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New plan! Celebrities are excluded from voting!
We will decide who is not a force in this show.
We are all forces.
That's right.
We are here because we are forces.
The first appearance of the old generation, Battery Zeus!
Nice to meet you!
It's our first time.
How about being outside of force?
Well, we are all forces.
We all have our strengths.
Watch Ibuchi carefully.
Each person has their own strengths.
I was first place last time because of my acting.
I was holding Hatanaka and Manabu.
You are a group of outsiders.
No, I'm not.
I was holding Manabu and Hatanaka.
Here is the first topic.
Who is not needed in unit comedy show with these members?
That's the topic.
Let's not laugh too much.
It's a matter of visibility for these members.
Can you show us one by one?
It's fun to do like that.
Because I can judge.
You are not a popular person.
People who say boom boom are confident in this situation.
People who don't judge are not confident.
Because they don't judge.
I will ask you to vote.
I have a feeling.
Are you going to draw?
What are you covering?
I'm not covering anything.
It's not about Asahi News.
It's not Asahi News!
I'm not writing what you're saying.
Please vote for your choice.
Only my hair.
Only your hair?
It's okay.
It will be exposed anyway.
I'll call you. You're famous.
You're famous.
I'm not famous.
He's serious.
I don't like it.
We're all adults.
Let's vote individually so that we can't see it.
If we split up, we'll vote for one person.
We'll vote for one person.
Are you serious?
There are a lot of votes.
Let's split up.
Let's announce it.
First, from Iguchi.
Iguchi is not like that!
Is that how it is?
It's not necessary.
It's easy to say.
It's easy to say because you already said it.
It's easy to say.
The one who thinks Iguchi is out of power is...
Takano.
Why?
I don't like it.
I'm surprised.
Don't say that.
I want to keep up with the show.
But if there is a champion or a finalist or someone who is not in the show list,
I feel like I'm losing my confidence.
No, it's not like that.
In the end, I'll be the one who screams.
I'll repeat what MCs, Ariyoshi and Zakiyama said in a loud voice.
That's not all!
There are more!
I know!
But you're the R-1 champion, right?
You're not the R-1 champion!
You were sliding around in R-1!
But it's funny, right?
It's not funny!
Stop it!
This is what happens.
You want to be praised.
Yes, I want to be praised.
But you can't do it.
I can.
You can.
I want to start a cool opening video.
I want to do it.
I'm one of the best.
I want to continue.
Who did TAKANO choose?
You said it, but who is it?
The one who I think is out of line is...
Who?
Iguchi!
He doesn't know.
He is the worst.
He is a dirty man.
He is not.
Iguchi is the one.
Everyone is saying it is a skit.
But he is like, people are being naive.
So, people are like, oh, this is not good. Let's stop.
And he immediately gets off.
I don't think so.
Why don't you redo it?
They make mistakes and make a fuss and make the atmosphere bad.
Teamwork is important for everyone.
They look for faults.
They need to look for faults for the show.
They need to say like this.
They are champions!
Is it a draw?
They are not champions!
Is it a draw?
Draw!
No!
Stop it!
You two should not fight.
At least try it.
So when we thought about it as a team, we thought that we all need someone to be honest.
Even if we have someone, we only have Mr. Iguchi.
We end up watching only Mr. Iguchi.
That's not what a comedy show is about.
We want to make it together.
We don't need you!
Finally, you've decided.
It's a mess. You can't fall down.
I'm listening. I'm listening.
You don't know what you're saying, do you?
I don't know what you're talking about!
Iguchi-san doesn't need this kind of game!
Why?
Iguchi-san won't say anything and make others happy, right?
No, we're all playing it.
Let's play!
It's a game that can't be helped.
This is useless.
I don't know if it's fast or slow.
This is useless.
Let's move on.
Minamikawa.
The only one who thinks Minamikawa is out of power is...
Takano.
Oh, no.
Of course.
Of course!
If you think about it, Shiba-chan is there.
Thank you.
Shiba-chan is there, so you don't have to worry about that.
When you think about it, you need Kogota and Noa.
When you have an ace or a backdoor, you need someone like that.
You don't need Takano.
You think he's funny, but you don't need him.
And you don't need two bald guys.
I see.
I'm fine with it.
You don't need two bald guys.
You're middle-aged and you have bald hair.
You look like you have a bad look.
You're right.
You have a bad look.
You're stylish.
You don't need to say that
Not at all
He analyzed it thoroughly
Sorry if you don't think it's funny
But I don't need it
You don't say it back
Don't you say glaring eyes?
No I don't
I don't know what you're saying
You're using that mouth
I didn't say anything
You didn't say anything
Do you ever say it with such a serious look?
I don't like it
You speak for yourself
I don't like it
You are not bald right?
I am not bald
Next is Kubota
I'm curious
Who do you think is out of power?
South
Egui
Egui is out of power
South
I thought about it and wondered why he came all the way here.
He's a Korean back dancer.
I said unit content and everyone thought of characters.
Shiba is a mom with a straight face.
Noda is a guy with a 100-line AV gown.
And Iguchi and Sasaki are like a Silvania family.
You're the smallest one.
The smallest one is important.
The smallest one is a talent.
The others are like AI's president.
So you're saying you have many characters.
What about you, Takano?
Takano is a criminal who was told by his boss to make people into stars.
A criminal?
If we were a Killuado family, we could attack with a giant, right?
The titans aren't that old.
Why are they older than the titans?
Because they didn't have any roles?
There are many.
Like a leader of a religious organization.
There are many.
What religion?
That's harsh.
The southern region didn't have any roles.
That's frustrating.
I don't know yet.
When you say it like that, it comes to me.
The top so far is Takano.
The two who chose me are not good at choosing people
Other people hate me
You are good
I'm not good at choosing people
Next is Niiyama
I can't predict Niiyama
Who do you think is out of power?
Who is it?
Kubota
More and more
You are good
I'm sorry
You are rough.
Mr. Kuboshi is 46 years old.
He will be 50 in 4 years.
He is quite old.
He doesn't need people in their 40s to do comedy shows that create new times.
Wait a minute.
That's important.
In terms of comedy and comedy, I feel like comedy is like young people's comedy.
It's like a comedian.
We were like that too.
Comedians who are in their 50s in four years...
I mean, people like you who claim to be young like that
are the reason why people like Parker's food and old man's clothes come out.
Parker's food has nothing to do with it.
You're right!
That's right.
The guy like him is going to end the show.
You have to make it happen in this new era.
Then when you're 46, remember me in this position!
You're too much!
That's right!
Kubota-san, it seems like it's your birthday today!
What?!
That's right!
I'm almost 50 years old! 47!
47?!
Huh? 7?!
6?!
47!
47 and you're telling me to stop being an entertainer?!
What kind of plan is this?!
I don't feel good about this!
Oh, that's it...
You only have 3 years left!
And you're not allowed to say thank you!
You only have 3 years left!
I'm not allowed to say thank you or say thank you, but I'm doing it with all my sweat!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
[PH] HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Congratulations!
Happy Birthday!
Thank you!
Who do you think is the outlaw of the unit contests?
So far, Takano has collected 2 votes.
4 more votes!
Huh?
What's going to happen?
Next, who do you think is the outlaw of the unit contests?
Takano!
What?!
That's strong!
That's not strong!
That's why you're out!
It's like a punch from the throat.
It's hard.
It's like a champion's speech.
I don't make any trouble at this meeting.
But I'm nervous and annoyed at the studio because I think I'm doing my job.
It's a good thing.
You don't make any trouble.
But can you say something like this?
Yes, I can.
Can you say something like this?
Yes, I can.
Can you say it?
Why?
It's boring.
What are you saying?
It's boring.
What are you talking about?
What's the point of it?
Why?
That's the middle.
Why?
Silent.
It's out.
It's in the way.
It's not in the way.
Silent.
It's possible.
Can you play a role?
Yes, you can.
A female role.
A female role in a comedy.
Jack.
What?
Why?
Kyo.
Why?!
Silence.
We don't need Takano's voice.
We don't need it.
Is Takano too much?
Don't let Takano do a female role.
That unit is not enough.
You are strong.
Takano is short by two votes.
If Takano gets two more votes, he is out.
So you are in the lead
Next is Sasaki
Sasaki is out of control because of ...
He looks calm
Iguchi!
[PH] Oh!
He's out of control.
I knew it.
Of course, I think Iguchi is funny.
You are good at comedy.
But, Iguchi is not good at comedy.
You haven't watched my comedy.
You are a good commentator.
In the end we decided to do a unit skit together and when we went to another show, he was fine and said bad things about us.
Oh, that skit.
Unit's bad words.
I see, I see.
But I think he would say it. He is a good guy in the beginning.
What do you mean?
Well, I don't know.
I like it a lot.
It's fresh.
You like it, don't you?
Let me hear it. What do you mean?
Like I said before, let's say something nice first.
But even when Takano-san attacked me, I still let it go.
No, you didn't let it go.
I'm sorry.
The first one.
That's not good for a count.
I know.
You're too quick.
I'm too small.
I'm not weak at all.
Have you ever seen such a small one?
It's very small!
Look!
Mine is also small!
Line up!
Line up! Is it okay?
It's huge!
This one!
It's not Mario!
It's outside of Mario!
Mario is outside of Mario!
If you can get out of Mario, you can get out of Mario too!
That's not funny!
You're 70 years old, you're fine with it, right?
It's funny! It's funny!
It's strict for comedy, right?
It's strict for comedy!
There are only 2 votes left!
Takano 3 votes, Iguchi 2 votes, Inanikawa 1 vote, Kubota 1 vote.
Next, Ace chose!
Wow, I'm curious!
Ace doesn't really say bad things about people.
The one Ace thinks is out of the game is...
[PH] The first person to do something with someone.
Iguchi.
There you are!
We are in a line!
You were already decided.
I was watching from the moment you announced it.
At first?
You can't watch it and become someone else.
In a flash, in 5 seconds, Iguchi was there.
I thought he might be the first person to do something with someone.
That's what I said!
You can boast about it!
I can boast about it but...
It's useful, isn't it?
It's like Mr. Iguchi.
I can see Mr. Iguchi.
He's like a spy.
He's small and...
He was playing the role of Mr. Morahara.
What's that?
Iguchi is playing that role.
He's playing various roles.
You're next to me in a comedy duo and you're talking to yourself.
Don't you forget your partner's name?
I do remember his name but...
Then say it!
Who is it?
Say his name!
Who is it?
I've forgotten his name.
It's Osamu.
Osamu, you're a little close.
You've forgotten his name?
Seriously?
Since you're with him, you're pretty close.
Even though he's right next to me, I'm alone.
Even though he's next to me, I'm alone.
Tell me his name.
It's like in the comic book, there's always someone next to you.
No, no, that's true.
I'm talking to myself and I know I can't be in a group.
Even you two are like that, so...
Even if you're in a group, you're naturally separated and sad.
Is that a group like that?
Yes.
You have it for Iguchi-kun, right?
Yes.
Let's go for a drink.
You're kind.
The last one is Shiba.
I'm the last one.
The person who thinks Shiba is out of power is...
I see. You know Shiba.
Iguchi.
What?
That's not possible.
No way.
I'm sorry Iguchi, but this is not about Iguchi being boring.
Yes, it is.
When you think about it, Iguchi would probably survive if he did it with only partners.
No, no.
I don't like it.
Tell everyone about it.
Iguchi is not a member of this show.
I don't like it.
Do the same show again.
I don't like it.
You don't know anything about this world.
You called me.
This is your first senior rating.
I thought you would rank higher.
I hate Yoshimoto.
There are many Yoshimoto members.
It's complicated.
You can't say bad things about Yoshimoto.
I don't need Yoshimoto.
You don't need Yoshimoto.
You got four votes.
I'm sorry.
Takano is still okay.
He doesn't complain even if he doesn't use it.
What is this?
Does it mean he complains?
He doesn't complain.
Takano is usually like this.
He always kicks you in the back.
He's never kicked me.
How does he kick you?
He does like this.
Does Jack have that situation?
Jack.
Good morning.
Today.
Good morning.
I will use this character.
Don't use it! It's very weak!
Don't use it!
Why do you want me to use it? It's definitely weak!
Goigoisuu, Goigoisuu, Goigoisuu!
You don't drink it!
You can't buy it!
That's it for everyone.
But since we have more than half left, we'll do a draw vote.
The ones with votes are
the ones we put in before, other than Gifuchi and Takano,
Kakota and Niiyama and Pearl.
There's not one original Takano, but we have to make it up together!
I'm going to give you a final speech.
Even if you make up a story and become champion of M-1, you don't do anything creative.
Takano, please.
You've been talking like that all the time.
It's in the way of doing unit controls.
Please be quiet!
Here is Takano's original quality.
You are the loudest.
Why do you say that?
How is it?
Doro!
You're not getting anything!
If you say anything, you'll get five votes.
Please vote.
Do you want me to show you my box?
I don't have a box.
We'll show you.
Who will be the top one?
Let's decide.
It's decided.
Comedians vote without power.
Who do you think is out of power in this unit count?
Iguchi or Takano?!
Who do you think is out of power?
Takano san!
You two!
Of course!
You got two votes!
Why?
You two are equally good at fighting each other!
The last one was a drama!
Of course!
You had a big advantage!
Why?
Of course!
You two!
I first saw Sasaki and Iguchi's Silvanian Family storyboard and I could see their roles.
And I thought about what I could do for Iguchi.
If he really wanted me to shoot, I would set fire to him and make him eat Shinjuku's garbage all the time.
That's what I came up with.
So you came up with it.
So Iguchi came up with it.
Thank goodness.
But you didn't come up with it.
No, I didn't.
But I'm sorry.
I'm sorry!
I have a lot of things I want to say.
Don't say you're sorry!
You're too sad!
You're out of power.
Niiyama.
I guess Iguchi has more variations of his words.
But it's about getting angry.
If you think about it in a drama, it's just about getting angry.
It's not like that, you idiot!
You can cry, right?
You can cry, too!
[PH] You can laugh!
No, you can't laugh.
You can even play the piano!
That's not good
So ...
The outlaw of this election is ...
Iguchi!
Stop it!
Don't vote for me!
I got one vote
Iguchi said it!
I'm not really hitting you.
He goes on trips with his friends and records games.
He does things that he's not loved for.
He's a loner.
And...
I like you!
He confesses his love for her.
What was that?
No, no, no!
I want you to say it!
He puts on a love band for Shinichi.
I told you I like Shinichi!
I'm losing my mind.
Tell me where you are in September!
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