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Men's 3-hour Long Haul Special!
Good morning!
The judges are all in a good mood.
Are you stupid?
The models, women, and women entertainers are all in a good mood.
Also, Kumikki's sudden appearance is well-received.
Good morning!
Also, personal information released by smartphone.
Summer observation special!
It's a smartphone, so you can't see it on TV.
Smooth-gun's 3-hour Long Haul!
The wife takes care of her husband at home.
The moment of baby's words!
Don't let me go!
Rioshi became a cat by dancing.
Also, divorced wife and daughter-in-law's honeymoon video!
You can also watch it on our website!
What is this?
Once again, we don't let you know anything about us, and we start the show without letting you know anything about us.
First of all, we don't let you know that Tomio Umezawa is sitting next to me.
You're surprised all of a sudden, aren't you?
We don't have anything like that.
That's right.
It's amazing that you call me Mr. Umezawa.
I'm scared, too. You're always here.
You're always here.
You're not Mr. Umezawa.
You're completely different.
It's your first appearance, too.
Please call me Mr. Umezawa.
Ms. Mori and Ms. Kaneda.
Yes!
It's Ms. Kaneda.
Yes, it's Ms. Kaneda.
Yes!
There are so many people.
What kind of project will we do with these members?
This project is...
Kumamoto Production
Personal information
Summer cafe special
What is it?
Personal information is not allowed, is it?
This time, we received a video, photo, and email from you on your smartphones.
That's not allowed, is it?
That's not allowed.
That kind of management is not solid.
It just came out of nowhere.
Ms. Asagi is very upset.
She's very scared.
There's no way that kind of distribution exists.
Everyone in front of Ms. Asagi is ugly, isn't it?
Everyone is strong.
Everyone is great.
Smartphone shooting is too everyday and makes you take it with care.
That's why, including e-mails and private messages, a lot of them have been leaked to the public.
That's why, we will announce it in ranking format.
First, 18th place...
Well, it's true, what does it mean?
Let's see it first.
It's better if we see it first, right?
It's better if we see it first and see it first.
Who is it?
Chihara Jr. team!
How is it?
It's a top batter!
The top batter is Chihara Jr. team.
A lot of private messages and e-mails have been leaked to the public.
The information provider is a junior from the same agency.
Pata Pata Mama's Simohata.
They are quite close.
In June, Chihara Jr. and Pata Pata Mama went on a trip to Miyakojima for two nights and three days.
They went.
They go there a lot.
Chihara Jr. looks like he's having a lot of fun and you can't see him like that on TV.
He got a video of that time.
It's not a picture.
You're mistaken, Chihara Jr.
It's a video.
The juniors went on a private trip on their smartphones.
They arrived at Miyakojima in June.
Then, Chihara Jr. is tired from the trip and faints.
He's surprised.
He's been called "the weakling" before.
Chihara Jr.'s holiday.
He's having a lot of fun.
He's doing it through that gap.
He's doing it with his hands.
Chihara Jr.'s holiday.
He's having a lot of fun.
He's doing it like that.
It's a local band's party at night.
Huh? No way...
No way!
Here comes the chorus. Pay attention to the juniors!
They're recording themselves singing.
He's drunk
And the junior who came on board is ...
He's drunk
And the junior who's drunk is ...
He's drunk
And the senior who's drunk is ...
He's drunk
And the junior who's drunk is ...
A band like "The Sunnels"
He's drunk
A band like "Mia-ten"
This kind of relationship is totally Shinsuke-san's
He's drunk
Fujimoto-san, how do you like it?
I don't like it at all.
I like it.
I didn't like it at all.
Do you have anything to laugh about?
It's very slippery on the south island.
It's not slippery.
You're a sadist.
You're making fun of me.
That's how it is.
You're making fun of me.
Do you have anything else to say?
Besides that,
who else is so innocent like a junior?
Ariyoshi and Tanaka.
This is a picture of their New Year's trip in 2014.
He's so cute.
Ariyoshi is wearing something like that.
He's so cute.
Next,
this is a picture of Umezawa-san.
This is a picture of Umezawa-san.
Fujimoto san, what do you think of this picture?
But everyone, it's really slippery!
It's really slippery!
I was trying to take a picture of me laughing!
"Unspeakable personal information special" released on smartphones
Next, 17th place!
Daikichi Hakata san!
In the beginning...
In the beginning, yes.
The person who provided the information is...
His classmate, Blue River Kawahara.
He gave it to me.
At the end of last year...
In "The Manzai"
When Hanamaru Daikichi won...
When I sent him a congratulatory email...
The reply from Daikichi was too cool...
So I kept it.
There's a pattern like this!
Daikichi's reply was too cool...
Here it is!
What? Scary, scary, scary!
It's super busy and I replied late.
Now, I've made my way.
If you can't make it, I don't know.
Do your best!
Cool!
What is it?
I've made my way from Kyushu.
I'm originally a comedian and I've been watching you since your debut.
What do you think, Daikawa san?
This kind of email is cool, right?
It's cool! I love stories like this!
It's coming, Daikichi sensei!
It's coming!
But, from the junior television committee...
We have this information that shows how strict they are...
Daikichi san, unlike your image...
You've sent us a very cute LINE stamp.
What?
But!
Sometimes, that can be a problem.
That stamp...
Here it is!
"I'm busy now." "What is this stamp?" from Tenshin Mukai.
And then... "More than that, what do you think this is?"
It's like a big cut! "I don't know! Is it a duck's beak?" Mukai only thinks like that.
And then... Daiki-san... "Anything else?"
It's like a big cut! "Nothing else! Just don't give me back the stamp!"
And then... Daiki-san... "What is it?" "Here it is! Tell me in detail!"
Daiki-san... "And then... Tell me about your sense of humor!"
Tell me in detail!
And then... "Anything else?" "At least I know it better than you do."
Then don't give me back the stamp!
And then...
"What's wrong?" "I'm weak!"
And then... "Let's drink slowly again." "Okay, let's drink slowly."
"Let's drink slowly again." "Is it over?"
And then... "It's over, right?"
No one will blame you.
No, it's scary!
What is this?
What is this cute line?
Recently, for the first time, I learned how to stamp.
How far I can go with just a stamp.
Maybe I was doing it while drinking alone.
From my juniors, it's like I'm being tested.
Certainly, it's like an audition.
I feel like I'm being tested.
I'm scared.
Is this "parhara"?
It's "parhara"!
It's "mohrahara"!
It's scary!
And then...
Some members' embarrassing e-mails were released.
And...
Some members' embarrassing and funny videos were released.
Unexpected Personal Information Special
Here, some members' e-mails were released.
First of all, Mr. Degawa.
You!
Who made those e-mails?!
Who made them?!
It seems like there were funny e-mails from London Hearts' G.P. Kaji.
By the way, Mr. Degawa, you're using an iPhone, right?
Usually, when you send an email from an iPhone, you'll receive an attachment like this at the end, but...
This is the email I sent from Mr. Degawa to Mr. Kaji of GP.
"An entertainer who was stalked," "Line stamp entertainer,"
I'm sure you've heard about the rain talk.
"How about this project?" I was sending it to Mr. Kaji.
After that, I received a message from an iPhone, "Nice to meet you."
Isn't this Mr. Kaji's mistake?
How did you get this message?
I've never seen this before.
It's my first time seeing it.
Mr. Kaji messed up.
That's right, the email messed up.
Next up, Mr. Hamaguchi.
We talked about this in our show before, but...
Mr. Hamaguchi accidentally sent a text message to Mr. Kaji that was supposed to be sent to Mr. Degawa.
That's right, that's right.
Mr. Hamaguchi actually received that text message from Mr. Kaji of GP.
You kept it?
Mr. Kaji kept it.
Don't leave it.
This is a coincidence.
It's not a coincidence, you kept it?
This is the text message.
It's cold.
Hey, Akina, are you wearing warm clothes?
You're wrong!
You call Akina "Akina", don't you?
I usually call her "Akina".
That's really funny.
Next up, Mr. Tanaka.
He received an email from his mother in Hiroshima.
You don't have to go that far, Mr. Tanaka!
I used the egg shell hair removal agent that my mother made and sent me!
The results haven't come out yet!
The title is "god"!
Can you make hair removal agent?
I'm making an original one!
It's original!
Does your mother prescribe any medicine?
No, no, I don't think so.
I think it's just a drug violation.
That's no good!
It's totally fine!
It's fine because it's a human drug!
A strange personal information special released in a watermelon box!
Next up is 16th place!
Fujiwara Fujimon!
That's a shame!
Well, Mr. Junior!
That's a shame, isn't it?
I don't know what it is, so I don't know!
The provider of "god" is...
your wife!
Ms. Kinoshita Yukinasu!
Isn't it?
That's the only way!
When I was alone with Fujimon at home,
I took a video with my smartphone!
Wait a minute, this is bad!
What is Fujimon at home that Yukina took a video of?
Do you want some?
What are you taking?
Hey!
What are you taking?
She's very cautious.
Then...
Watch your hands!
And eat ice cream!
One word here!
Thank you!
Oh, no!
This is bad!
Even if you slip, you're funny, Fujimon!
Stop it!
Oh!
What is this?!
Isn't it starting?
I want to eat it!
But, as a punishment for the prank, he gets kicked in the neck!
Wait a minute! Seriously?!
A way of paying back.
Ouch! Ouch!
Ouch!
A bottle in my neck and a fracture!
Ouch!
No! Stop it! Stop it! Really!
It came out on his smartphone.
Fujimon at home is a person who gets kicked in the neck for making fun of him.
It's not funny at all!
That's how it is!
Do you do this every day?
No! I don't do it!
After eating a cute impression...
But, there are a lot of other things!
Isn't there anything sweet?
No, of course not!
Here it is!
It's a drink!
Sweet soda!
Eigo-chan, please drink it!
I'll drink it!
Here you go!
Very very oichuu!
That's good.
That's bad.
That's good, right?
It's still in production.
If you sell it to Miyakoji Band...
I don't need it anymore.
Don't promote it like this.
If it's cute...
Mmm... oichuu gozaima!
That's good.
That's good, right?
Um...
It's still in production.
Don't say that!
When I was 18 years old!
I didn't know!
Now I know!
Now I know how you feel!
It's like that!
After that, the picture that Mario died and became a cat!
Ah!
And also, Kaneda and Tomoko are too mysterious!
Are you crazy?!
London or there?!
Special!
Don't say that!
"Ukkai Personal Information Special" released on Sumo Club!
Next, 15th place!
Kaneda and Tomoko!
Hey!
Mr. Kaneda, Mr. Joe's provider, Mr. Tomoko's husband, Mr. Wataru Mori, please come next to me.
Tomoko Kaneda, who is Tomoko's wife, has too much excitement and pleasure at home.
So, if she says anything unusual, she will try to turn on her smartphone's video switch.
So, if she finds anything unusual, she will try to turn on her smartphone's video switch.
Tomoko Kaneda, who is a unique personality.
She is always excited like this on TV.
So, what is she like at home?
What are you doing?
Aliens are telling me to do it!
She makes her husband smell her feet.
Aliens are telling me to do it!
She is 42 years old!
She is amazing!
Another day...
Put it in your nose!
That's weird.
She puts salt-inked tissues in her husband's nose.
Put it in your nose!
No!
You have your own nose!
No!
She is saying "no".
She is a pain in the ass!
One day, she is in a hurry.
She turns on her video switch right away.
Why are you crying?
I can't see anything!
Your bio-rhythm is terrible!
I can't see anything!
And when she goes on a trip, she always acts like this.
She's checking if there's anything she can't see.
What did you just see?
She keeps doing it for three minutes.
What did you just see?
She does it every nook and cranny.
Do you think it's finally over?
She checks if there's anything she can't see.
She does it every nook and cranny.
What would you do if you had a wife like her?
That's a lot of work.
It's a lot of work.
It said 8 minutes at the end.
I thought it was enough, so I cut it to 8 minutes.
But after that, I took out all my bags and went around again.
It's longer now.
You like checking, don't you?
I'm not checking.
I'm just moving a little like this.
You're checking.
You're checking in order.
You know what I mean, right?
How do you do it?
I have to be nice to you.
I have to be really nice to you.
I don't know what you like so much that you got married.
If a beautiful and cute person becomes an old woman or an old woman, it's over, right?
But if you're having fun for the rest of your life, you're having fun for the rest of your life, right?
I see.
If you choose there, you become this person.
I'm an old woman.
She's not an old woman.
You're going pretty far, aren't you?
If you're weak, you can't feel anything.
If you're not strong, you can't stop.
If you're weak, you can't feel anything.
I forget it quite a lot.
I ask you the same thing many times.
How about a single man?
I'm fine with it.
Are you sure?
On the contrary, I like it.
Stop it.
Don't switch it on.
I did it!
I'm going to be an old woman!
Go! Go! Go!
Go!
Junior! Junior!
Junior, run! Junior, run!
Go!
I'm an old woman!
Dance! Dance!
I'm an old woman!
Run! Run!
I'm an old woman!
Jackknife!
Correct!
Let's go back to the ranking.
Unnecessary personal information special, 14th place...
Kano Eikon-san!
14th place!
Well, well, well, well...
This has arrived with a drooling smartphone.
What is that pattern?
What is that?
Is there such a pattern?
What is that?
Drooling smartphone information that arrived by e-mail and LINE.
Kano's mother, Chiyoko-san.
What?
Chiyoko?
Chiyoko-san.
Eikon loves her little brother's children and often takes photos of Mei.
However, recently Mei didn't pay attention to her, so she disguised herself as a photo and posted it on Twitter on her own.
What is that?
If you do this to your precious grandchild, please don't use forest materials.
Here is the first one.
You posted it on Twitter, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
There are others.
What?
You don't look pitiful at all.
You like your little brother, don't you?
Are you kidding me? We are good friends.
What bothers me is that Kano doesn't like it when he thinks he is good at it.
You are really into it.
It seems like you are happy to show it to many people.
That's why it's hard for you to see it.
It's hard for us to see it.
I see.
Next one.
It's hard for me to see it when you play with it.
I don't want to know what you struggled with.
I think it's good.
This is interesting.
Let's move on.
No, no, no.
That's really it.
There was more.
There was something good.
Unexpected personal information special released by smog.
Next, 13.
It's Tetsura Degawa.
What is it?
Information provider and manager, Mr. Ichikawa.
Mr. Ichikawa.
Beamer manager.
I'm Degawa of Yotoo Mochi.
But there is a certain period of time between recordings and so on.
So I recorded it in a video.
What?
Is it okay?
Degawa of Yotoo Mochi, Machijika.
Taiwan.
I can see it.
My back hurts.
An old man.
Another day.
Cute.
What is it?
It's cute.
In the dressing room before recording.
What is it?
It looks like a toy.
Even though he is an old man of Konaki...
Even though he is talking nonsense...
A few years ago, he became like this.
Be careful, real people!
Yes, yes, yes.
I had a surgery in Hellinia and I recovered.
But it took me a long time and it hurt so much that I hit my butt.
Is that strong enough?
I think that's better.
But it's pretty weak, isn't it?
If you do it like this, you'll get tired.
I think it'll work.
It's better if it's strong.
Can I do it?
I think it's better if it's strong than light.
As usual, I think it's ambiguous.
That's about it, right?
That's about it.
It's weak, isn't it?
It's weak, it's weak.
Can I do it normally?
Yes, you can do it more.
You can do it more.
Go!
What kind of corner is this?!
I don't know!
You don't know, do you?!
I'm not answering!
In his hand is a private talcum smartphone.
They are good friends.
From Lodge Nakaoka.
While traveling together,
when a cute girl passes by,
in order for her to look back at you,
they deliberately speak loudly.
Even so, they applaud you if you don't notice them.
They don't do it.
But it's good, isn't it?
It's about time for you, Degawa-san, to find a new wife.
No, it's not like that.
There are so many of them!
They are really good friends!
That's all for now, Degawa-san.
With Nakaoka?
With Nakaoka and...
and...
right?
With Nakaoka and...
What's wrong?
What's wrong with you?
You're a fan of Evis, aren't you?
It's nothing!
What do you mean?
I'll give you 50,000 yen.
I just got 50,000 yen.
What are you talking about?
What do you mean?
If you give me 50,000 yen, I'll give you 20,000 yen.
Please tell me.
You are good at business.
Is that all?
That's all.
Hey, Nakao.
What?
You are the god of Hamamatsu.
No, no, no.
What do you mean?
I'll give you 50,000 yen.
50,000 yen?
I'll give you 20,000 yen.
Since he didn't give him 50,000 yen,
let's move on to the 12th announcement.
Hiroyuki Ariyoshi!
Congratulations!
Information provider.
He is a colleague of my agency.
He is a machine gun.
Recently, he has been taking care of his health.
He doesn't drink much anymore.
The other day, he got dehydrated for the first time in a while.
At that time, he took some pictures.
Let's see.
Here!
This is crazy.
Do you remember it?
No, I don't. Where is it?
Can you bend your hand like that?
You are strong.
This is a funny smile of Arios in Jingisukan shop.
Next one is this.
This is climbing a tree while shouting "Ugoo! Agaa! "
You are eating something, aren't you?
You are biting a tree.
You are a man, aren't you?
The third one is this.
Do you have it?
Yes, I do.
This is Arios pretending to be a cat while drunk.
This is a cat concept, isn't it?
Do you have it?
Yes, I do.
You are drinking water while drinking water.
You are doing like this.
You are digging a stone.
You are doing like me, aren't you?
You are drunk.
Is it me?
No, it's you.
Arios is good at drinking and eating.
From Yoshikawa of "Darling Honey",
Arios is good at drinking and eating like this.
Basically, Arios likes rich drinks like beer and sake.
In summer, he drinks China Blue.
What is this?
Arios's cute side that you can only see in summer.
I want to see it! Rare case!
Did he drink it this summer?
If you don't have much information, you don't have to show it!
Unnecessary personal information released by smartphone special!
Next, 11!
Anyway bright Yasumura-san!
I thought it was me!
I thought it was me until the last minute!
The person who provided the information is his wife!
My wife!
There is a video of our Yasumura playing with his two- year-old daughter.
I took it with my smartphone, so I'm sorry for the delay!
This video is not for Yasumura, but for his daughter!
Sweet!
Don't worry, I'm wearing it!
Which do you like best, Danson, warm indago, Gasson Gordai and your father's house?
Danson Gordai!
Let's take a bath!
Take a bath with your parents and children!
Here you are!
Let's go!
Yasumura's daughter was anyway bright!
It's not open.
Are you hiding your ukon?
It looks like an ukon.
Why are you wearing an ukon?
It's not an ukon!
Meanwhile, Yasumura-sama
has received information from his wife on his phone.
What is it?
Until when are you going to stay naked?
Come and talk to me.
I see.
It's so fresh.
I want to wear it.
Fujimo-san, can I borrow your jacket?
Why do you want me to borrow your jacket?
You've been wearing it little by little.
What kind of pass should I give you?
Give me the microphone.
Oh, it's good.
It's formal.
It's good. It's pretty good.
Can I borrow your bottom?
Wait a minute.
When do you want me to wear it?
Let's take a look.
In the end, does he want to borrow everything?
Oh, it's good.
It's good. It's pretty good.
It's completely changed.
There are times when it changes during the show.
It's like a comedy illusion.
Is there such a thing during the show?
If you bump into it, it's like "bang!"
It's like "bang!"
It's like "you do it, I do it."
Can we take a scene where you bump into it?
Later, during the break,
can we take a scene where you bump into each other?
Why is it like that all of a sudden?
Did something happen in the hallway?
No, in the hallway...
I bumped into Yasumura.
I told Yasumura about everything.
If you bump into me...
Huh?
I'll go as it is.
You'll go as it is?
Yes.
In addition, there is a surprising video of this person controlling a child.
Here it is.
That surprising person is...
It's Junior!
He carries his father's baby on his back with an unfamiliar hand.
Wow, it's scary.
It's scary.
It's scary, it's scary.
It's dangerous.
Wow, it's scary.
Apparently, an accident occurred to Junior.
This kid is cute.
It's dangerous, it's dangerous, it's dangerous.
This kid is cute.
He doesn't cry.
Right?
And this picture...
Don't make such a serious face.
This kid is cute.
He's cute.
When the baby starts crying...
Wow, it was amazing.
Wow.
If you like children so much, why don't you get married quickly?
You're right.
This is...
Junior.
You have a great personality.
You know,
children are cute without leaking.
Are children cute without leaking?
Oh, baby.
Baby.
Baby, are you shining today?
Baby!
Baby.
Baby!
You...
Are you okay?
Did you get hit by a dog?
Are you okay?
Who did you get hit by?
"Ukkari Personal Information Special" released in Sumako.
Let's move on to the tenth place.
Woman Rusher goes to Muramoto-san!
Muramoto-san!
This is not good!
From Ibaragi-no-ano-ko.
Stop it!
Information provider, colleague of the same agency, Milky Shigeo.
Milky Shigeo, huh?
You don't know who we are?
I don't know, but who are you?
Muramoto of Samishigari-ya invites Muramoto-class members wherever he goes.
The other day, when he went missing in Este,
the three of them were watching him.
They got a video of him taking it on their smartphones.
Here it is!
Muramoto of Samishigari-ya's video report!
When he went missing with a laser,
he made his juniors go missing with him.
What is this?
Pay attention to the bottom left of the screen.
Hold my hand.
While his juniors are holding his hand, he goes missing.
Wow, what is this sound?
I'm scared.
Are you nervous?
Yes, I am.
Wow!
When he finished his job, his juniors applauded him.
He's a king!
He's beautiful.
He's a king!
His title of "net flame man" was just a rumor.
Do you go missing with your juniors?
I go with them to hospitals and places like that.
Why?
It's scary.
I talk with my teachers, but if I don't talk with my juniors, it's a little...
You can talk directly with your teachers.
Ever since I was in middle school, I only played with elementary school students.
I'm talking directly with them.
I'm like this.
I'm talking directly with them.
In addition, Muramoto received this information from his staff.
Muramoto received this information from his staff.
A few days ago, Muramoto contacted his juniors and said, "No matter what your staff asks you, don't say anything."
He gave them a tour guide and suppressed his own information.
Isn't it natural?
Even if you don't give out information, the results will flow.
Even if you stop it, it's useless.
It's special to leak personal information on your smartphone.
Next is 9th place.
Umezawa Tomio-san!
Information provider, Yamazaki Manager.
Usually, he is a cute guy, but when he is tired, he speaks like a baby.
What?
After the shooting, we took a picture of Umezawa talking nonsense on his smartphone.
He is such a cool guy.
Is he a baby?
He speaks like a baby.
I'm a baby.
He is now speaking like a baby.
He is annoying and speaks like a baby.
It's special to leak personal information on your smartphone.
Umezawa Tomio speaks like a baby.
Don't make fun of me!
Umezawa-san is scary when he is angry.
One day, before the shooting...
Good evening.
Good evening. We are leaving now.
Good evening.
That's enough.
We are leaving now.
That's enough.
I don't want to go alone.
We have 10 minutes left. Let's go.
That's enough.
Let's go back to work.
That's enough!
That's enough.
He is now 64 years old and still speaking like a baby.
That's enough.
That's enough!
If you're drunk, you can say baby's words, but if you're tired, you can't say baby's words, right?
That's enough!
Even if you're angry, it's not scary. If you're tired, you can't say baby's words.
You know, when you're tired, you can't say baby's words.
Can you say like that?
No, no. The other day, the older woman in the building was like this.
Do you imitate her?
If you say like that, you'll be filmed.
Do you imitate her?
Well, like I said earlier...
Yamazaki, you...
It's okay, Mr. Yamazaki.
If you think it's scary, you can say baby's words a lot at work.
Then you'll get tired and say baby's words.
Please don't let me say baby's words.
I want you to say baby's words.
Well, I'm watching a play, too.
Really, I'm embarrassed now, too.
It's dangerous!
Don't bump into him!
I'll go, I'll go. I always go, really.
We're getting supplementary information from the manager.
It's baby's words, but...
You usually say things by their names.
TV remote control is "chico chico".
"Chico chico"?
Air conditioner remote control is "pico pico".
"Una dateki" is "uni uni".
It's hard for you to say "milk".
"Kama".
"Kama", you bastard.
As you get older, you can't say it right away.
That's why you can say "chico chico" to people around you.
"Chico chico chico chico".
"Pico pico" means "pico pico".
"Earphone", "earphone".
What about "paco paco"?
Paco paco
It's a special information about personal belongings.
Next, team number eight.
Mr. Daikichi Hakata.
Mr. Daikichi, it's the second time.
We still have more.
Information provider.
Who is it?
He is a colleague of mine, Blue River Kawahara.
Who is he?
The other day, at the end of the show,
when I drank with Mr. Daikichi,
he was in a good mood and sang a song of Mr. Tetsuya Takeda
It's rare for Mr. Daikichi to sing a song of Mr. Tetsuya Takeda.
We got a video of him singing a song of Mr. Tetsuya Takeda.
Mr. Daikichi's rare private karaoke.
It's not good again.
It's not good.
Second place!
Third place!
Only his colleagues are excited.
This is...
This is a rare opportunity.
Is Mr. Daikichi here?
This is not good.
He put his hand on me!
Today's guest is...
Mr. Daiki
Mr. Daiki chose 56,000 people to perform in Asakusa
Mr. Daiki
Oh!
There's a good shop where you can perform Ozawa-kun
Oh! Ozawa of Speedwagon
If you join karaoke, you can perform any song live
Wow!
You can do it there! It's a great shop
That's right
"But I don't think I can perform "Ray" or something like that"
So at that shop, Ozawa-kun asked me if I wanted to smoke water cigarettes
It was my first time smoking water cigarettes since I was born
I don't remember it from there
It's okay, it's water cigarettes
It's water cigarettes, so it's okay
It's okay, it's okay
It's different from regular cigarettes
Actually, we still have water cigarettes
Mr. Atsushi, this is for you
Wow!
This is for you, Mr. Atsushi
What is it?
It's a rare doma that Rombeau and Mr. Atsushi performed together
Which one is it?
It's a wedding ceremony of Mr. Atsushi that took place in Hawaii in 2014
Wow, wow, wow
More than anything, Mr. Tamura Ryo-san
With a very mysterious way of meeting me
What's this? It's too late
With a needless existence like the sun
I'm drunk, I'm drunk
After this, Rombeau and Atsushi drank too much and they...
It's a train, so I have to get off
They got off for some reason in the short break
Are you waiting for me?
Yeah!
I'm going to the army!
And she goes to the army, especially on the day she's drunk.
Where are you going on your second marriage?
On my second marriage, of course!
You're so lazy!
When you're married, you know?
You're so slippery!
Stop it!
I'm going to sing and dance!
The special information about personal information that comes out of the window!
Next, number 7!
Good boy, Hamaguchi-san!
There's more?
The sponsor is Nasu Nakanishi's 'Nakanishi'.
Hamaguchi-san doesn't drink a single drop of alcohol,
but when he goes to karaoke, he gets excited and does certain things.
Things that are never understood in general society.
This is bad!
Then, let me show you!
Hamaguchi doesn't drink a single drop of alcohol, but when he goes to karaoke, he does certain things.
What's this?
Hamaguchi-kun gets really excited!
Here, the female comedian starts singing Matsuura Gaya's song.
Then, of course, Hamaguchi approaches her.
Then, of course, he approaches her.
Then, when they approach the chorus, oh my!
Those who are beaten are also excited.
In the era of compliance, demand and demand coincided in a miraculous performance.
It is a miracle that sexual harassment does not become a miracle of balance from a cocktail.
It is common in karaoke of Umaguchi Army.
Every time we sing that song, we hit our butts.
But we can't understand it.
What do you think, Mr. Umezawa?
You are the worst!
What is that song?
"Kawazakai" by Tobigo.
"Kawazakai"?
There are many songs like that.
In the past, we used to hit our butts.
But we lost weight.
There is a song like that.
Aren't you good at it, Mr. Zakiyama?
I always do it, Mr. Zakiyama.
You don't do it!
You don't have to do that!
I want to fall in love with you!
You're making me jealous!
Let's return to the rankings.
Bukkari Personal Information Special, 6th place!
You don't have to do it now!
Information provider Enjoy U-Hey gave us this.
I've never heard of it.
A few days ago, I went on a trip to Yakushima with Takeyama-san and his comedians.
Takeyama-san was very open-minded.
We got that video.
Please watch it.
The junior filmed Takeyama's private trip.
This is good.
Takeyama is excited about Yakushima.
It's beautiful.
Are you an old woman?
When the junior approaches him with his smartphone...
Are you an old woman?
It's beautiful.
And...
Did you want it?
You're not crazy, are you?
It's scary.
Takeyama is playing by the river.
Hey you, come in!
I'm coming in.
Don't film me! Let's play!
You're always filming me!
Yeah, let's play!
I'm coming in.
What a waste!
Takeyama is playing by the river.
Takeyama is drunk in his room.
Don't film me!
But when he turns his phone to the police...
He's angry again!
But it's fine.
It's fine. It's serious.
He can't commit a crime.
What right do you have to film me?
I'm not filming you.
You're scary!
You're filming me.
You're so bright while you're traveling!
You're filming me all the time even though you're not in the river.
It's such a waste to play by the river!
Are you stupid? You're playing by the river while you're in Yakushima?
It's a holiday!
You're not on holiday!
How much do you want to see my butt?
She's like a hedgehog!
After this, the funny series of "Ocarina of the park club"!
Fujimon is also wearing it!
"Unexpected personal information special", finally top 5!
The 5th place is...
Ocarina-san!
Ocarina-chan!
She's prettier!
She's cuter!
Information provider, London Hearts staff!
Previously, "is she really a good woman?"
When she appeared in the movie "Ocarina of Time", she said her face was funny and posted a picture of an ocarina. Here is the picture.
It's nice.
It's like an ocarina apple.
In order to see more of Ms. Ocarina's casual appearance, we asked her partner, Yuipi, for cooperation and made a video.
Yuipi, too?
Please watch it.
Are you kidding me?
This year's big break female actress, Okazukura.
Among them, there was something strange and funny about the ocarina's appearance.
We want to see various ocarinas there.
Ocarina is walking.
It's moving.
How is it?
It's not funny at all.
It's walking.
How is it?
The way you lift your bag is different.
It's cute.
It's running, the ocarina.
It's running.
Ocarina is running.
Why?
Why is it running so fast?
Why is it walking so fast?
And it's going back in a hurry.
Why?
Why is it walking so fast?
Why is it buying an ocarina by riding a bicycle?
What is this ocarina series?
Is it that one?
It's that one.
Wait a minute!
The staff is about to catch one.
And even from this angle...
You must have eaten bugs.
No, I didn't eat bugs.
You must have eaten bugs.
There's a small bug coming in.
From here, please listen to the song of Gegege no Kitaro.
Ah, welcome back.
Stop taking it!
You're taking it a lot.
This is bad.
What are you doing?
This is fun.
You really are an actor.
Hold on... Why are you suddenly singing?
What is this?
Let's sing together, ge ge ge ge ge.
It's scary at night, okarina.
Wait a minute.
Aren't you taking too much?
Awesome!
It's interesting just walking.
It's like a game of chess.
Okarina asking the security guard for directions.
That's funny.
It's like a mouse-man-like okarina.
It's like a kappa.
It's like a long kappa.
That one is good too.
Everyone, what do you like? Which okarina do you like?
The one with insects in it.
It's like Jinbezome.
Jinbezome eats all of it.
He eats all of it.
The insects are delicious.
That's right, there's a lot of protein.
Number 6's thin sunglasses are good too.
That's good.
Number 6's okarina is mysterious.
It's like a detective.
It's like a suspect's okarina.
It's like a detective's okarina before you get caught.
What about you, Unether?
I like number 3's okarina.
The one with a bird on it.
That's good.
It's like a parker's unetote.
I hate it when my hair is burnt.
What about number 8's okarina?
It's like an okarina eating a sandwich.
It's like an Attack on Titan.
The best thing about today's okarina is that it's good.
Today's okarina!
You're cute!
Today's okarina!
Okarina, okarina, you're cute today!
But you know, your faces are a little similar, right?
What?
The atmosphere and all.
How about me?
Who?
No, okarina.
Are you conscious of it?
Hironaka okarina.
Her hairstyle and all, right?
Why don't you try bumping into her?
That's right!
Seriously!
I don't think it's weird at all.
Go over there for a second.
Okarina, come over here for a second.
Hironina?
Hironina and...
Okanaka?
Nice!
And you?
Totally different!
You're a genius elementary school student, aren't you?
I'm not going to give you a hint!
This is a lot of information.
Information provider.
Asagi's daughter.
My mother is addicted to mail order.
She often receives mail at home.
I filmed her opening the box.
This video is more about other things than mail order.
Please watch this video.
Asagi's daughter received a mail at home.
She is more interested in sexy looks than mail order.
She is sexy on other days, too.
When did you get this?
She is sexy when she stands on the kitchen table.
She is sexy when she emphasizes her chest.
She is sexy when she posts episodes to her daughter.
I took her to the doctor.
The doctor said, "What's wrong with you?"
What did the doctor say?
I don't want to say it.
Ma'am, this is not a toy portal.
It's a goat.
It's a little long.
The story was already there.
Anyway, it was in LA, Asagi.
Umezawa-san, wasn't it exciting?
Not bad.
Hey, why are you dressed up like that?
Because it's hot.
Is it like this in summer?
But I didn't notice it at all.
He's good at it.
You got caught so close.
Ah, you got caught so close.
Sometimes you don't even see it.
Do you know what an ocarina is?
Can you see it?
An ocarina that can see your brain?
Which one is it?
Isn't it an orange piece?
You're a genius elementary school student.
You're good at it, aren't you?
You're good at it.
You're a genius elementary school student.
You're a genius.
We also received a phone call from your wife.
When you're drunk and you're watching TV,
it's not going to work anyway, right?
Alone.
Oh, is that so?
What?
It seems like you're in love lately.
What's going on?
It seems like you're in love.
It's not like you're thinking about it, right?
No, no, no.
It's not like that at all.
What's it like in reality?
No, no, no.
Please be relaxed for a while.
Oh, my.
Mr. Zakiyama!
Let's go.
The information provider is Longhouse staff.
What?!
We specially asked Zakiyama-san, who likes pranks, to take a funny video and give us his smartphone.
What?!
It's not "what" but "what"
It's "what"
Please watch the video.
On July 5th,
Zakiyama-san went shopping alone and took his smartphone with him.
It's "what"
I'm serious.
I'm not kidding.
I'm serious.
I'll prepare a high school girl.
A high school girl?
Don't make me mad.
I don't like high school girls.
Don't make me mad.
It's because of the prank we did 3 years ago.
But you like high school girls, don't you?
I don't like high school girls.
It's fine.
You like high school girls.
I don't mean it in a weird way.
I think they are cute.
I don't mean it in a weird way.
But you like them, don't you?
Then you like high school girls.
It's fine.
You like high school girls.
I like high school girls.
I, Takeyama, like high school girls.
Can you take a picture of you two?
3, 2, 1...
I like high school girls!
The next topic is about Tanaka's hairline.
You had it here, didn't you?
Yes.
Did you?
Can I have it?
He took out his magic and...
It has to be my hairstyle.
Let me take it off for now.
He drew a line on his original hairline.
You drew it, didn't you?
I didn't draw it.
There's no way it's going to be your hair.
As a result of filling in the cracked area with black paint...
I'll take a picture of you.
The paint escalated even more.
I don't like it when you don't paint it.
It's like you're putting it on top of something.
And now, he hands the pen over to Tanaka.
Notice me. Notice me.
There are people who don't notice you until you notice them.
Do you know who they are?
I know who they are, but I'm not going to tell you.
What?
You're not going to tell me?
What do you think they are?
Are you going to tell me?
No, not at all.
I love you.
You're so cool!
Would you like to say it together?
The one in the mirror?
What's the one in the mirror?
Okay, one, two...
High school girls!
I love you!
You're crazy!
What's wrong with you?
Time changed and it was August.
It was a busy day.
An hour from the beginning.
An hour later...
Look in the mirror!
Anyway, it was a bright bamboo forest.
Are you wearing it?
What?
Don't worry.
I'm not wearing it.
You're lying!
At the end of the drinking party...
Fujimondayu's collaboration.
We don't need Fujimondayu.
Then...
Oh!
Oh, it's a butterfly!
What's up with you and Shironuri?
Five minutes later...
A dream...
A dream collaboration comes true!
Hey!
But, Zakiyama was satisfied.
I have to go back soon.
What?
I don't have time.
You don't have to go back.
No, I still have something.
A taxi.
What?
A taxi?
Can you make me a taxi?
A taxi?
Are you going to make me take a taxi?
So...
That was terrible.
Yukinen, don't say anything.
He's laughing so much.
Excuse me, can you do me a favor?
Please do me a favor.
Seatbelts, please.
My head hurts.
Seatbelts, please.
I'm going home like this.
Good work.
He's laughing now, but he's definitely going home.
Excuse me, wait a minute.
He's going home.
Please go.
Good work.
Thank you for your collaboration.
Really?
And so...
Dayu taxi left.
Dayu taxi!
What's up with Dayu taxi?!
You just went home like that?
I did.
Yukinen, were you awake?
I was awake, but I went into my bed.
And I opened the door of my bedroom.
Yukinen was like...
It was so scary.
I started crying.
I started crying because it was so scary.
You didn't say you were going home in a Dayu taxi, did you?
I didn't say it.
What is a Dayu taxi?
It's hard to explain.
It must have been scary for you, Yukinen.
It was scary.
But the Dayu taxi doesn't have a security camera in the apartment.
It's dangerous.
It's not Dayu taxi.
It's Dayu security.
I'm glad you had a sense of it.
The top one and two will be revealed after this!
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Are you silly?
Loton Park "Over there? Special!"
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"Unexpected Personal Information Special" by using your Smartphone!
Trendy Angel Saito Sana!
Information Provider!
Saito-san's girlfriend, Chanma-san!
Chanma-san?!
Who is it?
Is it a nickname?
Yes, it's a nickname.
You know it so quickly!
Chanma-san gave me this information.
Whenever something happens, Tsuppon writes a letter.
Tsuppon?!
When I write a nice letter, I take a picture and save it on my smartphone.
Chanma-san!
That's the picture I received!
Chanma?!
Here it is!
To Chanma, July 4th, 2014.
I'm really sorry for today!
I've been thinking about Chanma lately.
I'm also thinking about my future with Chanma.
I'm really sorry for causing you so much trouble!
I'm sorry for making you feel lonely!
I'll always make you happy and reassure you!
Thank you for always smiling at me!
I love you, love you, love you!
I'll make the drive fireworks come true!
To the sunflowers one day late!
It's July 8th, you know.
Are you trying to scare me?
I'm not trying to scare you.
She must be happy that you took a picture of her.
She must be happy.
If she writes you a letter, it means you're in sync, right?
What?
Are you making fun of me?
I got the information from you.
I got it.
But I can't write it at all.
You're overdoing it, Kiryuri.
It looks like you sent her a video letter, too.
I got it, too.
What do you mean you read it?
It's a video letter.
Saito sent her a smart letter.
I just arrived at the hotel.
My head hurts.
My chest hurts.
My head hurts, too.
Your head hurts?
What did you say?
I want to see you.
And?
Your head hurts, too.
I'm happy!
You were chit-chatting.
Yes, I was chit-chatting.
What do you think, Kaneda-san?
The person who sent you that video.
But my lips were red!
I feel like I'm going to puke.
I didn't say that!
From such a same-sex girlfriend,
you have a drooping smartphone.
It's still drooping.
From such a same-sex girlfriend,
you have a drooping smartphone.
The other day,
I received a ticket for the Shinkansen to my house.
It said that it would leave Tokyo at four in the afternoon,
but Tsuppon left his house saying that he would get on the Shinkansen at about twelve.
And later,
I admitted that I had been cheating on Tsuppon.
What?
Tsuppon, don't ever cheat on people's wives in front of a store again.
People's wives?
Yes, people's wives.
Are you okay with that?
No, no, I'm really sorry about that.
Is it really only people's wives?
Yes, it is.
It's not just people's wives.
This is bad.
The genius elementary school student is starting.
Ocarina that pursues cheating.
I don't like it.
I'm sure other people are doing it, too.
You look like you're about to lose it.
I'm losing it?
What do you think, Mr. Umezawa?
It's the worst way to lose it.
Signboard!
That's a good one.
Thank you.
He's been caught many times.
There's a simple and amazing story, isn't there?
Did you appear in the news?
Yes, yes, yes.
In Okinawa.
When there was a typhoon.
Yes, yes, yes.
What? Cheating?
Cheating?
In the news...
You were on the other side of the news where there was a flood of rain.
"Ukraine's personal information special," released on the smartphone.
What's in the top?
Now!
Finally!
The first announcement!
Is there anyone who hasn't been called?
There must be someone who hasn't been called!
The first!
Let's announce it!
This person!
K.K.O. is here!
He's here!
What is it?
I'm so scared!
Sorry for the wait!
I can't believe he's in first place!
Information provider!
Yes!
Your daughter, Hana-san.
What? Hana-san?
That's...
Hana-san.
Hana?
A girl who is divorced and lives apart from her daughter.
What kind of information did she receive?
What is it?
From now on, we will provide you with the sponsors you see.
In first place is Kinoshita.
From his daughter who got divorced and lives alone, there is a lot of information.
It's been 9 years since my father and mother got divorced,
but at once every month, we try to meet up with our families.
The other day, my father, mother and I went to karaoke together.
In fact, my daughter received that precious video from me.
Please watch the first place video.
T.K.O. Kinoshita. Karaoke with a divorced family.
A 14 year old girl and a duet.
Wow, this is amazing.
That feeling, that feeling.
Wow, I'm so happy.
This is good.
Unfortunately, it was a T.
She was caught again.
It's sad.
It's kind of sad.
Even though it's a good feeling.
However, it was a splendid T.
Somehow, she wants to hold hands.
In the end, they break up.
Furthermore, they sing a duet with their divorced wife.
Together?
It's kind of nice.
Singing this song with your divorced wife...
(Singing)
Wow! Good relationship!
What is this?
Good relationship!
I can't believe you reformed it!
Oh! Oh!
Shochiku's traditional butt-pats!
The divorced family enjoys karaoke together.
It's a super rare video!
It's amazing!
Wow! It's totally good!
So you meet your daughter and ex-wife once a month, right?
Yes, about once a month.
Ex-wife and ex-husband do something like a duet, right?
No, it's like I say it normally.
I'm divorced.
That's right.
Do you talk about it?
Hana-chan said, "I took a video of my dad, so please watch it."
Before that, I remember we had a little fight.
With Hana-chan?
Yes, Hana.
That's why we went to karaoke.
That's why it's like that.
That's why you can't hold hands?
I see.
Umeda-san, as a father...
I know, I know.
When you're 13, 14, and 15 years old, you're separated.
Do you start keeping your distance?
It's about that age.
Umeda-san, do you like high school girls?
I like it.
That's not good.
You can't get on.
You can't.
But you have a great relationship with your wife.
It's nice, isn't it, being separated from your wife?
It's strange.
It's big.
As a singer, you must be envious of her.
I'm envious of her.
I still meet her sometimes.
Really?
But is karaoke like a duet?
It's not that far.
Right?
But you can't hit your butt like "pyon, pyon".
You can't hit your butt like "pyon, pyon".
It's popular, hitting your butt.
Honestly, everyone hits their butts.
Karaoke box.
Hana-chan is very cooperative with London Hearts.
Does she watch it a lot?
Does she?
Hana-chan gave Kinoshita-san a video letter.
"Dad, thank you for always working hard for the family. Family trips several times a year are also fun and very happy times. Every time we meet, it's fun to stick together.
I'm in my early teens, so..."
Also, when you come back, if you don't get what you want because you've always been spoiled by your mom, please don't be shy.
It's also embarrassing to stick with your mom outside.
But I'm happy that I was born to a child of dad and mom with smiles and love.
Thank you for always protecting me.
I hope dad and mom will stick together again.
Wow!
I'm sure this will come.
What do you think of Hana-chan's video letter?
It's tough.
But it seems like Hana-chan really means it.
This is true love.
You didn't say it.
I didn't say it.
I said it for the first time.
You said it on the occasion.
But you can't say it unless it's an opportunity like this.
You should give it back.
But you have feelings for your wife.
Hana-chan was born between you two and she was really happy.
She grew up to be a good girl.
She's a good girl.
Good woman.
I have a lot of feelings.
For example, I'm sorry for making you watch TV like this.
You should have been in a happier mood.
But you looked happy, Hana-chan!
But you took it for me, Hana-chan.
You're crying, aren't you?
Of course I'm crying!
I'm not crying!
You're a demon!
You're crying, aren't you?
You're a terrible man!
You're a stubborn man!
Why are you laughing?
I'm not crying!
It's fine if you're crying, Kinoshita-san!
What do you think, Uemura-san?
I like it.
This kind of conversation is great.
If you can do it, you should go back.
You're asking for it, aren't you?
That's what the sign says.
But my ex-wife is the most relaxed.
She's the most relaxed.
You're all tired, aren't you?
That's right.
But we help each other out.
For Hana-chan!
Hana is in the middle.
That's great!
What's bothering you, Kinoshita-san?
I want to play a little more.
Don't play!
Just do it like Saito!
You'll find out!
I want to play more!
That's great!
That's all for the ranking!
That's great!
I can make you think about it.
That's all for the ranking.
Actually, there's one more.
One more?
That is...
Ange-san!
There it is!
There was one earlier!
There's one more, right?
In the video that my ex-wife gave me,
when you're drunk, you sing opera at home in the middle of the night.
You're lying.
You're drunk.
You're singing opera in the middle of the night.
You don't know opera, do you?
Where is this?
It's not over yet.
It's not over yet, but I...
I saw it! You said it again!
The living room is spacious!
Where is this?
What is this classic place?
It's a big TV!
I'm curious about various things!
This house is expensive!
And!
This time too!
We have a latest video of Atsushi when he was drunk from his wife Kana!
Here is the latest video!
Please watch it!
Atsushi's drunk video taken by his wife is going viral!
When he came back from drinking, he was acting like a rabbit!
Did you really do that?
This is terrible!
It's Mr. Umezawa's song!
Ruby...
This is terrible!
Ruby, stop it!
Why?
What is it?
Where is it?
Recently, he often loses his wallet, so he grabs it and heads somewhere!
Is it your wallet?
What is it?
What are you doing?
What is it?
What are you doing?
It's like a bone!
Your wallet!
Going home drunk in the middle of the night. After taking off his clothes.
It feels good.
It's cold and the wind feels good.
Wow, it's like this!
The wind feels good.
It's cold and...
You've been talking all the time, haven't you?
Yes, I have.
And suddenly...
Don't say it like a bone!
I don't need it! I don't need it! I don't need it!
It's all mixed up!
Everything is mixed up!
Even Kaneda's element is mixed up!
Huh?
What?
Nothing!
This is a little...
This is fun!
I'm getting drunk!
Boy!
You're too stressed out!
I'm drunk and I'm covering myself up like that!
I don't remember!
Huh?!
I don't remember Umezawa-san at all!
Yeah! Same as me!
I don't know and I'm doing it!
No, you don't know!
You don't know and you're doing it!
You're being filmed!
A lot!
His wife filmed it for him!
I don't think any comedians get drunk like this!
If you go back to a place where you can relax, you'll end up like that!
You'll end up like that!