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Iguchi's If They're These Guys, I Can Win Game!
What's that?
This game is a little different from usual.
When Iguchi was last in Worst of Us, he said,
If They're These Guys, I Can Win.
This time, Iguchi himself has called people who said,
If They're These Guys, I Can Win.
Iguchi himself has called people who said,
Everyone of Iguchi booking.
So there are people you don't see here.
Iguchi.
Iguchi became the worst one in the last episode.
You can change members.
You can win.
Can you add Tomohashi Gen?
Tomohashi Gen is my junior.
You can add Hatanaka.
Hatanaka doesn't fit in any ranking.
Like Hatanaka or Manabu from Kaminari.
Don't say weird stuff.
I'm happy you're fighting this shit.
I'm not shit.
You're not shit.
You're right.
I'm not good at fighting myself but I'm pretty weak.
Yadan's long size Ito and Ever's Machida are here for the first time.
Nice to meet you.
Don't you mean Ninso?
You can't say that.
You are a big shot.
If you were a batch, you would be an SP.
I can't fly.
What can we win with?
Iguchi will think of a theme.
If we win, we can win.
We thought of that.
If we don't win, my mom will be bald.
You are too fast.
Let's talk about today's topic.
A man who doesn't look like he has the power to pull down the general men and women of their 30s and 50s.
What is that?
This is the first survey.
If you want to get married or be with someone, you can't win if you are in love.
We have done it many times.
Age is also important.
People in their 20s only say their first impression of each other.
They only say bad things about each other.
You haven't decided who will do the survey, have you?
No, we haven't.
But we wanted to do it.
Before we start the general ranking, let's see Iguchi's prediction first.
Of course, the top one is...
This one.
It's not Iguchi.
It's a ranking for this.
He's been saying anti-Yoshimoto.
That's not true.
He keeps saying it.
Is there anything else?
First of all, he has a title of an office worker.
He has a style of work.
He is winning by beating up everyone.
There is a pattern to the power of Mitsuyo Ohta.
I have an image of Mitsuyo being lazy.
That's it.
You are weak.
There is someone who made Iguchi the top one.
There is.
A close friend.
Iguchi talks about this all the time.
He talks about power and nothing else.
He doesn't like giants.
I like only Yoshimoto.
Do you like giant master?
I hate that.
I like giant master.
I don't like him.
Do you see him not like you?
I think he is nice and just.
He encourages everyone to work hard.
Really.
Tomohiro, did you hear my question?
No, I didn't.
You are ugly.
I'm not ugly.
I asked you if you saw me ugly in TV.
I said it to Tanaka of Bakushou.
I said it strongly and said it like a b-ball.
But you are ugly.
You are ugly as a show.
I'm glad we gathered all of you.
Next.
Next, I guess the top two.
Second place is...
East Shibuya.
I'm happy about it.
It's about women.
Any woman would go there.
It doesn't matter.
I've been there with Sanma-san.
I've taken women home.
I know it's big but...
I have faith in it.
You're not afraid of it.
You too, Senpai.
You started your own club, but people might not know about it.
I forgot about it, but it's true.
You can say it again.
I can't say it again.
Don't say it again.
I was in a mess.
Don't say it again.
I'll say it again.
Yes.
Bukuro 9.
I'm Bukuro-san, first place.
Oh!
Yes, first place.
Not inferior.
Why?
I don't make jokes, but I don't feel pressure from them.
Yes.
On my solo live, I go golfing in the morning.
I'm not inferior to the jokes and the fans.
Not inferior.
I do 18 holes and 7 contos.
Wow!
It's amazing!
Wow!
That's how you are.
I'm sitting on a string.
In the show race final, Saraba was doing a conto.
Even though they are tied up and asked for help,
he fixed his bangs like this.
He was holding back.
He doesn't bend over.
He cares about his bangs more than show races.
He doesn't bend over for show races.
Let's move on.
The third place that Iguchi doesn't think he will bend over for power.
Oh, it's the sword.
It's a happy thing.
Even though Ito was so active on TV,
he still had a strong will to do manzai in the theater.
I feel strong will that you can appear in many shows in Cosworld.
There is someone who put Hatanaka in the top.
Nadar.
Yes.
Hatanaka is amazing.
He goes to actresses with a proud feeling.
I'm not going.
I like you.
He goes to actresses.
He also fights with Horiemont.
We don't fight.
You fought over vegetables.
I was told one-sidedly.
I had a surgery last year.
I was able to be careful about my health by having a surgery.
I can eat vegetables.
I'm glad I'm sick.
I said that on the radio.
It was on the internet news.
Horiemon quoted it.
It's like a stupid theory that eating vegetables is healthy.
It became internet news again.
I said that on the radio.
I said it was not stupid.
I rebuffed it.
But he's telling his own opinion.
He's telling his own opinion.
I don't trust Horiemon much either.
I don't trust him.
He's telling his own opinion.
He's the kind of person who wants to get more and more attention.
Yes.
A man who seems to have no respect for power and influence in his 30s and 50s.
We'll announce the results from 4th place to 7th place.
These people are...
Here they are.
4th Kuritani, 5th Manabu, 6th Nadaru, 7th Itto. Thank you.
Itto...
Let's start with 4th Kuritani.
When I'm recording, I'm the type of person who doesn't notice unless I stand out.
I go out in a weird way and there are many places where I don't know why.
When I say why, I say I want to stand out.
I've never given up.
Oh!
Yes, in power.
I go to Sanma san a lot
We compete in comedy and stuff
And I win
You win?
You win Sanma san?
Sanma san said you lost
Like that
Is there anyone who thinks Kuritanio is the worst one?
Takano
Yes, he's the worst one
He's been doing this since he was young
He's admitting defeat so quickly
You started cutting in the middle too
I didn't start cutting in the middle!
I didn't start cutting from the moment I was born!
Don't mess with me!
You're a clever old man!
I'm not a clever old man!
Ito-kun is a variety show host so he looks like an SP
I'm protecting you!
Don't fight!
It's okay!
It's okay.
It's a joke.
It's a variety show.
You don't know that?
We would go if we heard it.
We didn't call you that way.
You were not accepting the Everybody but Me song.
About what?
You often say I'm not hooked on you but you didn't say it when you said it.
Say it.
You said it while we were drinking.
I didn't say it but you were hooked on me.
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[PH] Are you okay?
[PH] Isn't it too fast?
[PH] Are you okay?
I want to hear more!
I'm still okay.
I can't move.
You have to protect your muscle.
I can't cut it.
I'm still okay.
He doesn't know how to cut.
I'm nervous.
It hurts.
I'm nervous.
Please do it for me.
I'm in trouble.
I can't cut it.
What kind of comment is that?
At the meeting...
I heard you'd handle it.
It's fine.
Come with me, Manabu!
When I go to local shops or concerts,
I see what my juniors say and I think this is bad.
Really?
I don't teach them.
I just say what's bad.
I just point out what's bad.
You watch a lot of jokes.
You're just a bad guy.
You don't really care about your juniors.
Yes, we work in the same agency but
Mr. Manabu told us what we couldn't say
How could you say that?
So you can rely on Kurita too?
Yes, he signs for me
What does he say?
What could it be?
He doesn't write anything
I don't give Kurita any credit
She stays at M-1 three times a year but she argues with the staff
Even when I tell her what I think, she says like, say it say it
Does she bring it up?
She brings it up or teaches me
She gives me advice like, you should tell your manager
She's raised you
I like her advice but I want to know what she doesn't do for power
Her words are crazy
Hey you!
We've only been talking about the same things!
So please talk about something different.
Iguchi Goten!
We've only been talking about the same things.
Can you stop the camera for a bit?
Stop shooting and talk about something else.
No I can't.
We have to create something more groove-like.
Can we do that again?
Shut up and nothing will happen.
This is too much!
You can't do that!
SP is fine, right?
What should we do from now on?
I'll go with SP.
You're losing your chance to return.
I'll go with SP.
Can you do it well?
Yes, I can.
Next, sixth place, Nadal.
He's a little heavier than his juniors.
He's worried about his juniors.
But he cares for them.
But I have to say Yoshimoto.
He's in the largest organization.
Just being there is not enough?
I don't want to say it myself but
I've come this far to do this.
I'm proud of you.
You're a TV personality.
But the person who chose the worst two is
Ito.
Yes.
I don't know much about him.
I think
working at night
is connected to this.
Working at night?
I'm the president and I pay
If I get 10,000 yen, I'll put bells on my ass and shake my waist.
If you do such a prank in the old fashion, you won't get that impression.
I think you will be a gag.
For rich people, it's a gag.
I think I'm going to be a gag.
I think you're going to be a gag and get 10,000 yen.
Have you ever seen it in the field or in front of you?
What is it?
It's just an imagination.
That's right.
Please don't imagine it.
If you get one of these, you'll be in the series.
What are you imagining?
What are you imagining at home?
If you pass the long time trial, you'll get the same ticket as the general public.
That's right!
But it's okay!
Why do you choose it?
It's important!
Wait a minute!
I really wanted to win.
What did you get before the talk?
What did you get?
I was told to go.
I was told to do this talk.
What are you going to do?
Please calm down for a moment.
Can you go?
Don't say you'll do it.
You're wondering.
Just one more chance
One more chance?
Say something
I don't say it out loud
I was going for second place
Nakashima san said it too
It was close
Second place
Please call me
First place
I don't want to lose yet
I want to win
It's good you rejected me
Call me third place
I trust you.
Let's move on to No.7.
No.7.
Ito?
Zong?
He has a long career.
I guess so.
What a weird guy.
Wait a minute.
How many years?
I'm in the same period as Mr. Oriraji.
So you've been doing this for 20 years?
I'm in the same period as him, but I'm in the same period as Mr. Oriraji.
He's so nice but so old-fashioned.
He doesn't even ask me for favors.
He is even shy with his juniors.
I think he is overdoing it.
No, no.
I am 7th place.
7th place?
I am 7th place but I am not that old-fashioned.
Well, well, well.
He is still young.
7th place is still overdoing it.
And then Iguchi said,
You look like Nanai!
Are you kidding me?
If it's like this, why did you get mad at me once?
It's not bad to be lame!
You're lame, too!
You said it yourself.
7th place is weird.
What did you put yourself in 9th place?
7th place.
It's fine.
It's fine, right?
It's good that you don't get stuck in the thought of having to get angry.
You should act it out.
You should get angry.
I feel like I'm angry, but it's fine if you don't get angry.
I'm fine with it like that.
Are you really fine with it?
I'm angry at the entrance and I don't know why.
In all circumstances, Iguchi's prediction of worst 3 is this member.
Let's go. Iguchi's prediction of worst 3.
The 8th is this person.
A man who seems to have no power in his 30s to his 50s.
Iguchi's prediction of worst 3 is this member.
The 8th is this person.
Taka.
Taka?
I didn't know.
I didn't think of it.
He didn't have this kind of attitude in the first place, but when he was told by Komiya-san of Sanshiro at the live show of Maseki, he got angry.
And he was really angry.
And he told his partner, Kishi, that he would go with this from today and it became like this.
He did what Kishi told him to do.
That's not true.
I often tell my superiors about it.
There are three people who think Takano is the worst one.
Wow.
Why are you saying like this?
Speaking of which, will the members predict the worst prediction before?
I'm really angry, seriously!
Who put it in? Who put it in?
YOU DID IT!
One by one! One by one! Remember!
YOU DID IT!
No!
YOU DID IT!
NO!
You!
Wrong.
You!
Wrong.
You!
Wrong.
You!
Wrong.
You!
Wrong.
Then who is it?
Three people are fine.
Why don't you ask one by one?
Who is it?
We're doing it in first one, so three people are fine.
You!
Don't tell me that.
You're lying.
You know me.
Takano is bad too.
Please tell me the truth.
Why are you telling me that?
Takano is bad too.
You are the first one, three people are fine
Three people?
One person, please check
You?
No
You?
I didn't put anyone in
You?
I did
No, you didn't
You didn't put anyone in
Who did you bring?
I want to do it properly
You did it
You didn't put anyone in
There are many people who will interfere
I'm listening!
That's enough!
I'm not listening anymore!
I'm not doing it today!
He looks like he doesn't have much power.
Will he be the worst one?
I will announce the worst one and two at the same time.
He is in the 10th place.
He went to a bar and asked me for a drink.
I was able to drink with Matsumoto-san for two days.
I came back and drank with Matsumoto-san.
I was with Ijuuin-san, Bakarizumu-san, Yahagi-san and Matsumoto-san.
Among them was Tomoshige-san.
I was sleeping because I didn't know if it was a big joke.
I came back and Matsumoto-san gave me a birthday present.
No one asked you, so I didn't bring it.
I gave it to only one person.
What did you give him for his birthday present?
I had a towel for my business.
Was Matsumoto happy?
He said he would use it.
Tomohiro san, let's do it cheerfully.
I'm sorry for being embarrassed.
It's fun.
I said it's okay because I do muscle training.
He said it's okay.
Did you get called from there?
No, I wasn't called.
That's why he's trying to go there.
Yes, he's trying.
And the one who thinks Tomoshige is the worst one is...
Oh!
Nadal!
I'm sorry. I don't hear good rumors from entertainers at all.
Tomoshige?
I think we're doing this together but...
For someone who's above my level, he's like a cute character.
But I've never met him before when I was talking in the dressing room.
Oh, you're Nadal's junior.
Yes, I am.
So you're Tomoshige's senior?
Yes, I am.
I think we look alike.
You look like Nadal.
You look like me.
What's that?
You agreed with me so quickly.
You're annoying.
You surprised me.
You're quick.
You're annoying, Nadal.
I'll follow you everywhere.
The worst is Machida.
Machida is...
You shouldn't have done that.
You're scary.
Machida's life is full of long things.
I don't know.
When you are in a duo, you are played by Sasaki and can't play.
When you are alone, you look like you are important.
The difference is that you are playing on the radio in Shibuya.
What's up with you guys?
I didn't say that.
I was scared.
When I searched it, people were like,
Machida-san, you're like this sometimes.
People were talking about you.
Don't search about me.
You're weird.
I don't think I'm like that at all.
That's why you're like that.
It's easy for you to say, too.
No, no.
I'm Yoshimoto's super-type.
Yoshimoto's is...
Even if you complain about Yoshimoto, you'll never complain about Yoshimoto.
That's right.
It's only for Hamada-san of Downtown.
I've never seen you fighting for power.
I don't fight with Hong Kong.
Why do I have to fight with Hong Kong?
I don't fight with Hong Kong.
So far, it's just Iguchi's prediction.
Wasn't it really terrible?
I'm sorry.
I'm really sorry.
There is also a hotness of this person, so it works well against it.
If you leave it alone, there is no motivation for this ranking.
That's right. That's the biggest thing.
Let's aim first. Let's aim for first place.
You have to act like you're not losing.
If you get hit, you'll only have a face like that.
If you take your chair away, you won't sit in front of the camera!
In order to get closer to the powerful, I'll do anything to...
Who is it?!
Is it the top 1 of the first place?
The ranking of the middle of the week?
I'm pissed off!
Like a reproduced part of a song?
But, the first place of the first place is even more serious...
I'm in the middle of a campaign...
Why is it announced in such a dangerous way?!
Kurita's surprising announcement is...
I have a fever for comedy...
That revenge will be answered by a prank.
Your partner is in trouble.
Let me hear your voice of September!
It's boring if you don't shout out loud.
Check past jokes on Terrasa!