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[Men's Body Grand Prix Opening Ceremony]
Tonight is men's body battle!
Face doesn't matter.
The beauty of the body counts!
Entry-level models and ugly models will each be No. 1!
The worst ones have been compressed.
And the winner is...
Men's Body Grand Prix Opening Ceremony!
Entries have already been made.
People who are proud of their bodies have gathered.
And these ten people will check men's bodies from a woman's point of view.
You like bodies, don't you?
They're all erotic.
I have a favorite body part of men.
Where is it?
It's when you lower your pants all the way down to where you can see your hair.
It's only for people who work out.
And you, Horan.
What do you like about men's bodies?
I like the line from my hands to my elbows.
A lot of people like their hands, don't they?
I like the lines you can see when you put your arms around them.
I like those lines.
Some animal scientists say that women who like their hands are the most erotic.
They say that your hands make you think of the century.
If you say it's the back of your hands, it's pretty good explanation.
In Men's Body Grand Prix, two categories were judged, hot bodies and ugly bodies.
Entry members will wear masks and judge purely by their bodies.
By the way, we don't know who has been entered yet.
If you're not here, you haven't been entered yet.
I haven't been entered yet?
If you were here, you wouldn't be able to talk.
Men's Body Grand Prix. First up is the hot body category.
This program is brought to you by UNI-LEAGUE and your sponsors.
First person, please come over here.
I have no idea who it is.
Who is it?
Megumi has two points.
My upper body is chubby.
But my lower body is a little energetic.
I have little muscles.
And my lower belly is bulging.
That feeling is a little...
Excuse me.
Do you call it bulging?
I call it bulging.
But I like it when it's bulging.
Okubo has one point.
It's good, isn't it?
The size of my nipples and the color.
It's good.
The size is good.
It's good, but I feel sorry for my lower body.
What are you going to do?
Do you want to taste it?
What is that?
You can touch it.
Okubo, please.
Can I touch it?
If you touch it, your lower body will change.
Your lower body shouldn't change.
Idiot.
Excuse me.
I'm sweating a little.
Wow!
Look!
What do you think of it?
My skin has changed a lot.
I feel younger.
I'm young and hard.
I have just the right elasticity.
It's good.
Do you want me to push it?
Push it. I'll push it.
Push it. Push it.
It's good.
Can you touch my shoulder?
I'll do it.
Wow!
It's clogged.
I'll put it in.
The sound is good.
In my head...
Idiot! Idiot! Idiot!
Oh, it's hard?
I like the feeling of "I'm a man after all."
Wow!
Do it like this.
The sound. The sound.
Did you do stunts?
Do you want me to do it?
Wow!
It's good.
I got it.
As a card, the identity of this body is...
Thank you!
You're here.
I'm happy.
It's this band, so I brought "Ikkyuu!"
That's great.
"Ikkyuu" is fun.
Ikkyuu
The first person's identity is a panther.
He got 15 points and is in first place.
Entry number two.
Here we go!
What a shame!
There should be a better pose.
Why didn't you put it in?
Why don't you know?
You are so shy.
Please talk.
It's good.
Most of you didn't put in a point.
Masahaka-san.
Why didn't you put it in?
Do you look like an old husband?
Are you a commission?
No, no.
You look like a woman.
Do I look like a woman?
You look like a woman.
Who wants to taste it?
No one?
Then, Horan-san.
Me?
She likes glass.
Where is it?
Do you want me to hit you?
She said "ah".
She raised her body up to 8 points.
Will she be honest under the mask?
Yes.
Please.
Of course.
The second one is already a middle school student. He is large in his background.
I don't like this way of walking.
But her back is also amazing.
Her back is small.
Her back is amazing.
It's not bad.
No, you can't.
I can't drink it for today.
Why?
Why do you like it so much?
No, it's amazing.
This is a strong-willed body.
The back meat around the shoulder blades is strong.
This is amazing.
Do you like it here?
I want to hit it here.
You want to hit it, don't you?
The joint is closed and the next joint is big.
Do you want to do a tasting?
Do it.
I'll do it.
It's a shame.
Tama, are you laughing?
I don't like it.
Wait for me.
Why?
Why are you laughing?
What is it?
I don't like it.
Tama, put it in here.
Is it enough?
It's amazing.
What would you be like if you were me?
Are you going to get kicked out again?
No, it's not like that.
It's soccer, so wait a minute.
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
No, it's heavy, isn't it?
It's like a little cow.
Cow!
This body, which lightly carried a little cow like a princess, went into the show.
Oh, my God!
I see, you're addicted to judo.
Do you still do it now?
I'm pushing a tree in the park now.
That's amazing! It's natural!
Havakan Habatani.
She scored a point with a princess's hug and is in first place.
Entry No. 4.
Here we go!
What is it?
Oh, I'm nervous.
What is it?
Oh, good, good!
Wow, she scored a point all of a sudden!
Megumi, you scored two points!
She doesn't have any fat at all and her legs are long.
She has a stylish body.
A stylish body?
Chris, you scored one point.
What's the reason you didn't score two points?
She has a Heisei-like body.
Ah, she has a Heisei-like body.
Why don't you taste it?
I don't like it.
Chris.
I don't like it.
Does it have a pattern like Ayano Go-kun?
No.
Ayano Go-kun won't accept this job.
Is it possible?
No, it's fine.
Why don't you taste it?
Please do it.
It's absolutely fine.
It's fine.
Ah!
What?
Ah!
No, I'll touch it.
Is it fine?
It's fine. It's fine.
What is it?
Then don't come out, idiot!
Pull it in!
Chris also pulled it in and finally revealed the identity of this body!
Ah!
It's open.
Is it?
Yes.
Is it?
Yes.
This is our judo club's...
Ah, it's a judo club!
That's why...
It's not a popular body, is it?
Well, well, well...
It has 18 points, but...
This is what a hamacan is like.
Yes.
It's like a hooker.
The fourth person's identity is "hamacan-can".
Their evaluation is also very high.
Engine No. 5, here we go!
You get it, don't you?
That's it! Zero points!
You're in good shape.
This way.
Is it that?
I can't tell just by looking at you.
Let me taste you.
Is it okay?
Is it okay, Mr. Maltaka?
Mr. Maltaka?
Go for it!
I want to go to you three.
You're the third one.
I don't like it.
You're the first one.
I'm sorry.
You're too erotic.
Can you take me to the center?
It's the most densely populated area.
It's like a horse's headband.
We have to explore the jungle there.
I don't like it.
There is quite a lot of male hormones.
You have to release it.
Male hormones.
Touch the parts that are not hair.
Like shoulders.
Cut it down a little more.
There are a lot of male hormones, you have to be careful.
Here, right?
There are a lot of male hormones.
How much is okay?
This is belly button, right?
This is belly button.
This is penis.
Then hide it.
Is it okay here?
This is also penis.
Why is penis here?
Megumi-san.
It's beautiful.
It's amazing.
Why is hair growing here?
Is it growing?
But it's back hair, right?
What kind of hair is it?
It's penis.
Don't touch it.
Megumi-san.
After that, for some reason, the identity of the man who got 2 points is...
Wow, this part is very neat and tidy, but this part is, you know, beard, right?
- No, it's a moustache. - Why is it a moustache?
- Why is it a moustache?
- Now, the remaining first place is still Hamatani. - You're kidding, right?
You're kidding, right?
Lucky, with only 4 points, Mocca is reunited.
Right now, Hamatani is at the top.
Entry number 6. Here we go!
Wow, nice body!
Wow, wow!
Wow, nice abs!
Oh, you got points!
Wow!
11 points!
Wow!
How about you, Misono-san?
Yes.
Well, as I thought, you don't have a lot of hair.
You don't like hair, do you?
It's just a little bit like blond hair.
Go! Go! Go!
You've got something!
Oh, fighting spirit!
What do you do in sports?
I fall down.
Judo?
Huh?
Thank you!
You already have one!
The second one?
Which one is the real one?
A little big head?
What is it?
Mask, open!
Nice to meet you!
Wow!
Who is it?
Wow!
Who is it?
Where did you come from?
Where did I come from?
Well, I won the amateur qualifier and came here.
My name is Ota from "Jungle Pocket".
Ota from "Jungle Pocket"!
Thank you!
You've got a nice body!
Yes, you do!
Also, when I was a student, my name was Kinkeshi.
Wow!
Thank you!
You know what I'm talking about, don't you?
Captain!
Saliva!
No, no, no!
Genuine!
It's totally different!
It's good!
The sharpness is different!
What about your mentality?
My mentality is...
MENTALITY!
I'm strong! I'm strong!
I'm strong!
Jump Kyoto.
In many ways, it made a mistake,
but it didn't make it into the top 8.
Entry No. 7.
Here we go!
I want you to do it normally!
How is it?
Huh?
Okay, that's it! Zero points!
Oh my, she's starting to look like Kin-chan now.
She looks like a virtual goddess now.
Lift it up, lift it up!
Oh my, Kin-chan!
I'm starting to look forward to it!
Ah, it's here! It's here, it's here!
It's here! Ah, it's here, it's here!
She gave me a good point.
When she moves her body, her body color is underrated.
Her first appearance...
Mask open!
It's Sujiwa!
What did you do for sports?
I did karate.
He's strong!
Karate?
Oh!
He's strong!
When you first appeared, you looked like you were in a bad mood!
That's why you lost points!
Your face is hidden, so you're trying to appear like you don't usually do!
I know!
I'm not like that!
Next match is Fujiwara.
Her body color is underrated.
13 points.
Entry No. 8, Mary Jo!
You came all the way here...
What is it?
You came all the way here...
Is it a little painful?
I want you to hug me.
8 points.
His neck is stiff.
He's putting in a lot of effort right now.
When you're an entertainer, it's a little...
Yeah, that's true.
I want to talk.
Are you going to do some tasing, Mr. Okubo?
That's rare.
You're not going to ride it?
Check it out.
Check it out?
His shoulders are amazing.
Well...
How are they?
It hurts.
He's putting in a lot of effort.
What about his butt?
His butt...
The "butt" here is...
Oh, good, good.
The "butt" is good.
You came all the way here...
What is it?
Who is it?
It's me!
Oh, it's you, Ryo-chan!
Ryo-chan!
Mr. Okubo, you really put in a lot of effort.
It's the "butt" here.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
It's the "butt" here.
Even though you're putting in a lot of effort...
I'm 42 years old and I don't have a belly yet...
You're 42 years old?
Oh, you got one point.
I'm starting to feel sorry for you.
Good luck, grandpa!
Grandpa's bodybuilding is different.
Eh, you still have that body?
You're kidding me!
It's good, right?
It's good!
Both grandpas managed to win 10 points.
Will they win again like this?
Enjoy the music!
Here we go!
Let's go!
*crowd cheers*
Wow! Amazing!
*crowd cheers*
Oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my!
Here it is! The fountain pen!
It's a carrot pen!
You got me!
Who wants to play tennis?
Oh, it's Chris's.
Wow!
It's amazing!
Wow!
It's beautiful!
Now, touch it!
It's your turn!
It's amazing!
Oh, it's Chris's!
You should touch it with your chest!
Wow!
It looks like the beginning of that "V"!
This should be fine, right?
Can you turn it this way?
Wow!
It's amazing!
I want to see it!
Here it is!
Wow!
It's amazing!
It should be fine, right?
It's your belly, right?
No, it's my penis!
Idiot!
Hide it!
Hide your penis, you idiot!
That being said,
the winner of the "full point hot body" is...
Mask, open!
Wow, full speed!
All those girls are dancing!
Wow!
Outstanding!
I happened to become a complete kama-sain.
Me?
I went to a gold gym, shootboxing, Israeli martial arts, and club magazine.
I lost in the park and really couldn't go home.
That's right!
Did you push a tree in the park?
I only pushed a tree!
I only pushed a tree for this quality!
The winner of the Men's Body Grand Prix is...
...Lazer Ramon H.G.!
The championship is reversed.
The ugly body class will start.
Who will come out?
Ugly class number one!
Here we go!
Wow!
What's with that pose?
I don't want you to hug me!
This way!
Can I look like a zigong?
This is pretty, right?
Her back hair is quite long.
Wow, I don't like that either!
I don't like it!
I don't like it either!
I don't like it!
The black part is showing a little.
Is it showing?
The under part is showing.
The under part is showing!
The tongue is showing!
The content is old!
I can't clean up this!
Whose under part is it?
If you say "zigong", you'll look younger!
Do you do this too?
You like it, don't you?
I don't say "I like it"
But her skin is really beautiful!
Oh, I see!
What if you hit her?
Her body might be hard.
I won't hit you.
It's hard!
How is it?
Watermelon!
It's hard like a watermelon, right?
This is bad!
This is the first time I'm praised like this!
This is bad!
Who will be the winner of this exciting party?
Ah, good. It's cool, holding a mask.
Ah, good.
It feels like a baby.
It could be a baby.
It's cute, isn't it?
Babu~
It's totally different from Ota.
Thank you!
It's good, isn't it?
It's better than "jungle pocket", isn't it?
It's good, isn't it?
The first one is "jumpte saito".
Its ugly body is minus 2459 points.
Ugly entry number two.
Here we go!
What is this?
The belly is amazing!
I don't like the butt.
It's a strange...
It's a strange body, isn't it?
Please come over here.
Megumi-san.
I want to see the body of an old woman.
Did you do exercise?
I want to see it.
Soccer?
Rock climbing?
It's not rock climbing.
How about baseball?
This ugly body with bad exercise nerves.
Will it win again?
Kurupon Murakami!
No way!
You want me to do it, don't you, Murakami?
What about you, Chris?
You like Murakami, don't you?
I'm really disappointed in you.
But it's really comfortable to touch.
It's soft and has a lot of muscle.
Touch my butt for real.
I thought I was fooled once.
Oh, well, it's fine.
You like Murakami, don't you?
No way!
How about your body once?
The first place is still Saito's.
Yes, please.
How about your body now?
Dokku and Pon often sweat a lot.
I think they don't know until they take off their clothes.
Thank you for your explanation.
Kiyasesu and Pon's bodies are -2014 points behind.
BUSSAIKU ENTRY NO. 3
HERE WE GO!
BUSSAIKU ENTRY NO. 3
I'm hungry.
Wow, look at the judges!
Look at the judges!
Wow, look at the judges!
Look at the judges!
What kind of politics is this?
It's dangerous! Please be careful!
Who is it?
It's not like I'm really fat.
I don't know at all.
I don't know.
Wakachiko.
Wakachiko? Wakachiko?
It's small!
It's Sanmei! Sanmei?
It's not!
Who is it?
It's not me!
Who is it?!
You're confusing me!
Shimada-fusai?
That's right! That's right, it's you!
That's right!
I knew it!
This is already a competition costume!
It's not!
You can do it, but it's not?
It's not?
Who is it?
It's not!
Have you ever played in a major league?
What?!
Sanishi!
Even this year, the price of the tuna wasn't as good as I thought it would be.
Shisome!
It's that person, isn't it?!
It's definitely that person!
The truth is that person, isn't it?!
Who is it?!
Shisome!
You're quite a popular body, aren't you?
I don't think it's that bad.
Yukina, I thought you were holding onto this.
Are you going to let your wife eat sushi, too?
I will.
Is it private?
It's not private.
It's -2234 yen.
The website is -2459 yen.
It's quite close.
It's barely close.
It's barely close to that.
What?
That's what we were doing.
Shantokei no Yasha.
That was 18 years ago.
It was almost first place.
Right, Mr. Komeda?
You're sad, aren't you?
It didn't get first place.
It's first place!
Thank you, sushi!
You're not an impersonator, are you?
I'm not a croquette.
Can you do "robot sushi zanmai"?
"Robot sushi zanmai"?
I'll do "robot sushi zanmai"!
Sushi zanmai!
Amazing!
Fushimon is just messing around.
He's currently in second place.
Who is it?
Bussai (ugly) Entry No. 4
Here we go!
You know what it is, don't you?
I know, I know!
Attack of the Giants!
I'm scared!
No, no, you know it!
You know what it is, don't you?
Why are you nervous?
That's enough!
I know that one of you is Hiroshi Abe!
Don't choose me just by my height!
Don't call me "Hiroshi Abe" just by my height!
Would you like me to test you?
I'll give you a mission.
Misono-san, please.
Let's retire.
Even if you judge me just by my height!
Both of you!
Let's retire at the end of this show!
Your hands are so thin!
It's like you're touching a school.
And you're growing your nipples!
It's possible, isn't it?
What if I hug you?
You can't stand it, can you?
That's great!
You can use this jacket for your next album!
That's great!
Of course, the truth is...
Who is it?
What is it?
You can't hold it at all.
I don't know. We were the only ones who were suddenly made to do it together.
Even though you were separate.
What is it?
What is it with your mouth like an anus?
Your real mouth is going down, isn't it?
You're lying.
Seriously.
It's going up.
This is weird.
Mom!
Mom! Something terrible is happening in Tokyo!
Kim Kim Kei and Anga's "ugly body" is -5546 points.
They are in the top position.
"Ugly" Entry No. 5. Here we go!
It's like "oh, daddy".
It's true! It's an opera!
Imagine it!
Take it off and wear a mask.
I don't know who it is at all.
I don't know.
Well, it doesn't look good, so I should stretch my back a little more from the beginning.
I see. You have a bad posture.
That's better.
Did you show me your bad posture on purpose?
It's weird.
Is it?
Is it bad manners?
Does it smell like Kansai?
No, it doesn't.
Does it feel like Kansai?
It's true.
It doesn't feel like Kansai, Mr. Agios.
No, it doesn't.
Get out of my sight!
Don't look down on me! Get out of my sight!
It's because of the wind.
The winner of this battle is...
I'm excited.
It's you!
Mr. Rojo Koike!
It's you!
Who is "yarase body"?
Think calmly!
I'm scared of girls' tracks!
Who was walking like this?
I'm scared of girls' tracks!
Mr. Fujimon was walking like this while I was walking around.
Who is "yarase body"?
He tried to do something funny, but he did something weird before the show.
Let's go back to "yarase".
What is "yarase" in Chidori Tsukiga?
What is "yarase"?
It's like "nobu" is "yarase".
You are "yarase" Beethoven, aren't you?
"nobukoike" is -1088 points.
It's either "yarase" or "nobukoike".
"busaiku" entry number 6.
Here we go!
Huh? Glasses?
Glasses?!
Wow!
Isn't it amazing?
The picture is...
The end of the butt is dirty, too.
If you don't pull it, you'll get caught.
Wow!
Wow! You pulled it a lot!
This way, this way.
Wow!
This is totally a job interview.
Why are you wearing this outfit?
Can you come to the office?
Don't you have time?
Suspicious!
Don't you have something weird?
Suspicious!
Don't you have anything?
How about you, Mitsuda-san?
He was sleeping in a dirty futon.
His back was very dirty.
His back was...
Show me your back.
Your back...
You're the only one who hasn't seen it.
Your back...
I don't know if it's just this,
but let me taste it.
Okay, Oshima-san.
Suspicious!
Oshima-san!
Oshima-san, you're young and you have this weird...
You're fluttering.
You can't flutter.
Oshima-san, turn your hand back.
Excuse me.
How is it?
Um...
Kneel! Kneel!
Kneel!
Roll it up, roll it up.
You idiot!
And the winner of this glasses-senpai-ojisan is...
Ah, that's right!
Cunning Takemasa!
What does "mask" even mean?
Right?
You know, right? Everyone calls me "ojisan" (old man)
I'm the only one who's glasses-ojisan (old man)
Even though I'm a little chubby "ojisan" (old man)
I wish I had beautiful skin
But the worst part of me has been compressed
That's not true!
That guy is a crazy bastard!
The ugly body "ojisan" has been compressed
He's in the top 9 with -5613 points
That's ugly every number said
Here we go!
What?!
That's great!
It's not "great"?
It's "nice"!
E-body
Bad body
If you don't push it, you'll be carried away
But
Mitsuura-san's favorite line came out
Really?
Does that body line come out?
Does it come out?
Is it the effect of your stomach?
Do you train it?
Basically
Don't say it so lightly
You can't say it so lightly
But it's a good body if you stretch it once, right?
Stretch it
And if you relax it
No
This is it
You can't say it
You say it right away
Which one is it?
The small one
You can't say it
The ugly body you want to say
If you have a lot of it
Toro salmon
Toro salmon, Toro salmon
Even though you have a nice body
I played tennis and won the international championship
Wow!
Yes, I'm here
Really?
Yes
You weren't that fat then
No, I wasn't
When I entered this world, I was drinking and saying bad things about people
You like bad things
Yes, I like bad things
I'm sorry
Toro salmon, Kubota
Minus 4526 points
Tateyama Ojiisan is still in the lead
Wow!
You have a nice body
Wow!
You have a nice body
I don't like how you walk
Who is it?
It's okay, it's funny
It's okay
It's funny
Right?
You made me mad
No, it's not
It's because of you guys
Right?
It looks good!
You have a bad breath, don't you?
That's what I think.
Shall we have someone taste it?
What?
Shall we go to Asuwaka-san?
Asuwaka-san, you like Asuwaka-san, don't you?
Thank you very much.
You're getting used to body-touching, aren't you?
Thank you very much.
Let me touch you.
She's looking at you.
It's time for you to look at her face.
Could you stretch out your neck?
How much do you want me to stretch it out?
The length...
One, two...
Look at me.
Unhappy love-psyched body.
And the truth is...
Mask, open!
Mon-chan!
What do you think of this?
It's dirty!
It's not like that!
It's fashionable, though!
That's right!
I'm working hard on clothes and fashion,
but why do you make me naked?!
I want to work hard there!
Why do you make me naked?!
The result is -4924 points for Kud and Iwao.
The ugly body duo is in first place!
Mr. Takeyama, who made Kajiyuji fall in love with him, is in first place!
It's like there's an aura behind me!
I don't like it! It's so embarrassing!
It's fashionable, but it's shiny!
To be honest, you're actually very good at that!
Next week - a new topic!
Gossip test - if we made these two drink alcohol!
I don't like it!
A great combination between Takeyama and Iwao,
I've always wanted to do this!
Their first drinks are drunk drunk drunk drunk...
And other dramas!
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