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The World Cup continues. "Don't Have Three Hours" special!
Ready, go!
Movie Director Prank
Director, 100 scripts, 4 actors, 3 months of miracles.
All of them are professionals.
Nisehi Society
The World Cup has just begun.
This January, it's clear that the actors and actresses are not in sync.
Six months later...
Let's go!
To get through this hot summer, they check their stamina every day.
Wow!
Annoyoshi has a surprisingly powerful side.
Yes!
What's that?
However, Metabox Gear's Asushi Momoshin...
Wait a second! Wait a second!
And Alice Umo...
Let me go! I'll go first!
What?! What?!
Don't copy me! Don't copy me!
Don't copy me!
Lohar Stamina Measurement 2014
This time, we're going to measure our stamina, find strange parts of our bodies, and do maintenance.
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
Last time, there was an official human dog and a bad result came out, but what kind of data was it?
75 years of age, high fat content, esophernia, etc. where internal organs fat jumps out of the lapel around it, and many other symptoms were found.
Esophernia!
I was told that I was esophernia, and I thought I had to do it, and I gained weight again.
I've lost six kilograms since I was diagnosed with health.
What do you mean?
After doing that kind of thing with that health diagnosis, there are many old ladies who come to see esophernia.
What?
"Show me," I said and came here.
Wow!
What is it?
I've never seen it before.
What is it?
Wow!
It's not a rough treatment.
What is it like?
A little...
No!
Esophernia!
It's not like that!
So, this time, we'll check their physical strength and physical ability with these five items, and we'll announce the overall ranking at the end.
First of all, light-weighted esophernia.
Put an eye mark on the floor, close your eyes and do esophernia for 30 seconds, and measure how much you have shifted from the first position.
The top batter is a very generous junior among the members, Ariyoshi.
Please update this thoroughly.
Is that all you need?
Yes, that's all you need.
Then we'll start.
Ready!
This measurement shows the distortion of the pelvis.
Depending on their posture and their lifestyle, there may be a twist in the pelvis.
Even if they intend to do leg exercises on the spot, it will shift before they know it.
The two gradually shift.
No, no, that's terrible.
You're going to stay there, aren't you?
No, no, that's not it.
You're confused, aren't you?
By moving direction and distance, you can estimate the twist of the pelvis and the inclination of the shoulders.
First of all, you two are coming forward.
The shoulders that come forward are hard on the back side.
Are you trying to show off?
You can see it very well.
I'm explaining it now.
Are you trying to show off?
The back is hard.
In fact, it's not a good posture.
The center of gravity is in front of you.
In that case, it's a little to the left.
It's a little to the left of your daily life.
When you watch TV, you look to the left.
It's piled up and it's to the left.
Even in the afternoon, you're looking this way.
And Ryu and Kanata both shifted to the right.
You two are facing the right.
It's the opposite of what you did earlier.
You're facing the right.
It's a combination of left and right.
It's a combination.
Next, Zakiyama and Takeyama's metapod-type combination.
Alright!
You two, this will be out of sync, won't it?
Say it again.
Hey, get out of the way!
Let me talk!
Then I'll ask this question.
What is it?!
Who is Takeyama?!
What is it?!
It's me! It's me!
Stop it!
Hey! Get inside!
Get inside! Get inside!
Hey! Stop it!
Hurry up and do it!
Alright, let's do it.
Ready...
It's open!
Raise your legs, Takeyama-san.
It's hard.
Raise your legs.
Zakiyama-san, raise your legs, too.
Here, Zakiyama goes to the front right.
15 seconds left.
I can feel it.
Did you feel it?
Takeyama also goes to the front right.
Ah, will I make it in 10 seconds?!
Zakiyama now goes to the front left.
Almost there!
OK?!
It's off!
What?!
Hey!
It's off!
It's gay-style!
Seriously?!
Both of them are off to the front.
Takeyama is 96cm, and Zakiyama is 154cm.
I think they're a little too far apart.
Their balance is off.
That's one of their characteristics.
Both of them have their right shoulder down a little.
Both of them have their right shoulder down, so their center of gravity is off.
When they go in the right direction, their trainer says...
What should we do for people like this?
Always look at your own body sensations.
For example, if you feel like your back is up, relax your back a little.
If you have your right shoulder down, it's easier to use your right shoulder.
It's a good idea to try anything from the left.
Does that cure it?
How many times do you ask me that question?!
I'm asking you!
Do it!
Get out of here!
Go home!
Last up are Momoshin Atsushi and Meta Kosugi.
Everyone in front of the TV, please join in.
I'm totally confident about this.
Let's begin!
Ready...
Raise your legs properly.
One...
Two...
Atsushi always runs like this.
Momoshin...
Here, Atsushi goes up.
Kosugi goes forward.
Don't raise your legs!
Raise them!
Kosugi!
You look depressed.
Your face!
Is it that painful?
You're lying!
For the first time!
Oh, it's been a while!
It's the first case from behind!
It's the first time!
Kosugi is surprisingly...
I'm shocked just by looking at his body.
Kosugi is 88cm tall.
Atsushi is 98cm tall.
If you look at his back,
it's the opposite of what we saw earlier.
His front side is stiff.
It's a little like a cat's back.
His front side is stiff?!
What are you talking about?!
It's not here!
His chest and shoulders are stiff.
Even when he's waving his hand,
his hand doesn't go back.
It only goes forward.
But Atsushi-san, your front side is soft.
It's pretty...
It's not like that.
It's soft.
It's only like this when you're running.
But it's true.
When you're running, it's like you're standing up.
Is the reason for his stiff running finally revealed?
When you're waving your arm really fast,
it's better for you to wave it backwards.
I see!
If you improve that, will you be able to walk faster?
I think it's important.
Like this?
That's right.
That's a little weird.
What's weird about it?!
At this time, the old men head to the entrance of the gym.
What are you doing?!
Rohiroy's physical strength measurement!
Next, we'll measure the anterior thoracic spine.
This measures the flexibility of the hip joint and lower body muscles.
First, let's start with Canada.
Canada!
Stretch out your back and put your hand forward.
Zert your foot and measure how far you can bend forward.
Please!
You do it like that?!
What is this?!
Can I put it down?
48cm!
I think it's a little better than average.
Thank you very much!
She's in her 20s, so it's no problem for her.
Next up is Ariyoshi.
Ariyoshi's anterior thoracic spine. Please!
You can do it!
What are you saying?!
26cm!
That's too bad!
She's in her 20s, so it's no problem for her.
Next up is Junior.
Junior's anterior thoracic spine. Please!
This is good.
Wow!
This is good.
43 kg!
Thank you!
You are flexible.
That's right.
You were so heavy.
Next is...
Takeyama-san.
Hey!
Mako, Mako.
Hey, what is this?
What is this?
Do it. Do it quickly, Takeyama.
Takeyama-san is still...
Me! Me!
Mako is amazing!
Stop it!
What are you doing?
That's enough!
What is it?
Do it quickly!
Wait, you!
What is this?
I will do it.
Please!
Oh!
39.5 kg!
Wow!
Takeyama-san!
You do it when you are happy.
And Ryo-kun is 34 cm.
34 cm!
Takeyama is 32.5 cm.
32.5!
Next is Atsushi.
Shall we start?
Start!
Go ahead.
Wait, wait.
Yes, yes.
Yes.
Why?
Are you not good at driving?
You're not good at driving!
Do it yourself, do it yourself.
Do it yourself!
Okay, I'll do it.
My front wheel.
Go, go, go.
It's not that hard, Mr. Ryo.
It's hard!
Here you go.
What?
It's hard!
Is it that bad?
Yes, it is.
Let's calm down.
He's a man over 110kg, Kosugi!
Your body is amazing.
What are you doing?
Are you playing a game in America?
Okay, Kosugi's front wheel, go ahead!
What?
You can still do it.
Wait, wait, wait.
I'm scared, scared, scared.
I can't do it.
That's it.
What are you doing?
Did you see that?
His head is in the air!
It hurts!
The record is 4.5.
What?
That's terrible!
What?
Miyake-san, this is...
There's a problem.
There's a problem!
His head is in the air.
Are you kidding me?
To be honest, I don't think his front wheel is flexible enough.
His back is in the way.
His back is in the way and his front wheel is not flexible enough!
He has to do something about it.
I see.
Is there a way to make him do it?
Oh, is that so?
Don't you want to make him do it?
No, I don't want to ride a middle kick.
Please forgive me for that.
Canada is in the top three.
Before measuring, Kosugi will fix Westphalia quickly.
Next is balance plant bridge.
Balance is maintained with only one arm and two of its opposite legs, and it is measured how many seconds it can maintain.
This is also done by Japanese soccer player Nagatomo to train his endurance.
Could you tell me about this?
The important thing is that your back and ground are parallel when you do a keep.
Please try it.
Instead of shaking and balancing, please imagine that you are doing a keep.
Today, we will give you a goal of 15 seconds.
I would like you to do your best for 15 seconds.
First of all, we will start with Takeyama, who has achieved mediocre results so far.
Take.
Hey, Take.
Just relax.
Just be yourself as usual, Take.
Could you make a pose for me?
Like this?
Yes, like that.
I can do it.
I can't do it.
Takeyama, get ready.
It's shaking a little.
It's straight.
It's fine, isn't it?
It's uneven. It's uneven.
Be careful.
Oh, no!
I can't do it!
It's 8 seconds.
I can't do it!
What are you doing, Takei?!
I can't do it even if I try!
What are you doing, Takei?!
The master is disappointed.
I'm sorry!
Next is Canada, which has been in the top two countries so far and has won the highest annual award.
Get ready!
Everyone in front of the TV, let's do it together!
It's uneven. It's uneven.
It's uneven on the ground.
It's uneven. It's uneven.
Is your heel okay?
It's a little uneven.
Lower your butt a little more.
It's very uneven.
It's amazing!
It's uneven.
It's amazing!
It's not over yet.
What is that?
30 seconds left.
It's amazing!
You've passed 15 seconds!
It's amazing!
Your hands are going down.
Wow, what is this?
It's amazing!
My stomach is going to close.
It's amazing!
It's over!
This is tough!
43 seconds left!
This is tough!
I think you're at a pretty good level.
You're at a pretty good level.
You're doing kendo, so...
Kendo is one of the top three.
Tsutsukuro has also exceeded his goal of 15 seconds, but...
That's Tamura Ryo, right?
Yes, that's right.
That's Tamura Ryo.
That's...
24 seconds!
24 seconds is an unprecedented record for Canada!
In addition, Zakiyama also made an unpredictable breakthrough!
*giggle*
But he gave up in 21 seconds!
The next challenger is Ariyoshi! Will he be able to show off his judo experience?
Here we go! Ready...
Oh! He's good!
Wow! Amazing!
He hasn't given up!
It's good that he hasn't given up!
10 seconds have passed!
Wow! Amazing!
Tiger Monster!
He hasn't given up yet!
But he's amazing!
15 seconds have passed!
You can do it!
How many seconds did he have?
4, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0!
Should I buy one?
Is it that easy?
He's like a manga protagonist!
30 seconds have passed!
Wow!
Amazing!
Wow!
35 seconds!
Tiger Monster!
Is this for real?
40 seconds!
Tiger Monster!
How did you do it?
Like this!
Wow!
That's a cool way of giving up!
Amazing!
He's shaking at the end of his own judo!
That's amazing!
Is it because you were doing judo?
I think that's one of the reasons.
Judo is an important sport.
That's amazing!
It's funny, but it's balanced!
I'm happy!
That's cute!
Tiger Monster Jr.
With just one more mistake, Aerts will show his willpower!
Ronha's strength measurement, balanced front bridge.
Next up is Jr.
Um...
How many seconds did Ariyoshi have?
45 seconds.
46 seconds.
Should I buy one?
He's like a manga protagonist!
If there's anything, it's crazy!
Here I go!
Ready!
Oh my!
Your body is inclined.
I want to raise my right butt.
Lower my left shoulder.
Lower my butt.
You look like a Korean actor.
Flying, flying.
Go away.
Jimmy Pan Man.
Go away Jimmy Pan Man.
Go away Jimmy Pan Man!
Jimmy Pan Man!
You look like a ninja.
I don't look like a ninja, do I?
You're too fast.
Gaya doesn't get confused and doesn't lose his posture.
Isn't it crazy?
It's crazy.
40 seconds have passed.
Ariyoshi's record is 46 seconds.
The feeling is different.
It's amazing.
Ariyoshi has passed.
Wow!
It's cool.
Wow!
Ariyoshi's record is 50 seconds.
Ariyoshi is amazing.
Ariyoshi's record is 50 seconds.
Let's go home.
Let's compete with Atsushi in front of the TV.
Atsushi, do you think it's light?
I think it's a good form.
Yes, it's not shaking at all.
It's very stable.
It's beautiful.
It's over 15 seconds.
What?
It's over 15 seconds.
It's over 15 seconds?
Yes, 20 seconds.
Count it for me.
Yes.
25 seconds.
It's beautiful.
You look tired.
It's more than one second.
It's more than 40 seconds.
What are you talking about?
When did you say it?
I said it because I thought I could do it.
You have a bright face.
It's more than 40 seconds.
I said it because I was sure I could do it.
What? It's more than 15 seconds?
It's more than 15 seconds.
You said it.
It's not shaking at all.
It's more than Juniors' 50 seconds.
I can still do it.
You look tired.
It's more than one second.
It's amazing.
Why?
I think it's because of my body muscles.
It's amazing.
Does it mean you look like Nagatomo?
That's right.
It's hard to do it even for an athlete.
It's hard for an athlete.
It's hard.
The record breaking will continue.
Will he be able to break a record of more than 110kg?
Here I go.
I hope I don't break a record of B.
Ready.
Just one, right?
Just one and you'll win.
I want to win.
Just one and you want to win?
Just one and I want to win.
You can do it!
15 seconds left!
How many seconds left?
61 seconds.
Just one and I want to win.
I don't think you can win.
Oh, you did it!
You're good!
Was Bongo okay?
Bongo is looking at you.
He's looking at you.
Lift up your legs.
Lift up your legs, Bongo.
Your legs are going down!
You can do it!
Are you doing it again?
I can't do it anymore.
It's not over for me.
It's not over for you.
You lost.
37 seconds left.
But you did it!
I did it?
First of all, Momo Shin and Atsushi were among the top.
Paraphole entertainers showed their determination.
Next is bench press.
Here, they measure the overall muscle strength of the upper body, mainly the pectoralis major.
The first is 55kg.
Ryozo's son is watching.
Ryozo, your son is watching.
OK.
He's watching "Zaccheroni".
It's not "Honda".
That mistake is a lie now.
Ryozo, don't get in trouble.
Get ready.
One, two, three.
OK.
It's not good.
I can't do it next time.
It's very heavy.
Next is "Zacchiama".
Get ready.
But it's heavy.
Two, three.
OK.
It's heavy.
At first, they managed to clear it.
It's quite heavy.
Is it OK?
OK.
Next is Canada, the youngest.
Canada, I'm watching you.
I'm watching you.
Wait a minute. Let me concentrate.
His personality is changing.
I'll do it.
Can I do it one more time?
It doesn't go up.
It's over.
Unfortunately, it's Canada.
It's fast.
Victor didn't go up at all.
Next is Ariyoshi, who has experience in judo.
The pressure is strong here and here.
Can you do it?
Ariyoshi.
One, two, three.
It's amazing.
Next is Takeyama.
Is he really heavyweight?
Next is Bayley.
You can do it!
It doesn't go up.
Why don't you take off your glasses and do it?
Because the glasses are heavy.
It doesn't go up.
Takeyama-san, you don't have a tower.
I can't do it.
Then I'll hit you.
I still have legs.
Because you have legs.
Next is Atsushi's challenge.
Atsushi-san, go ahead.
You can do it.
Takeyama-san, you don't have a tower.
I still have legs.
Next is Garigari's challenge.
You look like a former giant pitcher.
President.
Let's do it.
It's frustrating.
You're looking at the steam all over the country.
You can do it.
Takeyama-san, you don't have a tower.
Can you still do it?
Can I do it like this?
I think you know how to do it.
I know how to do it.
I don't have no power.
Your legs are up.
You don't have a tower.
That's too bad.
The last is Kusugi, who is 110kg tall.
Wow, look at the bulk
American blood is in it
Why did you say that?
I left it
I thought you would say it if you had a chance to say it
So these 5 people cleared 55 kg
Next, 5 kg up, 60 kg
Straight ahead
Start!
Wow, you did it
OK!
Next, Ryo-kun
You can do it!
I can't move at all
No, I can't do it
Too bad, Ryo-san, you can't do it
It's so different with only 5 kg
Otsuki showed his thin but strong muscle strength
Good luck, Yakan-san
I'm not Yakan-san
I hate it when you call me Yakan-san
We look alike
We don't look alike
Ready
He did it!
But it's heavy
Bench press 60kg
Next is Atsushi's challenge
This is your own weight
My own weight
Please
Atsushi vs Atsushi
It's impossible
Atsushi vs Atsushi
Can you do it?
No!
I can't do it!
60kg is impossible
The last is Kusugi
Can you do it?
Ready
Wow!
It goes up so fast
It goes up in a different way
Both of them fell down
These three are left
Next is 65kg
Zakiyama
Let's go!
Can you do it?
Yes!
Zakiyama
Yes!
It's impossible
Zakiyama
Ready
Can you do it?
Wow!
I can't do it anymore
Yes!
You're still climbing
I can't go up at all
You're still climbing
Bench press 65kg
Next is Ariyoshi
I can't do 60kg anymore
I'm almost weightless
You don't look like you're wearing a swimsuit
No, I'm not
I'm not
You don't have it
Ready
You did it!
Wow!
You did it!
Yes!
You did it!
Whistle!
You did it twice
Wow!
You did it twice
I really don't want it anymore
You did it here
Make a new one
Not a whistle
I don't want it anymore
Let's go
Kosugi
Wait
What are you doing?
You can't do it
You can't do it?
You can't do it
Let's go
You can do it
Wow!
You did it!
Ariyoshi and Kosugi lost
[Music]
Kosugi gained 2.5kg and lost 67.5kg
Let's start with Aryoshi.
It's about time.
I'm at my limit.
Aryoshi's weight is 67.7kg.
Yes.
This is it.
This is the famous weight.
It's the famous weight.
Here I go.
[Laughter]
It's impossible.
I did it.
It's crazy.
I did it.
I don't have it anymore.
I'm like, I did it.
I don't know what I'm doing.
You're doing it wrong.
I was using it in a wrong way.
You were using it in a wrong way?
What's wrong with you?
I don't know how to use it anymore.
If you know it, you'll be first place.
You'll know it with that feeling.
Ready, set...
Go! Go! Go!
Watch out!
It's impossible.
No?
No, please wait a minute.
Which one? Which one?
Please wait a minute.
Which one?
A little...
Which one?
A little...
My back is stuck.
Oh!
Your back is stuck. Your back is stuck.
Your back is stuck?
In a stuck state...
Oh!
It's stuck!
You just got a small one!
It's stuck!
Tutor!
My back is a tutor!
Tutor!
My back is a tutor!
Tutor, say it first!
Tutor
Tutor in the back, so it's a no for this one!
And these two were the last ones left!
"Loha" Physical strength measurement!
The last one was "half jump" side jump!
"Half jump" side jump is a competition of how many times you can jump three lines at one meter intervals in 20 seconds!
In half-jumping and double-jumping, you need to stop yourself and move to the opposite side.
If you can't support yourself, you'll fall or get out of balance.
And you won't be able to stop when something happens.
The members say they want to surpass the average.
But what is the result?
First, Ariochi, who stopped on the bench press, and Zakiyama, who wants to show off his skills.
Let's start. Ready...
Almost the same.
It's funny.
It's very similar.
A little bit.
A little bit, Ariochi.
Push him up. Push him up.
Why?
Well, both of you cried 45 times.
What? 45?
50 times. What's the average?
I see.
It's a little low.
It's hard.
The leaders are Juniors and Canadians.
Juniors cried 43 times and said one thing.
Canadians cried 53 times and thought about it.
And Kosugi and Takeyama's meta combination is...
Kosugi cried 46 times and said one thing.
No way!
Takeyama cried 50 times and said one thing.
Takeyama and Maasaka have a big fight.
The last one is a competition of speech.
Are you okay in front of Ryo-san?
No, it's like he just came in front of me.
I let you come in front of me sometimes.
I let you come in front of me sometimes, you idiot.
Okay, let's start.
Ready!
Your rivalry is amazing.
What's that in your hand?
Joyman! Joyman!
Ready!
Go!
Who's Joyman?
Joyman! Joyman!
Joyman fell down.
Joyman was there!
Okay, the result is...
Atsushi-san, 49 points.
Ryo-san, 49 points.
It's a combination.
It's the same.
But he said it's okay.
That's right, from 35 years old to 39 years old.
Takagi-kun is 49, right?
Takagi-kun isn't here.
Canada is at the top.
The oldest, Takeyama, is also very healthy.
The judges measured their physical strength.
With all the results, we will now announce the overall rankings!
Canada is in first place.
Listen up!
As you can see, we're in fourth place.
From now on, we'll announce the worst three.
The only ones left are...
Yamada-san, Yamada-san, Yamada-san, and this fish.
Now, we'll announce the worst three.
The one who got out of the quarrel is...
Kosugi-san!
Yes!
It's out!
It's out?
It's out!
It's out.
What? Really?
Why?
It's not bad, but...
In terms of muscle strength, it was good for both arms and legs.
Including expectations, we placed it in the worst three.
We placed it in the worst three.
That's right.
But if you say it like that, you'll get lazy and get fat.
No, no, until the next healthy scene, we'll work on it.
Really?
It's worse than anyone else.
No, it's not good!
Now, which of the two is the worst?
Which one?
Now, we'll announce the worst one.
What about the man with the least physical strength?
It's Takeyama-san!
That was close!
Takeyama-san is the worst!
But it was a good comeback, wasn't it?
It was a good comeback,
but the muscles in the upper body were also the worst among the three of you.
Overall, I think your ability has decreased.
Ability? Is it a laughing ability?
I don't know what you're talking about.
I don't think it's a laughing ability.
If you say something like that, I'll keep laughing.
Please be careful of what you say.
What about Yamato-san?
Isn't there a big difference between you and Kosugi-san?
If Kosugi-san loses, there may be a big difference.
As long as you don't have a belly.
That's right.
Let's eliminate him!
He looks like a ninja cat!
Eater!
As you can see in the overall ranking,
if you don't exercise more than usual, you'll become an Eater!