AISubs v3.6
The famous duo ...
It's better if we don't do this world
Koryoshi versus Ginyun
I'm bored with this world
Audience chose the comedians Zakiyama and Konyama
And they all have the same mysterious message
Hidden cards
Congratulations!
Congratulations to all of you!
This is the first time for the two of you to appear on "Kakuzuke".
Congratulations!
We are "urekko" who play "kakuzuke" together.
So we don't know why you are here.
No, we are "urekko".
When we were playing the song, the security guard stopped us completely.
Completely.
That happens a lot.
He asked us "who are you?"
Also, in the last year-end special, Mr. Zakiyama ate me up.
Eat me up?
Yes.
Do you want to play "gyaru"?
It is the first time for Chidori to appear on "Kakuzuke".
Is there a "gyaru" like that?
Of course, there is.
Okayama "gyaru", Okayama "gyaru".
Okayama is a beginner.
He came out of a peach like this.
And like this.
And it has been five years and eight months since Mr. Takiyama appeared on "Kakuzuke".
Really?
That's right.
It has been a long time.
That's right.
Did you meet a security guard?
A female security guard.
Of course, there is.
The topic of tonight is "If you marry in the future, will you marry this man?"
This topic existed before, didn't it?
It existed a long time ago.
It existed in 2009.
You are talking about me.
I am the first one.
In 2009.
Yes.
It will be like that again today.
Yes, it will be like that.
But, but...
You are talking about a female security guard.
But it is different.
Marry me!
Just let me say it!
Marry me!
It's different.
It's different just by marrying me.
It's common.
I will say it again!
I will fall in love with you!
That's why I have a bad image of you!
Everyone said it!
I will not say it!
When you wrote "sign" once, I asked you to write "that guy" again.
Have you ever written "yamaodo" before?
It's getting popular, isn't it?
The one who will announce the prize for 1 million yen is...
This one!
Sign
And in the top 2, the first appearance, Nobu of "Chidori".
When I ask various entertainers in Osaka, they all love and respect you and say you are kind.
I've been with you in the dressing room, and we haven't talked much, but the dressing room is very comfortable.
Even if we don't talk.
We've been together for a long time, and I think it's important for us to be comfortable even if we don't talk.
No, thank you.
I'm actually married.
My wife says I'm happy when I go to bed.
Before you go to bed?
Before I go to bed, my wife says I'm happy.
Your wife says you're happy.
Is she happy or is she covered in religion?
No, it's not that.
The man a high school girl wants to marry and Murakami's top 1 prediction is...
This guy.
You're kidding me.
Sometimes you say something bad in Kansai dialect.
But when I'm with you, it's always a little dark.
Sometimes you laugh like this.
There's a gap or a cool part, but you laugh for me.
Your smile is cute for a moment.
Why are you suddenly smiling?
Do it for me.
Show me your smile.
What's wrong with you?
What's wrong with me?
Is it now?
It's not now.
It's like you're smoking.
You're smoking and you're suddenly smiling like this.
It's like you can't smoke.
It's like you know it.
This one?
What are you gonna do with this one?
You came up with this one!
Can you get two outs with this speed?
He's fast!
He's fast, isn't he?
You too!
He got you!
I'll give you a change!
Let's go, let's go!
Let's go again, let's go again, let's go again!
No, you can't!
No, but this is crazy!
Tell me more about it!
The other day at work, I said "thank you very much" and you said "that must have been tough", and I said "but you were pretty popular after that", and you said "oh, that's right!"
Oh, that's it!
The lines!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Let's do it, let's do it, let's do it!
You have to say the lines properly!
It's okay!
Oh, thank you for doing that show the other day!
No problem, no problem!
Thank you!
That show was pretty tough, wasn't it?
But everyone said you were pretty popular!
Really?!
Change!
What is this?
By the way, Suzuki is...
1st place?
Goto is 1st place!
My type is Goto-san's face!
That's right, I'm his type!
Your face?
Yes!
Have you seen his old photos?
No!
He's like shit!
Stop it!
Please forget about the arm band.
I knew it!
The man who was married by a high school girl.
From now on, we will announce the 7 people who were expected to be under Goto-san!
4th place...
I'm looking forward to it!
Around here...
Here!
Nobuko of Yoshimura!
He's close!
Why?
Yoshimura-san is very popular right now!
Especially among high school girls.
Are you surrounded by high school girls?
No, I'm not.
I'm surrounded by girls when I go to rural areas.
You're surrounded by girls?
Yes, I'm surrounded by girls.
Wow!
That's why I'm here right now!
That's amazing!
Isn't it?
Ari-chan, if you don't come here, you won't be popular!
If you don't come here...
You're really popular right now!
I'm not popular!
That's not good!
Let's end it last year!
I want to see you become popular!
Our...
Popularity!
Isn't it really amazing?
If you do it well like Ayame, it will be helpful!
I'm going to be depressed because of Ayame.
That's no good.
That's no good because you're serious.
Are you serious?
By the way, what about you, Suzuki?
I'm 10th place.
You're 7th?
Why?
Because I'm someone who looks like she's about to cheat.
Is it no good for someone who looks like she's about to cheat?
It's no good. Young people hate people who cheat.
It's no good for someone who looks like she's about to cheat.
But among us...
How about you, Ayame?
No, I've never cheated.
I'm in trouble!
Why can't you stand it?
Hey!
Why are you so happy?
I'm serious!
Why are you so happy?
I'm so happy!
Now, let's see who's in 5th place!
Yama-chan!
Zakiyama-san, of course you're funny and cheerful.
But marriage is something you do every day.
To be honest, I think it's tough every day.
Isn't there anything good about it?
You're really persistent, aren't you?
What does persistent mean?
You're really persistent, aren't you?
Zakiyama-san, you know...
I think I'm a bad person.
Hey!
What's with that?
When I go somewhere, I always ask for the same thing over and over again.
Like what?
For example, what do you ask for?
I ask for my income all the time.
How much do you make?
You make money, don't you?
I've heard that many times.
I've seen it many times.
I've asked for it for about two hours.
No, that's not it.
You've been asking for it.
I said I didn't want to say it in the first place.
I don't want to say it.
On the contrary, I'm a comedian.
If you don't want to say it, you might want to say it.
Like, "Stop it, stop it, do it for me."
You can say it, can't you?
Yeah.
I can't say it.
What?
I don't say my income.
Then I'll do it like this.
I won't say it.
I definitely won't say it.
I don't say my income.
What?
I really don't say it.
But you're asking for it, aren't you?
I'm not asking for it!
Why do you say that now?!
I really don't want it!
Look! Look!
Can you do it for two hours?
It's really annoying.
But you're asking for it, aren't you?!
I'm not asking for it!
Look! Look!
It's really annoying, isn't it?!
I'm not asking for it!
This is tsurutontan.
Tsurutontan.
Takema-san, you know about it, right?
No, Pon-san...
Why do you know about this hell and still fall for it?!
I mean, Takema-san, you can say it right away, can't you?!
Can you say it?!
You've always been like this, haven't you?!
And so, Pon-san's worst five is...
These members!
Sixth place, this person.
Chidori.
Fifth place.
Sixth place.
As a senior, he's a good brother who you really want to follow, but...
The manliness that Takema-san has...
For girls in high school now, it's a little too late for that.
It's old.
It's old, isn't it?
A little, isn't it?
The old-fashionedness is old.
Even when we're drinking, he's like this...
Huh?!
What do you mean, "what do you mean?"
It's his posture, but like this...
Posture?!
When did I ever drink like that?!
Huh?!
You're like, really mad right now!
It's okay! It's okay!
Tokyo's fine!
Why are you getting mad?!
I'll stop you! Stop the camera!
No, no, no, smile, smile, smile!
Look, look, your face changed!
Why did you, Murakami-kun, drink like that this past month?!
No, we drank together.
He's a little scared.
Are you okay?
Don't be scared.
He's got a big attitude.
He's scared.
It was like that in the magazine.
It's like that in the magazine?!
What about the Genshas? Are there Genshas?
Are there Genshas?
Are there Genshas?!
What are you doing?!
So we'll keep making them.
So we'll be coming back and do things.
Let me ask you one more time for this questionnaire.
You're doing "chinchinoring" aren't you?
You're doing "chinchinoring" aren't you?!
"Chinchinoring"?!
What if you're doing it?!
You're doing it right now!
Don't speak!
When I was "chinchinoring" during the performance, I was so excited!
The staff came flying over!
We want to sell stylishly in Tokyo.
That's impossible!
The man girls want to marry,
Pon-san's prediction for 7th place is...
Kano!
Thank you!
7th place, huh?
As expected, it's a mysterious charm.
At first, you're like "whatever",
but you gradually start to look cute,
and you want to work hard together.
The girls start to praise you.
Girls?
They say "let's work hard together with Kano".
They say that?
I don't think they praise you much for 7th place.
That's because you're 1st place.
Right?
I don't think they praise you that much for 5th place!
7th place, and you suddenly start to praise me!
When you first start to appear,
people expect you to be like this, right?
"How will you make me laugh?" "What kind of person are you?"
I'm not saying this myself, but they're giving up on you.
Kano?
Yes.
On the other hand,
girls also have a bit of "motherly instinct".
Girls also have "motherly instinct".
You're still tickling an adult's motherly instinct?
Yes, I'm tickling her.
That's disgusting!
She's tickling me!
She's tickling you with her heart!
Does she feel that too?
Last year, she was like "come on, be strong!"
Who's that?
Who are you talking about?
A high school girl.
She's like "be strong!"
This year, she's like "what's wrong?"
She's like "what's wrong?"
So, PON's worst 3 are...
Ariyoshi, Takeyama and Jinnai.
8th place goes to...
PON.
Jinnai!
Last year, he was the best!
There's a reason for it.
What's the reason?
There's a lot of reasons.
What is it?
Oh, you're talking about the cheating game!
Jinnai!
What is it?
You're young.
But now, you have a happy girlfriend, right?
That's why I'm doing it properly.
Cute!
Are you going to say it?
Cute!
Yamahodo what are you talking about?
It's not like that!
Yamahodo is not there!
You talk about Yamahodo with your eyes, right?
Yes.
Did you say something like that?
Look! She is laughing properly!
She is great!
She is really great!
Then there is more!
There is more! You can do it!
I will decide when to stop playing around with you!
Wait! Wait! Wait!
Wait! Wait!
I won't play around with you either!
Don't play around with me!
Why are you putting me in trouble?
But say it!
Yamahodo!
You don't need it, do you Jin-san?
But say something like Kano-kun!
If you have a chance like that again, will you give it to London Hearts?
There is something I admire about Kano-kun!
Do something like Kano-kun!
If you do, everyone will think about you!
Tanzania!
You will definitely be driven away!
There are two people left!
What?
Wait!
Takeyama-san and...
Wait!
What?
Let's go!
If you marry in the future, this man, Pon-san, who was asked by hundreds of people many times,
will be in 10th place!
9th place is Arios!
I was just thinking about it with myself.
That's right!
It's like...
That's right, right?
It's because we fight a lot, right?
I was just thinking about it.
The reason for 9th place is...
I don't think Arios has any supporters in girls' high school anymore.
Zero.
None.
Zero.
None.
Arios is like a spokesperson for people who have some dissatisfaction with the world.
And there are people who think he's a good person, but...
Arios is not a good person.
Why not?
What's wrong with you?
In the make-up room...
Arios and I were there...
And there was a woman there.
She was the only one there.
So I asked her, "What's your name?"
And she said, "I don't know, but I'm a third-class talent."
You don't have to say that, you know?
"Third-class" and all that.
Even though everyone is working hard.
That's because it's my job, you know?
The camera isn't rolling, you know?
Aren't you idolizing?
It's a difference of black consciousness.
A difference of black consciousness.
When I get out of the house, I turn on the engine.
I see.
You should quit, then.
He said you should quit.
Should I quit?
I say the same thing.
You should quit this world.
Huh? You're far from it!
This world!
I also think that the situation we're in now...
It's unfair!
Even though the world is working hard and working hard and working hard...
The exchange rate is increasing more and more.
This state?
I don't like it.
It's unethical.
I don't like it.
The exchange rate is increasing without knowing the ceiling.
That's not it.
If I'm in 9th place here, you're forcing me to say bad things about me like that.
That's not it.
If you say that you're good, is that fun in that world?
If you say you're good, there will be more people who imitate you like this.
It's okay if you imitate me, but no one can do it, so I won't do it.
So if you can do it, you should try it.
Give me a nickname.
I'm not talking about nicknames.
That's also a consideration.
You should do it.
You should do it properly.
Kuso-nikome-udon.
Ero-mitto-mo-nai.
Ariyoshi has given many nicknames up to now.
What will he say?
From the brain, from the brain, from the brain.
If you're confident, do it now.
Go, go.
Hotoke-kun.
Hotoke-kun is cute.
Very cute.
Hotoke-kun, Hotoke-kun.
You're weak.
Hotoke-kun is kind.
You can do it.
Do it now.
Call him Hotoke-kun's partner.
Ese-rapper.
You're tiring.
Ese-rapper.
Do it, do it.
You can do it.
Do it now.
I'll do it.
That person is a woman.
You're tiring.
Do it now.
Aho...ahotraman.
Ahotraman?
That's crazy.
That surprised me.
Ahotraman?
Hotoke-kun, do something!
Hotoke-kun's character is difficult!
Jobs! Jobs is here! Jobs is here!
This story...
Hotoke-kun, do something!
Hotoke-kun and Daigutsuchi are...
Stop it!
You're taking my part again!
Hotoke-kun and Daigutsuchi are...
This story is totally suitable for "Kairi Uchi".
9th place, Adam.
9th place is a little fast.
Ariyoshi is high.
Ariyoshi is...
Suzuki is...
Why?
He's watching "Jikoku" in the entertainment world.
He's doing it properly.
What's with that greeting?
Why are you suddenly getting round?
What are you doing?
You're doing your best!
Wait a minute!
Hotoke-kun hasn't appeared yet!
You can't come out before Hotoke-kun!
What are you going to do if you come out before Hotoke-kun?
Please, stupid drama!
This is strict, stupid drama!
What is it?
This is all I can do.
More than that...
Takeyama-san is last.
That's just a greeting, right?
It's just a greeting, right?
The reason is...
Uncle...
That's what it is, right?
It's like you wrote it without thinking about it, right?
I also really wanted to make Takeyama-san last.
I thought about it a lot.
But it was impossible!
There are girls who like Takeyama-san, right?
There are girls like Takeyama-san, right?
Wait a minute! You're poisonous!
No, I don't think so!
Takeyama-san is often last!
Takeyama-san is 10th place, right?
It's totally 10th place, right?
It's totally 10th place! It says "uncle" right?
But, Suzuki...
I made it 5th place.
I did it!
I thought he was really kind.
I thought he would be a good dad.
You married him, right?
I love girls in high school.
But, everyone...
Wait a minute! What did you say just now?
I love girls in high school.
I don't like her.
But she will like you, right?
It's okay if she likes you, but...
I love you more than that!
It's okay!
I love girls in high school!
It's not weird, right?
But you love girls in high school, right?
I love girls in high school!
I, Takeyama, love girls in high school!
Stop it!
Why don't you follow the rules?!
You're under arrest for 1 hour and 5 minutes!
Don't look at the clock!
Stop it!
What are you doing?
Um...
Stop looking at the clock!
Don't say anything!
Stop it!
Don't say anything!
Stop it!
Appear!
First of all, the first thing girls want to marry the most is...
Ariyoshi!
That's strong!
High school girls?!
You're so into it!
It's finally here.
It's finally here, first place.
Is it your first time winning first place?
It's my first time.
Ariyoshi is finally in first place!
Pon-san, you didn't win a million yen.
Ariyoshi is in ninth place.
You don't know anything about it.
No, I'm not stupid!
Shouldn't you just give me a nickname?
That's right, that's right.
Please forgive me!
I'm sorry!
I was doing something amazing!
Nickname impossible!
Now I know!
Nickname Tsukendo is amazing!
I was doing something crazy!
I'm fine with first place!
You've completely changed!
This is amazing!
Reason!
Yes, thank you!
You're independent, but you're tsundere and you're cute.
You seem like you'd value our wedding anniversary and you seem like you'd be a good dad.
That's what it means!
You value our wedding anniversary!
You don't remember, do you?
Do you actually want to get married?
I do!
You want to get married?
I do! I really do!
Is there anyone you'd like to marry before you get married?
No, there isn't.
I really want to meet someone like that soon.
If I meet someone like that, I'll give it my all.
That's dirty!
That's not love in your heart!
We've known each other for many years!
I wanted to see you face-to-face!
You do, don't you?
As expected of an idiot man!
What do you think?
What do you think of that?
I've grown my nickname this far!
What?
You haven't grown that much!
What do you think?
Idiot man!
What do you think of that?
What does that mean?
I asked 100 high school girls.
If you're going to get married in the future, marry this man.
Please!
That's too early!
You don't know yet!
Don't say it's too early!
You don't know!
That's God's will!
There might be a chance!
Everyone has a chance!
Suzuki is also in 5th place!
I was wondering if you were praying for this corner.
You said "Give me my underwear" in a low voice.
You said it!
Are you running a brucella shop?
I'm not running a brucella shop!
How about running a business?
I'm not running a business!
If I was running a brucella shop, I wouldn't be here!
What do you mean you're not running a business?
Say it properly!
If you have such suspicion, don't call me today!
You can't call me like that!
Don't call me like that!
It'll be a problem later!
Let's move on!
2nd place is...
Chidori...
Nomu!
He's here!
Amazing!
This is a big progress!
This is amazing!
I'm holding you all back!
Reason!
Yes!
I don't know it well, but...
A good person aura is coming out.
I don't know it well, but...
A good person aura is coming out.
That's right.
I don't know it well, but...
Your smiling face is cute...
Watching you is healing...
Thank you for saying that...
I don't know it well, but...
I only know your appearance, but...
I think you'll live in peace and become a warm family...
Wait a minute!
But you have a good image!
I'm getting hurt little by little...
Little by little...
You have a great appearance!
Sometimes I want to do like this in front of a commercial...
Buddha-kun!
Buddha-kun character!
Like this, a high school girl will say...
Ah, that Buddha-kun person, right?
You have a better image!
This is good!
Buddha-kun goods, right?
I want it!
What's your idea?
Following Nobu, who was taken by Akiyama again...
The third man a high school girl wants to marry is...
Goto!
Look!
Thank you.
The reason is...
She has a cool and kind face.
She often appears on TV, so I can expect her in the future.
I see.
Does it mean that her work is also evaluated?
And she is funny and too cool.
Wow!
For him, she will work hard and become a good wife.
Wow!
She is a high school student!
She is pretty good.
She is quite old.
She is old, so...
Wait a minute!
Even if she is old, her ears don't move.
Is that so?
Her ears don't move unless she is old.
Don't say that!
Aren't there any hints?
Hmm...
Gun!
That's not a gun!
Isn't that a keys?
That's a guns.
Guns?
Umm...
That's a cooler keys!
Hey, what are you talking about?
What am I talking about?
[Laughing]
I asked 100 girls.
If you get married in the future, this guy.
Fourth.
Fifth, Chidori!
Wow!
She's totally okay!
It's her first appearance and she's up there!
She looks like she's going to have a hard time.
The reason is, she's wild and seems like she'll pull you and she seems like she has life force.
I see.
Also, I don't know much about her but her face is cute.
Her face is cute?
That's right.
So nowadays girls in high school don't think she's scary, right?
They flip you over, right?
They think you're cute because you're too scary, right?
Isn't she going to be popular?
Chidori, seriously, isn't she going to be popular?
I think Daigo's Chidori might come out.
It's a problem for girls in high school, right?
You have to spend money, right?
That's right, Chidori might be popular.
She's here, she's here!
She's a good character!
You only need three dice, right?
If you know too much, it's weird.
If you know too much, you'll have a problem.
That's a good sound!
This is a 3-0.
3-3-3-0.
As expected!
Can you control this character?
When you're in a scene...
When you slide, you can show your dynamite.
It's not a battle without justice.
It's okay, you have Hotoke-kun.
If you're in trouble, I'll be here.
You don't have to do that.
I'm trying to get all the rights.
You're like Bruce Lerman.
I'm not Bruce Lerman!
I asked girls in high school.
If you're going to marry in the future, it's this guy.
Joy Group's fifth place!
Please!
Zakiyama-san!
Thank goodness!
He's completely doing his own thing!
Don't do it!
I'll do it!
Reason...
He's kind, and even if you fail, you won't give up and will support you.
Ah, I see!
It's fine, it's fine!
Also, if you're together, it seems like you'll have fun!
That's right!
I think my parents will like it, too!
Of course!
This is strong, isn't it?
If you're not good at it, you might be about the same age as your parents!
That's right, they're girls' high school students!
It's like you're their senior!
It's not like you're their dad, it's like you're their senior!
Wow, you're good at this!
Let's go! This way, please!
Hey, isn't it this way?
You're like a comedian!
One day, your dad comes back and says, "Hey, what? You don't have a net?"
How much are you going to use?
I'm not moving from here!
I... I still haven't been able to arrange anything from here!
The fifth question is...
Who are the worst five girls' high school students?
The sixth place is...
Giri!
It's like a girl's high school student has stolen his girlfriend!
Please don't say it! Don't say it to the company!
Don't say it to the company!
You're always like this!
Stop it!
I just want to go in normally, so I'm just praying!
Alright, let's go.
Even if it's a girl's high school student group, if they can pass this, they're barely okay.
The sixth place is...
Pon-san!
A book!
You know quite a lot.
From now on, I'll tell you only the bad reasons.
First of all, it looks annoying.
Also, it's cool, but you'll get bored of it as soon as you look at it.
Does it mean that you'll get bored of it?
It means that you don't like it at all.
It means that you like the face, but you don't like the content.
The content...
There's a lot of content, though.
It means that you don't like it.
You didn't like saying bad things, did you?
Does it mean that you can do better?
Do you think you can do better?
So, it's like you're better now.
Tell me!
You're better now!
You don't have to be so mean, do you?
By the way, Ariyoshi's nickname is "multiplication act".
Can you give us a better one?
Can I say one that just came up?
I'll say it without hesitation.
"Advertising agent".
Oh, you're right!
That's helpful!
I'd like you to give me a better one.
Give me one!
By the way, Ariyoshi's nickname is "sick crow".
Our nickname is "raw garbage".
We're like "Kabuki-cho's morning" when we play football.
Isn't it great?
Don't think too much about it, Ariyoshi!
I see!
It just came up!
Then, I'll say it.
"Lord Kama-kiri".
What's wrong with you?
When you said "hello", you said your last name!
What are you going to do?
Who is the most hated female among us?
In that case, father, please give me a daughter.
Furthermore, she greeted her father with an unbelievable wedding greeting.
If you're going to get married in the future, who will you marry?
The 7th place is...
Yoshimura!
Hey, Shimura-kun!
The reason is...
Recently, I've been in a good mood and it's annoying.
I'm a pervert. It's gross.
My image is the worst.
You're the one who's depressed.
I'm the one who's depressed, right?
You're the one who's depressed the most.
And also...
I'm worried about my future.
He said he's worried about his future the most!
He's worried about his future the most!
No, it's not like that!
There's been a lot of...
Gradually, like...
Even in the show...
There's been a sense of stability.
So, well...
I think it's going well!
No, it's my greatness that I can't accept it!
This is...
If you're sweating, put it on the bed!
Jin-san, you're too caught up in it!
Take this and this and...
Prepare a towel!
And so, we asked the girls' high school students.
If you're going to get married in the future, who is this man?
The worst three are Jinnai, Kano and Takeo!
In eighth place...
Jinnai-san!
Thank you!
No, it's not "thank you"
In 2009, you won first place
This is a good experience
Let's go up from here again
That's right
First of all, please listen to the reason
X position and marriage are out of question
It's only for high school girls
Well, it can't be helped
There are many nice people even in X position
It's not good
Knowing that is still a little bit from high school girls
When you become an adult
But it's for high school girls
That is
Also
Even if you are a beautiful wife, you will cheat on your wife
I wonder if I will be cheated on at once
I see
It's a way of thinking that you cheated on that person
I see
In such a situation, such an opinion
Even if cheating in the past can't be helped
It's the worst to boast about it
It becomes like this
It becomes like this and it is taken like this
That's right
I really reflected on myself many times
That's right
After saying it
But today is the last, right?
Today is the last
From now on, it's the last, right?
It's the last
I will never cheat on you
You won't even look at other girls, right?
I won't even look at other girls
Just kidding
That's too much
In 2012, you won't be the only one
That's too much
Ariyoshi is really bad, isn't he?
He said such a thing and won first place
He is really bad
I really hate Ariyoshi
Now, below that
Takeyama-san and Kano-san
Which one is it?
If Takeyama-san is in 10th place, you can get a double punch
It's true
Takeyama-san is a high school girl
She is the one who doesn't want to get married in the future
In 10th place...
I'm sure I'm wrong.
10th place...
Kano Eiko!
Wait a minute!
What's wrong?
I'll wait! Let's go through it again!
I'm sure I'm wrong!
I'll wait!
We're not waiting for you!
Let me out!
As a result, you're in 10th place!
Wait a minute!
I always competed with...
Angle Tadaka and...
Joyman Takagi...
Joyman Takagi? I miss you!
You haven't appeared for a while!
You should be ashamed of appearing!
I thought it was unnecessary for me to pray against Takeyama.
That's why you didn't pray!
Before we talk about the reason...
On TV...
People often say my back is dirty, so...
No!
You don't like it, do you?
I don't like it when my back is a little dirty.
You like it when it's clean, don't you?
I like it when it's clean.
And...
You don't hate it, do you?
My socks smell.
You don't hate it, do you?
It doesn't smell.
It doesn't smell at all.
It's just an image, isn't it?
It's just an image.
But you're 9th place, so for me you're like 1st place.
You're low!
No, that's not it!
High school girls have fathers who are older than them.
That's right.
If you suddenly put someone else's uncle in 9th place,
you're like 1st place, aren't you?
I'm not 1st place.
You're not 1st place.
What kind of interpretation is that?
Everyone is someone else's uncle.
That's right.
No, because everyone doesn't feel like an uncle more than me.
Well...
That's absolutely true.
But you're just being cursed at, aren't you?
What? I'm being cursed at?
No, you're just being cursed at by your uncle's example.
What do you mean by "your uncle's example"?
You're just being attached to it, aren't you?
No, I'm not being attached to it. I'm an uncle!
That's realistic, isn't it?
You're not being attached to it, are you?
You're just getting older, aren't you?
You're not being attached to it, are you?
But there are people who say it's better than it's possible.
That's right.
Well, it's definitely not 1st place, but...
It's not 1st place.
I don't know if it's 1st place or not.
I think it's definitely 1st or 2nd place.
The reason is...
Basically, I don't think you can have a conversation.
Did you say you can't have a conversation?
Basically, I don't think you can have a conversation.
No, no, no.
Also...
It's embarrassing to introduce you to your parents.
No, not at all.
Because this time...
That's right, you actually said it.
I did say it. They gave me a lot of sushi.
Sushi...
That's terrible!
It was very welcome.
You said "Please give me your daughter", right?
I said "Please give me your daughter", and my mom was a little surprised.
Your mom was surprised?
She was surprised, but my dad was very happy about it.
Can you talk about it with your parents?
It's kind of a random talk.
Of course, it started with a random jab talk and...
Jab talk?
That's where my dad...
How did you get along with your dad?
We had a lot of fun talking about Japanese property values.
What are you talking about?
You said "Please give me your daughter", but you're talking about property values?
Is it like a quiz?
For example, Miyagi or Sendai.
You make a lot of choices.
But we had a lot of fun and it made it easier for me to get along with my parents.
Can you talk about property values from there?
I'm a professional talker.
You're not a professional.
You're a professional talker.
It went really smoothly.
You were talking about property values, right?
Where was the last property value?
Okinawa.
You did it all.
I did a lot of things.
Hokkaido kept going down.
Okinawa, Naha.
Naha.
Anyway, dad, please give me your daughter.
It's not smooth at all.
It's definitely not good.
It's not good.
It's impossible.
It's difficult for students.
But my dad said "Okay", so...
It's not over yet.
Money, marriage, funny greetings...
Hey!
And messages for female high school students all over the country...
Do you have confidence in your test results?
Well, well, well...
What about Shimane?
Um...
Yamaguchi.
What?!
That's wrong!
Not at all!
Didn't your dad tell you on the way, "No, it's not Yamaguchi!"?
I didn't happen to pass by Shimane.
Your dad didn't pass you by.
What would you do if you came to Shimane from your dad?
If I came to Shimane...
I could use the bus once.
That's not true!
Did your dad pass you by?
No, he didn't.
He did everything.
Did you use English?
No, I didn't.
And the last reason...
It hurts, but you can't warm up.
Ah, yes, yes.
Yes.
Just like we expected.
On the contrary, I was told it hurts...
At first, I was like, "Why?"
But in 2010, I thought I had to do it properly.
I got a seat...
I slipped...
I bit with words...
I couldn't say anything...
Graduation!
Generation!
I'm graduating!
Generation?
Graduation!
Graduation.
Then tell your high school students!
Hey!
Why are you saying it from the top?
You're younger than me!
It's okay, it's okay!
Sorry, sorry!
It's okay! You can say it from the top!
No, no, no!
You're younger than me!
You're my senior in life!
Right?
On TV...
They don't judge you just by your appearance.
I...
love different women...
and I think I have to be reborn.
So...
This year...
2012...
Excuse me!
Can you do it?
Go! Go!
2012
First of all, look at me!
Please look at me.
Look at me! Look at me! Stop it! Look at me! Stop it! Look at me!
I can't stand the pain!