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He looks cool!
He anticipates the female entertainers' ranking.
He's in his own underwear during sex.
I'm in a sex zone!
It's too dangerous, version up!
I don't want to be one of you.
Rankings based on what the viewers respect.
I'll make you laugh.
I haven't recovered yet.
What's that?
Tonight, he's going to show his true self.
"Ulgorechi Entertainment Respect Banzuke"!
If you think the female entertainers respect you...
If you don't respect them...
That's not funny at all!
The male entertainers don't want to do it, either.
It's hard for me.
It's hard for you, too.
You have to be careful.
You're all middle-skilled and pride-level people.
Don't say that!
You're all pride-level people.
You're not in the ranking, right?
No, I'm not.
You're always like this.
It's your turn to give your opinion.
What's wrong with you?
Isn't it unfair?
What do you mean unfair?
It's your turn to give your opinion, now.
What's wrong with you?
It's your turn to give your opinion, now.
He's going there.
He's a junior entertainer who doesn't know anything.
There he is!
Banzuke!
Oh, my God!
Ogata!
I'm sorry, but I'm jealous.
I'm jealous, too!
The first junior is Yoshimoto's straight man, Panther Ogata.
Ogata!
You're nervous, aren't you?
I haven't heard anything yet.
You haven't heard anything, have you?
Now, I'll ask you out of nowhere!
Among these ten people...
I'm counting on you!
Who is your respected senior?
What? That's impossible!
It's impossible!
No, it's not impossible...
There's no such thing!
No, there isn't!
No, no, it's everyone!
That's right!
So, just rank them in the order you respect them!
Ranking is impossible!
No, it's impossible!
I can't forgive you!
I'm serious!
Ogata, rank me!
Ogata, who can't organize his mind, was moved to a separate room...
and was asked to rank him properly!
If his ranking is correct...
Ryo-kun will give him 50,000 yen for free!
By the way...
Today's longest-serving member is...
Takeyama-tan!
I'm 20 years old!
So, Takeyama-tan is the oldest!
I'm 23 years old!
That's right!
You're 23 years old!
That's right!
I'm 23 years old!
As you can see from the members' rank order...
Among them...
Who do you think you're respected for the most?
No, no!
It's hard to choose!
No one will go!
No, no, no!
But he's pure...
So, I think he'll go with pure laughter!
No, no!
Stop it!
I'm not laughing!
What's wrong? What's wrong with you?
What's wrong with you?
You'll decide it with this, won't you?
I'll look at it with various factors!
Oh, my God!
It's tough for me!
Oh, my God!
Yes, he wants to be popular with girls!
He wants to be a cool entertainer!
You're good at it!
You're the first!
No, no, no!
I'm...
You're J-wave!
No, it's not "J"...
I'm J-wave!
- J-wave! - J-wave is a bunch of old-fashioned people!
He's stupid, you know.
He's an M-1 champion.
- He won "King of Kong" championship. - I see.
- That's... - M-1 champion, M-1 champion, M-1 champion!
And considering his contribution in "LOW HEART",
- It's a lie! - It's a lie!
When Fencer first held a show in Kamori,
I went there as a guest for the first time.
At that time, he injured his leg.
I remember I cried a lot at that time.
- I see. - That's a big deal.
- If he was a man, he would have done it. - I see.
- If he was a man, he would have been first. - If he was first, he would have been first.
- He was first.
- Goto is first. - Yes.
Wow!
And as you can see, everyone is in 10th place.
Goto and Shinagawa are also in first place.
Other than the nine members of "Bakeyama",
Everyone is in top place, including Ganbon.
Everyone is amazing.
However, Goto was so surprised that he couldn't decide who was in 10th place.
The members kept waiting for him.
30 minutes later, Goto finally went to the studio.
- Goto! - Goto!
- I'm sorry. - Thank you!
- It took you long. - It took you long.
- But think about it. - Thank you!
- No, thank you. - No, seriously.
Is this true? Why do I have to do this?
- It took you a long time. - It took me a long time.
- But on the other hand, it's the reality. - That's right.
- It's proof that you've been waiting for a long time. - That's right.
- Now, it's time for the results. - I'm nervous!
- Believe me! - I'm nervous!
- Me too! Me too! - Me too!
- The senior entertainer that Goto respects the most... - Goto!
- is in first place! - I'm happy. You can praise me.
Are the two senior entertainers in Yoshimoto expecting it?
It's Tsuchida-san!
I think calm entertainers are really cool
That's cheap!
When everyone is like "hey!"
Only one of them is sitting like this
Then he calms down
After Gayan finishes
From a different angle
He says funny things
And it hits him again!
He's really serious about it!
When you get 1st place with such a deep reason, you'll get 10th place as well.
That's not it.
It's a reality show.
I think what celebrities need now is knowledge.
They need a lot of things.
They need people with a wide range of knowledge in the future.
I think we need people like that in the future.
You're happy about it, right?
I'm happy about it.
Unfortunately, Goto Hoshidagawa is 1st place.
This is bad.
This is a shock.
I thought I was going to get 1st place.
I got 1st place in the live show as well.
Let's move on to 2nd place.
If you don't call him now...
Himura-san, you'll be 1st place.
He's in a good mood.
He's a senior that everyone respects.
Shinagawa-san!
I'm so happy!
I knew it!
That's good.
I'm sorry for saying things like that.
Thank you!
Thank you so much!
You're welcome!
That's good!
That's a good song!
It's hot!
Goto Hoshidagawa!
You're good at that!
Himura-san!
You're going to be 1st place!
Tell me why!
I've been going to his live shows.
He's a bokeh machine.
Wait a minute!
He can do anything with his face.
He can do anything?
He's a bokeh machine.
He can do any kind of bokeh?
No matter what situation?
No matter what situation!
That's amazing!
Can you do it now?
Things like teeth...
I want to see it!
Will it change if you raise your hand like that?
I want to see it!
Just kill me!
I'm sorry! I'm really sorry!
Just kill me!
But can you do this in a theater?
Stop it! Stop it!
That was...
But you were ready!
I was ready and that's what happened!
Following that incident,
who is Ogata's senior whom he respects?
Goto was calm.
I thought Ogata would come here.
Next!
But next!
Zakiyama-san!
If you don't tell me your name, I'll hide you.
I'm counting on you, Ogata-chan!
3rd place is...
I'm counting on you!
Okay, come on!
I want to go for the first place!
It's Tokui-san!
Seriously?!
3rd place, please come to the seat!
I knew it!
Tell us!
When I saw the story of "Chirin Chirin" on M-1, I cried and laughed.
On that day, there was something I didn't like about it.
When I went home and saw it, I forgot about it.
Are you going to end this story?!
Did you want to be like him?!
I wanted to be like him!
After all, he's cool!
He's cool!
His face is cool!
You finally said it!
You finally said it about his face!
You did it!
I could see it!
It's not here!
It's definitely not here!
The senior ranking that the big-sized punks respect!
Next, the 4th place announcement!
Next, Jinnai-san!
Ogi-san!
If you don't say my name, I'll go for the first place!
You're already in my heart!
Say it!
Is it okay to say it here?!
I want you to say it around here!
Himura-san!
Why?
Why did you say that?
I really wanted to go to 4th place.
Why?
But I'm very happy.
As I thought, the reaction is very interesting.
Before, they put a transparent thing like a bucket and put a kamagael or a snake in it.
The face doesn't change at all.
It was very interesting and I cried and laughed.
You cried and laughed.
There is always a shocking one scene.
I think I'm in the higher rank.
Higher rank?
Yes.
Even though you are in the highest rank, why didn't you enter the top 3?
That is...
The type changed from 4th place to 4th place.
Why didn't you use LINE?
First of all, my face is a little tough.
No, I'm sorry.
That is the best compliment.
If an entertainer says to an entertainer, they won't say that his face is tough.
No, I think that's also the case for Bakatonon-sama.
It's a show.
It's a make-up.
It's not good.
Jin-san and Ogi-san, once again, you are in the top rank.
I'm in the bottom rank.
Watabe-kun, if you don't say your next name...
Ichiunbore.
Even if you say it, it's Gomaese, right?
If you say it, it's Gomaese.
The 5th place is...
If you don't say it here, you won't be respected by a large number of people.
Yamazaki-san!
Thank you!
You're already in the first half!
Don't start!
Really, right now, the most interesting thing is...
...that there's oil on it.
I think it's you, Zakiyama-san, right?
It's not you, Himura-san, right?
Himura-san also has oil on him, but...
Why did you suddenly come here?
Does it mean that the people below you don't have oil on you?
No, it's not like that!
You're the one with the most oil on you!
Everyone has oil on them!
Then everyone has oil on them!
It's not like only you, Zakiyama-san, have oil on you!
It's not like that!
Everyone has oil on them!
But it looks like you have a lot of oil on you!
I do have a lot of oil on me!
And I also have a lot of oil on me!
What did you say?!
Don't do it!
I'm always like this!
You have a lot of oil on you!
I do have a lot of oil on me!
You didn't touch it!
I didn't touch it!
You have a lot of oil on you, why did you do it?
Right?!
That's right!
When I went to London Hearts,
Atsushi-san gave it to me!
And when I was about to say it, Zakiyama-san took the bait and...
He ate it up!
What do you mean by "bait"?!
He's young, so he's putting everything into that one chance!
He's putting all of his nerves into it!
There's no way of saying "despite of", but...
I'm sure you have a lot of oil on you!
If you're like this right now, do you want to collaborate or not?
I don't want to.
That's what you're saying?!
In any case,
This senior has a reputation of not being respected by fans.
Big!
The 6th place is...
Mr. Ogi!
Mr. Ogi is in 6th place!
I'm so happy!
At first, I didn't...
I started to enter Mr. Ogi's world.
At first...
How did you feel at first?
At first...
I thought you were that kind of person.
Why are you saying that?
Before entering Mr. Ogi's world...
Before entering...
I thought you were that kind of person.
Now...
Mr. Goto is in 7th place!
Mr. Chin is in 3rd place!
Mr. Watabe is in 2nd place!
The 7th place is...
The one who didn't make it into the WORST 3 is...
Mr. Goto!
I can't be happy about this.
Goto, Rock, Unebore.
I didn't think it would go this far.
You don't remember?
When Goto said "Recording",
his legs were cut off,
and he helped out in a difficult situation,
and said "Recording",
That was my first time.
When I'm stupid, Goto is criticized.
I'm happy about that, as a comedian.
But, my stupidity...
Your stupidity doesn't taste good.
That's right.
Let me tell you something funnier.
You make me eat it all up.
That's right.
You eat it all up.
You make me eat it all up.
He is the best person who criticizes others.
No matter where you put it, it doesn't make sense.
I don't know what to say.
The remaining three are these people.
There are still people who are really dangerous.
What are you talking about?
What do you mean? Stop it.
That person is also a person who gets angry when a young person teases him.
Wait a minute.
It's definitely no good.
The big patch of "Senior Worst Three" that many people respect.
Who escaped from the reunion quarrel?
It's Takeyama-san!
It went up by one point!
That was close!
It was really close!
Thank goodness!
It's no good.
Now, Takeyama-san's eighth reason.
No one gets teased and reacts like that.
It won't happen again.
When I met you, I was really angry and laughed.
Are you making fun of me?
You laughed and said you were eighth.
If you were a big star, you wouldn't be eighth, would you?
No, I...
I don't want to be eighth.
You don't want to be eighth?
I don't want to be eighth!
I really don't want to be eighth!
What do you mean you don't want to be eighth?
I don't want to be eighth!
You're making me feel embarrassed.
What do you mean you're embarrassed?
I'm not embarrassed.
So you don't want to be an entertainer like Takeyama?
I don't want to be an entertainer like Takeyama?
I don't want to be an entertainer like Takeyama anymore.
This is unexpected.
These two are from higher positions.
I've never been in such a miserable position.
Let's move on.
9th place is...
Is it Jinnai?
Or Watabe?
Who avoided reunion?
Mr. Watabe!
Mr. Watabe is the first!
I'm so happy!
Not yet!
Mr. Watabe is too weak!
But, why Mr. Watabe?
Mr. Watabe is really interesting.
But?
In a good way.
I've never been conscious of it as an entertainer.
In a good way.
You're an entertainer!
I'm saying it in a good way.
Who do you think you are?
I'm really...
Like an actor?
No, like a disc jockey.
I know you're doing it, but you're too smart.
Yes, I'm not showing human's dirty parts.
But, isn't it an entertainer's job to show it?
That's a good thing, but it's not a bad thing.
You're too beautiful!
What's wrong with you?
But you have dirty parts.
You do!
It's been a while, but...
How many years ago?
It's been a while, right?
In Hatagaya...
Tell me.
In Hatagaya...
Hatagaya?
Yes, in an okonomiyaki restaurant...
I've seen it.
You've seen it?
Yes, in an okonomiyaki restaurant.
And...
I didn't like it.
There's no reason for you to say that.
There's no specific reason for you to say that.
What did you not like about it?
You said something.
It's like...
I didn't like it very much.
That image.
People are like that.
It's physiological.
It's not physiological.
I don't like the word "physiological".
Because I didn't do anything.
Then it's physiological, right?
If it wasn't for that, I'd be first place.
You're first place.
How bad did you feel?
Why am I first place?
You're not first place!
Then, Tsuchida-san...
For example, if you were drinking tea in Hatagaya, what would you do?
No, but Tsuchida-san is here.
It's me!
It's physiological.
I don't hate it!
Then it's physiological.
It might be.
No, it's impossible.
It's impossible!
It's just impossible!
It's impossible!
You don't hate it, right?
It's impossible!
It's no use!
It's no use even if you're kind, right?
While we're listening to that reason, Jin-san is always sulking.
It's below that.
Okay!
Jin-san!
Ogata, let's talk!
What is this?
No, wait a minute!
Let me talk!
You're listening all the time, right?
No!
I'm sorry for bothering you.
Why are you sorry?
Well...
My image...
Your image?
Yes.
Your image?
It's not good.
Your image is not good?
I should work hard from now on, but...
No, it's not like that.
Your image is not good?
My image...
It's like a play on words.
You didn't say anything.
As an entertainer, you're working hard.
I see.
You're doing it now.
What part of your image is not good?
Well...
I think...
Listen.
When we were together...
When we were talking, I thought...
It's like a play on words.
A play on words?
No, it's not like that.
A play on words?
No, it's not like that.
Is your life like a play on words?
No, I'm an amateur.
It's what an amateur said.
I heard it.
I told you it's not like that.
It's really not good.
Did you say it at the next table?
No, I said it.
You really said it?
You didn't say it.
I said it.
But I heard it.
If you think like that and see it...
It's like brainwashing.
Brainwashing!
What are you talking about?
If you see it like that...
I'm sorry. I'm brainwashed, so it's my fault.
No, it's my fault.
It's not like that.
If you say it, it's my fault.
I...
No, no.
It's not like that.
I'm sorry.
No, it's really not like that.
I'm sure of it.
Look, it's one-sided.
Was it one-sided?
I'm brainwashed, so I can't hear it one-sided.
Is it brainwashed?
It can't be helped.
No, I'm sorry.
You can hear it, can't you?
I'm brainwashed and I can hear everything.
You've only met him once, haven't you?
And you've been brainwashed?
Maybe he's the amazing one.
No, I don't know about that.
So if he solves it properly, it's a reversal.
He's number one.
That's right. He's not brainwashed.
Because he's the best.
His story is great and his beginning is great, too.
Are you saying it's one-sided?
What are you talking about?
If he solves it...
What are you talking about?
If he solves it...
What's wrong with me?
If you think you've solved it, say it like you've solved it.
Say it like you've solved it.
That's the difficult part.
That's difficult.
It's funny.
This is really bad.
Have you ever felt like this?
No, I haven't.
No, you should experience it.
Ogata!
Did you see it from above?
Do you know how I feel?
I'm sorry.
How was it?
It was one-sided.
You've been brainwashed?
Are you sure you've been brainwashed?
Can I make it clear?
If you've been brainwashed, you won't say you've been brainwashed.
Is that so?
That's right!
I'm sorry.
As you can see, Ogata ranked them with respect.
Good job.
Next up is...
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I don't know why it's me.
Let me ask you.
Who do you respect among these 10 people?
Please rank them from 1st to 10th.
Why are you happy?
It just came to me.
Oh, I see.
Don't be happy.
That's amazing.
I'm not happy about it.
Who said that?
If you rank 3rd, you can say anything you want.
I can't do anything about it.
You can't do anything about it, right?
Let's move Eiko-chan to another room and let her think about her rank.
Eiko-chan wants to be an MC, right?
That's right.
I think Tsuchiya-san is also one of those people.
I think so, too.
He said he was 1st earlier.
I think it's Tsuchiya-san.
Let me see.
I don't know about it.
You say that to everyone.
Can you rank higher than Tsuchiya-san?
I'm sure of it.
I think it's 3rd.
You think it's 3rd, don't you?
I don't think it's 2nd.
I'm sure of it.
The person who wants it the most is Hyde-san.
Oh, I see.
Hyde-san's strength is that he can jump.
I don't think it's Hyde-san's strength.
If it's Hyde-san's strength...
So, Hyde is 2nd in the comedy world.
Earlier, Shinagawa was 2nd.
This time, it's 3rd again.
I'm really looking forward to it.
Really.
Jinnai-san!
I can't go higher.
I think Kano is doing something completely different.
I don't think he'll approve of it.
I'm done for.
He's a smart guy.
Jinnai, who hasn't healed yet, is a cheerful 8th.
It's refreshing to see the usual seniors saying, "Eiko- chan, please."
Matabe-san!
There is!
Earlier, I didn't think you were a comedian.
You've improved a lot.
2nd!
2nd is impossible!
It's okay!
It's embarrassing.
Eiko-chan adores disc jockey.
She loves music.
She's a disc jockey.
Disc jockey has 4 times until the 9th place is caught.
And as you can see, everyone's expectations and wishes are focused on the top and bottom.
Welcome.
Did you do it seriously?
You're underestimating me.
Are you trying to make fun of me?
I thought you guys were pretty confident about being in the top five.
Is there anyone like you in there?
There is.
For now, we will announce the ranking.
Now, let's look at the rankings we're curious about.
If you don't say your name here, you'll definitely be rejected.
Yes.
This is tough.
The first senior entertainer that Kano Eiko respects is...
Who do you respect?
It's Watabe-san!
- Why? - Because we're the same type!
We're the opposite, no matter how you look at it!
We're not the same type!
Why? I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared!
Wait a minute, I want to know why!
Because we've barely talked about each other!
Well, I wanted to do it...
I wanted to be an MC...
I'm a manly man...
I wanted to do a radio personality...
- You want to do it, don't you? - I want to do it!
- Of course you do! - Yeah.
- I have a right to release a radio show. - Yeah.
- In a good way, it's not interesting.
- Really. - But it's fine.
- That radio show, right? - That radio show.
- That's why, "bishi bishi", as the script says, "bishi bishi bishi",
- Listen to the announcement, "bishi bishi bishi bishi",
- Listen to the song, "bishi bishi bishi bishi",
- When you do it, you get used to "bishi bishi", don't you?
- What do you mean?
- When I see my father making fun of me at home at work,
- I'm like, "bishi bishi bishi bishi bishi", you know?
- I hate it!
- "bishi bishi bishi bishi bishi", you know?
- But I think that gap is still cool.
- Whether it's good or bad, I'm a radio person, you know?
- I'm a radio person, you know?
- I'm being watched by my juniors and seniors.
- Now, Tsuchi, Ichi, Unu.
- Me?
- Just now, I wanted Kano to choose me,
- and I prayed and killed myself.
- You laughed at me.
- I laughed at this, you know?
- Yeah.
- Why are you sitting there?
- When I asked you why you chose Watabe, you said,
- "Because I want to escape."
- That's not good.
- Now, let's move on to the second place.
- If you didn't invite me here, I'd be good at singing.
- Himura-san.
- I'm good at it.
- You'll be a fan of Ichi, Unu.
- I'm good at it.
- Let's move on.
- Following Watabe, who is Kano's respected senior and second place?
- Kiseki Koi.
- It's Jinnai-san!
- Jinnai-san!
- Huh? The one from earlier...
- The one from earlier...
- Wow!
- It's my first time here!
- Wow!
- This is the same!
- I know!
- MC,
- man,
- and also being a pin entertainer, you can empathize with me.
- What do you not have?
- Isn't it a single meal?
- What?
- Isn't it a single meal? Like "kaishi" (start)
- Don't you know what "ippen-to" (one meal) means?
- That's awesome!
- He's a super good kid!
- What do you think of when you hear "ippen-to"?
- It's like a confetti.
- I don't know yet, but I don't dislike pin-to at all!
- Wow!
- It's like a ponytail!
- "Ippen-to", right?
- Okay, Kibura-san,
- Okay, Kibura-san, you're the best first-place entertainer!
- You're the best first-place entertainer!
- Let's go!
- If you don't say my name,
- I'll be called "ogi-san", "shinagawa", "moto" and "unobore"
- I don't like it anymore!
- The third place is...
- Shinagawa-san!
- It's here!
- I'm happy!
- I thought I could do something about it. - But you did it right.
- I'm happy! - I was told that you had a thorn.
- I wasn't good at it at the time. - At the time.
- People are asking me what I'm doing now. - You're not doing anything.
- I'm not doing anything. - That's a bad way of saying it.
- You're not doing anything. That's a bad way of saying it.
- Even at the actual performance, you have a great sense of humor.
- I still can't forget... - You're forgetting it!
- Why do you keep forgetting it? - You're forgetting it!
- It's too much. - It's not about lines.
- You make people laugh with your words. - I want to be someone like you.
- I admire you for that. - I'm happy! - It feels good.
- Those three love each other. - They're cute now.
- I'll follow you on Twitter. - I'll follow you on Twitter.
- Thank you. - I'm glad we have more followers.
- Ogi-san, Goto, Unobore confirmed. - This is bad.
- This is different. - This is really bad.
- If you don't say my name next, Takeyama-san, Unobore confirmed. - This is suspicious.
- Who is the senior entertainer that Kano respects?
- Eiko-chan, please! - Eiko-chan, I'm counting on you!
- It's Goto-san! - Goto is in 4th place!
- I'm clapping for you. - I managed to endure it.
- You endured it. - But I'm happy.
- When we did "Low Heart", I was like, "What are you doing?"
- I was shocked.
- But when we did other songs together, he was so nice.
- I see. - He's like a tsundere.
- There's a huge gap between us. - Even though you praise me so much, why aren't you in 5th or 1st place?
- What's the difference? - It's the radio.
Next up is Zakiyama-san. If you don't say my name, you'll get a kiss. Let's go. 5th place is...
The senior entertainer that Kano respects, the last place goes to...
Tsuchida-san!
I did it!
5th place!
But I'm glad! I barely made it to 5th place.
It's because you're in the top 5!
I thought it was simple and cool.
It wasn't about how it looked cool, but about how it went.
It was about how you wanted it to be recorded.
I thought it was really cool.
For me, I get my makeup done, and I get my concealer removed.
Tsuchida-san doesn't hide it even if he gets his makeup done.
That's right!
Tsuchi is like that!
I know, I know!
If you do your makeup like that, you'll look lower.
I won't hide it even if I get my makeup done!
I like fans like that.
Here are the 5 tax workers that Kano Eikou has ranked as!
6th place is...
Eikou-san, please! Eikou-san!
It's survival from here!
Eikou-san, please!
It's Eikou-san.
It's Takeyama-san!
Takeyama-san is here!
Takeyama-san, it's nice to meet you!
It's nice to meet you!
Simply put, Takeyama-san is someone who feels manliness.
The other day, I was drinking with Kojima Yoshio-san.
Then, I got a call.
Oh, it's Takeyama-san.
I'm going out for a bit.
Then, Kojima-san said, "Yes."
Yes, I'm sorry.
"What's wrong?" I asked him.
So, Kojima Yoshio-san is doing a live show alone.
Yes.
So, you asked your junior to give you beer.
You asked your junior through your manager.
Yes.
Then, Takeyama-san called me and said, "You can't use your junior like that."
You called me and said, "You can't use your junior like that."
Where did you feel manliness?
No, it's not like my junior is alive.
He's a human being.
Yes, he is.
He's alive, so treat him properly.
Treat him properly.
He's not an old man.
Don't think you can use him because he's your junior.
So, here is Kano's respected entertainer ranking four.
He's good at this.
He's in a bad mood.
He has to be called.
He's in a bad mood.
He's here because he's our hide.
That's right.
It's funny.
Who said you're hide?
It's not like anyone is hide.
Let's go.
Oh, no.
Kano-san.
In seventh place...
Please.
Kano-san!
I'm counting on you.
It's Tokui-san!
Hide of comedy club!
He's here.
I'm glad.
Tokui is fifth place.
Fifth place, hide of comedy club.
Unexpected.
I thought Tokui would be higher.
I don't want to be Tokui-san.
You are a comedian, Hyde-san.
I am not a comedian, Hyde-san.
Really?
You are not.
I didn't say that.
I can be a manly man,
I can be an MC,
I can be funny, I can be teased,
I can do everything.
But,
there is a "flower" in the top ranks.
Even if you say "flower",
it is a difficult kind of flower.
It's a Chinese flower.
Tokui-san has a flower, but it is a grasshopper flower.
It's a grasshopper flower.
That's too bad.
It's not mysterious,
it's not bright,
it's not negative,
it's not dark.
Isn't that your personality?
I can't say it's my personality.
Are you making it so vague?
Of course, I respect you.
You are funny.
No, it's not like that.
You are making it worse.
Kano's respectful ranking.
Who will be able to get out of the quarrel?
If you don't come here, it's not good.
I don't want you to say I'm in the 10th place.
It's Zakiyama-san!
Really? Thank you!
That's good!
Of course, you are funny.
Of course, I respect you.
But you are persistent.
If you don't laugh for me, it won't end.
I'm sorry.
It's true that being a comedian and being greedy is a good thing.
But you say you've never laughed, right?
That's right, I've never laughed!
Everyone around you will be like "what?!"
I think that's why everyone is so kind and protective of me.
That's why you're 8th place.
But still, I'm glad.
No way!
Kano doesn't respect you!
That's right, Kano!
Kano!
Let's go!
Is it Himura?
Or Ogi?!
Which of them will not be humiliated again?!
It's Himura-san!
It's safe!
Himura-san, "nanaunubore"!
It's half!
10th place is Ogi-san, but we'll talk about Ogi-san later.
9th place!
Himura-san!
That's right!
Why are you in 9th place?!
It's just my image, but...
It's still...
I haven't recovered yet.
You're still doing it?!
It's not like that!
How can you work hard?
It's like...
For example, like ugly gay...
I do that a lot.
But I want to be a manly man inside.
That kind of feeling is transmitted to me.
Also, like...
When I greet...
It's like...
I'm trying to be cool...
It's like...
What should you do?
When you greet...
Good morning!
You should do that!
Kanoni?
Why are you standing up and doing that?
If you do that, it's really effective.
No, no, senior!
Sit down, sit down, sit down.
You don't have to stand up like that!
Sit down, sit down, sit down.
Senior, it's fine!
It's fine, it's fine.
What do you want to say?
Alright!
10th place!
I don't like it!
Alright!
"Nanaunebore"!
This is...
I don't like it!
I didn't think it would come in 10th place!
Didn't we get along well?
Is he strong?
Of course, I respect him.
If it's ugly gay...
I respect him a lot.
Because there's ugly gay?
Because there's ugly gay...
That's why he's strong.
But if it's just ugly gay...
It ended up like this.
That's amazing!
What is it?
There's nothing for the people in the top ranks, right?
There's nothing for me.
Nothing.
There's nothing for you?
There's nothing I want.
There's nothing you want.
But there's a lot of things you want in the first place, right?
There is.
I want you to divide it up.
But what do you want the most?
The radio.
You're the one who wants it the most.
There's a lot of things you want.
We're in the top 10 now.
By the way, where would you go if you were among us?
"Lone Party" DVD Vol. 3 will be released along with Blu-ray!
Shut up, you graveyarders!
"Alioshi the Victim" asks for an apology for his self-indulgence!
I thought you were kidding!
"Karen and Shin's Consultation" Vol. 2 will also be...
"Zakiyama, the Victim" will also be about a reckless man!
I'm gonna kick your ass!
You live in 1LDK 15, don't you?
"Gut and Goto" will be completely disbanded!
Isn't this "Degawa"?
"Degawa Tetsuro Black Bay" is a masterpiece from 12 years ago!
"Kanoe High School Independence Era" will also be a huge success!
"Katen High School Yoshimura" will go berserk with "Magic Mail"!
"Birds of a Feather Nest" and "Parikureto Ski" will also be released along with DVDs!
"Gut and Goto" will also be released along with DVDs!
By the way, where would "Alioshi" go if he were among us?
That's crazy!
"Alioshi" is being persistent!
What would you do if you were below "Ogi"?
Please!
Look at "Alioshi"!
Look at me!
Where would you go?
Between "Shinagawa" and "Goto"!
I'd say 4th place.
But of course, I have everything I said earlier.
You can do both.
I can do both.
And also...
What's missing?
There's no chance of participating in the party after recording, right?
Is that what you want to say?
You want to go drinking, right?
Do you want to go drinking with me?
I want to go drinking with you all.
Do you want to go today?
No, it's fine.
I want to take you downstairs.
This is what you want to say!
190 degrees...
You want to go drinking...
What do you say?
I'll treat you!
This is what you want to say!
That's great!
This is what you want to say!
This week's topic is an emergency plan.
Why is Mr. Okubo's break so late?
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