AISubs v3.6
"London Hearts", "Nijikan Special" tonight!
It's all shit!
Agyu-sensei's "Talent Magician" discussion!
Cutting up ex-sbm and renowned idols!
It smells like a criminal conviction!
Who's a criminal conviction, you bastard?!
Can't you hear me?!
Furthermore, men and women of all ages are crossing the line of life and death to fight for their beauty!
Newly-born foreigners are chosen only by their looks and win prizes!
The 4th "Looks Beauty Cup" will be held!
Now, let's have them appear!
First up is the female entertainers' team!
What?
She's changed her way of talking.
The female entertainer team didn't win last time.
As a real woman, they will revenge even if it costs a lot of money.
What did you do?
Jazz.
You're a jazzy woman.
I'm a jazzy woman aiming for one in America.
You have your own aims, don't you?
That's another...
Yes.
Thank you.
Aiming for one in Africa...
You're getting bigger and bigger.
I see.
You did it on purpose, didn't you?
That's right.
As usual...
Are you wearing such colorful clothes?
What did you say?
Did you dye it again?
I didn't dye it.
It's still like this.
By the way, where are you aiming for?
Where was it?
Last time, I was aiming for Latvia.
Latvia...
It's narrow.
I don't know if Latvia people are here today or not.
If you come to Latvia, I'll leave it to you.
This time, too...
The stage and set are separated by each team.
So you don't know what your opponent looks like.
Next up is...
The older team.
Please come in.
The only winner is the older team.
They're aiming for their first win in addition to their new strength, Bourbon.
As expected, their clothes are like women's clothing.
Last time, I heard that there are a lot of people from overseas.
So they're playing games.
Kawa-chan, you've changed a little, haven't you?
I've changed, haven't I?
This is what learning is like, isn't it?
That's right.
Have you changed your eyes?
No!
Wait a minute!
You're sharp!
Have you done something?
I've fixed my eyes.
For this reason...
He's finally started playing with his eyes in order to win!
Lastly, the male entertainer team who won last time.
In addition to the new members, who are they aiming for?
I'd like to take a look at them one by one.
Let's start with the leader, Ariko-san!
Here you go!
Wow, she's here!
She's coming out one by one!
She has confidence in her running.
She's really full of confidence.
The only difference from before is...
I want to see it!
Hey, shut up!
I want to see Ariko!
First of all, it's definitely a cute declaration, so I was doing it in a cute style, but this time I tried to be a little mature and it's definitely an adult declaration.
Well, but even if you work hard, you can't be one.
It's amazing!
You're good at it!
Kawaii Japan!
I'm confident!
I see. Then let's take a look at each one.
The second one is the first appearance.
It's the appearance of the panther's Mukai, Mukako!
Mukako?
There it is!
She's strong, isn't she?
What?
She's strong!
What?
Well, if she's as big as your partner, you might be able to deceive her.
Well, she can't be deceived by anyone.
Now, let's move on to the next one.
It's "jungle pocket" site, Janko-san!
Here you go!
Janko-san!
That's good!
It's good, isn't it?
I've always had a dark face, so I thought it would be easy for people overseas to like me.
That's right, you have big eyes, so it's good.
If Cleopatra was here now, she would look like this.
She's really strong.
Well, it's true.
Let's move on to the next one.
The fourth one is something I'm good at.
It's Tokuko-san!
Tokuko-san!
Tokuko!
Tokuko-san is strong, as I thought!
She's strong!
She's good!
She's a stable runner!
She's strong!
She's stable!
She's really good at it!
As expected of someone who runs in private!
That's right.
I have a light running habit, so I can't lose to her.
You're used to running, right?
That's right.
When I said "you're good at wearing stockings",
the windmills started making noise.
The windmills?
Yes.
That's great!
The last one is this person.
Why does the team leader call this person every time?
What will happen today?
Please welcome Takeko-san!
Takeko!
Takeko-san!
She's stable.
Earlier, the leader told me behind my back,
If you don't do well today, you'll be fired.
In order for me not to be fired, I have to win today.
Instead of this guy, it's Zahiko.
That's Zahiko.
Zahiko is better in Africa.
Looks Beauty Cup is a battle of winning and losing of three teams.
The judges are foreign men who were gathered without knowing the content of the project.
This time, foreign men will come out one by one randomly.
Each team will select one member who is likely to be selected as this man and bring him forward.
The first person to be selected is this person.
Where is he from?
Australia.
He doesn't know anything about the project yet.
Ms. Tanaka, please explain the project.
Three ladies are going to come up in front of you on the screen.
I want you to choose the most good-looking lady out of the three.
Do you understand?
Yes, we do.
Each team will select one member who is likely to be selected as this man and bring him forward.
First, the female entertainer team.
Don't show me your teeth.
Are you ready?
I'm an ace.
What?
Who is an ace?
You won.
Don't show me your teeth.
Like this?
Cute!
Show me your teeth!
It's out!
I'm going to close my mouth.
If you start a game, you're going to close your mouth.
Smile!
Why are you laughing?
Next, the older team.
The older team is Kaba-chan.
Kaba-chan has won 12 times in his life.
Come out! Come out!
What is it? What is it? It's annoying.
Come out!
She is playing with your eyes.
Come out!
I think you should get plastic surgery.
Shut up, you guys!
Next, the male entertainer team.
We should crush them.
We should win.
No confidence!
We should win!
No confidence is strong!
Cute!
Good!
Their expressions are good, too!
Cute!
Which team will take the lead?
Shut up! It's not selling, you bastards!
6 cars, 2 hours, space!
Are there any?!
Did you just sneeze or something, you bastards?!
Now, let's start the first round!
The 3 people chosen will face the camera and make a pretty face!
Go ahead!
Good, good, good smile!
Smile is good!
Do your best!
Next, Kaba-chan!
Cute, cute, cute!
A girl, a girl!
Cute, cute, Kaba-chan!
Mukako!
Yes, she's cute!
Mukako!
Good!
Now, let's start the first round of the Looks Beauty Cup!
Open the monitor!
I'm going to open it!
Keep it!
Keep looking at it!
Wow!
She's lost! She's lost!
Now, Lee-san is lost!
Lee-san is looking!
Kaba-chan! Kaba-chan!
Lee-san is looking carefully!
Lee-san is looking!
Appeal, appeal!
Question!
Out of the 3 of you, who do you like the most just by their looks?
Press the button!
Yes!
No matter what, you can do it, right?
Yes, Mukako can do it!
Mukako is good!
Don't let your guard down!
Kaba-chan!
Where is it?
Ah!
Why did you choose the lady in red?
Like, straight away she just had a big smile, big wide mouth, so it really drew my attention to her.
You're looking at her smile right now?
I am, I am. I really like her smile, so one more time.
Endure it!
In the end, it was the female entertainment team who won.
They're making a big effort for revenge.
The male entertainment team's "kawaii japan" thought they'd win, but they lost here.
But they were cute, straight away.
They were cute?
That's beginner's luck.
Beginner's luck?
It's a woman.
A woman's beginner's luck.
You'll be choosing this person.
Ah! Ah! Ah!
Tyra! She's from America!
She said she'd leave America to me!
Yes, she's in America.
Now, I'll do my job!
Please!
Even if you lose...
Who is it? Who is it?
It's for America.
What's that?
It's not good to be unfair.
What's unfair?
Next, the older girls' team.
Dori-chan!
Rinko!
Dori-chan!
J-master!
Gari-gari-gariksun!
Dori-chan, you can do it!
What should I do? My level is low.
Takeko is enough for me.
Should I go?
It's okay.
It's wild in America.
That's right.
Janko!
Janko?
Janko!
Janko is here.
I'll brainwash you.
Who is it?
It's okay.
Janko is here and it's all over the place.
The three of you, please make a pretty face.
Smile. Smile properly.
I'm not smiling.
It's okay.
Next, Toru-chan!
I'm happy.
Did you say something?
Next, Janko!
It's okay, Janko.
Janko is here.
It's okay, Janko.
Let's start the second round of the Beauty Cup.
Monitor, open!
You can do it. You're American.
You can do it.
It's okay, Janko.
You can do it, Toru-chan!
Let me ask you a question.
Out of the three of you, who do you like the most just by their looks?
Please press the button.
It's okay, Toru-chan.
Who is it?
Smile!
Where is it?
It's Toru-chan!
It's okay, Toru-chan!
Americans love Jazz!
Let's hear it!
First of all, I love her face.
And she said she wants to go karaoke with me.
It's strange for a woman to be surprised at a man.
But the team of female entertainers who are passionate about revenge wins!
Round 3!
Hakaan-san, 28 years old, from Turkey.
Team of female entertainers...
Sumiko?
What is it?
Next, the older team!
It's Ai-chan!
One! Give me one!
Ai-chan has plenty of room, but she always says she can pull it out.
Ai-chan?
Ai-chan is strong!
Here I go!
Wow, she's strong!
She's strong!
Each team will bring out an ace, right?
Bring out an ace!
We're not aces!
Then we'll also bring out an ace!
Ace class?
Turkish!
Turkish, I'm counting on you!
I want to see it!
I'm the most oriental, so I think it's Turkish.
Turkish!
She's cute!
She's super cute!
She's seriously cute!
She's an ace, right?
Isn't this crazy?
Now, let's go!
Face the camera and make a beautiful face!
First, Sumida!
Haina!
Totsuko!
Let's go, Totsuko!
Totsuko!
Relax! Relax!
Totsuko, relax!
Take it! Take it!
What do you want?
Take it!
Totsuko, take off your wrinkles!
I'm happy!
Take off your wrinkles!
Totsuko!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Take off your wrinkles!
I know! I know! I know!
Totsuko, take it off!
Totsuko!
Ah, Totsuko is better, isn't it?
Let's go!
Third round!
Monitor open!
Ah!
It's different!
I'll open it!
Oh, it's already empty.
Smile! Smile! Smile!
Take it off! Take it off!
Take it off!
Now!
Among you three,
who do you like the most just by appearance?
Please press the button!
Go ahead!
Look!
Take it off! Take it off!
Take it off!
Ah!
Who is it?
So, why did you choose the lady in green?
Oh, she has nice eyes, beautiful lips. I want to kiss her.
The lady you chose is actually a man.
Men?
Oh, my God!
What did you think about the lady in red?
No.
No! No! No!
The women's team won by one point.
However, the men's team won by zero points.
She is tough.
Yes, she is.
And she is older than I thought.
She is quite old.
She is old for a lady.
Adam, 30 years old.
He is from Canada.
Oh, my God!
He is from Canada. Let's go.
Let's go.
Is she coming out?
She is wearing a Chinese dress.
Oh, my God!
Any angle is not good.
The women's team.
Yes.
Asian style.
Asian.
Asian competition.
Here comes the woman in blue.
You can do it, Ms. Bourbonne!
Wow!
You can do it!
Men's entertainment team!
Let's go one more time!
Yes!
You can do it!
Yes!
Look at the camera and make a beautiful face.
Ms. Okubo!
What are you doing?
Wow!
Ms. Bourbonne!
You can't do it.
Stop it!
Next, Mr. Mukako!
You can do it!
You look better in person.
Let's go!
Open the monitor!
You can do it!
Look at Mr. Mukako!
Who do you like the most among these three?
Who do you like the most?
Please press the button!
Please!
Ms. Mukako!
Wow!
So why did you choose the lady in blue?
Her eyes looked really nice and I thought she had really nice lips.
The lady you chose is actually a man.
I had a feeling that all three of them were men, but I just went with the one I thought looked the best.
No way!
I thought they were men!
The men's team, who won last time, is now one win behind!
Even so, the lady in blue is a big dog.
Davi-san, 21 years old, born in Brazil.
- Go with Eros. - Eros?
Brazil is erotic, so it's hard.
- Eros is popular, isn't it? - Is it?
- Let's go there. - Yes.
- Emphasize the chest. - I see.
- We have to go there. - Next, Onei-chi.
- He's sexy. - Yes, he is.
- What? - You can do it.
- Isn't it too secretive? - It's okay.
- It's too secretive. - We have two leaders.
- Let's go to the leader zone. - Let's go, Ariko.
- Let's go, Ariko.
It's a leader battle.
- It's cute. - It's cute.
- It's good.
- Please look at the camera and make a pretty face.
- It's good. - It's cute.
- Eros, fix it. Be more erotic. - It's good.
- Ikko-san. - He's sexy.
- It's good. - Next, Ariko.
- How is it? - It's good.
- She's excited. - It's natural.
- It's good. - Let's go.
- Fifth round, monitor open. - Which one?
- It's fine. - It's fine.
- She's laughing. - She's watching you.
- She's cute.
- Who do you think is cute? Please press the button. - It's on.
- She's watching you. - She's watching you.
- Who is it?
- I'm confused. - She's confused.
- Isn't it her? - It's her!
- It's a tie! - What does it mean?
The one who won the leader battle is Ariko!
Let's ask her why she chose her!
She's gorgeous and pretty. She said she wants to invite you on a date.
Oh no, Ariko, she's invited me on a date!
Let's go!
Please tell Ariko that you chose a man.
I'm sorry.
Ariko won the leader battle and the male entertainer team is in the top four.
Ms. Okubo, you lost twice to a man.
Can you let me rest for a while?
Next, we'll have you choose this man.
Gregory, 27 years old, from New Zealand.
Mr. Sumio, Mr. Sumio, you chose him, didn't you?
It's not "Mr. Sumio".
Let's go!
Are you okay?
Next, we'll have you choose this woman.
I don't have a good impression of her in Australia.
Next, we'll have you choose the male entertainer team.
Let's go!
Can you let me rest for a while?
You can win today.
Can you let me rest for a while?
Let's rest for a while.
She's gorgeous and pretty.
You have a good face.
Each of you has a good face.
Let's start.
Kimegao, Sumio-san, who looks beautiful,
Kabachi-chan,
Tokuto-san,
Tokuto-san, your eyes are wrinkled.
Stretch out your arms.
Let's start.
Monitor, hope.
You can do it, Tokko-san.
She's looking at you.
You're doing good, Kabachi-chan.
Who do you like the most among these three?
Please press the button.
You can do it, Tokko-san.
Tokko, watch out for the line of fire.
It's coming, Tokko-san.
You can do it, Tokko-san.
Good!
Yes!
It's what the judge said!
I was scared!
That's good.
You wanted to relax, right?
You wanted to relax.
That's good.
Let's ask for a reason, Gregory.
Why did you choose a lady in blue?
Just her face is so... her cheeks are nice and red like a baby's.
I'd love to snuggle up to those cheeks.
Her cheeks are like a baby's and red and cute.
I want to hug her.
I'm getting dizzy!
How about the lady in red?
She's being shot!
Her face is just wrong.
Her face is weird!
Gregory, you're good!
Gregory, please tell us that the woman you chose is actually a man.
If it's a man...
then it's a red-shouldered man.
You're a lazy man!
Gregory, please tell us that you're the only woman among the three of you.
I can't believe it! It's better for you to be more feminine!
Sumi-yan, you can do it!
Give me a break!
No matter what happens, the top girls win.
Last time they won, the male entertainers won three times in a row and became the top two.
After all, the female team is still spring.
That's right.
You see this a lot.
Toru-chan is dangerous.
Toru-chan is funny.
Toru-chan is an old woman.
She's too thin.
She has to be as fat as she is to be a female entertainer.
Round seven.
We will have you choose this person.
Come on!
She did it!
Did you see that?
She did it!
She finally did it!
She did it!
Can you do it?
I can do it.
But you are a little young.
Who is it?
The female entertainer team.
Of course!
Here it is.
It's an old woman.
It's a woman.
It's not an old woman!
Let's go.
I've been waiting for this.
The woman team.
If that woman comes out, it's this woman.
It's a woman.
You should smile, Ikko.
Smile.
Show your teeth.
It's too secretive.
That's not right.
Besides...
Show your teeth.
According to the rules,
It's about to happen.
If you hide it a little bit more than this,
It's a violation.
Next up,
The male entertainer team.
This is it.
Please come out.
The male entertainer team has appeared!
Bassani.
Hey!
The male entertainer team!
Wait a minute!
We are cheering for you, Japan's representative of soccer! Aim for the World Cup!
The looks beauty cup has finally arrived!
Don't make that face!
Don't be reckless!
Show me your face!
Don't make that white face!
I won with this!
You three, please make a pretty face!
What about glasses?
Which one do you like?
Turn it off!
Show me your face!
You look like an old man!
What do you mean by an old man with glasses?
What do you mean by "old man"?
You look like a fashionable old man!
I'm not a fashionable old man!
I don't care if you are an old man or not!
I don't care if you are not fashionable!
You have a lot of hair, old man!
I'm not saying you're lucky!
You have a lot of hair, old man!
I'm not saying you're lucky!
What is it?
It's a middle-aged man.
It's not a middle-aged man.
It looks like a middle-aged man is jogging.
Isn't it Takeko?
It's Takeko, isn't it?
It's not Takeko, isn't it?
First of all, Kondo-san.
Cute.
Kind.
First of all...
Cute.
Next, Takeko!
Hide it! Hide it!
I don't need it! I don't need it!
I don't need your nails!
Hide your face for a bit!
Stop it!
Open the monitor!
Isn't it fine? Isn't it fine?
Who do you like the most?
Please press the button!
It's like this!
If you hide it...
Takeko!
Come!
Let's ask for the reason!
Please tell us that you like girls!
The person you chose is actually a man!
Are you looking for her?
Let me cancel her as one!
If you do that, please cancel her!
I see!
Now, the two who were aiming for Africa...
Will lose here!
This is bad!
For what reason did they recruit Takeko?
That's right!
We can't wait for the next Africa!
With Takeko's victory...
The girls team is in second place!
The girls who started in second place...
After that, they lost 5 times in a row!
Booth Japan is no good!
Booth Japan...
It's a coincidence!
Gorilla, pig, kappa...
It's almost the opposite!
What is it?
Andrei, Russia, 30 years old.
He is a Russian and 30 years old.
Here she is, Sumio-san for the third time.
Yes, yes, let's go.
Onechin!
Grandma is here.
Old lady.
Old lady with a paten.
Old lady with a good growth.
Next, male entertainers.
Let's go, Junko.
Junko, Junko.
Junko will go.
Junko will appear.
Let's get out of here.
Junko is good.
Please make a beautiful face for the camera.
Cute.
Relax.
Old lady.
Old lady with a paten.
Junko.
Good.
Junko is good.
Good.
Let's go.
Open the monitor.
Good, Junko.
Who do you like the most out of the three of you?
Please press the button.
Who is it?
I did it!
Male entertainers team has reached their goal.
I did it!
Cute Japan.
The engine is running.
Good, good, good.
Let's hear the reason, Tanaka-san.
Why did you choose a woman?
I like the eyes.
Her eyes are beautiful.
The eyes are straight lines.
Eyes are sexy.
First of all, you have beautiful eyes.
The way you look straight at me is sexy.
I'm happy.
Please tell us that you chose a male entertainer.
There is only one female entertainer in this team.
Do you know who she is?
She seems difficult.
Difficult?
Sumiya!
What's wrong with you?
You have a bad mouth, Sumiya.
With Junko's victory, male entertainers team has reached their goal.
Round 9
Santi Sato san, 26 years old, from Thailand.
I'll start.
Asia.
Yes, Asia too.
She'll put a lot of coriander.
I'm not a stall woman!
Why do you put a lot of coriander?
I value my own taste!
I won't let you fool me.
I won't let you fool me!
I'll start.
I'll put a lot of coriander.
Why do you put a lot of coriander?
You can go to Thailand for sure.
In Thailand, you can put a lot of coriander like this.
Are you used to it?
You know Thailand well, don't you?
That's right.
There are a lot of people who put a lot of coriander like this.
Male entertainers team, will you participate?
Of course!
Can we take a break?
Will you participate?
But it doesn't make sense for me to take a break.
I have to participate!
I want to participate!
I'm full of motivation!
Male entertainers team, will you participate?
Can we take a break?
Let's start.
This is the ninth round.
Please make up your mind.
Kondo-san.
Can we take a break?
Kagami-chan.
Can we take a break?
Next, Takehiko.
Can we take a break?
Let's start.
Open the monitor.
Can we take a break?
It's rare for you to be so excited, Kagami.
It's fine.
Ah!
You look surprised.
Wow!
You look surprised.
It's rare for you.
Good!
Please press the button that you like.
You look good.
Men's and women's entertainment team, can they win and get two consecutive wins?
Can a woman and a woman entertainer wear a mat?
Well, well.
You can do it. Look at it.
Look at it. Look at it.
You can do it, Kano-chan.
She's at a loss. She's at a loss.
It doesn't move.
The racket doesn't move.
It doesn't move.
You did it! You did it!
Of course.
Please tell us that the person you chose is actually a woman.
Really?
It was worth it.
Thank you.
I'll go back to being an entertainer.
The two people you didn't choose are actually men.
They're not men.
One of them is a man and one of them is a woman.
Which one? Which one?
I don't know which one!
They're not all men!
What kind of translation is that?!
In the next ten rounds...
You can do it!
The woman, Okubo-san, won for the first time.
She lost twice in a row for the men's team.
It's the first time I've lost twice in a row like this!
Next time, it'll be because of your neck!
Just choose one!
The person who will choose is...
J!
30 years old!
Female actors team is of course...
Yes, it's me!
Now that it's come to this, what will the older team do?
Isn't it better for you, Naoru-chan?
Can I say this?
Can you put in a little more tissue?
Can I use up to two tissues?
It's different if you put in a little more, right?
Up to two!
Can they use up all of their tissues?
Hey, Taoru-chan!
Taoru-chan!
You've changed!
Let's go!
Look at the camera and make a pretty face!
You've changed!
Next, Taoru-chan!
You've changed!
Next, Takeko!
He's back!
I like that expression, but...
Let's go!
Open the monitor!
Taoru-chan, you can do it!
If Takeko wins, the male entertainer team will win!
Let's go!
Who likes good looks?
Taoru-chan, you can do it!
Will the male entertainer team win?
Or will they lose?
Who is it?
What is it?
It's me!
What do you mean?
Let's ask her why, Tanaka-san!
Why did you choose a lady in blue?
I like fat girls and I like fat lips.
I think she's the only one like she can go to my house.
What do you think about the lady in red?
She's not my type.
To be honest with you, what's the difference?
Glasses, short cut, clothes, everything is the same.
So, Tanaka-san, please tell us that the woman you chose is actually male.
The woman you chose is actually a man.
Oh, no!
But, the lady in red is actually a lady.
Takeko has finally won and won twice in a row in the male entertainer team!
I'm confident that I'm beautiful and I like it!
But, everyone, from my point of view, you don't have enough confidence.
But, you're winning because you're confident.
You're beautiful because you're confident.
That's what you're saying.
You're winning, so you can't say anything.
You're actually winning.