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[Junior and Oshima are finally in love.]
It's a love story.
[Junior and Oshima are finally in love.]
I heard that the world is full of lies.
[New year has begun and Arioshi is no longer alone.]
I'm not gonna let you do whatever you like!
[And this year, Zakkiama is back.]
[The best of best players play against each other.]
[It's been about 5 years since Junior and Oshima played against each other.]
It's been about 5 years.
That's right.
It's hot.
It's hot in Akiyama.
What does "hot" mean?
It means that I'm happy.
You've grown up.
Yes, I have.
[Junior and Oshima will play against each other.]
I like Oshima's ranking more than anyone else's.
[Junior and Oshima like Oshima's ranking more than anyone else's.]
Do you care about each other?
No, but he's been nice to me as usual.
As usual?
He's never in a good mood.
He's never said hello to me.
The first hidden topic of this year is...
If you were to make a lover of 100 foreign women, who would you choose?
The winner of the lottery will be decided by Robert Akiyama.
The 10th place of Akiyama is...
4th place.
4th place?
Akiyama, who thinks of himself as 4th place in the top group...
Now, let's continue with this person.
And in the top 3, there's Zakiyama.
Zakiyama-san is in 3rd place.
When I host a show in Nagoya, a lot of foreign guests come.
But all of the people in Colombia are Yamazaki-san.
Yamazaki-san is amazing.
She's a girl, right?
She's always Yamazaki-san.
She's from South America.
Colombia is beautiful.
She has good energy and her chin is colorful.
That's right.
She's gorgeous.
She's colorful.
When people praise Yamazaki-kun's chin, I feel like it's my chin.
Is it okay?
Hey, genius!
He's finally starting to move on his own.
Is it okay?
It's okay.
I don't have to lick it?
You don't have to lick it.
You're not trying to go somewhere you're not in the picture, are you?
Genius!
It's okay, it's okay.
He's angry about his private life.
Let's continue with Akiyama's top 2.
Hey!
That glory...
Be careful! It's dangerous!
What's dangerous?
In Japan, I think it's definitely lower.
When you're not in Japan and you're a foreign woman, do you get teased like that?
If you don't know...
On the contrary, there are moments when you look like a normal young man.
I see.
It's weird, isn't it?
His hairstyle is weird.
What is he saying?
It's like "Taketori Monogatari".
It's true.
Did you change your hairstyle?
Why?
I went to Colombia for a shoot.
Did you go to Colombia?
I went to Colombia.
I went to the hospital room and asked for a man to do it for me.
Then he did it for me.
I don't think I'm popular.
Foreigners have strong maternal instincts, don't they?
I don't think so.
I don't think Japanese people have a lot of maternal instincts.
Do you have it?
No, I don't think so.
You said it first.
Why?
You've been crazy since 2013.
You said you wouldn't change.
To be honest, when I saw these guys, I thought it was over.
Is it over?
There's no one like Tanaka and Takagi.
There's no one like that.
I thought it was over because no one was fighting, but when I saw the title, I thought there was a possibility.
That's the result.
That's Akiyama's result.
If you were to make a foreign woman your girlfriend, who would be Akiyama's top one?
Goto!
Goto?
No way!
This is surprising even for me!
Top one?
Think about it!
It's not top one!
No, it's top one.
When I became a foreign woman, I was able to think about it.
She remembers all of my words.
She remembers your words?
That's right.
She also tells me my nickname.
Japanese nickname.
Japanese nickname?
You don't like it that much, do you?
And my culture.
I'm happy that you think like that, but...
It's not like that at all!
You don't have an image of going for a nickname.
How does she look like?
Does she look just right?
You're not overdoing it!
She's from Asia!
Just right!
Excuse me for saying this, but...
Japanese. His hairstyle is also Japanese.
Like Japanese?
Like Japanese.
He doesn't even look like a Japanese.
But if you only look at his appearance, who is the most popular?
Yoshimura, of course.
No, Yoshimura's face is a little too dark.
He looks like a foreigner.
Isn't it Nobu?
If you say Japanese, it's me, right?
That's right.
It's Asia. It's Asia.
Nobu's face is more like Buddha's face.
That's it!
I knew it! I knew it!
It's my time now!
No, no, no, no.
Please.
In that sense, it may be popular.
When I do this, it becomes like this.
That's right!
He's overtaking my Buddha!
A little too early!
He's overtaking you!
Buddha and Nobu.
What about you, Oshima?
For me, if it's a foreigner woman who knows Goto-san well,
on the contrary, there are many people who are tired of being judged by their emcee-like standing position.
Ah, I see.
You shouldn't say your personal opinion.
You should say "no, no".
That's right, that's right.
It comes up right away.
It's like "I get it, I get it".
No, no, no, no.
In the industry, Goto's discipline is tiring.
What?
Don't say it!
Goto's discipline is tiring.
It's famous.
It has a lot of impact.
Goto's discipline dot com.
Where is it from?
It's goto's discipline dot com.
When you open it, what's in there?
It's got a pristine look.
It's just a room of nature.
It's just a picture of beautiful nature.
If you want to make a foreign woman your girlfriend, you have to do this
Now we will announce 6 people who Bakiyama put lower than him
The 5th place
Gochinagawa.
5th place.
The middle one.
Akiyama's "Hitotsushita".
Why?
Sometimes it's scary.
Sometimes it's like a stoic movie.
Like "piripiri shiteru jiken ga aru".
When it gets to your eyes,
it's scary.
That's right. There are scary parts.
There are scary rumors.
Are you trying to make a movie now?
Are you trying to laugh in front of us?
No, I'm not.
I'm trying to make a movie.
I happened to get in a taxi today.
The other day,
I got on "Gochinagawa".
It was scary and I didn't like it.
You're lying.
You said it today.
It's scary and I didn't like it.
It's before the movie.
I don't like it.
Eiko-chan is watching "Gochinagawa" a lot.
I'm watching it now.
At first, I thought it was scary.
Recently, it's very friendly.
It's kind.
Now, please put it together in a scary way.
I can't believe it's scary.
So,
"Akiyama's worst 5" are
these members.
6th place.
I'm scared.
I'm glad.
I think they may be in the top.
I think so.
But, they don't say anything
until foreigners ask.
It's like,
Tell me!
They don't tell you Japanese customs and stuff.
They just pass by
and say,
What was that place?
I pass by and tell you.
That's not the 1st place!
Because of you, a lot of nicknames are coming up.
We're going sightseeing together.
You should go sightseeing with all of us.
You should definitely go sightseeing.
You traveled with ten people, didn't you?
It took me a lot of time.
It's definitely a trip.
It took me a lot of time.
But you don't say it, Ario.
You don't say "silver-collared man", "silver-collared man" anymore.
You don't say "the same way you do".
I don't say it.
I say it later.
Why don't you say it?
That's a very unique reason.
Why don't you say it?
It's obvious that you're from Tokyo.
It's obvious that you're from Kyoto.
It's obvious that you're from Tokyo.
If you ask me, I'll tell you.
But if you don't ask me, I won't tell you.
Because you said you didn't ask me.
You said you didn't ask me.
You said you didn't like single women.
That's why you're sixth place.
There's no difference between fifth and sixth place.
Fifth place didn't look like it, but...
Fifth place has a sense of suppression, so it's fifth place, right?
That's right.
You didn't take me to a famous place, did you?
Let's go. I'm going to Kamakura.
Why?
Why is it different?
You're going to a different place for each person.
Each of you is a Japanese.
I'm...
Goto is...
First place.
I'm going to Kagoshima.
I'm a maniac!
I don't know anything about it!
What about you, Eiko-chan?
I'm going.
I'm going to Nasus.
Nasus?
I'm going to Nasus.
You don't know anything about it!
I don't know anything about it!
It's a place where you can go together.
That's me!
I'm going.
Zakiyama-san.
I'm going to Wajima.
Wajima?
Wajima.
Wajima-style place.
Are you thinking about it now?!
You can't say it!
You can't say "I'm going to Wajima."
We've all come to Kyoto to eat.
A group of members have made a careful decision in different ways.
What will happen in the third round of "the worst three?"
Yoshimura!
Yoshimura's face looks like he likes foreign girls.
At first, he seems like a crazy guy who will make a fuss for a lifetime.
But after a month or two, he starts to have a gap in his tension.
Actually, he is not crazy at all.
He is very quiet.
He doesn't have many foreign elements.
For example, in "Motensei" or "Thai",
there is a scene where two different girls turn around in an escalator.
Wow, what a man!
Do you think that foreign girls will notice that you are crazy?
I have seen it before.
Before the recording.
Foreign girls don't notice it.
It's a common case, isn't it?
Am I wrong in thinking like a foreigner?
Wait a minute!
Yoshimura doesn't have many foreign elements.
But he does his best.
First of all, where did you go?
We went on a trip together.
Where did you go?
"Tottori Sakyusu".
It's a little dark to go there.
I can't agree with you.
By the way, what about you, Yoshimura?
I am 10th place.
You are the lowest.
You are lazy.
I agree with Yoshimura.
It's a common opinion from Oshima.
It's really dark for me.
Even though it's dark,
I'm really into it.
It's annoying.
When I'm a little free and lonely,
I smoke a cigarette and come back.
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
What is that?
If you say like that,
you are a junior.
You are older than me.
I'm a woman.
Are you a woman?
You are an older woman.
No, I'm not.
Are you serious?
"If you make a foreign woman your girlfriend,
who will you choose?"
Akiyama's Hide-and-Seek Worst Three
Who are these members?
He is 8th place.
8th place is Rob.
When you go out with a Japanese guy, you feel like you are Japanese.
Wait a minute.
Are you sure you are Japanese?
Wait a minute.
You are denying that you are Japanese.
I don't know why you go out with this Japanese guy.
Because you are Japanese.
Even though you are Japanese?
You don't have any personality.
When I introduced him to my foreign friends, they asked me "Why do you go out with a Japanese guy?"
I was like "Why me?"
You are really bad at this.
You are still in 8th place.
Where is Rob?
Let me tell you.
He is the ambassador of West Arabia.
You are very close.
But you are close with him.
Yes.
You should ride with him.
He doesn't say anything.
He is like a professional wrestler.
He is like a guest of a professional wrestler.
He doesn't understand the atmosphere of a party.
It is strange that you are a professional wrestler.
We are a band.
He doesn't know how to say it.
He is like a professional wrestler.
You two.
You are riding with a junior.
Are you okay?
9th and 10th place are announced at the same time.
They are...
9th and 10th place are announced at the same time.
Wow, that's low.
What's with Akiyama?
In my opinion, Junior-san is 9th place.
Even for foreigners,
Sweden, Russia,
and young people like Lolita,
and young women in general,
they all have their eyes on you.
At first, while you're dating,
gradually, towards the North King...
What are you talking about?
Are you stupid?
Do you like Lolita?
Huh?
Young people like it.
Young people don't like it.
What kind of Lolita do you like?
Sweden and the North King.
What are you talking about?
Did you say that on purpose?
No, Junior-san, you're absolutely right.
At first...
Where did you go?
Where did you go with me?
Um... I went to Stockholm.
You went abroad!
That's no good!
It's not Japan!
That's your home!
Junior-san!
That's what you said!
That's what you say, but Junior-san,
haven't you heard about Junior-san's ranking in Oshima?
Don't you know anything about Junior-san in Oshima?
He's number one!
Wow!
Really?!
Yes!
Foreigners like tall people,
and I think women like people who have beautiful hands, regardless of their country.
Regardless of their country?!
Junior-san has very beautiful hands.
Why are you looking at me like that?!
Have you ever seen Junior-san's hands?!
Don't you see it when you hold hands?
Ah, that's right! At that time...
Ah, that time...
I thought you were beautiful at that time.
Your hands are big, so I feel like I can be wrapped around you.
Wow, what is this?
What is this?
Eh, Oshima-chan's reason is...
Oshima-chan's reason is not only her hands, right?
She has a lot of things that I don't have,
so I think we can grow together.
What is this?
Can you make me a different person?
I'm really excited!
There's no change!
Junior-san, you're not saying anything!
You look like you're relaxed,
but you always make quick decisions!
Ah, is that so...
But even when you say it,
you really mean it, right?
Yes, yes.
But even when you say it,
you don't have a reason to say no, right?
Yes.
What is this?
So you're waiting for Junior-san?
Junior-san's reason or not,
that's all you're saying?
Junior-san, what do you think?
Wait a minute!
No, I mean, love...
Where does Junior-san have feelings for you?
Yes!
Why do you ask your friends for love?
It's up to Junior-san, really.
No, but I'm not the only one like that.
Wait a minute!
You say it all the time,
I want a girlfriend!
Hey, can you lick my chin for my celebration?
Someone, excuse me!
Is there anyone here who can lick my chin?
Excuse me!
Is there anyone here who can lick my chin?
Excuse me!
You better watch out!
Excuse me!
Whose celebration is it?
Who and who will it be?
Of course it's me!
It's me!
Now, real, real and 10th place, Tsukacchan!
I thought it was going to be good, but it's not good at all!
It's not good at all, Tsukacchan!
It's not good at all!
You know Akiyama so well!
That's right!
I thought it was going to be at the top!
First of all, looking-wise, it's too much like comedy...
You can't go anywhere!
That's right!
You have to go out with people...
And you like young people quite a lot!
You like them!
That's right!
You like them!
You like young people!
You like them! You like idols too!
That's right!
Foreigners don't like that!
They don't like it!
I think it'll come out!
I've seen it before!
An idol's momokuro comes to Tsukaji-san's house and the shooting ends!
And it ends and they go home!
At the time, there were beads related to that costume!
She picked it up and brought it home!
Wow!
Scary, scary, scary!
It's scary!
"Are you throwing it away?" The director says something like that...
"Are you throwing it away?" I just thought it might be different...
Are you going to cherish it?
Well, it's a little...
No!
This is too much!
Is it over 40?
I'm the leader of beads!
Leader of beads is weird!
Leader of beads!
Like Inaba-san!
Inaba-san!
It's neither of them!
Didn't you go somewhere? You went somewhere, didn't you?
Yeah, where did you go with me, that foreign woman?
We went...
Um...
Shikoku's...
Konpira-san!
You just said it!
I didn't say it!
I didn't say it even once!
Konpira-san!
Foreign women are very popular!
And their love for juniors is serious!
And Zakiya-mama is world-class!
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Akiyama's super weird personality.
And also...
Juniors being shy in Oshima.
And now, pay attention!
We'll announce the results of foreign women's survey!
First of all,
among these, who do you want to be your first love?
Yoshimura!
I knew it!
Akiyama, get 1 million yen!
Wow, that's fast!
That's fast!
Of course.
This is my first time being first in this kind of thing!
Is it?
It's my first time being first!
But it's also my first time being third or higher!
Wow, I'm so happy!
26 years old, from Austria.
Austria?
He's really cool.
His smile makes my heart race.
Austrian?
His smile looks like that of...
Wien, right?
Wow!
But he looks like he'd be in Germany.
The other day, when we were performing,
a German fan came to see us, right?
Yes, there was a German fan.
He was next to us, translating for us.
Translating for us!
He translated for us what Yoshimura-sama said on stage.
It's a face that foreigners like.
Wow, that's nice!
37 years old, Russian woman.
Her mouth is very sexy and I want to kiss her all the time.
Russia is beautiful!
25 years old, America.
In one word, super cute!
Wow, super cute!
Super cute!
It's hard to say it's super cute!
It's a good way of saying it.
It's good, isn't it?
Russia has a lot of good-looking people.
Especially, people who are not Asian.
I'm happy about it!
That's good!
It's a world!
It's a luxurious world!
So, Russia is totally different from what foreigners think of it.
That's right.
Russia has a lot of personal opinions.
What are those personal opinions?
But, if you look at it from that perspective,
maybe it's because Russia is in first place among juniors.
But you still look like you don't care about it!
I don't care about it!
How many times do you look like you don't care about it?
I don't care about it!
I don't like it!
Following Yoshimura, who is in first place in the world,
who is in the top 2 of foreign women with angles is...
Shinagawa!
No way!
Really?
Yay! I'm so happy!
Shinagawa!
Recently, I've been living with the feeling that people hate me.
But you're a foreigner.
Let's not say "you're a foreigner."
You're a foreigner.
Let's not say "you're a foreigner."
Japanese people are different.
30 years old. South African woman.
Manly and sporty.
He's very kind to women.
You know him a little.
I wonder why.
Why do you know him?
Maybe it's because of his image of a loving person,
but he seems to be kind to women.
I see.
36 years old. Venezuela.
He seems lonely and wants to protect women.
What?
Is there such a stereotype?
He seems lonely.
22 years old. Taiwan.
He makes me laugh.
He's good at acting.
He can sing.
He's also a director.
He has various talents.
The most important thing is...
He seems to accept all of my selfishness.
This is a huge compliment!
I'm so happy!
Shinagawa seems to know a lot about you.
He's famous all over the world.
He looks like a chicken wing.
He's a director.
Will he go abroad?
He's a little different from his usual personality.
Foreigners are different.
Foreign women's personality continues.
Will the top three be messed up again?
Goto!
Really?
Goto!
Wow, I'm so happy!
Wow, what is this?
I want to know the reason!
Too scary!
23 years old Iranian woman.
Her face is her type.
Makes you nervous.
Looks fierce at night, too.
At night, too?
It's imagined at night.
Well, it's not peaceful, is it?
No, it's not.
At night?
It's an image with a strong sense of rubbish.
No, no, it's not like that.
It's like she's going to beat you up at night, too.
Look at her.
Look at her, woman!
Like a royal family.
A royal family?
What kind of father is he?
What?
And, 27 years old, Belarusian.
Belarusian?
Her imagination is developed,
she gives you a pleasant gift,
and she's likely to go on a romantic date with you.
Wow, that's amazing!
28 years old, Brazil woman.
Brazil, you're too passionate!
In one word, charming!
Charming?
Charming.
Wow!
It's completely different from Akiyama's.
Yes, it's completely different.
And, as I thought, you don't talk about traveling at all!
That's right!
You don't talk about traveling at all!
Your way of thinking is different.
That's right, my way of thinking is different.
If you were to make a foreign woman your girlfriend, who would you make?
I'm still happy!
In 4th place...
Nobu!
This is it!
I'm so happy!
Akiyama has prepared himself, but he can't get in.
I can't understand it!
It's weird for a foreigner like me to be special.
Why?
What's the reason?
Why? You don't like Nobu?
Did I do something?
I don't hate him that much.
20 year old French woman.
Like a teddy bear, I want you to hug me.
You look like a bear!
You're not a teddy bear anymore?
This is good.
According to Buddha, you're a teddy bear.
Let's make a character out of this.
Teddy bear of Nobu.
Can't we call you "Teddy Nobu"?
Can you call me "Bear Nobu" too?
We don't need "Bear Nobu".
Can you call me "Bear Nobu" too?
We don't need "Bear Nobu".
"Bear Nobu".
Why do you go and get it right away?
It's "Teddy Nobu" for sure.
"Teddy Nobu" is good, but "Bear Nobu" is also good.
"Bear Nobu" is also good.
Also, a 21-year-old Taiwanese woman.
She seems like she will give you a gentle touch.
This is it.
Because you're Buddha.
You know Buddha?
As expected, aging is amazing.
Because aging is flowing in Taiwan.
Of course.
You're not popular.
Even if you do "Bear Nobu" in the same way...
She is also giving you a gentle touch.
I do.
I rather give you more of this.
You're like my family.
No, why do you keep saying "Bear Nobu"?
It's funny.
Why are you so honest?
It's not like you can do it right away.
As expected, "Bear Nobu" has not been used for a long time,
but it should be considered that it's a foreign woman's strategy.
It's a fifth place of "joysicleplast".
Ariyoshi!
You saved me!
You saved me.
I'm so happy.
Really?
There are good and bad reasons.
First of all, good reason.
28 years old Malaysian woman.
Because you have a kind smile,
Ariyoshi will make you happy when you are sad.
That's a good thing.
32 years old Czech woman.
Czech woman is good.
She is not cool but funny.
You understand me.
That's a good thing.
Foreign woman is straightforward.
Bad reason.
28 years old Spanish woman.
I like Spain.
Her face is like a monkey.
You are stupid.
Monkey is not good.
That's a good thing.
27 years old Canadian woman.
You are handsome, aren't you?
Are you a teacher?
Is your face like a monkey?
Foreign woman may like you.
Foreign woman may not like you.
I see.
I want you to attack me more.
But now I have a lot of money, so I can attack you strongly.
I will shake Japan money a lot.
I will bring out the power of money in the middle of the night.
If you want a foreign woman to like you, this man "WORST FIVE" is this member.
The sixth place is...
Come on.
Please, please, please.
I want you to attack me again.
You only rely on your buttocks.
Who said that?
I didn't say that!
You want me to attack you again this year?
I will not force you to attack me.
Let me say it.
Hey!
Let me attack you.
I will use my previous salary.
I didn't say that.
Please, please.
Please, please, please.
I didn't say that.
What?
I didn't say that.
Please, please, please.
Let me say it again.
The sixth place is...
Mr. Zakiyama!
That was close!
Mr. Junior, you're not in yet.
Oh, you're right!
I'm sorry!
But...
Come on, come on!
He's only looking at one woman!
I'm asking you! Give me a reason!
Now we'll show you a bad reason.
A 23-year-old Iranian woman.
She's too excited and noisy!
She can't go to fancy restaurants or quiet places.
Oh, I see!
She's too noisy and talks too much.
What?!
Is she noisy?!
She's definitely noisy!
She says she's very quiet, but...
That's noisy now.
A 25-year-old Swiss woman.
Like you, Mr. Zakiyama, she seems like she's being teased every day and she hates it!
I don't do that!
Does that affect you, Mr. Zakiyama?
When you're doing your hair and all...
Yeah, I feel like I'm about to get teased, too!
I feel like I'm about to get teased, too!
That's why you can't stop, right?
I can't stop!
I haven't done it recently, so I can't sleep at night!
A 35-year-old Indonesian woman.
Indonesia is a friend of mine.
Even though you have a cracked jaw, you seem like you're going to ask for a lot of things when you're having sex.
What do you mean?! Are you really Indonesian?!
Even though you have a cracked jaw, you're using it?!
Amazing!
However, an American woman gave this opinion.
A 24-year-old woman.
Her jaw is dandy.
That's right!
Is she American?!
That's right! It depends on the region!
People in Indonesia are a little different, aren't they?
They tend to use "even though" more.
They tend to use "even though" more, don't they?
They use "even though" more, don't they?
You're not "even though", aren't you?
Do it in a show!
Do it! Do it yourself!
Do it in a show!
Do it! Do it yourself!
Do it in a show!
I can't do it!
No, no!
With this, the remaining four are being driven into a corner!
And...
Zappiamo's mischief won't stop!
"If you love a foreigner woman," he asked a foreign woman.
The 7th person who was confused by "Worst 3" is...
Junior!
You did well!
Oh, no!
You barely made it!
I made it!
29 years old, Chinese woman.
Chinese woman!
Oh, Chinese woman!
Since you look nervous,
before kissing or hugging you,
it seems like you would like to cleanse your whole body.
Wow!
If you go out with her,
it seems like you would be mentally tired.
No, no, no!
That kind of cleanliness
is not good for a foreigner man!
That's true!
What?
This time, it's not gunpowder...
What are you talking about?
What is it, old man?
You should do the surgery yourself!
Do it yourself!
Do the surgery yourself!
Why are you wearing a shirt?
You're weird!
Why are you...
You'rehtale...
You'rethale...
Why are you doing it?
It's disgusting!
Stop it!
Apologize to Mr. Shimura!
I'm sorry!
I stepped on it!
I've never seen this before!
Apologize properly!
Is this cute?
Apologize properly!
It can't be helped if you're Japanese!
Apologize properly!
It can't be helped if you're Japanese!
You have a good hand!
Respect! Respect!
Respect!
I'm sorry!
Respect!
Junior, 28 years old, British woman.
Her face is scary, like a murderer.
What did you say, Oshima?
But I don't know what you mean by kindness.
I don't know what you mean by kindness.
What do you mean?
Aren't you scared?
I'm not scared!
What is it?
I really...
have a girlfriend!
What do you mean?
If you were to choose a lover for a foreign woman, who would you choose?
The worst three are Tsukaji, Kano and Akiyama.
Tsukachi might be a double punch.
Kano might be a double punch.
That's right!
Let's see.
Which one did they choose?
Akiyama!
Yes!
No, not "yes", but "well, okay".
The worst three.
Akiyama!
33 years old, Russian.
Her face...
looks like a pervert.
What is it?
If you look at it from a Russian perspective, is it like that?
30 years old, Korean woman.
Even if you go out with her, don't do any events or anything.
It doesn't seem boring.
No, I do!
Of course you don't.
No, I do!
I'll take you everywhere, even to tourist attractions, like I said earlier.
You like tourist attractions too much!
I'll take you there for sure!
You actually go there, don't you?
21 years old, Taiwanese woman.
I'm sorry I'm not an adult woman.
Ah, you know about it!
You know about it!
I know about it.
Taiwanese people are pretty nice, you know.
Does the country have nothing to do with being an adult woman?
It doesn't.
Lately, it doesn't matter at all.
It doesn't matter at all!
It doesn't matter in which country.
Lately, I like people who sell lottery tickets, kiosks, and people who are inside boxes.
Inside boxes.
Box girl!
Yes, box girl!
A box girl!
An old woman inside a box?
I can't see below, and I can't imagine what she's like.
It's scary, isn't it?
Now, only you two are left!
Tsukacchan and Kano!
Tsukacchan too!
No way!
You're ugly in Japan!
You're ugly overseas!
You're ugly in the world!
That's right.
If only I was in 10th place.
Kano-san, you don't like 10th place either, do you?
Of course not!
If we lose, it's over!
Now, let's go.
No matter what topic it is!
If we lose, it's over!
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
Wait a minute!
Look at the results first and say it!
No, no, no!
Let's go!
If you were to make a lover out of 100 foreign women, who would you choose?
In 10th place is...
Which one is the worst humiliation?
10th place is...
Tsukacchan!
Double punch accepted!
Tsukacchan is dangerous!
Tsukacchan is lower than her.
What is this? I don't have a job anymore!
9th place is...
27 years old Spanish woman.
She doesn't like men who shave their eyebrows.
I see.
It's too different.
That's right.
Why are you trying to be cool?
You shaved it and you're writing about it?
I didn't write about it today.
You didn't write about it?
You wrote it yourself?
Yes, I wrote it myself.
It's unnatural, isn't it?
Well, you're doing it yourself.
It's unnatural for you?
It's messed up.
It's messed up, isn't it?
What you're saying.
Wait a minute.
Let me concentrate for a moment.
Concentrate from the beginning!
Why do you concentrate in the second half of the show?
It's almost over!
22 years old Taiwanese woman.
When you talk to her, you might miss each other's conversation.
I thought it would end up like this.
That's also conveyed, isn't it?
I don't know. Even people in the world don't know.
People in the world don't know.
There's no reason for him to say something that doesn't make sense.
22 years old Austrian woman.
She doesn't like hairstyles and she doesn't like impersonating Michael Jackson.
I'm not impersonating him!
You're impersonating him!
You're impersonating Michael Jackson!
You've done that on TV before, haven't you?
Yes, I have!
I'm not aware of it at all!
Then do it!
What? How do you do it?
Michael Jackson doesn't really do it like that, but...
I'm doing it.
I'm not going to say it.
Boom!
You don't really do it like that, do you?
It's not that it's funny or anything like that...
You're not impersonating him?
I'm not impersonating him at all! Please misunderstand me.
Please misunderstand me.
Seriously, just cut it out!
What's with you, seriously?
Please don't misunderstand me.
There's no such thing as "please misunderstand me", is there?
That's the first time I'm hearing that in Japanese!
You're a thriller!
You know?
Boom!
Stand up, you!
I don't know what's funny about this at all!
What are you doing?
Let's all...
Let's all find it!
What I thought was funny is actually not true!
You're not supposed to think like that!
Now, 10th place, Tsukacchan!
Ah, this is bad!
You're going to lose to that kind of Kano?
That's right!
No, Tsukacchan is done for.
I feel bad for her.
She's already finished.
She's a big girl now, isn't she?
I thought I'd be first place again...
You're dragging it out.
This is bad!
Can we ask you why, Tsukacchan?
This is bad.
Are you mentally okay, Tsukacchan?
A 30-year-old Brazilian woman...
I can't ask you! I can't ask you!
I feel bad for you, but...
Ask me! Ask me!
I can't ask you!
Tsukacchan!
It's not that bad!
Are you okay? Can you ask me?
A 30-year-old Brazilian woman...
I don't want to ask you!
There's only good things written about you!
Really?
30 years old, Brazilian woman.
I feel sorry for you, but you don't have a face, do you?
She doesn't have a face!
It can't be helped! Do it!
25 years old Malaysian woman
She doesn't have a face!
It can't be helped! Do it!
22-year-old Australian woman who is fat.
Don't say anything funny.
22-year-old Australian woman who is fat like a little mushroom.
No way!
I've never worked with a mushroom!
If you say something secretive, I won't say anything.
No way!
A fat little mushroom!
It's totally different!
Please cut it out.
No way!
You like mushrooms, don't you?
I...
I like mushrooms, don't you?
You look like you'd say that.
You're a mushroom!
You should ask Mr. Goto to do it.
Switch on!
Ultimate world simulation "Love Man"
Why is it like this?
It's going to be crazy today!
In the midst of a farce, who is the man who will remain sad until the end?