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Tonight's headlines are...
In 2016, a famous fortune-teller ranked as one of the female entertainers...
In a year when you don't feel like you're alive...
"An unstable game has started on "earth"..."
"Two "taratara" lines have been added..."
What will happen to the women who caused a ruckus last year?
She was attacked...
Is it a sudden pattern?
Who will be the top one to spend this year with a smile?
On the other hand, who will be the worst woman to be too tough for a year?
Be careful! In 2016, you're not a woman, you're a man!
JK!
I don't feel uncomfortable in my uniform at all.
JK!
JK, right?
Two people have appeared for the first time in London Hearts...
Kumakiri Asami-san and Peko-san!
Nice to meet you!
Is this your first time, Kumakiri-san?
Yes, it is!
I have an image of appearing here...
Is there no other place for you to be active other than here?
Why is that?
Peko-san!
Yes, thank you!
Today, your boyfriend is here, isn't he?
Again?!
Please call me! I'm sorry!
Is it okay for me to call you?
What's your boyfriend's name again?
I'm Churchill Island's prince, Richard!
Thank you!
Is he male or female?
No! No! He's definitely a woman!
What do you think of him?
What do you think of him, Churchill?
Why did you appear?
What's wrong with you?
You have a scary face!
You're suspicious!
And you, Nobue-chan...
Since then, you've become very popular!
In last year's O-Debut Competition,
she became a fierce fighter in London Hearts!
Her physique and sharp movements
makes her the best actress in 27 countries!
She also worries about divorce issues!
Last year's winner is Tomochika!
Congratulations!
It's a good year, isn't it?
I'm playing Asadora right now.
You're in it?
Yes!
Look!
She's a great role and she's always with me.
She plays it for me every day.
Yo! Tomochika!
Yo! Nyai!
I want it!
What is she saying?
What is this?
And the ranking that this fortune-teller will judge is...
As you can see, there are three groups.
This year's top one-two and worst one-two will be announced at the end of the year.
It's a very exciting system!
So, let's start with the top three lucky groups!
Harisenbon!
Minoha and Haruka!
You're lucky!
You were lucky last time as well.
How was it?
It was good.
I was told that beauty requires polishing.
And I made my teeth white.
And the taxi driver told me that I was sexy.
She finally said it!
I've never felt so sexy since Kyoko Fukada!
She's always sexy!
I'm always praised for being an old man.
Minoha's fortune for this year is...
Stella Kaoruko's fortune is...
She's lucky at work.
She's lucky at charisma.
She's lucky at great development and great success.
Charisma?!
She might be able to film a new show.
She might be able to succeed in a job she hasn't done much of.
Like Omochika,
there might be a story like "Asadora de..."
I've only played a role who can't get in touch with people.
But you have one thing you're good at.
I can only do it for Haruka.
Last Omyoji.
Mr. Hashimoto's fortune for this year is...
He's very lucky in love.
Especially since May, you can look forward to new encounters.
If you're invited out for a meal or something like that, please go.
One thing you should be careful of is...
It's easy for clothes to smell bad.
It makes men disappointed.
It's like you smell something weird.
You didn't leave that curse blade at home, did you?
- I have it at home. - You do?
- I don't know if you have it. - Does it smell?
But I have it in front of the altar.
- Because you're dead? - Because I'm dead.
You don't have to offer it to your ancestors.
- To your ancestors? - It's like a part of my ancestors.
- If you pull out your tooth, what is it? - Above.
- Above the roof? - If it's above, it's below.
- Below your brain? - Below my brain.
- It's an apartment, so it's for people on the first floor. - You can't!
- Don't hit me! - Don't hit people on the first floor like this!
- To the first-floor room.
Shimada Shuhei's assessment.
It has a "moteki toraisen" in it.
You should actively go to the meeting place and get introduced to people more and more.
This is the "moteki toraisen".
Does everyone have it?
- In 2016... - Huh?
- My sense of smell is getting sharper. - Huh?
If you meet someone with a good smell and choose them, there's no doubt.
When you get introduced to people, it's better to smell them first.
Because they're black.
However, there's a narcissistic line.
If you change your teeth, you might think you're cute. Be careful of that misunderstanding.
- Oh, it's what you said earlier. - I'm almost sick of it.
- The misunderstanding is starting. - It's starting.
Even if you take it off, you have to think you have black teeth and live your life properly.
- Your heart is black. - Your heart is black.
It's not black.
- In 2016... - Stop! Stop!
- She revealed the importance of her originality. - Stop! Stop!
- Next up is the announcement of group 4 of luck in 2016!
- Oasis! - Wow, that's fast!
- It's here!
- Kayoko Okubo!
- Wow!
- Rose Bonbon! - Bonbon!
- Isn't that great?
- She's 44 years old and still a special erotic woman.
Her luck in 2016 is...
Stella Kaoruko's assessment.
Her luck in work.
She'll have to work for a long time from February to April.
Also, around July, she'll have a big job.
She values her spirit of challenge.
She'll challenge herself at 45?
Will I still work?
Don't you want to work?
You want to know about love, don't you?
That's right.
What's your relationship with Mr. Junior?
I don't care about him.
He's a dirty man.
I'm ignoring him now.
Ignoring?
I'm ignoring him when he's doing his job.
That's no good.
Why are you laughing?
It's about love fortune.
I want to know more about it.
It's about fortune-telling.
It's called "masukakessen".
I've heard of "masukakessen" before.
This is "masukakessen", which is said to have existed for some time.
It's about fortune and talent,
but it's about stubbornness and weird love affairs.
It's about getting married early or not getting married for a long time.
It's about extreme love affairs.
No, no, no.
However!
Masaharu Fukuyama, who held "masukakessen" last year,
Tanaka, who held "bakushoumondai",
and Juniors and celebrities are still getting married,
so don't miss this "masukakessen" marriage boom!
But "masukakessen" is for men, isn't it?
Isn't it good for getting married?
That's right.
Recently, I've been drinking soju in a bowl.
I've been drinking soju in a bowl at home.
Kurosawa, you're laughing a lot.
Was it funny?
It was funny!
It was funny, wasn't it?
I've been drinking soju in a bowl.
It's good, but it's best for Kurosawa.
Why are you saying that?
The last "omyoji", Hashimoto's judgment.
Please show it.
That's scary.
I can see green onions.
Last time, the members' private...
I can see their noses being plucked.
The last "omyoji", which is suitable for men, has been plucked.
What did Okubo-san see?
He's puking.
Puking wine.
He's practicing puking wine.
When I'm drinking wine at home like this, I don't know what I'm saying, so I'm spilling it like this.
Is that what you're doing?
You don't know what you're saying?
It's not coming out of my mouth like I thought it would.
It's coming out?
I'm holding a glass in front of me.
I want to drink it.
Drink it.
What are you doing?
Is that it?
Next is the last "fifth place" of the "luck is good" group in 2016.
I'll do it. I'll do it here.
Do your best.
The actor with zero stability.
Because he's anxious again this year, he wants to be told that fortune-telling is good.
"Fifth place", Mori-san-chuu-kuro-sawa-san.
Thank you.
You're cute.
Thank you. Last time, I won second place.
This year, you won first place, too.
Moe-san, your image of Oshima and Murakami is very strong.
I've been hiding it for a while, but I've been working alone in 2015.
It was a great year.
Even in 2016, Moe-san ranked first in the E-group.
Judging by Shimada Shuhei,
there are "fish" at the end of the brain line.
"Fish" at the end of the brain line.
Is this a sign of success?
Last year, you were 1.5 times busier.
Super cup.
I'm happy!
You're a smart guy.
I'm happy that you're working alone.
Don't show your face.
I know it.
Judging by Getters Iida,
it's their first time to enter a moteki.
They may fall in love with an elderly man in a familiar place in the summer.
Who is it?
An elderly man.
Don't you know him?
I only know Sanpei.
Is Sanpei an elderly man?
He's an elderly man.
Only Sanpei can speak.
Sanpei is good.
Sanpei can't see what's ahead of him.
You should support him.
No, I can't.
You should support him.
No, I can't.
Also,
if you do an impersonation, you'll become popular.
Do you have one?
Recently, I did an impersonation of Yuipi.
Yuipi?
Yes, Yuipi.
From "Okazu Club"?
I'm sure you should moisturize it, Okarina.
OK.
Can you do it?
You should do it.
Did you put hand cream?
Yes.
Makeup water is also important.
I haven't done it yet.
She said you should do it.
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Good Luck Group
Except for the last announcement of "Top 1" and "2",
we don't have special luck, but we don't have bad luck.
You are "Normal Group".
Nobue-chan, you look like a poop.
You can't be a poop, can you?
I can't be a poop, can I?
You were holding hands.
No, I'm not a poop.
You are human.
Besides, unstable entertainment industry,
and private problems,
we don't want to join "Good Luck Group" only.
No. 6
Nobue-yu.
I will announce it at once.
No. 7
Harisenbon Kondo Haruna.
No. 8
Mifune Mika.
No. 9
Kumakiri Asano.
No. 10
And the last "Normal Group" member, "No. 10",
who didn't join "Good Luck Group" until...
I announce "No. 9" first!
Again, "Good Luck Group" can't join "No. 10".
Meanwhile, we will announce the opinions of "Normal Group" members.
First of all, "Nobue Group" which is closest to "Good Luck Group".
Shimada and Shuhei's opinions.
There is a mood-maker and charisma line for entertainers.
Is there a mood-maker and charisma line for you?
However, there is a short-term line that has a long overlap of life line and brain line.
You should show yourself more without holding back.
I agree. I have a lot of overlap.
You should show yourself more and more.
Do you want to dance?
I will do my best.
Go ahead and dance!
Dance time!
Awesome!
When "Nobue" was attracting attention, "Isoyama" was a little nervous.
I knew it!
Do you want to dance?
I'm nervous!
Your character will be taken away!
"Makurunzai" "Pocchoi" Dance Time!
Really?
Go ahead and dance!
"Makurunzai" "Pocchoi" Dance Time!
Oh, that's nice!
Wow! What's with that step?!
Stop it!
Disgusting!
I see...
As expected!
There's still no giving up, right?
Yeah, as expected!
It's a fun game!
As expected of Isoemon, comedy is a win for pleasure!
Next, last year's unlucky group, "Five Senpai"!
Be careful of middle-aged men
Something like that...
It was written like that, but...
It's true, when we were shooting in a shopping district...
An old lady said "You're cute! You're cute!"
While we were shooting comfortably...
An old man came out and said "You're not cute!"
That's a bit strong, isn't it?
That's not true!
Be careful of middle-aged men!
That's right!
That's cute!
Then, we'll announce this year's lucky group of seven!
It's Stella Kaoruko's judgment!
Stella-obasan! (Old lady Stella)
That's not Stella!
"Uchaku ga..." (Uncomfortable)
What does "uchaku ga..." (Uncomfortable) mean?
It's more important!
You sell cookies?
What do you mean you don't sell cookies?
You don't put fortune cookies in it!
You don't make fortune cookies!
You say chocolate cookies are good, don't you?
Chocolate cookies are good, but you're Stella's aunt, aren't you?
You're her uncle, aren't you?
You're Stella's uncle, aren't you?
Who is Stella's uncle?
Shigoton!
Yes!
The program you cherished until about July may end.
But on the contrary, you may have a challenge for a job you've never done before.
Minowa's luck is good, so your work luck may improve.
Take good care of your partner.
That's right. We're already a duo.
That's right.
Please take care of me.
I'm counting on you.
I'm counting on you, Stella.
No, it's the other way around.
I'm counting on you.
Lasonmyoji, Mr. Hashimoto's assessment.
Health luck.
You tend to eat sweets as a reward for yourself.
This can cause diabetes.
Especially in February.
You may run away or be chased from behind in a car.
No!
Do you drive?
I do.
I...
You drive?
I drive.
Are you a delivery man?
You're Stella's aunt, aren't you?
You're Stella's uncle, aren't you?
Come and buy it!
I've also received a thank you letter.
That's scary!
Green onions, chives, and meat were stuck in my teeth.
Be careful!
The other day, I ate gyoza with lots of chives.
I got choked up.
Did you feel like that when you were watching it?
I'm so happy!
Didn't you feel like that?
Isn't it you, Haruna-san?
Oh, isn't it you, Haruna-san?
Haruna, don't glare at me like that.
When you say "me" glaring at you, you sound weird.
I'm glaring at you.
This year, be careful of your health and don't hurt your neck.
Next, the normal group match.
Mika Mifunemika, who will be a graduate of Nikonmon University.
Getter's Eda's assessment.
In the first half of the year, you'll have good luck and recover from last year's failure.
However, in the second half of the year, you'll be sick and feel tired more.
By the way, the lucky spot is the live house.
What?
If you say it by chance, trouble you will do it again.
But it's a lucky spot.
By the way, I'm listening about Nikon.
According to Shimada's assessment, Nikon will succeed.
It's better for you to get a divorce and then you'll have good luck for the next two years.
Your luck for work will increase and you'll start a new love.
Mifune will build a good relationship with the man she met in 2015.
I won't date him anymore.
What?
I won't date him anymore.
How old are you now? Thirty?
I'm thirty.
You're thirty, right?
I'm tired.
Not yet, Mitsuura.
It's a waste of time. I've been holding back for a while.
I thought I lost a lot of money.
I thought I shouldn't do what I wanted to do.
I've been holding back for a long time.
You're a normal group of ninth place, Kumokiri Asami.
In 2016, you'll be a graduate of Osaka Seon.
I'm Tsutera Kaorukosu's assessment.
Since June of 2016, your luck has increased.
No matter what you try, it doesn't work out.
It seems like you'll have a big turning point in your life.
A big turning point.
However, you have to choose between work or love.
I'll choose work.
Completely?
I'll betray love.
I'll do my best at work.
Shimada Shuhen's assessment.
Your hands are wrinkled.
What is this?
Why?
What is this?
Wrinkled hands are self-assertive, troublesome, and bother others.
They have three life lines, which are unusual.
In other words, they say a lot of things in their mouths, but in the end, they stand up on their own.
They are women with firmness.
I'm glad you got it right.
It's quite difficult.
The last name.
Hashimoto's assessment.
I asked you to list it.
There are a lot of hairballs on a black bedspread.
In order to increase women's ability, let's pay attention to places where we don't usually show it to anyone.
It's like a black jersey. Is it similar?
It's similar.
Your own?
It's my own. Of course it's my own.
Leave it.
I disposed of it all.
You disposed of it all?
No, I don't want to deal with it anymore.
You don't want to deal with it?
Yes.
It's my own line, though.
It's your own line.
It's your own line, apparently.
You don't want to deal with it?
No, I don't want to deal with it.
You don't want to deal with it?
We don't want to deal with it, right?
But will this exchange also become online news?
Thank you for waiting.
You didn't make it to the unlucky group.
You are in the ordinary group.
The last person is...
There is a possibility of being in the top 2, but I don't want to be in the unlucky group!
Isoemon!
Safe!
Well, barely.
Oh no!
It's starting now!
So, out of these 7 people, 5 of them will be in the unlucky group!
Meanwhile, Isoemon, who slipped into the last of the unlucky group...
Opinion of Dr. Okai of ophthalmology.
"Thin flesh", "flaky ears", "missing or not understanding what people are saying", "pretending to know everything"
Is it true?
It's true!
Is it thin?
It comes out of your ears.
It's flaky!
Mr. Hashimoto of "last of music", he gave us an example.
Wow, what is it?
And...
Let's not do a low blow.
Wow!
It might create an enemy.
What?
I've seen it in "London hearts" too, but it's quite common.
It's true that Isoyamon, who drank alcohol...
Ouch!
...seems to be overdoing it.
Low blow!
Isn't he doing it?
He looks like he's in a bad mood.
He must be drunk.
It's not working.
By the way, Shuhei Shimada is said to be the most "mutsurisukebe" among the 15 people.
Do you know why Okubo and Isayama are called "eroic"?
They are the type of people whose inner thighs are always flexible.
I see.
Flexible.
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Watch out, 2019! You're in for bad luck in the Women's Grand Prix!
Those seven people haven't been called out yet.
Please touch me.
I'll touch you.
There's first place and second place.
There's first and second place.
There's also first and second place.
This is bad.
Really?
It's still there.
But she's a lucky girl, so I'm sure it'll stay.
Why do you think she's a lucky girl?
Her teeth brushing and her toothbrush...
When she brushed her teeth, they never fell down.
That's usually the case.
That's what I think, too.
Kana-chan wasn't like that in the beginning?
Then she'll be like this, too.
She'll be like this.
She'll be fine.
She'll be fine?
Yes, she'll be fine.
It's hard for the general public to understand, so don't do it.
It's tough, so be careful.
It's true, it's hard to understand.
It's hard to understand.
That's what you think, right?
I'll be careful.
Here I go.
Worst...
Coin!
There's a possibility of top one and two, but...
I want to get out of this worst battle as soon as possible!
Tsubasa Masuoka!
I did it! Jump up!
You did it before too, didn't you?
For the past few years, it's been worst 2 or something like that.
Masuoka, who has been put through a lot of trouble, is in a worst fight.
What will happen in 2016?
Shimada's judgment.
From the emotional line to the downward line, there is a "miren taratara" line.
There is also a "shiwa shiwa" line.
He is very concerned about it.
He is concerned about everything, gets caught and feels dizzy.
It's just going to be tough.
Don't worry!
That's right!
That's not right!
Be serious!
I know! I'm serious about this!
You're not!
I know!
Why do you keep doing this with your hair?
I want to go to prison!
Be serious!
Even if there is a good person, one step is not enough.
If you have a partner now, this year you will look at your relationship with your partner again.
You can see your partner's weakness and you want to keep your distance.
I sing a lot at home!
I don't care!
I sing a lot at home!
This is the most unnecessary information!
It's really unnecessary!
That's right! What we want to know is his own story!
He was assaulted.
Oh, the guy who suddenly comes?
It's Yonezuke!
He's divorced!
Does he come to your house?
Is it your house?
Fix it?
We have the same birth year, school year and blood type.
1985?
October 13th, we have the same B type.
30 years old?
30 years old.
That's how we became close.
We even have a parent.
You have a parent?
I don't have one.
But it's natural for you to take a step forward.
Huh?
But I have a child, so I think about it a lot.
I think about it too.
I see.
I can't move my own feelings.
Left and forward.
I'm doing it carefully.
Will their love story end?
Won't it end?
Let's watch and see!
2016, "You're Unlucky" Women's Grand Prix.
Next is "WORST FOUR"!
Who didn't make it to the top two and was called here?
What?
That's bad.
You said you were a lucky girl.
What? Is it Ryuchel's fault?
Ryuchel's fault, right?
Is it Ryuchel's fault?
Shimada's assessment.
There is a X-sign on the emotional line.
This is not a fall for you, but it is expected to be hit by others.
I won't say it anymore.
You lied!
It's Ryuchel's fault.
Also, there is an X-sign on Ryuchel's face.
No way!
She will do it.
Be careful.
What will you do if you have an X-sign, Peko?
I don't like it like a bad woman, but I don't think I can say goodbye.
There is no one like that.
That's right. There is no one like that.
It's hard to meet.
I'm looking forward to having an X-sign.
No way!
It's better to meet a man.
No!
There is a possibility of cheating with a man.
There is no possibility of cheating with a man.
Do it properly!
I don't like it.
Do it properly!
No way!
In 2016, Bad Luck Hill Grand Prix, the Worst Three have been announced!
Worst Three! 13th place is...
No way! No way!
Oh no!
No way!
Really?
Who's Left Behind?
Wow!
No way!
Really?
Who's Left Behind?
No way!
Oh, right! Half and half!
Last year, they succeeded in losing weight and gained women's support, but this year, their luck is Worst Three!
Evaluation of Shimada Shuhei.
He's in his turning period and his fortune line is not good at all.
Should he think of another job?
Wow!
Is it that bad of a turning period?
No way!
Evaluation of Getters Iida.
He's caught by a thin-skinned man and gets his money stolen.
Especially, in summer, it's good for love.
Wow!
It's good for love!
Be careful of what you say.
It's old.
Vision.
Evaluation of Okai.
Thick eyebrows.
Sharp eyes.
Thick ears.
Big mouth.
Front chin.
A lump of egoism.
That's scary.
Is it that bad of a turning period?
You have a strong face.
If you could at least pull your ears with your own fingers and lower them, your luck would increase.
Wow!
That's bad.
Pull my ears?
Pull and...
It's not coming out.
It's bad.
What is it?
It's bad.
2016 You Are Unlucky Women's Grappling.
The rest are Top Two and Worst Two.
Top Two.
Second announcement.
Okay.
Come on.
You're desperate.
If it doesn't come out here, the chance of Worst One will increase quickly.
Kaba-chan!
How is it?
It's amazing, isn't it?
Are you all going to sit down?
Are you going to sit down?
Just once, okay?
The fear of Worst One and Two is narrowing down to the remaining three.
On the other hand, Ureshi Tokuzu Kaba-chan's assessment.
Getter's Iida's assessment.
The best year to answer what you have accumulated so far.
What you have decided in this year will also change your life later.
What you have accumulated so far means that the grand construction is over.
Is the grand construction over?
Yes.
I haven't received a call yet.
Is that so?
Did you make a reservation for an opera?
I made a reservation, but I'm waiting for a cancel and waiting for a call.
Is it so overwhelming?
Will you get a call?
You said you would get an answer.
What?
Shimada's assessment.
The best year.
What?
Getter's Iida's assessment.
And Getter's Iida's assessment.
This is Getter's Iida's assessment and Getter's Iida's assessment.
It seems like some people are waiting for a great success.
Will you keep waiting for a cancel?
That's the problem.
I will push you more.
And advice from Okai of ophthalmology.
If you are going to have a plastic surgery in the future, make your nose bigger.
It will be easier for you to convey your thoughts.
In addition, it will improve your health and fortune.
Nose.
Are you going to make it bigger?
I'm going to stay here for a while.
But I want you to go home early.
From tomorrow, I want you to make this line bigger.
Are you going to have an opera tomorrow?
I will go home in the morning.
What?
That's why you don't look like this when you are on-air.
I can't see you anymore.
Is it the last time for today?
I always say goodbye to you, Kaba-chan.
You always call me.
I'm going to call you next time.
See you tomorrow.
Congratulations on being in the top two!
Did the operation go well?
All three of you, please stand up.
Please stand up.
Please stand up at your own timing.
If you don't stand up now, you won't be able to bring in luck.
It's fast.
In 2016, the worst woman in the women's grand prix was...
The alpha female entertainer Mitsura.
Last year, she was in the top 12.
On the other hand, she was reunited with her partner, Nagito Tohno.
The worst two are...
The complicated worst two that are pretty bad but won't be reunited...
Nagito Tohno.
That's right, last year.
But it's better than last year, right?
Let me sit down for a moment.
So, will the top and worst one battle of heaven or hell be Mitsura versus Tomochi?
On the other hand, the worst two are...
The queen of speed dating, Nagito Tohno and...
The last one.
Mr. Hashimoto's assessment.
There is no one around you who understands you.
It's a year of loneliness.
More than this?
It's stressful.
More than this?
But it's really painful for me every day.
Now?
It's really painful for me now.
It's a year of loneliness.
What should I do? How should I live my life?
I'll do my best to live!
Switch, you're switched on.
It will be a good year for you.
You will be stressed, you will get drunk, you will fail at drinking.
Also, negative statements will lower your luck, so please don't say it.
So you shouldn't say things like you said earlier.
By the way, what makes you sad, Tomo-san?
Well, I'm lonely.
You have friends who support you, don't you?
Well, I don't want to put too much pressure on myself, so I don't say my problems.
You don't say it to your friends?
I don't say it.
How do you solve it?
I drink and end my day.
You said it.
You said it and it's over.
How much do you drink in a day?
If it's a bottle of white wine, I drink three bottles in a day.
Every day.
Somebody tell him in turn!
But you drink, right?
That's right!
He's busy with construction work, so...
I thought you were here, but you looked different.
So you don't remember, do you?
You don't remember?
Ms. Kaoru Stera's assessment.
It's lucky if you make a misjudgment or do something wrong.
It's better to avoid big contracts.
Be careful of your health, too.
Yes.
You can't do anything about it?
It's not you, Ms. Stera.
I'm here!
Why don't you say it directly?
It's not you, Stera!
Every time I say Stera, you three look at me.
It's not you!
Ms. Stera Kaoru's assessment.
This is no time to be joking!
In 2016, the Worst Man Battle was decided between Tomochika and Mitsuya.
But before that, let's announce the fortunes of the male members.
First, Ariyoshi.
Yes.
Shimada Shuhei's assessment.
He doesn't have a wife, marriage, or goalie.
What?
I'm happy about that!
Hashimoto's assessment.
His nickname is...
"Kaba-chan".
What?
Really?
According to their announcement,
when they are together, money comes in and business develops.
Kaba-chan has the power of Ariyoshi's underling.
Their love life goes well.
I really like Kaba-chan when we work together.
Really?
It's fun when we are together.
It's fun!
Even when we are in nature, it's fun.
Business is good, isn't it?
Don't do business.
And then...
It develops.
Oh, it develops.
If you work together, you will gradually like each other, right?
It becomes like this.
It suits you, doesn't it?
That's what you say, doesn't it?
Next, Ryo-san.
Hashimoto's assessment.
There is an island on the wedding line.
It's a sign of trouble.
Be careful of women.
Here it is.
An island on the wedding line.
Is it a sign of sexual trouble?
One.
One of what?
Recently funny cheating.
It's not funny cheating.
I'm not cheating.
Next, Fujimon-san.
Oh!
How is it?
Hashimoto's assessment.
The tip of the emotional line is double-sided.
This is called a double-sided line.
It's a sign of women moving forward.
Recently, Newtel's butt has been pushed down a lot.
Seriously.
You were touched, weren't you?
You touch me a lot.
Newtel is cute.
More and more.
Speaking of which, Ametalk's scary prank.
She looked like an old woman.
I'll give you a hint.
Judging by Shibata and Shuhei,
"fushigi-chan" line is getting stronger and stronger.
What's wrong with you?
Which one of you is "fushigi-chan" line?
It's a little bit...
It's "fushigi-chan" line when you're drunk at home.
It comes out when you're drunk.
"fushigi-chan" line is getting stronger and stronger.
It's disgusting.
But I can't stop it.
Let's do it together!
Will they be okay in the future?
The unlucky club team in 2016
finally made it to the top one or worst one.
The worst club team in 2016
Ms. Matsumura and Ms. Tomokika,
one of you is "the unluckiest woman of the year",
and one of you is "the unluckiest woman of the year".
I'm going to announce it now.
The same red,
the same green,
and the same woman.
Which one of you is "the unluckiest woman of the year"?
Ms. Yasko Matsumura!
Her soul! Her soul!
Her waist! Her waist!
Don't sit down! Don't sit down!
Support her! Support her!
So,
the top one is "the unluckiest woman of the year" for two years in a row!
She was the unluckiest woman of the year,
and she's so attractive.
She used to say that straight eyebrows are good, but recently I've drawn eyebrows and it's not like that anymore, and I've been self-analyzing myself.
Wow!
Right?
Okaichi-san's eyebrows are crescent-shaped.
Oh, eyebrows are like this.
Last year, she chose eyebrows that would bless her work, but now she chose the best eyebrows that would bless her love.
Wow!
She said she changed her eyebrows today.
It's good that you changed it.
If you change it, your love will increase.
It's good that you changed it.
The view around the island.
The golden clouds are divided into three levels, both above and below, and this is a sign that warms up what has been warmed up so far.
This is a sign for good and bad. Do you have it?
Last year, I released "Keep on shining".
You released it!
"Keep on shining".
With the title "Keep on shining", Chieko Mizutani will hold a concert in the NHK hall this year.
Wow!
Isn't it amazing?
It is.
It's a place where you can sing and dance.
That's right.
It's amazing.
But it's not me, it's Chieko Mizutani.
Tomochika's advice for others.
Tomochika-san is a person who is happy to be called a genius by others.
Even if something happens, it's okay if you call yourself a genius.
You bastard!
But everyone would be happy if you called yourself a genius.
You genius!
You too!
You're in a good mood!
You're in a really good mood!
Thank you!
I'll be in a good mood!
By the way, Tomochika and you, Shishiza, are said to ask your best friends for advice in love.
On the other hand, Mitsura, who was called "the worst luck" in 2016,
what kind of advice would you give to Arako Hashimoto?
I don't think so...
Can you stand up?
What should we do?
Can you stand up while you're sitting?
If you say stand up, I'll stand up!
But...
Stop it!
Let's sit down.
Sit down, please!
What are you doing?
If you sit down...
Something hard will come out of here again.
Hashimoto-san's advice.
Really?
What?
Wait a minute!
What?
It's been a year since I've been in a good mood!
What do you mean?
I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared.
At work, you can't stand trouble with your superior.
If everything doesn't go well,
you'll say bad things about people and
you'll become even more humble.
There's a vicious cycle.
So please never say bad things about people.
Also,
be careful of skin troubles and
nails breaking.
Even if my nails don't break!
Last year,
I was told that my skin would become wrinkled.
Are you stupid? Your skin won't become wrinkled in a year!
But it suddenly became wrinkled in October.
I was talking like a crazy person.
Shimada's assessment.
An enemy is coming.
It's coming.
But it's a dangerous enemy.
A man who comes up to you
in secret and
is looking for money
is aiming at you.
Kuro-san, what do you think?
There's someone
I like right now, Yasuko-san.
But it seems like he doesn't have money.
Even if you have some money, it can't be helped.
If I have some money, I'll pay you.
She'll pay you.
Also, if Okubo-san
doesn't go,
Mitsura-san won't be able to get married, right?
I heard that last year.
It's like I'm holding fate.
That's right.
But you've only been working for a while.
That's right.
I'll become rich.
Then I'll be able to walk.
In the end, Hashimoto-san
accepted it.
At the last minute, Hashimoto-san accepted it.
Hashimoto-san said, "It's hard to see."
What does it mean?
He said, "I can't see it."
Isn't it scary?
He said, "I can't see it."
It's scary.
It's hard to see it.
However, Mitsura-san has prepared some lucky goods for you.
Thank you, thank you.
2016's lucky goods are these!
Lucky food's large clothes and Sugamo's red pants.
Try it on.
Should I wear it as a skirt?
Is it okay?
Wear it as a skirt.
You've become sexy.
Locking prank for one year, with an unusual situation and a lot of sponsors!
From pranks featuring geniuses,
First, many love pranks that will make you smile!
Show us the prank that you've done once a month for a year!
The final one will be a huge time bomb of you two!
Thank you very much.