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Friday's first regular event is...
All-star competition, Oedipal Castle Deciding Match!
Let's start with the first event, trampoline.
The challenge this time is...
Jumping straight up and landing in midair.
They'll do this three times in a row.
This time, they'll put their backs together and return to their position.
Their average weight is 88kg.
Who will be the first one to jump?
First up is the new member, McChobo King and Nuts!
You can do it, Nuts!
Their weight is 130kg!
He looks strong!
He's like a robot!
He's weak!
He's strong!
He's fast!
If you support your body, you'll jump once and it's over.
Next up is the tallest member, Kurosawa!
He looks skinny!
I'm sorry, but you look small!
He's got weight!
Kurosawa jumps!
You can do it!
Go!
More than last time!
The momentum was too strong and the ball just flew away.
It's a situation where you can't control your body, Haruna.
Next up, Paris Saint-Bon's Kondo Haruna!
Here I go!
Oh, nice!
Go around! Go around!
After the third retreat, she lands with a backhand!
She couldn't get up and lost sight of what's ahead of her.
She can't fly, Haruna.
What's going on?
Don't call me your coach!
Next up, Mitchie Enoue's challenge!
Here I go!
You're shooting!
I'm not shooting!
First, she retreats.
That was excellent!
Next up, her back.
She can't get up and lost sight of what's ahead of her.
With heavy weights on her back, it's difficult for her to stand up.
She's only 98kg.
She can't do it alone.
My stomach hurts!
The timing is...
At last, she gets on the trampoline and...
Let's go!
She has physical ability.
First of all, she retreats.
The momentum doesn't stop.
She gets ready and hits the back.
Although she weighs 98kg, her jump is high.
She gets ready and hits the back.
Next is the queen of dancing, Barbie.
She gets ready and hits the back.
As expected of the champion, she returns beautifully.
She gets ready and hits the back.
Next is the actress of 93kg, Nobuo Yuu.
She has a flexible body.
She gets ready and hits the back.
What kind of jump will she do this time?
What is she doing?
Next is her back!
Amazing!
The balance is amazing!
Can you do it?
Yes!
Cute!
Look at her beautiful back!
I want it!
You guys!
Look at the camera!
She weighs 93kg, but she has a beautiful back and a big body.
I want it!
Why is she so cute?
You did it!
She can move!
Next is a three-time combo!
Put your belly on it and put your body back.
Next is the knee.
Lastly, turn to the side and pose!
She's got a lot of energy!
I want it!
First, her belly.
Can you do it?
You can't!
You can't take off your glasses!
She's got a lot of fear.
Don't say it!
Next is Andonuts, who weighs 130kg.
You're big!
I can't do it!
Ah, it went in!
What is this? This is bad!
She blew away her precious glasses and got on top of it herself.
As expected, landing from the stomach is difficult for a fat person like Yui-py.
Next up is Barbie, who showed us a beautiful jump earlier.
Do your best!
Will she be able to get back on her stomach?
Landing from the face!
Scary!
This is tough!
It got on my lips.
Stop it!
Next up is a new member, Yullian Retriever.
For now, jump!
First, from the stomach.
Next up is a knee!
That was close!
Next up is a trampoline, a board and a gun.
That's dangerous!
It's like a president!
She's got a lot of energy!
I'm just a pig!
Next up is a woman who showed us a pretty good jump earlier.
That's scary!
The hair is scary!
Tie up her messy hair?
She's got energy!
Here I go!
The bus is hungry!
Great!
He's in position and continues with his knees.
The last one is a side spin.
Can you do a side spin?
Yes, I can.
Oh, great!
Amazing!
It doesn't roll.
It's hard to do a side spin.
Amazing!
As expected of him!
Some of them fail.
The director is trying to balance.
It's sticking together.
This is amazing!
Amazing!
It's sticking together!
It's sticking together.
He's very athletic.
He hasn't cleared it yet.
Will he be able to do it?
Thank you!
Thank you for saying that.
First of all, inside.
I'm scared.
I'm scared, too.
He's surprised, too.
What kind of face is that?
Next, knees.
What?
He's good!
And a side spin.
That's an amazing face.
Amazing!
And a smug face.
What's with that face?
What's with the last one?
Amazing!
No one could do it.
He's angry.
He stopped it!
The trampoline.
He's like a monster caught in a circus.
He's letting it fly.
And more?
He'll jump 30 times on the trampoline.
What?
Jumping 30 times...
Did you do it?
What?
(Nobue-chan, 148cm, 93kg)
On top of the trampoline, she jumps in the air.
The last is Nobue-chan, who is 148cm and 93kg.
Her flying posture is beautiful.
Here I go!
This is a high score.
First of all, her stomach.
Nobue-chan has that rhythm.
Next, her knees.
The last is a side spin.
I don't know if she can do it.
Next!
She did it!
Wow!
She puts her shoulders straight into the trampoline.
Her legs are aligned and she lands.
Her flying posture is really good.
And she does a beautiful side spin without shaking.
She can't stop.
She's fast.
These four girls were excellent at trampoline.
At that time, they challenged various competitions.
With new items, they turned the trampoline upside down.
And they changed their clothes.
There are various kinds of girls.
Family Yu-chan is a little cute.
Narumiya-kun said you are cute.
I'm very happy.
Barbie.
Yes.
She is athletic.
She landed very well.
Her athleticism is excellent.
Is it scary to go forward?
It's not scary at all to go forward.
You still have a lot of scars on your face, don't you?
No, it's not like that.
Is the balance of your makeup okay?
It's golden.
When I jumped in from my face, my face was crushed like this.
You have to do this.
You look like you can move more, but you can't.
You are young, aren't you?
Yes, I'm 12 years old this year.
It's annoying.
If you are 12 years old, you are my first child.
What are you doing?
You don't have a back, do you?
Yullian and And Natsu are the first to do this project.
Thank you for your cooperation.
From the beginning, it's quite sinking in the trampoline.
It's heavier than Michelangelo's trampoline, isn't it?
It's not Michelangelo's trampoline.
My glasses flew away.
Your glasses flew away, didn't they?
It's no good at all.
Hotta-chan, stand in line with Ando and look at it.
Hotta-chan is also in good shape.
I'm not in good shape.
Hotta-chan is about the same height.
Hotta-chan, stand in line with Ando and look at it.
It's really heavy.
The other way around.
It's not that heavy.
It's not heavy at all.
It's scary.
Who is the fastest Odebo?
It's a 50-meter high-speed race.
It looks like a tough competition.
You always have to put one of your feet on the ground.
Fighting with the burden of design, leading to physical strength limitations...
The first race is between Yui-pi and Yoshimoto.
We have Yoshimoto's signboard.
Yui-pi always has a lot of pressure.
I don't feel any pressure at all.
Who will win?
Both start golfing.
Go! Go! Go!
10 meters left.
Which one changed?
Let's watch it in super slow motion.
Yuki's chest and body are surfing.
I did it!
It's hot!
The reaction is childish.
The second race is Okarina versus Yuria.
For now, I will walk as hard as I can!
Come on, Yuria!
She's loud.
Ready!
Yuria is in second place.
Don't lose!
I'm in trouble.
I'm having a hard time.
Yuria is fast.
She's cute.
Yuria is in second place.
Yuria is fast.
I'm dead!
I was confused.
It's weird. It's weird.
The third race is Dobrychan versus Farna.
You were so cute last time.
Thank you.
I'm absorbed in it.
Seriously, I won't lose!
Hey! I'm counting on you!
But really, make cookies and wait for me!
I'm not Stella Uma-san!
Do you know how to fish?!
Hey! You're making fun of me!
On your marks...
Get set...
Go!
Nobue-chan is moving her short arms and legs desperately.
She can't lose!
She's going to chase him from here!
At the same time...
Go!
Which one?!
Haruna's expression is really funny.
Again, it's a slow camera judgment.
With just a little difference...
It's Nobue-chan!
No way!
It's really Nobue-chan!
No way!
I laughed a little earlier...
But it was really fast.
I don't want to lose again.
I'm really happy that I won.
Please...
Give me a bowl of ramen!
You can even pretend to be a racer!
Next up is Non and Ando's super heavyweight match!
Well, you're a lot fatter than me...
So you have a lot of confidence in winning.
We have almost the same body type!
That's not true! You're thinner than me!
You're really super fast!
I can't stop if I catch my breath!
Really?
I can't lose!
Seriously...
If you have the power, you can do it!
While I'm doing this...
I might end up hitting you!
Seriously...
I'm getting pissed off right now!
Really!
Even now is fine!
Hitting me right now is fine!
You're so cool!
You're really strong!
A fateful confrontation!
Will they win?!
Go! Go! Go!
Go for it! Go for it!
What's up with you?!
Go! Go! Go!
They keep pulling each other away.
Just like that, go!
Hey!
Shut up!
Are you out of your mind?!
What are you doing?!
What's up with you?!
They were so slow!
What?!
They were so slow!
I turned around and they were still doing it!
They were so slow!
Hey!
Their bodies are strong, but their faces don't move at all!
The final race is the head-to-head battle between Enogue and Barbie!
What are you thinking about? Are you thinking about your assets?
I don't want you to say that!
No, no. I know, but if you just say that, it's going to be like this.
No, no, no.
I'm just passing by.
This is the last race, so they have to race 100 meters.
100 meters?!
100 meters is too long!
Ready?
Barbie leads!
What's wrong with you?
Wait!
While she's being chased by the paint,
Something's wrong.
It's coming up!
What's wrong with you?
Is she at her limit?
It's coming up!
Are you okay?
I can't do it.
While she's being chased by the paint,
Something's wrong.
Come on, come on, come on, go!
No, I'm crying a little.
I'm crying a little.
Is this okay?
What kind of tears are these?
Is your heart okay?
It's just a little hot in here.
I got really sucked in.
I got sucked in, wow.
These five girls have won the race.
There were a lot of clashes, too.
Kuro-chan and AP.
I was hungry, so I managed to...
AP is scary to run.
It's weird.
Magicians often do this.
Kuro-chan, you're starting to look younger.
I'm scared of getting older.
You're still young.
I'm 38 years old.
I used to be an old lady.
But I'm at that age now.
So I don't like it.
Hotta-chan, who did you like?
Naomi Watanabe and Ando-san.
You're so late, but you're so skinny.
My weight is only 5kg.
It's not about 5kg.
My Achilles tendon is about to rip.
It happens, doesn't it?
Okarina, why were you laughing?
I don't know why I can't run.
It's weird, but it's really hard.
I feel sorry for Kyoho, who laughs at you.
Apologize to Kyoho.
Apologize to Kyoho in front of the TV.
You haven't seen Kyoho.
And Barbie's erotic Kyoho.
She's 100m long.
It's hot in here because you're not breathing, right?
Why do you look like you're about to die?
I really can't breathe.
I can't breathe and I'm like this.
Nobue's pose before the start.
That's cute, isn't it?
Let's all stand up and do this.
Get ready for position!
Get ready!
Don't fall!
This is an interesting new show.
"Dance Battle"!
This show is brought to you by Unilever and the following sponsors.
In this round kick, while moving their center of gravity, they continue to spin.
While supporting their weight, they spin around.
First of all, Sanan's body is weaker than Mori's body.
Here we go!
A little more, a little more!
Good! Next!
Good!
Somehow, they cleared it!
The camera is fixed.
You were scared, weren't you?
Yes! I was scared!
It was really scary!
Next up is 78kg Harrison Bond.
He looks like he'd be good at this.
Next!
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
She can't stop.
I can't stop! I can't stop!
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
She spins three times.
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
I can't stop!
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
She keeps making noises, but she's already cleared three spins.
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
I made a weird noise.
It's so scary!
Next up is Watanabe Naomi's challenge!
Will she be able to support her 98kg body?
You have to balance and go next!
Next up is... Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Wow!
Your heart is crying!
That's crazy!
Isn't your heart at its limit?
Her body is so heavy that it's hard for her to spin.
What kind of face is that?
On top of that, she spins one more time.
Your heart is crying.
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
You have to balance and go next!
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
I can't stop!
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Your heart is crying.
She supports her entire body with her arms.
Your heart is at its limit.
Isn't it kind of slow to spin?
It's slow.
You did it!
Next, Okarina will challenge a high-level technique.
Go!
I'm going to do a back spin.
It's her first time doing a back spin with Raa.
Really?
Where do you hold it?
You hold it, don't you?
Why don't you hold it all the way?
Wow!
I did it!
You did it!
Love game!
It's "k" now, not "o" and "k"!
It's like a famous Olympic scene.
That's right.
I think I'm good at it, too.
Watch other members' performance at once!
Natsu Ando
Yuria Yuriya
Nobue-chan Nobue-chan
Yui P. Yui P.
Yui P.
Will Barbie show us a trick at last?
Take one leg off and turn around.
What does it mean?
It's impossible!
You can't do it!
Hey!
You spread your legs like that and...
She did it at once!
Wow!
She's so cool!
She's so cute!
She's so cool!
She's so cute!
So, the cute girls are Barbie and Okari!
Wasn't Barbie beautiful when she turned around?
She was beautiful.
Really?
I wonder if she'll keep turning around.
She's turning around like that.
I've done this before but it's very difficult!
It's difficult!
It's not helpful at first.
It's very bad so it's not helpful at all.
We can turn diagonally, can't we?
What?
We can turn diagonally at night.
Can you lend us some interesting material?
It's not that amazing.
It's really not that amazing.
You don't have to do it until you borrow it.
But my hands and feet are about to rip off.
No, it's not.
Really?
It's because of my weight.
I can't do it without courage.
But you don't have any facial expressions at all.
But you must have lost it.
Facial expressions?
It wasn't that scary.
Are you interested in LARP?
LARP...
It looks a little scary.
But it's very interesting. Please try it.
It's easy to do.
So, it's the first time for Narimiya-kun to experience LARP.
It's okay, it's okay.
It's because of my weight.
I can't do it without courage.
Narimiya-kun, do you have anything to say?
Advice.
It's about feelings.
Narimiya-kun, if you bring your feelings to me, I'll turn around, right?
I'll go.
Please!
I'll go.
Please hold my hands.
I'm sorry, Hajime-san. I was surprised.
I believed you just now, but it was a little dangerous.
Obie-chan, who was doing Ayumi Hamasaki's backdance, arranged the actual dance.
This is the actual dance.
From here, it's original.
She arranged it herself.
Amazing.
Were you dancing?
Yes, I was dancing when I was in college.
Amazing.
You are great.
You are cool.
What are you doing?
She is getting excited.
What was your image like?
I had a good image.
But I couldn't fly.
I was surprised.
You have a great face.
Amazing.
You are cool.
I'm not sure about this.
She's lying down.
She's so cool.
She's so big.
She's so cool.
She can go around the world.
The color suits you.
What is this?
It's green.
She's so cool.
She's dancing.
What is this?
She's so cool.
She's dancing.
She's so cool.
She's dancing.
It's a dance of girls.
It's her style, isn't it?
And here...
It's PSY, isn't it?
Can you do it?
What's this?
It's sexy, isn't it?
It's soft, isn't it?
These four danced to "GLEAT", a dance duo.
They're on a high level.
They can all dance, aren't they?
Noze is amazing, isn't she?
She's cute.
She was dancing when we were doing the back dance.
She's real.
Her arms and legs are getting shorter.
I think they're getting buried.
They're getting buried?
I think their arms and legs are getting buried.
They're getting longer, aren't they?
I think they're getting longer.
It's like a club.
If you do this with your neck, your butt will pop out.
It's like a club.
Let's see what kind of skills they have.
First up is the new member, Yurian Red River.
My highest point is...
I'm a first class car
She will challenge this S class with first class car
Her ability is...
It's difficult
It's difficult but she's so serious
It hurts
Next, Okarina
I will move with roller shoes
She will move with wheels attached to the wall
It's difficult for an adult
It's difficult at first
It's difficult for an adult
Okarina can move freely
It's like a studio
I'm angry
Next, actress Nobue-chan
Actress Nobue-chan
Today, I will show you what I learned in middle school
She looks nervous but she's doing it well
She's doing it for real
She's so cool
Next, obstacle jump which is difficult
Well done!
It's heavy!
Although she is 93kg, she is good at everything.
Nobue-chan!
It's like a movie. A fat king is doing his best.
In order to help you,
I will catch whatever you throw at me.
First, marshmallows.
Wow, that's amazing!
He-he-he!
And then...
Wow!
Next, a 4cm-wide uniform.
Wow!
It's heavy!
Wow!
This uniform is delicious!
Lastly, a 9cm-wide
meat bun which is bigger than your mouth.
Come on!
It's quite difficult
to catch me.
Wow!
You look like a cheater!
No matter what I catch,
I won't lose my balance.
What are you guys doing?
What's wrong?
You noticed, didn't you?
What are you doing?
I'm sorry.
To your important chin.
Wow!
Stop it!
Egg?
I can't help it.
Wow!
I'm getting angry.
Around here.
I'm getting angry.
What?
I don't want that.
Hurry up.
I can't do it.
Hand-mime, right?
What?
Wow!
You are in the city, aren't you?
That's right!
That's all for today's show!
Wow!
Motto-chan, how was it?
But, Barbie, you know, the call dance you did just now...
Wow!
The overall balance is good, isn't it?
Actually, I'm depressed.
What?
What? Are you addicted to sports?
Wow! I'm really depressed!
What?
You look like you're depressed.
That's right!
I want to touch you! I want to touch you!
Wow!
I want to touch you!
Wow!
What is it?
It's around here.
Wow!
Really?
I'm quite surprised.
Bambi-chan, this part is like your butt.
It's the opposite of your brother's.
What do you mean?
Bambi-chan, you can put a rod here.
I can put a rod here.
How do you do it?
It's fine. It's fine to show off.
Do you have a rod?
No, I dropped it before I could put it in.
It's fine.
I think you can do it.
Can you do it?
I don't have enough time.
You don't have enough time?
Can you call me?
You can do it.
I think you can do it.
You can do it, right?
Let's start the music.
It's a long song.
Do it quickly.
Do you have a rod?
You can do it.
Do you have a rod?
You can do it.
Do you have a rod?
Come on!
No way!
Shut up!
You're crazy!
You laughed.
You laughed!
Stop! Stop!
OK! Stop!
What is it? What is it?
I can't find the rod!
What is it?
It's under there!
Oh, it's here!
That's enough!
After this, it's Narimiya-kun's turn!
Here's a special guest, Narimiya-kun's announcement!
From April 29th, Friday Night Drama "Dangerous Fruit".
From what I heard, it was about birds.
It's about dangerous adult characters.
I see.
This time, we got a lot of hints from Barbie-san.
What kind of hints?
A lot of erotic hints.
It's not a hide-and-seek dance!
Why can't you find a rod in a drama, Narimiya-kun?
I can't do it!
With that said, "Dangerous Fruit" broadcasted on the same day as "Ronhar", will start on the 29th.
And, this time's "Dance Queen" will be Nobue-chan!
Congratulations!
Next week!
Now that it's the beginning of the week, "Miracle 10,000 Yen Cost"!
Wait for me!
First-class camera, make-up, stylist's godly skills!
But, there's a miracle over there!
I'm going to spill it!
Of course, there's a reverse miracle shot!
What is this?!
This program was brought to you by the Goranmos poster.