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[Who will be No. 1?]
I'm sure she'll cheat on me.
[Who will be No. 1?]
The ranking given by male entertainers
is based on the number of girls who are No. 1 in the city.
[Who will be No. 1 in the city?]
The members are...
Tsubasa Matsubara from the model world,
Nana Suzuki,
Saeka Isoyama from the grad world,
Ryu Kejiman,
Kie Harumi,
[Who will be No. 1 in the city?]
Natural talent Satomi Shigebori,
[Who will be No. 1 in the city?]
From two major idol groups,
Kei Yasuda and Mai Oshima.
[Who will be No. 1 in the city?]
And a new idol group,
Erika Kikuchiyami and Erica Yazama.
[Who will be No. 1 in the city?]
I'm not good at dancing.
A battle of women and men.
[Who will be No. 1 in the city?]
It's been a while, but I'm here again.
[Who will be No. 1 in the city?]
Pride is being cut up.
You're always wrong.
[Who will be No. 1 in the city?]
It's not a kiss.
[Who will be No. 1 in the city?]
"Uno Core Chuuu".
Women's self-censorship.
This is the first time for Hara-chan to be here.
Nice to meet you.
You're calling me "Hara-chan"?
There are many names for you.
I'm called "director".
[Director Hara]
That's cool.
That's the worst.
I don't want to do it.
I'm so nervous right now.
I don't know what to do.
Why?
It's a battle of women, right?
It's a battle of women, but if you look around, it's okay.
If you look at the men, it's okay.
It's a battle of women.
It's not strong at all.
Kejima.
Last time, you got punched in the face.
That's right.
Today, I'll do it calmly.
I won't fall in love.
Really.
Even the staff told me suddenly.
You're falling in love too much.
That's right.
Hayaku mo desu ne.
That's crazy.
It's digital.
De, de, de, de.
That's not it!
Why?
I'm worried about something.
Can you check it for me?
Is the auction site okay?
It's okay.
It's okay, right?
It's okay for you two.
Let's check it out.
Who is today's first rafting guest?
Here he is!
I see.
Today's guest is Unjash Atabe!
Nice to meet you.
Mr. Atabe.
Nice to meet you.
You know me, don't you?
I know you.
Nice to meet you.
I'll choose you, Mr. Atabe.
You've seen me, haven't you?
People who watch TV only think you're an informant.
You're really erotic, aren't you?
Don't say that.
You're watching us from a great perspective.
I'm sorry.
Out of these ten girls,
who do you want to date?
Who do you want to rank with?
I see.
Do you want to kiss or something like that?
That's what dating is about.
Kiss or something like that...
You look like you don't know what you're talking about.
I can't do this show if I were you.
If you say that,
I'll watch you.
I'll watch you from now on.
I'll watch you.
Mr. Dosukebe will move to another room
and let him think about his ranking.
This time again, for the woman who got her ranking right,
Ryo-kun will give her 20,000 yen as a present.
But, this is the first time in 2013.
It's 30,000 yen now.
Me too?
Everyone, you're all wrong!
You're all wrong! Get out of here!
Get out of here!
Now, I'd like you to answer seriously.
Dora-chan, where are you going?
Dora-chan...
Dora-chan, where are you going?
You can't say it like that.
But, I think Watabe-san likes a serious feeling.
Oh...
Fourth place!
Fourth place.
Isn't it a good line?
Yasuha-san...
Yes?
You were in good shape last time, weren't you?
That's right. I got third place.
You got third place, didn't you?
Then, today I'll get about third place, too.
Nice. Yasuha-san got third place.
Yes.
Nice. Adventure.
Adventure?!
What does "adventure" mean?
Nice. Third place.
Next, Suzuki-nana said that she doesn't see herself as a woman.
Wow... I'm in trouble.
What should I do?
Wow...
Next, Mori.
This time, Watabe-san didn't say anything.
And, you know...
I'm not good at talking, either.
What did you say?
You're not good at talking about Watabe-kun?
I'm not good at it, either.
You're not good at it?
Yes, I'm not good at it.
I see.
I think you're not good at it, either.
So you're not confident?
Yes, because I got sixth place.
I see. Sixth place.
Next, Hara-chan.
What should I do?
I'm sure you'll like it.
Really?
I'm sure you'll like it.
Everyone acknowledges you.
It's your first time, right?
It's my first time.
Isn't it good?
Isn't it good for you to come here?
I think you'll like it.
Then, can I go first?
Sure.
If you win first place, you'll be really cool.
I can do it.
If you sit down, you can't move anymore.
I'm confident I can sit down.
It's your first time, right?
More than that, why aren't you showing your chest today?
What are you trying to do?
That's harsh!
Haven't you forgotten your job?
That's right!
Yasuda-san is showing his chest that much.
It's Yasuda-san.
Is it me?
It's Yasuda-san.
What about you, Masuoka-san?
First place, first place...
It's twice in a row.
But if Yasuda-san sits in third place...
It's easier for you to sit in third place, right?
I want to sit in third place.
Suddenly, right?
So, Masuoka is in third place.
New idol groups Kikuchi and Yazawa are all in fourth place.
But if it's like this...
If it's like this...
Oshima-san, you've decided.
I've decided.
As soon as Satchan sits in sixth place, I don't think I can win.
She said it!
So...
Sixth place?
Yes.
Okay.
So...
While we're waiting for Watabe-kun's turn...
Me?!
Next.
As you can see, their rankings are as follows.
The first place goes to Hara-chan, the leader of the band.
After that, Watabe, who took a lot of time to complete the ranking, finished third place.
- It's been a long time. - It took about 40 minutes.
- It wasn't enough. It wasn't enough at all. - It wasn't enough?
It's still not enough.
The rankings don't match up.
- It doesn't match up at all. - It doesn't match up at all.
Don't exaggerate, Beisuke!
I thought about it seriously.
- Was it Beisuke's message? - I'm very interested in that ranking.
I thought about it so seriously.
Now, I'd like to announce it.
Ancha and Watabe's "I want to go out with you" ranking.
Just like Hara-chan's prediction, everyone wants the first place.
The winner is...
- Hara Mikiye-san. - Hara-chan!
First place winner!
Director!
It's the first time!
It's the first time I won first place!
Really? Yay!
Since I won first place, the prize money is 50,000 yen!
Wait, wait, wait!
Suddenly 50,000 yen!
For you!
This is it!
This is what I wanted to see!
When you heard about it, where did you get this from?
The reason is...
First of all, we've done it many times before...
The kanji is really good, right?
The kanji when you're talking is also good...
And this time, in general...
We're going to meet a lot of girls who can talk a lot...
I see.
Especially girls who like alcohol.
A girl who can talk for a long time while drinking alcohol...
When I saw it like that...
Migey-chan, I think you're not only going to listen to amazing stories...
But you're also going to catch up with them.
Ah, I see!
I kissed her.
What do you mean you kissed her?
You kissed her in your head, right?
I kissed and kissed...
Well, I did...
No!
If you kiss, you kiss!
If you compare it to delicious food, what is it?
Shut up!
Stop it!
You don't even come to cook anymore!
Isn't that your second question?
Is it your second question?
Stop it!
You're the only one who said it's a young question...
Stop it, really...
Next...
There wasn't a woman we predicted...
But we definitely want you to call her...
The second one!
Following Harami-kun...
The one we chose is...
Osumamae-san!
She came out!
No way!
You're lying!
You're lying! You look so happy!
Really?
You're laughing!
You look like you're laughing a lot!
You made me laugh a lot!
I'm happy!
You're making me mad!
Do you like it? Do you like this "kama to to" feeling?
Mai-chan seems like she understands all the bad and bad things about men.
That's why she seems like she has a wide range of tolerance for men.
I see!
She's cool, isn't she?
She's cool!
I'm sure she doesn't look at her cell phone.
She understands all the good and bad things about men.
She doesn't do anything that men don't like about men.
I'm happy!
Don't you think Watabe-san's reason is annoying?
Why? Why?
Why do you not like it?
Why?
You're a basic person, but you don't like it!
You're not talking to me!
You have a basic person's point of view!
Do you have a basic person's point of view?
You're waiting for a basic person's point of view, aren't you?
That's right!
A basic person's point of view is...
You're like a basic person I respect!
Really!
If you put it like that...
After everything is over...
Men don't like it when they're sticky, do they?
She seems like she understands that part of men's hearts.
Next...
Masaoka-san...
Ias-san...
If you don't say your names now...
You will be rejected.
Let's go!
The third person is still happy.
The one who was called here is...
Masayuki Isoya.
You are doing great!
No way!
You are doing great, aren't you?
You are doing great!
I'm glad!
The reason is...
We have been together for a long time and we have common hobbies.
You like baseball, don't you?
I love baseball, too.
When I go to see a baseball game, her presence has been a nuisance for me.
So, Isoyama-san, would you like to go to a baseball game with me?
Before you like baseball, you like boobs, don't you?
What are you talking about?
Aren't you talking too much?
What are you talking about?
Let's talk about boobs later!
I want to touch your boobs!
You want to touch Isoyama-san's big boobs, don't you?
I want to touch all of your boobs!
No way!
I want to touch all of your boobs!
But I like baseball, so we can watch it together.
That's good.
As I get older and older,
I can finally understand the charm of physical women.
It's coming! It's coming!
Let's do it! Let's do it!
It would be better if you had a complex about it,
but you feel embarrassed about being chubby, don't you?
I like it.
It's coming! It's coming!
As I get older and older,
I can finally understand the charm of physical women.
But you feel embarrassed about being chubby, don't you?
You have a complex about it, don't you?
But...
Can you stop being so skeptical?
I know.
But you don't dare to touch them, do you?
I don't dare.
You don't touch them at first.
But you care about it, don't you?
I know what you mean.
You feel embarrassed about it, don't you?
You want to love it by pointing it out.
It's coming, isn't it?
You two have decided to be chubby.
I don't like it.
Next, Yazawa and Tachi.
If you don't say their names, you can't be chubby.
Let's do it.
Please!
If you don't say their names,
you can't be chubby.
If you don't say their names, you can't be chubby.
It was delicious, wasn't it?
You got 30,000 yen.
I'm happy. Thank you.
It was delicious.
Are you in the top place?
I'm happy.
Why?
If you had asked me why, I would have let you in.
We are all here.
And you have round pants.
No.
Hide it.
What color pants are you wearing?
What color are you wearing?
I'm easy to be influenced by women.
My fashion style changes for her.
But I'm all about Azuki.
If you were me, you would be young and cool.
You would be young and cool.
I'm waiting for you.
Let's go to date time.
If you go out with her, she will take you to all the places.
She will take you to all the places.
She will make you do everything.
But if you do that, you will have a reversal phenomenon.
You will be attracted to her.
What kind of kiss will you do?
You will kiss Masaoka.
What?
When you kiss Masaoka on your way home, he will say "stop it".
He will say "stop it. You are stupid. Why do you kiss us outside?"
So, you ask him to go to bed, and he is in his room sleeping.
You ask him to go to bed, and he is in his room sleeping.
He sometimes says "Hey" to you.
Hey, what do you want?
"Hey," "what do you want?"
Sorry for what I said earlier.
He is cute.
That will take you 40 minutes!
That's not enough!
It's almost delusional time!
That's what dating is about, right?
You were right about everything.
That's amazing!
I thought you'd be right.
Amazing...
Meanwhile, Yasu-san is getting more and more jealous.
Looking at this flow, I think I made a mistake.
You always make mistakes.
That's right, but when I come here, I just want to sit down.
3rd place is a lot!
Tsuzuki-san!
If you don't say my next name, I'll definitely be jealous.
I understand. I'm confident.
But I'm not sure if I can do it.
Which one are you confident about?
But I want to be confident.
You want to be confident?
I want to be confident, so it's okay.
Please!
I can't focus.
The 5th place of the top group last in the monthly ranking of Anja Shiwatabe!
The one who slipped into this frame is...
Shigemori-san!
Shigemori-san, you're so close!
It was hard for me!
Right? It can't be helped.
It was close.
Tsubuki-san, you're out.
I'm shocked that I lost to Shigemori-chan.
Shigemori-san, what's the reason?
She doesn't doubt anything and seems like she'll listen to everything a guy says.
Basically, if you've decided something, she'll say "it's fine".
At first, she seems like she'll just hand it over to you.
And she's really nice.
On the other hand, as someone who likes conversation, I thought she might not like it.
That's why she's in 5th place right now.
I want it!
You only talk about bass stuff!
She'll be a bassist for all of her songs!
Right?
But you know what I mean, right?
It's the same as a bassist.
So she really doesn't doubt anything and listens to everything you say.
Oh, that's dangerous!
It's not like you want to do it or anything like that.
It's like you're going to do it for me.
You're talking too much, but you're pretty basic.
You're making fun of me.
No, no, I didn't mean it like that.
But Shigemori doesn't like you that much.
Isn't it embarrassing?
I'm sure you feel that way.
It's Yazawa-san.
Yazawa-san!
Kikuchi-san!
But I'm glad you're still here.
Right? You're still here.
Worst Three!
Who are the remaining members?
Right, Shigemori?
Out of them, it's surprisingly Teji.
Teji?
Yes.
Teji, Teji.
Oh, it's surprisingly...
I'm sorry.
It's surprisingly Teji who's called next?
Yes.
How old are you?
I'm 24 years old.
And you?
I'm 30 years old.
That's right.
She suddenly called you "Teji."
It's the first time she's called you "Teji."
I'm nervous.
Is it okay?
I don't know who these three are.
Why?
Each of them has their own weaknesses.
No, no, no.
I'm sorry.
There are three members left.
"I Want to Be With You" ranking 8th!
Who will be able to get out of the Worst One conflict?
It's Suzuki-san.
You say "conversation" and...
Well, well, well, well...
You look good!
I'm San Onobore.
That's right.
You know...
I'm 8th, but it's too real.
Isn't it really real?
It's super real.
Conversation is too modern.
It's new generation.
You're about to say something like this, aren't you, Danbo?
If you say it now, it's super real, isn't it?
You can only say real things.
Well, anyway...
The rest of us...
I'm Onobore.
This is not good.
Really.
What do you mean you're Onobore?
Why?
Besides, you're 3rd.
You're 3rd place.
No, I've never been in 10th place.
Really?
That's right.
Really? You're not in 10th place?
Not even once.
You're holding it in, aren't you?
What?
I'm not holding it in at all.
She's holding it in.
Shigemori-san.
Which do you think is in 10th place?
This is very difficult.
Right?
But I'd like you to protect it, Yasu-san.
That kiwi brand.
Kiwi brand?
I don't want that brand!
Are you from a kiwi brand?
Don't give me that brand name.
Let's go.
This program is brought to you by...
UNI-RIBA and...
...the sponsors of this program.
Who would you like to go out with...
...among the girls you've chosen?
In 9th place...
Yasuda Keiko...
Teshimon Yuuko...
Which of them didn't go out with you?
It's Yasuda-san.
Yay!
She did it!
Kiwi brand!
She did it!
Ms. Kiwi!
Amazing!
Thank you very much!
Kiwi rate is high!
I thought I had to protect it somehow.
That's right.
You risked it.
Yes, I did.
You have a strong pride.
However, 6 Unubore!
The distance you just walked is your Unubore.
As a Unubore, I was pretty Unubore, but I'm pretty happy.
Kiwi, Yassan, Naze.
I'm a very good age now.
So I thought I wouldn't be able to get married as soon as I fell in love.
Because you're 32 years old.
It's my own image, but I feel like I'm going to bring my luggage to my room right away.
Or put my shampoo in my room.
I know!
Or put my shampoo in my room.
I know!
It's like, "Did you come to my house for the first time?"
Did you bring it?
When did you bring a curly hair dryer?
Why did you bring a curly hair dryer?
But I think it's very good for talking.
Isn't it pretty low for that?
That's right!
Even though you say you can have fun talking, there must be something negative about it.
No, I think you're a very nice person.
However, my girlfriend is Yasuda Kei, right?
Isn't this a joke?
No, no, no!
Listen to me! Listen to me!
This brand power...
Yasuda Kei brand is too strong.
If I bring a laughingstock, my girlfriend will say, "Oh, oh, oh!"
Oh, oh, oh!
I'm sure you'll laugh a little.
Please don't give me that image!
But you're not in the 10th place, are you?
Yes, I am.
You're not in the 10th place.
That's good. Thank you very much.
Well, Mr. Teji, you're in the 10th place.
Why me?
You're not popular, Mr. Teji.
Why are you in the 10th place?
I have an impure image.
I've been thinking about a lot of things in real life.
If I were in the 1st place, it means that there is a man's mistake.
For example, it ended too soon during work.
That's a little specific.
Or I didn't stand up straight.
And sometimes I said very kind words.
For example, even if it ends early, I feel like I'm going to say "thank you" on the contrary, but Tenshima- san is like, "What? It's super fast, isn't it?"
What's wrong with you? I haven't said anything like that!
It's been a long time, but what is this?
I don't like it!
I feel like you're going to say something serious.
I won't say it! I won't say anything!
That's right, that's right.
I won't say it!
You will say it!
I won't say it!
What's wrong with you?
I won't say it!
The person who will be ranked is...
Ah, here it is!
It's here!
The second guest, Zakiyama-san!
It's not me!
It's not me! It's not me!
It's this! It's this!
I don't like it! I don't like it!
Was this your reaction?
No, it's not like that!
What are you doing?!
You're going to choose from now on!
I'm sorry!
It's sudden, but...
Who do you want to go out with among these ten women?
I'd like you to rank them from first to tenth place.
Ah, I see!
It's like a dream project.
The one who chooses...
President, are you kind to everyone in law?
Law? Who's in law?!
Wait a minute!
It's not like that.
If you say it's not like that, I can't deny it!
No, no, no!
It doesn't matter if it's law, does it?!
And so, Zakiyama was moved.
He was asked to seriously think about his ranking in a separate room.
What do you like about him?
I don't know.
I knew it right away.
Is it possible?
No, it's impossible.
I'm not into him at all.
It's hard not to like him.
It's not like I don't like him, it's like I'm not interested in him.
Who do you like?
Me?
I like Hamada-san.
Really?
Don't think I'll shut up if you say that!
I'm really into Hamada-san, so I like him.
She expects herself to be 8th or lower.
What will you do, Hara-chan?
I said I like him earlier, so I want to be in the top again.
You want to go again?!
I don't know. I don't like him at all.
If you don't have confidence, you can't say that!
I'm really embarrassed.
It'd be amazing if you were right.
I'm not embarrassed right now.
Then let's make you in the first place.
You're already sitting there?!
Why are you so embarrassed?!
I see.
This is good.
When I was doing "Love Magedon", you were there, right?
Yes, I was.
I think it was Mai-mai in the beginning.
I think Mai-mai and Rima-san were fighting all the time.
That happened, too.
I wasn't there at all.
You weren't there.
Isoyama expects herself to be 7th.
She was 8th earlier, but this time she expects herself to be 5th.
Mito-kun.
Mito-kun, don't you have any muscle man?
For me, I think Mr. Takeyama-san is very kind.
He's very kind.
It might be a good feeling for me.
4th?
4th.
I might be able to go up to 4th.
Masaoka.
She always looks at me with love like I'm a child.
As a woman, you don't look at me like that.
But I like Mr. Takeyama-san, so I want to go up.
And then?
I want to go up to 4th.
Earlier you were in 4th place, right?
Earlier I was in 4th place!
Next, Shigemori predicts herself to be in 6th place.
Man, I'm worried!
I'm happy, though.
It's like I've been confessed to by everyone.
Oshima.
What should I do?
It's mostly fine.
I have memories of when I was in "Love Buget,"
but if I'm in the image of a junior high school student, I think I'll go down.
Ah, I see. You're in the image of a junior high school student's woman, right?
It's like you're in the image of a junior high school student's woman, right?
That's right, that's right.
"Already a junior high school student's girlfriend?" says Oshima in 4th place.
"Ms. Cuey" and "Yasuda" who don't want to be called anymore are in 5th place.
Now, then, Zakiyama-san's...
Eh, wait, wait!
I'm in!
Ah, you're in.
No!
What about you, Teji?
But, about three days ago, I got to be with you, Zakiyama-san.
At that time, I happened to ask you whether you like me or not.
Yes, and you said you like me.
Oh, I see, I see.
Then, then...
You've been chosen, right?
So, I'll be in 2nd place.
Because I've only just been chosen.
That's right.
And so, as you can see from each of their junior high school predictions,
will "Hara-chan" become the first place in a row?
And, with the ranking completed, Zakiyama returns to the studio.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
It's decided!
So, that's how it's decided, right?
Yes, that's how it's decided.
I see.
Zakiyama-san said he'd give you that rank.
Hara-chan
I'm so happy about this!
Will you be in 1st place twice in a row?
If you're called by your name in 1st place, you'll get 50,000 yen again.
Is it okay?
You'll get 100,000 yen.
I can't believe it!
If you're not called by your name, you'll be in 1st place.
I see.
Let's go.
Among the girls Zakiyama-san has chosen realistically, who would you like to go out with?
In 1st place...
Zakiyama-san!
Hara-chan, will you win 100,000 yen in total?
In 1st and 2nd place...
Tsubasa-chan!
She's strong!
She's really strong!
She's reliable.
She's strong in terms of motherhood.
She produces a lot of things.
She has a producer's point of view.
And of course, I love producers.
That's how producers are like.
So, I think she'll go well with a producer's point of view of how to create something.
In general...
She's cute!
When I hear Yamazaki's type of person...
It makes me feel embarrassed.
I've never said something like this before.
I never thought you'd like me.
You're looking down on me!
Why did you choose me?
Are you okay?
Why am I like this?
Hara...
Unfortunately...
I wanted to end it in a good mood!
I'm really embarrassed to be here right now.
That's right.
"How did you end up in 1st place?" Everyone saw it at once, right?
Really!
Unubore.
Next...
Tejima...
If you don't say my name, I'll say "unubore".
Will Tejima become a "unubore" woman?
Zakkiyama's Unubore Ranking 2nd!
The one who was called here is...
Shigemori-chan!
Shigemori!
Genius!
I'm happy!
She's small and graceful!
No, no, no, no.
Yes, yes, yes.
That's right.
I'm happy.
I won.
Digimon-san, you were chosen.
I'm happy.
I'm not a child.
You are a big fat guy.
Don't say that.
I only get that image in this show.
But you said you like me, right?
You confessed your love to me, right?
Confessed?
Why?
You confessed your love to me, right?
What do you mean?
You said you like me, right?
You confessed your love to me, right?
Oh, I said that.
But you said you like me, right?
I can only say I like you.
You can't say you like me, right?
That 'like' is already a confession.
Am I wrong?
No, no, no.
I don't know where and what I'm supposed to say.
No, no, no.
Shigemori's reason is...
It's already a confession.
Either way, I want to protect you.
I like you.
Get used to me.
I only have 8 people left.
Get used to me.
You like me, right?
Even for Zakiyama, he still wants to be chosen.
The third place in the ranking of wanting to date.
The one who will continue from here...
It's Haramiki-chan!
It's in the top 3.
I'm glad it's not yet!
It's only second place, so it's not bad at all!
Here you go.
But if you look at it like this...
It's transparent.
You like cleanliness, don't you?
That's right.
You really look like a virgin.
No, I'm not a virgin!
Is it that strong?
I'm not a virgin!
Really?
You're 36 years old and you're a virgin!
That's crazy!
Of course you're not a virgin!
Haramiki-chan, you're in third place.
Let's continue.
Yes.
Oshima Yazawa.
If you're not called by your name, you'll definitely be naked.
Let's go.
In fourth place...
"I want to date Zakiyama" ranking.
The one chosen in fourth place is...
Oshima Mai-chan!
She did it!
She won exactly 30,000 yen!
Congratulations!
She has already lost 80,000 yen.
80,000 yen is a little big.
80,000 yen!
Why 4th place?
No, I really wanted to be in 10th place.
Because it's love macketon.
But now I'm a junior's girlfriend.
It's like a senior's girlfriend atmosphere.
But you were still attracted to her.
She's like a witch's woman.
But you predicted all of that, didn't you?
Yes!
But it's a coincidence.
Coincidence?
That's a lot of data.
Coincidence!
I imagined the night.
This time?
Everyone is doing that.
Oh, is that so?
Among them, Masaoka-san is...
That's right!
It's perfect, isn't it?
Where is it?
Well...
It's a hotel, isn't it?
Isn't it a house?
Are you going to kiss her?
Of course I'm going to kiss her!
Where?
I won't do it right away.
It's when you're watching something on TV, isn't it?
In the hotel?
In the hotel...
Hmm?
It's like a kiss.
No way!
That's not how you kiss!
That's not how you kiss.
You don't want it to be too tight.
Can you face that camera?
That's why you're facing sideways.
You're facing sideways.
Everyone, think of her as your girlfriend and watch it.
Watch it on TV.
Hmm?
Don't kiss me!
After this, the worst group will be announced.
"Zakiyama"s "Tsukiya" is ranked 5th in the "top group last".
Suzuki, Yasan.
If you don't say my name, you'll be kicked out.
Yes.
Let's go.
The one who slipped into the "top group" is...
Suzuki Nana-chan!
You said it!
Thank you!
You got 30,000 yen!
Thank you!
"Zakiyama"-san! "Zakiyama"-san!
I don't know about this.
You already have 110,000 yen!
I can't believe it!
I'm happy!
You made me say it!
That's amazing!
But you didn't have much confidence, did you?
That's right. Actually, I wanted to be ranked 8th.
Oh, my!
I'm not usually seen as a woman by comedians.
I see.
So I wanted to be ranked 8th.
Yes.
But I was ranked 5th.
Yes.
I'm really happy.
Thank you.
I'm happy.
Thank you.
I'm usually happy, but I'll do my best.
That's right.
Yes.
Now, next...
Kejima-san, stand up!
Oh, my!
Yazawa-san, 2nd!
Yasu-san, 1st!
Oh, my!
"Zakiyama" has been ranked 8th.
From now on, it's "top group"!
The 6th place is...
Sayaka Isoyama!
Oh, my!
"Isochi"!
30,000 yen!
I wanted it so much.
I saw a different one just now.
It's a shame, isn't it?
It's a shame.
Yes.
There may be too much of Ronha's part, but...
She has too much of a mother's feeling.
No, but that kind of media is scary, isn't it?
Yes.
It's not a mother's feeling, is it?
That's right.
Mr. Sazae or Doraemon...
Oh, it's one of us!
No, but because you're watching that kind of thing, you only look like that kind of mother.
I see.
I wonder if you gave birth to me.
Come to think of it, I wonder if you gave birth to me.
The mother's feeling is too strong.
Oh, on the contrary, it's too strong, isn't it?
Yes.
It's good. Everyone's "mother" is good.
No, no, I want you to develop the Japanese "mother".
Yes.
But if you make me your "mother", it's a game name.
That's it!
It's "mother" already!
"Mother"!
Yes!
Right now...
Teji has a total of eight "mother's feelings".
Eight "mother's feelings"?!
Yasuda-san also has a total of eight "mother's feelings".
Eight "mother's feelings"?!
Eight "mother's feelings" in total!
Will there be two of them?
No, no, no!
Hurry up and call me!
I'm also looking forward to it!
Near Jibara Mountain...
Zakiyama's ranking is seventh!
The one who didn't make it into the first three is...
Yasuda Kei-chan!
Yay!
Thank you!
Mountain safe!
No mountain!
Yes.
That's great!
You're seventh!
You're way up there!
It's not like that!
She's always like that!
It's not like that!
It's a two-round cup!
Yes! Thank you!
We've been talking about this for a while now, but we don't need a two-round cup!
Thank you, Yasuda Kei!
Why?
I don't know if this is too old-fashioned, but...
I don't think it's a good idea to choose Kei-chan.
It's fine! Please choose me!
No, it's not like that!
Why? Why?
If you choose me, you have to say something, right?
Yes, you have to say something clearly.
You should say something good about Yasuda Kei!
Well, she's kind, right?
If you say she's kind, she'll be in the top three.
She has a kind personality.
She has a good personality and she's modest.
Modest!
That means she won't change from the top three.
She won't change at all!
Huh?
No, she won't be in the top three.
In terms of ranking...
Why? Why?
Why?
I don't like it! I don't like it at all!
It's hard for Yasuda to choose her.
If you say that, people will think it's embarrassing for you to date her.
No, no, no!
Morning Musume's Yasuda Kei!
No, no, no!
That's right!
Can you really not say that?
But she's in the seventh place!
She'll be in the bottom three!
Well, Tejima-san...
Right now, you're in sixth place.
In total, you're in ninth place.
If you don't say your next name...
It's "mountain."
That's right!
Umebore Mountain.
No!
"Jibara Mountain," please.
I don't like it!
Did you confess your love to me?
She confessed her love to me?
I can't say anything!
You can't talk, right?
I can't talk!
It's really scary!
Next!
If you don't say your name, you'll win "umebore."
Yes, it's okay!
Now, you can put it under your eyes.
Yes.
In eighth place...
"Jibara Mountain," right?
You can get it for 30,000 yen!
Kikuchi Abi-chan!
Did you hear that?
Ryo-san said it three times!
Ryo-san, you earned 140,000 yen in total today!
140,000 yen?! No way!
140,000 yen?!
No...no way!
Wow!
Now, Teji-san.
Mountain, confirmed.
It came out twice in a row.
Didn't you put out Mountain before?
Last time it was Mountain.
Wow, you put out Mountain a lot!
If you want Teji Mountain...
Please stop it! Thank you!
No more?
No more.
Teji Mountain!
Kikuchi's reason...
Is it true you're not into it?
Well, you're right.
I'm not into it!
It's true! It's true!
I'm not into it!
It's hard for you to not get into it.
It has an aggressive smell.
It's noisy, isn't it?
Oh, yes, yes, yes.
It's noisy, noisy, noisy and it comes out in front of you...
It's like you're wearing it yourself.
I feel something like it, so I'm not into it.
You're not into it.
Who are you into?
Hamada-san.
Really?
I'm into Bakon.
Bakon!
Next...
Which one is it?
This is a little...
Teji or Mountain?
No, no, no, definitely not!
Mountain-chan definitely doesn't have it!
Number 9 is...
Who was able to avoid the humiliation of reunion?
Next week, from 7pm to 3 hours, special!
Face and talk, all Thai!
First, 171 beautiful models choose a gay club with whom they want to date!
Maybe you like it.
Those popular models of "dream magazine" answer realistically!
I'm happy!
Will they be honored? Or will they be humiliated?
Why are you making fun of me?
In addition, Ani-sensei's heart-to-heart talk is also a special version!
He cheers up the talents!
Do your best, you idiot!
Former AKB and former idols!
Idols who don't have a job face serious problems!
If you try it...
I'm sorry!
You're being cheeky.
Even young people can seriously worry!
Let's go.
Out of the ones Zakiyama-san chose realistically, which one do you want to date?
9th place is...
2nd place is Tejima?
4th place is Yazawa?
The one who can't meet again is...
Tejima Yuu-chan!
I did it! I don't know what's going on anymore!
- Tejima-san... - I did it!
- Please walk as much as you can. - Oh, I see.
It's been a long time, hasn't it?
- Walk as much as you can... - It's quiet...
It's a difficult decision, isn't it?
Why did you get excited?
Well, it's because of the volume, isn't it?
Every time we meet, we're like, "Was it this big?"
The other day, when I met Shinnosuke Abe...
- No, I mean, baseball players are like... - Stop it!
- No, no, it's like... - Stop it!
There's a pressure like that...
And you get swallowed up by it.
So, you know...
It's not sexy...
But it's a little too much.
I wonder why...
Tejima is such a sexy person...
But no one accepts that sexiness...
I thought no one would accept it...
So I just released my photo album...
But it didn't sell at all.
That's not true!
- That's not true! - That's not true!
- It's worse if you release it. - That's right!
- So, are you wearing a uniform? - You're not wearing it, are you?!
Congratulations!
- Yazawa is 10th place. - I can't believe it at all...
I thought you'd put it up higher...
Doesn't it look pretty good?
I wonder why...
- I wonder why... - It looks good, doesn't it?
- It looks good, doesn't it?
Look, everyone is modest!
I'm not saying "Isn't it cute?"
But, you know, I'm...
But you're the one who's cosplaying as a pig today...
- That's not true! - That's not true!
- I'm not cosplaying as a pig! - That's not true!
- I'm not cosplaying as a pig! - From the middle of the day!
No, I'm not cosplaying as a pig... It's cute!
- No, it's cute! - No, it's cute!
- Pants!
- What is with that disgusting thing?! - Stop it!
- Stop it!
- Why? I'm... - Stop it!
- Stop it!
It's better if you don't say it.
10th place, "Why?"
- He's wearing school uniforms, right? - That's right.
It's like he's looking at himself in the past.
When you look at yourself in the past, you can only see yourself in the past.
You can only see yourself in the past.
You have a lot of little sisters.
You can't get rid of that pain.
Isoyama is your mother and Yazawa is your little sister, right?
I want to see your family picture.
That's right. Call Barbie.
Call Shigeki Maruyama.