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If it's these guys, we can win!
Iguchi and his team decided a theme for this special episode
Last week's episode was about
This
Of course he was the top 1
For this to happen
His friend Shige was also Iguchi's top 1
He says stuff to the president of the board
He says stuff like I'm like a mega ball
That's not good
It might be bad for the show.
We gathered random comments.
Then, up to 6th place is this tower.
And 7th place is this long tower.
It actually lasts for a long time.
I think so.
What a cheap thing.
It's like asking me for a favor.
It's like asking your lover for a favor.
No, no, no.
It's not like that.
Oh, it's coming.
Please.
I...
chose myself as 7th place.
Huh?
It's the same!
It's totally different!
It's the same today!
It's better not to get caught up in the thought of getting angry.
I'll act it out for you once.
I think you'll get angry when you see it on TV or hidden camera,
but you don't have to get angry too much.
It's the same.
I'm fine with it being like that.
So, as you can see,
Iguchi's prediction of making Worst One the Ever's is...
Wasn't it really bad?
I'm sorry.
I'm glad.
There is no motivation for this ranking.
That's right.
Let's aim for first place first.
We have to do it with the feeling that we can't lose.
While Iguchi remains uneasy, we will announce the results of the general men and women's survey.
This time, we will announce the results in order from Iguchi's angle.
That means you have 1. entrance and 2. bag left.
I see.
Then, this envelope...
There is a ranking in it.
Please open this envelope and announce your rank.
From Machida.
If I get first place, I'm really done.
I'm counting on you!
As usual,
From 30s to 50s,
A man who is not worthy of the power selected by general men and women.
Machida's rank is...
9th!
Oh, so close!
So close!
But you're 9th!
This guy is such a guy!
So, it's not 1 million yen.
It was really close.
I'm not depressed at all, but it's okay.
First of all, Machida is not depressed at all.
9th! 9th!
He's not satisfied.
9th is bad!
It's lower than my rank!
Lower than your rank?
40 years old man.
He feels a master-servant relationship that is already incorporated in a powerful partner.
But in manzai, he is a typical character who is strong and energetic, and barks as much as a weak dog.
That's strict.
That's pretty strict.
What is he saying?
He's biting like that.
He's biting.
What is he saying?
He's a short four-year-old boy.
He has three principles of non-objective, which is not to have, not to say.
Three principles of non-objective?
Not to have, not to say.
You don't understand?
I don't understand.
What are you saying?
You're playing with us like a 3-principle comparison.
Are you a social guy?
Social guy?
Are you stupid?
Social guy?
You're not loud.
I'm not loud.
I see.
Why did you become quiet when we said this?
You said you couldn't tell us because you were too excited.
Warning is important.
If you go with this system, you'll be announced in different ranks.
If you don't go carefully, you'll come out.
Usually, it's easier to get angry because you're lower.
But suddenly, I'm 9th or something.
I don't go at all from the beginning.
I don't know where it's coming from.
I think it's under the announcement that this power comes out.
Usually, you can go a lot further if you ride it.
Next, 9th place is Tomoshige.
Really?
I'm a little anxious.
Is it like that from below?
A man who doesn't seem to have any power.
The ranking of Tomoshige is...
You got hit.
Because I'm strong.
Rockhee.
Rockhee, huh?
We can't help it.
It's tough.
There's a good reason for it.
She's a 56-year-old woman.
Even if you try to sell your private parts to someone with a strong position,
you're not good at selling your private parts and you don't seem to be understood.
As a result, you sell yourself hard and you don't seem to be invited to the next drinking party.
Yes, that's right.
He's right.
It wasn't the second time.
I'll tell you the bad reason now.
Is it a good reason?
It wasn't that bad.
A 47-year-old man.
He's being rude to his power-holders,
but in the shadows, he's saying bad things about them.
A 40-year-old man.
When something bad happens,
he sacrifices his partner and hides in the shadows.
That's not true!
And when his partner is gone,
I can't do anything and I'm losing my job.
Isn't it terrible?
Well, it's terrible.
I'm sorry. I'm really sorry.
Isn't it terrible?
It's not like that.
I'm really sorry.
It's the same case as the game.
When I was choosing the story, Tomoshige said he wanted to do it.
I said, you shut up. You are an amateur.
I said it and Tomoshige said, you are an amateur, too.
That's a scary episode.
It's my own episode.
He's saying what he thinks.
He's not taking everything.
Right.
What did I say to make you angry?
What was it?
You said something vulgar.
Did you come up with something?
Do you have something good?
You're being rude to your power.
But you're talking bad about your power in the dark.
That's not true.
Make sure you do it.
Seriously.
Why did you make me do it?
Where is your intention of becoming number one?
It's like we're trying to create a variety show together.
Next, IGUCHI's worst 3.
TAKANO's general poll results.
TAKANO's top rank is...
It's not top at all.
Fifth place.
Fifth place...
It's difficult, isn't it?
It's not difficult at all.
Look, Iguchi, it's totally different!
It's love!
Iguchi said he was eighth!
I'm in love!
Iguchi, don't underestimate me!
You're kidding!
It's love!
Love love love!
Why?
Don't do that!
There's a good reason.
A 30-year-old man,
who is powerful,
can say clearly what he doesn't like.
He seems to be able to say things.
He married a woman who had been married for many years and has a good background.
Wow, that's great.
But it's not R-one.
It's high-value.
His wife is interesting, too.
Yes.
His wife is not interesting!
Don't say that!
It's not good.
The story is good, isn't it?
The story is not good!
Don't say that!
R-one fell down.
And there is a bad reason.
I can feel that he is a sharp-tongued guy.
I've never seen him being serious about his haircut, and I always lose my eyesight.
That's not true! Don't underestimate me! Come on!
That's too much!
Even an amateur would remember him if he wore a yellow outstanding costume.
Don't call me an amateur!
His attitude, which is trying to sell, appears as a small man.
What's wrong with it?! What's wrong with wearing a bright costume that's trying to sell?!
I couldn't get mad at him.
You didn't get mad enough.
I've never seen a person who's really mad at something who's known for being mad at things.
And he's always losing.
Don't fuck with me, you bastard!
Even an amateur who can remember just by seeing his yellow eyes turn red,
is trying to sell himself by showing off his small size.
Isn't that good?!
What do you mean, isn't that good?!
That's weak!
You're just asking for it!
Why are you asking for it?!
Why are you crying?!
It's getting better, it's getting better!
It's getting better!
Next, Iguchi is aiming for 7th place.
Is that so?
Long sized person.
No, here...
Thank you!
You were in good mood.
Thank you!
Iguchi's rank is 7th.
And you are?
7th.
Yes, yes, yes, you are.
You are angry even though you are in the same rank.
I will go.
I want you to be 7th.
Yadam, long sized person.
What is your rank?
7th is peaceful, right?
What?
[PH] Yes! Yes!
[PH] Yes!
[PH] That's great! OK! OK!
[PH] One, two, three!
[PH] Wonderful!
You saved the speech!
Thank you!
I'm really grateful for the general public!
There are only bad reasons for being 7th place.
What?
No, no, no.
You're kidding me.
You're thinking about it, aren't you?
I want to do it. I want to do it.
I want to do it.
34-year-old man.
He always has his eyes wide open and looking for a successor with those eyes.
He would do anything to get closer to his successor.
50-year-old man.
He doesn't have a sense of existence and doesn't have his own beliefs.
He would obey you if you said something.
He would not have a way of living if Trio disbanded.
You look like a pig.
I'm pissed off!
Nice.
You look like a reproduced pig.
What is reproduced pig?
It's like a reproduction part.
Who is the reproduction part?
Give me the answer!
I want to hear it again.
Torio doesn't have a sense of existence and he doesn't have his own belief.
He obeys everything that is said.
Once Torio disbands, he won't have a way of living.
It's annoying!
You are good!
It's annoying!
You are great!
What are you doing?
Does it annoy you?
As an entertainer, this is fatal.
Your reaction is the worst.
It's not fatal.
Stop it!
The votes are as follows.
Iguchi got 6th place.
What is the general poll result of Nadal?
I think it's fine for this member.
Oh, he didn't get 10th place.
Let's see.
Here is Nadal's ranking selected by general men and women.
Damn it!
I'm crazy!
I'm crazy about this member!
As expected!
This is it
Bad face
This is it
He is good at it
As expected
I'm strong
57 years old male.
Among these members, he is strong and strong-willed.
In the first place, he doesn't have his own ideas...
Who is he?
He said he was strong-willed.
Who is he?
Nadal's theory.
What is it?
What are you talking about?
It's a theory.
In the first place, he doesn't have his own ideas.
He is the worst type of person who does anything to survive.
I've never worked so hard.
You don't know anything.
Don't talk about it.
Don't make decisions on your own.
Please.
You're good at talking.
52 years old.
He has strong desire for money, food and sex.
You don't know anything.
You're talking about it.
You don't know anything.
I see.
Really?
Be careful!
It's strong.
It's a theory.
Since he has strong desire for money, food and sex,
he will give up his pride and give up his desire for sex.
Isn't it a bit of a weird opinion?
It's a weird opinion.
What do you think Nadal can win?
The one you know.
Nadal's...
He's got a knack for it.
I think you've said it.
You've said it.
Why do you ask?
Five people have finished and top one is not announced yet.
Manabu of Iguchio Sougoi.
Manabu might be suspicious.
Manabu is not suspicious.
What does Manabu think of the world?
Manabu's ranking is...
Manabu is a man who doesn't seem to be interested in power.
Iguchio Sougoi's general assessment and results are...
What does Manabu think of the world?
Here is the order of Manabu.
I'm counting on you, not first.
I'm counting on you.
Second!
This is bad!
Manabu is in second place!
Yes, yes, you're deep in it.
You were a good student.
It's dangerous, though.
It's dangerous.
A 50-year-old man.
If you can, could you quit being an entertainer?
You work with that kind of feeling.
If you can't accept it,
you have the courage to fight with any supporter.
How about this?
If you cross the line of someone, I'll be mad.
A 50-year-old man.
When he was a middle school student at Waseda University,
his partner's mother stopped him quite a bit,
I don't think I'll ever be able to show my true strength to someone who is above me.
That's true.
Even when I quit college, my partner's parents scolded me for some reason.
Your own parents didn't say that?
My own parents didn't say that.
But you don't listen to them at all?
I don't. I'm my partner's parent.
That's true.
I don't know what you're talking about.
You don't listen to them.
You're too strong.
You don't listen to them at all.
Kuritani is 4th place, but he's not in the top 1 yet
I think Kuritani is fine
Let's see the ranking of Kuritani
I hope it's not 1st place
Go for it!
Damn it!
You're 8th place
Damn it!
You're weak
Why is it?!
Hey!
47 year old man.
Because of his own belief, he follows his powerhouse.
He answers all the dangerous demands from his powerhouse.
But instead, he gets involved in crime and his life is ruined.
Oh no!
Is it a crime?
Be careful!
Hey! Crime is not allowed!
We can't broadcast this!
30 years old man, who started appearing on TV as a not popular character,
but made a girlfriend and his own brand is failing,
such weak willed person can easily imagine himself being criticized by a big shot.
No it's not like that! You know that right?!
I didn't make a girlfriend just because of a brand.
You came to work because you didn't have a girlfriend, but you made her happy with the resolution of losing it.
I don't want you to say it, but I proposed last week.
You shouldn't say it.
What is your answer?
I got an OK.
You said something you shouldn't say.
Why do you announce it in such a bad time?
You shouldn't say it in public.
But my parents are against it.
What?
They are against it?
It's sad.
It's a middle age.
So you don't know it yet.
They don't want me to meet them now.
What?
Your parents?
I proposed and got an OK.
But if your parents say no and you break up, it's not a big deal.
But we're getting married.
Congratulations!
The proposal was a success!
You know, there's a chance we'll announce the results after being in 8th place!
We're in 8th place! Think about it!
We're in 1st place and we're announcing the results, but we're in 8th place!
These three will be remaining.
Their rankings are 1st, 3rd and 4th!
Wow, Hatanaka seems strong.
What kind of motivation is that?
So, Hatanaka is in...
3rd place!
Good, good, good!
Good, good!
Top 3!
48 years old man, your partner Ito often appears on TV but not much on the screen is because you don't want to be in the spotlight.
You feel like you're doing only what you like and what you can do.
I'm praised a lot but I want to say something about this.
It's not that you're not appearing on TV but you're not called to do it.
That's great.
Sorry about that.
You can say that.
I want to say it if I can.
35 years old woman.
She said that the woman who used to date you was a nice person after you broke up.
She said that even after you broke up, you are still attractive as a man.
She said she wanted to break up with me.
But I didn't give up.
You didn't give up.
You refused once, didn't you?
You didn't say it the second time?
I said it the second time.
Didn't you wait in front of the house?
I didn't go to the house.
You hid there.
No, I didn't hide.
It's not good to hide like that.
The remaining places are first and fourth.
Will he say something?
The remaining places are...
Eguchi and Higashi Bukuro
I'm already in the top 4
I'm going to be eliminated
Eguchi will be eliminated
I see
At the same time?
Eguchi will be eliminated
I'm begging you
The first place that the average man and woman in their 30s and 50s
think they have the least power
I'm begging you
Let me finish this
Please stop
I'm begging you one more time
Come on, come on.
Please, I'm begging you.
Come on, come on.
Let me finish.
Yes! I'm first!
I'm first!
Finally!
I'm first in the world!
I lost!
I lost.
Finally!
Thank you!
You were holding down the work you should learn.
I was holding down the work you should learn.
Great!
You are too brave.
You are great!
Let me tell you the reason.
49 years old woman.
She seems to be proud of herself without making any excuses for any scandal.
She started working in a class.
Wow, you're good.
In this rank, I'm good.
You should keep doing it.
A man in his 50s who devotes himself to power will not hesitate to reach out to his senior's wife without thinking about the future.
He said something like that.
Then, can you push me on my back?
If you go to Atsushi's house, you can do it.
I don't want to call you as a junior the most.
Is it okay?
It's not okay.
And, finally, Iguchi is in first place.
No, no, I'm really happy. Thank you.
37 years old male.
He has many social common sense and authority.
He doesn't care about anyone and just goes for it.
I'm happy.
He goes forward even if he is hated.
It's like he doesn't know authority.
I'm happy.
Are you hated?
I don't think you are hated.
Really?
31 years old female.
She is short and looks disgusting.
Wait a minute!
What just started?
He's short and he looks gross, but...
I acknowledge only the rebellious spirit that opposes authority.
I'm happy!
You're not happy!
Is there such a thing as a past champion?
I'm being acknowledged!
You don't even need that introduction part, do you?
There was also this reason.
37 year old woman.
Basically, she has no image of saying bad things only to young people,
so she doesn't seem to oppose people who are stronger than her.
40 year old woman.
Looking at her stinginess towards President Ohta,
I don't think it's possible for her not to oppose authority.
Bam, bam! Something got hit!
Suddenly, I was like...
At the end, you noticed it.
I couldn't see it. I couldn't see the punch.
But you are first place.
How was it? 7th place Ito's recording today...
I'M SO ANNOYED!
You are busy with the comments.
I'm busy with this.
You are busy with this.
He has high fever for comedy.
It's not a big deal.
The entertainers are asking their seniors for advice.
They are just running away from comedy.
I'm not sure about that.
He doesn't know his partner and his partner is really short.
He's always 20 years old or something like that.
That's scary.
He's always talking about himself and the studio is on fire.
Make me hear your voice in September!
It's more than I imagined.
The last comedian's trouble consultation was with TERASA.