right.
In fact, Ryoku met the baby first than Atsushi.
They are a couple of 23 years old.
Atsushi and Ryoku were born together.
For Ryoku and Atsushi,
they are happy like they are happy about themselves.
I love you.
You look like this when you open your eyes.
Hey!
You knew it!
Then open your champagne!
Champagne?
It's not champagne.
It's the same.
Yes, it's the same cup.
It's not champagne.
For now...
Here you are.
What?
What is this reverse idea?
The staff reported that Atsushi would become a father.
Is this okay?
In fact, Atsushi went shopping with his wife to celebrate the birth of their child.
The 3D one looks like Atsushi.
I thought it was a man, and I bought a lot of men's clothes.
It's not a man.
This is what I thought!
This will definitely work.
Take that water.
You care about dust.
But you can suck this?
Not at all.
If it's for her, it's okay.
You're quick, boss.
Thank you.
Thank you, girls.
Thank you.
Happy Birthday