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Actually, it was the partner who answered it.
Comedian's trouble consultation.
This show didn't tell what happened, but called for members.
Recently, didn't you all consult each other or answer each other in the show?
We consulted with Hiromi.
Thinking of consulting with the senior about their troubles...
That's a lie.
It's not a lie.
That consultation was actually...
Here.
Thinking it's your problem, your partner answers it in a double surprise.
The members who are in line.
What is this?
I don't have an image of consulting.
Consulting about such problems.
They enter each group's second week.
President of Japan, Tsuji.
What?
People often ask me who I want to be like.
Mr. Matayoshi, like Mr. Itao, I want to be someone who is not sure if I am a comedian or not.
I don't know what to do in order to become the person I admire.
That's what we discussed.
And for these concerns, we are partners.
We are just running away from comedy.
People around us are not interested in activities other than comedy, which we have not achieved as comedians.
If you want to do something else, you should stop laughing.
It's rude to laugh and art now.
It's tough.
It's his fault that I became like this.
He doesn't cooperate with me at all.
I try to laugh, but I make mistakes 800 times a year.
I don't do anything myself.
I'm really like a married man.
What's wrong with you?
You're a man.
You're married from your wife?
It's amazing.
It's useful.
It's no joke.
It's life motivation.
I want to do radio shows as a duo.
I want to do it, but I don't have any hobbies.
You don't have any hobbies?
I don't have anything to talk about.
You don't have any words you like?
It's the weather.
[PH] It's the latest trend.
By the way, last week...
I can't see my future vision with my partner who doesn't think of anything.
How can I get involved?
Hey!
[PH] What's wrong with you?
What does your partner say about it?
I don't say it negatively.
But you should say it first.
You should say that you like the weather.
You should say it casually and walk.
You should say you like the weather and walk.
How is the weather tomorrow?
Tomorrow is sunny.
But it might be cloudy.
It's hot.
But I need a cooler in my room.
You can use a towel or a bag for that.
Don't you need a weather forecast?
Weather forecast?
I'm going to post weather forecast.
I don't do anything but weather forecast.
Where do you post weather forecast?
I've been buying clothes.
I like half-body work, so I watch half-body matches.
What do you watch?
I like half-body work for about 5 years.
I watched them.
I went to the pitch 1 or 2 times a year.
I talk to him about what he thinks about me.
He only likes me as a partner.
We kept this relationship for 4 years.
I told him to stop it and we started this relationship.
You are the one who is taking care of me.
I want you to realize it for the first year.
That's right.
It takes time.
What do you mean?
It takes time for me to raise my waist.
It took me 4-5 years to do it.
What?
You don't know?
I don't know. It can't be helped.
Today, I want you to be a weatherman.
That's right.
Weatherman?
Yes, weatherman.
I want to see it.
If you are a weatherman, please call me.
I will call you and you will do the weather for me.
Please give me two minutes of your time.
I can't give you two minutes of your time.
Please do the weather for me and listen to my weather with the soundproof.
Are you aiming for it? I will support you.
Then I'll aim for it.
That's amazing.
It's a big deal.
Are you going to be a show host?
I'm sure I'll be laughing at the weather forecast.
As an amateur...
Don't say it like you're an amateur.
Amateur?
Next,
Dou human,
Hasumi's problem.
Even though you've been together for a long time,
you always talk in front of each other's faces.
Even if you make a mistake on the spot, you can't act on your own unless you say all the instructions.
However, you have high pride, so you don't listen to what others say.
Such members have a sense of crisis, but how do you deal with them?
That's why I asked you, Ume-san.
I wanted to ask you, who is making people move.
I'll answer with Sonoda and Kutsuna.
Sonoda's answer.
If you've been together for many years, do you make time to wash away your favorite parts?
The only part that's irritated right now is...
You're not trying to find a good way of saying it anymore, are you?
He's angry, on the contrary.
What do you care about?
Think as if you're only concerned about the bad parts.
If you say it in a harsh way, it will become a conversation and lead to negative chains.
We are both...
We should create a gentle atmosphere.
You say good things.
I think we don't have enough time to clean up what we like.
You like the ugly things, so you clean up a lot of things, right?
Yes.
What kind of things?
First of all, it's cool.
It looks good.
And it's interesting and fashionable.
It's like this.
It's far.
You haven't said anything.
You haven't said anything, Hasumi.
Tell me.
I will never rebel.
That's terrible.
You're like Ketsu.
You don't know what you want to do.
The weather is good.
The weather is good?
The weather is good.
Let's play with the weather.
I like butts, but I don't like Tengi.
I don't like it now, though.
That's right.
You like it, don't you?
Tengi, I'll take it.
Are you sure?
Hey, fat slug-like two of you, don't breathe!
What's wrong with you?!
You two are annoying me!
It's a conversation between swordsmen.
[PH] No way!
I can't go in.
It's too fast.
The sword's movement is...
Next is Kutsuna's answer.
You're a college junior.
About their relationship.
You're feeling their charm again.
You're not a junior anymore.
As a woman...
I don't feel their charm as a woman.
They're like Southern All-Stars.
Mr. Kuwatafu gave an example, but what kind of answer do you think it is this time?
Does your partner know you are worried about it?
Did you talk about it in your heart?
I don't think you have one-sided communication.
Perhaps, a partner who can only talk in front of a building may have been angry once in the past and become a trauma.
If you don't know why it happened, you should give yourself confidence first.
You should go for a drive with your girlfriend.
You should play games to make each other smile.
What is it?
It's not about driving.
Do you feel better when you go for a drive?
Yes, it's a passenger seat and a driver's seat.
Only that space.
It's a chair, right?
The space where you can say anything.
You want to go to Chigasaki, right?
I want to go to Sazan.
I don't want to go to Merosiba.
You want to go, right?
I want to go.
Why do you want me to go with you?
You can't drive me.
Are you angry?
You don't want to go to a different place, do you?
You don't have a staff?
I'm talking to other entertainers.
You never talked to me?
You're taking me to Chigasaki, right?
Your belly looks like that.
I'm having a lot of trouble.
I'm in trouble now.
There are seven of us.
But it's not just you and me.
I'm having a lot of trouble.
Why do I have to go for a drive with Kusuna?
You want him to feel secure and reliable, right?
That's right.
Drive.
Did you imagine it?
She's cute.
She's so cute.
Take her with you.
That's life.
That's the worst.
Next is Kishitaka's Takano's problem.
Kishitaka's Takano's problem.
I want to be called out at least once in my life for gaining young female fans.
Even if I combine the topics that women like, it doesn't increase. What should I do?
What are you doing?
It's overwhelmingly too little compared to everyone.
You're worried, right?
Yes.
It's okay.
Is the knight answering you?
You don't need it!
It's disgusting when you ask for your fans' gender.
Oh my...
The way you think is contrary to the current era.
As a fan, both men and women are the same.
Don't look at your fans by their gender!
The way you think that men have more customers is bad doesn't make sense.
Oh...
Isn't he a fan of Mars?
It's not only my fault! I think it's his fault!
Kishinovu is so confident, girls will like him.
He sometimes does old baseball jokes.
Talking about nostalgic players and stuff.
Young people don't laugh!
Not gay or anyone, but I don't laugh!
Arara is not gay.
It's not Arara!
What's Arara?!
It's not funny.
What's funny?
What's good?
Something pop.
Who do you think is good?
Non-style.
Popular.
Gag.
I think it's good.
Can you show me?
You want to do something like that, don't you?
Gag?
You want to do it, don't you?
Yeah, it's a joke.
It's a joke, right?
It's a joke for girls.
I'll do it now!
It's not bad.
I'm not touching it now!
I'm not touching your butt!
It's not bad.
That wasn't a help!
You're the kind of person who raises your voice and shakes off your consciousness and touches your butt!
No, I'm not!
Stop it!
You're the one who was conscious and did it!
Everyone turns away!
That's not an answer!
It's definitely not!
He said loudly,
but after concentrating, he touched his butt,
and said uncle.
He said loudly,
but after concentrating, he touched his butt,
and said uncle.
I'll do it!
No way!
He says he'll do it!
I'm really curious!
He said it so himself.
Does he say it out loud?
Next, Sayaka Niiyama.
I'm anxious about not having a regular show or having a colleague or junior in a key show.
I've been doing many shows every year, and I want to continue this cycle forever,
but I think I need a weapon in addition to alpha.
What should I do to differentiate myself from other entertainers?
Wow, you're very strategic.
I was listening to you, so I answered seriously.
Asking you, Tomino san...
My partner, Ishii, answers like this.
It's not good to force yourself to do something you don't like.
When you like basketball and post a photo on social media, it's taken up by the media.
When you were happy about your hobby becoming a job,
your partner said,
Basketball is... I found a good one!
I was told.
I'm angry at my partner who only sees it as a business.
That kind of person is lonely.
Lonely?
What?
What is that?
It's a good story.
It's a good story halfway through.
It's a good story!
You should use what you really like as your plus alpha.
I see.
I really like basketball.
I thought it was a good time for everyone to get excited for the first time
and when I gave the essence
it was treated as news in the morning the day after.
The MC of the live talked about it several times.
Maybe he likes baseball and plays basketball.
I think he's looking down first.
Oh, I see.
What's that?
He picked up a basketball and said,
I'm glad you found it.
Don't say that.
I don't like it.
What did you say?
I'm glad you found it.
[PH] I don't like it.
I want you to say it again.
I don't like it.
I like it.
I'm glad you found it.
I hate it when people say I'm too strict.
I'm good at arguing.
I think about it.
If you don't like it, you will be overlooked.
You should look for what you like.
You should extend it.
You gave me such advice.
Why do you say bad things about me in the questionnaire for juniors?
What?
You don't write your own story about me.
You say it as your own experience.
Don't be like that.
If you don't like it, you don't have to keep it.
If your partner said you don't like it, you don't have to keep it.
But you know how you feel, right?
Yes, but I feel lonely.
Lonely?
You thought you'd get a hit, didn't you?
But you actually got hit.
Where?!
Where?! I didn't get hit!
You thought you would, didn't you?
I didn't think it!
I think weather and things like that might lead to something.
I hope it will be a job I like.
Is that what you're saying?
No, I'm sure I'm saying it with a hidden grudge.
I don't like it when people say it like that.
Weather and things like that are different.
You're just saying it because you were told.
Weather and things like that are going up right now.
It's going up right now!
At a time like that, just look at the weather like you're watering it down, okay?
That's enough, that's enough!
You said something good just now!
The weather's bad, too.
Even if you say you found something good about September's wilderness, I don't like it!
September's wilderness is fine, that's not it.
Stop it!
Let me hear it!
Who said I always throw you the ball?!
Last week, the excited Kubota said...
What is it?! You're a hot-tempered guy!
It's been a while since you've come out, right?!
Tell the viewers!
I've been dreaming of it, so let me hear your voice of September!
What's September's voice?
Let me hear your voice of September!
Why is it seasonal limited?
I found a good voice of September, but it's this one!
I came up with that phrase because it's this one!
Let me hear it.
Now, here.
Toro-san and Kubota are also worried.
Yes, that's right.
The number of people who laugh at each other's laughter is increasing.
At first I did care about it, but now I don't say it much and decided not to say it for several years.
If I'm making a joke as a hobby, it's not a real comedian.
In the first place, I'm not famous, so I think it would be interesting if I gained weight rapidly or changed my appearance.
Murata, my partner, answers to such troubles.
I say too much that the person who writes the story has no enthusiasm and the one who doesn't say that has no enthusiasm.
We work together with Kulak, so there is no reason for him not to have enthusiasm.
When my junior told me that I had no enthusiasm because I was a kubota, it was painful for me.
It doesn't make sense. It doesn't make sense at all.
It's sad to say goodbye so easily.
Please acknowledge what you can do.
Please praise him for his good attitude.
I said it just now.
It's sad and lonely.
It's amazing.
It's sad and lonely.
It's hard.
To discuss worries, Kubota's face comes up.
Kubota's face always comes up.
It's unfair.
What's unfair?
You say like, the victim A has increased his fever.
I don't know.
What kind of way of saying is that?
I say like, there's no way he doesn't have fever.
I do solo live shows.
But he doesn't say anything.
I'm sorry for saying this but...
It's like a Dutch wife.
It's not good.
But you have a good heat.
When I do a manzai, I also say some weird jokes.
I adapt to it.
Because you like jokes.
I don't say anything funny.
You say thank you for adapting to it.
I say new jokes when I'm excited.
It's impossible for normal people.
But when I do manzai, I say it myself and make people laugh.
Is it okay for me to praise you for that?
You should say thank you to me.
It's disgusting.
You've been doing it for 25 years and you're thanking your partner.
You should do it as you like.
If you do it for 10, 20, 30 years, you won't change your words.
Even if you're a married couple in a living room like we have in society, you won't talk!
Then if you die on stage at 89, you'll be happy, right?!
Sorry about that.
How was it? How was your mental state?
I was worried that the gun would be pointed this way.
No, no. You were scared because of the camera.
I was scared.
That happens sometimes.
I'm scared sometimes.
I'm really scared.
It's not something to apologize for.
It's amazing that you can respond suddenly.
It's because we have that connection.
Some audiences say that it's like a story of Torosanmo.
I'm tired of doing manzai too much.
Oh, you mean the story.
But I change it too much.
You know, I listened to it on CD and it was a completely different song at a concert.
I change the story for a long time.
I want to hear a normal training session.
But it's a little...
It can be a fierce training session.
I change it like that and I want to show it properly sometimes.
Do you want to do stories all the time?
Do you want to do manzai all the time?
I want to do manzai.
But you come here because you want to be on TV, right?
Yes, I do.
Then you could try to share your worries and concerns.
Let me hear your voice on TV!
[PH] My voice on TV!?
What are you talking about?
[PH] My voice on TV!
I'm saying my voice on TV!
[PH] Where's the camera?
I'm saying my voice!
Why did you take my camera!?
I want to hear your voice on TV!
You're dashing!
Wow!
And one last one.
What?
What is it?
It's Atsushi-san's problem.
Huh? My problem?
I've never told anyone about it.
It's before it's disbanded.
What?
Me?
When did it happen?
Recently, I went to the hospital and the doctor diagnosed me with high blood pressure and I need to be careful.
I'm 140cm tall. What should I do?
You're too funny.
You're funny, old man.
What kind of answer is this?
I want to ask the doctor.
I want to ask the doctor and I'm asking the doctor.
I think you're asking me because you're young and I'm answering you.
I'm not someone who can solve it myself.
But Ryoma, your answer was...
But I need to talk about the main character!
Ryoma's answer was not to listen to a celebrity's advice!
Listen to your doctors advice!
[PH] He's saying that!
That's what he does!
That's correct!
But it's really good advice!
But I don't have any questions for comedians here!
Listen to your doctor's advice really well!
And when I was about to ask this to the entertainers, they recognized me as a crazy person.
What? Are you serious? You're crazy!
I'm not crazy!
You're crazy!
I don't know what you're planning, but you shouldn't take this kind of advice!
You should doubt me! This is strange!
Let me hear your blood pressure! Your blood pressure!
Is this how you talk? Is this how you talk?
Blood pressure!
I'll go to the hospital.
Why did you say that?
If you have something to say, say it.
Next week, we'll have a deep discussion with Dr. Nadal.
Dream injury!
He's too funny and many seniors hate him.
During meditation, we'll have a serious guidance for R-1 champions without choice.
I don't remember any of R-1!
And Joshi Iguchi joins us again...
I changed chairs.
Could it be that the teacher has changed?
I've had many life betrayed by friends.
For the first time in 17 years, Ms. Pumpkin and Ms. Girl are playing.
It's a little gross.
Don't you think you're overreacting?
It's popular on the terrace.