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There's a woman in Fukuoka.
As a result, more and more crazy stories of high- ranking officials have accumulated, so the top 26 stories will be released in a racking format!
"Tateyama, Zateyama, Nomikanni, Agioshi" will also be included!
In addition, the true intentions of the members of Hanetobi will be revealed!
And!
I heard you're not on good terms with your seniors.
I'm serious.
Tonight, the fateful confrontation will never end!
I'm serious!
Alright, the three-hour special in London!
From now on, twenty male comedians will join us!
Wow, that's amazing!
Gorgeous!
It's gorgeous, isn't it?
Look over there, it's Fanel's trio!
Fanel's trio!
Nice to meet you!
Whenever it's these three, they always wear cheap T-shirts.
See?
Don't just walk in like that!
Over here, it's Hikaru's trio, too!
Hello, hello!
Hello, Hikaru!
It's been a good year!
And over there, it's Red Seater!
Red Seater trio!
As a trio, we can't lose, either!
First of all, this isn't a trio!
What are we doing?
With this line-up, it's finally time for an announcement!
It's an announcement, isn't it?
More than us!
What are you planning to do today?
I'd like to start right away!
Today's plan is this!
We've been doing this since 2012!
Since it's Christmas, it's okay to make fun of it, right?
Special!
It's okay to make fun of it, right?
I thought it was okay to do it once a year, but everyone is doing various things behind the scenes, so I think it will be once in half a year.
I'm not doing anything.
Mr. Goto, you have a lot of things this year, don't you?
No, I'm a human being you know, but I'm not doing anything behind the scenes.
So you don't have to introduce it even if you meet me today, right?
No, let me introduce it!
Okay, let's get started with "Behind the Scenes of 2012".
Let's start with 26th place!
The first one to be called was...
Chihara Jr. san!
That's fast!
That's fast, right?
I thought there would be at least three times when Mr. Jr. comes early.
That's fast!
The first fear, "Behind the Scenes of Mr. Jr." is...
Yes!
The information provider, a junior from the same agency, Amimoto of tulips, gave it to me.
When we went on a trip together, there was nothing around the hotel we stayed at, so we played "Big Bad Luck" in the room.
You know, that Trump thing, right?
Yes, yes, yes.
Then Mr. Jr. got really addicted to it and kept playing it from 7pm to 5am.
However, he kept losing and became really unhappy, so I deliberately lost it for him.
Mr. Jr., who knew nothing about such things, said, "If it's okay at the end, it's all good," and went to sleep.
Seriously?!
I thought I won in the second half!
You thought you won up to now, didn't you?
Seriously?!
But is it possible for you to get into Daifugo at this time of year?
I taught it for the first time last year.
Daifugo...
So the number of times I do it with everyone is different.
So I was cool about it, but at the end I thought, "Will it grow like this?"
So you're in the line.
You're in the line.
Wow, you're good!
If I kept winning, you'd find out, but you're winning little by little.
You're definitely good! You're definitely good!
You're good!
There should be more like this.
No, no, there's a lot!
There's a lot!
There's one, right?!
No, it's in there.
That's possible?!
It's legal, right?!
It's legal!
It's legal at this stage!
Information provider.
Same agency as me.
Because, it's from Takedo.
Even with that face, I've been worried about my looks lately.
When I see myself on a big TV screen,
I'm worried about how I'm going to look.
At the end, at the end,
they asked me if I should get a shot and try not to stand out.
I bought a new TV recently.
It's an 80's one.
I read a lot of books and they were all beautiful.
But I didn't know people were interested in my breath.
I didn't know that until now.
We've been doing this for a long time.
Finally!
Finally we're not talking about your breath anymore!
We'll continue to care about your breath.
Next, we'll announce 25th place!
Kano Eiko!
What's up with your hair?
Is it all back today?
What's up with your hair?
It's already Christmas, so it's the end of the year.
Did you make Christmas all back?
The information provider is a junior from the same agency, Noda of Seishun Darts.
When I meet Kano, I ask him what kind of recording it was today.
Then Kano-san will carefully tell me about the project.
However, when I look at it on-air, the content of the project is completely different,
so I think he's working without understanding it.
What's that?
No, I think there's probably a misunderstanding.
How do you explain this recording today, Noda-kun?
With London Boots-san...
Together?
No, it's not "together".
But as a show made by everyone, it's "together", right?
With everyone together...
We'll reveal what we've been hiding.
We'll reveal it in a funny way.
It's like a camel team.
We'll reveal it in a funny way.
Can you explain what kind of show it is so that viewers can understand it better?
Please!
With London Boots-san and friends together...
Mr. Legger, friends?
Mr. Legger, you're a big senior!
He's a senior in the agency.
But it's like friends, isn't it, Yuki?
Respect... of course, respected...
Respected friends, you mean?
Sorry, friends gathering...
That's what you mean by friends, right?
Then, once again, please.
I said "no, no", yeah.
This is the program's introduction. Please go ahead.
Today's London Hearts is about friends gathering at the London Boots...
...and being loved by those who are sneaking around behind their backs.
It's an interesting and funny program!
That's cruel!
As usual, continuing with natural disasters, 24th place is...
Mr. Tetsuro Degawa!
What is it?
It's the Maseki Kindergarten Line, isn't it?
What's with this trend?
Kindergarten...
Maseki...
It's definitely this trend, isn't it?
Information provider and broadcaster, Mr. Fujimoto Shouhei.
And Mr. Degawa with a manly personality.
When he went out to eat with his juniors,
his juniors sent him to a parking lot where they parked their Aisha Porsches.
Then, when he took out 1,000 yen from his wallet and put it in the parking lot,
Mr. Degawa said "this is a taxi!" and took out 10,000 yen from his wallet and gave it to his juniors.
His juniors said "no, it's bad" and gave him 10,000 yen back, but Mr. Degawa said "it's okay" and gave it back to him.
At that time, the 10,000 yen that his juniors gave back and the 1,000 yen that they put in the parking lot changed.
His juniors who gave him 1,000 yen were surprised, but Mr. Degawa didn't notice it at all and said "take it!"
and got in a Porsche in front of him and went home.
His juniors couldn't go home with 1,000 yen, so in the end they went to a manga cafe.
No, no, I don't know the meaning of it anymore.
I will never make such a mistake and if I really did it, I would be an idiot.
If I really did it, I would be an idiot.
I don't want to say it like this, but I think you are an idiot.
You are a very nice person.
Mr. Degas, you don't know the purpose of this show, do you?
Ah, yes, I don't know the explanation, Mr. Degas.
How old do you think I am?
I'm 28 years old!
So you can explain the show better than anyone else, can't you?
Of course I can!
Then, please explain the show in detail.
Hello, I'm Degas Tetreault.
Well, this Christmas special,
a signboard show will appear on TV Asa.
As you know, this is a very popular show, "London Harp Special".
And this show is about
the world unknown to comedians.
We want you to...
Hey! That's not the end of the show!
That's not the end of the show!
Hey! That's not the end of the show!
That's not the end of the show!
Let's end it once!
Let's stop it once!
Everyone is getting into it!
You're a rioter!
He's laughing a lot!
The idiot in the back is laughing!
What's wrong with you?
What's wrong?
I don't know!
I don't know! I don't know!
He suddenly started hitting me!
I don't know! I don't know!
Masked Kindergarteners are getting into a fight.
Next up is the 23rd place.
Shinagawa Shouji!
Which one?
Shinagawa!
Who is it?
Information provider, Shinagawa's wife, Nami.
Wife?
In "What Happened in Shinagawa?" by Ametalk...
I saw it!
Wasn't it funny? It was a legendary episode!
The husband was bald, but...
because he loved his daughter so much...
he wanted to show her his bald appearance...
After filming, he immediately called her on the TV.
Yes, yes, yes.
However, his daughter said, "Dad, I hate you!" and cried her eyes out.
She was very hurt.
The video of him calling her on the TV at the time...
was borrowed from his wife!
Was it just for fun?
What is it? I'm scared!
What is the background of "What Happened in Shinagawa?" on TV?
Wow!
She's crying!
Poor thing!
Shinagawa-san, you're terrible!
Wow!
She doesn't like it.
She doesn't like it!
Isn't it funny how she sometimes appears in the video?
Isn't it funny how she appears in the video from a distance?
Wait a minute!
Is Maisaika's daughter the main character?
She's waiting for you in the back of the house.
But if you go home and cry like that, you'll cry even more.
She's like a demon now.
She hasn't come near me for a while.
Is she still crying?
She's been crying for about half a day now.
Stop it!
Are you trying to poison me and sell me to a loan shark?
Why is that?
You're so hyper!
That's a good option!
This is what she did in the back of the house in 2012.
Moving on to 22nd place...
Zakiyama-san!
Well, well, well...
That's about it, isn't it?
As expected, he came in 22nd place.
What is it?
Information provider.
Zakiyama-san's manager, Otake-manager gave me this.
At the end of October...
For the first time in his life, he bought three balls.
What's with that?
Moving on to 21st place...
Wait, wait, wait!
What is it? What is it?
It's a sandball!
Wait a second, it's not a sandball!
It's not a sandball for real!
I said it's a sandball!
It's not a sandball!
It's a sandball!
I swear it's not a sandball!
Don't be stubborn!
No, no, it's faster than the speed of a sandball I ate!
You ate it!
No, I didn't eat it!
No, it's not true!
You should talk when you eat!
You're a one-way street!
You're the one-way street who talks the most!
Zakiyama talks a lot when he eats,
so he's in the 21st place!
Chidori!
5th place!
The information provider is
the broadcaster and writer, Kishimoto Naohisa!
Daigo, Daigo's wife, and his junior
were walking along Shinsaibashi Bridge.
Daigo wanted to buy something at Don Quijote,
so the four of them went into a shop.
Suddenly, a beautiful young woman said,
Daigo-san, do you remember?
Daigo-san, do you remember?"
The juniors dealt with it and managed to settle it, but his wife was also there, so it was obviously in a strange atmosphere.
After that, the four of them entered the bar, but Daigo, who was very upset,
ordered raw beer and sweet potatoes, which he usually never eats.
Raw meat and sweet potatoes...
You have a bad reputation!
Why do you eat things like that at the end of a relationship?
I don't know why, but...
That sweet potato was so good that his wife couldn't say a word to him.
Didn't you say anything to your wife until you went to the bar?
Well... I don't know how much I can say...
Who is she?
Who is the woman?
Originally, she is...
If you knew her normally, you wouldn't be so flustered.
Don't be upset.
What do you mean?
It's nothing.
There are people who say, "I think I drank it somewhere in the past."
You have a bad reputation!
No, it's not that I have a bad reputation.
There are people like that.
Then you should have explained it like that!
You drank it once a few years ago, right?
If you say, "Oh, it's my god," it's fine.
But you know kanji, right?
When a woman comes to you and says, "Oh, Dag-san," you say, "Oh, she's good," right?
You say, "Oh, she's my wife," right?
But the woman who came to you at that time said, "She looks like a pervert."
Stop it! Stop it!
Let's leave aside that she was a pervert woman.
Next, we'll announce the 20th place.
Impulse Itakura!
Is she doing something?
Impulse Itakura can't see her private life at all
Shocking Malchis Coop
Information provider, same agency, 0.2cm, Takenaga
She totally forgot her birthday
On her birthday, she sent me a message saying "Happy Birthday" and I finally noticed it
I hurried up and prepared a birthday celebration
But she said "Of course I don't forget my birthday"
Actually, I was pretending to forget it as a surprise
Shocking Malchis Coop
How does she look at you now?
She doesn't talk much
Is that so?
She doesn't talk much, but if you ask me, she does
Who?
She's not famous
How old is she?
She's 27
Shocking Malchis Coop
Where did you meet her?
A few years ago, we were shooting in an apartment
When we went out for a cigarette, she asked me to take a picture with her
Shocking Malchis Coop
At that time, I couldn't do anything
But I couldn't forget her, so I wrote her number and asked her to give it to me
Shocking Malchis Coop
Then she gave it to me and I got her number later
Shocking Malchis Coop
That's great!
Shocking Malchis Coop
So you started dating from there?
We started dating a little after that.
But you don't like people that much, do you?
What do you like about her?
She's kind.
You're saying it for a reason!
It's fine! I don't ask that kind of thing because I don't have one!
Why don't you say it to your girlfriend who's watching TV?
You forgot about it because you were surprised, right?
I'm sorry that I forgot about your birthday.
But I think it's natural for you two to be together.
You're going to propose, aren't you?
You shouldn't say it like that!
I thought you'd laugh if I said it like that, but you shouldn't say it like that!
You shouldn't say it like that!
I've dated her a few times.
But you know, sometimes you get lost.
I talk about it a lot.
Isn't it completely zero?
Well, now that we don't have Hanel, is it okay for us to push the London house?
Why can't we, Saucer and I, push it?
Use it! Use it!
Why?!
You came out like a relative of mine!
Why are you trying to get caught up in my marriage?!
Saucer and I have to come out as best friends, right?!
That's right! That's right!
Why?!
Why, Saucer and I?
Of course you featured me, but now you don't!
What's with you, Saucer and I?
There's only now!
Lose the story! Lose the story!
It's not even a season! It's not even a season!
It's not even a season!
Why do you think I'm only coming out now that the show is over?!
There's nothing!
You don't understand!
There's only now!
That's right!
There's only now!
It's not even a season!
I thought it was over!
What are you doing?!
You're finally getting played with!
This afternoon, the unexpected reveal of a monopolist's back side!
And then, Goto got his hands on a guitar!
Christmas Special that they did behind the scenes!
Next, 19th place!
"Drunk Dragon", Tsukacchan!
I'm done! I'm done!
Information provider, colleague of the same agency, Onigashima's Noda!
When we worked together in Fukuoka, one of my juniors prepared a girl for Tsukaji-san, who doesn't play with girls at all.
He made them get along well and took them back in a taxi.
However, just by sending a girl home, Tsukaji-san called me a few minutes later and said, "What are you doing now?"
I'm really bad with girls.
You can't go there with that much money.
There were about five people in the game and only one girl came.
So I borrowed Daigo-kun's words and there was a woman who looked like she was going to throw up.
As a single man...
That's good.
I was riding in that night when Tsukai-san and I were talking about what to do.
When we got in the taxi together...
I started to get scared.
What are you scared of?
In the end...
I don't have confidence.
This woman is really...
She's going to make you throw up?
She's going to make me throw up and I don't have confidence.
Why does it become a time-out?
That's why you said you don't have confidence when you fight.
Can you say something?
What is your feeling?
My feeling is...
I don't have confidence.
But you want her, right?
Of course I want her.
How do you plan to make her?
Do it!
If we don't do it, we won't know!
We have to do it now!
Itakuro-kun also proposed, right?
That's good.
Why do you give each of them blood festival at the end?
That's good!
I'm sorry!
Ariyoshi is back
Unexpected back of Ariyoshi
Information provider and colleague of the same agency, Alco and Peace's Hirako
Hirako san
She looks plain and simple
She thinks she's flawless
But when you look at her closely
She wears simple and high quality clothes
What is this?
She doesn't dress up like a fashionista
She plays with the material and size
She's a real fashionable boy
When winter comes
What kind of winter style will she show us?
Please look forward to it
Adult fashion
What is this?
I was shocked
I can finally play with her
I finally saw it
Her bag looks like Balenciaga's
I saw it for the first time
I thought she wasn't interested in fashion
But she's really fashionable
She's really fashionable
I won't say that
She must have a lot of good shoes
He's dressed like this because of fashion
He's stylish
The same agency's junior, "darling honey" Yoshikawa
What do you mean stylish?
The other day, Ariyoshi said "I don't know much about clothes, so I'm counting on you"
So we went shopping together
What?
I showed him some shops
I gave him clothes and asked him to try them on
Every time I put on my clothes, I always pose like Rikidozan
I didn't know if it looked good on me
We went around 7 or 8 times, but Rikidozan didn't stop until the end
Please do it normally next time
Show me!
It's funny
It's funny, isn't it?
I'll remember everything I messed up
It's scary!
You messed up a big one, too!
Thank you!
What are you doing?
You're making a mess
This is the worst!
What's wrong?
You're good at this
Can you lick my chin?
Is it okay?
Is there anyone who can lick my chin?
No one!
Is there anyone who can lick my chin?
No one!
No one?
Christmas version
Are you okay? Are you okay this year?
You're okay, right?
Are you okay?
You're okay, right?
You're okay this year, right?
Do you want me to do it for you?
I'll only do it for you.
We'd like to see how mature they are, but we'll announce the 17th place.
FUTTOKOTO!
Information provider, junior from the same agency, regular Matsumoto.
Matsumoto!
He often plays Oyoge Taiyaki-kun's jazz version in the dressing room.
I want to hear it!
You want to hear it, right?
I want to hear it!
Oyoge Taiyaki-kun's jazz version.
It's not exactly jazz version, but...
There's a guitar, right?
There is!
There's a guitar.
Wait, wait, wait.
Jazz version?
First of all, we'd like you to play the jazz version.
He's good at playing the guitar.
Wait, wait, wait. Can you play it?
Wow, he sings well.
Every day, every day, we are at the iron plate restaurant.
What's that?
You are lucky.
I like it.
It's my first time swimming in the sea.
Which one is good?
I have a heavy stomach.
The sea is wide and my heart is hot.
Thank you very much.
What kind of mood do you want to be when you're in the dressing room?
I was just playing what I had in my mind in the dressing room.
Is there anything else?
It's not a jazz bar with too much royalty.
But you put all your energy into singing.
I did, I did, I did.
I made it into one song.
Is there anything else?
It's not a jazz bar with too much royalty.
He's not a jazz singer.
No, he's not.
He's a jazz singer.
Komon and Sennyu.
Zakiyama and Takeyama Tomikai.
And there's also Armin and Komon?
Christmas special behind-the-scenes!
Coming up in 16th place...
Jump pocket site!
Thank you.
Saito is big.
He is a pervert's hope.
Information provider and senior of the same office.
Armstrong's Kuriyama.
After the concert, Saito and some people went to the stage.
Then, a girl came out of the countryside and stabbed her face.
She was in good shape and was doing her best to serve gag.
I thought that popular people were different.
At last, Saito asked their phone number.
Later, when Saito asked what happened with them,
Saito denied that there was nothing wrong, but his face was smiling.
What's up?
There is something.
I will tell you everything without hiding it.
Thank you.
I went to the stage and talked with seniors.
The girls who learned dancing came from the countryside.
They noticed me and told me that I was Saito of "jungle pocket".
They asked me if I wanted to exchange my phone number with them.
By chance, the girls came from the training camp.
Then, they went back to the countryside.
So, I only talked with them once or twice and it was over.
So, there was nothing.
There was nothing.
Then, it's over.
Don't you have any ulterior motives?
If I had any ulterior motives, I would tell you everything here.
If you had any ulterior motives, you should have told me.
I don't hide anything in "LOADHOUSE".
I will tell you everything.
I don't lie.
She'll find out for sure and won't lie.
Isn't there anything you can do about it?
We don't know about it, do we?
I broke up with my girlfriend.
It wasn't because of London Hearts.
I got busy with work.
We talked about it and ended up breaking up.
And...
I'll give my fans a hand.
You don't have to say it!
You don't have to lie!
I won't hide it!
You can cover it with an omelet or lie about it!
I won't lie!
I'll tell you everything!
You'll find out for sure!
A new type of person has appeared!
Next up is 15th place!
Cunning Takeyama and Zakiyama!
They're twins!
What?
The information provider is London Hearts staff.
Although it's their usual drinking party,
we won't say what they'll use it for,
but we'll put in a camera.
I want to see it!
Then, please look over there.
Series 3, Takeyama and Zakiyama's drinking party.
November 10th.
To Takeyama-san...
Cheers!
I've done it before!
Why don't you call him?
Who?
Mr. Nagai.
For what?
For the play.
What are you doing?
It's hard for him to come while I'm drinking.
So, he called Mr. Nagai.
Hello?
It's Takeyume.
Hello. How are you?
Um...
Yes?
Are you coming for the play?
For the play?
Yes.
For the play...
I'm not coming.
The usual drinking party, but what is it here?
Takeyama-san is crazy.
Good morning.
It's been a while.
It's rare.
It's a great beginning.
Why are you coming?
I'm drinking beer.
It's been a while since we drank.
It's troublesome.
What is it?
Beer.
Beer?
Takeyama-san, beer.
I'll order beer.
You order it.
Here you are.
Thank you.
My beer hasn't come yet.
I'm sorry.
It's okay.
Cheers!
It's good.
It's like a drink of hell.
It's not hell.
It's fun.
How was it?
Did you slip?
I'm the worst drinker in the entertainment world.
Takeyama-san.
What's wrong with you?
I'm in a bad position.
Takeyama seems to be in trouble.
It's always like this.
Is it like this recently?
It was a fun day, but it's not fun at all.
Why are you smiling?
It's definitely fun.
Here you are.
It's good.
You eat eggs at my timing.
It's too hot.
Takeyama-san.
We don't have much time.
It's definitely fun.
Takeyama-san.
What's wrong with you?
Drinking is not good.
You are funny as human beings.
You eat eggs at my timing.
You are crazy about social common sense.
This is dangerous.
You eat eggs at my timing.
You are crazy about social common sense.
And, Zakiyama keeps playing around with him.
I don't know what you're talking about.
What is this?
Why is it like this?
You stand outside and wash it.
The hell of drinking has been going on for three and a half hours.
What are you eating?
I don't know what you're talking about.
Curry stew.
Who made curry rice?
Curry stew at 2 a.m.
It looks delicious.
First of all, it's for you, so Takeyama will eat it.
It's good.
Try it.
No, it's okay.
I'll eat it with tea.
Can I eat like this?
I can't eat it!
I want to eat it!
It's spilling out.
I can't eat it!
I can't even grab it.
Eat it. Eat it.
Eat it.
Eat it all and say one word and then it's decided.
Put it down. Put it down.
Put it all down.
Yes.
I can't eat like this!
Give me a break!
It's spilling out.
To there?
It's a service from the company.
What did you say?
After this, they ate curry for the second time.
They also ate the rice ball that Zakiyama ordered.
And they also ate Thai food.
We ate three bowls of rice in this incident.
What is this?
It's amazing.
They just made two old men drunk and ate them.
They ate them.
I think Takiyama-san is great.
He gave us money in the end.
He treated us.
He is our senior.
He gave us a good tip in the end.
That's not it.
If we don't give them money, they won't go home.
You don't want to treat them?
I don't want to treat them.
Let's give them money.
They won't give us money.
Let's go home.
Don't move.
If we don't give them money...
Don't say "how much is it?"
If we don't give them money, they won't go home.
We are looking forward to what will happen in the future.
Next, we will announce the 14th place.
Panser Ogata.
I haven't said "woman" recently.
Information provider, London Hearts staff.
Last time, he appeared in a fake beef bowl commercial.
He gave his all.
Panser Ogata.
Thank you beef bowl.
Thank you!
He ate it many times and did his best.
Thank you!
It was heart-warming.
I will do a funny prank on Ogata.
You haven't noticed it yet.
You don't know which one it is, do you?
I don't know.
Please watch that video.
What is it?
Please laugh at Panser Ogata.
The second in the series, "Funny Pranks for Pantser Ogata" is...
"Death Anniversary in December" and "City Event Law"
Recently...
This time, Ogata has a grand project in mind.
That is...
A fake symposium with fans of "Japan's Future".
Did you think it was great?
The host is Mr. Inui Kimito.
The panelists are experts in specialties and so on.
Of course, everything is set up.
In advance, the manager explains...
The job that should have been assigned to Rozan Ujihara, who graduated from Tohoku University,
has been decided by Ogata, who graduated from Chuo University.
What are you thinking about?
What should I do?
And 30 minutes before the show...
Excuse me.
Hello.
Here, the fake host will have a symposium meeting.
This time...
Based on the big theme of 'thinking about Japan's future'...
We have prepared two themes.
Those themes are...
"Japan's Economic Future" and...
"DPP," which is currently in focus.
I don't know what you're talking about!
For Ogata, "Japan's Economic Future" is a long-term problem.
As for "TPP"...
If you remember the official name for now, you'll be fine.
Are you sure?
You're so serious.
Of course.
I'm a college student.
Is it a sports lottery?
Ogata is anxious.
But when he's confused about what's going on...
If you put on the glasses I prepared for you,
the earphones will give you information.
And when the staff leaves...
Japan's Economic Future.
Will Ogata be able to handle this huge symposium?
This is tough.
You can do it!
While 300 adults are watching...
The camera is taken.
Hello.
You look nervous.
The energetic men look nervous as well.
The first topic is Japan's economy.
Could you tell us what is the biggest problem in order?
I live in a world that is too globalized.
I can't think about things only in Japan.
I don't know what you are talking about.
How about you, Mr. Yamazaki?
I think the deflation is a problem.
The price of goods hasn't gone up for a long time.
I'm looking forward to it.
He is crying.
Is he going to cry?
It is necessary to create a framework.
He is wearing glasses and giving a sign of help.
He is definitely wearing glasses.
We have to make concrete measures for that.
However, he doesn't put information in his earphones for the equipment.
I want it, but I can't get it.
What is the biggest problem in Japan's economy in your opinion?
I think it is deflation.
There are fewer and fewer children.
He overcame the deflation problem he had asked earlier.
I think young people need to create their own countries.
I think that is the biggest problem.
He did his best.
Then?
The rate of profit and loss is about 1.4%.
How should we raise the rate of profit and loss?
How should we design such an incentive scheme?
Hey, hey, hey!
Why do you say like that?
Well...
How can I say...
I can't teach you anything.
I feel like there are more passive men.
So, what should we do to be more active?
Well...
Eat a lot of food and...
While they are talking nonsense, they take a break.
Can you hear me?
No, I can't hear you at all.
You can't hear me?
Yes, I can't hear you.
I'll think of another way.
So, they hand out tablets and sign their heads to send information by email.
And 10 minutes later, the symposium resumes, but...
I'd like to discuss this topic in particular.
What?
Now, they are not talking about TPP, but about BRICS, which wasn't in the symposium.
Which country attracts you the most?
The country which attracts me the most is...
China, which is right next to me.
So, I'd like to know what will happen in China.
Now, you mentioned China.
What does BRICS mean for you, Mr. Oda?
Well, first of all...
I'm paying attention to India.
A country like BRICS...
Why can't we use it?
The word "BRICS" is right in his eyes.
Well...
BRICS...
Mr. Oda is anxious.
Now, he receives an email from his staff.
There is a problem of structure that Japanese people borrow from Japanese people.
He is anxious.
He looks like a cat.
For example...
He draws a head and asks for an email.
Then...
This is the current problem in Japan.
Yes, it is.
What are you doing?
Yes, it is.
What are you doing?
Yes, it is.
What are you doing?
This is not good.
The conversation changes and the woman goes to a social room.
Then, she gets an email again.
This is terrible.
This is too terrible.
This is terrible.
Are you okay?
You are in society.
This is terrible.
Are you okay?
All of them are cute.
She makes up all of them by herself.
This is sad.
This is terrible.
Finally, Mr. Ogata...
As a representative of young people...
Please say something for the future of Japan.
I don't know if it is difficult...
But each of us is different.
Let's recognize each other.
I want you to be positive.
You are very kind.
I'm sorry.
Thank you.
Thank you for coming.
Standing ovation!
Standing ovation for the special competition!
Really?
Yes, it is!
Just look at her!
It's not even a manga!
As expected of Ogata who always tries his best!
I thought it was weird!
Even though you can hear the screaming in the music video, you can't make it up, can you?
Ah, no, I'm sorry about that
No, I'm just saying what I didn't have in me!
You can hear it all around you!
I really didn't like it!
It's over!
Komata, Fanel vs. Hikaru, Kousanbo, Batsu!
It's not over, it's not over!
And of course, the camera-loving Zakkiyama!
It's over, it's over, it's over!
Christmas special behind-the-scenes!
Next up, 13th place is...
Shinagawa Shoji!
Shoji!
The queen provider, Shoji's wife, Fujimoto Miki!
She's cute!
This is bad!
Even though you're almost naked at work, are you embarrassed at home?
Are you sneaking out of the bath?
When you go out while you're dressed up?
When you go out while you're dressed up, have you ever been told "don't come in"?
Even though you're always exposed like that!
...
What are you doing?
Is that so?
Why?
It's my rule.
We don't show our naked faces in front of each other.
I don't want to see you dressed up, and I don't want you to see me dressed up.
It's fine for men!
But I want to be in a fresh body.
So you don't go in the bath together?
We don't.
Unless it's a special day.
What day do you go in?
Like Christmas.
But you turn off the lights?
I light candles.
That's lame!
But if you want something fresh, you should avoid this.
This is from Mickity.
I know you're watching adult sites on the internet in secret.
It's not only Mickity!
Mickity is strict.
When he finds an AV, there's like a DVD-only shredder.
You can't buy a DVD and you can't rent it either.
So we tried not to let him find it, but he did.
Wacky from Penalty also can't cheat anymore.
So Shoji and Wacky will exchange video boxes in a good environment.
With Scotty?
Yes, with Scotty.
It's getting heavier and heavier.
Next, 12th place is...
Kano Eiko!
Second time!
Information provider, Yamaguchi manager in charge of Kano.
Yamaguchi-san.
When you went to an event with Yurioka-chan, Kano talked about co-starring with Yurioka-san.
But Yurioka-san never co-starred with you.
But Kano didn't say, "I remember it clearly. It was definitely Yurioka-san."
But he said it because he thought it was Ijiri Okada-san.
That's no good!
About 5 or 6 years ago, there was a show where you had to do a pachinko battle with an idol.
And Ijiri-san was doing that live-streaming.
And when we met up the other day, I said "What? I don't do pachinko!"
No, you don't!
But what kind of show was that pachinko battle show?
It was a show I appeared in.
And I had a battle with an idol.
And one of them said...
Stop it!
And Ijiri-san said "Stop it, you evil person!"
Stop it, you evil person!
Stop it, please!
But it was a really exciting show.
I didn't do it!
I'm sorry.
This is what they were doing behind our backs in 2012.
And now for 11th place...
Robert Akiyama!
Isn't it first?
11th place is crazy!
It's Akiyama's first time ranking here.
What kind of behind-the-scenes information does he have?
Information provider, partner, Robert Baba.
Baba?
He said he didn't spend much time with his wife at night.
But they've been working together for years now.
Ever since then, he's been talking about how his wife is more understanding and in a good mood, but I don't want to hear about it.
I don't want to say it either, but it's been a theme for a while now.
How long has it been?
It's been about two years.
But two years later, I thought I'd make up my mind this year.
When I went to the shrine for the first time.
You went to the shrine for the first time?
Yes, I made a vow.
You made a vow to God.
Yes, and in March...
Even before spring...
You made a vow in January, but it took you about two months.
I made up my mind a few times.
You made up your mind?
What are you going to do about your wife then?
What are you going to do about it?
It's fine if you know about it.
No, it's not like that.
I said it inside out.
I see.
I said it with a lot of pressure.
But she's really in a good mood now.
It changes so easily.
After that, she said she might go to a beauty salon.
Don't say that!
But now I know how beautiful a wife is.
That's great!
A real fashionable boy.
He's finally showing off.
So many things have been revealed.
The members have been driven into a corner.
It's like there's a woman in Fukuoka.
They're finally in the top 10.
Heavy stories and funny videos.
The 10th place is...
Chidori!
No, no, no!
Nobu!
Information provider and broadcaster, Kishimoto Naohisa-san.
Recently, Nobu has been bringing something with him.
Even at the location of the Osaka program, he introduces himself as "Chidori Nobu, a member of Picaru".
Recently, while walking with his juniors in the city, a cute girl walked in front of him.
When his juniors said, "Even for me, it's impossible for such a cute girl like her to talk to him!"
Nobu said, "That's not true! I've talked to her before!"
And he said to that girl, "Hello! I'm Nobu, a member of Picaru!"
She was embarrassed and talked to him, but he completely ignored her and walked away.
After that, he said, "Hey! I'm a member of Picaru!"
Everyone's image has changed!
What kind of image was it?
It was an image of Buddha, but behind the scenes, it's completely different!
It's different! It's different!
When he said that, she said, "Who do you think I am?!"
Who do you think I am?!
Who are you?!
Are you a member of Picaru?!
He's amazing! He's amazing!
Everyone in the city says that!
I've always thought of myself as a member of Picaru!
I'm in the middle of Fuji TV!
Welcome to Asahi TV!
Asahi TV is not in the middle!
Because you brought me here!
That's right!
Fuji TV is in the middle!
End it!
Next, we will announce 9th and 8th places!
We will announce 9th and 8th places at the same time!
At the same time?
9th place, Futto Goto!
And 8th place is...
Chihara Jr. san!
What is this?
This is scary!
Why is it like this?
Goto and Jr. continue to rank up!
And their content is...
What is it?
They are London Hearts staff!
From April to September of this year...
On Asahi TV...
"Guest and Guest"...
A local late-night program was broadcasted!
Musicians and entertainers...
Spread their professional talk...
On that program...
Two people appeared!
With serious expressions...
That you don't usually see in a variety show...
They talked about comedy and other things...
In a very passionate way!
That's dirty!
That's crazy!
That program...
You think you can destroy it!
That's right!
In that program...
They talk passionately about...
Pranks and such...
This happened!
No, no, no!
This is what it looked like at the time.
This is hot!
First of all, from Futto Goto.
From Fujimaki-san of Remy Oromen.
How did you become an entertainer?
Goto answered like this.
The reason I entered this world was a mass of complexes.
I can't exercise, I can't study, I'm not cool, and no one looks at me.
So all I could do was make people laugh.
That's cool!
All you could do for me was make me laugh.
No, no, that's not it.
You know, that's one of the reasons I joined this world.
No, no, that's fine!
Right? It's fine!
It's hard to listen to hot stories.
No, no, no.
I won't show you my good side at all.
Let's move on to Mr. Junior.
No, it's fine.
When I was talking with Mr. Moriyama Naotaro,
he was talking about his older brother, Mr. Seiji.
What?
When I was 30 years old,
I decided to do activities with a pin before Seiji did.
But I made a rule that I would always show Seiji's picture once in one show.
If I talked about Seiji's episode, a picture would be shown on TV.
So Seiji wouldn't decline.
By doing that, even if I was performing alone,
we could appear together.
After that! After that!
There's more?!
If Seiji didn't put me in this world...
If Seiji didn't invite me...
I wouldn't be who I am now.
You're like brothers!
We're like brothers.
Seiji's picture hasn't come out yet, has it?
There's another one for Juniors.
Why do you always sing when I sing?!
It's a quote that came out in a conversation with Exile's Atsushi-san.
What entertainers need the most is...
love.
I think love is imagination.
In other words...
I think laughter is imagination.
There's only one thing...
The staff doesn't have love!
Okay!
There's love! There's love!
There's love!
My eyes are full of love!
After hearing a wonderful quote...
we'll move on to the seventh announcement!
London Boots!
Huh?!
Then...
It's me!
What was that?!
Tamura Ryo Tamura!
No, it's not like that!
I'm not nervous at all!
We have information from the staff of London Boots!
Until now, we've been able to hide the Ryokun family...
and watch them being good dads at home...
but recently...
we've been hiding the Ryokun family again!
And so, on the day after November...
His wife, Ms. Arise, took Shusuke with them and invited him out for lunch.
- So stylish! - So stylish!
He's going to a stylish place!
And the food they ordered was delivered.
A fast-food lunch steak.
Looks good!
Then, Shusuke said...
- Oh, there it is! - I told you to wait.
I told you to wait!
- It's big. - It's big.
Even though he said that...
He's taking care of the food.
- He's kind. - He's kind.
He's kind, isn't he?
- It's good. - It's good, isn't it?
- It's good, isn't it?
Be careful of how you eat if you're not in a good mood.
He's strict with his teaching, but he's still a good father to his children.
He's a good father.
And this time, we have another test.
What kind of reaction will Ryo-kun show when his wife, Alisa-san, tells him something he doesn't usually say?
First of all, what kind of reaction will Ryo-kun show when his wife tells him that she secretly bought him a necklace?
Look at this.
What is it?
What do you think of it?
I don't like it.
Did you make it? Did you buy it?
Ryo-kun doesn't show any interest at all.
What do you think of it?
I don't like it.
Do you like it?
I don't like it.
What do you think of it?
I don't like it.
What do you think of it?
It's cute.
What is it?
I don't like it.
He praised his wife.
He's strict.
How much is it?
Wait a minute.
Tell me when you buy it.
Okay.
Did you buy it?
Wait a minute.
I think it's about 10,000 yen or 5,000 yen.
Why?
Really?
I'll definitely talk to you about 50,000 yen.
I don't want to talk about it.
Don't talk to me about it.
If you buy it like that, do you know what will happen to me?
What will you do?
I'll cut it off.
You won't cut it off, will you?
I won't cut it off.
How much is it?
He didn't care about the necklace at all.
He was only interested in its price.
Then, about a month later, on the 12th of December,
he called Ryo-kun out again because he still had some questions for him.
What a stylish family!
I want to buy it first.
Then, the second test.
If you say you want Jidan Shusuke-kun to appear in a game,
how would Ryo-kun react?
Actually, I want Shusuke-kun to wear a skirt.
What is this?
Are you fooling me?
So...
What?
Should we go to a model or something?
What are you saying?
Are you serious?
Why?
What do you mean?
Can you put me in such a place?
I have no reason to put you in there.
Then, your plan has failed.
What plan?
Your debut as an entertainer.
Are you fooling me?
No, no, no!
Stop it!
Shusuke-kun's entertainer debut was rejected as a failure.
The third test.
If you say you want to work suddenly,
how would Ryo-kun react?
Oh no, oh no!
Why?
Why is it still like this?
Since when?
Is it not enough?
Now?
Is it no good?
Oh no!
Nothing will happen, so get out!
What are you doing? Who are you?
Of course.
What did you ask from over there?
Why were you asking me?
Even if you asked me,
at this time of year,
first of all,
at least tomorrow,
you will wake up in elementary school.
I am happy about that.
You are sure about it.
As a father.
If you think about children,
it is impossible to work at this time of year.
This is also a refusal.
In addition, there seems to be another reason why Alisa doesn't want to work in New York.
If you're in a bad mood at home, what do you do?
You say, "I can't do anything at home," right?
Even at this time of day, is it that important?
It's not like that.
I can say it, but please don't say it like that.
Then, on the contrary, please say it.
I'd like you to clean up the room.
I'd like you to put away the luggage in the hallway.
Is there such a thing?
I haven't put it away yet.
I know, I know.
I've been doing it.
On the contrary, if you don't say it when you work, it may be better for you to say it.
Well, as a father, you say it all the time.
At first, you say "Huh?"
You say it all the time.
What do you think, Junior-san?
Don't you think you lack love?
You lack love, don't you?
Love is creativity.
You could have been a little nicer to your wife.
I'm looking at you objectively and I'm saying it like this.
It's a little...
Are you okay?
As a woman, are you watching me?
No, you're not.
Do you come here once an hour?
Tetsuro Degawa-san!
Degawa-san!
Where did you come from?
Degawa-san!
Information provider, Degawa-san's manager, Ichikawa-san!
Ichikawa-san!
As he was walking down the street, a very beautiful woman came walking in front of him.
It seemed like he wanted to talk to her, and he kept looking at her.
Then, a child came out of the woman's back.
"What? A baby carrier?" He was disappointed.
Following the child, his husband also came out.
"If my husband is here, I won't give up!" He thought, and his husband was Ryo-san.
Huh?
What's going on?
Hey, what's going on?
What's going on?
Let me give you an excuse.
I was at a udon restaurant in Yamashita.
I got a call, so I went outside and called you on my cell phone.
Then a really beautiful woman came from over there.
She smiled and said, "Oh, Mr. Degawa."
She did it like this.
She smiled and said, "Oh, Mr. Degawa."
She did it like this.
To be honest, no matter who saw it...
Did you invite her?
I think so.
I didn't invite her lightly.
I didn't invite her in a serious way.
I invited her in a very elegant way.
She was there, but I didn't know what to do.
I got a call like that.
She was trying to say hello to you.
She smiled and said it like that.
Her skirt is short, too.
She looks like the woman who appeared in "Yongyo-ten".
She looks like Charlotte Stone.
Christmas special "She Did This Behind My Back".
It's time for the top 5!
There are still people whose names are not announced yet, right?
But there are only two people left.
There are only five people left.
Let's start.
Who is doing what?
"She Did This Behind My Back" 2012, 5th place is...
Don't come anymore!
Tsukacchan, Akiyama, Itakura...
Panel members!
Panel members are all in the top 5.
I have a feeling that they will do something crazy!
Information provider...
London Hearts staff.
"Panel's Door" is also over.
Recently, there are more of them in "London Hearts".
What are their feelings now?
Actually, the other day...
I invited only them.
We recorded it secretly.
You want to see it, don't you?
Let's watch it.
To verify it, on November 5th,
three members of Hane Tobi,
said something weird.
They are all old-fashioned.
I didn't think it was tied up or anything like that.
You should call your parents.
I don't want it to be tied up again.
It's a tight schedule.
We record it every week.
There's a bit of invincible atmosphere, isn't there?
The game is being completed.
Is it okay for me to go here and get in the way?
I also look at the staff.
You don't say that much.
It's a great atmosphere.
It's always like this.
It's too high-level.
The most popular comment is...
If it's like this, this control will activate.
Oh, that's it.
This is what I was watching.
It's probably not good to watch too much.
What's wrong with you?
The third place is also a bit compressed.
And here, Akiyama is...
The first person who told me to go to the gym was Lohard.
Until then, I couldn't say anything about going to the gym.
And when Lohard told me to go in the rain, I was really tired and excited.
And after that, it was like a joke about going to the gym.
Even if it's a joke, it's a joke.
It's a joke! It's a joke!
I think there's a certain theory of comedy.
That and...
Today, we have one corner, so...
From the middle, it's a trick not to look in the mirror.
Well, after 11 years of doing it, it seems like a lot of things have accumulated.
After that, Hanatabi Talk went on for two hours.
Did it go this far in two hours?
And here, the topic has changed.
This time, he's going to express his feelings for Hikaru's retirement.
I don't want to lose, but...
I don't want to be strong.
Why are you so excited?
This is frustrating.
It's continuing.
It's almost over.
Including the roller, it's continuing.
It's almost over.
The ratings haven't changed much.
It seems like it's over for me.
Even if it's disbanded, it's like Hikaru and Mark.
That's right.
I felt like I had to beat them.
Beat them! Beat them!
Beat them!
Units and units keep appearing.
Unit after unit.
I'm worried about each and every one of them.
I don't want you to hit me.
Stop it!
I don't want you to hit me.
It's been four hours since the drinking party started.
Once again, the topic is Rohan.
Even Kano-kun is like a fan now.
"Oh, this came out!" while watching.
It's amazing.
So I'm depressed after watching it.
When I'm watching it, I'm laughing like a viewer, and then the reaction is amazing.
I can't do anything even if I say I'm sorry.
What Atsushi-san told me and saved me is...
Even if you lose there, isn't there a part where you win elsewhere?
For example, in London Hearts' Hinadan game, it's below.
But if there is a part where you can win elsewhere, that's fine.
Hinadan also has a number of times, right?
If I hadn't come out in the past, I don't think I'd be so depressed.
I came out in the past, but what was I doing?
Takeyama-san is like playing an actor.
It's like playing a military man.
Why didn't I do it with Tsukai-san until now?
That's what I've been watching all the time.
It's like a team, but it's like a personal match.
I have to figure it out somehow.
There are a lot of similitons.
It's kind of like this.
It's the first time I've heard of it, and it's the first time I've heard of it.
It's like a team.
It's strong. I think it's really strong.
The one who remains is the one who passed through.
Your own style.
There will be more and more times like this.
I'm scared.
I don't want to think about it. I just want to go home.
The three members who want to look forward to their future activities are quite sick.
How is it? Is it realistic?
Is it realistic like this?
If I knew this would happen, I wouldn't have said "what is that Takeyama-san?"
But I was touched by his true feelings and I thought like that.
You have such a strong feeling for Picaru.
I have to defeat him.
It's strange that you have to defeat him.
But it's still going on.
I can say both things and I can say both things.
I can't go forward with both of them.
But you don't look at us at all in such a situation.
You don't look at us at all.
You have such feelings for Tsukacha.
I'll look at you when it's over.
I've never shown such a face.
They were doing such things behind our backs.
The ranking is finally decided by their family members.
Wagaya Tsubokura!
Wow!
It's their first time voting and they're in 4th place!
Wagaya Tsubokura is in 1st place for the first time.
Their family members are very disappointed.
The information provider is Wagaya's manager Yamada.
Wow!
Yatara.
She wants to go to Fukuoka,
so she says "somehow" and wants to meet Sugiyama,
and when she thinks about it,
in Fukuoka,
there seems to be a woman.
The manager is not here, is he?
Protect him! Protect him!
Judging by his laugh, it seems like it.
It's not like that. It's not like that.
He's not here?
Huh?
He's not here, is he?
Isn't the manager amazing?
Why is he here?
But there's a similar story that came from Roch's Cocado.
Oh, it's Cocado.
He gave a necklace to a girl in Fukuoka.
And he shows that girl's video to Nakaoka or something like that.
A video? A video?
That's good!
He's in the middle of giving her a necklace, so she's definitely there.
A video of Nakaoka?
Let me explain. Let me explain.
A video?
She was originally a girl he met in Tokyo.
Yes.
And she said she was from Fukuoka.
And when we met and got closer and started going out for meals and stuff like that,
I decided to go back to Fukuoka.
You decided to go back home?
And then, all of a sudden, I got lonely.
You did?
Yes.
I thought I might like her.
You realized she wasn't there, right?
Yes.
I thought I wouldn't be able to see her again.
It seemed like I was close to losing her.
So, to say goodbye, I said I'd buy her something.
We went to buy a necklace together.
And then, when we got to Fukuoka, we contacted her.
That's nice!
That's what it was like.
If you had the time, you'd meet her in Fukuoka.
If you had the time.
Yes.
And about the video...
She went on a trip to Okinawa with her friends.
Before going back to Fukuoka, she went on a trip to Okinawa with her friends who became friends in Tokyo.
And we took a lot of videos of her.
And you can't see her cell phone right now?
I want to see it!
Tsubokura's cell phone?
I want to touch it!
I want to see it!
I don't know the first word.
I'll say it honestly.
That guy is honest.
Is it okay?
It's okay.
Let's go and see it.
Let's see it.
It's not this one.
What are you doing?
It's cute.
Look at it.
It's amazing.
Don't look at me.
Why don't you look at the camera?
It's cute.
Look at it.
It's amazing.
Look at it.
How many times are you going to do it?
Look at it.
Are you still thinking about it?
Is it going well?
Are you going out with him for the first time?
I don't go out with him.
I contact him from time to time.
I'm sorry.
He was doing this behind my back in 2012.
He is now in the top three.
He is in the third place.
His name is...
Ariyoshi.
He is here.
What's going on behind his back?
He is in the third place.
What's going on behind his back?
Information provider and colleague of the same agency, Alco and Peace's Hirako.
Hey, your article is long, so try harder.
Two weeks ago, Aliochi was supposed to take his one- year-old son to Disneyland for the first time,
but he ran into a drug dealer and his wallet was stolen.
It contained 40,000 yen worth of Disneyland tickets,
but when Aliochi-san told him about it on the radio, he laughed his ass off.
During the broadcast,
he said, 'I'll give you all the coins I saved up as a parking spot!'
After the broadcast ended,
Aliochi-san went to return the coins,
and Aliochi-san gave him about 7,000 yen,
saying, 'That's enough, you'll make a mess of it.'
After that, when we worked together again,
Aliochi-san gave me a product voucher,
saying, 'I'll give you this, so take your son with you.'
He said, 'If you deposit it, you'll make some money.'
So I got that product voucher,
and with the money I deposited,
I bought a family-sized ticket,
and was able to safely go to Disneyland,
so I didn't make my son sad.
By the way, when you gave me the product voucher,
in order for me to accept it without hesitation,
this poor comedian
and his kindness
added poison.
What is this?
This is no good.
Amazing!
Stop it!
You have love, don't you?
No, this is a little...
This is too early!
Wait until you're 40!
No, but you're kind, aren't you?
You're a good person, aren't you?
It's good that you didn't use cash.
You are working hard.
Can I lick someone's chin?
You are working hard.
Can I...
Can I do it?
Can you do it?
Can you lick someone's face?
Wow!
Why can you do it?
What are you doing?
It's not your face.
You are being licked.
The Christmas special "Behind the scenes",
There are only two episodes left.
Up to now, we have provided these episodes with sponsors.
Let's go back.
"Behind the scenes", 2012.
Second place.
Yoshimura!
Information provider, London Hearts staff!
On October 2nd, we showed Yoshimura's carnivore syndrome on "Magic Mail Catering Special".
"Yokkola", "seksu", "akokuga", "maksu"
It's like "Hollywood Yoshimura", isn't it?
But you haven't done it since then, right?
That's right. I haven't done it since then.
I know it now, but it was before that.
Before?
Actually, when we were about to do this prank,
we received information that Yoshimura hasn't done "gokon" at all because he's been too busy lately.
So we couldn't stop him properly.
So, three weeks before "Magic Mail Catering Special", we did "katanarashi gokon" as a warm-up.
Katanarashi gokon
We set up "katanarashi gokon" and we'd like you to see it for yourselves.
"Katanarashi"?
What was "Yoshimura's katanarashi gokon" like?
Let's see it now!
It's been 4 months since we went back in time.
Our 5 opponents are these 3 girls.
30 minutes later, Yoshimura appears!
I'm serious now. Let's do it today.
And then...
Yocora, sex!
Stop it!
That's enough!
At the time of the "Magic Mail" special...
Yocora, sex! That's the max!
Was this place a success?
Yes.
It's my first time meeting you, so I have to drink sincerely.
While saying that?
What kind of cup is it?
It's been a while since I drank alone.
I only drank with that entertainer.
I have the image of drinking alone a lot.
I haven't done it recently.
I used to do it in the past.
You don't do it at all?
So I was thinking about how to get drunk and hug you.
You start drinking early, don't you?
Are you all off work now?
No, we're off in the summer.
We're off in the summer.
So you're going to drink a lot until tomorrow, right?
Not at all.
Oh, my.
I'm happy about this.
But I'm meeting you for the first time in a while.
I can drink a lot.
Can I drink a lot now?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
What's wrong with you?
Stop it! Don't grab me with chopsticks!
It's hard to give out just one item.
Let's change the topic here.
I don't like it anymore.
I love meat.
I only eat meat.
You are popular with meat lovers.
I heard that you are a meat lover.
Yoshimura, in your era...
I will wear a belt for now.
In Yoshimura's era...
You are wrong.
I see.
You are serious.
This belt game is also special.
It's coming out.
Is it Yoshimura, in your era?
I see.
It's coming out.
He kept showing off.
It's coming out.
An hour and a half after the show began...
He made the girls stand in the bathroom.
He made girls stand in the bathroom.
It's not fun at all.
I want to do it.
What do you think?
What?
Yoshimura was aiming for Nonoka.
When he brought back the girls...
Shigeoka and Shikiri sat in front of him.
Of course, Yoshimura sat next to Nonoka.
I'm...
I'm drunk.
I love you! I love you so much!
But he doesn't like to be in a mood.
Excuse me, can I see your chest?
Are you drunk?
Can I kiss you?
I want you to have an affair with me.
You're great!
Go away!
An hour later, he's finally in a mood.
What do you want to do?
Where do you want to go?
A motel.
You're great!
Not a motel!
Can you come with me?
I'd like you to have an affair with me.
Excuse me.
What's wrong with you?
You're drunk, aren't you?
Of course, they can't take her home.
Because of this incident, girls withdrew.
Be careful.
You're drunk, aren't you?
Shit!
You're drunk, aren't you?
You're great!
After that, I quit London Hearts.
You quit because you didn't like all the stories, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
Because you tried once.
But when an entertainer says, "I'm shy,"
when I get together with ordinary people like you,
I'm doing it for that only.
I'm doing it from above.
Don't do it.
She's telling you to do it.
Do it!
Let me do it!
You're the worst!
A Christmas special in 2012 was like this behind the scenes.
The first place has been announced!
As if there is a woman in Fukuoka...
Many behind-the-scenes actions have been exposed.
But more than that, it was a big investment.
The first place goes to...
Up until now, the first place has been a joke.
That's right!
But it's not like that this time!
But it's a joke!
From now on, we will provide you with the sponsors you see.
Let's go!
The first place of "behind-the-scenes" in 2012 is...
No, I'm scared!
It is...
Honmura Kami!
What will happen?
I don't want to do it!
In 2012, Honmura Kami did the most dangerous thing!
What is it about?
Information provider...
London Hearts Star!
We've covered Pon-san many times in Hidden Hearts,
but does Pon-san still say "shadow" in a drinking party?
No, I don't say it anymore.
I really don't say it anymore.
That verification video exists.
Please watch it.
No!
On a certain night of December,
Kaji-gp and Tokyo Dynamite Matsuda invited Pon-san to a drinking party.
There's no other place
where you can go around like this.
You're the only one who gets angry.
I really don't get angry.
I don't know.
But there are people who get angry just like you.
Excuse me.
Saito.
It's a hidden story about Uratani special show which aired in June of this year.
Saito tells me to go out and drink a lot.
But it's not funny if I say Saito.
Saito tells me that I look like him at first.
But I don't say it at all.
He's not human.
When Saito saw this video...
To be honest, I've been told this before.
What?
I don't like how you laugh.
I think you really hate me.
I really hate you, too.
I don't know if it's rude of me to say this to you.
But you're not funny at all.
And then they started fighting.
To be honest...
It's not funny just because I'm different from you.
What do you mean you don't like how I laugh?
Someone said it in a business meeting, but you covered it up and laughed at it.
It's not fair!
That's because you're not human!
You're not human!
I tried to get ahead of you.
I'm trying to keep up with you a little bit.
But you're ahead of me!
I was really pissed off when you said it.
No, I really didn't know what you were talking about.
So...
To be honest...
You said it in a really loud voice.
In a really loud voice?
You said it in a really loud voice.
I still hate losing.
It's not funny.
You said it in a loud voice.
I don't think it's my business.
Such a loud couple.
In fact, right after the recording, they played together on a program in Nagoya.
What do you think of him?
He seems to be keeping a distance.
No, he's a little relaxed.
That's it.
I'm a little relaxed.
I'm like, "Well, that's it."
Because I had a face like that.
I was like, "What should I do?"
You look good.
That's right.
I look small.
I was saying it for a while.
I was thinking of settling it with a punch once.
Really?
I was thinking of settling it with a punch once.
Now, the third monster.
Stop it.
Is it like that?
Do you keep a distance all the time?
To be honest, when the program was recorded in Nagoya, I said I was relaxed.
The moment I came, I apologized.
Did you say too much?
Then, the first word I said was, "If you set me up, it's because of you."
Even though you apologized?
What's with that attitude?
It was like, "Should I apologize?"
But you apologized, didn't you?
You apologized, didn't you?
But I think it's a little naive to apologize and be forgiven.
But I'm listening in the shadows.
Like, "Don't invite Saito for drinks."
Like, "Don't get involved with him."
I'm saying it in the shadows.
To be honest, I was scared of being scolded last time.
It's not normal for a junior to say that to a senior.
I thought it would come up a lot on Twitter, too.
For me...
Like, "You said too much."
But they didn't respond to me at all.
Like, "You said too much."
That's what they say.
There's love on the website, right?
Senpai, what's wrong with you? Please change!
Please be a decent human being!
I was a respected senpai, so I don't like when people say things like that.
Because me and Murakami-san are not people who can spontaneously laugh.
You say everything honestly!
It's true that we laugh because of our senpais' delicious food.
That's not true!
It's true that we spontaneously laugh.
Is it just you, Saito-kun, who can't spontaneously laugh?
Oh, he too.
So I don't think it's right for me to say bad things about senpais in the shadows like that.
Because we're in this workplace because of them.
We don't know that.
That's right!
But you didn't say anything wrong!
I really didn't say anything wrong!
What did you think of my opinion just now?
It's very empty talk.
It sounds like you're saying good things, but you're not friends with senpais!
I'm serious!
I'm not serious!
I'm serious!
That's not part of the debate right now!
No, I'm always very grateful!
Because I can't do anything myself!
Then, is there anyone else like Saito-kun?
It's not like that!
You're all wrong!
You're all going in the wrong direction!
That's right!
I've been drunk before!
Their arguments are parallel.
So, Atsushi will suggest a way to settle this dispute.
Let's settle it with sumo.
That's the only way!
That's the best way!
If you put it together, you'll know what I'm talking about!
I know what you're talking about!
If you win this, you're great.
Great?
You're not great!
And so, Murakami vs Saito's "Gaki Sumo" begins!
And now, we have a lot of things left to do.
We'd like you to take your sumo and forget about it in 2012.
We'd like you to make the wrong person fly!
Go for it, Saito!
One shot game, okay?
Go for it!
Are you okay?
Go for it, Masai!
I'm having more fun than you!
Ready...
Go!
He's fast!
You're weak!
You're so weak!
Let's do it again.
I can't do it in one go!
You ate it in one go!
It didn't taste good!
Do it properly!
Eat it!
I can't do it in one go!
Everyone is waiting for you!
You're fast!
Saito can do it!
You're fast!
You're so weak!
It doesn't taste good!
There's no reason for you to do sumo!
You look like you're apologizing!
Those who aren't wrong will win again and again!
Eat it up!
Eat it up, Saito!
Eat it up!
There's some left!
Eat it up!
There's some left!
Murakami won!
What are you doing?!
Saito!
What are you doing?!
Saito!
Pon-san won completely!
You too! What are you doing?!
Pon-san!
One more time!
This is the real deal!
Saito, don't let your guard down!
The first match is between Saito and Ashomori!
The second match is between Kon and Ashomori!
It's even now!
Here I go!
This is the last one!
Get ready!
There's still time!
It's dirty!
It's real!
Really?!
Murakami wins!
Saito!
What's wrong with you?!
Why do you keep losing?!
Saito!
Because of this clash, you two are smiling now!
Hug each other for the last time!
You lost!
You can think of me as your big brother now!
Just jump in!
Saito wins!
Good job, Saito!
Good for you!
Good job, Saito!
Let's not fight again in 2013!
By the way, Pon san has one more piece of information.
What?
After this, Pon san, who should have won, was hit by a car again!
By the way, Pon san, I have another piece of information.
I received it from the same agency as mine, Hanya Kawashima.
I recently got a girlfriend.
What? Who? Who? Who?
Say something to your girlfriend.
I won!
As an entertainer, I lost.
Of course!
That's good! That's good! You won the sumo match, right?
You won the sumo match, right?
As a person, I won, so it's fine.
As an entertainer, I lost.
Forever?
No, it's not forever. Who could it be?
Kano san! How was today's London Arts?
Thank you very much!
I didn't know you were doing something like this!
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