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Talents are worried about their future direction.
Mr. Ariushi is giving strict guidance.
It's really uncomfortable.
Tonight is the sixth of the great fever.
Cut off ex-sbn and unpopular idols.
If you look at me like that, you can't do it.
Shut up! You're not popular, you bastards!
You're annoying! You're annoying!
The curse has come again.
Hit the useless vtr that was cut off during the broadcast.
I'm sorry I'm late.
In addition, ex-members scatter fireflies.
And this guy...
What the hell is he doing here?
Ayu-sensei's talent consultation.
We don't know anymore!
This is the sixth time.
Today, again, we have a talent himself in the studio who wants us to consult with him.
Most of them are first-time users.
The quality is worse!
Ayu-sensei, what are you doing?
Last time, after the broadcast, "noro" had a big response in the industry.
Yes.
If you can go out at that level...
What are you talking about?
"Noro" can go out?
Then we can go out, too.
Probably, about six of us can go out.
But why "noro" is here, we will talk about it later.
What?
We will talk about it slowly.
The original purpose of "talent consultation" is "what we should do from now on".
But appearing in this corner of this program seems like the ultimate goal.
There are people who think that appearing in this corner will lead to work.
That makes me very angry.
That's right.
It's a place where people who are lost come.
That's right.
This time, we will divide the members into four groups.
By the way, "noro" and "ayu-sensei" are in the same faction as "manager".
First of all, the two members of the former SDN group.
There is a video that introduces their activities so far.
Please take a look at it.
The first one is the former SDN48, Kona, 28 years old.
When she was 16 years old, she was selected for the national girls' school uniform collection and joined the game club.
After that, she participated in various units and repeatedly disbanded.
The fifth unit is the EVIS MUSCATS, which was formed in the late night program "Please, Muscat!".
They graduated here in 2010 and joined as secondary students in SBN48, which is now a captain.
They were active in variety programs with Serenara.
Two years later, they disbanded again.
Since then, their demands for gravure have increased dramatically.
Finally, a shot like this one.
And in May of this year, they formed their seventh unit, 7cm.
They have been active for 12 years now.
To be honest, I'm nervous every time I'm 30 years old.
Next, a former member of SBN48, Seara Kojo, 25 years old.
In 2007, ABEX released a CD with Ayumi Hamasaki's "Umi no Oya" and President Matsuura's "Moo Push" as the second album, but...
...the CD only sold 500 copies.
They didn't even think of changing their career path to become a queen-like character.
And in 2011, they joined SBN48 as a secondary student.
This is a new turning point for them.
Will they continue on their opponent's path?
After joining, they disbanded after six months.
Furthermore...
ABEX, which they belonged to, was fired.
Wasn't "Moo Push" already released?
Yes, 20 copies!
Now, they don't sing anymore.
They want to make use of their special talent for eating large meals and appear in variety programs.
Yes, good evening, I'm Yuka Funai.
They also want to participate in impersonation programs.
They don't have a fixed character and they just perform. We don't know what to do in the future.
From SDN, there are so many people like this.
Well, it's the same for "noru".
From SDN, there are so many people who are lost on the streets.
It's a terrible reproduction.
At this rate, even if AKB is disbanded,
this entertainment world will be like "Riemanshock".
I want you to continue no matter what.
That's right.
First of all, let's start with KONAN.
You have a considerable number of units.
Manager-san, does this mean that you are strict when it comes to "pin"?
That's right.
If you're alone, you can't move forward on your own, and your aura has been decreasing for a long time.
If that's the case, I want you to mix and absorb people with various auras and move forward.
What do you think of a new group at the age of 28?
In the past, there were people in their teens or even in their 20s.
But recently, there are people in their 30s.
I think it's a good time now.
But people in their 30s are people who have worked hard in their 20s.
Don't live like shit in your 20s and come out like this in your 30s.
I've done a lot of units, but I'm doing my best.
I think I'm doing it for myself.
I didn't do anything useless.
There are a lot of people who are just getting stronger.
I want you to be a little weaker.
I'm repeating it, so I'm getting stronger and stronger.
I'm in trouble.
It's better to be delicate.
But you don't have to be strong.
But now I'm appealing strongly and putting my arms together.
That's different, isn't it?
No, I'm not putting my arms together for appealing.
If it's a habit, you'd better not do it.
It's bad to put your arms together.
What do you want to do the most in the end?
I really want to sing the most.
Singer.
Is there anyone you admire?
Amuro Namie-san.
Why are you upset about that?
You're terrible.
You're not Kyorek Kyorek Min.
You admire Conan, don't you?
Yes, I've been admiring him for a long time.
Your voice is a little dirty.
How about your voice training?
I started voice training.
But I have a financial problem and I haven't done it yet.
You haven't done it.
I haven't done it.
So you know you won't make it in time.
No, I know I can do it.
What do you think about an old man who retired from work saying he wants to aim for the Olympics now?
I think it's a little tough.
It's the same.
It's not easy to aim for the Olympics because you have time.
It may be like that now, but I think it will give courage to women in the world.
What?
Even if you're 28 years old, you can make your dream come true if you work hard.
Women in the world?
A woman with a butt.
A woman with a butt because she was in trouble because she didn't have a job.
Women hate that kind of thing the most.
I didn't do it because I wanted to.
At least you wanted to have pride in it.
Are you going to cut off everything about the past on this show today?
In that sense, the past is a very important asset.
You said you didn't waste anything.
What did you do with it?
I was a playboy at the time, but my agency told me that if I did it once, it would lead to my next job.
At first, they told me to take pictures like this and showed me some of them.
The pictures were very delicate and refreshing.
When I started shooting, I realized that I was going to the sea.
Conan, you're quite a dome.
I'm always angry when people say that I'm a dome, but do you guys go to an SM club?
SM club?
I don't want to say it.
Don't say it easily.
Do you go there often?
I've never been there.
You're saying it from a big place.
He's a good guy.
I asked for it too much. I don't do it on a daily basis.
He's a good guy.
He might be a dome.
It's okay for me to say it, but...
Do you remember your manager's job at that time?
I remember it, but if you ask me about it, it's because there's no result yet.
You're right.
When did you get so excited?
I'm saying what I want to say.
Please say it.
I was a little irritated when you said it.
If you have a chance, you have to look at the agency.
There are times when you get fired up from there, so you have to do it.
Until then, there have been many opportunities.
She couldn't do it, so she's there.
If you don't look at it again, you'll never get ahead of yourself.
Did you have a chance?
Why do you say that?
You can't get ahead of yourself so easily.
And you're getting older.
If you're a teenager, you can wear a bikini.
But at your age, you have to be prepared.
If you don't do it, who will look at you?
Good, Yoshitomi.
The number of fans is increasing.
Go, Yoshitomi!
Did you have a chance to get a job?
I don't know if it will sell or not.
It's a big problem.
Someone may look at it and like it.
It's a possibility.
But it's amazing that Yoshitomi will get a job for PLAYBOY.
It's a magazine that people are looking at.
It's Conan's nature not to talk about it.
That's Yoshitomi's complaint.
What kind of talent do you want?
I want to be like Serina.
Serina is in the same group as Conan.
When we were in SDN, Serina and I were in a variety show together.
Serina is popular now.
You have the power of an agency.
The power of an agency?
You definitely have it.
Do you have it?
You have it.
No, I don't.
Can I say this?
Wait a minute.
I saw Noro's "ON AIR".
I also saw Conan's statement.
Variety shows are used regardless of agencies.
I think Serina was popular because of her manager's efforts.
But if you're called twice or three times, it's because Serina gave results.
It's not a problem of the agency giving results.
That's right.
Do you have it?
Even though you have a great manager, you don't know why you're lost, do you?
I say that the agency is small and big.
What the agency should do is to make "zero" into "one".
It's up to you to go from "one" to "ten".
The agency makes "zero" into "one".
I can say that Yoshitomi's job is done.
All you have to do is work hard.
You can't leave any results, so you end up like this.
That's right. I'm getting a lot of "one"s.
I want Yoshitomi to think so passionately about me.
What's the difference between Serina and Conan?
Serina is easy to love.
If Serina is easy to love, why don't you try being loved?
Being loved...
No, you can't do it. You look like you can do it.
- It has nothing to do with my face! - It does, you idiot!
You've been doing it with your face, haven't you?
My face is my face, but...
Why are you sighing?
You don't know the basics.
You're saying that because you're a teacher.
- Teachers have that attitude. - Yes, I'm sorry.
So, in this studio, there are "zero" people who think they can love you.
- Zero! - Zero.
- There are people who think you're a cheeky woman. - Zero, right?
- Are there people you love? - There's "one" person.
- There is "one" person! - There is!
- There's "one" person! - There's "one" person!
I've been thinking about something disgusting.
- There's "one" person! - There's "one" person!
Well, this is...
- You have a lot of confidence in yourself. - Yes.
- I think you have something deep in you. - Yes!
- Next, let's talk about Seara. - Thank you for having me!
- Yes!
Seara is the second Kumi Koda.
- She's been working with President Matsuura for a long time. - Yes!
As a new member of A-BEX, even at parties and drinking parties,
I'm always by President Matsuura's side.
- I'm also... - Because you like him?
- Yes, I'm a no-push person. - Hmm...
- With that kind of enthusiasm, have you ever sold 500 copies? - No, that's...
- Maybe that era was when CDs were selling well... - No, it's not an era where CDs were selling well!
She says it's an era where CDs weren't selling well,
- but 500 copies weren't selling well! - 500 copies...
- No, that's right, but... - What do you think about that, Manager?
- Well, it's hard for me to do it with songs now. - It's hard.
- As you said, it's an era now. - It's hard!
- But I have a special talent for eating a lot. - Hmm...
- I came in 6th place in the eating show of Teletoh-san's original eating show. - Huh?!
- Wow! - Yes, that's right.
- Wow, you're talented! - You're amazing!
- On the eating show, Yuko-rin... Ogura Yuko-chan said I looked like her, so I appeared. - You don't look like her...
- You're just saying you look like her! You don't look like her at all! - No, I do! I do! I do!
- You do impersonations and stuff, right?! - Yes!
- Can you show me? - Yes! I'm Ogura Yuko. Pleased to meet you!
- Boom, boom, ta-ta-boom! Boom, boom, ta-ta-boom! - Hmm...
- Yes... - Well...
- You do look like her... - Well, impersonations...
- Yes, you do look like her! - Her face...
- Yes, you do look like her... - Her face doesn't look like you at all...
- Well, people say we look alike... - Your face is a little big, though...
- Eh?! Eh?! Eh?! - You're hiding it quite well...
- No, no! People say I'm small...
- And you do a lot of things, like impersonations and eating shows... - Yes...
- Like "SM Queen"... - Ah, well, that's not me...
- It's my twin sister, Seara-sama, who does it. She's the queen of the desire-discontentment kingdom...
- Yeah... - I mean...
- Demon system... I'm not quitting it!
- Eh?! It's not "demon system"?!
- Yeah... - Well, I'm doing it too, you know...
- You're right... - I'm doing it too, you know...
- You're riding it, aren't you? You're blaming it, aren't you?
- "Demon system" and "vegetable sommelier", stop it!
- That's not me! - That's not me!
- "Vegetable sommelier" has nothing to do with it!
- That's not me!
- You're saying things you thought you were, aren't you?!
- There's one thing I'm curious about... - Yes, what is it?
- Instead of "shaking hands", what do you call "gold-touching hands"?
- Gold-touching hands... - Yes...
- Well, idols usually shake hands, right?
- But, since I'm the queen of "desire-disturbance kingdom",
- I touch gold and...
- Instead of shaking hands... - Yes, instead of shaking hands...
- You touch gold? - Yes, I do gold-touching hands.
- By the way, how do you do it? - Eh, should I try it?
- If there's someone who wants to do it... - If there is...
- Eh?! I'm nervous!
- If there's someone who wants to do it...
- Can you do it for me?
- Yes!
- It will gradually flow.
- Then, shake hands with Conan-san... - Yes!
- Thank you for coming today! - Thank you for coming!
- I'm a huge fan of you! I hope we can meet again! - Yes, thank you!
- Ah, hello! Today... - Hey you...
- Yes? - Hey you...
- What is it? - Did you watch my music video today?
- Yes, I did! - Was it fun?
- Yes! - It was fun, wasn't it?!
- Very much! - Then, move forward a little!
- Forward? - Move forward a little!
- Hurry up! - Is that so? - That's right! More!
- Thank you! - That's right!
- Ah! - Thank you! - Please extend it!
- What are you doing?! - I don't need it! I don't need it!
- What are you doing?! - Why do you want me to extend it?!
- Don't make up stories at the end!
- I really wanted to see how you do it!
- Especially when you normally do it! - I don't want you to end it!
- I won't say it!
- How do you feel about these two?
- During SDN, too...
- Kojo-san is the type of person who gets hated...
- No! That's not it! - That's not it!
- I'm sorry!
- You lie a lot and...
- You also like to say things you don't like...
- Everyone gets angry about that... - No!
- I have a lot of potential, don't you think? - Yes...
- Everyone's amazing! - No, no...
- Then, because there are so many women...
- It's a great story! - Yes...
- So... - No, I don't want to see it!
- I can sing and... - You can do anything!
- Yeah, and I'm jealous of it! - Yeah.
- I know you say I have high potential, but I'm really late all the time! - What?!
- Sorry, sorry! - You're so late!
- You don't have to be so upset about being late!
- I'm really late all the time... - You're late manners! - Yeah!
- I warned you a few times!
And I was only in my third year of high school, so I didn't want to be this late.
But now I'm used to it, and my apologies smell like lies!
- Yeah. - Like, "I'm sorry!"
- Basically, you're not human at all. - What?! I've been human all my life!
- You're not human at all, but... - You're the closest manager, right?
- You're still late.
- For example, you don't remember the lyrics when you're recording. - Wow, that's bad!
- Also, you're so jealous of your sales partner.
- Do you feel that when you're close to him?
- Well, speaking of this show...
- You know Manami Martaka from ABEX, right? - Yeah, yeah.
- Her mental state at the time...
- Her mental state at the time... She was about to collapse.
- She was about to collapse! - She was about to collapse!
- That bad?!
- She was doing cover art for a gravure magazine or something.
- Yeah.
- We were in the same city.
- I was like "why can't I do gravure?"
- "Is my voice not good?"
- Yeah!
- But you're...
- But you're... looking good!
- But what do you want to do?
- There are many things, but...
- Actually, I want to be like Sina Ringo-san.
- Actually, I like singing and I'm a good singer.
- I have one goal, but I don't have one path.
I want to do many things and eventually become like you.
If you don't have to walk the same path all the time,
is it okay for you to be a impersonator or a big talent?
Yes, I like both talking and impersonating.
I'm also good at catching UFOs.
I can do many things.
You're good at catching UFOs?
I'm good at catching UFOs.
How many do you catch?
I catch one big one like this.
It's hard to understand.
Can you do an impersonation of it?
An impersonation of this?
It's like this.
But you're breathing.
It's shaking.
It's shaking when you open it.
Conan is good at impersonating too.
Conan!
When did you come?
Conan, you gave me a chance.
You gave me a chance.
He's a good manager, isn't he?
It's like Zakiyama is shaking Takeyama.
Can you do anything?
Yes, I can.
Can you do a UFO catch?
Do you want to lose?
He's doing it again.
Take each other.
Who's going to take it?
Do it properly.
It's a UFO catch.
It hurts!
I don't know anymore.
It's amazing.
It's a rare broadcast accident.
But what will happen to the ex-sbdn couple in the future?
Dr. Arius' final decision!
Dr. Conan is strong-willed, but...
I'm sorry to say this, but there seems to be an "m" kiss.
I'm sorry, but there's only one.
One.
In the porn.
Here it is!
No!
Invincible, right?
Invincible!
Invincible people, we're waiting for you!
We're waiting for you!
Conan doesn't have such an ugly face.
He has a sharp and talented face.
In that sense, I think that's fine.
But Seara has a little familiar face.
Familiar face?
She's been touched by Conan.
She's a little familiar.
So...
Can you go to the ex-sbdn couple?
No!
There's "foodle"!
No!
I don't want to do "foodle"!
All of a sudden, Mr. Oshima seems like a manager.
It's true!
No!
Mr. Oshima seems like a manager!
I don't want to do it!
Dr. Arius' serious consultation.
Next is this idol unit.
Educational guidance...
Sensations...
First of all...
I don't know at all.
Let's watch the VTR.
Idol unit. Educational guidance...
Sensations...
From 19 years old to 25 years old...
Six girls formed...
Sensations...
Trindle and Nanao...
Yukkina and others...
Platinum Production newly created...
Idol unit.
The unit that was originally formed of idols who were doing various gravure activities - VA5 - repeated the member change twice and the current six members - FASOLATTE - were born.
However, due to the situation where only about 60 fans can gather for a solo concert held, even a CD debut cannot be made.
Therefore, this time, the concept of the unit was changed to "school teacher" and the name was also applied by fans.
Aiming for a new CD release as "sensations"
- Like this? - Yes. - Thank you for your cooperation. - Thank you for your cooperation.
Even if you look at it, the mystery only deepens.
If you cut out that end, it will be a mess.
- You were doing gravure personally, weren't you? - That's right.
- Six of you, six of you, each of you. - Yes.
- I've been doing this for about four years now. - Who is "nito"?
- This is "nito", yes.
- From "nito nisaki", this side has been doing it for about three or four years, but on the other side... - He's young. - Yes, he's the second-year young man.
- Even if you say that, it's all the same. - That's right.
- How about you, Seki-san? - Originally, I was doing it personally.
I thought that if I gathered girls who were doing gravure activities in Japan and made them work as a unit, their fame would increase and fans would increase.
I formed the group with the aim of creating a positive effect.
- You're not gathering fairies, are you? - That's right.
- What is your goal as Seki-san? - I want to be a national idol like AKB's Momokuro-san, who is popular in the streets now.
- You want to be a national idol? - No, I can't.
- That's too early. - But if you gather all of them and only 60 people come to the concert...
- That's right. - ...it's 10 people per person, right? - Yes.
- It's a unit that doesn't require any help from the agency. - Again, it's about the agency.
- Everyone says that a lot. - It's about the agency sometimes, but...
- There are people who come to the agency, like Danmitsu-san, and even for small agencies.
- You can tell just by looking at them. - But what about us? - You're just full of shit.
- But Nadao is flying like that. - And Trindle. - You can't put Trindle in here.
You don't say "educational guidance sensations", do you?
Why are you making fun of me?
I'm not making fun of you!
I'm just saying your team name.
I'm not making fun of you!
It's your group name!
Just because I say it, you think I'm making fun of you?
Today, Ms. Saito did "ge"?
Yes.
Ms. Saito doesn't think of "educational guidance sensations",
when she sees people in the same agency doing it?
Yes.
Is it different?
No, it's like...
There's a sense of close-knitness.
There is, isn't there?!
I think so, but you don't put any effort into it!
It's different!
But you don't think about it?
You don't think about "why am I in "educational guidance sensations"?"
"Educational guidance"...
It's hot!
It's rude!
"Educational guidance sensations"!
You should say "educational guidance sensations" instead!
What?! Educational guidance sensations?!
I like it!
Your name is Ganba Ureri!
Thank you!
Have you ever wondered why you joined the band?
I have.
You have?!
Well, I think so, but since I joined, I've got members and I've said "let's do our best" and I've done my best, but...
When I was asked if I was going to do a solo concert, I said "where is it?", and they said "Pasera!"
It's a karaoke bar!
I asked "what are you doing?", and they said "Pasera!", and they made me sing karaoke normally...
You sang a normal song?
Yes, I sang a normal song.
That's right.
And I wasted my time...
You didn't sing with six people?
No, we didn't.
What?!
They didn't think of costumes for us, and we paid for them and bought them ourselves...
You got your own costumes?!
That's right!
This is like that, too?!
This is like that, too!
Well, you're right! What are these costumes?!
What?!
What about you, Seki-san?! Why didn't you make your own costumes?!
On the contrary, when we said "we'll go with these costumes", they didn't say "we understand".
No, we've never said that!
Well, let's listen to Seki-san's story!
So we said "if you say so, why don't you choose and buy them yourselves?"
If you're going to complain, think about it and do it yourselves!
That's right.
The three above are members of a large group in SDN, so even if you think you can do it well, you can't do it well.
That's right.
In our case, even though we had a lot of people, we had to choose and do our best.
"Then what's missing?" "Then is it like this?" We have to do it and improve ourselves.
There are fewer people and the environment is...
Well, there are fans...
They're chosen, right?!
They're chosen and they're recorded. We should do it with more pride.
And we have to support our managers. That's number one.
When you started appearing in "London Hearts", it was the first time you did something proper!
It was the first time you made a sound in your heart properly.
So you've grown up a little?
Because, you know...
But dancing and choreographing, we thought about it ourselves...
Just do it already! "But, but, but..."
Shut up, you guys!
I really don't like it!
No, it's not like that.
"But..." Shut up! You guys aren't popular!
I'm really irritated!
What is this?!
There are a lot of people like this!
I want to know where and how they do it!
"But, but..." I don't like it!
The teachers don't listen to me anymore!
There are only six of you, but you don't show much gratitude.
If you say "but, but" now...
It's too early!
There are a lot of things ahead of you!
It's weird to say "gay history" but it's annoying.
Other idols and friends will say it too.
If you look around the entertainment world, it's nothing.
The "gay history" you guys have accumulated...
"Gay history" is nothing.
"Gay history" is like "you're a real idol, you've been doing it for about a month!"
Even if you say "gay history" and "gay history" is accumulated...
The manager won't listen to you!
You'll only be a coward.
Yoshitomi-san, what do you think of what the six of you said?
No way.
No way, right?!
You should say "did you put in a lot of effort?" so you can be better suited for the role.
Yes, we did.
No, that's not enough.
Do it before you complain!
That's our man!
That's right, Yoshitomi-san!
Don't complain!
Face the agency first!
Like Yoshitomi-san, Yoshitomi-san has built a trust relationship with the people in the agency.
"Do the job you've been given well," says the advice from Mr. Ariyoshi.
As you can see, it's not good for you to appear twice in a row, boys and girls!
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Mr. Ariyoshi seems like he's having a hard time.
Next up is his second appearance, Noro.
It's not like you just have to speak well.
The most important thing is to say a lot of good things.
Last time, Ariyoshi-sensei gave him some good advice.
Noro confessed his dissatisfaction.
I wanted you to explain it to me.
You're being stingy, aren't you?
But Ariyoshi-sensei's anger exploded.
Do your best with the punching bag, you idiot.
I'm telling you!
How has Noroha changed since then?
This time, we came with her plan.
Last time you came, didn't you have more work to do?
Yes, I had more work to do.
Noroha-san also helped me a little bit.
I'm really grateful to you, teacher.
Since you're an Otapro, let me ask you about your manager.
It seems like your mindset has changed a lot.
You're not late anymore.
I also studied for this show in advance.
That's good.
Yes, I'm really grateful.
Since you want to do musicals, you want auditions, right?
Yes.
That's really good.
Isn't it good?
Yes.
After all of your advice, you've changed a lot.
Yes.
There's also a good friend of yours, Sato Yukari-san.
Yes, from SDN.
She gave you a lot of information.
Yukarin did?
Until recently, we did musicals together.
But during the 8th show, she said 7th show wrong.
No way!
Even though there's a train, she takes a taxi.
Wait a minute.
She wants a foreign boyfriend.
You don't have to say that!
She's the same as Barbie.
No, Barbie-san's quality is a little...
Barbie-san is from Southeast Asia.
Yes.
I want to go to Western countries.
Why do you want a foreign boyfriend?
"I love you" is what I want to say honestly.
"I love you" is what you want to say honestly?
Do you know?
"I love you" and "I love you" and "here you go" are what I want.
That's good.
You're becoming like Kano Eiko.
That's pretty good.
It's really good.
What about work?
As an actress, I want to work.
As a musical actor, I want to work.
It's one step at a time.
But I can do live performances.
But I don't think I can do it.
I don't know if I can do it or not.
It's like a debate show.
Yes, yes, yes.
And I'm like, "Please cut it out for now."
It's getting more and more like that.
You're almost like Takeyama-san.
That's right.
Please cut it out for now.
And I'm like, "What would it be like if I wet my hair?"
No way!
I'm trying my best.
But I feel like I'm trying too hard.
That's true.
Sometimes you're cursing.
Sometimes I'm cursing.
I'm trying my best.
But there's a part of me that's bothering me.
There's a VTR.
There's a VTR?
Please watch it.
If you watch it, you'll learn.
Yes.
I tried too hard.
You can see that in the cutscene of "Long Car".
First of all, be careful not to fall in love.
A woman will fall in love with you.
This is a guest of "Triple A" Nishijima-kun.
It's time for him to guess how many times he will fall in love with her.
In "On Air", Noro explained that she sat on a rhino.
That's right.
Actually, before that...
Have you decided on your partner?
I'm sorry. To be honest, I've decided quite a lot.
You haven't?
I'm sorry about this. I've already said it in the beginning.
No, you haven't.
No, you haven't!
She chose herself as the first place.
No, you haven't!
You idiot!
No, you haven't!
You idiot!
You've misunderstood "variety".
No, you haven't!
You don't need a place like "Long Car" where you can leave your fingernails.
No, you haven't!
Can I do it again?
Yes, you can do it again and reflect on it.
Even though she was in first place, everyone was against it and as a result, she did it again.
It's Sugihara-san!
Furthermore, because Nishijima-kun made Sugihara-san in 3rd place, Noro was out of her expectation and was embarrassed.
Unfortunately, Noro-san...
Well, it's fine. I'm pure today, so I think it's fine for a troublesome man like me.
No, it's not like that!
It's not 3rd place!
It's 2nd place!
It's already 2nd place!
She made a completely different statement from the original plan, so of course it was broadcasted.
Next, when she participated in "Women's Clothing Senseless Tournament"...
It's fine, not at all.
Well, I thought it was fine, after all.
Ah! Wow!
"Ah!" I thought for the rest of my life.
Noro received surprisingly high praise from the judges.
Somehow, trying to leave a mark...
Ogi-san says he's high-sense, but...
I thought about it today as well, but he only looks like Tsukitei Kachou-san.
How much did you look like him?
Just a little, right?
I was surprised. I was surprised when I saw him from behind.
Tsukitei Kachou-san's analogy wasn't very good.
It's not like that!
Even though she forced herself to bite it, it was halfway through and it was cut again.
When you work with Noro-san, you realize how much you get cut out of.
Even if I say it on the set, I wonder if I'm saying bad things about my character.
I don't love you enough to say it after the show, so I point it out during the show.
The staff also say "I'm serious" in the sense that they think like me.
It's really no good.
Cutting is no good.
That's true.
Everyone thinks "this feeling, it's definitely a cut".
But you can't just cut it like that.
Kazushi-san and Ryo-san somehow get along well.
But at that time, there is something like "Why don't you learn it in the middle of the show?"
Like "Don't leave your fingernails behind" and stuff like that.
But in the next recording, your fingernails are going to come off even more.
It's not like that.
If you're asked "Which do you like better, meat or vegetables?"
Which do you like better?
Meat.
That's fine.
But you say "vegetables" strangely.
The reason is like this.
This is noisy.
You like meat!
I don't know!
I don't know! There are still a lot of things I don't know!
I want to say "There's no way you like vegetables!"
I'm not good at talking.
My mom doesn't understand me, so she tells me to talk for a long time and for me to understand.
So it's a little tough for you to talk for a long time and for you to understand.
Is it okay for you to say "I like meat"?
It's because you're good at it.
That's what we want.
That's what you want.
But when we're recording, we end up looking at you, Ariyoshi-san.
It's fine. You can just rely on me. I'm your reliable big brother in this agency.
Sometimes, while I'm reading which one it is, I end up thinking about it for a long time.
That's not good. Even if you try to go in the direction you want, that's not good.
After that, I look at Yatsushi-san.
Why do you look like you're in second place?
Is it because Yatsushi-san is focused on teaching sensations?
I'm not focused!
How do you two feel about this?
I'm envious.
Even if we make a little mistake, everyone teaches us warmly.
I'm envious.
She suddenly changed.
She might be an unexpectedly bad woman.
She said it honestly, so we thought we should cheer for her.
Yoshitomi-san, what did you think of that?
I'm sure of it.
That's a good word, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
He's loved.
Arioshi-sensei advises you not to talk too much, but to keep your honest comments short.
Lastly, the entertainer Kurosamon Kuroppa.
He entered Osaka L.A.C. and in 2002, he teamed up with his partner Murata and Kurosamon.
How is it?
It's hot!
It's not true!
In 2006, he won the Best Newcomer Award at the ABC Comedy Newcomer Grand Prix.
In 2008, he also won the Best Newcomer Award at the NHK Kanedeta Manzai Contest.
And in 2010, he went to Tokyo on his own.
His TV job was almost gone, and he was about to rot as an entertainer.
But Kurosamon Kuroppa got a big chance!
In February, Kurosamon Kuroppa appeared in "Finding Future Kano Murakami."
Kurosamon Kuroppa!
He won the Grand Prix!
Yes! I won!
As Kubota said, Kurosamon Kuroppa was expected to become popular, but...
Kubota wasn't chosen as the surprise target for Kurosamon Kuroppa's special.
It was Hanser Ogata!
Besides, is there really such a thing as being too obsessed with it?
If you're such a prankster, you shouldn't have appeared in "Kubota no Deban" anymore!
It's been three months since the broadcast, and I still have a lot of work to do.
What more can I do?
Where do you think I'll end up?
I thought you'd come, but of course...
I saw "Ronha" and got a regular.
What did you decide?
"Kubota no Deban" and "Yonkoma Manga", which is a bit erotic and adult-oriented, have been decided as regular.
"Densai" has been decided as "Densai".
I'm getting angry because...
Because of what?
The "Dokkiri Hearts" we did the other day, right?
Oh, you're right!
"Dokkiri Hearts" didn't even come out.
What do you mean it didn't come out?!
It was in there!
It was in there and everyone was laughing!
You're the winner of the "Dokkiri Audition"!
I saw "Densai" and it came out!
What do you mean it didn't come out?!
Is it okay for me to pull a prank on you?
Please come and put it on me!
Atsushi-san, put it on me!
I don't like that attitude!
"Dokkiri Stars" says "stop it!"
You, put it on me!
That's not it!
As a manager, what do you think is your goal?
As a goal...
I'm also in charge of "Black Mayonnaise".
As someone with a low profile...
Yoshida-san of "Black Mayonnaise"...
What do you mean "low profile"?
Even so, people still call me "instructor" and love me.
You're also a low profile character.
But you think Yoshida-san is low profile and I think you are low profile.
If I'm not on TV, does that mean I'm higher up than Yoshida-san?
You're even lower profile.
How can you be like that?!
Even today, I'm saying this but...
you're really full of yourself!
There's no gap between us!
I don't want you to get in my way!
You're not weak!
After all, "monster" has been around for years...
and when it comes out, everyone in the city laughs!
It's been around for years and only words come out!
Only words come out!
If it doesn't match, it's not suitable!
If it does, it's not suitable!
When it went viral, I looked it up on the internet and "toro salmon kubota" was funny.
"Toro salmon tonkatsu" came out for the first time.
"Mata" "toro salmon" only "sushi" came out.
"kubota" "nihon shu" "senju manju" came out.
What's going on?!
It's strong! It's strong!
You're full of it!
Why is it full of it?!
You're full of it!
Aren't you going to show off your jokes?!
I'm not going to show off my jokes!
Can't you do it in Tokyo?!
If you go back to Osaka...
To be honest, it's fine if I go back to Osaka, but my family is in Miyazaki,
and I can't show my parents on TV, so if I go to Tokyo, I'll be on TV in Miyazaki,
so I think I'll be able to show off my parents on TV.
Do you want to show your mother what you look like on TV?!
Of course I do!
That's a pure thought!
I do, but...
You've done a lot of different jobs, haven't you?
I've done a lot of different jobs.
Wasn't there a time when you thought, "This suits me"?
I went to the CEO of a company and won money.
You were a judge at a badminton tournament.
I was a judge and won money.
That suits you the best.
People like that are really popular.
Recently, I went to Osaka with the CEO of Nikumaki Onigiri and went to karaoke and won money.
That's not a job. Of course you get money.
You get money.
But it's amazing, isn't it?
It's amazing that you can get money from the CEO.
It's just me laughing.
You're good at laughing.
Yes, when the CEO says something, I'm like...
"Right?" "Yes."
If I did this too many times and took a taxi, I'd just go home like this.
Stop with the wonders.
You don't listen to me at all!
Stop with the wonders!
I won't do it anymore.
I won't do it anymore!
Mr. Asechi, please stop.
This is...
But it seems like you have the power to live strong.
No matter what you do, you seem like you can live on, Kubota.
In the past...
I used to be a store manager at an edgy store.
But that became a bit of a trend.
So when I met the CEO, we used to do a mic performance at karaoke.
Can you do it now?
Now? Yes, not at all.
If you have a mic...
I'm sorry. I used to do it a bit in the past.
A bit of an edgy store.
Is there music?
- This is it. - This is it.
- Can you do it? - Can you do it?
Welcome, welcome.
Tata, tata.
Okay, okay.
Dad, dad.
The future of the Japanese car.
The most advanced car ever.
Man, man.
Let's drink, let's drink.
I'm an L Cup, you're an C Cup.
Let's drink, let's drink.
Let's go, let's go.
Everything is okay, but the balance is not.
Welcome, welcome.
Sansei-san, thank you for your time.
Amazing!
Amazing, amazing.
(applause)
That's amazing!
If we do this, the president will go bankrupt.
(laughter)
But there's no place for it.
There's no place for it.
There's only that shop.
That's right. You can only do it in that shop.
As it is now...
You want to sell as it is, right?
I want to sell. If there is something, I think there are some places where I have to compromise.
Isn't there more room?
For example, you want to express something, like being a movie director.
Movie director...
What about AV?
There is AV.
There is!?
I'm not a director, but I've put out a project.
An AV project? What kind of project?
That's behind the actors.
A man and woman duo doing erotic things.
What kind of work is it?
Yes, it's out.
It was quite popular.
When I was a salesman, I was a football player, Mr. Goto.
Mr. Goto did a really good AV on Tokyo's Pay Channel.
A man and woman duo said, "Do you know?" I said, "I've seen it!"
Did you say, "I planned it"?
Did you say, "Are you okay?"
No, I didn't say that.
I see.
Maybe Conan will go that way.
If you plan Conan's project...
What's wrong with you?
You're such a pervert.
I'm sorry. I'm really sorry.
I'm really sorry.
That's how it is.
The brakes don't work.
If you ask me what I don't like about it...
It smells like a criminal.
Who would bring in a criminal?
Arrest me!
Who would bring in a criminal?
I don't want the staff to use it.
Because it'll be a waste.
Who would bring in a criminal?
I can't do it!
I can't even go out in the rain.
Who would bring in a criminal?
I'm probably the only one.
I can't do it!
It's too long.
It's just going to go on like this.
It's about time.
Yes, it's about time.
I can't solve it.
You can't just listen to Kubota's advice.
Give me words starting tomorrow!
Yes.
It's not over yet!
Kubota and I meet again!
It's not over yet!
Give me words starting tomorrow!
It's not over yet!
Thank you for coming today!
We'll give you a microphone and you can do it.
Do you have a microphone?
It's over.
Is the store over?
The store is over.
Thank you for coming today.
Osawari Pub London Hearts will end tonight.
Thank you for coming.
We'll give you a microphone and you can do it.
Osawari Pub London Hearts will end tonight.
We're sorry about last night.
We'll see you again.
Thank you for coming.
Can you sell this?
We'll see you again.
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