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Tonight's topic is "Men, Women, Girls' Top Three Projects"!
There's a lot of handshakes at home of female entertainers.
The truth is...
Look at this pride!
They check each other's comfort and hospitality severely!
The shocking footage of women's support for men!
Impossible, impossible, impossible!
I'm satisfied!
There's nothing impossible about this project!
Kintan's famous version!
Panties and underwear!
I did my best, didn't I?
Too dangerous of a choice and a lot of complaints!
I'm not an old man!
This year?!
Smart Arts is also involved and is urgently applying!
A problem with a paper and a screen...
Also, Black Daikichi is booing the entertainers!
I'm ugly!
Who is the ugliest person in the world?!
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
You're the ugliest!
You're the ugliest, too!
The men are playing hide-and-seek!
Let's begin the hidden match.
These two men with big faces.
Your seats are open in the back.
I thought you guys were a couple.
Are you okay?
I'm fine.
I don't think there's a single seat for a couple in my career.
And his first appearance.
Yes.
Dog Rock Eguchi.
Thank you for coming.
That's a perfect name for you.
Thank you very much.
Since you're here, you want to ask him something, don't you?
Can we ask him "why?"
Isn't it "why?"
We have our partners with us today.
Yes.
Eguchi?
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
Eguchi.
He's well prepared, but...
In particular...
He won't make you whine.
I'm not like that?
He's cool and...
Rich, huh?
It's not like that!
He's not...
He's not inviting me!
When I went to the cinema,
I was eating popcorn while watching a movie
and a woman sat next to me
Could it be?
Did you come to lick my salt-stained fingers?
When I was trying to buy canteen beer at the convenience store
A woman at the cash register
Pushes the confirmation button more than 20 years old
Is it possible? Is it possible?
Isn't it a crime even if you have sex?
Don't you want to confirm it?
Don't you want us and can't stand us?
That's how it is
Thank you very much
In addition, this time, the female guests will be asked about their favorite things of me
The theme of this show is "As a person who is ugly for 100 Japanese women"
Appearance sense, way of life, inner life, sense as an entertainer, total ranking as a man
All of them
Out of these 10 people, which 100 Japanese women voted for?
Before announcing it, let's bet 1 million yen on it
The result of Ryo-kun's lottery
It will be analyzed and ranked first
First of all, Daikichi thinks he is one of the top three.
You are right.
Daikichi, you are a bit modest.
I thought I was one of the top five or six.
This time, I did everything in my own way.
I don't care about others, but I care about myself.
If I care about myself, I think I am one of the top three.
I see.
By the way, is there anyone who ranks you badly?
No one?
Even Eguchi.
No one?
I am second place.
What?
You are pretty bad.
Why?
A young entertainer, Eguchi Doburoku,
ranks Daikichi as one of the worst two.
Daikichi, you have a good face and style.
But you don't look good at all.
I see.
You don't look like you have a treasure.
Are you saying you don't have self-producing ability?
No, no, no.
You are a scary Daikichi.
Daikichi announced two people who he thought weren't worse than him.
They are...
Ogiari!
Ogiahagi!
It's Ogiahagi!
Ogi-san is 9th!
Ogiahagi-san!
Ogi-san is 10th!
Ogiahagi!
It's Ogiahagi!
Ogiahagi!
Is there a point for this?
This is also perfect!
This is Hawaii, right?
Hawaii!
Why is it Ogiahagi?
I think Ogiahagi is the word that is the farthest away from "ugly".
Because you do a good job...
You drive a good car...
You have a good personality...
And you often go to Hawaii.
It's coming to me.
It's not coming to me.
The order is a little...
It's my opinion...
The difference in frame of glasses.
It's a little...
Ogi-kun plays with frames...
He plays with colors.
Sometimes it's weird...
It's fashionable.
He wears white glasses since 5th grade.
It's amazing!
It's fashionable!
As "ugly" people...
From now on...
We will announce the 7 people that Daikichi predicted.
7th place!
First, 7th place!
Please!
Sakiyama-san!
It's unexpected!
I don't have many private relationships,
so I have an image of it,
but I've heard that your personal clothes are very fashionable.
Some people might say,
What's with those personal clothes?
But you already have
your own character, Sakiyama-san.
Thank you.
No matter what you wear, you can be Sakiyama-san.
People tend to choose
more intense personal clothes.
Have you seen it before?
No, I haven't.
You don't have an image of your clothes, do you?
I don't have an image of my clothes.
I don't have one.
It's Sakiyama Lion's clothes, isn't it?
I don't have one.
You're full of worries.
You're full of worries!
By the way,
is there anyone
who has a bad image of you?
There are quite a few people
who have a bad image of me.
He doesn't look like he's in a good mood.
I see.
Is that the reason?
That's right.
Really? Can I see it?
Yes.
It's really like that!
Why are you lying?
Just say it!
It's been a while since you've been so loud.
Don't worry about me!
By the way, what do you think of Zakiyama-san?
Zakiyama-san, I'm in 4th place.
4th place?
I'm not really good at being loud and self-assertive.
I think I'm that kind of person.
I think I'm a little lame.
It's been a while since we've seen someone say bad things about Yamazaki.
As a lame person, he's in 1st place.
In the last place of the top group, in 6th place is...
Goto!
Amazing!
I'm happy about this!
There are many ways of wearing clothes.
But more than that, I think his guitar technique is amazing.
That's true!
He's good at arranging.
I love Nagabuchi-san.
So when I see Goto like this, I think it's amazing.
No, I've been watching Nagabuchi for a long time.
Ario-shi, don't you think Goto is lame?
Goto, I'm in 1st place.
Why?!
I don't think there's anyone more lame than Goto.
Why is that?!
His way of walking and his way of playing games are all lame.
If it's not like that, I can't move.
It's lame!
Is there anyone else who thinks Goto is in 1st place?
I don't think so...
Eguchi!
I think I'm in 1st place, too.
Why?
I think Goto-san is a manly man, but I can't feel his masculinity.
I don't think so.
His voice and movements...
He has a strong sense of community.
I think that's what women don't like about him.
I think Goto-kun's body ratio is bad in the first place.
His body ratio when you look at him from the front.
Can you stand up for a second?
His legs are...
Can you stand up for a second?
How is it?
It's weird.
It's short.
It's really short.
You can stand up a little more, but you can't stand up any more.
I'm full of bullets now.
That's amazing.
He's a manly man, but he has a strong sense of community.
In 1st place and 5th place, his name is...
In 5th place...
Wow!
Eguchi!
Wow!
Thank you.
Eguchi, why?
As I thought, I have a problem with my hair and my eyes.
His outlandish imagination...
As a person, he's a lame guy.
The worst five ways to play Daikichi are...
"Double Rock" and "Eguchi".
From here, the knife of black Daikichi will cut your taste buds!
He might be a good guy, but...
As I thought, I have a problem with my hair and my mirror.
That's sad.
The mirror...
You dropped it, didn't you? You dropped it from the balcony, didn't you?
That's right.
I dropped it from the balcony.
The mirror, you know?
I can't forgive that problem that's been blowing up before I knew it.
I want you to forgive me.
Who taught you how to cut vegetables and stuff like that?
Eguchi is my college classmate.
Really?
He's from Saga University.
We got along well.
He might be depressed, but I sent him an email.
So, as expected...
He's drinking beer in a dark place right now.
He's determined to do his best.
No matter what I send him, he'll say "thank you" or "I'll do my best" right away.
There's no end to it.
In the end...
Maybe, but...
Don't you think I might like you?
I see.
You replied with a bit of humor, didn't you?
I replied with a bit of humor, didn't you?
But he didn't reply back.
That's the worst thing you can do.
What's wrong? What's wrong?
Why did you ignore it?
I thought you might like me, but I didn't.
I see.
You thought I might like you, but you didn't reply back?
You used "maybe, but..."
Yes.
If it was true, it would've been really lame.
It would've been really lame.
That's why you didn't reply back!
That's right.
By the way, those of you who put "maybe, but..." in a bad way...
Your chin and...
Yes.
I'm in first place.
What?
Don't you think you're in first place?
Don't you think you're ugly?
What do you think?
I'm ugly.
What?
Your way of talking is ugly.
I didn't think I'd be in first place.
I'm not good-looking either.
You're not good-looking?
Do you have strong male hormones?
If you say I'm ugly, I'm ugly.
I'm very particular about how I grow my beard.
Is it easy for you to grow your beard?
I care about that when I grow my beard.
I see.
If you say I'm ugly, you're ugly.
Dove Rock is a combination name.
Isn't it good?
It's one of the worst combination names.
It's the opposite.
Oh, yeah.
Rock is...
I hear that a lot.
"Football Alarm" is ugly, isn't it?
I'm going to call Dove Rock right now.
It's the worst combination name.
Please.
I'm in second place.
The story is interesting, but I can't accept this kind of combination name.
Never.
I have long hair and I'm good-looking,
but they laugh at me, but I can't see it as a man.
I've been told that for a long time.
It's too early for me.
It's too early for you?
I don't think English is well-known in the world yet.
English is well-known?
I feel like I'm well-known.
I've been working hard.
Whether I'm ugly or I'm good-looking, I've been working hard.
You admitted that you're ugly.
A man who is ugly as a human being, Dove Rock.
He's in fourth place of the worst three combinations.
I want to be called as soon as possible because I'm a commoner's great knight.
It's not good to lose to the two above.
Please.
Junior!
But you went up quite a bit, Junior.
I think I love my juniors too much.
You love your juniors too much?
I love my juniors too much.
Whenever I say "girlfriend" and "juniors", I always end up saying "juniors".
But I know what you mean.
You say it a lot on TV.
On a TV show before this as well, you kept showing images of Dubai.
I was watching it next to you, Junior.
You said, "Junior, you're having fun, aren't you?"
When food comes out, you say, "They're going to eat it."
I don't like it.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I'm surprised.
Who comes to your mind when you say "junior"?
First of all, Takeru.
It's definitely Takeru.
But recently, I want to take Takeru's children with me.
That's amazing.
I think juniors are heavy.
From a man's perspective, they're amazing seniors.
But why do women spend money on juniors like that?
I think it's common.
How is it?
Do you prioritize juniors even when you have a girlfriend?
Well, we did it together.
Together?
Even when you go on a trip with your girlfriend, juniors come with you?
We already went together.
I'm sure girls don't like that.
I don't like it.
But juniors are happy about it.
You were happy about it, weren't you?
Me too!
Because it's fun.
But I like it this much because I get excited.
But you're looking at it properly.
I think being single at this age is kind of lame.
Is there a problem?
I think being single is getting more important.
Is there anyone who ranks you in the worst three juniors?
I...
You are!
I am.
I'm in the third place of juniors.
Third place! Why?
There was a scene where I got drunk on a show.
At that time, a junior got really drunk.
And she got close to a drunk guy next to her.
There was too much of a gap from usual.
It was lame.
Being drunk and being spoiled by a drunk guy is pretty lame!
You don't have to be spoiled by a drunk guy!
What about you, Kanoa?
I...
I'm in the ninth place of juniors.
Ninth place!
That means you're not lame!
I think "lame" means you have a good sense of humor.
You have a good sense of jokes, too.
But you have a bad sense of humor, too.
You're being evaluated by Kanoa.
You have a bad sense of jokes, too.
But you're a little happy about it.
You don't have to be happy about it!
"Lame" and "bad sense of humor" are Kojima, Kano, and Arioshi!
No, stop it!
In the third place...
You two are lame!
The worst three people who are lame are Kojima, Kano and Arioshi!
Stop it!
The third place goes to...
Can I say it under you two?
The third place goes to...
Arioshi!
That was close!
Arioshi is in the last three places. What happened?
I happened to see Arioshi's car in the parking lot.
He was in a van with a lot of luggage in the back.
To put it bluntly, I thought it was a car for P.A.
Arioshi was in a car with a lot of speakers.
I didn't know what was going on.
Arioshi didn't come out of the car.
I was so surprised that I couldn't organize my thoughts.
Don't say "car"!
If it was a car like that...
Even if it was on TV, it might have looked like a brown candy.
It might have looked like a brown candy.
The difference between Arioshi and P.A. is...
P.A. often appears in his house.
He has a very fashionable house.
Arioshi doesn't look like that at all.
When I see that car, I can't help but imagine it.
You can only imagine it from there, right?
Can we go there together?
Let's go!
He's wearing a poster.
He's wearing a New Year's Day poster.
He's not wearing a poster anymore!
He's not a high school student anymore.
Kano, is there no Arioshi?
Is there an Arioshi?
Arioshi.
He's in 10th place.
That's good!
He has the best sense.
He's not lame.
He's a Japanese who can say "no".
Even if he's been around for a long time,
he's still following the original path.
That means he's not lame.
I'm a little happy, too.
Kano, congratulations!
I'm also in 10th place, Arioshi-san.
Thank you, cap!
But you don't look like you're lame.
I'm not a prankster!
You're not a prankster!
I'm not a prankster!
You're not wearing a red jacket!
There are only two people left.
Which one is it?
Which one is it, everyone?
I definitely want to get this one.
For me, Daikichi-san...
For the first time, first, second, and third place...
I was wondering if there was something like "nothing".
Because you're kind...
Huh?
Kind...
Then it was right!
The first "kind" was right!
How about you, Koyama-san?
It's Kojima!
Kojima!
You're a dog-like gay, aren't you?
You're a dog-like gay, aren't you?!
Hey, calm down.
You're like a dog.
But...
Daikichi predicted that he would be the most lame man.
These people!
1st place, Kojima-kun! 2nd place, Kanoe-kun!
People who don't grow up are lame, aren't they?
5 years ago's Kano-kun and today's Kano-kun aren't that different.
It's true.
I'm careful about it too.
But there are shops that sell the same taste.
The part you want to grow up is the part you have to grow up.
Even so, Kano-kun doesn't have a sense of danger.
A man who doesn't seem to be able to avoid risks is the lame one.
Rather than feeling the danger and being scared,
I think it's better for you to be confident as a man.
But at this timing, will a man like you get your boss' license?
I can't get it.
It's very easy for you.
I'm living in the entertainment world, so I have a choice not to tell my boss.
If I get my boss' license, it's like a life insurance.
But it's lame!
If it's not an insurance, I have to get it at home.
I think it's better to get it as soon as possible.
Even if you get busy in the future, you won't be able to get it.
But for that reason, you cut your hair short, don't you?
Of course I cut it. I want my license.
That's lame!
If you have to cut your hair...
Why can't you say you don't want it?
No, no...
I don't want to be punished for it.
You can't say that!
Why can't you say that?
Because you're Kano-kun.
There are moments when you pass by and you look cool.
But in general, Kano-kun has to be at the top.
Is that so?
The reason why Kano-kun chose Kojima as his worst man is...
There is an episode where Kojima-kun doesn't know what meat is.
He doesn't know if it's beef, pork or chicken.
He doesn't have a heart as a human being.
That's right.
As a human being.
I think he doesn't have a heart for work either.
He does have a heart for work.
He often says "I'm Kojima."
When he says "I'm Kojima," he looks like he's done.
I don't think that's the end of it.
There must be something else.
Then...
Wait!
I don't know.
There was this too!
It's Watabe-san's, isn't it?
What is it?
Don't do it with Watabe!
I was surprised when I saw it.
Let's continue!
Wait!
Let's continue!
Wait!
You can't do it?
You can't do it!
By the way, what about you two from the same agency?
I'm in 3rd place.
I'm in 1st place.
I'm in 2nd place with Kano.
Then you're in the worst place.
That's the same thing!
I heard you buy clothes at the same clothing store as Hitara-san.
Yeah.
Clothes, right?
Yeah.
And when you go to the store, you ask which one Hitara- san bought.
Oh, my!
Yeah.
And you buy the same one.
What?!
Scary!
And you tell Hitara-san it's a secret.
You're a genius.
The feeling of a secret is lame.
Yeah, yeah.
When I see what people have, I always ask where it is.
And when I tell people, they always buy it.
And after that, we don't talk about it anymore.
Yeah, yeah.
You don't tell people anymore.
Yeah, yeah.
You just ignore it.
Ignore it?
Yeah, yeah.
There's more to it, isn't there?
When I see what people have, I feel like Kojima-kun is jumping out of it.
Yeah, yeah.
It's lame.
When you see what people have, who do you think is the lamest one?
I think it's Kojima-san.
Oh, I see.
When you see what people have and when you hear people say bad things about you,
you can't shake it off.
You have something hot in you.
You're saying it again and again!
But Kojima-san only makes sounds.
It doesn't make a sound.
It's like...
It only makes sounds.
Maybe it doesn't make a sound.
No, like...
Is he really that lame?
That's what I'm saying!
Even if he's lame, you should give him something back!
Yeah.
W-Wait a minute.
You're taking too long!
I won't wait for you!
I know you should wait for me, but please wait for me!
And so, as you can see, the first prediction is...
And now, we'll announce the results of the general survey of 100 women!
First of all, who do you think is the lamest one of all?
It's Ariyoshi-san!
Yes!
I'm glad!
At this stage, Daikei-san,
1 million yen.
I'll ring the bell.
Can I?
If you don't meet me at the parking lot,
If you don't meet me at the car,
I don't know you.
Reason.
He's smart and his comments are accurate.
Even though he's a hard worker,
it's good that he doesn't show it.
Wow, I'm happy. Thank you.
He can say his opinion clearly.
He has a kind heart.
Recently, his appearance has been promoted.
He's cool.
I'm happy!
There are only good things!
If I'm in the top,
there will be only good things like this.
I'm happy that I'm still alive.
I'm happy!
There are still 9 people left.
Stop it!
I'm happy that we won.
This is difficult.
As a person,
he's a lame man.
About him,
he has a good image.
9th place, Daikichi-san!
The reason is that he is an adult with common sense and is considerate of people around him.
He does not slack off in any job and works hard all his life.
He is like a public servant.
I want people like him to use their tax money properly.
9th place.
I don't want people to slack off in any job and work hard all their life.
He is very angry.
What's wrong with you?
I don't want people to slack off in any job and work hard all their life.
You are trying to be funny.
You are not funny today.
You are not funny now.
8th place.
Will Ogia, who is considerate of people around him, make it?
Chihara Jr.
Mr. Jr.
Thank you.
What's up?
Hey, hey, hey!
What's up with you?
You're not in the game!
I'm not in the game!
You're not in the game!
Mr. Jr., you're eighth place.
Thank you.
Reason.
As a professional, you look cool when you're working.
As a person, you have a good sense of humor.
Thank you.
I'm impressed with every word you say.
Wow!
You're kind to your brother and you're sure to be able to care for your family even after you get married.
Hey, hey, hey!
People think you'll get married, don't they, Mr. Jr.?
They do, don't they?
You can't, can you?
He's laughing at you.
You can't, can you?
So we chose these three people for their sense of humor.
Yay! I'm so happy!
Ariyoshi, Taiki and Mr. Jr.
Hello!
It's not funny at all.
You're laughing at us for not being funny at all.
Is this show funny or what?
No, no, no.
It's fine.
You think it's funny?
I don't think it's funny.
It's fine.
Isn't exaggeration funny?
It's a song, right?
Which song is it?
It's a song, right?
I don't know which song it is.
It's a song, right?
I don't know which song it is.
What are you doing?
As a person, she's a lame man, but as a woman, she still has a good image.
She has a long life.
She's arrogant.
Ah!
It's either right or left.
Right or left.
Come on, come on.
Which one?
Come on, come on.
Enjoy it! Enjoy it!
Enjoy it!
I'm excited!
My voice is coming out.
There were many reasons, but I ranked 7th.
The reason is that I'm always natural.
I don't make mistakes at all.
I can say it today.
I'm always natural.
It's cool that I haven't taken it seriously yet.
I took it seriously today.
It's bad, it's bad.
Eh? What?
I've never taken it seriously even once.
Can you stop taking it naturally all of a sudden?
No, no.
This person knows what suits them.
Ah, but that's true.
That's true.
I've never seen anyone who hates Yahagi-san.
Ah, that's true.
That's true.
I can't make it sound like I'm being taken seriously.
I'm 7th.
It's true that Yahagi being 7th gave you a standard.
Ah, that's bad.
Well, I can be 2nd, right?
You can be 2nd.
2nd is super lame.
No, it doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter.
It's a fake house.
Ah, that's good.
It's a fake house.
What kind of house is it?
It's a fake house.
I want you to give me an instruction manual.
But...
Don't you remember it again?
When I was doing Ahagi-ya-Yo-in, do you remember it?
It's already most famous.
What's that?
That's horse riding, right?
It's a trick.
You two?
You also did it, right?
Is it even relevant here?
No, that's Ohgi Yahagi over there.
So what...
real Ohgi Yahagi?
No, Speder's Ohgi Yahagi.
genuine.
The most expensive one.
It's the owner of a failing stock.
Wasn't it a bill at 6,600 yen?
Wow!
What is this?
Wow!
Rotten Hearts San Chikanno Special!
San Chikanno?
I'm counting on you!
6th place! 6th place!
6th place is for a man who has listened to all kinds of women's jokes from their 20s to their 40s.
Please! This is the only place left!
Mr. Zakiyama!
Wow!
I did it!
I surpassed Mr. Ogi!
I did it!
I surpassed Mr. Ogi!
I finally surpassed Mr. Ogi!
Unfortunately, you didn't surpass Mr. Ogi.
Oh, thank goodness!
I did it!
This is huge! Thank you very much!
Oh!
Reason!
Your sense of comment is excellent!
Oh!
It's amazing that you can turn other people's jokes into your own!
You've become an award winner!
That's right!
That's a good thing, isn't it?
You have a good sense of humor!
Thank you very much!
You have a good sense of humor!
If you don't have a good sense of humor, you can't hide it!
No, that's not true!
And another reason!
Even if you have a cracked jaw, you can live a fun life!
I haven't heard of that in a while!
That's right!
I'm glad you didn't say "even if you have a cracked jaw"!
That's because it's "even if you have a cracked jaw"!
Even if you have a cracked jaw!
Even if you have a cracked jaw, you need someone who has a bit of a weird personality!
That's right!
From a woman's perspective, who is the worst man and worst partner?
Which member is it?
Fifth place!
Goto!
Well, I can't say anything, but I'm glad.
I'll give you some bad opinions from now on.
This is pretty harsh.
First of all, good opinions.
Except for his hobby of clothes, he has a good sense of everything.
He's pretty good at lowering his clothes.
He was pretty good at it back then.
Even if you give it to your junior, no one can take it home.
No way!
I'll give you some bad opinions from now on.
If you look at his face calmly, you can see that he's been modified to look cool.
He's a little gorgeous.
I've seen him play the guitar, but I'm embarrassed to see him like this.
It's the opposite of Daiki-san.
If you're a Tsuyoshi fan, you can only evaluate him.
Then, there was also a guitar for rock music.
Let's see if it's ugly or not.
Goto will play the guitar for us.
It sounds like an ukulele.
It's a little small.
What are you doing?
I won't do it.
I like it.
Wave your hands.
No, you don't have to say it.
You don't have to say it.
Sing it!
You don't have to say it.
When I said "sing it", you said "sing it".
You like it, don't you?
It's not about being lame or not, it's about being old.
As a person who asked ordinary women about being lame,
these four people chose the worst one out of humiliation.
The fourth place goes to...
Mr. Ogi!
Well, well, well, of course.
Of course.
The fourth place goes to...
Mr. Kema!
You forgot about me, didn't you?
I have a bad opinion about you.
You always look at me from above.
And you look lame in front of me.
It's good, isn't it? It's fashionable.
Why do you say that?
It's fashionable.
Why do you say that?
And, you know,
Wife's choice is rough and lame.
You said that about your wife.
You chose her for money, didn't you?
You can't help it.
You have love, don't you?
I'll say you have love, but...
You chose her for money, didn't you?
It's fashionable.
It's fashionable for you to say that.
After all, you chose her for money.
Do you think it's fashionable?
I can't help it.
You are a woman who is loved for money.
I'm not loved for money.
You are a typical woman.
You don't know that yet, do you?
Most of them are good men.
From a woman's point of view,
Most of them are bad men.
The three above.
We didn't know you were still here.
I don't want you to say it.
I didn't think you would come here.
I'm asking you now. Why did you change your mind?
I know. We are rivals.
It's too early for that.
Why did you change your mind?
Don't say that.
How do you feel, Mori?
Your partner is in the top 3.
People don't know about my partner yet.
My partner is cool.
He is cool.
I had a cool partner.
What did you do?
You did "sasoi senchai", didn't you?
"Sasoi senchai"?
I didn't do it.
You did "sasoi senchai", didn't you?
I did "sasoi senchai".
Who will be called "the worst 3-day" first?
As a person, "the worst 3-day" is...
Kojima-kun!
I'm so happy!
Really?
I'm a little relieved.
The world doesn't know.
Here's the reason.
His comments are bad.
But he seems like he likes it and it's bad.
His comments are bad.
He relies too much on "it's Kojima!"
Just being teased a little makes him look like he's achieved something.
That's what Daiki-san said!
I don't think he can run away anymore.
Everyone's watching.
His face when he says "it's Kojima!"
And right after "it's Kojima!"
What do you do right after "it's Kojima!"?
Should we try it?
Komatsu-san, what did you do today?
IT'S KOJIMA!
I'm scared...I'm scary! I'll look like I'm really angry.
Can I touch you after I'm mad?
Please sit down, Konishi-san. IT'S KOJIMA!
It's quiteufen.
Wait a minute...I forgot something.
I'm getting bored of Kano.
I want to know the result as soon as possible.
I can't wait for it.
Your partners are always fighting for the worst one.
And you are fighting with Kano.
Actually, my partners admire Kano.
Actually, I'm 10th place in this ranking.
Okay.
That's right.
Does that mean Kano has the best sense?
Kano has the charisma of a young man.
What?
He is different from his seniors.
He has the charisma of a young man.
From his seniors' point of view, Kano is loved by everyone.
But from his juniors' point of view, I don't think there is anyone who loves him as much as Kano does.
He is envious of Kano.
I see.
You know...
You suddenly talked about your seniors.
Say it before the show.
Before the show...
That's...
Why? Where is your charisma?
I've never seen him like that.
He comes to my school and says "Are you okay?"
Isn't it lame for you to say that?
Do you want me to say it?
No, I don't want you to say it.
I said it myself.
He really looks like a senior.
Even though he is in first and second place.
I'm nervous.
Let's start.
As a person, he is a lame man.
I will announce him in first and second place at the same time.
The worst one is...
Kano Eiko!
I knew it!
What are you doing?
What do you mean?
You are too fast!
You are faster than me!
You should do it normally!
But you are great!
I don't know their answers.
He only looks like an old man.
Behind him, he seems to say "A woman is like this."
In this important moment of his life,
The sweetness of the side that causes problems is lame.
Mr. Saiki, you're taking a good look at it, aren't you?
Even if I'm compensated for the processing, I will still cause this problem.
I don't know the reason either.
It's not your fault.
I won.
It's not your fault.
It's lame that you blame it on the turtle.
You've been winning for 13 years.
Why do you blame it now?
I don't know.
I have to submit it to him properly.
He couldn't submit the documents.
That's right.
It was against the rules.
It's tough.
It's against the rules.
When I won, I didn't need permission.
At that time, I didn't need it.
I forgot to take permission and won.
You didn't know that.
Even if you forget to take permission, it's against the rules.
His scars won't go away for a moment.
First place is Mr. Kano.
It's strong.
It's lame.
Lame is like denying everything.
You said it at first.
There are people who didn't see it at first.
You knew it and you were doing it.
I don't like it when it's ugly.
Reason.
It's ugly that you don't know it's ugly.
It's real.
It's ugly that you're thin and positive.
Too fast.
It's too fast.
I'm not healed yet but I'm going fast.
Are you healed?
I don't like it.
Is it ugly that you're thin and positive?
It's ugly that you're thin and positive.
Is it ugly that you don't show your fighting spirit?
It's ugly, isn't it?
I see.
Who said it?
I like it.
Is it good or bad?
I like it.
Juniors...
What?
It's bad.
People in their 20s and 40s know it.
Juniors know it.
The name "kanoeiko" is bad.
People tend to say "this guy is first".
That's what it is.
I see.
It's good to say it's bad.
It's bad but it's good to say it's bad.
Why do you say "this guy is first"?
You said it before.
What did you say?
I like "kanoeiko".
I'm sorry.
Is it positive?
I've never said it's negative.
To be honest, I like "oogiri".
But people don't like my answer.
People see you through "kanoeiko".
People don't say "kanoeiko" anymore.
What should we do?
I want you to accept it.
Should we say "kanoeiko"?
Please say it.
Like "yamanote" game.
Let's do it.
"kanoeiko"?
No one says it.
You say "ebuchi", right?
I say "kanoeiko".
Let's say it together.
Like "yamanote" game.
I like "kanoeiko".
Fashionable.
Beautiful eyes.
Young and strong.
Cool clothes.
Well...
You can't even say it yourself!
Say what you said!
I'm fashionable and young and strong.
Fashionable and young and strong!
There are a lot of games like that in Japan!
This game is difficult!
There are a lot of games like that!
There are only two games like that in Japan!
It's lame to aim for wrong coolness.
It's lame to aim for free-spiritedness.
What is it?
I have one.
It's a historical figure's quote.
Shinsaku Takasugi's quote.
It's funny even if it's not funny.
Even if it's not funny, let's do our best to make it funny!
Let's make this world funny!
It's not something you need to explain.
I've always admired it.
Even if it's not funny, it's a comedian's job to make it funny.
That's what you're doing now, right?
Shall we make it funny?
Thank you very much.
Shall we make it funny?
That's amazing!
Let's make it funny!
Thank you very much!
We're going to talk now, but let's make the word "funny" sexy.
In the end, it turned out like this.
To be honest, it's painful.
To be honest, my heart is about to break.
Wait a minute!
You're making me nervous!
I'm sorry I didn't come out!
What does "our" word mean?