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Tonight's video is a three-hour special!
26 men and women will battle it out for the first time in a swimming competition!
A serious battle between men and women!
And some of them will lose their faces in the water!
A woman's ugly struggle!
Zakiyama and Takiyama will battle it out!
And last but not least, Momoshi and Azushi will battle it out in the water!
Don't miss the hot relay competition!
On top of that, 20 male comedians will choose our No. 1!
Takei Emi-san!
Ayase Haruka-san!
All of the commercials are cute!
The best female comedians will battle it out for the first time in a year!
What a masterpiece!
We'll also reveal behind-the-scenes stories about co- stars and idols we know because we're comedians!
Please look forward to it!
And we'll give you a special prize!
Who will shine as this year's No. 1?
Runcar Special
The best female entertainers will be decided tonight!
Our No. 1!
This project started in 2008.
The first No. 1 is Hiromi Nagasaku.
The second No. 1 is Ayata Ueto.
The third No. 1 is Sasaki Ishihara.
And the last No. 1 is Masami Nagasawa.
All of you are amazing!
All four of you are in this project.
Speaking of this project, Mr. Heikinchi Jr.
What have you been up to for the past year?
As for me,
I came here as an entertainer.
That's right!
I'm an entertainer!
You don't look like an entertainer at all!
Kosugi!
It's been a while!
What's up?
Kodama!
It's been a while!
You've gotten bigger!
Are you Kirby of the stars?
No, I'm not!
Swallow me up! Swallow me up! Swallow me up!
Stop it! I'm not pink in general!
Ueno and Anthony, both of you!
Nice to meet you!
I guess we're a little different.
Nice to meet you, London...
Nice to meet you!
That's not a good reaction!
Nice to meet you!
Anthony!
Nice to meet you!
Don't worry! We have our security guard with us.
He'll help you out.
I'll show you everything when you're in trouble.
Anthony, both of you!
Let me explain you the rules that will decide who will be No. 1.
First of all, each of you will choose your favorite female No. 5.
Out of a total of 100 nominees, only one female will be eliminated.
The rest of you will vote and collect votes. The fewer votes, the elimination.
If you repeat this, the last person will become our No. 1.
Now, let's get started.
First of all, each of you will choose your favorite female No. 5.
First of all, Mr. Jr.
Mr. Jr.'s No. 5 is...
Here it is!
Ms. Noda, Ms. Kasumi Arimura, Ms. Katai Oreki...
Ms. Yui Aragaki, Ms. Keiko Kitagawa...
Ms. Katai Oreki is amazing!
She only races with Katai Oreki!
If it was natural, it would be like this!
This is what it means for a college student!
No. 1 is Ms. Rena Myounen!
There is no one else but her!
I see how much you look up to her!
I didn't look up to her.
The first time I looked up to her was her name!
I didn't know there was such a transparent person like her!
I didn't know about it!
It's like a konjac field!
She is really transparent!
Who has actually met her?
I have!
Why?
I met her for the first time when she appeared in a variety show!
She took my phone for me for the first time!
She was so cute!
2nd place, Kasumi Arimura!
She was also in "Ama-chan"!
She is also from Kansai!
She is so cute!
She called me and said "Oh, you are from Kansai, right?"
She said "Yes, I am!" and I was so happy!
She had such a nice voice!
She is also in a commercial now!
She is so cute!
Her father's persimmon seeds are also delicious for girls!
What is this? Persimmon seeds of Kameda?
2nd place, Kaneko Kurohoi!
I definitely want to eat it! It's delicious!
It's not delicious now!
The way you use it is all wrong!
3rd and 5th places are also hard!
It's not hard, it's hard!
It's like saying "I found you!"
That's right!
It's like what we imagine!
Did you lose your fangs?
Did you?
Next is Kano's top 5 female entertainers.
Here is Kano's top 5.
Aoi Miyazaki.
Sayaka Yamamoto.
Miho Kanno.
Lena Nonen.
Vivian Susumu.
Vivian!
Aoi Miyazaki is number one.
She is very cute and has a small voice.
I want to protect her.
She has a man's hormone.
She is not pregnant.
She is pregnant.
What?
What are you doing?
She has a man's hormone.
She has a lot of it.
She is not pregnant.
She makes men nervous.
Don't continue!
You are making me mad!
Don't continue!
Sayaka Yamamoto is number one on the 2nd place.
She is number one on the 2nd place.
She is popular enough to buy a photo book.
What?
She looks young.
Is she still 20 years old?
She looks 20 years old.
She looks young.
She looks 20 years old.
Miho Kanno.
I've said it many times but I don't need to explain it.
The reason why I want to be in this 5th place is...
Takeshi, in Beat Takeshi's movie...
Takeshi! Takeshi!
Don't exaggerate!
It's amazing!
When I was asked to be in the 5th place...
A dirty-looking...
A really dirty-looking older brother said...
Excuse me, good morning. Thank you for being in the 5th place today.
And I politely said "Thank you for having me today."
I've heard that before!
I've heard it before!
What did you see?!
What is that?!
But now...
You've become Mr. Sakai's wife.
That's right!
You're his second wife.
I'm not his second wife!
That's rude!
How long are you going to be rude to me?!
I'm not his second wife!
Who's his second wife?!
Vivian Suh has been around for a long time.
You've always liked Vivian Suh, haven't you?
Which part of her do you like?
I've been watching her since "Urinari Jidai".
I've been dancing with all my heart.
She's beautiful and...
I like Vivian Suh as she is now.
The latest information about Vivian Suh is...
When she came back...
When I saw that...
What did you see?
You saw it on TV, right?
Yes, I saw it on TV.
When I saw it on TV...
It doesn't change...
You can rely on the memo.
It's different from what I saw.
What does it say?
She's been a fan of you since you appeared in "Urinari".
It's similar!
You say it all the time!
Degas-san is laughing because you can't explain it well.
A little while ago...
When I went to Hiraishi Clinic...
I was wearing a mask and I couldn't continue at all...
Do you know about Hiraishi Clinic?
It's famous for garlic injection.
I know about it.
No, no, no!
Everyone says it in entertainment!
Everyone says it!
Are you really saying it?
No, this is it! This is it!
You're such a fool!
Hey, you're such a fool!
No, no, no!
Stop it!
Next up...
The best 5 female entertainers who are in love with Kanning Takeyama.
Takeyama-san's best 5 is here!
Matsushita Nao-san! Kitagawa Keiko-san! Kato Ai-san! Horikita Maki-san! Honda Tsubasa-san!
I don't have a sprayer in my name, do I?
Who's a "fog sprayer"?
Who's a "sprayer" actress?
Matsushita Nao-san!
When I was filming "GeGeGeno Ryogo" on NHK...
"GeGeGe"?
Not "GeGeGe", but when I was filming "GeGeGe"...
The side of the room is a smoking room.
Which side is it?
NHK's "GeGeGeno Ryogo" studio's side...
It's not NHK's side, it's "GeGeGeno Ryogo" studio's side!
Shut up!
Don't talk!
Even if you get close, you shouldn't talk so much.
That's obvious.
No, it's not obvious.
I can talk about anything.
There's that, and on Fuji TV...
There's a big poster with a drama on it.
Just looking at it makes me a little nervous.
That's obvious.
What's obvious?
That's unique to me.
Unique?
Unique to me?
Are you getting hot?
I'm getting hot.
It's still early, it's still early.
There's still a lot of time.
If you do that, you won't be able to go home.
Honda Tsubasa-san!
That's right!
This short haircut really suits you!
I didn't know about it at first...
But every time I saw it on TV, I was like, "Who is this?"
Every time I see it, it's the same picture...
But I feel like it's getting more and more beautiful.
On "Ametalk", when they filmed the drama...
Before Honda Tsubasa-san came out...
That person.
Doctor!
That was two years ago on "Ametalk".
Scary!
I'm Shinnosuke Kitakawa.
It's been a while.
I'm his wife.
Pleased to meet you.
Cute!
Doctor!
Doctor, your knee...
That was about two years ago.
Cute!
I was so excited and wanted to talk to him so much, but Kaji-san started talking to me so much.
Don't say that, Kaji-san!
That's because of work!
That has nothing to do with work!
Keiko Kitadawa and Rena Rounen have already won two votes or more and have decided to advance to the second round.
Next, what kind of best five does half comedian Anthony have?
Here is Anthony's best five!
One, two, three!
Aragaki Yui-san, Kawaguchi Haruna-san, Honda Tsubasa- san, Yoshizawa Hitomi-san, Miyazaki Yoshiko-san.
Miyazaki Yoshiko-san?
Whoopi Goldberg?
You don't like foreigners?
No, I'm not interested in Beyonce.
I'm often told that I'm like Yamato Nadeshiko.
Fifth place, Miyazaki Yoshiko.
She's beautiful.
My mother is 50 years old and I'm 54 years old.
So I'm older than my mother.
I was invited to do a quiz show.
I didn't know there was such a cute 54-year-old person.
I don't know what it is.
I asked her what it was and she said she didn't know what it was.
What was it again?
It was insanely cute.
Miyazaki Yoshiko-san.
Kawaguchi Haruna-san, I've seen you a lot lately.
She's insanely cute.
Recently, Fujiwara's fans of Haranistan have been making jokes about you.
Haranistan's...
Kawaguchi-san's?
It's a little embarrassing for girls to make jokes about Haranistan.
So I'm going to do it.
Perfectly.
How is it? Do it.
Me?
I don't know.
Can you do it?
I don't know.
I see. I see. I see.
You can do it.
I can do it. I've been watching you for a long time and I can do it.
Next is Zakiyama.
Who is in the top five?
Zakiyama's top five are...
Ayase Haruka-san, Aragaki-san, Motokaria Rie-san, Mizuhara Kikuchi-san, Aremura Kasumi-san.
Thank you.
That's pretty good.
You're number one every morning.
On the contrary, why haven't you been number one so far?
At this time of the year, Kentucky's commercial will be released.
It's fun and cute.
There's a commercial.
This year's Christmas is Barrel.
This is this year.
Thank you! The best Christmas!
The party bus will finally arrive in Kentucky until December 8th.
Certainly cute.
Santa's fairy!
Yes!
And look at this commercial presentation.
I saw it!
And at the end, you say "thank you very much" and go home like this.
Cute!
I saw it!
It's really cute!
I saw it!
By the way, here is the video at that time.
Please send it with a big applause! Thank you very much!
You have a lot of gaps! You show us a lot of gaps!
That's right!
Are you watching "Tiger" now? "Tiger" drama?
Zakura
That's good, too!
That's right!
I like it!
What did you have?
A gun!
I have a gun like this!
That's right!
I love that part!
Gun...
Don't talk about guns!
It's scary if I have a gun!
It's from here, isn't it?
Yes!
"Photocarrier" Yuika!
Yuika, I've liked you for a long time!
I forgot!
You are really a good girl!
You are smiling and laughing!
You are like an emcee of "Blanche"!
Didn't you confess your love?
Yes, I did!
That's right!
I saw you confessing your love on a program!
I confessed my love on a program and...
It didn't work out, but...
Of course!
It didn't work out!
It's common sense!
But you were dumped and...
You said "thank you" and...
You are amazing!
No, I didn't confess my love!
You confessed your love!
What?!
You are not the same person!
No, we are not!
So, you are a tall and gross person!
You stink!
You are the same!
You are not the same!
You are the same!
You are starting to look like him!
You are gross!
He drank it!
It's the same!
You stink!
You stink like a mountain!
You stink!
Why are you doing this to me?
This is Kiko Mizuhara.
She's beautiful.
You see her often, don't you?
She's from Norway.
She was born in America.
She was modeled in America.
She's cool and cute.
I like cool girls.
Maybe I have a feminine side.
I like cool girls.
Yui Aragaki, Kasumi Arigura and Tsubasa Honda will win two or more votes and advance to the second round.
We are in the 6th place, so let's speed up the tempo.
Ryo-san's best 5 are...
No-nen-re-na-san, Ayase Haruka-san, Kasumi Arigura-san, Horan-chan, Tomoyo Harada-san...
I forgot if it's Horan-chan or not.
As I said before, I'm so addicted to taking photos for the first time.
Ayase Haruka-san.
As everyone says, why hasn't she been chosen?
In the 3rd place...
She's fast.
Isn't she fast?
She's too fast.
She's my partner.
You should have said it when she came out.
I understand.
I want you to say it about Chiaki Horan.
She has such a beautiful face.
She's so cool when she's reading the news.
Renho.
It's not Renho-san.
It's Renho-san.
Renho-san has a short haircut.
When you said Horan-san's name, did you forget Goto?
No, with this length of hair, she's so beautiful.
I want to see her with longer hair.
I like her with longer hair.
5th place...
I think it's Harada.
Ryo-san, you've been saying it for a long time.
I've been saying it for a long time.
But I can't get it wrong.
Wait a minute.
As expected of you.
You know it, don't you?
Next...
Nobukobu Yoshimura's favorite female best 5.
Yoshimura's best 5 is...
Takeuchi Yuko, Horiki Ayame, Horikita Maki, Yamagishi Mai, Shinozaki Ai.
Takeuchi Yuko!
When I first saw her in real life, she looked like a secret guest.
She's gentle and kind.
She's like an adult woman.
Her cuticles and everything about her is perfect.
She's number one, right?
She's number one.
I didn't think she'd be this popular.
Her nickname is Tarzan Yamamoto.
Who's Tarzan Yamamoto?
She's not the editor-in-chief.
Shinozaki's editor-in-chief.
Her nickname is Ayoi.
She's so stylish that she's said to be the best mini- skirt in Japan.
Her fashion sense is top-notch.
She's smart and kind.
What?
Is everyone like that?
Yes, but...
Why do you sound like an artist?
You sound like someone else.
Stop it. You sound like an Arab.
You sound like an Arab.
You sound like a family.
Shinosaki Ai-chan.
I think she is amazing.
She has a big boob.
She has a big boob and her face is so cute.
Ai-chan.
You should release your boob.
You should release it.
No, no.
You should release it.
A male hormone reception zone.
No, no.
You shouldn't do that.
Shinosaki Ai-chan is cute.
She is cute.
You booked her because you like her so much, didn't you?
Don't try to meet a woman you like at work.
I want Ai-chan to receive me.
The stage is very interesting.
It's good.
She is Madonna.
Didn't you confess your love to her?
I didn't.
I'm jealous of you.
Did you confess your love to her, too?
What?
I confessed my love to her when I was 12 years old.
What do you mean?
Who will be our number one?