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Their fates will finally be decided!
Ariyoshi - Victims' Meeting!
You all look pretty angry.
It feels like this day has finally come.
That's right!
This day has finally come!
In the first place, why do you all look like you own this place?
You're being accused of it, right?
Why are you being accused of it?
Stop talking already!
How long are you going to keep quiet?!
I'm getting anxious!
I didn't know there was a TV show like this!
I was surprised!
I didn't know there were this many gorgeous members...
...and they all met at the same schedule.
We managed to meet up, even though we were busy!
Oh, right!
You all met up at the same schedule, right?
That's not true!
Maybe Atesu-san is an enemy, too!
That's not true!
This is totally neutral!
It's neutral!
I feel like we're on the same side!
Ariyoshi's biggest request is...
...for Ariyoshi himself to apologize for all of his crimes!
If Ariyoshi admits that he's at fault for all of his crimes...
Of course, I'll apologize as much as I want...
...but if you don't have an excuse...
...what would you do...
...if Ariyoshi admits that he's at fault for all of his crimes?
That's true!
If you don't have an excuse for all of your crimes...
...you'll have to take risks!
You'll have to hide outside of ARK!
You'll have to hide inside of ARK!
I don't think there's a better excuse than that!
No, there isn't!
Have confidence and apologize!
If it's 1-1, we'll lose! Let's all fight together!
Let's all fight together!
Ariyoshi's victims' meeting!
First of all...
Gravia idols Isoyama and Kubadano Upparu will verify what kind of damage they received through VTR.
First of all, Isoyama...
Last year, with his manager, he appeared in "Talent Path Consultation" and...
Well...
Am I fat?
The main character now is a male fan, right?
Yes.
Since long ago, male fans like Isoyama-san's lazy body.
Lazy body?
Isoyama-san's body is not lazy?
It's not lazy, right?
It's not called "lazy", right?
And the story is about the agency's strategy.
You know...
Yes.
2008, 2009...
Yes.
He appeared in "Beat Koumon".
Yes! That's good!
Right?
And in 2010, he played the role of a heroine in "Goseiger".
Yes.
Wow!
As expected, the result hasn't come out.
It hasn't come out at all.
Has it come out?
Well...
Has it come out?
As usual, only lazy men support him.
As usual...
What Isayama wants to say today is...
Due to his laziness...
Due to his laziness, he doesn't want to work out anymore.
This is terrible!
Apologize!
Next up is Bear.
Due to his laziness...
In the end, when his body starts to loosen up...
He ends up dating a useless man.
In the end...
I wonder...
I wonder if he's aiming for the president of a clothing store.
That's terrible!
But if you look at it from the president's perspective...
I think Bear is lame.
From the president's perspective...
He's losing his brand image.
She's a pretty dirty woman, but...
She's not only dirty...
She's even started talking about sex all of a sudden.
Sex?!
She's been talking about it lately.
I know she's doing it all the time, but...
Isn't it a rule not to say it?
It's for women only.
Women don't support you.
Last time, a few months ago...
When we were filming...
Yoko Kumada pointed out that women don't support him.
About 10,000 people agreed on Twitter.
Yoko said it.
It's true.
Women actually come to events and such.
They do.
I think I'll show you what it's like.
What it's like.
I think it's increasing.
The number of people who actually talk about it and the number of fan letters...
Then that's all of you.
The number of fan letters is all of your female supporters.
That means...
About 50 million people hate you.
I don't want to say it, but I'll say it.
Ladies and gentlemen...
You know...
I think you're ugly!
When you're popular...
You lie all of a sudden.
I do have a little bit of that.
Then I'll tell you one unfortunate news.
Wait a minute!
What is it?
Wait a minute!
The number of male fans is zero.
Yoko Kumada said something today...
Is it possible?
Because of my stubbornness...
The way I'm treated at other events...
Has become more and more complicated.
This is terrible! This is terrible!
Seiyuu!
Once again, I thought it was terrible.
Once again, I'm really happy with the attitude of Ariyoshi-san who is watching this movie.
When we first introduced you to Gravia's photos, you were already laughing.
Isn't that a strange story?
Gravia is a seller, isn't it?
I'm doing it seriously, so please do it seriously!
But, well, about Isayama...
Is your work style changing?
My work style has increased by 80% in my diet plan.
I really respect you, Isayama-san.
I think of you as the Japanese Robert De Niro.
You're crazy!
What are you doing?
What are you doing now?
You're making fun of me!
What's wrong with you?
You're a hero!
I'm a man!
Because of me, your work has increased!
No, it's not like that!
Because, you know, you're already too young, Gravia!
Hey!
What's wrong with you?
Ariyoshi-san, you said that you shouldn't lose too much weight because of the support of men, didn't you?
That's why you shouldn't lose too much weight with your diet plan.
You have to keep your chubby body.
That's right.
So, you're not dieting now because you listened to me and kept your chubby body, aren't you?
That "chubby body" is strange, isn't it?
The way you speak is strange.
Ariyoshi-san, there's a term called "chubby body".
I'm the one who keeps you chubby.
Until you said that you looked tired, you were called "chubby body".
That's not true!
You're not chubby!
I'm the one who keeps you chubby!
But it's work, so let me stick with you.
It's not good! It's strange that you don't stick with me!
I think it's better for men in the world to talk to him and say "f*ck you"!
What did you say?
It's hot! It's hot!
Even if you're a gravure idol, you have to smell like that!
It's hot! It's hot!
You're weird today!
You're definitely close with Ariyoshi-san!
I'm not close at all! I'm not close at all!
You don't agree with me at all!
You're only attacking me on the surface!
I'm not a bad-mouthed old man!
You make me think you're kind-hearted!
You're a bad-mouthed old man!
You make me think you're a bad-mouthed old man!
You make me think you're kind-hearted!
Is that so, you fat woman?
You're saying too much!
I won't say that!
But you're kind-hearted!
I'll become a fat woman tomorrow!
To be frank, we gravure idols have never been treated like that!
But because of Ariyoshi-san, we're treated roughly!
Even when Ariyoshi-san isn't on the show, we're treated like that!
I don't know if it's true or not, but one night I was watching "Ametalk" and Ariyoshi-san was there!
And she said I'm ugly!
I think it's fine if it's someone who's there, but she said someone who's not there!
I can't judge Ariyoshi-san like that, but I don't think it's fair!
It's not fair, but she said it in front of you!
It's fine if you say it like that!
Today's outfit is also really ugly!
Komori-san, I'd like to hear your opinion.
How about you, Kumazawa-kun?
It's like this year.
It's good, isn't it?
I don't know, there's more work to do.
I think it's becoming like an easy-to-use talent.
Don't you think of that positive aspect when you work with Ariyoshi-san?
To be honest, I have a lot of influence, so I'm often told I'm like that show.
There's a bit of influence, but it's different from what I imagined.
I see.
That happens.
But if you say there's more work to do...
Thanks to Ariyoshi-san, I was able to show a good example of how Kumazawa-kun should work.
That's why I have a good influence.
For example, Ariyoshi-san is pretty strict, isn't she?
Even though Rohan is strict, the staff takes good care of him.
Ariyoshi-san comes and helps me out, but he's not like that at all.
I'm not like the staff or Atsushi-san.
It's too late!
It's too late for you, Kumazawa-kun!
Kumazawa-san and I have known each other for many years.
So, if you were to say something bad about me on a show,
would you like me to go to the dressing room and touch one of your buttocks?
What did you say?
That's too low of a response!
What do you mean by "too low of a response"?
One of your buttocks is too low of a response!
You're saying it like everyone else is touching their buttocks!
That's too low of a response!
That's easy for me to do.
Normally, on a show like this,
based on my experience up until now,
even in my private life, I know what it's like to say things like this.
So, I was wondering if you had any professional wrestling feelings about me.
But you don't say anything about me at all.
First of all, I'd like you to apologize to the professional wrestling industry as a whole.
Why?
That's right.
I'm a little nervous.
It's like you have a meeting with a professional wrestler.
In order to make the audience happy like an entertainment show...
Anyway, I think you should apologize to the professional wrestling industry.
I'm sorry, everyone.
I'm sorry, everyone of the professional wrestling industry.
Apologize to me, too, before you apologize.
I'm going to tell you another story.
I told her about plastic surgery.
I told her about it.
Mr. Ariyoshi, can you not talk about plastic surgery?
I didn't do it.
You didn't do it?
I didn't do it at all.
But, you know, it happens a lot.
Everyone says it's okay to say it.
Whether it's a joke or not.
You guys say it a lot, don't you?
I didn't want you to say it's okay.
You didn't want me to say it in a dark world?
I'm not a comedian, so I don't want you to say anything.
You don't have to say it out loud.
But, you know, you can't see a long-term progress if you're just a comedian.
If you're just talking about it and you get a job, it's all the same.
Mr. Ariyoshi!
It's not all the same.
As for you, Ms. Isoyama, you've already said everything you wanted to say.
I haven't said anything!
Then you're saying you haven't said anything?
I don't think it's Ms. Isoyama's fault, but overall...
But you should apologize to the Mitocormon fans for now.
That's right.
It's because you don't like Mitocormon, but Mitocormon fans like us love it.
I watch it in the evening too!
We got involved in Mitocormon...
We got involved in Mitocormon and ended up like this.
We sincerely apologize to you, Mitocormon fans.
Why should we apologize?
Their complaint ends here.
We apologize for causing you so much damage.
I found a new character for you called "sexy woman" and "fucking fat woman",
so I don't think you need me to apologize for that.
That's not true!
You're saying it worse than you said it before!
I'm sorry!
Oh, I see! You're saying it worse than you said it before!
Why did you say "fucking fat woman"?
You're saying it worse than you said it before!
Isoyama and Kumada refuse to apologize for causing you so much damage.
Next up is the damage report of the three popular models.
First up is Komori, who appeared in "Locker Room" for the first time.
Wow, you're so cool!
I've been saying "charisma" like garbage lately.
Garbage?!
I've never heard of it!
Everyone says it!
If I were you, I'd say "charisma".
That's not true.
Can I say something fundamental?
You're ugly!
I thought you were ugly.
What's up with you, Komori?
I thought you were ugly.
Even if you say I'm ugly, it's not like I'm embarrassed in front of a magazine.
You're eating ugly food, aren't you?
That's what I respect about you!
I'm not eating ugly food!
This is the third time!
The reason why Komori is upset today is...
It's probably because...
The ugly character has settled down.
She's not called "charisma model" anymore.
Apologize!
Suddenly, she changed like a model Komori Jun and everything was destroyed because of that.
That's why she's doing a charisma fraud.
It's not a fraud!
It's a problem that she's showing charisma to someone who's not charismatic at all.
No, it's not like that!
What is charisma?
It's when clothes that you wear sell or things you produce become popular.
That's why there are a lot of girls who want to be like Jun-chan and that's why she's called charisma.
What kind of way of talking is that anyway?
She just lost.
It's not a way of talking!
It's not like it's a good way of talking!
First of all, there's a way of deceiving people who say they're independent models.
It's not deceiving!
It's not deceiving at all!
What's the difference between a model and an independent model?
To make it short, galleries are cheaper.
Independent models?
The charisma of cheap-looking models.
It's not cheap-looking!
It's not cheap-looking?
It's easy for people to get close.
It's easy for people to get close!
Is the independent model close?
It's easy for people to get close or get close to.
If you think it's easy for you to want to be like this and it's independent models,
Isn't charisma weird?
Charisma is a bad feeling.
Charisma is like "oh, I'm like a goddess"
Which one?
This is definitely it.
It is!
This is tiring!
That's it!
You got hit by a body block and now you have a stomach ulcer.
No, I don't.
No, I don't. I'm 158cm tall and quite small.
My face is normal and my style is normal.
That's why it's easy for me to get close.
That's right.
That's why you're saying you're an ugly model.
That's the best thing about you.
That's why you're saying you're an ugly model.
I'm messing with you.
You're messing with me.
I always try sun screen on my nose.
I try to erase my forehead.
I'm trying my best, but the more I do it, the more my face collapses.
That's right, it's Alley Oshi's fault.
It's Alley Oshi's fault.
No, it's their charisma that's been called.
If you're cool, you won't shake one word about me.
But Alley Oshi's statement has a lot of influence.
No matter what show you go to, you come in with a plan to say you're ugly.
But when I say "wings", no one says it like that, right?
Masaya's wings are a charismatic model, right?
I should have been like that, too!
I should have released a CD by now, too!
What? You wanted to be like Masaya and Tsubasa?
I wanted to be like them!
I see...
It's fine, it's fine.
It's your own will.
It's fine, it's fine.
But it's fine, right? You got married happily.
I'm happy.
You want to be a charismatic housewife, right?
You're not a charismatic model.
You're good at cooking, right?
Thank you.
You're very good.
You're being fooled!
You should be a housewife! A charismatic housewife!
You shouldn't be fooled.
You should be a model!
A beautiful, charismatic housewife!
You're a model!
Maybe she felt like she had to be a charismatic model.
That's what she was thinking in her head.
But now, I think it's because she's kind-hearted.
She has a kind face, and she's very beautiful.
You're a very good husband.
I didn't think you'd say that!
You're a good husband!
If you're not a good husband, you can't show this expression!
Thank you very much!
It's fine, it's fine.
You're a good husband!
Thank you very much!
Sing it!
Thank you very much!
I'll do my best! Thank you very much!
That's good!
With the perfect start of the defendant Arios, Komori was caught red-handed.
However, will Joy be able to get her apology?
Joy Mansu, here's her talent consultation.
Arios sensei often tells me that I'll disappear next year.
That's right.
And what about your future plans?
I like singing.
And I'd like to sing a solo song.
By the way, do you have any songs you'd like to sing?
I'll think about it in a couple of places.
Joy, when I see you, I always say...
I'm scared.
Don't just laugh.
Don't laugh lightly.
As expected of a comedian.
I can't forgive you.
There's no truth in that.
You've been on "M-ONE" in the past.
Really?
"M-ONE", yes. Last year and the year before.
I also saw the video.
You have no sense of humor.
That's terrible.
You know, I have a lot of scars.
I won't go into that field.
In the end, if I'm hated, I'm pretty negative.
I can't sleep.
And I get a lot of acne.
You talk too much.
That's fine.
That's how you say it on TV!
Joy, did you expect that?
You're just a fake robot.
That's not true!
I'm sorry for saying that I'll disappear next year.
I probably said it wrong.
I won't disappear again next year.
It's not "late" or "early".
I don't care.
Three months later...
Didn't you do this last time?
It's Joy!
Joy-san?
I saw it.
You'll disappear again next year, right?
I saw it.
You saw it?
...was what she said during the break.
Ariushi looked at her schedule and...
She says she has more work than her potential.
That's right, Joy-san.
Your potential is very low.
Your potential is as low as your potential.
But you have work to do.
I'm working hard!
Don't people shake hands during breaks?
I don't know why you're sighing.
It's the same thing.
Joy disappearing doesn't mean you don't need her anymore.
Am I here now?
That's right.
You're sighing.
That's terrible.
Joy-san is eating cookies.
If Joy-san disappears, you'll disappear too.
Really?
No, no, that won't happen.
That's the worst.
How many times do we have to do this?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Joy and Yuji say this today...
Ariushi's life...
It's scary to comment on TV.
If this continues, she'll really disappear next year.
This is...
Apologizing!
It's quite painful.
That's right.
It's been a while, but it's still depressing.
It's scary.
You're scared of commenting now, right?
Until now, you were talking with a light heart.
But like Ariushi-san said...
You only make funny jokes and laugh lightly.
That happens, right?
Yes, that's right.
Even though it was a funny style, it was crushed by society.
Just at that time, Fujimori-san of Oriraju came out.
If I had worked a little harder, it might have been like that.
Now that I think about it...
But Fujimori tried.
Don't get drunk.
It's okay, it's okay.
You should try too.
I got sick and was hospitalized in the middle of my efforts.
Is there anything else you want to say?
It's about being lazy.
I'm not just a lazy person.
I work hard and appear in a lot of programs.
So why am I just a lazy person?
If I'm a hard-working lazy person, I'm also a lazy person.
No, let's correct it. You're a hard-working lazy person.
We corrected it.
I also looked at the survey.
When you listen to 'like a white cloud',
your fever rises twice.
This is a survey.
Who are you trying to make laugh?
I'm not trying to make you laugh.
You're not singing with such a serious mindset, are you?
You said you wanted to sing "Like a white cloud".
Because you need to write it down, let's measure it.
Let's do the heat measurement and sing.
What?!
Arioshi will sing like a white cloud?
I will!
Will you sing?
Of course I will.
Will you sing?
But if you win, you have a serious apology, right?
Of course I will.
Of course I will do anything.
Are you sure?
Go up! Go up!
But if you can't go up, can I have you three do dogeza (kneeling) with me?
You're fine with it, right? You're fine with it, right, you three?
We'll do it here, then. Here.
We'll do it here.
Is everyone okay?
After this, Ayushi will do a miracle on a hot summer day...
It's not like I'm better than either of them, as an entertainer.
I'm doing both of them for fun.
Verification!
After listening to Ayushi's song, his body temperature has doubled!
First of all, we'll measure Ayushi's current body temperature with an emergency thermometer.
Is it here? It's here.
It's here, right? How hot is it?
It's 37.4 degrees Celsius.
37.4 degrees Celsius?
Aren't you hot?!
Are you okay?!
Then it's 39.4 degrees Celsius.
No, it's not like that.
Then, Ayushi, please do it.
Looking at the distant clouds.
"It's like us," you whisper.
Spreading an invisible map.
Being blown by the wind, our footprints disappear.
Being blown by the wind, we walk on.
Now, like white clouds...
Is it possible for the sun to rise twice in Ayushi's song?
It was 37.4 degrees earlier.
I think it's possible even if you don't measure it.
It's possible even if you don't measure it.
Concentrate on raising it!
I'm already trying to raise it.
Use your legs. Use your legs.
That's the only way to support it.
Use your legs.
I thought it would start with a monkey.
That's scary.
That's good, Joy.
It was 37.4 degrees, right?
Ah, it's here!
It's here?
Ah, it's here!
Please prepare yourself, Aryo 340!
Aryo-san, please prepare yourself.
No, this is definitely...
Please do it.
I'll prepare myself.
Joy's current body temperature...
Please do it!
37.9 degrees!
You did it!
You raised it!
You raised it! You raised it!
However!
How is it?
It's not 39.4 degrees, you know?
When you heard my live singing, you got excited, didn't you?
I wasn't excited!
My body was shaking!
The little miracle came true, but the promise was broken.
Ario-san, I'm sorry for making you sing like a white spider that you haven't sung for a while.
From now on, I'll call you "deku's stick", "deku's stick", and "boss's stick".
Why are you calling me "boss's stick"!?
Deku-san, Deku-san, Boss-san, please calm down.
The last episode of "Ario-shi, Victims of Crime" is the confession of these three people as representatives of young comedians.
In this episode...
From a comedian's point of view, there's no one who's that lame, right?
That's too much.
Everything about him is lame.
The way he talks when he's talking,
and the way he struggles, everything is lame.
Even his facial expression when he's talking.
Even his facial expression, everything is lame.
Ah, this is lame.
This is weird.
Furthermore, in the episode where many of his best friends appeared,
What did you say?
He came up with a good idea.
A behind-the-scenes story about Pon-san's appearance in a drama.
Recently, it's been decided that we can't cut ties with each other.
Ah, yay!
Can I say it?
Ariu-sensei, what did you do?
It might be because I'm getting older,
but is this the last segment of the live show?
This is terrible!
I've been doing this for a long time,
and I have to participate in this!
This is terrible!
I'm telling you, this is a more tense show!
I'm telling you!
I'm telling you if you're used to doing this!
I'm not used to it!
It's scary to think about it.
This is terrible.
It's my job to teach people who are rated above their abilities what they're doing now!
This is terrible!
This is a little...
Next up is Ayabe.
Why?!
Ariu-sensei is really...
You know, for example, if Kyoto comes like this,
you have to find a gap and say something, right?
Like this, right?
But when you look back, you've done it in a completely different way.
Say it!
First of all, you have to think about the show.
These guys are trying to sell themselves and getting bigger.
Say it like that!
The tension...
And when Ayabe's tension starts...
It happened before, too!
I was relieved when I heard that Yoshimoto is already in the second place.
Everyone but Yoshimoto is out.
Why is he out?
Last up is Yoshimura.
He's been locked up and is in fourth place.
I didn't think you were above Ariyoshi-san.
Hey, you know, don't make that face like you're glad you're in first place.
You can't say it like that!
Even if you're my senior, you can't say it like that!
You can't say it like that!
Ariyoshi!
Ariyoshi is ranked third in the general polls.
Yoshimoto, what's wrong?
No, no, no...
I don't agree with this ranking at all.
Since you missed this opportunity...
This is...
Come here now!
And then...
They're facing each other directly.
You've done it before, haven't you?
Really.
Here it is.
What do you think?
What do you mean, me?!
Do it, do it.
I won't lose.
Are you okay?
Ouch!
What's wrong with you?
I've been doing this for years.
I've never done it before.
The person who got so angry today is...
Hiroyuki Ariyoshi.
You're too young to beat me.
Showtime for you!
Oh, I see.
So you three said...
Yes?
...that you wouldn't do smashing anymore.
Sometimes we say such things.
We have those occasions, right?
We intentionally stop them,
Hey, you were doing something very different just now! What did you do?
and then we finish it, but we go back to it, again.
That's right, that's right, yes.
And because we do that, it makes it hard for us to say anything in the comments.
Exactly!
It looks like it's hard for you to say anything when you do it in front of you.
It's hard for others to say.
Among us young people, we call it "the Ariyoshi-break"
Because you'll get called, right?
If you get called, everyone will choke...
I'm so scared I can't do the next one.
Murakami-san, aren't you making up too much of a face?
For now.
Right now?
Yeah.
No, it's fine.
Murakami-san, it's not like that!
If you don't have any reality, it becomes like a skit, right?
No, I didn't make it up! Seriously!
If you say it like that, I was really unconscious, but I wonder what kind of face I should make at a time like this.
If you're unconscious like that, you should be careful in the future.
You have to be conscious of one facial expression.
Then, you should say "I understand."
Just say "I understand."
Let's cut this part.
Cut it like this.
I understand.
It's not like that.
You have a lot of them.
Don't lose your sense of direction!
It's fine!
You're the one who made it up!
Are you making up a facial expression now?
I'm not making it up now!
You're not making it up now?
I'm not making it up!
You said you have to be conscious of it right after you said it.
Don't lose! Don't break!
This is hard!
Seriously!
It's not like that!
Calm down!
We're here to destroy you, so calm down!
Calm down!
Tell me what you have to say!
You're the one who ruined the show.
With that weird face.
That's not true!
It's not weird!
I didn't ruin it!
You didn't ruin it!
Everyone did their best.
Seriously.
You're the only one who made up a facial expression.
Wow!
You did it!
Scary!
It's obvious you didn't make it up.
I didn't make it up!
See? You said you made it up.
Ayabe, can you show us how you really said it?
I kept saying it.
Anyway, I want you to apologize for today.
Ayabe, look!
What?
I'm sorry!
I don't know!
Do it properly!
I don't know!
It's exactly like what you guys are saying.
If Murakami keeps doing that, who's going to take damage?
Murakami, right? The three of you, right?
That's right.
That's why we're warning you in advance.
I know you guys say it's weird, but...
For example, we've seen it on VTRs, right?
We've seen shock videos and stuff like that.
And you get pulled out of it like this, right?
At that time, for example, you say, "Whoa, that was close!"
And you do it.
Because it's your job.
If you say, "Whoa, whoa, whoa, that's dangerous!"
You look back and say, "No, you're not that surprised."
You say it's too exaggerated.
Oh, I see. Then I'll be a little more modest.
You say, "Whoa, that's dangerous!" and you do it.
But when you see it in real life...
When you see a penguin fall, you say, "Cute!"
You don't think it's cute when a penguin falls, do you?
I think it is.
You don't think it is!
If you're warned like that, you hold back your reaction, right?
You're challenging yourself, right?
That's what you're saying, right?
It's weird for you to challenge yourself like that.
If you were warned like that, wouldn't you say, "No, I'm really surprised. This is what happens."
I've never warned you, Rie Shibata.
That's not it!
Why me, Rie Shibata?
I've never told you not to cry!
No, of course you would.
You say it when you're young.
You're a young entertainer, so you have to move forward and forward.
You must have had those times, right?
It's a little warm.
Why don't you have it?
Why don't you have it? You must have had it!
You must have had it!
You know, I became a star right away.
Are you a genius?
You must have had it!
Are you a genius?
You must have had it!
Is it possible?
Rie Shibata will crush you with her red hands!
Then, on the contrary, it's okay for you to look at me with such a gentle eye that I'm doing my best, right?
Oh, that's what you mean.
Don't brake it!
Look at me a little more! That's what I want to say!
Yes!
You don't have to say anything, do you?
No, it's not like that!
There is a distance between us!
Why is there only 0 and 100?
That's not it!
I understand what you're saying!
What's up?
What everyone has in common is that you don't have love!
That's right!
I have love, don't I?
No, you don't!
Why don't I have love?
Well, you don't have love!
You're right about what we've been talking about! I do have love!
It's just that my way of saying it is bad or your way of accepting it is bad, but I do have love!
That's not it! If you have love, you should say it more!
Because you're a girl, you should say it more!
Then, what is love?
It's strict love, isn't it?
It's only strict love, isn't it?
All right, all right! Kumada-san, you're in trouble!
Isn't it enough for you to say "thank you"?!
That's not it!
Then, it's only strict love, isn't it?
It's only strict love, isn't it?!
I have love for you, don't I?!
No, it may be obvious for you, but I didn't feel any love at all!
Ryoko-chan, Ryoko-chan! Can you shut up for a second?!
Um... do you want me to change you to another girl?
No, I'm fine with this girl.
What is it?!
Let me go!
What are you doing?!
Why are you doing this to me?!
Listen, I know! For now, you guys sit down, you idiots!
Don't you think it's weird for me to stand up?!
If you stand up...
You'll get tired of me!
How kind of you!
Hey! Hey!
Don't say it like that!
How kind of you!
Wait a minute!
How kind of you!
You felt love, didn't you?!
But we all have our own complaints, right?
Yes, you're right.
Korn-san!
Yes!
Please say your complaint.
In the end, you said "Isn't it the ending of 'Wakate Live'?"
Yes, yes.
You know, you're commenting each other, right?
Yes, yes.
That place is fine!
I saw it!
Not only the entertainers, but also the audience and viewers.
If the staff sees it, they'll think it's not funny at all.
It's a business obstruction, right?
So, do you think it's a rule that the staff won't notice unless I say it?
The staff doesn't have a rule like "Oh, that's right, you're right."
No, I don't think so.
So, in the end, you can't judge it, right? Including our staff.
If the staff sees it, they'll think it's a rule that the staff won't notice unless I say it.
I'm really scared of it.
Are you scared?
I'm scared of it.
You're scared of it?
I'm scared of it.
I'm not going to say anything about it.
What is it?
I'm going to evaluate it!
But you're going to say it's fine, right?
I've never been told about it.
Then you haven't done anything good, right?
It's too early for that!
Comedians have different types.
Some like you, Matsushi-san, are the one who controls the show.
But there are also comedians like you who are controlled.
But it's not like you're better than either of them.
Both of you are doing this for fun.
You know for sure that you're being teased, right?
Yes.
Then you're being teased, right?
Yes.
No no no.
No, I'm not.
You don't sound like it at all!
You're like a matured comedian now!
No, you're not.
But if you're saying it like that, you should say it in a better way.
You're talking about comedians, you idiot!
Why are you saying that?
You're talking about comedians, you idiot!
Why are you saying that?
Shut up, you graffiti artist!
Why are you talking about graffiti artists when you're talking about me working hard in this show?
You're talking about comedians, so talk about something deeper.
Yoko-chan, Yoko-chan!
Yoko-san, would you like to change?
No, I'm fine with her.
What's wrong with you?!
Our appeal won't reach her!
Stop it!
What's wrong with you?!
Sit down! Hurry up!
Joy has a fever, so take care of her!
Stop it! Be nice!
Kotenio Katsumura!
What about Yoshimura?
There are a lot of things, but this is the first time I've been in a long haul.
If I couldn't say it because of that, it can't be helped.
But when he was hit...
When he came next to you?
When he came next to me, it wasn't a laughing punch.
It could have been more like "paaah" or "atatata" but that was just violence.
It was a serious punch.
But Yoshimura, that was really bad.
That's not it!
Yui-san apologized!
That's not it!
Hey, apologize!
Come here!
Don't apologize!
Apologizing is weird!
Don't apologize, Kenji!
Apologize!
Which one is it? Don't you want me to apologize?
I want you to apologize!
Apologize!
I put "paaah" and "body blow" in there.
It wasn't a laughing punch!
It hurt!
It would have been nice if "paaah" made a laughing sound.
It was just violence!
It was a serious punch!
But that was really bad.
Apologize!
Why?
Apologize!
I'm begging you!
Apologize!
Get angry!
Apologize!
Let me get married!
Get angry!
Yoshimura, come back!
What?
I've been holding it in all this time!
I couldn't say much behind here!
So I thought we could have a fight here!
That's why I came here!
Don't you want me to apologize?
I want you to apologize!
You want me to apologize, don't you?!
But if you say that, Mario-san will say something!
You're sitting there! It's starting with you!
Why did you suddenly stand up?
Get angry!
Get angry! I'll change now!
Get angry! I'll change!
Yoshimura-san!
Yes?
Can you move for a second?
He's so cute!
He's really cute!
You should have said it!
Yoshimura-san is working hard right now!
You should have said it!
Seriously!
Seriously, this is weird!
Say it in the comments!
Mario-san doesn't sell well once in a while!
You should know how he feels!
You don't have to crush him like that!
I'm not crushing you!
What's wrong with you?!
You're the one who's in the way right now!
What's wrong with you?!
Why do you keep talking to me?!
You should have said it in the comments!
Shut up!
Um...shall we change to another girl?
I like her.
Wait!
Do it for me!
You can't end it like this!
You're losing!
You can't end it like this!
You're losing!
I'm sorry!
Yoshimura-san crushed Yoshimura-san!
What's wrong with you?!
Yoshimura-san, you only have a little time left.
Ouch!
30 seconds left! 30 seconds!
30 seconds!
Wake me up! Wake me up!
10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1! Time's up!
I can see you!
You!
Yoshimura-san, come back!
You were slapping her hard, weren't you?!
This is a little too much.
Stop it! Stop it!
What are you doing?!
This is a little too much.
You're not standing up, are you?!
Why are you making such a face?!
You keep slapping people for 30 seconds! What's wrong with you?!
No, Ankun-san! This is a lie!
Look! Look! Look!
Stand up! Stand up!
Stand up! Stand up! Stand up!
Ah, this is bad!
This is bad!
What are you doing?! What?!
What is this?!
I don't know!
What is this?!
What do we do?!
Apologize! Apologize!
Adioshi! Can you stand up?!
Apologize! Come back here!
Can you stand up?!
What is this?!
Forgive me and do it!
Apologize! Apologize!
Apologize!
I didn't say anything about this!
Listen to me.
I'm sorry for doing something weird like this.
Apologize! Apologize!
What do you think?
I don't want you to say anything like that again.
Because you're a piece of shit entertainer.
Look! Look!
He's here! He's here!
This is it! This is it!
In the end, all of Adioshi's victims went home.
And as promised, they stayed outside of the studio.
Everyone! Hurry up and get outside of ARK's studio!
Get outside of the studio!
What the hell is this?!
Also, Arioshi is now a regular member of LONDON HEARTS!
What?! No way!
Hey, hey, hey!
What the hell is this?!
This is weird!
What the hell is this?!
Huh? Did you become a regular member?
I'm a regular member!
I'm always here!
Are you kidding me?!
To be honest, I didn't say anything at all.
Yeah, you didn't.
You said something weird.
Arioshi-san...
I'm sorry about that.
Is this...
Is this Arioshi-san's place in LONDON HEARTS?
That's right.
Where else would it be if it wasn't in Japan?
He left.
He left?!
Hey!
I'm not an apology!
At least look at me!
He's crazy!