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Tonight's debate is...
Who is the most popular entertainer for children now?
From young entertainers with a big break this year...
...to entertainers in their 80s and 90s...
...they will battle with their own jokes.
Will adult entertainers' jokes work for children?
Furthermore, "fujimon" from "foozakkiya" will also join the debate!
We will get new proof of their jokes!
"Children's One Grand Prix"!
Now, let's welcome the strong entertainers who have entered this competition!
Welcome!
These are nine entertainers who have entered the first competition worth commemorating.
Now, let's listen to their enthusiasm one by one.
Now, we are able to do business with many people while being warm.
So, we are confident today.
We will do our best today!
Fight!
In party people!
Get the party people!
I don't know how to use it.
8.6 seconds.
It's strong.
It's not an exaggeration to say that it was the most popular this year.
"Dragon King" was also nominated.
I want to see Goromaru's pose.
Goromaru's pose can't be reduced.
That's not why it was popular.
Goromaru's pose is nominated.
What are you doing?
"Bambi" was also nominated.
Thank you.
"Gakusai King" was also nominated.
I noticed one thing.
Fujimoto's daughter showed off her love for dancing.
But, it was so powerful that she passed out.
She was traumatized.
Is it that bad?
"Ragareboshi", what do you think?
"Ragareboshi" is a regular show for children.
You can't lose.
Chidori, what do you think about it?
I don't think it's good.
But, it's a manzai.
You're making fun of me with a strange word.
"Amemiya".
I can't lose.
I managed to survive.
That's because I'm a child.
A child is a child.
"Tetsutomo" was also nominated.
Do you know how we should attack children?
Is there any movement?
"Uber".
What do you think of "Uber" children?
"High-speed Uber".
I don't like children.
I don't want to do anything to children.
"Shinagawa Shouji" is also nominated.
Are you two okay?
Shinagawa and Muramoto
Are you okay?
It was "Luminage" so I want you to do your best today
What did you do today Shinagawa?
I made a lot of jokes today
The battle is like this
Out of 100 actors, 9 comedians will show their best jokes
Whether it was funny or not will be judged by the number of circles
The comedian with the most number of circles will be the winner of "Luminage"
Please look at the general prediction and members' opinions
The top batter is "Ragareboshi"
If I didn't receive it here, everything I did would have been wrong
Ragareboshi
I'm from Gifu Prefecture and sometimes I want to go back home.
I'm an old man, so I want to go back to Gifu Prefecture.
I'm doing a festival in Gifu Prefecture.
I'm doing a festival in Gifu Prefecture and sometimes I want to go back home.
What do you want to do the most?
You want to drink alcohol, don't you?
You want to drink beer, don't you?
Give me a cup.
The sound is dirty.
It sounds like ketchup.
What are you doing?
Don't be so angry. I'm going home.
Where are you going?
Ready...
What are you doing?
Cheers!
The alcohol you drink is delicious.
I'm getting sleepy.
Of course. I put sleeping pills in your alcohol.
One hour later...
Why are you doing that?
Have you realized it?
You know the secret of this village, so you can't tell it.
What are you talking about?
From now on you will be the servants of Hijigami-sama.
Why Hijigami-sama?
One hour later...
In the neighboring village...
Uuuu, hiiizoo!
Thank you for coming!
That was amazing!
In the end...
I didn't think we'd be this far apart!
The one on the waterfall was really funny!
Because...
I'm not funny at all!
If you found it funny, please move to the red area!
If you didn't find it funny...
Please move to the blue area!
Please!
Wow!
Is there any punishment for Ms. Hijigami?
What's the score for "Nagareboshi"?
89 points!
High score!
Wow!
High score from "Top Buster"!
Let's ask the kids!
What was funny about it?
White brother and black brother...
Which one was funny?
White brother and black brother...
Which one was funny?
White!
Stop!
Why are you fighting?
Stop!
"Top Buster" "Nagareboshi" got high scores!
Because I like hard stuff!
Okayama's first Banzai bandit, Chidori!
I'm going to kick your hard stuff's ass!
Okayama's first Banzai bandit, Chidori!
"The Banzai" has advanced to the final three times in a row since 2011.
Its intensity is so exciting and chilling!
And now, a band that spreads Chidori's name all over the country...
Novkoike
Once they've met Novkoike...
Yayasubei
What we need is the champion's title!
Children, remember our name!
(The next day)
Cheers!
(The next day)
I don't know if I should go on a trip with my family and kids.
I just don't know how to book a hotel.
It's easy. You just have to make a phone call.
Hello, this is Kisui Harbor.
Kisui Harbor?
I'm sorry, but we'd like you to stay with us this Saturday.
Thank you very much.
I'm very sorry.
I forgot to say it.
I'm Hakubei, the leader of Kisui Harbor.
Hakubei?
Yes.
That's an amazing name.
I'm Shirotaira.
Shirotaira?
Please laugh at me.
I can't laugh like that.
Yes.
I'd like you to stay with us this Saturday.
Thank you very much.
Now, I'd like you to confirm your reservation.
Chimen Wakayama High School Baseball Club, 80 people.
No, it's not like that.
We'll be your group guests.
I'm sorry.
Would you like to go on a Chinese bike ride?
No, I don't want a Chinese bike ride.
I'm sorry.
Hakubei?
Yes, I'm Hakubei.
This is not Chimen Wakayama High School.
Yes, it is.
It's a normal family.
Yes, it is.
I'm very sorry.
I made a mistake.
Please.
I'm sorry, but we'd like you to reserve the best room for you.
Oh, really?
You can choose here.
Would you like a room with an open-air bath or a room with a ghost inside?
I don't like that.
I don't like ghosts.
I'm Hakubei.
What?
You're having fun, aren't you?
I'm not having fun.
I'm very sorry.
Please take it.
We'll reserve a good room for you.
Would you like to check your luggage?
Chimen Wakayama High School.
Baseball club.
80...
No, it's not like that!
It's not like that!
It's different!
The shuttle bus will take you to the nearby ground.
I don't need a shuttle bus!
Don't worry, Hakubei.
You have a large license, don't you?
I don't know if I have a large license or not.
I'm a coach.
I'm not a coach. I'm just an ordinary father.
You're the type of coach who's called a father.
No, I'm not like that.
I'm a full-time coach.
That's enough.
Take it on Saturday. Saturday.
I wanted it. I wanted to laugh.
Is it Saturday this week?
Saturday this week is impossible.
Why is it impossible?
There is a reservation at Chiben Wakayama High School.
Is it really in?
Thank you very much.
It was a different atmosphere than when it was flowing, but the children who laughed laughed, didn't they?
If you think it's funny, let's move to red. If you don't think it's funny, let's move to blue.
Either is fine.
Blue or red?
If it's blue, let's go to red.
Chidori did her best on the festival.
What are the points she cares about?
It's 53 points.
Let's ask the children of X where it was bad.
Dance.
Dance?
It means there was no dancing.
If there is no dancing, the score will go down.
It's bad.
What wasn't funny?
80 people laughed twice, so it wasn't funny.
Chiben Wakayama's 80 people came out twice.
It is said that it is bad to come twice, but if it is true, it will come out four more times.
I'm glad I didn't do it.
I'm glad I didn't ask twice.
Chidori didn't like dancing, so it's 53 points.
I won the R-1 Grand Prix.
Laughter and music's hybrid entertainer, Amemiya!
In 2011, he won the R-1 Grand Prix with this song.
He had a huge break!
His CD releases and campaign songs have shown his multi-talent.
However...
Recently, he's been getting a bit of a break from TV.
If he loses his ability, can art be a trigger?
If he wins the R-1 Grand Prix, will he be able to get back on TV?!
Now, this is it.
It's a good song. It's a good song.
Oh, everyone's turned off.
Haha.
My name is Amemiya.
When I see various words in the city, a song comes to my mind.
For example, this "hiyashi chuka" begins.
I think there was a story like this behind this word.
Do you know "hiyashi chuka"?
Can you sing me a song?
In order to make it in time for summer, I wanted to record it from the beginning of spring.
I repeated it over and over again until I was satisfied with it.
Today, December 20th, my "ramen shop" has finally started "hiyashi chuka".
While I was repeating the song, my wife became crazy about the host.
"hiyashi chuka" has begun.
My card was made on my own in my own name.
"hiyashi chuka" has begun.
I don't know why, but "hiyashi chuka" has begun.
"hiyashi chuka" has begun.
I think it was good.
I think you got the answer.
I think you got it.
"hiyashi chuka" has begun.
Yes, sir!
78 points!
Thank you, everyone!
Some of you are lying on your back.
Why is that?
Let's ask the boy lying on his back.
Why were you lying on your back?
Because it was boring.
How was it boring for you?
I got tired of playing the guitar all the time.
It's pretty tough.
What wasn't fun for you?
It was noisy.
However, "noisy amemiya" got 78 points.
Next up is "zakiyama ichiyoshi kumamushi".
If there was nothing in the first verse, it would have been a little dangerous.
"kumamushi" is a beautiful voice.
In 2014, "antaka inda kara" made a big hit.
With that momentum, "antaka inda kara" made a CD debut.
"antaka inda kara" topped the weekly single chart.
"antaka inda kara" also made it to that music station.
Also, "antaka inda kara" was nominated for "best word of the year".
"kumamushi" party has begun!
With their jokes, we will warm up the hearts of children!
What did you do?
I was reborn as a girl and debuted as an idol.
Listen to me.
You don't have to sing.
I don't need it.
I will give you a special soup.
It's hot.
Don't sing.
It's hot.
You don't have to sing.
It's hot.
I will heat you up.
Don't sing.
What are you singing about?
What do you want?
Don't sing.
I'm going! I'm going!
Don't sing! Don't sing!
You're not cute!
Thank you!
It's only because you're not here!
Party people are getting in the way!
Don't do unnecessary things!
Those who thought it was funny should be red, and those who didn't think it was funny should be blue!
That's right, that's right!
It's popular, you know!
Will Tsukami be able to stand at the top of Kumamushi?
It's 168 points!
It's lower than I thought!
It's subtle!
Let's ask Barts about why it wasn't funny.
What wasn't funny about it?
The part where you said "it's because it's warm" was a little unpleasant.
You wanted to sing more, didn't you?
We can't stop you!
We want to hear you sing together without party people!
Let's sing "it's because it's warm" together one more time!
Let's go!
I'll give you a special soup!
That was fun, wasn't it?
That's too much!
Even kids who don't know the song raise their hands!
Since there weren't many phrases like "it's warm in here",
"bears" got a high score!
Next up is "human rush"!
"human" is awesome!
"human"!
At first, Chidori-san was trying to make it sound like kindergarten,
but he ended it with "manzai" only!
To be honest, it's an embarrassment for a director like him!
It was just a smile!
The ultra-fast "manzai" artist of Naniwa, "human rush" is...
I think he's the scariest one out of all of them!
They formed in 2008 and won "the manzai" 5 years later,
but it was also a huge break!
They don't have their own characters anymore,
and offers for regular shows and guest appearances are increasing!
Meanwhile...
Uramoto revealed that Shinagawa-shouji's jokes weren't very funny on the radio,
and was immediately suppressed!
The choice is young people's!
Today, it's a serious battle of laughter!
Children, follow us in our ultra-fast "manzai"!
"the manzai" champion, Shinagawa-shouji!
Thank you for coming today.
Thank you for having me.
I know it's sudden, but I want to be famous.
But if I do, it's going to be hard.
A lot of celebrities say that they don't care about their privacy at all.
For example, if you're in a city in Tokyo and you have a camera in your phone,
you can just take a picture with that camera.
It's a robbery. It's a crime.
For example, you're in a city and you can just take a picture, what do you think?
It's a big trouble!
You can just take a picture!
I see. But I think it's grateful just to be able to take a picture.
No, that's... No, wait a minute!
After all, our job is to help you.
We can do our best only because you support us.
So I think we'd like you to take as many pictures as you can.
But I thought it would be a nuisance if you didn't want me to take a picture because of your privacy.
I'm not like that!
You think you're right, but you make a mistake!
No, no, no!
And you make mistakes like me and me!
And you're worse than me!
But you are!
There is no other choice!
You have a more important role than me!
No, of course not!
But you can be better than me!
Of course not!
But you can be bigger than me!
No, no, no!
Both boys and girls of yesterday and today are as good as you!
What are you talking about?
Wait a minute! Get worse!
I'll get worse, I promise!
What is it?
No way!
He's right!
How could you say that?
It's not fair!
Men and women alike are still looking down at women.
No way!
There is no big confusion like condescending people.
That's what I'm telling you!
Oh, I'll be famous for my laughter!
I'll release a CD, a drama, a movie and become rich!
That's my ambition!
As long as I can see your smiles, that's enough for me!
That's not fair!
I can't do it anymore! Thank you very much!
Wow!
You did it!
Wow!
I was waiting for you to laugh.
I'm always waiting for you to laugh.
10...
29 points!
Wow!
You're the champion!
So far, it's the lowest score.
You did it!
How was it?
It wasn't very funny.
And it was too fast.
I didn't understand it well.
You look happy.
I didn't understand it well because it was too fast.
Why don't you talk a little slower?
I like it.
I like it slower.
8.6 seconds later...
Bambino challenges the kids!
Wow!
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♪ Why is it? Why is it? ♪
In 2002, they made a big break with "Why is it?"
Their catchy jokes and comical movements made headlines all over the country.
In the following year, their popularity increased.
Their target audience also increased.
I'm not famous yet, you know.
Recently, their TV exposure is decreasing.
In just one year and three minutes, they sold out all over the country.
They're so busy!
♪ Why is it? Why is it? ♪
They make kids laugh.
It's too much fun!
♪ Get together, get together, get together, get together ♪
Aerts and Tomo are the best artists!
Hello!
Kids are already excited.
Now, please listen to it!
Why is it?
They're doing it!
What's this song about?
Why is it?
When we take a group photo together,
why do our eyes half open?
That's important!
Hey, hey, hey, how old are you?
Why do you say I'm a genius?
It's sad!
I want to see this!
Since it's so hot today,
may I take off my jersey?
Can I take it off?
No, you can't!
I'll take it off!
No, you can't!
It's hot!
You can't take it off!
What are you doing?
There's someone there.
Why don't you take two?
Why is it?
What?
This one!
Let's all take one!
Thank you!
Why? Why? Why?
Why? Why?
Thank you!
How was it?
I'm scared now.
How was the answer?
It's blue.
But you didn't get many jokes.
You didn't get many jokes.
It was a little funny.
I don't know why, but it was a big shock.
I was surprised.
I didn't think you would throw it away like this.
That's right.
The person who thought it was funny said red.
The person who said it wasn't funny said blue.
Let's move to blue.
It's blue.
Can the iron which caused a big shock stand up to the top?
It got 82 points.
Thank you very much!
Let's ask the girl who was sitting in the bus.
Wasn't it fun?
I went to various places and it wasn't fun.
You went to various places because you couldn't move.
Next, let's ask the girl.
I'll tell you everything.
Wasn't it fun?
What didn't you like about it?
The dance.
She's straightforward.
Even though she didn't like the dance, she got 87 points.
Next, let's ask Shinagawa.
How was it?
I'm watching you.
I'll get you.
Shinagawa Shouji.
I'm Shinagawa.
In 2001, with his high license and high quality, he started climbing the stairs of his house.
I'm from Shouji's family, Calpis.
Shut up!
There, Shinagawa improved his skills as an entertainer and became popular.
Shut up, you bastard.
With this nickname, he became popular in England and was hated by the world.
I want to live!
However, Shouji was busy with work in England.
As a result, his TV appearance in a duo became a hit.
Now, Shinagawa Shouji is back as an entertainer!
Let's give our kids our banzai rhythm!
Shinagawa Shouji
Hello. I'm Shinagawa.
What are you doing?
I'm trying to be cool.
You don't have to be cool.
I'm Shinagawa.
Don't be cool.
You are cool.
We're both from Tokyo, so we want to use dialects.
Dialects are fresh.
I like "yokaroumon" in Kyushu dialect.
"Yokaroumon" means "nice".
It sounds like "nice Doraemon".
"Yokaroumon" means "nice Doraemon".
"Yokaroumon", "giant" was bullied again.
This is Nobita's.
"Yokaroumon" if you don't mind.
Give me something.
"Yokaroumon" means "nice Doraemon".
Give me something.
"Takekobuta" means "bamboo pig".
Don't run away.
I'm not helping you.
Speaking of "Doraemon",
Nobita comes into Shizuka's bathroom right away.
Yes, yes.
"Kya" "Kya"
"Kya" Nobita.
Right, right. Hide yourself.
"Yokaroumon" means "nice" without hiding.
Don't follow me.
"Yokaroumon" means "nice" without following me.
Should I smoke?
My back is dirty?
"Takekobuta" means "bamboo pig".
Where are you going?
Where do you want me to put you?
I want you to put "me" on me.
Even if you don't have to be so angry.
That's enough. Thank you very much.
47 points!
Let's ask the kids.
Which part wasn't funny?
You know...
There was a place you could fly, right?
You know, over there...
A little higher...
A little higher!
Because you're a bamboo flyer!
The audience would stop you!
I shouldn't have stopped you!
Shinasho couldn't fly freely.
Booby with 47 points!
Next!
8.6 seconds!
- It's a trend. - It's a trend.
It's a trend.
Kids like to copy us.
That's right.
So we're going to sing "Rassun Gorelai" again.
It's going to be a big song.
It's going to be fun.
"Rassun Gorelai", 8.6 seconds!
"Rassun Gorelai", make some noise!
After forming a duo in 2014,
"Rassun Gorelai" suddenly surpassed 5 million views on YouTube.
After that, there was a big break.
"Rassun Gorelai" is over!
And "Rassun Gorelai" became the fastest-selling TV show in a year since its debut.
Also, like last year,
"Rassun Gorelai" is nominated for "Best Popular Language of the Year".
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
Actors!
Put the kids on our rhythm, please!
First general prediction.
"Bazooka", 8.6 seconds!
No, no!
Please! "Lassungorelay"!
Huh? What?
"Lassungorelay"!
Please explain!
Everyone, wait a minute! Wait a minute!
Amicia!
Lassungorelay!
Even if you ask me to explain, I don't know the meaning, so I can't!
"Lassungorelay"!
Camia!
Foie gras!
Triff?!
No, that's gross.
"Lassungorelay"!
Everyone, wait a minute! Wait a minute!
"Lassungorelay"!
What's with just a "san"?
Can you say it with a "san"?
I don't know the meaning, so I'll cut it out!
"Lassungorelay"!
What does that have to do with it?
"Lassungorelay"!
When we're riding in a fast train!
"Lassungorelay"!
Who's watching us upright?
Watch out!
Lasson!
I've had enough of this!
Spider-man, run!
Lysander, before you go to bed!
Spider-man, run!
Hey!
Wait a minute, Lasson!
Lasson!
Lasson, run!
I don't know!
Spider-man, run!
Hey!
Wait a minute!
Hey!
Wait a minute.
That was good.
How was it?
You said weird rhythm, so I couldn't match it.
The one who thought it was funny is red.
The one who didn't think it was funny is blue.
The one who didn't think it was funny is red.
The one who didn't think it was funny is blue.
The one who didn't think it was funny is red.
The first half was very exciting.
Was it 8.6 seconds?
Will it be a reversal?
79 points!
It's famous. It's famous.
The current flow is also a stop.
Why wasn't it funny? Let's ask the children of X.
What wasn't funny?
I didn't like Rasenbori.
What wasn't funny?
There were a lot of "cho-cho-cho"s, so it wasn't funny.
It was a reversal.
Did you want to see a normal one?
You want Rasenbori, don't you?
Next up is Bambi.
Fujimoto, first place prediction.
If I don't get it here, where will I get it?
You'll definitely be fine!
Instead of Bambi going up on stage...
Hey, you're single!
As for me...
I can't give up.
If you look at it live, there's a pattern like this.
No, no, no!
You saw it with your own eyes, didn't you?
"I" is the worst.
"Heart" isn't good either.
Watch Sen-chan, Sen-chan!
Sen-chan's way of killing!
I won't do it, Sen-chan!
Your evaluation is too high!
In any case, you said "there was one"!
You just said what kind of person there was!
All we can do is leave it up to Majime-san!
Majime-san?!
Sen-chan, you guys watch this!
Even with this, I'm as nervous as the finals of 'King of Contest'.
That nervous?
The master of hunting, Bambid!
In 2014, with this unique rhythm and intense dancing, 'King of Contest' advanced to the finals!
A huge break!
Not only on national TV, but also in commercials and other media!
And with 'King of Contest' advancing to the finals for the second consecutive year, popularity and ability are at their peak!
And yet, their hearts still say "Nibbler"!
And so, they've decided to win the Grand Prix!
The first group is 'Nibbler'!
And the third group is 'Bambid'!
Look in front of you!
Wow, amazing!
Wow!
Look at them!
Look!
Awesome!
They're going for it!
Ah, they're having fun!
They're going for it!
Ah, they're going for it!
They're going for it!
That's not it!
Why? Why?
That's not it!
You don't need it?
You can do it like you always do!
Huh?
This is scary.
It's scary for the song to change.
She's laughing! She's laughing!
Some people are laughing.
Are you okay?
That's not it.
She's like an animal.
She's got a human voice.
That's not it.
That hurts!
That's not it!
How was it?
All of your nibras slipped.
Will Vampina be able to cross the shooting star?
Let's fight!
Was it interesting or not? Let's move to blue!
Thank you!
Can she get more than 89 points?
Will Bucky have a big comeback?
74 points!
74!
The winner of this tournament is...
Totto!
Let's ask her why.
What was not interesting about this tournament?
Nimran's performance was not interesting.
Was it scary?
Just a little.
She said it was a little scary.
The winner of this tournament is...
They will fight against them.
We want to be "flowers".
We want to be "saints".
A new type of couple.
They are going to be "flowers".
They hope to get 89 points.
What are you doing?
Where are you going in?
Once upon a time, there was a man like this.
Sen-chan, do it!
It's warm.
You're the one who caught that guy's...
Rasengan is not selling!
He ran away!
He's got a knuckle!
This shocking scene...
What will happen to the players?
He's really popular.
His oath is to spend his youth in Atsushi, Ariyoshi and other hometowns.
Playboy Atsushi has always been...
And Ariyoshi's brother, Kantashi.
I'm still nervous.
How did you like it?
It was amazing!
He laughed a lot!
Excuse me, Fujimon-san, what were you doing next to the Hiji Matsuri?
Matsumoto-kun, Matsumoto-kun!
Don't say that! It's too strict!
Matsumoto-kun's favorite...
Let's do it together!
Let's do it!
That's it!
A little higher!
It's pure regular!
Scoring measurement is impossible!
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